The Five Word Story Game

[Eichhörnchen]

dung-funnel, as he frantically

[Reece]

rolled about flinging the stuff

[Eichhörnchen]

in all directions, while screaming.

[Reece]

Meanwhile Donald Trump decided to

[Jimbuna]

build a very large wall

[Reece]

made of Lego, it was

[Jimbuna]

a bit of a monstrosity

[Reece]

but kids loved it.
Eichhörnchen

[mapuc]

who was building another famous

[Eichhörnchen]

wall of rubbish, made entirely

[Reece]

of used toilet paper, tried

[Eichhörnchen]

propping it up with old

[Jimbuna]

repetitive whac a squirrel posts

[Eichhörnchen]

which are piling up nicely

[Reece]

on Jim's desk for him

[Tango589]

to recycle into something useful

[Eichhörnchen]

with no squirrels on it

[Cybermat47]

except for Tori, the squirrel

[Eichhörnchen]

who belonged to Yul Brynner,

[Jimbuna]

soon resigned to total oblivion

[Eichhörnchen]

along with Mr Richard Burton

[Jimbuna]

the high street gents tailor

[Tango589]

who specialized in paper trousers

[Eichhörnchen]

and whose nickname was Russel.

[Cybermat47]

He hated the schoolchildren that

[Eichhörnchen]

came into his shop and

[Jimbuna]

dropped their sweet papers repeatedly

[Eichhörnchen]

in order to distract him

[Jimbuna]

from eyeing up the lollipops

[Reece]

but along came Billy Bunter

[Jimbuna]

and the quality street gang

[Reece]

and so that ended that.:salute:

[Eichhörnchen]

Yul, Dick and Richard went

[Reece]

on a bus tour to

[Eichhörnchen]

their old Hollywood haunts, where

[Cybermat47]

Shin Godzilla bled all over

[Eichhörnchen]

the nice cake they'd brought

[Reece]

along to celebrate their big

[Eichhörnchen]

opening of a monkey zoo,

[Jimbuna]

next door to woolwoths

[Reece]

food section, this caused a

[Eichhörnchen]

stampede for the bananas, which

[Reece]

were on a clearance sale

[Eichhörnchen]

because they were going spotty

[Jimbuna]

as a dalmations hind leg

[Aktungbby]

on a Budweiser beer wagon https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f7/Budweiser_Clydesdale_Dalmatian.JPG/220px-Budweiser_Clydesdale_Dalmatian.JPG (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Budweiser_Clydesdale_Dalmatian.JPG)

[Eichhörnchen]

driven by two bald men

[Jimbuna]

and a plastic garden gnome

[Eichhörnchen]

all dressed as chimney sweeps

[Jimbuna]

and latter day fur traders

[Reece]

these men had a new

[Eichhörnchen]

idea: to form a bongo

[Reece]

drum group to drive everyone

[Eichhörnchen]

bananas, unless they were beatniks.

[Jimbuna]

The time was drawing nigh

[Eichhörnchen]

to film "The King And

[STEED]

the blob from outer space.

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/HZWFbbl.jpg.... And I".

The Outer Limits

[Reece]

The film was a flop!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

the critics having slaughtered it

[Reece]

but typically Eichhörnchen loved it

[Eichhörnchen]

because Yul Brynner was in

[Reece]

the leading role with STEED

[Jimbuna]

co-starring as the brainless glob

[Eichhörnchen]

with a really bad back

[Jimbuna]

the gargoyles would often massage

[Eichhörnchen]

along with other parts of

[Jimbuna]

the left and the right

[Reece]

of the groin area, this

[Eichhörnchen]

kind of filthy behaviour is

[Jimbuna]

common place in outer mongolia

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/mmHJ3kF.jpg "But we don't like it"

[Rockstar]

so lets invade their country

[Eichhörnchen]

and teach them how to

[Reece]

be dirty minded little pervs

http://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/images/1311948270220.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

properly, just like us squirrels.

[Reece]

Yes, if it feels good

[Eichhörnchen]

then it must be right

[Rockstar]

to have so many nuts

[Eichhörnchen]

in one place at the

[Jimbuna]

best possible time of year

[Eichhörnchen]

for a festive game of

[Reece]

marbles, where you flick balls

[Eichhörnchen]

of dung across the ward

[Reece]

Jim loved the game because

[Eichhörnchen]

it was fun, like "Whac-

[Jimbuna]

a-thread on next appearance

[Reece]

hitting an all time low!!:O:

[Jimbuna]

but ending on a high

[Eichhörnchen]

with one lucky winner, who

[Jimbuna]

will take the ultimate prize

[Eichhörnchen]

of a nice big cake.

[Reece]

Yes it was me guys

[Tango589]

who stole the Queens' ferrets

[Jimbuna]

in addition to her lipstick

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/QTaGFEB.jpg "As well as One's unmentionables",

[Reece]

Oh no!! I really stepped

[mapuc]

Said Reece, with lipstick all

[Reece]

heavily painted on his lips

[Jimbuna]

and both his bottom cheeks

[Eichhörnchen]

which were sore from too

[mapuc]

for having drunk budweiser light

[Reece]

whilst standing near the fire

[Jimbuna]

in a brown paper bag

[Reece]

then my stomach rumbled and

[Jimbuna]

green pungent gasses started to

[Reece]

waft over to the fire,

[Jimbuna]

creating a potential violent explosion

[Reece]

that covered mapuc with a

[mapuc]

green slimy stuff which had

[Reece]

to be cleaned by Jim

[Jimbuna]

Henson the famous Muppets puppeteer

[Eichhörnchen]

with a big stiff brush

[Jimbuna]

borrowed from the most famous

[Reece]

chimney sweep, after the cleanup

[Jimbuna]

of the infamous mouse droppings

[Eichhörnchen]

in Mary Poppins' dirty grate

[Reece]

Jim later decided to take

[Eichhörnchen]

Bert down the local boozer

[Reece]

where they got plastered, but

[Eichhörnchen]

Bert left sooty hand prints

[Reece]

on Jim's shirt, Jim punched

[Jimbuna]

a bag of salted nuts

[Reece]

that spilled on the floor,

[Eichhörnchen]

then made Bert suck these

[Jimbuna]

two little yellow jelly babies

[Eichhörnchen]

he kept in his trousers.

[Reece]

One day during a violent

[Eichhörnchen]

argument with his girlfriend, Reece

[Reece]

spat the dummy and threw

[Georgemeister]

a large hammer across the

[Reece]

room hitting Eichhörnchen in the

[Eichhörnchen]

spot he had his cystoscopy

[Jimbuna]

from a rather energetic practitioner

[Eichhörnchen]

who used to work for

[Aktungbby]

A elephant mahout's bullhook manufacturer:timeout: https://static.wixstatic.com/media/dff4c9_8ed4c053a7a04cb3b7c0c7ec4d64e631.jpg/v1/fill/w_490,h_336,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01/dff4c9_8ed4c053a7a04cb3b7c0c7ec4d64e631.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

until he got fired for

[Reece]

picking his nose in public

[Eichhörnchen]

and interfering with the boss's

[Reece]

dirty underwear, this raised questions

[Jimbuna]

about the existence of servitude

[Aktungbby]

, paucity of rectitude or pulchritude

[Jimbuna]

in the local lunatic asylum

[somedude88]

tried skydiving, results very poor

[Tango589]

when compared to Extreme Knitting

[Eichhörnchen]

or upside down chimney sweeping.

[Jimbuna]

in a jet propelled engine

[Tango589]

with yogurt in your ears.

[Eichhörnchen]

"Tidy your zimmer, Adolf", said

[Jimbuna]

a voice inside his head

[Eichhörnchen]

so he picked up all

[Tango589]

of Steeds' grotty old underpants

[Eichhörnchen]

and all the crusty socks

[Reece]

and threw them at Tango589

[Eichhörnchen]

who stuffed them in a

[mapuc]

sack, dressed as Santa, he

[Reece]

handed these 'wonderful gifts' to

[Eichhörnchen]

