The Five Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

said the wicked tooth fairy

[Reece]

Swanny went crying to mommy!! :oops::D

[Jimbuna]

who was already previously occupied

[Reece]

giving Jim a good tanning!! :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[blackswan40]

with watered down bisto and

[Reece]

rancid turkey fat, mmmm, yummy!! :dead:

[blackswan40]

stray dogs licked Buna's legs

[Reece]

Jim just said "Oh well . . .

[Jimbuna]

still better than the cat

[Aktungbby]

or any other Pussy Galore:O:

[Jimbuna]

willing to make the effort

[Aktungbby]

towards a closely Bonding relationship

[Jimbuna]

with a very bitter aftertaste

[Reece]

the cat clawed Aktungbby's groin :yep:

[blackswan40]

spray scratch with Catnip then (Puss will kiss it better) :yep:

[Reece]

the cat enjoyed this job!! :oops::D

[Jimbuna]

the best it ever had

[Reece]

Jim decided to keep it

[Aktungbby]

indulgin' in pleasurable afternoon fourpaws:o

[Jimbuna]

that were envied by everyone

[Aktungbby]

visualizin' a felineous scritchin' amidships

[Jimbuna]

of the port side midriff

[Aktungbby]

known as a lefty lucy!

[Reece]

or What a load of . . .

[Jimbuna]

codswallop that is being fed

[Aktungbby]

by 'Bob's your uncle' fishmongers

[Jimbuna]

always open on a weekend

[Reece]

until constable Jim closed it!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Fish was off the menu

[Reece]

on account of it stank!! :yep::oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

Reece quite liked the stink

[Aktungbby]

along with his stale danish

[Jimbuna]

bread rolls dipped in sewage

[Reece]

I passed on that one!! :oops::doh::dead:

[Aktungbby]

with amplitude, fortitude and rectitude!:Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

Jim gave it a taste :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

of what was to come

[Reece]

some heaving, then threw up! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

oh what a painful thought

[blackswan40]

swanny said thats thick gravystock

[Jimbuna]

for the christmas day dinner

[Reece]

everyone was puking, even Swanny!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[blackswan40]

another Grimm Fairytale Christmas then

[Reece]

yes, we're all gonna die!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

from the usual television offerings

[Reece]

from the usual television offerings

like Gomer Pyle, Brady Bunch, Love Boat, etc :oops:

[Jimbuna]

all were favourites of Reece

[Reece]

and Jim's, Swanny was jealous!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

When delving into the past

[Reece]

of Swanny's childhood it was

[Jimbuna]

always a very frightening experience

[blackswan40]

dog bites on my behind (Papper rounds were dangerous back then)

[Jimbuna]

The Hound of the Baskervilles

[Reece]

the poor dog got rabies! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

after sharing cuddles with Reece

[Reece]

One day Jim dropped his

[blackswan40]

Christmas list for santa at

[Reece]

the local lunatic asylum, Swanny

[Jimbuna]

was incarcerated there for life

[blackswan40]

swanny enquired whats christmas menu :woot:

[Jimbuna]

bread and water only alas

[blackswan40]

just like last year and

[Aktungbby]

alcohol-free two buck Chuck chardonnay:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Reece]

was confiscated away by Jim :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and poured down the drain

[Aktungbby]

and so, away went troubles

[Jimbuna]

to be replaced by hope

[blackswan40]

hope ran out despair descended

[Jimbuna]

and TOON beat Norwich tonight

[Aktungbby]

brief respite from planetary travails:Kaleun_Crying:

[Reece]

must be bad, Aktungbby's crying!! :up::D:yeah::O::Kaleun_Applaud:

[blackswan40]

because he's been dicing onions

[Jimbuna]

before he'd even peeled them

[Aktungbby]

because he's been dicing onions

before he'd even peeled them

in daddy's wet-prep roomI spent two miserable college summers at my general manager dad's huge onion plant in '70-'71 at Gilroy Ca.https://www.marinij.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/SJM-L-GILROYFOODS-xxxx-01-1.jpg?w=1280 Walking into the wet-prep room where onions were hand-placed by hundreds of gowned/masked ladies on spikes, preparatory to slicing, dicing, or powdering (in little spice jars) was akin to a WWI gas attack to those unaccustomed to it. I happily stayed outside unloading the dust-laden crop trucks arriving from the CA. fields-generally in 100+ F. heat. I see big white industrial onions a half century later...PTWÖSS hits me hard!:Kaleun_Crying:

[Reece]

fumes leaked across the city :o:wah:

[Jimbuna]

killing all that lived within

[Reece]

Onion city was closed, Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

was out of a job

[Aktungbby]

which is his natural state :wah:

[Reece]

Typical, sitting around eating onions!! :doh:

[Aktungbby]

purple ones bageled with salmon!:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Reece]

then he let rip, stinky!! :oops::wah:

[blackswan40]

aktungs corvid smell test kit :hmmm::D:hmmm:

[Reece]

Blew up, couldn't take it!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

so he simply kept it

[Reece]

Meanwhile Jim decided to go

[Jimbuna]

to the local lunatic asylum

[blackswan40]

to serve Christmas Day lunch

[Reece]

to Aktungbby and his mates :yep:

[Aktungbby]

with whom he'd actually mated:smug::woot::/\\k:

[Reece]

with whom he'd actually mated:smug::woot::/\\k:
Jim looked contented and relieved :oops: :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

having poisoned the christmas pudding

[Reece]

that Aktungbby had gobbled down!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

after truck-stop cuisine??...I'm immune:hmph::shifty::oops::dead:

[Reece]

Aktungbby was rushed to hospital :o

[Aktungbby]

With D.N.R. strapped to tummy:shucks:

[Reece]

He was slipping fast, Jim

[Jimbuna]

thought the nurses looked beautiful

[Aktungbby]

indeed; macho but dutitiful caretakers

[Jimbuna]

for those who loved beauty

[Aktungbby]

properly attired with gorgeous legs!:yeah:https://www.carryology.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/featuresparron2.jpg

[Reece]

But then Aktungbby's dropped off!😆

[Aktungbby]

It's all about the kilt lad! https://i2-prod.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article13962678.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_JS174392739.jpg

[Reece]

Oh well, it hid nothing!

[Aktungbby]

thereby skirting the insignificant issue:o

[Jimbuna]

of a peanut butter sandwich

[Aktungbby]

with banana slices on rye!:Kaleun_Salivating:

[blackswan40]

with marmite,jalpeno's, red peppers, :Kaleun_Mad:

[Jimbuna]

and a Japanese side salad

[Reece]

you mean a tossed salad!! :D

[Aktungbby]

you mean a tossed salad!! :D

I'd certainly toss...chomping that!:Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

What is that loud rumble?? :o:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

coming from the cellar door

[Reece]

and that terrible stench, OMG

[blackswan40]

swanny's been washing is cheesyfeetsocks (one good thing though if you can smell that stink you ain't got corvid :D:up::D)

[Reece]

Aktungbby thought it was yummy :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

and fit for his tummy

[blackswan40]

A yummy tummy aka Veranda :yep:

[Jimbuna]

just about says it all

[Reece]

Swanny was so embarrassed about

[blackswan40]

he bought a wheelbarrow and

[Reece]

washed them at Jim's place!! :oops::doh::yep:

[Texas Red]

Before promptly puking up his

[Reece]

guts from the rancid stench!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

Meanwhile, down at the asylum

[blackswan40]

Reece was decorating the Christmastree

[Jimbuna]

erected in the exercise yard

[blackswan40]

Aktung climbed the tree and

[Aktungbby]

erected in the exercise yard

Aktung climbed the tree and gazed upon Reece's Yuletide erection:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

only to be deeply disappointed

[Aktungbby]

pining away in dejected fashion

[Reece]

adding water stiffened it up!! :O:

[Aktungbby]

my withering zither dithers thither

[Reece]

What a load of bollocks! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

said the blind drop bear

[Aktungbby]

who's thylarctos plummetus rivalled Aktung's bollocks:D

[Jimbuna]

believe that if you will

[Aktungbby]

when androids dream: eclectic ovines :o

[Jimbuna]

are based on individual opinions

[Aktungbby]

but are uniformly cloven hoofed!

[Jimbuna]

except those with three toes

[Reece]

meanwhile back at the ranch

[Jimbuna]

the cattle were getting restless

[blackswan40]

Aktung was warming up brandingiron

[Aktungbby]

And whetting his castration knife:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

formerly belonging to his wife

[Aktungbby]

who'd nicknamed Aktung her "Sweet Little Capon":o:yep::wah:

[Jimbuna]

from the local lunatic asylum

[Aktungbby]

the celldoor key was lost! https://subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=10408:oops:

[Reece]

Jim and Reece cheered but

[blackswan40]

aktung found key in christmascake

[Reece]

but didn't fit, Aktungbby cried :wah:

[Jimbuna]

realising his goose was cooked

[Aktungbby]

and fritters fricasee'd to boot:wah:

[Jimbuna]

on the old log fire

[Aktungbby]

'neath skies of azure blew!??

[Jimbuna]

and seas of pure blue

[Reece]

now the goose is burnt

[Aktungbby]

...gandering singed ganders in Gander 🎯:shucks::Kaleun_Salivating:

[Reece]

using six words - wicked boy!! :nope:

[Aktungbby]

Ur pardon Sire, (5!); I was given to understand names were one word.:hmmm: Gander, Newfoundland is thus a specific place name. Now fixed.

[Reece]

Reece accepted Aktungby's apology - "SMOOCH" :o :k_confused:

[blackswan40]

swanny arrived under the mistletoe

[Jimbuna]

where he immediately got pricked

[Reece]

Jim and Reece blushed until

[Jimbuna]

the fat fairy suddenly appeared

[blackswan40]

And granted Aktung three wishes

[Jimbuna]

from the bartenders beer crate

[blackswan40]

for out of date returns

[Reece]

Swanny stole Aktungs identity and

[blackswan40]

Guzzled down all twentyfour bottles :woot::Kaleun_Sick::yep:

[Jimbuna]

of his favourite baby milk

[Aktungbby]

Amaretto'd Enfamil with big nipples! :yeah::Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

from a local zoo animal

[Aktungbby]

classy mammalian of phylum chordata!:Kaleun_Cheers::Kaleun_Cheers::()1::know:

[Reece]

and he actually enjoyed it!! :D

[Jimbuna]

not for the first time

[blackswan40]

Jimbuna got swannys wind up

[Jimbuna]

so off they both sailed

[Reece]

A storm hit, the boat

[Aktungbby]

Aktung's jiborish became downright useful:doh: https://subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=9414

[Reece]

but the boat broke apart :oops:

[Jimbuna]

and the seas soon parted

[Aktungbby]

Aktung attempted walking on water...

[blackswan40]

Aktungs Christmas socks got wet

[Reece]

as he sunk down to

[Jimbuna]

the bottom of the sea

[Reece]

stinky bubbles rose from his

[Jimbuna]

resting place on the seabed

[Reece]

Jim was fishing above when

[Jimbuna]

one of the bubbles popped

[Reece]

Phew!! Jim nearly died, the

[Jimbuna]

sea turned a funny shade

[Reece]

of yellow/brown, Aktungbby was pleased :yep:

[Jimbuna]

he was a pagan pauper

[Aktungbby]

penitently impoverished by holy orders:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

from the holy penny snatcher

[Reece]

but then the devil appeared

[Jimbuna]

in black fish net stockings

[Aktungbby]

atop his polished cloven hooves!:yeah:

[Reece]

a lightning bolt struck him :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Aktungbby]

an electrifying epiphany... if ever!

[Reece]

Mmm, barbecued deviled chops, Jim

[Jimbuna]

just what the masses wanted

[Reece]

it had an evil taste :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

fit only for Lucifer himself

[Reece]

Jim's New Years promise is:

[Jimbuna]

remain more sober than yesterday

[Aktungbby]

that's an irresolution ol' sod!:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

tis all in the mind

[Aktungbby]

where the hangover lasts longest:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

especially on a rainy day

[Reece]

Anyone for a cuppa tea? :D

[blackswan40]

milk in before the teabag (thats criminal) :huh: :nope: :huh:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cipMoGKXGE

[Reece]

that'd be weak as piss!! :oops::timeout:

[Jimbuna]

just like Aussie beer then

[Reece]

that's actually made in England! :yep:

[Reece]

Nothing like talking to yourself ! :doh:

[Aktungbby]

in echoes of the mind

[blackswan40]

Swanny talks to the trees


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhsWKBx5t3A

[Jimbuna]

but only the grass listens

[Aktungbby]

grass listens...and talks back...when smoked!:|\\

[Jimbuna]

Little did anyone ever suspect

[Reece]

Didn't Clint Eastwood sing that? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

no, it was Clyde actually

[Reece]

no, it was Clyde actually

good voice for an ape!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LwK8OzTZow

[Aktungbby]

..."watch out 4 that tree,"

[Jimbuna]

and so, the mighty oak

[Aktungbby]

became cooperage wine barrel staves:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

living lonely lives in cellars

[Aktungbby]

Not in sunny earthquaked fire-zones!!??:Kaleun_Cheers: https://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/napavalleyregister.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/c/ca/ccaab4c2-cf35-11e7-b260-c74dff755a26/5a14efdb33955.image.jpg?crop=1567%2C1175%2C98%2C0&resize=1567%2C1175&order=crop%2Cresize

[Cyborg322]

was a barrel of laughs

[blackswan40]

Until Buna drank it dry (Slurp Burp :Kaleun_Cheers::D)

[Reece]

he gained 45lbs until finally :o

[Jimbuna]

finding the bottle of rum

[Reece]

he puked it all up!! :k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

lending credence: "In vino vomitus!??":Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

Jim's hangover was severe, he

[Aktungbby]

dipped in healing TYNE waters

[Reece]

dipped in healing TYNE waters

then soiled the waters, Aktungbby

[Cyborg322]

puked over the dreadful scene

[Reece]

Cyborg322 was disgusted, the smell

[blackswan40]

Just like Buna's beat socks

[Cyborg322]

his favourite special religious pair

[Reece]

, stank to high heaven!! :O:
Meanwhile,

[Jimbuna]

down at the lunatic asylum

[blackswan40]

Buna got the decorators in

[Reece]

the old wallpaper peeled off!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

revealing an eerie hidden message