The Five Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

some people describe it differently

[Reece]

then suddenly "BOOM" Jim gasped!! :oops::o

[Aktungbby]

...as all boomers tend to:shucks::damn::damn:

[Reece]

he screamed out who farted? :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

then quckly abandoned the scene

[Aktungbby]

:Kaleun_Sick:...stepping ahead of noxious fumes

[Jimbuna]

and straight into the boobytraps

[Raf1394]

and straight into the boobytraps

That Jim placed during Vietnam

[Reece]

one cup for each eye!! :D

[Raf1394]

But he got eye transplantation

[Reece]

wow!! a third eye, this

[Jimbuna]

could really become very interesting

[Aktungbby]

...pig's eye with pig"s heart!!??

[Jimbuna]

and an appetite to match

[Reece]

Oink-oink!! Aktungbby wallowing in mud!! :D

[Aktungbby]

otherwise known as porcine mudbaths

[Reece]

Jim decided to join him :yep:

[Raf1394]

But they both got stuck

[Jimbuna]

two peas in a pod

[Aktungbby]

...running amuck in pure muck

[Jimbuna]

but one at a time

[Aktungbby]

a mucky-geordi "yersel" if ever:haha::arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

much prefer being a sanddancer

[Reece]

Naughty Reece was guilty of

[Raf1394]

Exporting illegal koalas to the US.

[Reece]

I ran off but police

[Jimbuna]

knew where kangaroos hide out

[Reece]

they were found at Eichhörnchen's :o:oops::timeout:

[Raf1394]

Who worked together with a

[Reece]

bobby named Jim, they conspired

[Jimbuna]

to rob the local bank

[blackswan40]

Operation Bottle Bank Oddbins Raid :arrgh!::shucks::arrgh!:

[Reece]

we grabbed the dough and

[Aktungbby]

made pie crusts for baking:yep::Kaleun_Salivating:

[Reece]

broke but well fed we

[Aktungbby]

mounted our respective nags, departing

[Reece]

Jim's old nag farted, Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

was at the business end

[Reece]

Reece laughed his ass off!! :har:

[Raf1394]

Suddenly someone appeared and got

[Jimbuna]

what is becoming a habit

[Aktungbby]

buckets of oats for nags:yeah:...like I did all 1969 summer long as asst. Director of horsemanship at YMCA Camp Warren. Rule 1: never get behind 20 mass-feeding farting, kicking, tail-swishing nags' "business end" while they're dining and battling over the yummy oats hidden in the breakfast hay pile:oops::dead:

[Jimbuna]

served with a cool chianti

[Reece]

a farting drunk horse, different!! :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

One for the back page

[Reece]

Aktungbby keeps those back pages. :yep:

[Jimbuna]

handy when on the toilet

[Reece]

I'm saying nothing more Jim!! :oops::oops:

[Aktungbby]

I prefer strips of sandpaper

[Jimbuna]

preferably those that are used

[Aktungbby]

on battle hardened dangling participles

[Jimbuna]

such as a kids creche

[Raf1394]

Where it costs a lot

[Reece]

I am at a loss

[Aktungbby]

:hmmm:if not slightly in arrear$:shucks:

[Reece]

that's rather crappy subject matter!! :oops::doh:

[Aktungbby]

...if not a proctological endgame!??:o:oops::dead:

[blackswan40]

another quarter in space-invader Reece :yep:

[Reece]

has been attacked, Swanny came

[blackswan40]

With Aktungbbys piggybank quarter stash

[Reece]

but Putin had emptied it :o

[Jimbuna]

and left only an IOU

[blackswan40]

Written in invisible ink Jim

[Jimbuna]

definitely, no doubt about it

[Reece]

Jim punched Putin's ugly mush!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Raf1394]

But he got angry and

[Reece]

cried like a big baby!! :wah:

[Jimbuna]

Reece was a Putin lookalike

[Reece]

that's why I had plastic-surgery :yep:

[Jimbuna]

so the rumours are true

[Reece]

Yes!! I look like Jim :O:

[Jimbuna]

only on a bad day

[Reece]

You are probably right, time

[Jimbuna]

is always on my side

[Aktungbby]

..."yes it is...wait'n see":O:

[Jimbuna]

what pleasures lie in store

[Reece]

Look!! up in the sky

[Aktungbby]

...it's a bird fer sure

[Reece]

SPLAT!! Jim copped the lot!! :o:oops:

[Raf1394]

But he seeks revenge and

[Jimbuna]

loaded his clay pigeon rifle

[Aktungbby]

methinks it's better a shotgun

[Jimbuna]

probably better with my eyesight

[Reece]

Jim brought down 20 pigeons :o

[Aktungbby]

and partridge in pear tree

[Reece]

4 calling birds cried HELP!! :wah::oops:

[Otto Harkaman]

Help is on the way!

[Raf1394]

A flock of eagles arrived :o

[Reece]

and called supper time!! :D

[blackswan40]

At the fishshop kebab takeaway :yep:

[Reece]

the eagles took them away!! :yep::O:

[Jimbuna]

faster than a flighty sparrow

[Reece]

Aktungbby finally awoke - Bad nightmare!! :k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

...of Drastic vipers swallowing easter-eggs :D

[Reece]

suddenly the ground opened up :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

and a pink worm appeared

[Aktungbby]

wigglin', jigglin'; on the hook

[Jimbuna]

attached to a pirates arm

[Reece]

it was Wilbur Worm, Jim

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[Otto Harkaman]

Wilbur Worm steals center stage

[Reece]

He bowed and preceded to

[Aktungbby]

wiggle out the worm hole

[Reece]

but he was stuck fast!! :oops::wah:

[Otto Harkaman]

Wiggle harder, or stay forever

[Reece]

he farted and blew out!! :oops::rock:

[Jimbuna]

at a rather steamy pace

[Reece]

everyone was gassed, Aktungbby smiled

[Aktungbby]

and breathed deep the aroma

[Reece]

Jim couldn't believe the sight!! :o:doh:

[Otto Harkaman]

what a sight to smell

[Reece]

Aktungbby started to dissolve into

[Raf1394]

Something very dangerous, but he...

[Reece]

escaped by filling his pants

[Jimbuna]

with some quick drying cement

[Reece]

Damn!! - he needed to go :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

for a long hard walk

[Reece]

but the cement stopped him

[Jimbuna]

getting into his favourite cave

[Aktungbby]

preventing death by hanta virus

[Jimbuna]

was quite a common event

[Raf1394]

While the other cavemen kept..

[Jimbuna]

an eye on the game

[Aktungbby]

chantin': "C'monBBY Light My Fire!" https://t3.ftcdn.net/jpg/06/88/54/44/360_F_688544462_NWlZxXSOxE31xK71uSBrW9YWEKRdS4xt.j pg

[Reece]

found a cold-chisel and hammer

[Jimbuna]

the dentist had left behind

[Reece]

the dentist had left behind
Aktungbby broke the cement but

[Jimbuna]

couldn't break the speed test

[Reece]

crawling along like a slug!! :oops::D

[Jimbuna]

on an old lettuce leaf

[Reece]

that began to sink into

[Jimbuna]

time you went to bed

[Aktungbby]

...after reciting the Lord's Prayer