The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

not for eating,but Reece
decided to cook it up

[Jimbuna]

and serve it to the

[mapuc]

subsim members who really enjoyed

[Aktungbby]

BAD SUSHI WITH HOT SAKE

[Reece]

their stomachs heaved until finally

[Jimbuna]

everything suddenly fell into place

[Reece]

we were all being cooked

[Jimbuna]

in a hot curry sauce

[mapuc]

With a delicious mint topping

[Gerald]

one of our new favorite

[Reece]

dishes for Stumbo to enjoy! :oops::doh:

[Gerald]

.Reece and Jim travel together

[Reece]

looking for some gorgeous girls

[Gerald]

wearing hot dresses for a

[Reece]

night out at the local

[Jimbuna]

lunatic asylum under the rock

[Gerald]

,but we don't have rock

[Reece]

Jim didn't care he just

[Gerald]

take a beer in London

[Reece]

and tossed it at Theresa

[Gerald]

,she has some advice for

[Reece]

Jim, "prison life awaits you!!"

[Jimbuna]

Next item on the list

[Reece]

"Vendor buys a new Moped" :D

https://www.hawaiimoped.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Standard-Basket-Moped-Rentals.jpg

[Jimbuna]

and STEED a happy mask

[Reece]

but sadly poor Reece gets

[JU_88]

A vegan chocolate teapot, which

[Jimbuna]

melts due to the contents

[Reece]

into a vile smelling pile :oops:

[Jimbuna]

of drop bear septic boils

[Reece]

. One day as Jim was

[Jimbuna]

riding a three legged chicken

[Reece]

he saw Vendor bending over

[Jimbuna]

a bucket of nutty slack

[mapuc]

Filled with curiosity Jim went

[Reece]

over, assaulted Vendor and stole

[Jimbuna]

his seriously faulty gibberish translator

[Reece]

Vendor lost his temper and

[Jimbuna]

began spouting multiple unintelligible words

[Reece]

so vile that mapuc cried

[Jimbuna]

and wished he simply understood

[Reece]

Chinese.
Suddenly the ground shook

[Jimbuna]

and his leg fell off

[Reece]

a dog grabbed it and

[Jimbuna]

buried it like a bone

[Reece]

mapuc hopped around like a

[Jimbuna]

monkey on a pogo stick

[Reece]

then slipped on a banana

[Jimbuna]

boat bound for outer mongolia

[Reece]

then it ran aground, suddenly

[Jimbuna]

love was in the air

[Reece]

mapuc saw Vendor and caught

[Jimbuna]

the next train to sanity

[Reece]

the train stopped at Jim's

[Cyborg322]

clinic for the treatment of

[Reece]

diarrhoea, and pussy toe jam

[Jimbuna]

on thick toasted brown bread

[Reece]

Jim scoffed it all down :yep:

[mapuc]

And Reece was so envy

[Reece]

of mapuc's shoes that he

[Cyborg322]

tipped some angry ants in

[Jimbuna]

to his brown soiled pants

[Reece]

mapuc danced around cursing Reece!!

[Jimbuna]

accusing him of devil worship

[Reece]

Jim calmed him down until

[Jimbuna]

Reece turned into a frog

[Reece]

and gave Jim warts, mapuc

[mapuc]

suddenly felt a need to

[Reece]

quarantine Jim until further notice!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

Now for something completely different

[Cyborg322]

a brave new world a

[Reece]

city being constructed on Mars :o

[Aktungbby]

OF PACKED RED DIRT EARTH

[Reece]

Jim built a bordello and

[Aktungbby]

hung out his red lamp

[Reece]

to attract clients like Aktungbby

[Cyborg322]

for gender reassignment surgery, Aktunbberella

[Aktungbby]

GAVE UP HER CATHOUSE MEMBERSHIPS

[Reece]

and dated Jim, at first

[Jimbuna]

opportunity passed Aktung to Reece

[Reece]

who refused, defeated, Jim cried. :wah:

[Jimbuna]

unleashing a torrent of abuse

[Cyborg322]

because of the pure disappointment :wah:

[mapuc]

Aktunbberella went on a quest

[Aktungbby]

FOR HER SAGITTAL PLANE ORGASMATRON:Kaleun_Salivating: https://media.giphy.com/media/OK04Db0PwkEIU/giphy.gif:oops:

[Reece]

This was just too sick!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Cyborg322]

want to jump in ? asked

[Reece]

mapuc, Aktungbby obliged, then, "SPADOOSH!!" :oops:

[Jimbuna]

Recce wooden leg fell off

[Aktungbby]

IE: HIS MIDDLE WOODEN LEG:O:

[Jimbuna]

that's called a sticky wicket

[mapuc]

