The Five Word Story Game

[Aktungbby]

GLAD OF BLOATATION FOR FLOTATION https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CD0MVKIXbg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CD0MVKIXbg)

[Reece]

now he was stranded, suddenly

[Jimbuna]

there was the muffled sound

[Aktungbby]

as the black-bean reverse thruster

[Jimbuna]

fell down a rabbit hole

[Reece]

Jim lost his temper and

[Aktungbby]

discovered Alice wasn't there anymore

[Reece]

he spotted a ship and

[Jimbuna]

a blue eyed talking frog

[Reece]

letting the ship pass by :oops:

[Jimbuna]

the passage of no return

[Reece]

now it was dark, Jim

[Jimbuna]

turned into a vampire bat

[Reece]

biting Aktungbby on the neck :o

[Jimbuna]

then Reece on his backside

[Aktungbby]

....the two being closely proximate!:o:O: :o

[Reece]

Reece let one rip "FFFFT"

[Mr Quatro]

everyone wearing new Covid-19 mask :yep:

[Jimbuna]

learned instantly they were useless

[Aktungbby]

but worked with Covid-20 virus!:doh:

[Mr Quatro]

Reece, "I don't know anything" :yep:

[Reece]

"other than it STINKS bad!!"

[Jimbuna]

so there's nothing new there

[Reece]

Aktungbby got a big whiff :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

making him cough and splutter

[Reece]

he coughed so hard he

[Jimbuna]

woke up the dead rabbit

[Reece]

A brainstorm hit Aktungbby, he

[Jimbuna]

hadn't the sense to run

[Reece]

for president so he decided

[Jimbuna]

he'd settle for First Lady

[Aktungbby]

WHICH WOULD REQUIRE MINOR SURGERY

[Jimbuna]

to the very smallest digit

[Reece]

Aktungbby curtsied and waved saying. . .

[Aktungbby]

Atlast! My innermost glamorpuss unleashed!

[Reece]

Jim swooned with delight and

[Jimbuna]

set alight Reece fishnet tights

[Reece]

pew Aktungbby said, they stink!! :oops:

[Aktungbby]

WE'RE TALKIN' GAMEY GAMS HERE?

[Jimbuna]

the ones worn by the

[Reece]

who knows what!!
Next day

[Jimbuna]

was pretty much the same

[Reece]

Jim gave Aktungbby an infraction :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

suspended for ninety three days

[Reece]

Reece laughed but then Jim

[Jimbuna]

put Reece in the brig

[Aktungbby]

so Aktung wouldn't be lonely

[Mr Quatro]

Reece has blow up doll :D

[Reece]

but Aktungbby stole it, meanwhile

[Aktungbby]

paying lip service to Reece's principles:o :oops::O:

[Reece]

Aktungbby caressed his doll passionately :yep:

[Aktungbby]

hello Dolly! look who's here!:Kaleun_Applaud:

[Mr Quatro]

Aktung saw Reece touch face :yep:

[Aktungbby]

whilst turning a blind eye

[Reece]

Mr Quatro wanted the doll so

[Mr Quatro]

he poked with ice pick :yep:

[Reece]

then, saddened, kissed it better! :oops:

[Mr Quatro]

Tom Hanks looking for kiss :yep:

[Reece]

Aktungbby said "I'm in that!" :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

if only for the laughs

[Mr Quatro]

with laughing gas that last :yep:

[Jimbuna]

was consumed by the joker

[Aktungbby]

Aktung, in his 'birthday' suit:Kaleun_Sick::Kaleun_Goofy::Kaleun_Party:

[Mr Quatro]

with loin cloth I hope :oops:

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OP.IW55lY73glqYxg474C474?w=180&h=150&rs=1&o=5&dpr=2&pid=21.1

[Aktungbby]

/\WARNING: Avoid little blue pills!

[Mr Quatro]

especially on jury duty, uh? :haha:

[Aktungbby]

always an upright citizen's duty

[Reece]

Aktungbby accidentally swallowed 2 pills :o:D

[Jimbuna]

then grew a third leg

[Reece]

but he tripped over it :oops:

[Jimbuna]

and broke his second nose

[Reece]

a crab had latched onto

[Aktungbby]

a pillar of the community:doh:

[Reece]

(that's Jim) He cried until

[Aktungbby]

first responders applied judicious salves

[Reece]

to his third leg, Aktungbby

[Aktungbby]

helped, holding the fourth leg

[Reece]

that was growing from his

[Jimbuna]

banana tree in the garden

[Reece]

"Jim the peg" hobbled around

[Jimbuna]

to his next door neighbour

[Aktungbby]

