The Five Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

by giving him some Fixodent

[Reece]

but glued his jaws shut!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

Meanwhile down at the asylum

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby had a great idea :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

free fresh air for everyone

[Rockstar]

but nobody understood the joke

[Reece]

when Aktungbby let one rip!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Rockstar]

It smelled worse than Surströmming

[Aktungbby]

my wife says that too!??:Kaleun_Sick:

[Rockstar]

Aktungbby tried blaming the dog

[Aktungbby]

gamely citing futile "plausible defartability" :shifty::roll::nope::hmph:

[Jimbuna]

as a sneaky way out

[Rockstar]

but even the dog asphyxiated

[Aktungbby]

both nostrils phlaring, tail dragging

[Rockstar]

leaving Aktungbby the only suspect

[Aktungbby]

giving everyone paws for consideration:hmmm:

[Reece]

Rockstar started to sniff around

[Aktungbby]

in proctologically inspired olphactory phashion

[Jimbuna]

Oh heaven forbid the thought

[Aktungbby]

...summoning 'phorbidding-heavens ' is phritephully perilous

[Jimbuna]

only if you believe it

[Rockstar]

I believe you believe it

[blackswan40]

While shaking your head Jim :nope:

[Reece]

Jim resembles that remark Swanny!! :yep:

[Flaxpants]

Once upon a time, Mrs

[Jimbuna]

Trump came to the realisation

[Rockstar]

she should have married Rockstar

[Jimbuna]

that way remaining permanently childless

[Reece]

and brainless as well Jim!! :D

[Rockstar]

You’re just jealous old geezers

[Aktungbby]

findin' their dicks...with tweezers!:wah:

[Rockstar]

:har:

[Jimbuna]

always rising to the occasion

[blackswan40]

Like hungdown torn pocket Jim :D

[Flaxpants]

who straps it to his

[Reece]

who straps it to his

holster for a quick draw!! :Kaleun_Wink:

[blackswan40]

No lead in pencil Jim

[Reece]

that's truly a sad case

[Rockstar]

Nothing modern medicine can’t fix

[Reece]

Jim now packed a beefy

[Jimbuna]

packet of ready salted crisps

[Flaxpants]

Which he used as lubricant

[Jimbuna]

for his latest pocket watch

[Aktungbby]

and its rusty tin-plated chain

[Jimbuna]

hanging from his saddle bag

[Aktungbby]

made from cat-food can pull-rings

[Jimbuna]

purchased from the local supermarket

[Rockstar]

by turning tricks out back

[Aktungbby]

with Swanny, wearing mama's mini-skirt

[Flaxpants]

looking every inch the diva

[Reece]

looking every inch the diva
Aktungbby tried swooning him/her/it but

[Rockstar]

Reece got in there first

[Aktungbby]

looking every inch the diva

with his six every-inch 'diva':O:

[Reece]

excuse me!! seven inch diva!! :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Flaxpants]

according to his neighbours wife

[Jimbuna]

was always in his dreams

[Reece]

Ouch!! my wife clouted me!! :oops::oops:

[Jimbuna]

with a large back scratcher

[Reece]

felt nice, Jim was jealous

[Jimbuna]

he eloped with Reece's wife

[Rockstar]

and took the dog too

[Jimbuna]

but left the drop bear

[Reece]

thankfully was all a dream!! :oops::doh::yep:

[Jimbuna]

but only in Reece's imagination

[Reece]

what a wonderful story though! :yep::88)

[Jimbuna]

if only it were believable

[Aktungbby]

...'twould be an unphuketable experience!:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

you can say that again

[Reece]

but it is true guys!! :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up::Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

depends what you believe in

[Reece]

I believe in fairy tales!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

I stopped believing years ago

[Reece]

sorry to hear that Jim!! :wah:

[Jimbuna]

so was the wife actually

[Reece]

:har::har:

Meanwhile back at the ranch

[blackswan40]

Swanny sticking tails on fairys :D

[Reece]

that sounds kinda kinky Swanny!! :oops::hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

so was the wife actually...she was jus' talkin' Turkey?

:O:

[Reece]

Finally Jim kicked Aktungbby's ass!! :yeah:

[Flaxpants]

then it all kicked off

[Reece]

then it all kicked off

, the crap went flying high!! :o

[blackswan40]

Everything that goes up falls

[Reece]

down, Flaxpants copped the lot!! :o:Kaleun_Applaud:

[Rockstar]

The end, go away now

[blackswan40]

Return for Aktungbbys enlightenment sessions :D

[Reece]

Yes he joined a monastery :o

[blackswan40]

Making Friars strong homebrew Jim

[Reece]

joined in with loud belch!! :o:k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

as Aktung contemplated monkish mysticisms

[blackswan40]

Of free Love wife swaping :o:D:o

[Aktungbby]

leading to libidinous confessional time:oops:...:Kaleun_Salivating::Kaleun_Party:

[Reece]

Aktungbby's wife swapping with Swanny's

[blackswan40]

Latter that night in bedroom

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=13302

[Reece]

this was too much :k_confused: Aktungbby

[Rockstar]

still got his groove on

[Aktungbby]

adroitly mandingoing his mandingee mandingously:hmmm::timeout::yeah:

[Reece]

One sunny morning Jim decided

[Aktungbby]

going to Turkey was bad

[Reece]

so he went to Ukraine

[blackswan40]

To tiptoe through tulips Claymores :D

[Aktungbby]

in sandals, Pusser's in hand

[Reece]

was actually a grenade so

[blackswan40]

Pulled pin grenade in manbag :o:nope::o

[Reece]

Oh balls!! Jim cried, Swanny

BTW, where is Jim? must be on holidays!!

[Aktungbby]

BTW, where is Jim? must be on holidays!!now you're really talkin' turkey!:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Rockstar]

The Wild Turkey might’ve got’em.


(It’ll make your gizzards gooble)
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/WildTurkeyBottle_no1.jpg

[Reece]

having a gobbling good time :Kaleun_Applaud:

[blackswan40]

With big booty Turkish hoes :D

https://i.etsystatic.com/11765752/r/il/1b4357/1161571396/il_fullxfull.1161571396_8o4h.jpg

[Reece]

scoffing down some yummy Turkish Delights :yep:

[blackswan40]

From the Turkish poundland shop :yep:

[Reece]

Meanwhile Swanny decided to drop

[Rockstar]

the hammer on Reece’s weenie

[Reece]

that was actually a whopper!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Flaxpants]

True, t'was a big hammer.

[Reece]

Flaxpants dropped on Rockstar's weenie :Kaleun_Sick:

[blackswan40]

Rockstar became menus minus maggotus :doh::yep::doh:

[Reece]

this is a terrible thought!! :k_confused:

[blackswan40]

Rockstar woke up checked manjigglies

(was all a dream happy days)

[Reece]

OH No!! a crushed one!!! :Kaleun_Sick::Kaleun_Crying:

[blackswan40]

Off to matron rockstar limped.

[Reece]

, the doctor examined them and

[blackswan40]

The crushed one needs amputating :o:eek::o

[Rockstar]

Reece offered his as replacement

[blackswan40]

Rockstar walks like John Wayne :yep:

[Reece]

with a voice like Tiny Tim!! :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9TtUjZVTJQ

[Aktungbby]

a contralto wimp with gimp!

[Rockstar]

Didn’t stop Reece’s come-hither advances

[Aktungbby]

as Rockstar dropped the soap

[Rockstar]

into Reece’s cup of coffee

[Reece]

I'm very thankful for that!! :oops::oops:

[Aktungbby]

so wuz yer bloody proctologist:/\\k:

[Reece]

Rockstar however had to have

[Rockstar]

Reece twerk his lily-white derrière

[Reece]

while Rockstar spanked it lovingly!! :o

[blackswan40]

DJ played Sodom and Gomorrah :o


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjqSRQoxnhs

[Tango589]

on a steam powered stylophone

[Reece]

Rockstar made advances, Reece ran

[Rockstar]

into the arms of Tango

[Reece]

when Rockstar tripped him up

[Jimbuna]

based in hot sunny Antalya

[Aktungbby]

shouting: "highballs are on me!":Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

and lowballs are on Aktung

[blackswan40]

Shake em up bingo caller :D

[Aktungbby]

/\ tough duty; armed-guarding those bingo-parlors:timeout::damn::/\\!!

[Rockstar]

Grey-haired ladies grabbing your pistol

[Aktungbby]

they carry their own pistols!:k_confused:

[blackswan40]

Use Aktungbby's as rolling pin :yep:

[Reece]

or hit Aktungbby's with rolling-pin :dead:

[Rockstar]

either way he’s gettin’ tied-up

[Reece]

and blue pills are out!! :D

[blackswan40]

Party's over boys Jimbuna's back :yep:

[Reece]

Jim says "Party on dudes!!"

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby guzzeled Jimbuna's purssers rum :yep:

[Rockstar]

and started dancing on tabletops

[Jimbuna]

despite his high heel shoes

[Aktungbby]

so we're clear on concept https://media.tenor.com/z3HX03QXMqgAAAAM/leslie-jordan-leslie.gif

[Rockstar]

Reece began shouting “take-it off”!

