The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

Reece ran screaming, they followed

[Jimbuna]

him to his black lagoon

[blackswan40]

Where swanny washed his skivvies

[Reece]

stained with nasty skid marks!! :k_confused::Kaleun_Sick:

[blackswan40]

Back and front with crustygussets (:nope::timeout: :nope: with flakey bits)

[Reece]

the stench was overpowering, suddenly

[blackswan40]

Buna appeared with superfandango washtabs

[Reece]

Swanny and I jumped in :o:oops:

[Aktungbby]

and performed mutual amorous ablutions!!?:timeout::()1:

[Cyborg322]

the souls too dirty tho

[Aktungbby]

encased by a corpus delicti:D

[Reece]

mmmm, corpus delicti, how yummy!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

said the drunken inebriated mummy

[Reece]

some more plonk for mummy!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

was hardly an adequate suggestion

[Texas Red]

so he got some Holy

[Aktungbby]

cannoli, but left the corpse

[Reece]

to stink up the highway :k_confused:

[Texas Red]

The stench filled God's nose

[Jimbuna]

like a freshly skinned skunk

[Aktungbby]

his celestial sneeze killed dinosaurs

[Reece]

. . . that's how they became extinct!! :yep:

[nikimcbee]

Meanwhile, in Geordieland, the Natives

[Reece]

are restless and planning a

[nikimcbee]

trip Downunder to play cricket

[Reece]

trip Downunder to play cricket

yes but that's not cricket!! :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

more like a football game

[Reece]

Aktungbby grabbed a ball but

[Jimbuna]

didn't realise whose trousers were

[Reece]

being tugged on so he

[Jimbuna]

threw a right hissy fit

[Reece]

then his pants fell down :oops:

[Jimbuna]

resulting in him baring all

[Reece]

the ladies fainted, men simply

[Jimbuna]

hung their heads in shame

[Aktungbby]

hung their heads in shame

seeing what hunga-munga looks like:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Jimbuna]

makes it much more believable

[Aktungbby]

even thrown for a loop!

[Reece]

shame, twas an oversized codpiece!! :D

[Jimbuna]

more akin to a sprat

[Reece]

more akin to a sprat

:har::har:
Aktungbby was not amused, he

[Jimbuna]

enquired about getting an extension

[blackswan40]

Mrs Aktung pleased with results (somewhere to hang the tea towels now :yep:)

[Aktungbby]

Ever mindful of Henry VIII peccadillos http://www.factfiend.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/bigWang-300x173.png http://www.factfiend.com/henry-viii-2-1-2-pound-codpiece/#:~:text=Henry%20VIII%20had%20a%202%201%2F2%20poun d%20codpiece,in%20an%20attempt%20to%20sire%20a%20s uitable%20heir. :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

pleading with the holy father

[Aktungbby]

having an axe to grind

[Jimbuna]

is better than a feather

[blackswan40]

what ever tickles your fancy (but using the whole chicken thats perversion)

[Jimbuna]

is a rare occurrence indeed

[Aktungbby]

(but using the whole chicken thats perversion)not if it's a capon?!!:03:

[Reece]

The next day Jim tried

[blackswan40]

Coq au vin swanny enquired (room for another at your table Jim)

[Reece]

however Jim puked it up!! :oops:

[blackswan40]

on Aktungs plate he turned

[Jimbuna]

the tables on him again

[Reece]

Aktungbby sulked in his room :wah:

[Aktungbby]

in his celice, flagellating himself

[Reece]

for absolutely no reason, Swanny

[blackswan40]

swanny handed Aktung some savlon (but it was Deep Heat roll-on swanny picked up by mistake) :mad::Kaleun_Mad::mad:

[Reece]

poor Aktung screamed in agony :Kaleun_Salute:

[Jimbuna]

when he took it orally (the savlon)

[Reece]

he drank so much water

[blackswan40]

the taps run dry and

[Reece]

the dam was emptied, someone

[Jimbuna]

reported the idiot had returned

[blackswan40]

back to Buna's looney bin

[Jimbuna]

one place they wouldn't visit

[Reece]

Aktung found Putin there so

[blackswan40]

Aktung learned russian Putin crouche

[Reece]

what is crouche? Aktung language!! :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

nobody else can understand that

[Reece]

I reckon it's gobbledygook Jim :yep:

[Jimbuna]

even more complex than gibberish

[Reece]

not much hope for him!! :D

[Jimbuna]

or her for that matter

[Reece]

One of those funny boys!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

that everyone tries to avoid

[blackswan40]

because they are void dwellers (but swanny loves is void where everyone talks gibba jabba):yep:

[Jimbuna]

only coming out at night

[blackswan40]

when theres a full moon

[Aktungbby]

"like a big pizza-pie: amore"

[Reece]

He's back Jim and Swanny!! :oops:

[blackswan40]

Aktung the Grandmufti of enlightenment :yep:

[Aktungbby]

and Grays' agent on Earth

[Reece]

who was captured and imprisoned!! :yep:

[blackswan40]

because swanny needed a cellmate :D

[Reece]

