The Five Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

brings back memories of Reece

[Reece]

watching Jim being spanked by

[Jimbuna]

the winner of Miss World

[Aktungbby]

whose dentition matched Aktung's bitemarks:timeout::shucks::D

[Reece]

Jim was jealous of that! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

...having suffered from Lady Fangsalot

[Reece]

that actually turned him on! :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Now that madness has triumphed

[Reece]

we'll change the subject. :yep:
Swanny

[blackswan40]

Playing footsie in the classroom

[Jimbuna]

was maddest of them all

[Reece]

when picking scabs from his

[Aktungbby]

heavily indentured, over masticated derriere

[Jimbuna]

with a carbon steel chisel

[Reece]

that finally shattered with abuse!! :oops::doh:

[blackswan40]

Fragments hit Jimbuna's face matron :oops::yep::oops:

[Reece]

stopped the bleeding, Jim decided

[Jimbuna]

to have another dark rum

[Reece]

never touched the sides so

[Jimbuna]

time to have another one

[Reece]

time to have another one

Jim soon needed to go :o

[Jimbuna]

to get yet another one

[Reece]

then looked around - NO TOILET !! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

the back yard will do

[Aktungbby]

...somebody's gotta water the lawn!:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

not with a watering can

[Aktungbby]

....not when called "Longschlong Lonnie":O:

[Reece]

the neighbors watching over fence :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up::Kaleun_Applaud:

[Aktungbby]

thought they were seeing rainbows

[Reece]

Jim just grinned, steam wafted :timeout:

[Jimbuna]

and then the flooding began

[Reece]

then they needed to go!! :oops::doh: :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

to the pub for rum

[Reece]

even whilst they're relieving themselves!! :oops::roll:

[Jimbuna]

of all the dirty glasses

[Reece]

of all the dirty glasses

Meanwhile Aktungbby tried to drink

[Jimbuna]

the liquid on the ground

[Reece]

his voice changed squeaky and

[Jimbuna]

sounded just like a girl

[Aktungbby]

he began singing operatic arias

[Jimbuna]

for those inclined to listen

[Aktungbby]

whilst tanhausering their nibelungens mit gotterdammerung:shucks::()1::Kaleun_Party:

[Jimbuna]

I'll have whatever your taking

[Reece]

he's currently taking a crap! :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

your missus cooking that bad?

[Reece]

what goes in must exit!! :yep::oops:

[Jimbuna]

out of the dark tunnel

[Reece]

where the boogie man lurks!! :oops::dead:

[Jimbuna]

far away from prying eyes

[Reece]

yes a mischievous little snot!! :oops::x

[Jimbuna]

hung from his hairy nostril

[Reece]

fell into Aktungs soup bowl. :k_confused: http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

positioned in the cells corner

[Reece]

he was finally pardoned. :Kaleun_Applaud:
Later

[Jimbuna]

on down at the ranch

[Reece]

he acted as a door

[Jimbuna]

the entrance to the toilet

[Aktungbby]

where the the left hand

[Jimbuna]

wasn't on the right side

[Reece]

but straight down the middle :oops:

[Jimbuna]

if that were only so

[Reece]

Jim and Reece were drunk!!:oops::()1:

[Jimbuna]

Jim through beer Reece water

[Reece]

that was actually Vodka, Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

made do with a soda

[Reece]

made do with a soda
Yes a new Aktungbby emerged!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

a man of great stature

[Reece]

He took a bow then

[Jimbuna]

a pair of fishnet stockings

[Reece]

to match his panties and

[Jimbuna]

a pair of divers flippers

[Reece]

and a large cup bra!! :o

[Jimbuna]

that he borrowed from Reece

[Reece]

I don't want it back!! :o:oops:

[Aktungbby]

...y'all forgot mentioning: "humungous jockstrap"!:hmph:

[Jimbuna]

Reece wants that back too

[Aktungbby]

sadly, its lost it's snap :doh:

[Reece]

Reece's size was too much!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

due to blue pill overdosing:arrgh!:

[Reece]

plus steroids, Aktungbby tried it :yep:

[Jimbuna]

didn't work for him either

[Reece]

then Jim tried it - WOW!! :o

[Jimbuna]

and turned into a superman

[Aktungbby]

...a revvedup prop-job on Tyne:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

better the Tyne than Wear

[Reece]

One day Aktungbby tried to

[Aktungbby]

climb Everest in tennis shoes

[Reece]

he got half way then

[blackswan40]

Dunloped back to basecamp Jim :yep:

[Reece]

made Swanny eat them and

[blackswan40]

Poor swanny broke his dentures :o

[Jimbuna]

on a mountain goats udder

[Reece]

now that's udder nonsense Jim!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

try pulling the other one

[Reece]

OWCH - I just got kicked!! :wah:

[Jimbuna]

out of the ladies toilets

[Reece]

Jim rushed in to see

[Jimbuna]

what mess he had left

[Aktungbby]

by a cloven-hooved devilish uvine

[Reece]

a girl thought he was

[Jimbuna]

an unwashed elderly street urchin

[Aktungbby]

smokin' a joint on Van Ness Ave.