[Flaxpants]

and tried to stuff dollar

[Reece]

notes down his pants but

[Jimbuna]

forgeries would never be acceptable

[Flaxpants]

they weren't real Calvin Klein

[blackswan40]

Primark seconds one wash fluff :yep:

[Jimbuna]

just about summed them up

[Aktungbby]

their negligeable high-math skills notwithstanding:O:

[Jimbuna]

all was not yet lost

[Aktungbby]

all was not yet lostas in subtraction not addition!:know::()1:

[Jimbuna]

told by the mathematical genius

[Tango589]

who we could count on

[Aktungbby]

but not past number zero

[Jimbuna]

on the scale of enlightenment

[Aktungbby]

which is a dark matter

[Reece]

from a dark yucky place :oops:

[blackswan40]

Aktungbbys kipper smoking shed Jim

[Reece]

the emitted stuff was so

[Flaxpants]

disgusting, that local wildlife died

[blackswan40]

Even the garden roses wilted :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and angels wept in heaven

[blackswan40]

Lucifers bathroom windows steamed up :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and the cock crowed twice

[blackswan40]

Ravens left the tower Jim :yep:

[Reece]

and the sewage pipes burst!! :k_confused:

[Rockstar]

spilling into the Lake O’Fire

[Aktungbby]

where Aktung wore his speedo:yeah:https://subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=12000

[Jimbuna]

at quite a kinky angle

[Aktungbby]

with or without viagra tablets:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

that choice is yours alone

[Aktungbby]

with 'Gefallen Engels' it ain't:O:

[Jimbuna]

always as it might seem

[Rockstar]

why he’s called horny devil

[Jimbuna]

but only in gents toilets

[blackswan40]

Until boozers droop kicks in :yep:

[Jimbuna]

meaning a need for splints

[Reece]

or a pack of viagra :o

[Rockstar]

at least he’s get’in booty

[Reece]

male or female? :hmmm: one wonders!! :D

[Tango589]

Things took a very strange turn

[Aktungbby]

under heaven as turns do https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4ga_M5Zdn4

[Jimbuna]

especially on a good day

[Aktungbby]

that'r few and far between:wah:

[Jimbuna]

for those with a memory

[Aktungbby]

enhanced by ahttps://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/qZv3GVqyVGUdBTR4UdnvDA-650-80.jpg prescription :k_confused: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/1a/60/87/1a608706fde3f1d051ddf2a068972ad8.gif

[Jimbuna]

stolen from a local pharmacy

[Tango589]

who had been struck off

[Reece]

for substance abuse, Aktung tried

[Aktungbby]

"there's no try; only do-do":o

[Tango589]

where Aktungbby frequently finds himself

[Aktungbby]

marking time whilst cognizantly croaking:timeout::oops:

[Jimbuna]

like an old fat frog

[Aktungbby]

...hopefully still a bull frog??!:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

self flattery is no compensation

[Aktungbby]

uncompensated flatulence being even lesser :Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

find that hard to believe!! :k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

spoken like a methane merchant

[Reece]

Ahhh!! Aktungbby struck a match!! :dead:

[Aktungbby]

his 'blue darters' like solar-flares

[Reece]

his 'blue darters' like solar-flares

Jim was shocked and singed!! :k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

But his cigar got lit!:yeah:

[Reece]

but dropped in the toilet!! :wah:

[Jimbuna]

Reece greedily picked it up

[Reece]

and gifted it to Jim! :up:

[Aktungbby]

who suffered from soggie-stogie syndrome

[Reece]

Jim lost his temper and

[Jimbuna]

flew in to a rage

[Flaxpants]

tearing through the shopping mall

[Jimbuna]

on a jet propelled ski

[Flaxpants]

with fireworks strapped to his

[Rockstar]

bare arse shooting whistling bungholes

[Reece]

scorching his cheeks as he

[Jimbuna]

headed for his favourite curry

[Reece]

to add a little oomph

[Jimbuna]

to the old fogies disco

[Reece]

things got out of hand

[Jimbuna]

somebody stole Reece's pie floater

[blackswan40]

Phantom Pebble dasher prime suspect :yep:

[Jimbuna]

just check the toilet seat

[Reece]

this is getting kinda kinky!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

you'll feel at home then

[Reece]

ah, found Jim's private stash

[Jimbuna]

of dark rum and peppermint

[Reece]

I guzzled down the rum :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

then passed out rather quickly

[Ostfriese]

and fell from the chair

[Jimbuna]

and down into the toilet

[Ostfriese]

wondering why there was a

[Jimbuna]

crocodile swimming in the bottom

[Reece]

but he grabbed hold of

[Jimbuna]

the wrong end for sure

[Ostfriese]

which usually only happens to

[blackswan40]

The short sighted mischievous types :D

[Jimbuna]

hiding in the dark shadows