The Five Word Story Game [Archive] - Page 12

Cyborg322

11-05-17, 08:55 PM

to chip way all the ........ :hmmm:

Reece

11-05-17, 11:27 PM

it stunk!! But Jim continued:yep:

Gerald

11-06-17, 01:13 AM

With Cyborg322 in his left

Reece

11-06-17, 02:45 AM

arm and Vendor his right!!:yep:

Gerald

11-06-17, 04:37 AM

Reece come on a horse:Kaleun_Wink:

Reece

11-06-17, 05:10 AM

like Vladimir Putin commanding respect

https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-9cfc7821cd2265e2c5497513727c1d46-c

Gerald

11-06-17, 07:19 AM

Reese woke up from the dream:03:

Jimbuna

11-06-17, 07:42 AM

confused by number of words

STEED

11-06-17, 08:24 AM

And went out drinking beer

Jimbuna

11-06-17, 02:14 PM

before spouting much more gibberish

Cyborg322

11-06-17, 02:29 PM

like a Dyslexic Newspaper Vendor

STEED

11-06-17, 05:10 PM

Kissed Reece full on the

Reece

11-06-17, 07:07 PM

photo to my relief, then

mapuc

11-06-17, 07:08 PM

a voice from above said

Reece

11-06-17, 08:26 PM

REECE, kiss STEED full on!! :huh:

Gerald

11-06-17, 08:31 PM

but Cyborg322 kiss Reece instead:doh:

Reece

11-06-17, 10:17 PM

Vendor, so jealous, kissed mapuc

Cyborg322

11-07-17, 12:41 AM

Lovingly on the Butt Cheeks

"We shall fight on the beaches we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender" Winston Churchill 4 June 1940 and Cyborg322 7 November 2017

Reece

11-07-17, 01:55 AM

Vendor smiled then patted it

STEED

11-07-17, 08:04 AM

Trump said kiss me sexy

Gerald

11-07-17, 10:01 AM

Ivanka is a great, great

STEED

11-07-17, 11:46 AM

Looker and I married her

Jimbuna

11-07-17, 12:32 PM

wart infested hunchback distant relative

STEED

11-07-17, 02:46 PM

Trump threw the book at

Cyborg322

11-07-17, 06:46 PM

her equally grotesque bother " Fester "

Reece

11-07-17, 06:51 PM

creating a sore that festered

Gerald

11-07-17, 11:52 PM

include usage of chamomile tea

Reece

11-08-17, 12:34 AM

that he drank instead!! Look!!

Gerald

11-08-17, 12:55 AM

Reece was driving in snow:doh:

Reece

11-08-17, 01:38 AM

in central Australia, it must

Tango589

11-08-17, 07:01 AM

be the end of days

Cyborg322

11-08-17, 10:03 AM

an apocalyptic nightmare, no more .....

Jimbuna

11-08-17, 10:36 AM

beer from behind the bar

Cyborg322

11-08-17, 12:51 PM

just Newcastle Brown and Boddingtons

STEED

11-08-17, 03:19 PM

Mixed with curry chocolate cream

Reece

11-08-17, 11:10 PM

I think Ill puke now!

Cyborg322

11-09-17, 09:54 AM

a torrent of Green bubbling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGxWRP1rVk8

Jimbuna

11-09-17, 10:33 AM

said in only four words

Cyborg322

11-09-17, 12:09 PM

by Dumb Cyborg322 , he chuckled

Cyborg322

11-09-17, 07:53 PM

so he fixed it with

Reece

11-09-17, 08:40 PM

Hammer and chisel with a

Gerald

11-09-17, 11:47 PM

a new resistance-training system that

Reece

11-10-17, 02:56 AM

Jim couldn't resist, it was

Gerald

11-10-17, 07:35 AM

Jim to get the final

Jimbuna

11-10-17, 07:55 AM

an amazing site to behold

STEED

11-10-17, 05:51 PM

Beer Belly and Builders Bum

Reece

11-10-17, 08:06 PM

that swayed in the breeze

STEED

11-11-17, 06:08 AM

And turning women on like

Reece

11-11-17, 07:20 AM

sexy Homer Simpson and Marge:yep:

STEED

11-11-17, 07:35 AM

Doing it live on TV

Cyborg322

11-11-17, 10:44 AM

causing deep embarrassment to all

Jimbuna

11-11-17, 10:53 AM

with a sense of dignity

Reece

11-11-17, 08:38 PM

Jim joined in the fun

STEED

11-12-17, 05:33 AM

Snogging Homer Simpson, Jim said

Reece

11-12-17, 05:43 AM

come closer Homer dearest, lets

STEED

11-12-17, 05:49 AM

Jiggly our beer bellies to

Reece

11-12-17, 07:20 AM

see our hairs knot up!!:D

Cyborg322

11-12-17, 08:06 AM

like worms in a bucket

Jimbuna

11-12-17, 08:12 AM

of sugar and scented spice

STEED

11-12-17, 03:55 PM

Trump said no thanks to

Reece

11-12-17, 06:27 PM

joining in the disgusting act

Tango589

11-13-17, 05:35 AM

of trying to maintain his dignity

Reece

11-13-17, 06:47 AM

so he gave in and

Jimbuna

11-13-17, 07:24 AM

joined Reece in the shower

Cyborg322

11-13-17, 12:20 PM

Trump dropped the soap and

mapuc

11-13-17, 12:29 PM

Reece said oh you naughty

Jimbuna

11-13-17, 12:34 PM

sheep, get off my lawn

Eichhörnchen

11-13-17, 12:52 PM

and do your business elsewhere.

Cyborg322

11-13-17, 01:06 PM

he stormed off in disgust

Gerald

11-13-17, 01:10 PM

widespread odium for military failures

Cyborg322

11-13-17, 02:12 PM

furious, blasting burning Napalm everywhere

Eichhörnchen

11-13-17, 02:45 PM

like a fart-lighting contest

Reece

11-13-17, 06:13 PM

that went horribly wrong when

mapuc

11-13-17, 07:01 PM

mapuc wanted to join the

Reece

11-14-17, 12:50 AM

boys, the stink was so

Eichhörnchen

11-14-17, 03:49 AM

eye watering it caused a

Reece

11-14-17, 04:10 AM

thunderhead to develop, lightning struck

Eichhörnchen

11-14-17, 06:04 AM

Markus right in the arse

Reece

11-14-17, 06:15 AM

just as gas was escaping

Eichhörnchen

11-14-17, 06:50 AM

and created a fire ball

Reece

11-14-17, 07:02 AM

that scorched Jim's polished head

Jimbuna

11-14-17, 07:03 AM

making his crown shine brightly

Tango589

11-14-17, 09:47 AM

in the early dawn light

Aktungbby

11-14-17, 10:56 AM

^ That's "by dawn's early light"

Cyborg322

11-14-17, 12:07 PM

thousands of squirrels popped up

Eichhörnchen

11-14-17, 12:27 PM

all shouting "Whack the baldheads"

Jimbuna

11-14-17, 01:22 PM

. Sanity was soon restored after

Eichhörnchen

11-14-17, 01:32 PM

all the baldheads got whacked

Jimbuna

11-14-17, 01:39 PM

and the squirrel thread locked

Reece

11-14-17, 07:00 PM

Poor Eichhörnchen cried profusely then

Gerald

11-14-17, 07:02 PM

movement with winged stamp in

STEED

11-14-17, 07:08 PM

A drape of curtains exploded

Cyborg322

11-14-17, 10:50 PM

tatty poor quality shoddy workmanship

Reece

11-14-17, 11:25 PM

Jim produced, he was fired!!