[Jimbuna]

begging passers by for pennies

[Aktungbby]

when not in fentanyl slumps https://s.hdnux.com/photos/01/40/65/71/25386571/3/ratio3x2_960.webp:k_confused:

[Reece]

Jim kicked Aktungbby - felt good! :D

[Jimbuna]

for giving but not receiving

[Reece]

well he certainly received that!! :oops::D

[Jimbuna]

courtesy of the royal mail

[blackswan40]

Second class post back door :D

[Aktungbby]

Jim kicked Aktungbby - felt good! :D

for giving but not receiving

well he certainly received that!! :oops::D

courtesy of the royal mail

Second class post back door :D...:hmmm:...'drop the soap'...with postage!!:yeah::arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

everything depends on the service

[Aktungbby]

particularly on clay tennis courts

[Jimbuna]

where the ace servers dwell

[blackswan40]

Gave Reece a back hander :D

[Aktungbby]

a familiar concept to racketeers

[Reece]

Reece was in shock, Swanny

[Aktungbby]

forhanded from the baseline corner

[Reece]

but lost balance and fell

[blackswan40]

Two sets down in match

[Reece]

the heavies were brought in

[Jimbuna]

a rusty old wheel barrow

[Reece]

one was Jim the other

[Jimbuna]

one had to be Reece

[Reece]

but in fact was Swanny :yep:

[Jimbuna]

simply dressed up as Reece

[Reece]

War was declared, Swanny panicked

[Jimbuna]

and joined the French Army

[Reece]

serving under Napoleon as a

[Jimbuna]

foot step for mounting horses

[Reece]

he did a great job

[Jimbuna]

learning initially on the donkeys

[Reece]

promoted to stable cleaning duties :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

what a load of crap

[Aktungbby]

...as I discovered in '69:k_confused:...shovelling out the barn daily of 20 horses detritus, into a wheelbarrow, as the asst. riding instructor at a YMCA camp in MINN. Talk about the 'staight-poop'...with humungous horseflies to boot!:Kaleun_Sick:

[Shadowblade]

everything was much better than

[Jimbuna]

and so on it went

[Reece]

Until finally Shadowblade lost it!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

doubt he ever had it

[Reece]

the lunatic asylum was called

[Jimbuna]

they didn't want him back

[Reece]

they didn't want him back

he now roams the streets :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

looking for his next meal

[Reece]

he spots some road kill :o

[blackswan40]

A Aktungbby rato van special :yep:

[Jimbuna]

served on bed of rice

[Reece]

Hmm, rice or maggots Jim?? :oops::oops:

[Jimbuna]

either provided they're well cooked

[Aktungbby]

I prefer white-trash possum fricassee:Kaleun_Salivating:

[blackswan40]

Aktungbbys Aussie good grub guide :shucks:

[Jimbuna]

was a serious financial flop

[Aktungbby]

Oh no! it was not! :shucks:https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61xcP2461dL._SX393_BO1,204,203,200_.jpghttps://c8.alamy.com/comp/FX8J8B/white-trash-fast-food-restaurant-arena-alt-treptow-berlin-FX8J8B.jpg

[Reece]

it most certainly was Aktung!!

[Jimbuna]

best menu for farmyard animals

[Reece]

especially the tobasco, free tattoos!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

were top of the list

[Reece]

were top of the list

favored by goats and pigs!! :D

[Jimbuna]

not to mention the farmer

[Aktungbby]

favored by goats and pigs!! :D

not to mention the farmer...all devilish cloven-hooved 'Gefallen Engels'! :smug::hmph::()1:

[Jimbuna]

eventually come to an end

[Aktungbby]

...generally in the infernal regions :yeah:https://subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=12000

[Jimbuna]

sounds like a good plan

[Aktungbby]

one that'll keep you warm:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

on those cold winter nights

[Reece]

when you have no companion!! :oops::doh:

[Aktungbby]

'cause your downunder quigly's departed:oops::/\\k:

[Reece]

poor old Quigly, just fertilizer!! :wah:

[Aktungbby]

not too Sharp after all

[Reece]

nope, dug his own grave!! :dead:

[Jimbuna]

with a bucket and spade

[Reece]

typical, Aktungbby fell in, screaming!! :oops::wah::O:

[Jimbuna]

like a long lost child

[Reece]

lucky a pacifier was handy!! :D

[Aktungbby]

I'm a sucker for those!:D

[Jimbuna]

so the rumours are true

[Reece]

Yes, he's a big baby!! :yep::D

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[blackswan40]

Who's doing 1:00am morning feed :zzz:

[Reece]

I think that's Jim's job! :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

never in a million years

[Reece]

Swanny was stuck with it!! :oops::wah:

[blackswan40]

Three loads of washing daily :ping:

[Reece]

What a crappy Job mate!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

only job he's qualified for :)

[blackswan40]

Ive gone nose blind Jim :o:yep::o

[Reece]

well don't dip it in!! :doh::timeout:

[Aktungbby]

...but that's what dippity-do's do!??:Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

...but that's what dippity-do's do!??:Kaleun_Sick:

I think I'm gonna puke! :doh: http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[blackswan40]

All over Swanny ho brother :oops::o:oops:

[Reece]

but bared the disgrace following!! :salute::up:

[Jimbuna]

what was to happen next

[Aktungbby]

....a reoccuring blither of idiocy

[Jimbuna]

or a lapse in concentration

[Aktungbby]

and total lack of focus

[Jimbuna]

on what is really important

[Aktungbby]

but only discernable when sober

[Reece]

it surely must be Swanny's

[blackswan40]

Round at the bar Jim :yep::yeah::yep:

[Reece]

warm beer using pony glasses!! :dead:

https://www.cookipedia.co.uk/wiki/images/thumb/4/48/Pony_glass.jpg/300px-Pony_glass.jpg

[Jimbuna]

were what Reece enjoyed most

[blackswan40]

with ice and cocktail umbrella :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

with a cherry on top

[Aktungbby]

:hmmm:...I prefer bottom cherries myself:O:

[Jimbuna]

so the rumours are true

[blackswan40]

Rate of pay for cherrypickers :shucks:

[Reece]

Sorry, I'm not going there!! :dead:

[Aktungbby]

...but he meant 'cheery' pickers:doh:

[Reece]

Hmm, picking what exactly Aktungbby? :hmmm::doh::oops:

[blackswan40]

The winner at the races

[Jimbuna]

at the old donkey derby

[Reece]

look at those nags Jim!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

not my cup of tea

[Reece]

I'm finding Subsim rather sluggish!! :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

appears so at the moment

[blackswan40]

tasty barmaid slug n lettuce :yep:

[Reece]

Swanny gulped it down - Yummy! :D

[Jimbuna]

a gift from the gods

[Reece]

his stomach started to heave! :doh::oops:

[blackswan40]

Port starboard beer belly boogie

[Reece]

that did it!! Swanny puked http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Aktungbby]

barely 'beering-up' under the strain

[Reece]

sliding down the poop deck!!:D

[Jimbuna]

and straight into the sewer

[Aktungbby]

wherein dwelled a matted-fur yeti

[blackswan40]

Keeps you warm snuggled up :yeah:

[Aktungbby]

NO! That's a sasquatch's thing!:o

[Reece]

Ah, there goes his head!! :oops::yeah:

[Jimbuna]

falling down the toilet again

[Aktungbby]

...a concept Reece completely understands.:Kaleun_Cheers::haha:

[Jimbuna]

if only that were possible

[Aktungbby]

:hmmm:...it ain't "downunder" fer nuthin!":O:

[Jimbuna]

on top would be lethal

[blackswan40]

Try sitting side saddle Jim

[Jimbuna]

not much chance of that

[Reece]

Aktungbby Gave it a try! :yep::oops:

[Aktungbby]

my trys are only Rugby!:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Reece]

so naturally he fell off!! :doh::oops::O:

[blackswan40]

But got a touch down :D

[Reece]

when he bit the dust!! :k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

:oops::dead:lying comatosely flyblown in it...with apolgies to Achilles and Homer's Illiad

[Jimbuna]

for the rest of time

[Aktungbby]

...an illusion according to Einstein

[Jimbuna]

and his blind dog Winston

[Reece]

I Love Jim's kind thoughts!! :yep::D

[Jimbuna]

and quotes of sheer inspiration

[Reece]

Jim took a bow but . . .

[Jimbuna]

couldn't find a suitable arrow

[Aktungbby]

...discovering 'arrows of his ways' https://bigeyedeer.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/william-tell.gif?w=584

[Jimbuna]

in all the right places

[Reece]

Trump went to church but

[Aktungbby]

displayed his messiah complex ubiquitously

[Reece]

so they whipped his ass!! :yep: