The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

Poo-tins men charged, Jim fired
one of his personal aides

who was found kissing Poo-tin!!:oops: http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

guess which Presidential hopeful then

[Reece]

Good old Donald of course :D

[Aktungbby]

humpin' to please the polls

[Reece]

things are getting too steamy!! :oops::oops:

[blackswan40]

Poo-tin stormy daniels in sauna :oops:

[Reece]

then Stormy's guts rumbled - brrrrrrt!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

time for a fast exit

[Reece]

Don stayed to enjoy it!! :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

wait until his wife realises

[Reece]

what disgusting thing he's done!! :salute::D

[Jimbuna]

and cuts off his treats

[Reece]

with a knife, not nice!! :oops::dead:

[Aktungbby]

then Stormy's guts rumbled - brrrrrrt!! :k_confused:[B][I]brrrrrrts are hard to 'hu$h':k_confused::shucks::O:

[Jimbuna]

when singing in a choir

[Aktungbby]

of wailing emasculated soprano eunichs

[Jimbuna]

all good friends of Vinnie's

[Aktungbby]

...only 1 ball-high alto!!??:arrgh!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn1S3YOFMGw

[Jimbuna]

don't go getting overly excited

[Aktungbby]

...that'd be "on a high note"?:yeah:

[Reece]

Oh you are naughty, but

[Aktungbby]

not pouty, vainglorious, or haughty:timeout::nope::smug::Kaleun_Party:

[Reece]

careful, Jim is getting aroused :yep:

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby sleeping pill viagra mixup :yep::oops::yep:

[Aktungbby]

brought things to new levels:/\\k::Kaleun_Salivating::Kaleun_Los:

[Reece]

going to bed with . . . problem!! :oops::oops:

[Jimbuna]

there'll never be a cure

[Reece]

not even a cold spoon! :timeout:

[Jimbuna]

could fit in one's mouth

[Reece]

Hmm, very interesting, but stupid!! :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

as a three legged donkey

[Reece]

Aktungbby was so embarrassed he

[Jimbuna]

hid underneath Reece's pink skirt

[Reece]

until I dropped a ripper!! :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

which smelled like a kipper

[Tango589]

being caressed by a stripper

[Aktungbby]

who was a slant-eyed geisha-nipper:x

[Jimbuna]

nothing like a bit o'slant

[Aktungbby]

fer slippin' & slidin' scantilly:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

clad in a rabbit costume

[blackswan40]

So ended a promising career

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3adKlABhDCg

[Jimbuna]

night of the long knives

[Aktungbby]

night of the long knivesfer scalpin' and soprano makin'

[Jimbuna]

only when the wife's away

[Aktungbby]

...or if aboard, simply aweigh:O::arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

nothing beats anchoring a relationship

[blackswan40]

Like bound gagged lashed Jim :yep:

[Reece]

Swanny's wife read his remarks! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

and done a quick runner

[Reece]

grabbing a rolling pin then

[Jimbuna]

looking for her first victim

[Reece]

Swanny done a quick runner!! :D

[Jimbuna]

and runs under a bus

[Aktungbby]

...preferabler than 'busses' from rollingpins:shucks:

[blackswan40]

Swanny's original bash street kid :yep:

[Jimbuna]

was his first true love

[Reece]

the kid turned bashing Swanny!:oops::doh::wah:

[Jimbuna]

into a right fun game

[Reece]

using leather and black silk

[Jimbuna]

garments as first choice underwear

[blackswan40]

A must for crossdressers ball

[Aktungbby]

...or freshly made new sopranos:doh::oops::Kaleun_Party:

[Reece]

it was a gay event!!:D

[Aktungbby]

as we donned our apperal

[Reece]

flirting with the boys, oh

[Jimbuna]

not a very good idea

[Reece]

Jim said however Aktungbby approved!! :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

and applied more eye liner

[Reece]

Swanny was attracted and tried

[Jimbuna]

to sneak a little kiss

[Reece]

Aktung played hard to get

[Aktungbby]

...alas! "hard" has long-since sailed:wah:

[Jimbuna]

so the rumours are true

[Aktungbby]

Yup! I'm truely "whores d'combat" :O: :shucks:

[blackswan40]

goes commando bravo two zero :shucks::yeah:

[Aktungbby]

...goin' commando...lost my loincloth:k_confused:

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby rises to the occassion :oops:

[Aktungbby]

:hmmm:depends, which way is up?

[Reece]

depends being the key word!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

in the lock of life

[Reece]

what is that putrid smell?? :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

who smelt it dealt it

[Reece]

well Swanny said it Jim!! :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

I bet he enjoyed it

[blackswan40]

I'll do the shake-n-vac Jim :yep:

[Reece]

sounds rather kinky to me!! :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

rather kinky:hmmm:...worser than maid(s) in Adelaide?:timeout:

[blackswan40]

Dusting downunder now thats kinky :D

[Jimbuna]

try using a feather duster

[Aktungbby]

right where it's really dusty:/\\k::|\\:lol:

[Jimbuna]

but in your case, rusty :haha:

[blackswan40]

Also decades worth of cobwebs :doh:

[Jimbuna]

and a nest of scabies

[Aktungbby]

badly in need of remoyling!

[Reece]

certainly in need of something!! :D

[Jimbuna]

a glass of rum maybe

[Aktungbby]

for both of my brains!:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

just a small glass each

[Aktungbby]

my case: a demi-thimble each https://www.lelandlittle.com/images/inventory/medium/151/151435_2.jpg

[Jimbuna]

too much for your age

[Aktungbby]

Yer right! I'll jus' gargle:wah:

[Reece]

and afterwards spit it out!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

into a fresh crystal glass

[Reece]

for Swanny to guzzle down! :oops: :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

whilst munching his pork scratchings

[Reece]

whilst munching his pork scratchings

now his stomach is heaving :oops::doh::x

[Jimbuna]

he falls to the ground

[Aktungbby]

writhing horribly in porcine agony

[Jimbuna]

like the good old days

[Aktungbby]

when porking was the rage

[Reece]

Jim gave him a clout

[blackswan40]

Swanny saw stars all around :roll:

[Reece]

then he kicked Aktungbby's butt :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

sending him into a spin

[blackswan40]

We awaited Aktungbbys big words :D

[Jimbuna]

Most of us fell asleep

[Reece]

. . . and we are still waiting!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

for the hammer to fall

[Aktungbby]

sending him into a spin

We awaited Aktungbby's big words :D

. . . and we are still waiting!! :doh:

for the hammer to fall Moljnir's Autumn verisimilitude :O: bears clout https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d1/Thor_494.jpg:Kaleun_Goofy:

[Jimbuna]

not in the creche though

[Aktungbby]

that'd be "wounds of creche"??!:doh:0

[Reece]

Aktungbby's gibberish oozes forth again!! :k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

. . . and we are still waiting!! :doh:

Aktungbby's gibberish oozes forth again!! :k_confused::timeout:...only at your infernal insistence!??:Kaleun_Party:

[Reece]

and I do insist indeed!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Meanwhile, down on the ranch

[Reece]

Swanny acted as a door

[Jimbuna]

but one without a knob

[Aktungbby]

Reece had key to keyhole

[Jimbuna]

but not for the peephole

[Aktungbby]

even with his peepers on!??

[Jimbuna]

he'd be unable to see

[Aktungbby]

what no man should envision:k_confused::Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

even in his wildest dreams

[Aktungbby]

Quoth the Marlon: "the horror!"

[Jimbuna]

and all one holds holy

[Reece]

Aktungbby grabbed the knob and

[Aktungbby]

stepped timorously across the threshold

[Reece]

holding Swanny's hand and then

[Jimbuna]

wrestled him to the floor

[Reece]

twas obvious he enjoyed it! :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

looking at his cheesy grin

[Reece]

things got a little steamy

[Jimbuna]

just as the pressure rose

[Aktungbby]

then subsided swiftly: cardiac arrest!??:oops::dead::nope:

[Jimbuna]

simply had to be avoided

[Aktungbby]

unfortunately, Aktung forgot CPR training:timeout:

[Reece]

naturally he kicked the bucket!! :salute:

[Aktungbby]

but was not overly lamented

[Reece]

Swanny pointed and laughed, Jim

[Jimbuna]

couldn't believe he was witnessing

[Aktungbby]

such a lack of empathy

[Jimbuna]

was always a common factor

[Reece]

Aktungbby broke down and cried! :wah:

[Jimbuna]

after he'd spilt his milk

[Reece]

and dropped his soggy dummy :doh:

[Aktungbby]

down the soggy dummy sewer

[Jimbuna]

right underneath the kitchen sink

[Aktungbby]

as the insinkerator ground AA-batteries!!??:k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

but still short on power

[Reece]

.
One day Jim and Aktungbby . . .

[Aktungbby]

agreed to collude over stuff:timeout:

[Reece]

Jim said Hey, why not . . .

[Aktungbby]

....hell's belles; bob's yer uncle

[Reece]

I found this really old

[Jimbuna]

or perhaps you meant odd

[Reece]

or perhaps you meant odd

box of used squishy stuff

[Jimbuna]

good for the back pain

[Aktungbby]

...unless using little blue pills:oops:

[Jimbuna]

from the red jam jar

[Reece]

Jim ate one, but later

[Aktungbby]

his vicissitudes brought him down

[Reece]

he cursed Aktungbby blaming him!! :oops::timeout:

[Aktungbby]

as he fled to Cyprus

[blackswan40]

Hunting for hotest spicey kebab

[Reece]

Swanny joined him stuffing themselves :Kaleun_Applaud:

[blackswan40]

Both ended up with Rectumrasplaitis :wah:

[Reece]

no such word, sounds crappy!! :yep:

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby will save the day :yep:

[Aktungbby]

...given his rectitudinous banal anality!:yeah::arrgh!::|\\:know:

[Reece]

get the straight jacket boys!! :timeout:

[Aktungbby]

straight jacketstraitjacket is one word....illiter-idiot!:O::hmph::know: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/StraitjacketAlthough straitjacket is the most common spelling, strait-jacket is also frequent.

[Reece]

what about a motorcycle jacket!! :hmmm: :O:

[blackswan40]

Full metal jackets lock-n-load fella's

[Reece]

I do like denim jackets :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

I prefer my WWII bomber-jacket!

[Reece]

But what about pants guys?? :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

PANTS! Real men wear kilts!:arrgh!:

[Reece]

only girls wear skirts, Swanny

[blackswan40]

In limeyville girls play rounders :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19wngOIEIu4

[Reece]

how quaint, Swanny does too! :oops::doh:

[Aktungbby]

...also called base-ball in: A Little Pretty Pocket Book

[Reece]

limp hands when saying that!! :haha:

[Aktungbby]

:hmmm:...at 73, it's limp everything !??:wah::damn::Kaleun_Crying:

[blackswan40]

Hung down like torn pockets :yep:

[Aktungbby]

proving gravity not a friend

[Reece]

proving gravity not a friend

Aktungbby's hands in his pockets :doh::o:oops:

[Aktungbby]

fingering his excess loose change

[Reece]

crying out "BALLS" this is

[Aktungbby]

tastier than roasted prairie oysters:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Reece]

realizing they're his Aktungbby tried

[Aktungbby]

savor self-cannabalism with bon appétit?:o

[Reece]

a very ballsy move indeed!! :D

[Aktungbby]

...for a soprano opera castrato:timeout:

[blackswan40]

Presenting the northern opera company


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meyQYkDag68

[Aktungbby]

where fat ladies sing last

[Reece]

Thank goodness for that Aktung!

[blackswan40]

Who's getting next round in :()1:

[Reece]

I think you're up Swanny! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

...as round'n-round we go:Kaleun_Goofy:

[Reece]

suddenly it all stopped throwing

[Aktungbby]

-up, heaving-ho, or vino-vomitusing:Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

chuck-chunder and the space cadets!! :oops::88)

[Tango589]

were on a mission to

[Aktungbby]

the mission with reverent missionaries

[blackswan40]

Converting fringe world nomads Aktungbby :yep:

[Aktungbby]

...who'd been converted many times

[Reece]

into total zombies to deploy

[Jimbuna]

against anyone who wouldn't listen

[blackswan40]

Swanny forgot his hearing aid :yep:

[Ostfriese]

in the basement, where he

[Reece]

lost it whilst playing marbles

[Jimbuna]

with the dwarf next door

[Reece]

the female dwarf kissed Swanny

[Jimbuna]

then started smooching with Reece

[blackswan40]

No that was her twin :yep:

[Jimbuna]

the one with the beard?

[Aktungbby]

and hair...like a mini-sasquatch

[Jimbuna]

was the best looking one

[Aktungbby]

...comb being a 4-letter word :O:

[Reece]

Jim started kissing the dwarf!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Aktungbby]

before moving on to midgets

[blackswan40]

Grazed knees incoming coreman medic! :wah::oops::wah:

[Jimbuna]

best send for the doctor

[Reece]

They tried everything they could

[Jimbuna]

but Reece failed to respond

[Aktungbby]

descending instead into utter perdition

[Jimbuna]

never to be seen again

[Aktungbby]

thus ending his marsupial membership

[Jimbuna]

before it had even commenced

[Aktungbby]

after he went 'down under'!!??:timeout::o:oops:

[Reece]

after he went 'down under'!!??:timeout::o:oops:
down under what?? Oh dear

[Jimbuna]

bit of a clanger that

[blackswan40]

Said the soup dragon Jim :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSjs2fr6T2s

[Jimbuna]

feeding off the liquid spoils

[Aktungbby]

of purulent Roman latrine pissoires:Kaleun_Party: :oops: :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

Aktungs most favourite breakfast dish

[Aktungbby]

stirred with old latrine spong-stick:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

normally used as a toothbrush

[Aktungbby]

on Coliseum Cathaginian war elephants

[Jimbuna]

borrowed from the local zoo