Moonlight, who was thrilled until

[Reece]

the smell reached his nose

[Eichhörnchen]

and the socks jumped out

[Tango589]

and tried to strangle him

[Jimbuna]

whilst he bathed in mud

[Reece]

with an overall satisfied expression

[Jimbuna]

transfixed upon his fat mug

[Tango589]

of piping hot tomato soup

[Eichhörnchen]

with bits of cake in

[Reece]

it and sticky icing oozing

[mapuc]

an unknown odour occurred around

[Tango589]

the time the world ended

[Reece]

when Cletus Klump entered and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW4sfzdTmSY

[Jimbuna]

fell flat on his face

[Reece]

then rolled down hill hitting

[mapuc]

a cactus, a hedgehog he

[Reece]

puncturing his body, this caused

[Jimbuna]

a serious external hissing noise

[Reece]

, slowly he started to deflate

[Eichhörnchen]

and his hair fell out,

[Jimbuna]

then his ears fell off

[Eichhörnchen]

and his nuts rolled away.

[Reece]

and his voice became squeaky:oops:

[Jimbuna]

clean unlike the last time

[Reece]

when Jim roasted Eichhörnchen regarding

[Eichhörnchen]

all the bald men, monkeys,

[Rockstar]

hairless chihuahuas and sundry mammalia

[Eichhörnchen]

as well as nice cake,

[Reece]

which is one way of

[Jimbuna]

telling a very tall tale

[Rockstar]

about a man from nantucket

[Eichhörnchen]

who was bald as an

[mapuc]

Empty pocket. In deep despair

[Reece]

he jumped off a bridge

[Jimbuna]

landing on an easter egg

[Eichhörnchen]

and got chocolate splinters in

[Reece]

his undies, Jim laughed loud

[Eichhörnchen]

and also got chocolate in

[Reece]

his undies!!!:o Reece stood back

[Jimbuna]

and licked his parched lips

[Tango589]

at the thought of cabbages

[Eichhörnchen]

coated in caramel, with ginger

[Reece]

and coated with cream and

[Jimbuna]

partridge in a pear tree

[Reece]

As Christmas approaches everyone tries

[Jimbuna]

to hide the mince pies

[Tango589]

from mad Auntie Doris who

[Jimbuna]

had found her lost dentures

[Reece]

under Eichhörnchen's pillow, grabbing them

[Tango589]

firmly by the upper molars

[Jimbuna]

then forcing them back into

[Eichhörnchen]

her wrinkly cake-hole, she

[Reece]

then slapped Eichhörnchen's face and

[mapuc]

toke Reece by his ear

[Eichhörnchen]

and rode him around the

[mapuc]

Christmas tree singing jingle bell

[Eichhörnchen]

s, jingle bells, jingle all

[Reece]

the way down mapuc's hairy

[Eichhörnchen]

chest, ending up at his

[Redwake]

Seasonly decorated man skin flute

[Eichhörnchen]

(which brings this particular story

[Reece]

to its climax), mapuc took

[Cybermat47]

a breath and destroyed Tokyo,

[Tango589]

because his breath smelt like

[Jimbuna]

a baby beetroot in heat

[Reece]

After Jim was locked up

[Tango589]

for assaulting a christmas pudding

[Reece]

he was given a spanking

[Tango589]

that he most thoroughly enjoyed

[Eichhörnchen]

by Reece, dressed in women's

[Jimbuna]

knee high leather riding boots

[mapuc]

This menage a trois was

[Aktungbby]

abetted with a riding crop

[Eichhörnchen]

and a limp lettuce leaf,

[Reece]

but it felt really good:oops::yep:

[mapuc]

said all three while they

[Reece]

played in the bath tub

[Eichhörnchen]

until masses of stinking bubbles

[Jimbuna]

emanated from the cracked urinal

[Eichhörnchen]

and the water around Reece's

[Reece]

wet bodice, the others were

[Jimbuna]

reaching out for their lifejackets

[Tango589]

and inflatable yellow rubber ducks

[Jimbuna]

started paddling past the bathroom

[Reece]

heading for the open sea

[Eichhörnchen]

when a giant shark appeared

[Reece]

wearing spats and a stetson

[Eichhörnchen]

and ate them all up.

[Jimbuna]

Now that christmas is over

[mapuc]

and this story seems to

[Eichhörnchen]

have taken an unhappy turn,

[Jimbuna]

viagra pills are called for

[Reece]

to give vitality to limp