He replaced it with his

[Reece]

friend Aktungbby's though rather small. :O:

[Aktungbby]

bourbon 'old fashioned' cherry muddler https://cdnimg.webstaurantstore.com/images/products/medium/433588/1606749.jpg Classic old fashioned



4oz (60ml) bourbon or rye
2 dashes of Angostura bitters
1 sugar cube
Orange twist



Add sugar cube to a rocks glass
Drop two dashes of bitters and a barspoon of water onto the sugar cube
Muddle( WITH MUDDLER):O: the bitters and water into the sugar until sugar is dissolved WITH TWO MARACHINO CHERRIES
Add the rye or bourbon, stir
Add a large chunk of ice or two and stir until chilled
Twist a large piece of orange zest over the drink and drop into the glass

~

[Reece]

Jim was jealous so Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

sent hime one million dollars

[Reece]

in monopoly money, Jim cried!!:wah:

[Jimbuna]

where are the Aussie Pesos?

[Reece]

Suddenly the ground shook violently

[Cyborg322]

in the distance a massive

[Reece]

shock wave smashing its way

[Eichhörnchen]

through The Bollock-Acher Wood

[Reece]

Jim soiled his pants but

[Eichhörnchen]

nobody stopped to help him,

[Aktungbby]

except for DEPENDable ol' Aktung https://media0.giphy.com/media/l4Ep8wYrC4w2JsFQk/giphy.gif

[Reece]

the smell was so overpowering

[Jimbuna]

the angels in heaven wept

[Reece]

Aktungbby got a good spanking

[Jimbuna]

in the pit of misery

[Reece]

Reece and Jim laughed at

[Jimbuna]

mutton trying to be lamb

[Reece]

in nappies of all things!:oops::dead:

[Jimbuna]

We are what we think

[Reece]

our thought wandered off to

[Aktungbby]

WHAT WE THUNK WE THOT

[Jimbuna]

we really had it made

[Reece]

, Aktungbby and Eichhörnchen were committed

[Cyborg322]

to keeping the peace,sanity

[Reece]

was another matter, because Jim

[Jimbuna]

closed down the local asylum

[Reece]

freeing Aktungbby and Eichhörnchen, police

[Jimbuna]

let their guard drop momentarily

[Eichhörnchen]

and they escaped in the

[Aktungbby]

SLIGHTLY 'MUSKY' CHILDREN'S MINI-SUBMARINE...SODASPEKE:yep: https://static01.nyt.com/images/2018/07/13/world/13musksub_xp/merlin_140982084_a5b715cc-87d9-4a0d-8d6b-c4ab19470334-articleLarge.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale

[Eichhörnchen]

Reece used six words again.

[Reece]

but Aktungbby dropped a stinker

[Eichhörnchen]

and Reece edited his post.

[Reece]

tell me what post number! :D

[Jimbuna]

I see it at #5125 :03:

[Aktungbby]

QUOTH CLEAR EYED ALL-SEEING JIMBUNA https://media3.giphy.com/media/wog1uFWP3OJqfZIZa7/giphy.gif

[Cyborg322]

aye aye agreed Jimbuna busted

http://i68.tinypic.com/2zq4tix.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

Reece's little sunburned Aussie arse

[Aktungbby]

NOT PROTECTED BY 'MODUS VIVENDI'https://www.mensuas.com/image/cache/data/modus-vivendi-04812-silk-tanga-black-M-150x170.jpg:O:

[Reece]

But Eichhornchen kissed it then

[Eichhörnchen]

woke up from his nightmare.

[Reece]

discovering it was actually real. :yep:

[Cyborg322]

hard to believe such horror

[Eichhörnchen]

can exist in Reece's mind

[Jimbuna]

considering it was so miniscule

[Aktungbby]

largly in his overused hippocampus :O:

[mapuc]

A real genius he was

[Jimbuna]

only in his own mind

[Reece]

but more intelligent than Jim. :yep:

[Jimbuna]

knew Reece could ever be

[mapuc]

A showdown at dawn between

[Jimbuna]

two of the greatest showmen

[Reece]

Jim and I decided to

[Jimbuna]

sell STEED to the slavers

[Reece]

they whipped his ass until

[Eichhörnchen]

he stopped begging for more

[Reece]

so much for that punishment!! :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

thought the three legged chicken

[Reece]

attacking Eichhörnchen, pecking him violently!! :o

[Jimbuna]

enjoying every second of it

[Eichhörnchen]

until her face got destroyed

[Reece]

then Eichhörnchen roasted her and

[Aktungbby]

hurredly put his Batman capon
:doh:

[Reece]

throwing the roast at BBY :yep:

[Aktungbby]

SKEWERING IT UPON HIS SPIT

[Reece]

Mmm, grilled chicken wings, Jim

[Jimbuna]

much preferred eating the breast

[Reece]

but STEED pinched it all :o

[Aktungbby]

AS AN ACKNOWLEDGED BREASTMAN HIMSELF

[Jimbuna]

often stating 'breast is best'

[Reece]

Jim was annoyed so he

[mapuc]

went back to his local

[Reece]

butcher and ordered a plump

[Jimbuna]

joint of top side beef

[Reece]

for Reece, I thanked Jim!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

kissing his feet with thanks

[Reece]

, Jim said, anything for Reece. :up:

[Jimbuna]

that is heartless and cruel

[Cyborg322]

and only fit for fool

[Reece]

so took revenge on STEED

[Aktungbby]

invoking the Red Mist's power

[Reece]

STEED ran but it was

[Aktungbby]

slower than a shortlegged hobbit

[Reece]

the ground shook and STEED

[Jimbuna]

fell down a rabbit hole

[Aktungbby]

SHOUTING I MUSTN'T BE LATE

[Reece]

for my ballet dancing practice

http://www.karnival-house.co.uk/images/products/mens-fairy-costume--male-ballerina-fancy-dress24375.jpg

[Jimbuna]

at the Blue Dolphin Club

[Reece]

suddenly a jealous man grabbed

[Jimbuna]

Reece dragging him through doorway

[Reece]

Quickly Reece kicked him in

[Cyborg322]

-side the penalty box area

[Jimbuna]

and received a red card

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/dcKHrkw.jpg while back at STEED's house

[Aktungbby]

with his hetaira 'Gorgeous Hovella'

[Reece]

with his lovely young wife
https://artheinzministries.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/hag-picb.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Nellie from the slag heap

[Reece]

STEED decided to move away

[Jimbuna]

and live at the asylum

[Cyborg322]

seekers camp in Sicily , Butlitz

[Jimbuna]

stalked the jolly green giant

[Aktungbby]

THINKING ONLY: "HO HO HO" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m4mykKnGjw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m4mykKnGjw) https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/2127

[Jimbuna]

now where do I go?

[Reece]

now that I've sunk this

[Eichhörnchen]

Low? Then the alarm sounded

[Reece]

Eichhörnchen looked up and saw

[Eichhörnchen]

picnickers invading Bollock Acher Wood

[Reece]

he ran to help Pooh

[Eichhörnchen]

gobble up their nuts and

[Reece]

Jim joined in, he gobbled

[Jimbuna]

the biggest nut of all

[Eichhörnchen]

which of course was Reece,

[Jimbuna]

from the land down under

[mapuc]

where everything is upside down

[Eichhörnchen]

and trousers worn inside out

[Reece]

generally not worn at all. :yep:

[Eichhörnchen]

Reece's convict ancestors were all

[Reece]

pirates sinking British ships and

[Jimbuna]

making love to drop bears

[Chris K]

who are looking in their

[Eichhörnchen]

diaries for the next game

[Cyborg322]

keepers 75th reunion party in

[Reece]

Jim's house, Jim wasn't happy

[Jimbuna]

Reece turning up in drag

[mapuc]

Trying to sing Dancing Queen

[Reece]

with his partner Jim, they

[Chris K]

go to a supermarket and

[Reece]

Jim entered the stage naked

[Jimbuna]

Reece reached for his camera

[Reece]

took many snaps for Utube. :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and his sordid personal collection

[Reece]

mapuc wanted to buy them :o

[Chris K]

and open a brokerage account

[Jimbuna]

for his old mans retirement

[Reece]

police discovered the pictures and

[Jimbuna]

Reece was imprisoned for life

[Reece]

in the young ladies jail. :yep::lol:

[Jimbuna]

but Reece being a eunuch

[mapuc]

The ladies didn't care, they

[Reece]

knew he faked it. :yep:
Later

[u crank]

when the truth came out

[Reece]

Jim envied Reece's stud status

[Jimbuna]

more akin to boot stud

[Reece]

was Jim, hence his jealousy!! :O:

[Cyborg322]

for no apparent reason, hilariously

[Reece]

Cyborg322 let one rip and

[Chris K]

Adam and Eve on a

[Jimbuna]

day trip to outer mongolia

[Reece]

stopped at McDonald's to buy

[Jimbuna]

a can of alphabet soup

[Chris K]

Great job, Jim. You’re a real corker

[Reece]

you just posted seven words. :hmmm::oops:

[Chris K]

OK! I will be better

[Reece]

grouchy old Jim wouldn't approve!!

[Jimbuna]

of Reece dressed in drag

[Chris K]

clothing of the opposite sex