The Five Word Story Game

[Aktungbby]

which registered on Jimbuna"s seismograph

[Reece]

knocking out half the population!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

of the local lunatic asylum

[Reece]

where Aktungbby and others resided. :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

In constant rebellion to authorities :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and those who would listen

[Reece]

like Mr Quatro faced Jim's wrath

[Jimbuna]

in a uniquely sublime way

[Reece]

such as a good spanking :yep:

[Jimbuna]

with a warm wet lettuce

[Mr Quatro]

Leave horseradish off next time :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and add plenty hot mustard

[Reece]

with anchovies and sauerkraut, mmmm!! :oops:

[Aktungbby]

served with $2buck Chuck chardonnay

[Reece]

then invite your girlfriend if

[Mr Quatro]

She wants a subsim buffet :yep:

[Reece]

Aktungbby ate like a pig

[Jimbuna]

at a Jewish birthday party

[Reece]

belching and farting almost continuously!! :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

before taking the blue pill

[Aktungbby]

at a Jewish birthday party

before taking the blue pill

OI VEHING MEIN MACHER SHMOK:O:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/Oy_Vey_vc.jpg/1024px-Oy_Vey_vc.jpg

[Jimbuna]

was heard in a hushed

[Aktungbby]

somber gasp of priapismic consternation:doh:

[Mr Quatro]

without toilet paper in sight :o

[Aktungbby]

as they were struck blind

[mapuc]

(as they were struck blind)
then wandering helpless around in

[STEED]

A puddle of gold fish.

[Jimbuna]

Never one to be outdone

[STEED]

Reece called for a referendum...

[Jimbuna]

on culling the drop bears

[Reece]

but his internet went down!! :oops:

[Mr Quatro]

Due to too much pornography :yep:

[Jimbuna]

of a kangaroos sex life

[Reece]

that Jim had been posting!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

BEING A LITTLE POUCHY HIMSELF:O:

[Jimbuna]

thought time for a beer

[Mr Quatro]

I haven't had breakfast yet :o

[Aktungbby]

a mid morning 'bracer' then!

[Reece]

a glass of plonk here! :up:

[Mr Quatro]

What goes with ice cream?

[Jimbuna]

a bowl of fruit salad

[Reece]

a nice warm meaty sausage. :yep:

[Jimbuna]

you living your fantasies again

[Reece]

don't touch my sausage Jim!! :o

[Mr Quatro]

Poor hot gravy over it :o

[Jimbuna]

then let the dog feast

[Mr Quatro]

Slice it up real good :yep:

[Jimbuna]

then prod with a fork

[Mr Quatro]

On no! Not the fork :up:

[Aktungbby]

ESPECIALLY NOT A TUNING FORK

[STEED]

Use Norman Bates big knife...:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Jimbuna]

even better, use the pitchfork

[Mr Quatro]

Causing Reece's sausage great pain :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and anguish for a tiddler

[Reece]

the huge sausage slithered along :o

[Jimbuna]

a large slice of bread

[Mr Quatro]

Never eat sandwich that moves :o

[Aktungbby]

WE BILGERATS EAT EM LIVE!:D http://i.imgur.com/O8yKj55.jpg (http://www.postcrescent.com/article/20100126/APC0101/100126058/1979/Woman-found-guilty-of-planting-rat-in-meal)

[Jimbuna]

in the local lunatic asylum

[Mr Quatro]

Cheaper by the dozen subsimmers :yep:

[Aktungbby]

who cannot count to twelve:D

[Mr Quatro]

Get the KoolAid ready Jim :ping:

[Aktungbby]

WITH THAT CUREALL JONESTOWN MIXOLOGY:oops::Kaleun_Sick::dead:

[Mr Quatro]

Cuckoo Reece drinking it all :yep:

[Reece]

sharing with Mr Quatro with a

[Mr Quatro]

toast, but the koolaid spilled :yep:

[Jimbuna]

down the bib of Reece

[Reece]

and Jim lapped it up!! :up:

[Jimbuna]

passing it over to Reece

[Reece]

who said no thanks, it's

[Jimbuna]

gonna stain my bib again

[Mr Quatro]

Reece said tie Jim up :yep:

[mapuc]

to downing street 10 where

[Aktungbby]

the two-buck chuck is free

[Reece]

Boris gave Jim a hug

[Mr Quatro]

Boris couldn't resist kissing Jim :o

[Reece]

Jim smiled returning a kiss :oops:

[Mr Quatro]

Was it a French kiss? :oops:

[Jimbuna]

it was a Geordie kiss (you can Google that)

[STEED]

Boris said deck me again...! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

before STEED undresses me again

[STEED]

Too late, jim took photographs.