FOR A CUP OF PUSSER'S

[Reece]

didn't have any so a

[Jimbuna]

quick trip to the supermarket

[Reece]

unfortunately no toilet rolls there!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

but plenty of empty shelves

[Reece]

so Jim lost his temper :o

[Jimbuna]

and burned the place down

[Reece]

everyone clapped except the police

[Jimbuna]

dog whose kennel was inside

[Aktungbby]

was jimbuna's favorite four-legged bitch:O:

[Reece]

someone had to pay so

[Mr Quatro]

Reece farted a convid-19 fog :oops:

[Reece]

Aktungbby gasped and staggered until

[Jimbuna]

he fell to the ground

[Aktungbby]

AND LO, THE EARTH SHOOK

[Reece]

a building collapsed, women screamed

[Jimbuna]

and the dam was breached

[Aktungbby]

the mighty Mississippi flowed backwards

[Reece]

Jim: "We're all gonna die!!" :o:wah:

[Mr Quatro]

Paddle faster going up creek :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

Indeed! Minnihaha creek near Mpls!

[Reece]

what the hell is Mpls??? :nope:

[Mr Quatro]

Poor guy couldn't spell Minneapolis :haha:

[Aktungbby]

indeed! Mpls or 'Twin Cities'

[Reece]

Aktungbby's boat was now wrecked

[Aktungbby]

AT INFAMOUS DEAD-DROP MINNEHAHA FALLS https://www.nps.gov/miss/planyourvisit/images/20160909-8388.jpg?maxwidth=650&autorotate=falsehttps://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=10892

[Reece]

Aktungbby had a good idea

[Jimbuna]

but simply couldn't remember it

[Aktungbby]

as his Aricept was counterfeit:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

more suited to ailing monkeys

[Aktungbby]

who's primate status was suspect

[Mr Quatro]

that's when Aktungbby's zipper failed :oops:

[Aktungbby]

DUE TO COUNTERFEIT VIAGRA TABLETS:O:

[Mr Quatro]

Aktungbby's pacemaker couldn't keep up :oops:

[Aktungbby]

the tesla charger was handy

[Reece]

but it was too flat!! :oops::wah:

[Jimbuna]

to provide that extra spark

[Aktungbby]

ZAPPA-DAPPA! WHO LUVS YA BBY

[Jimbuna]

said the mouse next door

[Reece]

One day Aktungbby rode his

[Fubar2Niner]

Tyrannosaurus Rex into his bathroom

[Jimbuna]

where his wife was showering

[Fubar2Niner]

the stegosaurus and his bananas

[Jimbuna]

were a sight to behold

[Aktungbby]

"keep your social distance jerko!"

[Mr Quatro]

"jerko!" Will earn Aktung brig :yep:

[Aktungbby]

home lockdown is the brig!:arrgh!:

[Mr Quatro]

Cough and sneeze earns lockdown :yep:

[Reece]

what about farting and belching? :hmmm:

[Mr Quatro]

Wife would order you outside :o

[Reece]

you're right, I tried it!! :oops:

[Aktungbby]

there's no try! only "do-do":O: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ac/d7/85/acd7851ee9258a7ee74323585e1d3128.jpg

[Reece]

but I don't like do-do!! :oops::doh:

[Aktungbby]

especially during a TP shortage:O:

[Reece]

This subject stinks!! :oops:
One day . . .

[Jimbuna]

you may learn something worthwhile

[Mr Quatro]

from old Chinese "Deny it" :yep:

[Jimbuna]

"Because it certainly wasn't chicken"

[Reece]

Mmmm, roast chicken!! Tuck in!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and pray it isn't poisoned

[Reece]

Aktungbby decided to lay a

[Mr Quatro]

girl that wasn't his wife :o

[Reece]

His wife joined in and

[Aktungbby]

suddenly hard triage lessons ensued:doh:

[Reece]

suddenly hard triage lessons ensued:doh:

but in the end (:doh::03:) all

[Aktungbby]

force majeure:yeah: was wihout peer:wah:

[Reece]

Can't understand that gibberish so ignoring it!!

Later Jim decided to try

[Aktungbby]

teaching poor Reece remedial French

[Reece]

Sorry Reece is not interested. :O:

[Aktungbby]

:/\\chopcause he'd rather eat cake:rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

with the peasants in prison

[Fubar2Niner]

who were peasant pluckers, not

[Jimbuna]

like those who plucked pheasants

[Fubar2Niner]

. Nude pheasants rise up against

[Jimbuna]

all those who'd pluck them

[Aktungbby]

incl. plucky phlippant pheasant phuckers:O:

[Fubar2Niner]

flippant! exclaimed the pheasant pluckers..........

[Jimbuna]

daughter in a startled tone

[Fubar2Niner]

at that moment, in darted

[Reece]

at that moment, in darted

Jim completely naked, high on

[Jimbuna]

a large bottle of rum

[Reece]

he'd swiped from Aktungbby, they

[Jimbuna]

now ruled the black market

[Fubar2Niner]

a tad racial I think ;)

[Reece]

white folks demanded their share

[Aktungbby]

by right of Pukka Sahib

[Reece]

whom only Aktungbby knows :yep: Meanwhile

[Jimbuna]

in the land time forgot

[Reece]

Fubar2Niner was fighting off ferocious

[Jimbuna]

alcoholics raiding his beer stash

[Reece]

but he lost the fight and

[Jimbuna]

made do with puddle water

[Aktungbby]

through his old hookah waterpipe http://www.hooka-hookah.com/packages/mya-starter-pack.jpg (http://www.hooka-hookah.com/info/packages/mya-starter-package.html)

[Fubar2Niner]

connected to his whisky still

[Aktungbby]

indeed!
laying beside still waters:O:

[Jimbuna]

can be a dangerous pastime

[Aktungbby]

in times of global warming:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

and an ever shrinking pound

[Aktungbby]

I could shrink some pounds:yeah:

[Mr Quatro]

good advice hide the scales :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and keep taking the medication

[Eichhörnchen]

and guard your nuts closely.

[Jimbuna]

The early bird catches the

[Aktungbby]

worm, always as it turns

[Jimbuna]

and wriggles on the surface

[Reece]

until Jim shot it down :o

[Jimbuna]

with his hypersonic spud gun

[Reece]

Aktungbby's pet worm Wilbur died!! :wah:

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/lvgQ58Luw7t2UPhXoMbARQhRCNNOqTiYC7rJKP85kDNRIXiGtp RDMuDo-z742_T4=s1200

[Jimbuna]

from a previously incurable disease

[Mr Quatro]

'dysfunctional' the word for today :D

[Jimbuna]

but what word for tomorrow

[Mr Quatro]

'repent' using paper towels for :yep:

[Aktungbby]

sanitation; dipped in
190-proof Everclear:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Mr Quatro]

that really sounds horrible Aktungbby :o

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.VFxd2bHH0MuZiudQ8Oo7KgHaEQ?w=299&h=172&c=7&o=5&dpr=1.5&pid=1.7

[Jimbuna]

for those with sensitive skin

[Fubar2Niner]

those are not really your

[Reece]

only options, try course sandpaper :oops:

[Aktungbby]

you needn't be so coarse :D:know::yep:

[Reece]

but it gets faster results :yep:

[Aktungbby]

coursing speedily is often coarse

[Mr Quatro]

Aktungbby is up past bedtime :yep:

[Aktungbby]

thus avoiding any unseemly coarsness:O:

[Reece]

but of course you are :yep:

[Fubar2Niner]

said the snail to the

[Jimbuna]

blind man riding the tortoise

[Cyborg322]

he had shelled out for

[Jimbuna]

a five legged race horse

[Aktungbby]

on a 5 furlong track

[Mr Quatro]

with riders thrown in mud :yep:

[Aktungbby]

and other atrocious equine detritus

[Jimbuna]

left over from last season

[Aktungbby]

making the greensward even greener

[Reece]

then Aktungbby's horse slipped and

[Aktungbby]

suddenly felt a nagging pull

[Reece]

Aktungbby bit the dust and

[Aktungbby]

put finis to further horseplay

[Reece]

but then it reared up

[Jimbuna]

and let out a great

[Reece]

fart that blew Aktungbby away!! :o

[Jimbuna]

but not to be outdone

[Reece]

Aktungbby tried messing his pants!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

with a tin of paint

[Aktungbby]

labeled Jaundice 666: Yellow peril

[Fubar2Niner]

and there was much celebrating

[Jimbuna]

in the land of nod

[Fubar2Niner]

. Noddy and Bigears were celebrating

[Reece]

absolutely nothing at all since

[Aktungbby]

all existence is ethereal flimflam

[Mr Quatro]

ethereal: celestial · heavenly · spiritual · unearthly :yep:

[Reece]

this void existed only for

[Aktungbby]

a fortnight; pending viagra overdoses

[Reece]

this was a stiff problem :yep:

[Jimbuna]

way too hard to fix

[Aktungbby]

appearing in Mapuc's 'funny movie'

[Jimbuna]

was a good looking blonde

[Aktungbby]

who'd Trump'd evil, named Stormy

[Jimbuna]

Daniels the one they all

[Reece]

fought after until Jim decided

[Jimbuna]

now was the time to

[Reece]

introduce himself to her, she

[Jimbuna]

had bitter memories of Reece

[Aktungbby]

nicknamed 'Downunder' for good reason

[Jimbuna]

because there was nothing 'Downunder'

[Aktungbby]

the ultimate in social distancing :har:

[Jimbuna]

was Reece in the outback

[Aktungbby]

with well-pouched marsupials for company:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

don't forget the drop bears

[Aktungbby]

Carmela's of his Bun-Bun-Ga:O:

[Reece]

^ ????

don't forget the drop bears
that Jim cuddled and kissed!