The Five Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

vast quantities of hot air

[Cyborg322]

balloons flying over most of

[Eichhörnchen]

Tunbridge Wells Common, where perverts

[Reece]

like Cyborg322 lurked, he liked

[Buddahaid]

to lick postage stamp adhesive

[Reece]

and place them on women's

[STEED]

Ear lobes while kissing their

[Reece]

cheesy big toes whilst fondling

[Jimbuna]

his adoring pet monkey, Bubbles

[STEED]

Farted in Vendor's face twice

[Jimbuna]

as fast as STEED could

[STEED]

Tell Reece to buy jim

[Jimbuna]

a large chest of gold

[Cyborg322]

plated cheap Prince Albert Piercings

[Reece]

But declined and slapped STEED

[Buddahaid]

with his elbow length gloves

[mapuc]

STEED replied, are you challenging

[STEED]

Jezzer to a election debate?

[Cyborg322]

no, I want a duel

[Buddahaid]

BB guns at ten paces

[Eichhörnchen]

at dawn tomorrow, in the

[Reece]

Local pub where Vendore boozes

[Jimbuna]

next to the local asylum

[Tango589]

(also called Houses of Parliament)

[Jimbuna]

for the severely mentally handicapped

[Cyborg322]

untrustworthy diabolical dangerous imbeciles and

[Tango589]

other fans of monkey business

[Jimbuna]

partridges in a pear tree

[Tango589]

and random pairs of shoes

[Buddahaid]

abandoned like ticket stubs for

[Jimbuna]

the mad hatters tea party

[STEED]

Red Ken dropped by talking..

[Reece]

a load of gibberish about

[Buddahaid]

quantum singularities and event horizons

[Eichhörnchen]

and the size of Melania

[Jimbuna]

the female silver back gorilla

[Reece]

that swung from tree to

[Jimbuna]

the blue moon and back

[Eichhörnchen]

with a banana in each

[Buddahaid]

saddlebag which seemed to orbit

[Aktungbby]

Lucy's diamonds in the sky:O:

[Reece]

Meanwhile on planet Earth, Eichhörnchen

[Buddahaid]

was desperately making squirrel lingerie

[Reece]

for his sexy girl friend

http://runt-of-the-web.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sexy-squirrel-taxidermy-fails.jpg

[Aktungbby]

WHILE TOUCHING UP A MASTERPIECE http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/22/article-2297585-18DB020B000005DC-874_634x422.jpg

[Buddahaid]

no one will ever understand

[Reece]

what it's like to love

[Jimbuna]

a three eyed hairy caterpillar

[Cyborg322]

beautiful but deadly with secret

https://i.imgur.com/5EaQYGz.jpg

[Reece]

compartment hidden in the bottom

[Jimbuna]

of STEEDS fur lined panties

[STEED]

That jim wanted to sniff.

[Cyborg322]

the warm sickly sweet aroma

https://i.imgur.com/wYSIxM9.png

[Reece]

made Jim puke then he

[mapuc]

saw Reece and he puked

[Reece]

again, all over poor mapuc!!:O:

[mapuc]

Mums, never have I tasted

[Reece]

such a vile and disgusting

[Jimbuna]

pint of warm Aussie beer

[Reece]

, was so bad I puked http://www.desismileys.com/smileys/desismileys_2964.gif (http://www.desismileys.com/)

[STEED]

Over North Korea which caused

[Buddahaid]

the Twitter Continuation War to

[Cyborg322]

open debates on random puking

[Reece]

this thought made STEED puke http://www.desismileys.com/smileys/desismileys_2964.gif (http://www.desismileys.com/)

[Buddahaid]

Steed puked, had an epiphany

[Reece]

I want everyone to puke!!:timeout:

[Eichhörnchen]

I've gone and missed "Whac-A-Squirrel"

[Reece]

tough!! Go and puke on

[Buddahaid]

Mr. Fibble Senor squirrel boy

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070516034132/reddwarf/images/5/54/Flibble.jpg

[Reece]

this is how it's done!!:doh:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/11/21/15/3A9F805C00000578-0-image-a-61_1479742762798.jpg

[Jimbuna]

One of the earliest theories

[Reece]

was that Buddahaid invented puking:yep:

[mapuc]

Which he called the relative

[Reece]

force of body upheaval, scientists

[Buddahaid]

were baffled and demanded peer

[Reece]

were baffled and demanded peer
evidence, Jim came forward and

[Buddahaid]

offered evidence upon the floor

[Reece]

then all the viewers puked http://www.desismileys.com/smileys/desismileys_2964.gif (http://www.desismileys.com/)

[Cyborg322]

you make me sick said

[Reece]

mapuc, then he heaved and http://www.desismileys.com/smileys/desismileys_0129.gif (http://www.desismileys.com/)

[Jimbuna]

Jim appealed for common civility

[Reece]

but alas, the people just

[Jimbuna]

followed the lead of Reece

[Cyborg322]

the Vomit Distance World Champion https://i.imgur.com/QpXowu5.png


https://i.imgur.com/3phWAhZ.jpg

[Jimbuna]

then posted this final appeal

[Buddahaid]

but it was chucked out

[Jimbuna]

. Time for a fresh start

[Buddahaid]

Reece was born again but

[Jimbuna]

the dingo denied all responsibility

[STEED]

For Reece's OTT sex drive.

[mapuc]

A drive-in it was

[Reece]

The drive was strong and

[Buddahaid]

misdirected as was usually the

[Reece]

case with Jim, however he

[Jimbuna]

knew how best to proceed

[Reece]

so he drove to the

[Jimbuna]

dark side of the moon

[STEED]

And found a choc bar

[Catfish]

, which was lit by Reece's

sry, was follow-up from ^^, too late.. :oops:
let's see what makes the least sense .. ah!


, immediately eaten by moon snakes

[Jimbuna]

before their journey to Uranus

[Catfish]

(now it might get ugly)

[Jimbuna]

if crap hits the fan

[Cyborg322]

and redecorates the walls with

[Reece]

this made Jim puke again!! http://www.desismileys.com/smileys/desismileys_6846.gif (http://www.desismileys.com/)

[Jimbuna]

. The last time anything mattered

[Reece]

was when Cyborg322 jumped into

[Jimbuna]

a pool of molten lava

[Cyborg322]

his Cybernetic Exoskeleton protected him https://i.imgur.com/4asvKg5.jpg

[Jimbuna]

from everything except molten lava

[Cyborg322]

Amazon gave him a refund

[Jimbuna]

in notes of Dutch Guilders

[Buddahaid]

that Skybird keeps hidden away

[Reece]

until Reece stole them and

[Jimbuna]

tried to buy candy with

[Reece]

a gold coin, the police

[Jimbuna]

knew all about Aussie convicts

[Eichhörnchen]

(whose ancestors are mostly Geordies)

[Reece]

He was taken to jail

[Jimbuna]

who was taken to jail?

[Reece]

that nasty man Reece. Later

[Jimbuna]

he vanished into thin air

[mapuc]

like a fart from a

[Cyborg322]

Honda 50 Moped Nitrous injection https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x33FD8I8bGU

[Reece]

Jim breathed in the fumes :dead:

[Eichhörnchen]

then whipped out his whacker

[Reece]

hitting himself on the head!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

Reece started stroking Jims whacker

[Reece]

smiled, and hit Jim again!!:salute:

[Jimbuna]

Reece...last seen in casualty

[Gerald]

,at the same time

[mapuc]

Eichhörnchen was seen wacking some

[Eichhörnchen]

nuts outside on the lawn

[Buddahaid]

his neighbors called the SPCA

[Eichhörnchen]

but they got whacked too.

[Buddahaid]

after some time there was

[Reece]

after some time there was
a call by Eichhörnchen to

[Buddahaid]

clean up on isle nine

[Reece]

but he refused and decided

[Buddahaid]

that his calling was elsewhere

[Reece]

So he donned a tutu

https://cancercans.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/men-tutu.jpg?w=395&h=395

[Buddahaid]

and wowed the world except

[Reece]

Jim, he was emotionally hurt :wah:

[Buddahaid]

and felt abandoned yet again

[Reece]

until Eichhörnchen phoned him and

[Jimbuna]

reported a seriously bad post

[Reece]

being infested with white ants :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

. Reece, closing in on STEED

[mapuc]

who was drooling, I'm right

[Jimbuna]

and the left are wrong

[Eichhörnchen]

let's all be gender neutral

[Buddahaid]

said Eichhörnchen who never understood

[Aktungbby]

'BUSHY-TAILED' DOESN'T MEAN SQUIRRELY!

[Reece]

it meant his bush was

[Buddahaid]

overgrown, and particularly unkempt about

[Reece]

the fly region, the smell

[Jimbuna]

from the old farm yard

[Reece]

made Buddahaid and Eichhörnchen puke!! http://www.desismileys.com/smileys/desismileys_2964.gif (http://www.desismileys.com/)

[Jimbuna]

When all are typically lost

[Reece]

you give up and jump

[Buddahaid]

onto the next slidewalk then

[Reece]

raise your index finger to

[Cyborg322]

show disapproval of bad haircuts

[Buddahaid]

no, disgusting hair cuts, especially

[Reece]

Jim's, opps, no hair!! Sorry!!

[Buddahaid]

but the style had a

[Reece]

but the style had a
slick shine to it, Buddahaid

[Jimbuna]

often wore a monks habit

[Reece]

when streaking, his other hobby!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

Some folk have a habit

[Cyborg322]

of telling really bad jokes :haha:

[Reece]

these people make me sick!! http://www.desismileys.com/smileys/desismileys_6846.gif (http://www.desismileys.com/)

[Buddahaid]

Actually it's a nasty habit.

[Reece]

Cyborg322 went for a sabbatical

[Buddahaid]

but inadvertently received a sobriquet

[Reece]

he was aptly named Cyril

[Buddahaid]

and apt was the aptness

[Reece]

of Jim's fatness, furious he

[Buddahaid]

deleted years of delicate emails

[Reece]

from his raunchy lover Buddahaid!!:D

[Jimbuna]

Reece taking advantage of STEED

[Cyborg322]

in a most inappropriate way :06:

[Buddahaid]

but no one was surprised

[Eichhörnchen]

to see him straddling the

[Reece]

sidewalk like an old drunkard

[Buddahaid]

it being Thursday after all

[Reece]

and being retired and senile!!:oops:

(Hey I'm putting myself down!!)

[Buddahaid]

just recovered from the weekend

[Reece]

just recovered from the weekend
Buddahaid decided to strip naked

[Eichhörnchen]

the quivering body of Reece

[Jimbuna]

left room for much improvement

[Buddahaid]

but one thing was perfect

[Cyborg322]

the union of two strange

[Jimbuna]

amoeba in a beer glass

[Buddahaid]

little did they know what

[Cyborg322]

dastardly plan Buddahaid had in

[Reece]

store for Jim, after setting

[Buddahaid]

all the timers and wires

[Reece]

he waited for Jim to

[Buddahaid]

leave the Adult Addict Emporium

[Reece]

then grinning threw the switch :D

[Jimbuna]

to light up the compound

[Cyborg322]

instead of the TNT ! so...

[Buddahaid]

all the Morlocks were blinded

[Jimbuna]

for just a few seconds

[Buddahaid]

then continued browsing porn hub

[Cyborg322]

in his weathered old raincoat

[STEED]

A big..."CORRR" rocked Australia.

[Eichhörnchen]

And this thread suddenly ended.

[Buddahaid]

but thanks to modern science

[Eichhörnchen]

it revived just briefly, then

[Buddahaid]

it was picked up by

[Eichhörnchen]

a man but it died.

[Buddahaid]

at the box office, however

[Reece]

Reece came to the rescue

[Eichhörnchen]

but fell off his horse

[Buddahaid]

which was actually a broom

[STEED]

Made of solid Gold, Reece..

[Buddahaid]

ignored the golden broom and

[Reece]

chased after a gorgeous blonde

[Jimbuna]

wrestler sporting a long beard

[Reece]

to help kick Jim's butt.

http://hddfhm.com/images/clipart-kicked-in-butt-6.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Reece was forever being the

[Eichhörnchen]

pain in the arse instead.

[Jimbuna]

Reece played with his joey

[Eichhörnchen]

which stood to attention, because

[Jimbuna]

Newcastle have beaten Manchester United

[Cyborg322]

in a burger eating contest

[Reece]

causing the contestants to puke!! http://www.desismileys.com/smileys/desismileys_2964.gif (http://www.desismileys.com/)

[Buddahaid]

meanwhile over at Buddahaid's house
https://imageshack.com/a/img924/4148/2PQgD2.png

[Reece]

Jim dressed up in drag

[Jimbuna]

racing gear for the race

[Reece]

and came in last position

[Jimbuna]

as was usually the norm

[Reece]

and Reece took second position.:yep:

[Jimbuna]

rear of the elephants bottom

[Cyborg322]

with really bad flatulence . Choking

[Jimbuna]

for a can of worms

[Buddahaid]

was substituted for his usual

[Reece]

fishing bait but they died!!

[Buddahaid]

Meanwhile Mrs. Olsen substituted Folger's

[Reece]

coffee for spiced chai, yummy!!:yep:

[Buddahaid]

Mrs. Olsen was yummy too
https://imageshack.com/a/img924/4061/Nby2yt.png

[Reece]

, she asked Buddahaid for a

[Jimbuna]

bottle of nail polish remover

[Reece]

and her hand in marriage :yep:

[STEED]

Jim ran away with her

[Buddahaid]

grandmother to the West Indies

[Jimbuna]

he remained a tax exile

[Reece]

but still loved the Grandmother

[Jimbuna]

clock in his stately mansion