[Jimbuna]

of the latest sports car

[Reece]

with STEED driving, Boris said

[Mr Quatro]

"Did you kiss Jim too" :yep:

[Jimbuna]

or run away as normal

[Mr Quatro]

That's not what Steed said :o

[Jimbuna]

to the only person listening

[mapuc]

which was mapuc who couldn't

[Jimbuna]

understand a word of gibberish

[Reece]

that Jim was muttering. Mr Quatro

[Mr Quatro]

was tired of waterboarding Steed :yep:

[Reece]

so he picked on Jim

[Mr Quatro]

No way due to he's

[Reece]

a crooked cop who is

[Jimbuna]

about to lock you up

[Mr Quatro]

You know bothering Jim's wrong :yep:

[Reece]

but that doesn't bother Mr Quatro!! :O:

[STEED]

Who was Mr X the.....

[Mr Quatro]

strong man from South Wales ::arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

who often 'worried' the sheep

[Mr Quatro]

Nothing like a roasted lamb :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and a few roasted tatties

[Aktungbby]

WITH A TWO-BUCK CHUCK CHARDONNAY:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

on a very special offer

[Reece]

or a bottle of plonk :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

Which mapuc traded to Greenland :yep:

[Reece]

Suddenly the ground opened up!! :o

[Jimbuna]

and up popped a genie

[STEED]

Saying..Buy my classic car

[Reece]

a Tesla Roadster, bargain price!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

free to a good home

[Mr Quatro]

with handicap children can't drive

[Jimbuna]

unless supervised by an adult

[Reece]

One sunny day, STEED decided

[Mr Quatro]

to give up being Elvis :yep:

[Reece]

and start being Boris Johnson

[Mr Quatro]

Better known as BJ junior :o

[Jimbuna]

Downing Streets new household cat

[Reece]

STEED wasn't impressed so he

[Jimbuna]

sneaked out the back door

[STEED]

Down the pub with jim...:)

[Jimbuna]

milk was on special offer

[Mr Quatro]

Everyone just stared at them :o

[Jimbuna]

in awe at athletic Jim

[mapuc]

who was the greatest Dart

[Aktungbby]

player on a given occasion:Kaleun_Salute:

[STEED]

Bojo kicked the door in.....:o

[Mr Quatro]

and all hell broke loose :yep:

[Aktungbby]

situation: normal for 'geffallen engels':O:

[STEED]

Bojo demanded Brexit and wine.

[Mr Quatro]

Toasting to never ending story :Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

of the most pathetic farce

[Reece]

bojo bent over, STEED saw

[Jimbuna]

deep into the black hole

[STEED]

Of Bojo's lies and lies.

[Jimbuna]

which is STEED'S latest obsession

[STEED]

Reece took over from STEED.

[Mr Quatro]

the illusion in his panties :yep:

[Jimbuna]

was hardly worth the effort

[mapuc]

seen by everyone so it

[Reece]

was identical to Jim's. :yep: Mr Quatro

[Mr Quatro]

is not available for comment :yep:

[Jimbuna]

at this moment in time

[Mr Quatro]

Mr Quatro's hour glass is empty :yep:

[Jimbuna]

of anything of any value

[STEED]

So he told everyone a..

[Mr Quatro]

fish story to cover up :yep:

[mapuc]

his evil plan to take

[s7rikeback]

control of subsim by using

[Mr Quatro]

Reece's/Steed's secret money stash :yep:

[Reece]

he almost succeeded but Jim

[STEED]

Came clean he was happy.

[Mr Quatro]

Jim reported plan to Boris

[Jimbuna]

who told his lover STEED

[Aktungbby]

"gentlemen" zonked in heatwaves cannot

[Jimbuna]

hold down their chilled beer

[Aktungbby]

without their porcelin pisspot onhand

[Jimbuna]

but often on their head

[Aktungbby]

protecting their overheated secondary brain

[STEED]

Jim sniffed his pants and

[Mr Quatro]

said OMG that smells horrible :o

[mapuc]

he got a business idea

[Reece]

I'll sell soiled pants!! mapuc

[Jimbuna]

will definitely buy them all

[Mr Quatro]

to resale on black market.

[Reece]

"Kinky Pants Sale" STEED rushed

[Jimbuna]

into the mens changing room

[STEED]

Beer for everyone its Tuesday.

[Jimbuna]

I thought it was Dinsdag

[STEED]

This confused Mr Quatro whom

[Mr Quatro]

is distant from men's room

[Jimbuna]

didn't understand the Dutch language

[STEED]

Wanted a nice cold beer

[Mr Quatro]

Is this about Reece's dike?

[Jimbuna]

Leave STEED out of this :haha:

[Mr Quatro]

Who's finger was in it?

[STEED]

This is not a porkpie

[Jimbuna]

more like a cow pat

[STEED]

On reece's farm this shocked

[Jimbuna]

little bo peep, tending sheep

[Reece]

slipped into the cow pie

[Mr Quatro]

You mean slipped on cowpie :o

[Reece]

no, slipped and fell in :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

it was a gigantic pie

[Mr Quatro]

Were talking cow poopie, right?

[Jimbuna]

well, on the other hand

[Mr Quatro]

I would eat one of these :yep:


https://www.cheesers.com/v/vspfiles/photos/COWPIEDRK-2.jpg

[Jimbuna]

some people are easily pleased

[Aktungbby]

it's all "dried buffalo chips"

[Jimbuna]

mixed with a gravy sauce

[STEED]

Washed down with cold beer.

[Reece]

I think I'm gonna puke!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Mr Quatro]

because that's what pussies do :yep:

[Reece]

So mr-quatro did, yucky poo!

[Mr Quatro]

No! Mr Quatro just kidding :D

[Reece]

Blame it on Jim. Today

[STEED]

I blame jim, reece said.

[Jimbuna]

When the going gets tough

[STEED]

Reece votes for bojo's brexit.

[Jimbuna]

if only he were British

[STEED]

Reece eats black pudding proving....

[Mr Quatro]

he was black beards brother :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

according to the holy scriptures

[STEED]

Of the book of reece

[Jimbuna]

and the dwarf aboriginals

[Reece]

that served him, suddenly lightning

[Jimbuna]

the three legged blind horse

[Aktungbby]

contributed some juicy 'road apples'

[STEED]

Reece sold them to wiggles..

[Reece]

the porno star aka Jim. :O:

[Mr Quatro]

Displaying in Jim's yoga pants :o

[Reece]

was something disgusting we'll ignore! :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

But we can never forget :yep::Kaleun_Salute:

[Aktungbby]

the porno star aka Jim. :O:

his flik: Blue Pill Shaggers:O:

[Reece]

this secret weapon was used

[Mr Quatro]

to embarrass Jim's yoga video

[Reece]

STEED felt sorry for him

[STEED]

Until Reece cracked a joke.

[Reece]

STEED laughed hard and farted :o:oops::wah:

[STEED]

And the world starting laughing.

[Jimbuna]

at the feeble old man

[STEED]

Mr Quatro who said right.....

[Jimbuna]

or left, not really sure

[STEED]

And steeped on the zebra...

[Reece]

now the frightened zebra farted

[Jimbuna]

hoping no youngsters read this

[Reece]

or they'll think we're pigs :oops:

[Jimbuna]

well you speak for yourself :03:

[Reece]

I'm actually speaking for you! :yep::up:

[Jimbuna]

you sound like my missus

[Mr Quatro]

Leave Jim's ole lady out :haha:

[STEED]

And shaggy he did nothing.

[mapuc]

It's my fault, every bit

[Aktungbby]

^WE DEIGN TO ARGUE THAT:O:

[Mr Quatro]

Let mapuc take the blame :yep:

[STEED]

The blame game tv show! :o

[Reece]

mapuc felt the heavy burden

[STEED]

On the new TV show

[Jimbuna]

for those with a licence

[STEED]

Not that old chest nut. :O: :har:

[Jimbuna]

Beauty is only skin deep

[Reece]

said Jim to his mirror :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

hanging on the cellar wall

[Reece]

he rubbed it and suddenly

[Jimbuna]

STEED popped out the lamp

[Mr Quatro]

to give Jim three wishes :yep:

[Jimbuna]

of a very personal nature

[mapuc]

STEED the genie exploded when

[STEED]

When jim posed in a.......:o