The Five Word Story Game

[nikimcbee]

behind the strip club, where

[Jimbuna]

nikimcbee made his debut performance

[Aktungbby]

in his john wayne bunny suithttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/04/7e/08/047e08a231f15e97bf1857e1d64aa7c8.jpg

[Reece]

the girls loved him so

[blackswan40]

Whack whoops thats squirel game :D

[Jimbuna]

for those who are confused

[Reece]

will just have to suffer!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

a fate worse than death

[Reece]

yes a date with Aktungbby!! :k_confused: :Kaleun_Sick:

[blackswan40]

And Aktungs Lousy Cooking Jim

[Reece]

Aktungbby lost his temper and

[blackswan40]

Goulashpan contents on swannys head

[Jimbuna]

the vultures swiftly swooped down

[Reece]

taking a chunk of Swanny's

[Aktungbby]

seedy but tasty gluteus not-so-maximus:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

what a most bizarre imagination

[blackswan40]

Aktungs had a cheese supper

[Jimbuna]

picked from his toe nails

[Reece]

spread with yummy toe jam :dead:

[Jimbuna]

came with a foul odour

[Reece]

came with a foul odour
Swanny thought it was limburger (rotten cheese):oops::doh:

[Aktungbby]

Swanny thought it was limburger (rotten cheese):oops::doh:With my arches?? 'Twas limpburger!:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

Now the dust has settled

[Reece]

it's plain to see that

[Aktungbby]

the plains are plain enough

[Reece]

and the hills are hilly

[Jimbuna]

and the grass is green

[Reece]

on the far side of

[Aktungbby]

nineteenth hole par five sandtraps

[Jimbuna]

where the meal worm lives

[Reece]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/lvgQ58Luw7t2UPhXoMbARQhRCNNOqTiYC7rJKP85kDNRIXiGtp RDMuDo-z742_T4

his name was Wilbur, he

[Jimbuna]

lived in a pork sausage

[Aktungbby]

built by famed Jimmy Dean

[Jimbuna]

and his ginger haired tribee

[Reece]

suddenly an angry godzilla appeared

[Jimbuna]

wearing a pink lacy thong

[Reece]

and gave aktungbby a spanking ;)

[Jimbuna]

with a pickled wet lettuce

[Aktungbby]

though Aktung preferred rhubarb swats

[Jimbuna]

pickled in a variety of

[Reece]

seasoned bodily fluids and juices

[Jimbuna]

enough to curl your hair

[Reece]

on your chest and backside :dead:

[Aktungbby]

enough to make Sassyquatchs itch

[Jimbuna]

and gorillas visit a barber

[Reece]

stores ran low on flea-powder

[Aktungbby]

setting in motion the BlackDeath

[Reece]

the bodies piled up till

[blackswan40]

Mass burnings before November Jim

[Reece]

came with marshmallows to roast

[Aktungbby]

amid "bring out yer dead"

[Reece]

This joyous occasion finally ended!!:Kaleun_Applaud:

[blackswan40]

Just in time for Christmas

[Reece]

Santa wandered down the street

[Jimbuna]

looking at two blistered feet

[Reece]

Jim gave him new thongs :up:

[Jimbuna]

and a white chocolate snowman

[blackswan40]

That was out of date

[Reece]

Swanny spanked naughty Jim saying . . .

[blackswan40]

White chocolate only for kiddies

[Reece]

so Swanny ate them all. :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

Suffering from a bad stomach

[Reece]

he power chucked over aktungbby http://smileys.smilchat.net/smiley/grumpy/malade/eternuer.gif

[Jimbuna]

catching Reece with the overflow

[Reece]

Jim licked my face clean :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

he means Jim the lizard

[Aktungbby]

...scaley tailed and fork tongued:O:

[Jimbuna]

were his two primary assets

[Aktungbby]

Côte d'Armes: Knight of Iguana?!!:O:

[Jimbuna]

was quite a fearsome opponent

[Reece]

for Jim playing chess. Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

would often try walking backwards

[Reece]

till he fell into a

[Jimbuna]

pit full of venomous snakes

[Aktungbby]

this triggered Aktungs inner Indiana Syndrôme:O: https://californiaherps.com/films/filmimages/xindianajonesrla5.jpg

[Reece]

but failed, spitting the dummy :wah:

[Jimbuna]

the snakes were not impressed

[Reece]

so they fanged his ass :o:k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

filling it with deadly poison

[Aktungbby]

so they fanged his ass :o:k_confused:

filling it with deadly poison thus Assping his gluteus maximii:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

causing it to swell dangerously

[Aktungbby]

...biggest in anals of history:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

butt still smaller than Uranus

[blackswan40]

same size as swannys cakehole

[Jimbuna]

commonly known as Tyne Tunnel :)

[Aktungbby]

lose hope, ye that enter

[Reece]

the gasses built up pressure

[Jimbuna]

the safety valve couldn't cope

[blackswan40]

Swanny lost his eyebrows again

[Jimbuna]

not to mention his freckles

[Reece]

KABOOM!! crap hit the fan :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

then down came the rain

[Reece]

and washed it away - whew!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

time for a beer now

[Reece]

Down at the local pub

[Jimbuna]

there was a loud commotion

[Reece]

as Jim took the stage :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

and performed a belly dance

[Aktungbby]

while throwing darts for brews

[Jimbuna]

and large glasses of rum

[Reece]

Aktungbby asked Jim to dinner :o

[Jimbuna]

making Reece a jealous bride

[Reece]

I curtsied to Jim, he :oops:

[Jimbuna]

turned away in sheer disgust

[Reece]

after I dropped a stinker!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

usually par for the course

[Reece]

however aktungbby showed some interest :o

[Jimbuna]

in the price of eggs

[Reece]

but they were all rotten!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

right down to the core

[Reece]

the stench was so bad:Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

the world prepared for armageddon

[Reece]

it must be Poopin Putin !! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

or the cabbage patch doll

[Reece]

The cabbage is certainly right

[Jimbuna]

at this time of year

[Reece]

One day Putin decided to

[Jimbuna]

go on holiday to Ukraine

[Reece]

some of the people tried

[Jimbuna]

to get him locked up

[Aktungbby]

or well-hung at the Hague:O:

[Reece]

but he simply ignored them

[Jimbuna]

and did as he pleased

[Reece]

he laughed at Jim until

[Aktungbby]

his 'nuke' became no fluke

[Reece]

his 'nuke' became no fluke
Putin was a poopin when

[blackswan40]

Tzar Bomba went vesuvius and

[Reece]

erupted spewing forth some disgusting

[Jimbuna]

stench that everyone objected to

[Reece]

everyone threw rotten eggs at

[Aktungbby]

it; nuke 'fluke' becoming 'puke'!!?(good lord, I'm
now down to Reece's level!:O:)

[Reece]

yes and enjoying it too!! :D

[Jimbuna]

Always willing to chance it

[Reece]

aktungbby ate a rotten egg :dead:

[Aktungbby]

...poor man's sulphurous pit avoidance:Kaleun_Sick::Kaleun_Applaud:

[Reece]

.

Jim went holidaying in Russia

[Jimbuna]

with his trusted friend, Kalashnikov

[blackswan40]

Visiting the molotov cocktail bar :yeah::()1::yeah:

[Eichhörnchen]

where they drank strange beverages

[Reece]

Jim belched so loud it

[Jimbuna]

set the place on fire

[Reece]

Aktungbby was jealous and sobbed!! :wah:

[Jimbuna]

until his drag queen arrived

[Reece]

she grabbed his hair and

[Jimbuna]

laughed as it fell off

[Aktungbby]

cheap super-glue having failed dismally:wah:

[Jimbuna]

next attempt will be duct tape

[Reece]

did the job but YUCK!!! :k_confused:

[blackswan40]

But gave him scalp rash

[Reece]

this attracted fleas so aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

thought up a cunning plan

[Aktungbby]

applied his '60's brylcreme lotion https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/77/Brylcreem_3718.jpg/375px-Brylcreem_3718.jpg at age 71 with beeswax...still good for skull gleem!https://i.imgur.com/SawjfKA.jpg

[Jimbuna]

I think you meant Brylcreem

[Aktungbby]

"it don't 'gleem' w/o creem"!!??:doh:

[Jimbuna]

only on a Saturday night

[Reece]

only on a Saturday night
. Aktungbby's car lost a wheel

[Aktungbby]

Unfortunately, 'twas the steering wheel:o:oops:

[Reece]

it careered off the highway

[blackswan40]

stopping downside up in field

[Reece]

where cows were grazing, unfortunately

[Jimbuna]

one had the runs bad

[Reece]

filling Aktungbby's convertible with pats

[Jimbuna]

that were warm and sticky

[Reece]

and rather stinky as well, :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

a bit like Reece actually :)

[blackswan40]

swannys socks stink propper Jim :yep::Kaleun_Sick::yep:

[Jimbuna]

fit for the local sewer

[Reece]

. Garbologist Jim proudly wore them! :smug:

[Jimbuna]

for Reece to ascertain whether

[Aktungbby]

moderators can walk on 'water':O:

[Jimbuna]

only when full of rum

[Reece]

that reply really sucks Jim!! :O:

[Jimbuna]

mustn't forget the peppermint cordial

[blackswan40]

Jim Cordial when talking Toon :yep:

[Aktungbby]

only when full of rum

whilst slurpin' down his Pusser's

[Jimbuna]

straight out of the barrel

[Aktungbby]

better than a butt o'Malmsey:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Reece]

straight out of the barrel

that rolled down the hill

[Jimbuna]

ending up in the river

[Reece]

Jim jumped in after it! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

while Reece watched in awe

[Reece]

after retrieving the rum we

[Jimbuna]

went to the nearest asylum

[Aktungbby]

after retrieving the rum weMalmsy is not a rum!

[Jimbuna]

Malmsy is not a rum!

:hmmm:

[Reece]

Aktungbby went to the asylum

[Jimbuna]

waving his free entry pass

[Reece]

he was cheered and welcomed :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

into his personalised padded cell

[Reece]

didn't take long before he

[Aktungbby]

got the short end deal

[blackswan40]

Moved to drafty cold cell

[Jimbuna]

where the earwigs were waiting

[Reece]

Aktung just ate them - yummy!! :doh::o

[Jimbuna]

a feast for a king

[Aktungbby]

sitting on stainless corner 'throne':o

[Reece]

he pushed and pushed until

[blackswan40]

brown torpedo loss time Jim

[Reece]

"SPADOOSH" there it goes, splat! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

straight into Reece's coffee cup

[blackswan40]

Reece took a big gulp :timeout::Kaleun_Sick::timeout:

[Reece]

then threw up, poor Jim

[Jimbuna]

was busy enjoying his curry

[Reece]

when the vomit hit him!! :k_confused:

[blackswan40]

Swanny Laughed and got slapped

[Jimbuna]

silly with a wet lettuce

[Reece]

and a wet noodle, suddenly

[Jimbuna]

a knock on the door

[Reece]

Swanny was arrested and taken

[Jimbuna]

back to his padded cell

[Reece]

where he lost his temper

[Jimbuna]

with those already in residence

[blackswan40]

The breakfast menu hasn't improved

[Jimbuna]

nor has the cook bathed

[Reece]

soon everyone suffered explosive diarrhea :Kaleun_Sick:

[blackswan40]

Even Buna got the trots

[Reece]

but didn't make the toilet :o:dead:

[Jimbuna]

good job you can spell

[Reece]

unlike Jim who is illiterate!! :O::D

[blackswan40]

Reece sent to Coventry Jim

[Reece]

came after me in anger

[Jimbuna]

with a carbon fibre baton

[Reece]

struck Reece who cried more!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

"for the sins I've committed"

[Reece]

but Reece actually liked it!! :D

[Jimbuna]

the greatest sin of all

[Aktungbby]

sung to 'beat-me-Buna' in bars!

[Jimbuna]

sung by all the drunks

[Reece]

Soon all was forgotten. Swanny

[blackswan40]

Found Buna's Rum Stash and

[Reece]

Found Buna's Rum Stash and
destroyed it all, Jim cried

[Jimbuna]

then ripped poor Swanny apart

[Reece]

Swanny reeled in pain until

[Jimbuna]

both his teeth fell out

[blackswan40]

put them under your pillow (advised Actungbby):yep:

[Jimbuna]

wouldn't even fetch a tanner

[blackswan40]

Swanny hoped for tenner Jim

[Jimbuna]

said half of a tanner

[Reece]

I'll give you five pence! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

but that is two tanners :)

[blackswan40]

Reece the two tanner toothfairy :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

was good for a laugh

[Reece]

if you say so Jim! :haha:

[Jimbuna]

and so it was decreed

[Reece]

that Reece was Jim's boss!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

but only in Reece imagination

[Reece]

poo!! what a kill joy!! :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

by name and by nature

[Reece]

- Jim couldn't resist hugging Swanny :D

[blackswan40]

known as a choke hold :yep: