The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

too many sweets cause cavaties
except in line of duty

Jim's post now like Aktungbby's! :O:

[Texas Red]

He has been infected with

[Reece]

dull brain syndrome - posting addiction

[Aktungbby]

cavitation in line of booty:O:

[Reece]

dare I say more El Whacko ? :doh:

[Aktungbby]

the prūf bein' in püdding

[Reece]

with green mold and maggots :oops:

[blackswan40]

mold and maggots northern delicacy (for shrek look alikes :yep:)

[Reece]

I think that explains everything :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

apart from the simple fact

[Reece]

that Swanny loves maggot stew :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and spicy cow pat dumplings

[Reece]

"Dinner is served"!! Swanny gorged

[Jimbuna]

on the feast before him

[blackswan40]

but whats for afters Jim

[Jimbuna]

how about some spotted dick

[blackswan40]

with frogspawn custard swannys favorite

[Jimbuna]

meal down in his dungeon

[Reece]

soon his stomach rumbled and

[Texas Red]

Out came a submarine! Wow!

[nikimcbee]

Is it gluten free spotted

[Texas Red]

Yes ma'am it is! Sheesh!

[Reece]

a little on the nose!! :oops:

[nikimcbee]

will really turn Jim on:o

[Reece]

yes he loves stinky stuff!! :yep:

[blackswan40]

Jims a member sewagepipe explorers (Tyne and Wear Northeast Group):yep:

[Reece]

he lit up a cigarette

[Jimbuna]

with a paraffin bunsen burner

[Reece]

in the main sewagepipe - KABOOM!! :o:oops::dead:

[blackswan40]

swannys eyebrows wont need waxing

[Reece]

but some hefty makeup needed :yep:

https://marvelousmoviescom.files.wordpress.com/2019/10/nicolas-cage-ghost-rider-transformation.jpg

[blackswan40]

swanny started a drag act

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxCorwfnlK0

[Reece]

How about a juicy kiss!! :yep:

[blackswan40]

on all four cheeks and

[Reece]

then I'll definitely throw up :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

on the cat next door

[Aktungbby]

on all four cheeks and Oh great; another 'cheeky sod'!:O:

[Jimbuna]

try following the previous post

[Aktungbby]

try following the previous postTRY? Yoda never played rugby!:arrgh!: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DV2uDEUX0AACe4L.jpg

[blackswan40]

Buna likes black white stripes :yep:

[Aktungbby]

indeed! a man of conviction!

[Texas Red]

To which prison shall he

[Reece]

go, women's or men's, decisions decisions

[Jimbuna]

just one 'decision' for five

[Aktungbby]

including longterm incarceration for...others

[Jimbuna]

who don't follow the rules

[blackswan40]

written by old men for

[Jimbuna]

those of a depraved disposition

[Reece]

you speaking to me Jim? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

a voice from the corner

[Reece]

said no, not you, Aktungbby!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

had soiled his nappy again

[Reece]

Aktungbby's wife was fuming mad!! :oops: :Kaleun_Sick:

[Aktungbby]

'cause Aktung's fumes R nauseatin'!:Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

Jim longed for a sniff :oops:

[Jimbuna]

preferably from his own wife

[Reece]

:har: Reece's wife laughed out loud!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

before locking the bathroom door

[Reece]

this is too much Jim!! :har::har:

[Jimbuna]

now who's wife said that? :o

[Reece]

now who's wife said that? :o
they both collaborated I think! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

probably closest to the truth

[Reece]

Meanwhile a bomb went off

[blackswan40]

UXB from the last war :yep:

[Jimbuna]

left in a Woolworths store

[blackswan40]

Reece was at the salerail

[Jimbuna]

looking for some transgender clothing

[Reece]

a nice codpiece was selected


https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5ec93f53a53f62f8dabe5437/2:1/w_2559,h_1279,c_limit/Piepenbring-Codpiece01.jpg
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/ae9f4c6c147dd7f1350d5bab26f30c013afc068d/0_0_2258_3903/master/2258.jpg?width=300&quality=45&auto=format&fit=max&dpr=2&
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[Aktungbby]

chaining in Aktung's wild Django:arrgh!: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=11930 Thankyou for posing:
Jeff Groves! :Kaleun_Salute::shucks:

[Jimbuna]

one with a pink ribbon

[Reece]

Aktungbby tied it too tight!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

tying up a loose end

[blackswan40]

seam split sights of paris revealed :yep:

[Reece]

women screamed, men fainted, Swanny

[Aktungbby]

admired the thing's pendulous swing :o

[Reece]

admired the thing's pendulous swing :o
grip it tight Jim said

[Jimbuna]

watching Aktung flaying about desperately

[Reece]

then his pants fell down :o

[Jimbuna]

leaving a sight to behold

[Reece]

Swanny laughed so hard that

[Aktungbby]

His Depends started leaking severely

[Jimbuna]

flooding the entire ground floor

[Reece]

poor Swanny cried for help :oops:

[blackswan40]

Aktung arrived in is dingy

[Aktungbby]

hauling Swanny onto poop deck:yep:

[Jimbuna]

for a thorough going over

[Aktungbby]

by Capt. Pissgum's perverted proctologist! :Kaleun_Salivating::Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

Swanny smiled, he enjoyed it! :oops::o

[Aktungbby]

"the down-low"... got even lower

[Reece]

What's that stink? Jim cried :hmmm:

[blackswan40]

swanny's wore the same socks

[Reece]

this is all too much :dead:

[Jimbuna]

for a drunken old sailor

[Reece]

he jumped off the bridge

[Jimbuna]

landing in the River Kwai

[blackswan40]

washed down stream MaeKlong Dam

[Jimbuna]

is actually found up stream

[blackswan40]

swannys sense of direction sucks :yep:

[Jimbuna]

like a zombie on steroids

[Aktungbby]

dog-paddlin' downstream whilst frog-kickin' upstream!:k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

is often a terrible struggle

[Aktungbby]

goin' up the down staircase

[Jimbuna]

wearing a pair of tights

[Aktungbby]

and Depends under frilly tu-tu

[Jimbuna]

and wee stained khaki pants

[Aktungbby]

and wee stained khaki pants for hiding in mustard fields

[Reece]

poor Swanny begged for mercy :wah:

[Aktungbby]

w/o faith of mustard seed:oops::wah:https://www.bing.com/th?id=OP.Fr3LZq5Pu3lTPA474C474&o=5&pid=21.1&w=128&h=128&qlt=100&dpr=1&bw=6&bc=FFFFFF

[Reece]

LOOK!! Jim donned a tutu!!

[Jimbuna]

as Reece began hallucinating again

[Aktungbby]

The nuryev of that man!!:Kaleun_Mad:

[Jimbuna]

was a sight to behold

[Reece]

seeing Jim in a tutu!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

"Twas simply too too muchhttps://image1.masterfile.com/getImage/NjQwLTAyNzczNzY5ZW4uMDAwMDAwMDA=AK05xa/640-02773769en_Masterfile.jpg

[Reece]

Aktungbby was turned on, Swanny

[blackswan40]

swanny's new tutu and blackwig

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11939

[Reece]

nice!! Jim will be jealous :yep:

[Jimbuna]

his rifle has no ammo

[Reece]

here, you can have mine!! :D

[blackswan40]

made tights outa bunas keepnet

[Jimbuna]

for the ugly bug ball

[Reece]

Jim won first prize!! :har:
Later

[Jimbuna]

handed it over to Reece

[Reece]

Reece awarded it to Aktungbby:

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2020-07/17/15/asset/24818819c864/sub-buzz-4006-1595000458-13.jpg
Thank you Reece & Jim for the award!

[Jimbuna]

his future was clearly bright

[Reece]

the side benefits were overwhelming!! :yep::D

[Aktungbby]

For hiittin' on BUN-BUN-GA's blonds:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

if ever the chance arose

[Aktungbby]

the chance aroseAROSE?!! THAT'S A FREUDIAN SLIP!!:O:

[Jimbuna]

yes, I guess it was

[Aktungbby]

proof you're old...not dead!:arrgh!:

[Texas Red]

proof you're old...not dead!:arrgh!:

For me, I just came

[Jimbuna]

when the vicar was sleeping

[Reece]

El Whacko is being crude again!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

terrible behaviour from a youngster

[Reece]

terrible behaviour from a youngster

too much time on hand :oops::yep:

[blackswan40]

they should bring back nationalservice

[Aktungbby]

slippin pizza under El Whackos' door!:O:

[Jimbuna]

is quite a tasteless task

[Reece]

yes, no topping!!
One day

[Aktungbby]

the crust was too thin

[Reece]

and the topping fell on

[Jimbuna]

the shell of the tortoise

[Reece]

Jim licked it off though :yep:

[Jimbuna]

using Reece's spare plastic dentures

[Aktungbby]

he used on the downlowhttps://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2020-07/17/15/asset/24818819c864/sub-buzz-4006-1595000458-13.jpg:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

when the crowd weren't looking

[Aktungbby]

Living up to billing: Ol' Choppers

[Jimbuna]

leathers continually keep getting tighter

[Reece]

mmm, leather tights Aktungbby said!! :o:doh::oops:

[Texas Red]

How about leopard skin tights?

[Reece]

Aktungbby was getting aroused, suddenly

[Jimbuna]

the leopard hunter popped up

[Aktungbby]

poor Aktung began seein' spots

[Jimbuna]

on the back of his

[Reece]

mate Jim's backside, Aktungbby sniffed

[Jimbuna]

the beautiful smelling totem pole

[Reece]

and passed out!! Meanwhile El Whacko

[Jimbuna]

visited the local lunatic asylum

[Reece]

where Aktungbby was head shrink!! :o:yep:

[Jimbuna]

till he disappeared from sight

[Reece]

Totally consumed in his work

[Aktungbby]

exploring Aktungian Freudian Slip panaceas

[Reece]

The stink was overwhelming though

[Jimbuna]

the sewer smelt much nicer

[Reece]

the sewer smelt much nicer

is Aktungbby swimming in it? :o:oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

I believe he's drinking it

[Aktungbby]

with great porpoise; dolphin extended:03:

[Jimbuna]

its fins and swam away

[Reece]

in disgust, Jim laughed profusely! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

at the crab playing catchup

[Reece]

then "CLACK!!", Aktungbby screamed and

[Jimbuna]

ran back into his cave

[Reece]

with crab swinging between legs!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Meanwhile, down on the ranch

[blackswan40]

swanny tried milking the bull

[Jimbuna]

with a pair of tweezers

[Texas Red]

And rubber bands but it

[Jimbuna]

wasn't having any of it

[Texas Red]

And it snapped like thunder

[Jimbuna]

and lightning in hells dungeon

[Reece]

the bull attacked Swanny breaking

[blackswan40]

the milkingstool impaling swannys bumcheeks :o:wah::o

[Reece]

Jim kissed it better though! :up:

[blackswan40]

Buna contracted butt/mouth disease :yep:

[Reece]

his mouth festered into a

[Jimbuna]

jar of strawberry ice cream

[Reece]

Swanny tucked in saying "mmm,

[Texas Red]

"it's nice in here!" and

[Jimbuna]

ate to his hearts content

[Reece]

then his tummy rumbled and :o

[Texas Red]

Out came a tree! This

[Jimbuna]

it was actually Reece' double

[Reece]

that's right, strength and might!! :Kaleun_Salivating:

[Texas Red]

And many many arms! Look

[Jimbuna]

how big his mouth is

[Reece]

swinging in the breeze, GORMLESS!! :doh::oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

was the perfect descriptive term

[Reece]

I started dribbling so Jim

[blackswan40]

asked swanny for spare bib

[Aktungbby]

...used Depends with duck tape

[blackswan40]

that chafed Reece's roseyred cheeks

[Jimbuna]

looking like a circus clown

[Reece]

but that's my normal look!!

[Aktungbby]

Jimbo's talkin' 'bout yer face :D

[Reece]

Yes!! :yep:
One day El Whacko took

[Texas Red]

his dog and ran away

[Reece]

leaving his cat home crying! :wah:

[Texas Red]

I grabbed the cat too

[Reece]

taking a nice sea cruise :yep:

[blackswan40]

in kayak with broken paddle

[Reece]

then a U-boat surfaced and

[Jimbuna]

set course at ramming speed

[Texas Red]

But the U-boat hit a

[Jimbuna]

whale and sank in seconds

[Aktungbby]

amid oil and blubber slicks

[Texas Red]

A wolf swam out and

[Aktungbby]

dogpaddled for oily cetacious tidbits:Kaleun_Salivating:....:Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

floating salaciously toward the shore

[Aktungbby]

Where bottom dwellers feasted liberally

[Reece]

the U-boat captains ghost attacked

[blackswan40]

Buna woke up in coldsweat

[Reece]

and cried for his mommy

[Jimbuna]

shark to eat them up

[Reece]

.
One beautiful sunny day Swanny

[Jimbuna]

admitted his weird habit was

[blackswan40]

wearing same socks three months (swanny the Original Mr Cheesy Feet) :yep:

[Reece]

this didn't attract the girls!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

but certainly attracted the flies

[blackswan40]

female skunks cheese loving Mice

[Jimbuna]

and all manner of insects

[Reece]

suddenly Swanny's feet dropped off!! :o

[blackswan40]

buna stuck them back on

[Jimbuna]

using the latest adhesive technology

[blackswan40]

Buna's new name for swanny (quater to three feet) :yep:

[Reece]

glueing the feet on crookedly,

[Jimbuna]

meant he never walked again

[Aktungbby]

but acquired a Tesla wheelchair

[Jimbuna]

from the local pawn shop

[Reece]

something just didn't look right!! :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

and didn't look left either:O:

[blackswan40]

whoops there goes Buna's coldframes


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11952

[Reece]

Jim lost his temper and

[Jimbuna]

couldn't find the bugga again

[Reece]

so he just grabbed Swanny

[Jimbuna]

flushing him down the toilet

[Reece]

The End!!! :D

Aktungbby took a

[Aktungbby]

swan dive off the GoldenGate

[Reece]

unfortunately over the land end!! :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

much to the onlookers approval