Eichhörnchen

11-15-17, 01:14 AM

Reece's piles were chafing again

Reece

11-15-17, 02:30 AM

my butt was itching madly

Eichhörnchen

11-15-17, 02:59 AM

so borrowed some ointment from

Reece

11-15-17, 03:56 AM

Jim, he gently rubbed it

Eichhörnchen

11-15-17, 04:05 AM

onto his glowing Harolds, which

Reece

11-15-17, 04:38 AM

seemed to turn STEED on :oops:

STEED

11-15-17, 07:54 AM

As he won £20 Billion...:DL

Reece

11-15-17, 08:01 AM

worth of Butt cream, Eichhörnchen

Jimbuna

11-15-17, 08:26 AM

was hiding up a tree

Eichhörnchen

11-15-17, 08:34 AM

wondering how to use it

Jimbuna

11-15-17, 08:35 AM

without drawing attention to himself

Cyborg322

11-15-17, 10:04 AM

he slowly dipped his finger

STEED

11-15-17, 10:23 AM

Suddenly Eichhörnchen exploded and Reece

Jimbuna

11-15-17, 11:02 AM

dissolved in the after shock

STEED

11-15-17, 11:04 AM

King Jim the 1st celebrated

Jimbuna

11-15-17, 11:08 AM

with a tot of rum

Cyborg322

11-15-17, 11:18 AM

and a Hearty Sea Shanty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEaZ5XUe0Mk

Eichhörnchen

11-15-17, 11:19 AM

but the celebration was premature

STEED

11-15-17, 11:39 AM

Eichhörnchen was back...A CYBORG! :o

Eichhörnchen

11-15-17, 11:50 AM

https://i.imgur.com/xSwS9wB.jpg Ten times stronger than before

STEED

11-15-17, 11:54 AM

King Jim wet his pants

Cyborg322

11-15-17, 12:10 PM

Cyborg leaked a little oil

https://ibb.co/mpCRyR

Aktungbby

11-15-17, 12:23 PM

to calm the tempestuous urine

STEED

11-15-17, 12:31 PM

Reece went to the moon

mapuc

11-15-17, 12:36 PM

to discover that it was

STEED

11-15-17, 12:37 PM

Made of cheese and wine

Cyborg322

11-15-17, 12:53 PM

unlike Uranus which is made

STEED

11-15-17, 01:20 PM

Mint ice cream and coffee

Eichhörnchen

11-15-17, 04:01 PM

and populated with giant squirrels.

mapuc

11-15-17, 06:32 PM

Eichhörnchen was determined to build

Reece

11-15-17, 06:58 PM

a spaceship with mapuc's help

Cyborg322

11-15-17, 09:23 PM

to enter the twilight zone

Reece

11-15-17, 10:37 PM

and land on Uranus to

Eichhörnchen

11-16-17, 04:11 AM

https://i.imgur.com/qogmWJe.jpg start whacking crazy baldheads

Reece

11-16-17, 05:40 AM

but the giant squirrels attacked

Tango589

11-16-17, 05:46 AM

the philosophy of the Dutch

Eichhörnchen

11-16-17, 06:07 AM

thinkers such as Bernard Nieuwtijt

Tango589

11-16-17, 06:18 AM

who thought that potatoes were

Eichhörnchen

11-16-17, 06:36 AM

much nicer covered in choclit

Reece

11-16-17, 07:02 AM

with a sardine creme center http://www.desismileys.com/smileys/desismileys_2964.gif (http://www.desismileys.com/)

Jimbuna

11-16-17, 08:00 AM

and a hint of tar

Eichhörnchen

11-16-17, 08:29 AM

https://i.imgur.com/Q8lBk63.jpg then rolled by dung beetaws

Jimbuna

11-16-17, 08:33 AM

down the tracks of hell

Eichhörnchen

11-16-17, 12:33 PM

towards STEED'S house, which was

mapuc

11-16-17, 04:24 PM

painted in pink ´cause he

Cyborg322

11-16-17, 04:27 PM

slanted slightly to the left

Eichhörnchen

11-16-17, 04:32 PM

and often wore ladies' clothing

Reece

11-16-17, 06:28 PM

and walked with limp wrist

mapuc

11-16-17, 06:37 PM

desperately seeking after a new

Cyborg322

11-16-17, 06:54 PM

surgical operation went badly wrong

Eichhörnchen

11-16-17, 07:12 PM

because his plumber did it

Reece

11-16-17, 07:25 PM

using sledge hammer and chisel

Cyborg322

11-16-17, 08:00 PM

without proper Anesthesia and resulting

Reece

11-16-17, 08:46 PM

in some slight discomfort including

Eichhörnchen

11-17-17, 01:50 AM

chafing and a sore dung-

Reece

11-17-17, 02:51 AM

hole that STEED kept scratching

Eichhörnchen

11-17-17, 04:02 AM

with a big knobbly stick.

Reece

11-17-17, 04:27 AM

STEED smiled with ecstasy and

Eichhörnchen

11-17-17, 04:40 AM

briefly stopped eating his banana,

Reece

11-17-17, 05:36 AM

when Jim slipped on the

Jimbuna

11-17-17, 06:48 AM

field of might and glory

Cyborg322

11-17-17, 08:27 AM

all hail the Magnificent One

Jimbuna

11-17-17, 08:38 AM

king of the ant hill

STEED

11-17-17, 06:15 PM

And ruler of brick walls

Reece

11-17-17, 06:45 PM

Yes it's Reece!!:salute: (takes bow:yep:)

STEED

11-17-17, 06:50 PM

And farts for President Mugabe

Reece

11-17-17, 09:00 PM

who clapped and cheered for

STEED

11-18-17, 07:22 AM

Reece and appointed him as

Jimbuna

11-18-17, 07:56 AM

manager of the diaper laundry

STEED

11-18-17, 08:02 AM

Vendor said let me sniff....

Jimbuna

11-18-17, 08:20 AM

the sense out of that

STEED

11-18-17, 08:29 AM

Pork pie and hot custard

Jimbuna

11-18-17, 08:55 AM

make a change from spam

STEED

11-18-17, 09:12 AM

That was banned by Trump

Jimbuna

11-18-17, 10:52 AM

but welcomed by many more

Cyborg322

11-18-17, 11:13 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7ospam spam spam spam - spam

Eichhörnchen

11-18-17, 02:27 PM

https://i.imgur.com/AJ2Mx5L.jpg SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

Cyborg322

11-18-17, 06:02 PM

Spam Squirrel Possum and Mouse

https://i.imgur.com/QOUkNcp.png

They don't tell you that on the tin or you would not buy it. Except no substitute for 100% Squirrel

Eichhörnchen

11-18-17, 06:20 PM

all went to Reece's house

STEED

11-18-17, 06:25 PM

For the orgy of moons

Reece

11-18-17, 08:52 PM

STEED hosted the event and

Eichhörnchen

11-19-17, 04:04 AM

wore his wife's favourite dress

Buddahaid

11-19-17, 04:10 AM

and stole her nasty perfume...

Jimbuna

11-19-17, 06:45 AM

better known as shark repellant

Reece

11-19-17, 07:13 AM

, STEED just drank the stuff :doh::oops::yep:

Jimbuna

11-19-17, 08:02 AM

belched, then fell asleep again

STEED

11-19-17, 08:36 AM

PM May appointed jim as

Jimbuna

11-19-17, 08:48 AM

her personal protection body guard

Eichhörnchen

11-19-17, 09:35 AM

for her Hyde Park joggings

Jimbuna

11-19-17, 09:40 AM

and secretive trysts at night

Cyborg322

11-19-17, 01:05 PM

cherubs with bows and arrows

Eichhörnchen

11-19-17, 01:30 PM

under the trees, in which

STEED

11-19-17, 01:32 PM

Reece had a nude tub

Eichhörnchen

11-19-17, 01:53 PM

he shared with the squirrels

STEED

11-19-17, 02:04 PM

Romping around in the foam

Cyborg322

11-19-17, 02:07 PM

destined for the Spam Factory

Eichhörnchen

11-19-17, 03:17 PM

or maybe the Nut House

STEED

11-19-17, 05:10 PM

Where fruitcake go for nookie

Reece

11-19-17, 06:45 PM

Dirty fruitcakes!!! Jim was disgusted

Eichhörnchen

11-19-17, 06:56 PM

but also slightly aroused by

STEED

11-19-17, 07:18 PM

By the sexy rain and

Reece

11-19-17, 07:36 PM

paraded in his birthday suit:yep:

STEED

11-19-17, 07:37 PM

Eichhörnchen took lots of pictures

Reece

11-19-17, 07:51 PM

before daring to touch his

STEED

11-19-17, 07:54 PM

Big ears and long nose

Reece

11-19-17, 10:17 PM

that he tweaked until it

Eichhörnchen

11-20-17, 01:51 AM

came off in his paw

Reece

11-20-17, 02:30 AM

then he ate it - Yummy!!

Jimbuna

11-20-17, 05:39 AM

Last night at the proms

STEED

11-20-17, 06:45 AM

PM May told Reece to

Eichhörnchen

11-20-17, 10:04 AM

go down to Hyde Park

mapuc

11-20-17, 01:18 PM

and do the balloon dance

Eichhörnchen

11-20-17, 02:43 PM

bollock-naked in a clearing

Jimbuna

11-20-17, 02:58 PM

with the local clown Boris

Eichhörnchen

11-20-17, 03:07 PM

then the two of them

STEED

11-20-17, 03:54 PM

Farted causing green fog in

Jimbuna

11-20-17, 04:11 PM

the Tyne is all mine

Reece

11-20-17, 06:57 PM

when the fog lifted Jim

STEED

11-20-17, 07:10 PM

pants exploded causing a rip

Reece

11-20-17, 08:09 PM

so sharp that STEED jumped

Jimbuna

11-21-17, 07:21 AM

out of his party frock

Tango589

11-21-17, 10:28 AM

and into a cocktail gown

Cyborg322

11-21-17, 11:27 AM

adorned with Glitter and Diamantes

Eichhörnchen

11-21-17, 02:48 PM

and which rustled when he

Jimbuna

11-21-17, 04:00 PM

let rip a powerful one

Reece

11-21-17, 06:42 PM

this time the ground shook

Tango589

11-22-17, 10:52 AM

in fear at the sight

Jimbuna

11-22-17, 11:01 AM

of a bright blue light

Cyborg322

11-22-17, 03:40 PM

Oh No ! it's the Dibble

Eichhörnchen

11-22-17, 05:13 PM

who makes the girls dribble

Reece

11-22-17, 06:19 PM

down Eichhörnchen's back when he

Eichhörnchen

11-23-17, 01:43 AM

busts his moves at the

Reece

11-23-17, 03:04 AM

local whorehouse where you'll find

Gerald

11-23-17, 03:46 AM

Eichhörnchen,Reece and a monkey:03:

Eichhörnchen

11-23-17, 04:19 AM

named STEED, all queueing up

Catfish

11-23-17, 04:21 AM

in front of Vendor, who

Gerald

11-23-17, 04:27 AM

was busy with a woman:yep:

Reece

11-23-17, 06:11 AM

so ugly that STEED said "

Eichhörnchen

11-23-17, 06:51 AM

"When you've shagged that monkey...

Jimbuna

11-23-17, 08:15 AM

without having asked your wife

Cyborg322

11-23-17, 02:08 PM

illegitimate hairy children will ensue

Eichhörnchen

11-23-17, 02:37 PM

and they'll look like you

Cyborg322

11-23-17, 03:24 PM

made a Monkey out of

Reece

11-23-17, 06:44 PM

This is totally disgusting!! Who

mapuc

11-23-17, 07:14 PM

forgot to invite me, Reece

Gerald

11-23-17, 07:18 PM

took a hand in zoo:03:

Jimbuna

11-23-17, 08:23 PM

said in a calm voice

Reece

11-24-17, 03:55 AM

"come over here big boy" :oops:

Jimbuna

11-24-17, 09:54 AM

and start tickling my fancy

Tango589

11-24-17, 12:20 PM

looking kettle of fish

Eichhörnchen

11-24-17, 12:25 PM

Which got smaller, and smaller,

Tango589

11-24-17, 12:31 PM

until Jim needed his microscope