Swanny and Aktung - yeh baby :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

sounds like an unlikely pairing

[blackswan40]

swanny grinned fancy a threesome

[Jimbuna]

down at the local zoo

[Aktungbby]

Skies alit; alien voices rumbled:https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=11802

[Jimbuna]

your mate should be along

[Cyborg322]

with a bunch of Hippies

[Jimbuna]

and a three legged pony

[Reece]

four if it's a male!! :oops::doh:

[blackswan40]

swanny pony mail stamp licker :eek::Kaleun_Sick::eek:

[Reece]

Jim just said "oh brother!" :doh::dead:

[Jimbuna]

what a way to go

[Reece]

local lunatic asylum is full. :k_confused:

[blackswan40]

Buna got the builders in :yep:

[Aktungbby]

to revamp the vampire inmates

[Reece]

then decided to exterminate them :Kaleun_Applaud:

[blackswan40]

With garlic and holy water

[Reece]

the garlic was overpowering, Jim

[Jimbuna]

decided to use onion instead

[blackswan40]

that brought swanny to tears

[Jimbuna]

not for the first time

[Reece]

Swanny cried out for mummy!! :wah:

[blackswan40]

Mummy busy was at Mecca (with a prayer mat no doing five books at Mecca Bingo) :yep:

[Aktungbby]

her epistemolpgical Allah became solopsistic:shucks::hmmm::yep:

[Reece]

there goes the verbal diarrhea!! :doh:

[blackswan40]

:timeout: When you use big words (my brain hurts :yep: )


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[Aktungbby]

borrowed from MacLaren car ad!:k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

over on eBay auction site

[Reece]

Jim kicked Aktungbby's ass and

[Aktungbby]

thankfully picked lash:yep:...not buggery! :roll::nope:

[Reece]

that was left for Swanny!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[blackswan40]

Bugger Me Just a saying (Akin to the American I'll be a suck egg mule) pay no attention the warped and twisted mind of Reece :D

[Reece]

but you've been coaching me!! :hmmm::yep:

[Jimbuna]

in the male public convenience

[Reece]

dirty Swanny!! Jim went green! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

seeing the envy in Reece

[Reece]

lusting for a sexy blonde. :yeah:

[Aktungbby]

or a reasonably dyed facsimile:03:

[Jimbuna]

of the dog next door

[Aktungbby]

indeed! Reece shagging shaggy blonds!!:timeout:

[blackswan40]

But only on a weekend (when thier blonde wigs are worn Monday to Friday they are bald middle aged pot bellied men that are pipe fitter welders Reece is one of em !!! ask Jim :yep:


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[Reece]

Isn't that your wife Swanny :hmmm:

[blackswan40]

Sure is shes a looker (even more so after 15 pints):()1::yeah:

[Reece]

does your wife read this? :oops: :k_confused:

[blackswan40]

She wrote the last entry (after 15 pints :D she's very chatty when hammered always facetubeing :yep:)

[Reece]

:har::har:
meanwhile Jim scratches his itchy :roll:

[Jimbuna]

nose whilst plotting a plan

[Reece]

designing a mechanical nose picker

[Jimbuna]

for those bereft of nails

[Aktungbby]

or any bolts and screws

[Jimbuna]

that includes the neck area

[Reece]

what a monstrous thought!! :k_confused:
One

[Jimbuna]

for one of the wisest

[Reece]

.
One beautiful sunny day Swanny

[Jimbuna]

fell in love with Reece

[Reece]

jealous Jim kissed Swanny passionately!! :oops::O:

[blackswan40]

Buna swallowed swannys denture :Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

that eventually passed slightly modified!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

the cons would love that

[blackswan40]

as much as Buna's blackeyedpeastew (that are two years out of date) :Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

mmmm, yummy!! :doh: Meanwhile Aktungbby dropped

[Aktungbby]

in on wild partying hippies

[Reece]

yes Jim was there swinging

[blackswan40]

Jims been connoisseur of Jazz (or do you mean swinging in the bibical sence :nope::timeout::nope: thats one step away from dogging :doh:

[Reece]

or maybe by a rope!! :dead:

[blackswan40]

what hanging around like Boris

[Reece]

- Karloff? Yes, waiting to attack

[blackswan40]

Buna's got boxedset on Dvd :yep::hulk::yep:

[Reece]

but burnt them in disgust!! :yep:

[blackswan40]

waste of a good coasterset :D

[Reece]

.
Meanwhile, on planet Mars, Aktungbby

[blackswan40]

collecting redsand for his fishtank :yep:

[Reece]

a nasty big martian approached :o

[blackswan40]

Marvin the Martian with raygun :o:doh::o




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[Reece]

Marvin the Martian with raygun :o:doh::o

Aktung terrified, soiled his pants :yep::D

[Jimbuna]

the second time that day

[Aktungbby]

'cause Aktung was a two-timer

[blackswan40]

Soon be Wednesday washing day :yeah: (until then turn your skivies back to front and when soiled back and front turn them inside out) :yep:

[Reece]

so he soiled these too!! :oops::doh:

[blackswan40]

So borrowed some silky ones (off your washing line Jim) :o

[Reece]

and soiled them as well!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

where's the soil come from

[Aktungbby]

eating Mapuc's delicious podiatric tacos:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

was a speciality of yours

[Aktungbby]

Holmes:"the game's a foot!":yep:

[Reece]

no! not a cheesy foot!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

don't forget the jam toes

[Reece]

Ahh! Swanny licked them - PUKE! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

sign of a limited taste

[Reece]

sign of a limited taste
Swanny spread it on toast :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

using his old rusty Kukri

[Reece]

but his hand slipped and

[blackswan40]

gave his manjigglies a sideparting :o:timeout: :o (one of swanny's gonads dropped off)

[Reece]

manjigglies what the!! please explain!! :hmmm:

[blackswan40]

two meat balls underneath porksword :D (in royal circles the crown jewels) :yep:

[Reece]

owch!! there goes my man-shed!! (spoken in a squeaky voice! :D)

[Aktungbby]

the skewered scrotum...if ever!:k_confused:

[blackswan40]

Swannys nickname at school walnutwhip

[Jimbuna]

also Wendy who like whoppers

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby's as a large one (its that big you can land a F-35 on it!.:yep::D

[Jimbuna]

fit for a cannibals feast

[Reece]

but Swanny was only dreaming! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

of yet another white christmas

[Aktungbby]

getting run over by reindeer

[blackswan40]

Ice road kill new blockbuster (featuring rudolf dasher dancer prancer vixen and Buna as santa

[Reece]

mmm! Venison, Jim's mouth watered :yep:

[Jimbuna]

at the thought of meeting

[Reece]

a girlfriend of Swanny's but

[Aktungbby]

corrected: girlfriend of Swanny's butt:arrgh!::Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

was awfully fat and smelly

[Aktungbby]

why I wear nose clothespins:Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

to keep the snots inside

[Aktungbby]

indeed! Snooty snots at that!:O:

[Jimbuna]

they're all bogeymen to me

[Reece]

thus was turning Aktungbby on!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

in a strange sorta way

[Reece]

he just kept chewing away!! :oops::doh:

[blackswan40]

Aktungs snotglue adhesive was born

[Jimbuna]

and a new era begun

[Reece]

Aktungs snotglue adhesive was born

and a new era begun

snot paneling for kitchen tops,

[Jimbuna]

only for those on benefits

[blackswan40]

Aktungs quick fit kitchenfiters arrived (they've had three twenty minute teabreaks every hour :yep::arrgh!::yep: and the kitchen units still in boxes! and swannys now outa yorkshire teabags)

[Reece]

the fitters slipped on snot

Note: kitchenfiters is not a word, it is kitchen fitters!! (naughty)

[blackswan40]

Reece mr goody two shoes (Rules are written by old men for the obedience of fools says Aktung the grand mufti of the aktung dictionary) :yep::D:yep:

[Reece]

these are Jim's (moderator) rules!! :timeout: (5 word story game)

[Aktungbby]

he can't count that high!

[Reece]

is that Jim approaching now?? :oops:

[Jimbuna]

coming out of the shadows

[Reece]

Swanny is so scared he

[Jimbuna]

wets the bed at night

[blackswan40]

Then climbs into top bunk

[Jimbuna]

and drops a heavy load

[Aktungbby]

into his oversized Depends shorts:Kaleun_Sick:

[blackswan40]

commando style in Buna's bed :yep:

[Aktungbby]

"Holy Sheet!" cried out Jimbuna

[Jimbuna]

the madness must be spreading

[Reece]

Jim burnt his bed then

[Jimbuna]

Jim burnt his bed then

went in search of a

[Reece]

nice new one fitted with

[Jimbuna]

a well stocked drinks bar

[Reece]

hidden cupboard for x-rated video's!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[blackswan40]

nuns uniforms boots and goats (what the sound of music :D)

[Reece]

Jim's wife found them and

[Jimbuna]

passed them on to Reece

[Reece]

but Swanny stole them and

[Jimbuna]

sold them back to Reece

[blackswan40]

swanny sent back to jail :yep:

[Jimbuna]

for depositing litter in public

[blackswan40]

whats the breakfast menu Jim

[Aktungbby]

to the "litter of law"!??:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

bacon sarnie from local cafe

[Reece]

but that bacon is green!! :k_confused::Kaleun_Sick:

[blackswan40]

Green bacon its for vegetarians

[Jimbuna]

and those that aren't cannibals

[Reece]

it tasted off like decomp!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[blackswan40]

weak stomack try guinness chaser :D

[Reece]

yes that washed it down

[Jimbuna]

the road to never neverland

[blackswan40]

Neverland Buna's new detention center

[Reece]

poor Jim was attacked by

[Jimbuna]

a swarm of vampire bats

[blackswan40]

Fangless hickey bats run Jim

[Jimbuna]

to the nearest blood bank

[blackswan40]

whitby blood stocks run dry :arrgh!: