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but caring Jim changed them.:yeah:
Jimbuna
04-19-18, 07:05 AM
and donned his NBC suit
the toxic fumes were overwhelming!!:dead:
Jimbuna
04-19-18, 07:59 AM
more than mankind previously experienced
Who decided to send Reece
to the 'Russian Front' where
Cyborg322
04-19-18, 11:47 PM
new branches of MCDonalds are
cooking McRat Burgers for locals http://www.desismileys.com/smileys/desismileys_2964.gif (http://www.desismileys.com/)
Jimbuna
04-20-18, 05:40 AM
Reece usually first in queue
until Jim cuts in front. :oops::yep:
Jimbuna
04-20-18, 09:21 AM
riding a snow white unicorn
and wearing a superman dress
Riding with limp wrist singing
Cyborg322
04-20-18, 11:02 PM
Queens, Killer Queen but more
. . . asking for a raunchy night
Jimbuna
04-21-18, 05:48 AM
with the Queen of Sheba
Cyborg322 was burning with lust:oops::o
Jimbuna
04-21-18, 09:11 AM
his moustache started to smoulder
lucky mapuc was nearby and
Jimbuna
04-22-18, 07:39 AM
laughed at the crazy sight
thankfully Cyborg322's tears extinguished it!!:yep:
Jimbuna
04-23-18, 05:53 AM
On a planet far away
lurked Jim's double, he was
Rockstar
04-23-18, 09:13 AM
similar in every way except
he preferred water before beer
Jimbuna
04-23-18, 11:48 AM
and salad before vindaloo curry
Rockstar
04-23-18, 12:23 PM
. The body double soon realized
Jimbuna
04-23-18, 12:52 PM
they weren't as good looking
as apes here on earth!!:haha:
Jimbuna
04-24-18, 11:17 AM
but that's never stopped Reece
from doing his monkey business
Jimbuna
04-24-18, 12:11 PM
with every monkey he meets
including hairy Jim whilst playing
Jimbuna
04-25-18, 05:31 AM
hide and seek with kippers
the stink was becoming too
Jimbuna
04-25-18, 07:27 AM
much of a turn on
for poor mapuc, he couldn't
Jimbuna
04-25-18, 08:55 AM
speak a word of Swahili
but could speak Klingon fluently
Rockstar
04-25-18, 09:36 PM
which got him in trouble
with the local bikie gang
Jimbuna
04-26-18, 05:59 AM
from the local area creche
mapuc was a tough character
https://www.ellaslist.com.au/system/articles/featured_images/000/000/822/original/bikie-baby1.jpg?1489722535
Cyborg322
04-26-18, 07:10 AM
fear him repent or die
Jimbuna
04-26-18, 08:14 AM
a long slow painful death
with my little goose feather
even Chuck Norris feared him!:o
Jimbuna
04-27-18, 06:45 AM
The new kid in town
challenged mapuc to a duel
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51Rumej-Z8L._SY355_.jpg
Jimbuna
04-27-18, 09:25 AM
who wore the silliest suit
Rockstar
04-27-18, 12:40 PM
'ring girl' and blow kisses
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4e/85/da/4e85da87b63f724ab208f53ce959c0f4.jpg
and admiring the mirror view!!:yep:
Aktungbby
04-27-18, 09:11 PM
WITH HIS REPEAING INFINITY MIRROR https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/aa/Venus_in_Mirrors.jpg/220px-Venus_in_Mirrors.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Venus_in_Mirrors.jpg)
it was an orgasmic experience :oops::D
Aktungbby
04-28-18, 01:41 AM
RESULTING IN TERMINAL SNU-SNU
Oh yeah baby, I'm ready!!
Eichhörnchen
04-28-18, 03:20 AM
You wouldn't like snu-snu! :haha:
I'll judge that myself, BEGIN!!!:D
Jimbuna
04-28-18, 05:14 AM
the lashings with nettle branches
the lashings with nettle branches
on Jim's bare butt was
Cyborg322
04-28-18, 08:08 AM
an easy big target wack !
Jim screamed with pain but
Eichhörnchen
04-28-18, 08:19 AM
I'll judge that myself, BEGIN!!!:D
(Not with me you don't)
Jimbuna
04-28-18, 09:07 AM
while somebody deleted their post
Aktungbby
04-28-18, 09:14 AM
MANTAINING A MODICUM OF DECORUM:har:
Jimbuna
04-28-18, 09:31 AM
not often seen around here
thankfully I'm always clean minded
Jimbuna
04-29-18, 07:49 AM
even if it is hollow
yes it's always swept clean!!:hmmm::doh::oops:
Jimbuna
04-29-18, 08:10 AM
with a stiff wire brush
This inspired Aktungbby to try
Aktungbby
04-29-18, 11:40 PM
Aktungbby to try DO!:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:: THERE IS NO TRY:k_confused: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ4yd2W50No (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ4yd2W50No)
Eichhörnchen
04-30-18, 12:02 AM
went back home he did.
Jimbuna
04-30-18, 05:36 AM
to flog a dead horse
like Amos McCoy but managed
Jimbuna
04-30-18, 01:08 PM
to win the lottery instead
Cyborg322
04-30-18, 02:44 PM
of robbing pensioners charity boxes
Jim struck jackpot and ran
Aktungbby
04-30-18, 11:38 PM
TOOK HER HALF AND THEN
gave Reece Jim's half, poor
Jimbuna
05-01-18, 03:42 AM
Reece was given the counterfeits
blaming Aktungbby for the deception :nope:
Jimbuna
05-01-18, 05:00 AM
and the sky blue pink
panties Jim wore were tattered.:yep:
Aktungbby
05-01-18, 09:19 AM
...BUT HIS DEPENDS WERE INTACT
Jimbuna
05-01-18, 09:33 AM
and guaranteed to remain dry
Aktungbby
05-01-18, 01:53 PM
UNLESS BATHING IN RIVER TYNE https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/03/Tyne_Bridge_-_Newcastle_Upon_Tyne_-_England_-_2004-08-14.jpg/1024px-Tyne_Bridge_-_Newcastle_Upon_Tyne_-_England_-_2004-08-14.jpg
Eichhörnchen
05-01-18, 01:59 PM
Reece... he used six words....
Jimbuna
05-01-18, 05:21 PM
because of his mental autism
but clearly Eichhörnchen needs glasses!!:yep:
Jimbuna
05-02-18, 04:39 AM
to drink his craft beers
that unfortunately were all flat!!:wah:
Jimbuna
05-02-18, 09:18 AM
as pancakes in swampy syrup
Aktungbby
05-02-18, 08:53 PM
the land of NA PA
^ as Pauline said "please explain!!":doh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUoiy22Q_lw
Rockstar
05-02-18, 09:52 PM
The NA PA Val ley
there lived a small insignificant
Jimbuna
05-03-18, 06:01 AM
vertically challenged individual called Reece
Rockstar
05-03-18, 08:34 AM
would feed the little guy
Jimbuna
05-03-18, 08:46 AM
called Reece a few bananas
Aktungbby
05-03-18, 09:19 AM
AND WRETCHEDLY FERMENTED GRAPE JUICE
Jimbuna
05-03-18, 10:05 AM
in an effort to reduce
his friend Jim's weight, however
Aktungbby
05-03-18, 08:44 PM
EATING REECES BARS DIDN'T HELP https://s-i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/320457/slide_320457_2993678_free.jpg
Jim gained an extra stone :o
Jimbuna
05-04-18, 06:04 AM
it was a pure diamond
however it was stolen and
Jimbuna
05-04-18, 09:40 AM
Reece served time for theft
with Jim the mastermind thief!:timeout:
Cyborg322
05-04-18, 06:56 PM
escaping to Timbuktu Foreign Legion
Jim was imprisoned for treason
Jimbuna
05-05-18, 07:36 AM
without rhyme or even reason
Jimbuna
05-05-18, 09:33 AM
win the euro millions lottery
Jim bought his own country
waging war with Rocket Boy:o
https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.440962136.1421/sticker,375x360-bg,ffffff.u1.png
Jimbuna
05-06-18, 07:04 AM
but not on rocket man
afraid so, Kim launched a
Jimbuna
05-06-18, 07:50 AM
rabbit punch at the frog
Cyborg322
05-06-18, 09:19 AM
and the frog croaked it
Wasn't that a lovely story??:D
kinda crap lets begin. . . Once
the moon went barking mad
Jimbuna
05-07-18, 06:43 AM
keeping STEED in good company
together they dared Cyborg322 to
Aktungbby
05-07-18, 11:03 AM
'SWEAR NOT BY INCONSTANT ORB' :O: WITH APOLOGY TO SHAKEPEARE
instead they merge toes with
each others mouths, this tasted
Rockstar
05-07-18, 10:08 PM
just like Reece's favorite recipe
Eichhörnchen
05-08-18, 12:24 AM
for home made vegemite spread
on a toe jam base.:yep:
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/23494927/yummy.jpg
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Jimbuna
05-08-18, 03:44 AM
Not all that long ago
Eichhörnchen and Rockstar joined the
Rockstar
05-08-18, 07:59 AM
prestigious club for intellectual genius
Aktungbby
05-08-18, 09:40 AM
HEADED BY THE UNFATHOMABLE AKTUNG
Jimbuna
05-08-18, 09:55 AM
of the Minoan Cretans tribe
Aktungbby
05-08-18, 10:39 AM
WHO'S BULL LEAPING CAREER ENDED:k_confused: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/21/Bull-leaping.jpg
Jimbuna
05-08-18, 11:00 AM
in a rather distinctive way
, a kick in the butt!!:yep:
Jimbuna
05-09-18, 08:09 AM
was all Reece could manage
to inflict on Jim.:oops::up:
Meanwhile
Buddahaid
05-09-18, 08:20 PM
flying monkeys kidnapped our heroine
flying monkeys kidnapped our heroine
so Horatio Caine was contacted
http://image.wikifoundry.com/image/1/1H16Zmae4lL9r8CRsZjK4g35923/GW514H314
Jimbuna
05-10-18, 05:40 AM
on the steam powered batphone
He and Callie Ducane joined
Jimbuna
05-10-18, 09:52 AM
the local girl guides troupe
where Jim was Brown Owl.:yep:
Jimbuna
05-11-18, 06:59 AM
the leader of the pack
Rockstar
05-11-18, 09:11 PM
a kiss on the cheeks
from Rockstar made Jim blush!!:oops:
Jimbuna
05-12-18, 08:32 AM
and Reece ever so jealous
Aktungbby
05-12-18, 08:45 AM
....AS 'TWAS HIS LOWER 'CHEEKS':O:
Revenge was on Reece mind
Rockstar
05-12-18, 01:09 PM
as he was seen massaging
on Aktungbby's head, he cried!!:yep:
Aktungbby
05-12-18, 06:59 PM
BUT WHICH HEAD HE PONDERED
, this was a scary thought
Rockstar
05-12-18, 10:48 PM
said Reece enticing STEED into
Aktungbby
05-13-18, 01:10 AM
TO BETTER THINK OF ENGLAND
STEED met Prince Charles and
Jimbuna
05-13-18, 06:50 AM
proposed they marry one another
Camilla approved the threesome affair
Aktungbby
05-13-18, 10:02 AM
A MORGANATIC ON THE DOWN-LOW:O:
STEED became the new jester
for the Royals and danced
u crank
05-13-18, 07:27 PM
a somewhat provocative jig that
Aktungbby
05-13-18, 08:29 PM
ROYAL MORALITY CENSORS DECLARED INDECENT
STEED didn't care and proceeded
which is usually paired with
STEED didn't care and proceeded which is usually paired with
What a load of Tommyrot :yep:
Jimbuna
05-14-18, 11:40 AM
What a load of Tommyrot :yep:
you can say that again
Cyborg322
05-14-18, 05:23 PM
which makes nonsense of
a lot of posts here.:yep:
Krieg Francis
05-15-18, 01:50 AM
But we are here for
driving Jim nuts, and succeeding!!:yep:
Everyone will be happy then
Eichhörnchen
05-15-18, 04:04 AM
...especially me of course, because
Jimbuna
05-15-18, 05:28 AM
pair of fur lined manacles
Meanwhile Vendor eyed off a
Jimbuna
05-16-18, 06:02 AM
page of unpronounceable mumbo jumbo
that did nothing, costing $1,500
Jimbuna
05-16-18, 06:57 AM
for a load of gobbledegook
u crank
05-16-18, 07:05 AM
that crashed the Google translator
that crashed the Google translator
Vendor was charged and jailed :wah:
Jimbuna
05-16-18, 08:43 AM
. Now common sense has resumed
will "u crank" retain self control :hmmm:
u crank
05-16-18, 07:16 PM
or will he go sideways
he visited the diocese and
Jimbuna
05-17-18, 08:08 AM
fell over the altar steps
pulling down the Bishops gown
Jimbuna
05-17-18, 08:28 AM
unveiling a ray of sunshine
Rockstar
05-17-18, 06:21 PM
the local pub and brothel
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5624605/British-prostitute-lifts-lid-working-brothel.html
run by ex police officer? hmmm
where he served the whores
Cyborg322
05-17-18, 08:32 PM
Pimps Police Vicars and Dealers
, later the Vatican summoned Jim
Eichhörnchen
05-18-18, 02:34 AM
to learn all about Whac-a-Squirrel
Jim used Nukes on Squirrels
Jimbuna
05-18-18, 05:18 AM
then simply closed the thread
Eichhörnchen
05-18-18, 06:09 AM
but it was too popular
Jimbuna
05-18-18, 06:17 AM
to all but who mattered
Jim's nasty side is showing :yep:
Eichhörnchen
05-18-18, 08:54 AM
but we're happy, cos tomorrow
Rockstar
05-18-18, 09:03 AM
launches everyone's favorite game whac-a-squirrel!
Jimbuna
05-18-18, 09:21 AM
. When the chips are down
Rockstar
05-18-18, 10:51 AM
grab a hammer and whac
Eichhörnchen
05-18-18, 11:41 AM
(but only the squirrels, mind)
or possibly Jim's big toe!!:O:
u crank
05-18-18, 07:06 PM
but keep off the grass
it's crawling with hairy spiders:o
Aktungbby
05-18-18, 07:55 PM
IN LIEU OF AKTUNG'S HEAD :k_confused:http://bestanimations.com/Humans/Skulls/skull-with-butterflies-animated-gif-image.gif
whac Aktungbby's head with a
Jimbuna
05-19-18, 05:14 AM
bag of warm jellied eels
Aktungbby loved it and asked
Jimbuna
05-19-18, 05:42 AM
for some peace and quiet
found locally at the asylum :oops:
Eichhörnchen
05-19-18, 08:15 AM
where their favourite game is
Jimbuna
05-19-18, 08:49 AM
early bird catches the worm
trouble is they eat them!!:dead:
Aktungbby
05-20-18, 12:34 AM
THEN ROOST OVER YOUR CAR! https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/colorful-car-picture-id643178728?b=1&k=6&m=643178728&s=612x612&w=0&h=xWC6AmQCpqqquUH6lagTh8GUBTPdZfj8gjPT9mDrlrI=
Jimbuna
05-20-18, 05:28 AM
of money I would invest
in bird poo soup", Aktungbby
Jimbuna
05-20-18, 06:12 AM
could taste test the recipe
Cyborg322
05-20-18, 06:31 AM
to disaster, a huge mistake
adding cream and sardines, Cyborg322
Aktungbby
05-20-18, 09:47 AM
A SUMPTUOUS GOURMAND DELIGHT INDEED:arrgh!:
Jimbuna
05-20-18, 10:12 AM
fit only for the immortals
and those without taste buds.:yep:
Aktungbby
05-20-18, 10:32 PM
...OR :subsim: 'BUDS' WITHOUT TASTE:O:
Meanwhile Eichhörnchen decided to relieve
Jimbuna
05-21-18, 05:28 AM
himself in a hamster wheel
watching the wheel go round!!:yep::oops:
Eichhörnchen
05-21-18, 09:23 AM
"Deduct ten points from Reece"
Aktungbby
05-21-18, 09:43 AM
WHO CAN'T COUNT THAT HIGH:arrgh!:
Rockstar
05-21-18, 10:54 AM
without help from Professor Tao
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