The Five Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

looking like a dead slug

[Aktungbby]

slimy roadkill on life's path

[Jimbuna]

to a better breeding ground

[Aktungbby]

where amoebas divide to multiply

[Jimbuna]

into a myriad of colonies

[Aktungbby]

catering to their respective queenbees

[Jimbuna]

and the bond between them

[Aktungbby]

"till she bites their heads

[Reece]

what a heartwarming story guys!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

not for the faint hearted

[Reece]

Jim said "stuff it" and

[Jimbuna]

went back to the pub

[Aktungbby]

hittin' on 'queenbees' for rub-a-dub-dub :03:

[Reece]

three men in a tub!! :oops: http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[blackswan40]

Swanny searched for rubber ducky

[Reece]

for Aktungbby to play with :yep:

[Aktungbby]

...a wicked game of whack-a-quack:o

[Reece]

Donald's feelings were hurt, Swanny

[Jimbuna]

gave him a loving stroke

[Reece]

Aktung purred like a kitten :D

[Jimbuna]

until his lipstick wore off

[Aktungbby]

and his ruby-red lips paled

[Jimbuna]

and his dentures fell out

[Aktungbby]

revealing his horribly rotten gums

[Jimbuna]

that festered and excreted putrid

[Reece]

puss!! Aktung tried kissing Jim :o :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

thereby deciding his last act

[Reece]

the asylum door slammed shut

[Jimbuna]

then the lights went out

[blackswan40]

Storm Buna blew down landings :yep:.

[Jimbuna]

and even the occasional building

[Reece]

war broke out, Jim attacked

[Aktungbby]

vituperatively, vexatiously, vindictively and verasimilitudenously:timeout::o:yeah::()1:

[Reece]

Putin's army, they had no

[Aktungbby]

...vim, vigor, victory or vodka!:()1::oops::dead: :rolleyes:

[blackswan40]

Bread and salt ran out (so no:spammm:butties )

[Reece]

they cried for their mommy's :wah:

[Aktungbby]

but never knew their daddies

[Reece]

what a terrible state!! Swanny

[blackswan40]

Onkel Buna went to Gregs :yep:

[Reece]

and stuffed himself, he dropped

[Jimbuna]

a right stinker whilst queuing

[Reece]

now he's in first position!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

the king of the hill

[Reece]

jealous Aktungbby dropped one too :oops::Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

not that anyone would notice

[Reece]

until Aktung lit his pipe! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

and the whole place erupted

[Aktungbby]

the world's greatest blue-darter fled

[Jimbuna]

like non had ever seen

[Aktungbby]

a blasst from the passt https://i.pinimg.com/236x/e3/f1/e8/e3f1e84b44a3b5d186f7d10af651cf99.jpg

[Jimbuna]

made the smell disappear fast

[Reece]

One horrible day Jim decided

[Aktungbby]

bass fish in a pirogue

[Reece]

would make a great toilet :D:oops:

[Jimbuna]

fit only for a king

[Reece]

. Reece took a nice vacation :yep:

[Jimbuna]

to the Bay of Pigs

[Aktungbby]

demonstrating his longstanding viva Fidelismo

[Jimbuna]

especially in the cigar factory

[Aktungbby]

...Davidoff Aficionados in Connecticutt shade-grown wrappers!!:yeah:

[Reece]

Whew!! was only a dream!! :oops:

[Aktungbby]

...that's from tokin', not smokin'..:O:

[Reece]

Reece says "speak English please!!" :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

always better than Aussie speak

[Aktungbby]

where tokin' 'Roo-poo is in!:O::shifty::|\\

[Jimbuna]

but only in your head :)

[Reece]

Aktung was arrested and imprisoned :Kaleun_Salute:

[Jimbuna]

on the nearest leper colony

[Aktungbby]

at Kalawao on Molokai Island

[Reece]

his old feller dropped off!! :o

[Aktungbby]

rising again the third day:hmph:

[Reece]

everyone stared in utter horror :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

at the fungus and warts

[Aktungbby]

and miscreant misanthropic messiah complex:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

feared by a great many

[Aktungbby]

...but not by Donald Trump!:O:https://compote.slate.com/images/34f7dd9d-6102-4ddb-81af-9b4e2f525b8e.jpeg?crop=4500%2C3000%2Cx0%2Cy0&width=1280

[Jimbuna]

or anyone else like minded

[Aktungbby]

or anyone else like mindedAhem: you meant 'disgustingly' like-minded:know: (Definition of like-minded from the Cambridge Academic Content Dictionary © Cambridge University Press):(of people) sharing the same opinions, ideas, or interests:
She is a football fan who started a magazine for like-minded women.:O:

[Jimbuna]

so says the international scholar :)

[Reece]

so says the international scholar :)
who failed his English test!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

on more than one occasion

[Reece]

he's now a street sweeper :up::salute:

[blackswan40]

Which street soccer team Jim

[Jimbuna]

would go to every game

[Reece]

Swanny had a date with

[blackswan40]

Big Cindy barmaid from saggybottom

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=13390

[Reece]

He dreamed of bouncing off

[Jimbuna]

one of them beach balls

[Aktungbby]

considered 'flotation-gear' on my sailboat :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

to aid the jolly sailor

[Aktungbby]

in deep sea insidious retrievals

[Jimbuna]

from the darkest deepest depths

[Aktungbby]

firmly entrenched in Mariana's Trench:o

[Jimbuna]

not far from Challenger Deep

[Aktungbby]

such 'trenches' are always challenginghttps://static01.nyt.com/images/2014/08/03/arts/03DEEPSEA2/03DEEPSEA2-superJumbo-v2.jpg<gotta luv that lime green BBY!:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

for those without any oxygen

[Reece]

please continue the waffle guys :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

waffle obviously turns Reece on

[Aktungbby]

...especially with Vermont Maple syrup!:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

a speciality for mental patients

[Flaxpants]

Happy Christmas to you all!

[Jimbuna]

and the same to you

[Reece]

Hope you all had one!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

All had one of what?

[Reece]

a Happy Christmas of course :yep:

[Jimbuna]

this year or next year?

[Reece]

Grief!! :doh: Had not have Jim!! :timeout:

[Jimbuna]

I'm greedy, I prefer both :smug:

[Reece]

Consider it done Jim. :yep:
Meanwhile

[Jimbuna]

once you commence the journey

[Reece]

down to the toy factory

[Jimbuna]

guided by your magic fairy

[Reece]

Aktungbby, you can't help laughing

[Jimbuna]

whilst wearing that pretty frock

[Aktungbby]

with Victoria's Secret crochless skivvies:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

the pair autographed by Reece

[Aktungbby]

upon my uberinscribed gluteus maximii:huh::(:nope:

[Jimbuna]

neglected for many a year

[Aktungbby]

abaft of my rosetta stones

[Jimbuna]

often mistaken for kidney stones

[Aktungbby]

Butt for Demotic scripted hieroglyphs:know: https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article28255299.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/0_Screenshot-2022-10-17-at-075231.jpg

[Reece]

Suddenly Aktungbby let one rip!! :k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

turning the Demotic to Greek

[Jimbuna]

then back again to Egyptian

[Reece]

. Aktungbby spews more verbal diarrhea

[Aktungbby]

than average cud-regurgitating burping bovines:shucks:

[Reece]

I rests my case Jim!! :doh:

[Aktungbby]

...on plopped bovine scatological deposits

[Flaxpants]

Aktungbby is hitting the bottle

[blackswan40]

Your pussers rums gone Jim

[Aktungbby]

pussers rumsThat's " pusser's rum's"...apostropheless bugger!:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

not true, he's still breathing

[Reece]

Jim kicked Aktungbby's fat ass!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Aktungbby]

a Geordi Newyear's celebratory kickoff:Kaleun_Cheers::Kaleun_Party::()1:

[Reece]

the response totally shocked Jim!! :o:o

[Aktungbby]

his kicking foot became hammer-toed

[Reece]

he went to hospital and

[blackswan40]

Snogged matron under mistletoe Jim :yep:

[Reece]

grinned and done it again!! :D

[Jimbuna]

just for the holiday period

[Aktungbby]

just for the holiday period A simple . would've sufficed!:shucks::O::know:

[Jimbuna]

for those of lesser education

[Aktungbby]

or those taking 'gentleman's C's":arrgh!:

[Reece]

After new years celebrations Swanny

[blackswan40]

Went kombucha tea total Jim

[Reece]

tried eating the mushroom but

[Jimbuna]

simply couldn't stomach the stench

[Aktungbby]

of browsing darted hart's farts

[Jimbuna]

of the very deadliest type

[Reece]

they hit right between the

[Jimbuna]

nostrils of the nosy neighbour

[Reece]

neighbour Swanny lost his temper

[Jimbuna]

couldn't find it for days

[Aktungbby]

...his pseudodistemper temporarily causing overtemperature

[Jimbuna]

when suddenly the circuit exploded

[Aktungbby]

as circuits tend to do

[Reece]

that blew up under Aktungbby!! :o

[Jimbuna]

Fire Dept. refused to attend

[Aktungbby]

as their ladder didn't reach

[Jimbuna]

the bottom of his chin

[Aktungbby]

but propped up his jowels

[Reece]

but the ladder broke exposing

[Jimbuna]

a bucket of broken eggs

[Aktungbby]

which made a fabulous omlet

[Jimbuna]

fit only for a king

[Reece]

Aktungbby gobbled them all down :oops::doh::yep:

[Jimbuna]

before choking on his tongue

[Aktungbby]

which he bit, chewin' tobaccy:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

wasn't a very pleasant pastime

[Aktungbby]

...except for brass saloon spittoons??!:arrgh!:

[Reece]

that Aktungbby always missed, Jim

[Jimbuna]

is king of the hill

[Reece]

in his dreams, in reality

[Jimbuna]

he ruled the entire world

[Aktungbby]

particularly on saloon dart boards:D

[Jimbuna]

treble top being the ultimate

[Aktungbby]

....and treble bottom the nadir ?:doh::timeout::03:

[Reece]

Houthi rebels attacked Aktungbby's boat :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

forcing him to swiftly scuttle

[Reece]

Jim came to his rescue

[Jimbuna]

in a little rubber dinghy

[Reece]

only Jim could fit so

[Aktungbby]

poor Actung walked on water

[Reece]

but got scared and sunk :O:

[Jimbuna]

like a bag of hammers

[Aktungbby]

then surfaced and commenced dogpaddling

[Reece]

until the dog catchers arrived :O:

[Aktungbby]

with nets; driving him 'inseine'.:arrgh!:https://i.pinimg.com/736x/1e/b4/f5/1eb4f52f0c8102e7965347b3cbfee792.jpg

[Reece]

whilst escaping the dog-pound he

[Aktungbby]

swam furiously, 'bone-in-teeth" style :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

nothing different in that then

[Aktungbby]

Always https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/bulk-carrier-underway-bainbridge-island-background-slow-speed-minimal-bow-wake-qm-v-quest-trade-inbound-puget-sound-104721100.jpg?w=768 my favorite down-the-throat shot!:arrgh!::Kaleun_Periskop::Kaleun_Los:

[Reece]

now a shark attacked him!! :doh:

[Aktungbby]

GreatWhites always extend professional courtesy!:hmph:

[Reece]

before swallowing you down - belch! :k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

...then belching: unfit for consumption:Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

so Aktungbby was spewed up!! :dead::roll:

[Aktungbby]

....a man of many parts!!??:yeah::oops::O:

[Reece]

He swam for it, Jim

[Jimbuna]

loaded his supersonic harpoon cannon

[Reece]

and fired hitting Aktungbby's butt!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

shattering into thousands of pieces

[Aktungbby]

and fired hitting Aktungbby's butt!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

shattering into thousands of pieces... otherwise referred to as assettes:shucks::O:

:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

but nothing of any value

[Reece]

nothing left butt a hole!! :D

[Aktungbby]

that's putting it very susphictly!? :o:O:

[Reece]

Reece and Jim said "OWCH" :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

let's go for a beer

[Reece]

Aktungbby started to cry so

[Jimbuna]

the beer tasted much better

[Aktungbby]

"tears of son" with hops??!!:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

and a tot of rum

[Aktungbby]

...certainly leaving you besottedly tottering:03:

[Jimbuna]

the edge of a hangover

[Reece]

the edge of a hangover

saying "one for the road" :D

[Jimbuna]

and two for the hangover

[Aktungbby]

and three for 'designated driver'??!:oops::Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

none for the serving wench

[Aktungbby]

with wrench; tightening your nuts!:haha:

[Reece]

Reece drove the wench home! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

again, home again, jiggety jig.

[Jimbuna]

in his replica Flintstones car

[Reece]

then the windscreen fogged up :D

[Jimbuna]

and the wheels fell off

[Aktungbby]

as Wilma suggested the backseat:arrgh!::Kaleun_Salivating::Kaleun_Party:

[Jimbuna]

was better than the front

[Aktungbby]

no shiftstick to impede progress

[Reece]

the car rocked violently - whew!! :oops::D

[Aktungbby]

parking brake released; big whew!

[Reece]

bumpity bump up and down!! :salute: :oops::oops:

[Aktungbby]

jus like 'garden of Edsel'

[Reece]

Greatly relieved I fell asleep :smug::yawn:

[Jimbuna]

alongside the cabbage patch doll

[Aktungbby]

Feece's forte: cabbge-patch doll cuddling:O::yeah:

[Jimbuna]

was his most favourite pastime

[Reece]

Meanwhile Jim was so excited

[Jimbuna]

he poured himself another rum

[Reece]

but Aktungbby knocked it over!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

then replaced it double

[Aktungbby]

...quick with Nelson's Blood Pussers:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

not forgetting the peppermint cordial

[Reece]

Jim guzzled the combo down http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Aktungbby]

knowin' t'was only day's "pusser":Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

he would be regularly consuming

[Reece]

drunken Jim thrown in jail :o

[Aktungbby]

cannily, with passkey in arse:yeah:

[Reece]

Aktungbby thrown in for swearing!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

and pinching all the soap

[Aktungbby]

for jailhouse 'soap-drop' shower games!:yeah::Kaleun_Salivating::Kaleun_Party: