The Five Word Story Game

[Aktungbby]

out the wife's rose trimmings

[Reece]

whilst sitting on them - OUCH!! :oops:

[Aktungbby]

especially after excruciating Geordie extensions:03:

[Jimbuna]

kept coming back for more

[Reece]

sweating whilst moaning "Oh Yeah!!"

[Jimbuna]

When the dust had settled

[Reece]

Aktungbby looked warn out but

[Aktungbby]

knowing erudition leads to perdition

[Reece]

once again the psychobabble flows :doh:

[Aktungbby]

vexed, unerringly to the sea:arrgh!:

[blackswan40]

Aktung teachings across the pond :yep:

[Jimbuna]

are a sight to behold

[Reece]

until he sunk down deep

[Jimbuna]

into a pile of manure

[Reece]

he stunk to high heaven

[Jimbuna]

not to mention middle earth

[Reece]

yes Aktungbby was swallowed up :k_confused:

[blackswan40]

enlightening a very dark world

[Aktungbby]

by the silvery moon's light

[Reece]

He finally got it together

[Aktungbby]

bent over; mooning the moon

[blackswan40]

As Pc Buna came along

[Reece]

couldn't resist using his finger!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[blackswan40]

beckoning Aktung into the bluetaxi

[Jimbuna]

the one with window bars

[Reece]

off to the loony bin :yep::Kaleun_Wink:

[blackswan40]

he wanted a groundfloor cell

[Texas Red]

Instead, he met the Devil!

[Aktungbby]

and shady ladies from Hades!:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Reece]

but he suffered much pain :oops::doh::Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

as the door jammed again

[Aktungbby]

ending "in n out" fantasieshttps://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/long-beach-ca-usa-march-600w-1949395735.jpg

[Jimbuna]

for those with deranged minds

[Aktungbby]

likin' it rare 'twixt buns https://c.tenor.com/xOyjDYx9bUgAAAAC/beef-hamburger-yummy.gif:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

and a high cholesterol rating

[Reece]

Aktung puked all over himself http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

to the delight of everyone

[Aktungbby]

except my housekeeper; who quit!:oops::wah:

[blackswan40]

then became his fulltime carer

[Aktungbby]

equipped with "DO NOT Resuscitate order":dead:

[Reece]

poor Aktungbby, Jim could only

[Jimbuna]

send him a red rose

[Aktungbby]

especially the thorns digging in

out the wife's rose trimmings

send him a red rose
causing Post Traumatic Thorn Syndrôme! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

rather that than Lazarus syndrome

[Aktungbby]

which occurs the third day!??:shucks:

[Reece]

which occurs the third day!??:shucks:
zombies broke out of graves :o

[Jimbuna]

making their way to church

[blackswan40]

For black mass flesh feast

[Jimbuna]

and a glass of milk

[Aktungbby]

and a high cholesterol rating

and a glass of milkwith a 2 % solution!:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

of the finest dark rum

[Reece]

then adds another 20% - plop!! :doh:

[Aktungbby]

...plop fizz-fizz, what relief 'tiz!:Kaleun_Party:

[Reece]

to be totally plastered!! Jim

[Jimbuna]

went to see a plasterer

[Reece]

for Aktungs private crematorium but

[Jimbuna]

gas is expensive these days

[blackswan40]

So Buna hired mr methane

[Jimbuna]

to an overnight drinks party

[Reece]

gassy drinks causing more methane :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

than moo cows chewin' cud:03:

[Reece]

the stink was rife but

[Aktungbby]

udderly olfactorily scintillating to downunderers:O:

[Reece]

the stench was so bad

[blackswan40]

So potent curdled buna's milk

[Reece]

in turn gave him gas!! :k_confused: :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

than a herd of cows

[Reece]

Jim aimed at Aktungbby and

[Jimbuna]

totally blew him miles away

[Reece]

he went green then puked!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

Never let it be said

[blackswan40]

throwing up olympics gold medalprospect :yep:

[Jimbuna]

for a cup of coffee

[Reece]

or a glass of rum. :yep:

[blackswan40]

there goes wobley jacks sealegs

[Reece]

there goes wobley jacks sealegs

he hobbled down the road

[Jimbuna]

leading to his paddle steamer

[Aktungbby]

grasshoppering up the treacherous Missouri

[Jimbuna]

towards the never never land

[Aktungbby]

of Limpopo'd greasy green banks

[blackswan40]

Aktung awoke from deep sleep (twas all a dream)

[Reece]

And sobbed like a baby!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

having been denied its milk

[Aktungbby]

:wah:!:wah:!:wah:! :wah:! :wah:!Emjoi = 'wah'

[Jimbuna]

what a load of cobblers

[blackswan40]

Aktungs always full of sole

[Aktungbby]

haddock, swordfish, oysters and cod

[Reece]

in other words - fishy breath!! :oops: http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Aktungbby]

Well, I am a Pisces!:shucks::yeah::arrgh!:

[Reece]

Jim threw his arms up

[Jimbuna]

in an act of despair

[Reece]

Swanny tried to console him

[Jimbuna]

with a bottle of rum

[Reece]

he succeeded, Jim burped repeatedly!! :Kaleun_Yawn: URP!!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Aktungbby]

indeed! His favorite aerbic workout!:salute:

[Reece]

other than flatulence!! :oops: Jim decided

[Jimbuna]

it was time for rum

[Reece]

again so he poured himself

[blackswan40]

A Mickey Finn and got

[Reece]

even more gas, his stomach

[Jimbuna]

looked fit for a king

[Reece]

until Aktungbby punched it!! - FOOM!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

a bat out of hell

[Reece]

this was too much for

[Jimbuna]

those of a tender nature

[Aktungbby]

tenuously tending their steamy tenders:yeah::arrgh!::()1:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9b/Sierra_Railway_3_Tender.jpg

[Jimbuna]

like a love sick rodent

[Reece]

sometimes I wonder about Aktungbby!! :k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

That's 'cause yer scaly tailed:O:https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQREB__IsBYTSBCrmu7667h9NfPDqnOz Y8ABw&usqp=CAU

[Reece]

You dirty rat!! Jim cried

[Aktungbby]

corection: that's dirty Bilge Rat!:hmph::rock:

[Reece]

back in the poo again!! :oops:

[Aktungbby]

singin' the outhouse blues harmoniously

[Jimbuna]

with a cross eyed tiger

[Reece]

that turned on Aktungbby biting

[Jimbuna]

him on the nether region

[Reece]

his appendage now hung low

[blackswan40]

after four hours of surgery :huh::roll::huh:

[Jimbuna]

lying under a snakes belly

[Reece]

You're into waffle now Jim?

[blackswan40]

with eggs over easy too

[Jimbuna]

don't forget the buttered toast

[Aktungbby]

with mom's cinnamin-sugar sprinkled on

[Jimbuna]

the cup of cold coffee

[Reece]

that made me fart terribly

[Aktungbby]

:hmmm:does anyone ever fart... unterribly!!? :O:

[blackswan40]

silent ones are the worst (when aktungs had peanut butter on toast with curried beans holy moly that ones a ripper)

[Reece]

especially if they are hot!! :k_confused: :Kaleun_Sick: (this is going from bad to worse!!)

[Aktungbby]

(this is going from bad to worse!!):agree: We've met the enema...us!!https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51UmPS+7wvL._SL350_.jpg:()1:

[Reece]

Jim thought this is great!! :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

must pull up a chair

[Reece]

and then Aktungs finger!! :Kaleun_Sick: Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

was the last to arrive

[Reece]

so he lost his seat

[Jimbuna]

during the mayhem that ensued

[Aktungbby]

and the enigma that cunundrum'd

[Reece]

. One day Donald Duck decided

[Aktungbby]

to get a little Goofyhttps://cdn1.parksmedia.wdprapps.disney.com/media/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/103306889_PC11-110.jpg

[blackswan40]

ElmerBunathud went easter bunny hunting


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11851

[Reece]

aka Aktungbby, there he is

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/600x315/87/26/86/8726869f250efdf58972d737fb3f1f60.jpg

[Jimbuna]

hiding under the rusty bucket

[Aktungbby]

wishing he was in Phuket:O::arrgh!::Kaleun_Salivating::Kaleun_Party:

[blackswan40]

on Buna's looney tour bus

[Aktungbby]

driving Miss Daisey totally crazy

[Reece]

the bus driver lost control

[Jimbuna]

and crashed into a rickshaw

[Reece]

the bus was written off!! :o:oops:

[Texas Red]

And the incident was buried!

[Jimbuna]

under a tall oak tree

[blackswan40]

so thats how whackasquirel started :yep:

[Jimbuna]

at the local lunatic asylum

[Aktungbby]

where :subsim:ers R caught Napan :Kaleun_Sleep:

[Reece]

Swanny started an investigation and

[blackswan40]

Slept on his findings until

[Reece]

it was obvious, officer Jim

[Jimbuna]

withholding vital elements of evidence

[Reece]

so Aktung was sentenced to

[Jimbuna]

standing in the naughty corner

[Aktungbby]

in his star-spangled dunce cap

[Jimbuna]

kept over from school days

[blackswan40]

When he played with plasticine

[Aktungbby]

creating his feAt of clay:doh:

[Reece]

Putin stepped in and demanded

[Aktungbby]

Aktung cease calling him Vlad the Bastard

[Reece]

Aktung kicked Putin in the

[blackswan40]

Vladivostocks and gave him twoacres :doh::timeout: :doh:

[Reece]

of the sewage treatment works!! :oops::o

[Jimbuna]

Putin wanted his dentures back

[Reece]

though covered in raw sewage!! :yep: :Kaleun_Sick:

[blackswan40]

swanny jetwashed the Massachewsets and

[Jimbuna]

tried them on for size

[Reece]

he liked them so much

https://piximus.net/media2/55393/fake-teeth-that-will-improve-your-smile-but-will-they-4.jpg

[blackswan40]

people called him jabbajaws and

[Reece]

Putin even kissed him passionately http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

when there was nobody around

[Reece]

poor Putin trod on a

[Jimbuna]

land mine he left earlier

[Reece]

and blew his nuts off!! :D

[blackswan40]

the bolt in his neck :yep:

[Reece]

he vowed revenge on Swanny

[Jimbuna]

as he threatened and cursed

[Reece]

he bent over choking, suddenly

[Jimbuna]

a huge gust of wind

[Reece]

carried him away, finally he

[Jimbuna]

met his favourite dung beetle

[Reece]

face on in the dung!! :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

what a load of crap

[Reece]

Jim cried as he laughed!! :har:

[Jimbuna]

When the first rays of

[Reece]

his gun struck Putin in

[Jimbuna]

the early hours of the

[Reece]

morning hitting him between the

[Jimbuna]

buttocks as he bent over

[Aktungbby]

ruining his drop-the-soap oligharch career

[Jimbuna]

if not for a lifetime

[Aktungbby]

which is short for oligharchs!:oops::dead:

[Reece]

the smell was rather ripe!! :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

for this time of year

[Reece]

Oh!! twas the septic overflow!! :oops::oops:

[Jimbuna]

leading to the food mixer

[Reece]

in Aktungbby's kitchen, mmm, yum!! :doh::oops:

[Aktungbby]

the sump of all fears

[Reece]

puts hair on your chest!! :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Jimbuna]

and warts on your belly

[Reece]

that explains Aktungbby's rugged looks

[Jimbuna]

through those rose tinted glasses

[blackswan40]

or swannys beer goggles and

[Jimbuna]

a pair of plastic flippers

[Reece]

my what a handsome specimen!! :doh::oops::D

[blackswan40]

Swanny the prehistoric fossil Jim

[Reece]

Swanny the prehistoric fossil, Jim

clouted Swanny and said "take

[Jimbuna]

another swig of pink gin

[Reece]

he downed the whole flask :o

[Aktungbby]

and chewed the soggy cork

[Jimbuna]

stolen from the lepers bottle

[Reece]

Swanny belched and let rip :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

the local leper was unimpressed

[Reece]

so he let rip too. :salute:

[Aktungbby]

jimbuna declared ripping as unlawful

[Reece]

but then "KABOOM", Jim smiled :oops::yep:

[Reece]

Jerry shot Aktungbby down but

[Aktungbby]

day three, he rose again!??

[Reece]

and kicked Jerry's backside. Later

[Jimbuna]

at the local lunatic asylum

[Reece]

there was a riot, Adolf

[Jimbuna]

was hiding in his bunker

[Reece]

sucking on his dummy crying

[Cyborg322]

Mama, please don't leave me :wah:

[Reece]

he threw a tantrum until

[Jimbuna]

he fell off the toadstool

[Reece]

a rock striking his groin

[Jimbuna]

meant he'd never reproduce again

[Aktungbby]

so, amoeba-like, he simply divided

[Jimbuna]

like a bag of worms

[Aktungbby]

masterfully baited to Aktung's gangions:yeah:

[Cyborg322]

and abortion was made illegal

[blackswan40]

Buna opened an orphanage and

[Reece]

soon crowded with little Putin's :o

[Jimbuna]

all of them annoyingly deranged

[blackswan40]

No just misunderstood comrade Buna

[Jimbuna]

holder of the cell keys

[blackswan40]

and a very big thumpstick

[Jimbuna]

with nail through the end

[Aktungbby]

for those instant cranial trephinations :o https://media.istockphoto.com/vectors/nails-in-the-scull-vector-id680497630

[Reece]

Swanny said "ENOUGH OF THIS!!" :Kaleun_Mad:

[blackswan40]

I think we've cracked it! :timeout::o:timeout:

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=12506

[Aktungbby]

Not tonight: I've a headache https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRw9UTyMyEupQi-BhSniQSLeNQSYbEoXhlXJO59btYTpbRCfpDimrIiptc-wCGQG3bmIIM&usqp=CAU

[Reece]

2,000v was applied to nails!! :o

[Cyborg322]

https://i.ibb.co/cTkGk6S/download.jpg (https://imgbb.com/)

everyone cheered "frying tonight" :Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

but one short of five