The Five Word Story Game

[Eichhörnchen]

members, which have become depleted

[Reece]

, the story of Jim's life!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

was a truly sensational one

[Reece]

as we just heard but

[Tango589]

not even cats were bothered

[Eichhörnchen]

although doggies got quite excited

[Jimbuna]

when the bitches turned up

[Tango589]

coz, like, bitches be crazy

[Jimbuna]

women to get on with

[Tango589]

except when they're fast asleep

[Eichhörnchen]

like BL!TZKR!EG in the brig.

[Fubar2Niner]

Has he made a tool ?

[Reece]

Yes, Eichhörnchen has made a

[Tango589]

fashionable bowler hat with sleeves

[Jimbuna]

short enough for his tool

[Reece]

that swung in the breeze

[Jimbuna]

made by a passing mosquito

[Fubar2Niner]

with a minor bowel problem

[Von Due]

which doctors call ram jet

[Fubar2Niner]

. This amazing new technological advance

[Aktungbby]

the mosquito to easily transcend

[Reece]

up the trouser leg to

[mapuc]

kingdom of pleasure where everyone

[Jimbuna]

hid from the full moon

[Reece]

Yes folks, the full moon!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

was a wonderful beholding sight

[Reece]

from mapuc who bent over :o

[Jimbuna]

a slab of dark chocolate

[Reece]

whilst nasty Jim decided to

[Tango589]

practice his Ken Dodd impressions

[Jimbuna]

with his trusty tickling stick

[Reece]

that reached down Tango589's back

[Jimbuna]

passage then into his cave

[Reece]

He screamed with delight while:oops:

[Jimbuna]

Reece performed a seductive striptease

[mapuc]

looked at Jim with envy

[Tango589]

of his big bald head

[Fubar2Niner]

ooooooohh........ What an enormous dome

[Eichhörnchen]

that's the craziest bald

[Reece]

head I've ever seen!! it

[Tango589]

looks like a disco ball

[Jimbuna]

hanging from a parrots perch

[Aktungbby]

on a half moon cay

[Reece]

then along came a spider

[Jimbuna]

with a hinged wooden leg

[Reece]

that operated hydraulically allowing him

[Jimbuna]

to jump to the moon

[Tango589]

to look for the cheese

[Jimbuna]

left to feed Major Tom

[Reece]

who had grown a beard

[Jimbuna]

and sported a pony tail

[Reece]

then Tango589 decided to ride

[Tango589]

to the local village fair

[Jimbuna]

on a stolen pedal bike

[Fubar2Niner]

coughing and wheezing as he

[Reece]

fought the 3 degree incline

[Jimbuna]

in his box of tricks

[Eichhörnchen]

but then the chain broke.

[Fubar2Niner]

and he couldn't flush the

[Aktungbby]

guinea foul from the underbrush:shucks:

[Reece]

so he gave up and

[Jimbuna]

made a cup of tea

[Reece]

, Earl Gray, Aktungbby smiled then

[Aktungbby]

And cried "Your bird sir!"

[Reece]

"You just sat on it!"

[Jimbuna]

stuffed turkey for dinner then

[Aktungbby]

Turkey??! that is practically cannibalism:har:

[Reece]

a bit early for thanksgiving:yep:

[Jimbuna]

but rather late for christmas

[Tango589]

except when on Christmas Island

[Aktungbby]

...well...Christmas Island is exceptionalhttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/67/Stamp_Christmas_Island_1958_2c.jpg/150px-Stamp_Christmas_Island_1958_2c.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Stamp_Christmas_Island_1958_2c.jpg)

[Tango589]

for their quality of cakes

[Aktungbby]

,red-footed boobies, and common noddy's:doh:

[Tango589]

Noddies' red boobies were caused

[Eichhörnchen]

by the Skittle Family, who

[Aktungbby]

wobbled through life's shifting goalposts

[Tango589]

whilst pretending to have Tourettes'

[Reece]

however they had their points:oops:

[Eichhörnchen]

despite their rather wooden performance

[Tango589]

they still won various awards

[Jimbuna]

for their wild gay abandon

[Tango589]

and for abandoning wild gays

[Jimbuna]

and a myriad of strays

[Tango589]

to the green humpty people

[Eichhörnchen]

who were bald and crazy

[Aktungbby]

cavorting upon the fruited plain

[Jimbuna]

of a cadburys cream egg

[Eichhörnchen]

eating nice cake and nuts.

[Jimbuna]

Due to the power failure

[Fubar2Niner]

Tango couldn't dance the tango,

[Catfish]

moving like Christmas Island crabs,

[Eichhörnchen]

he scampered from side to

[Reece]

swaying his butt about like

[Eichhörnchen]

a Christmas Island land crab.

[Jimbuna]

Lobsters were slower than crabs

[Eichhörnchen]

and no good at climbing

[Tango589]

the trousers of rampant Yorkshiremen

[Jimbuna]

looking for aromatic crab paste

[Aktungbby]

just abaft their hairy sporrans https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bd/Sporran.jpg/220px-Sporran.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sporran.jpg):03:

[Tango589]

that smelled like Gods' wrath

[Fubar2Niner]

, is Gods wrath a sporran ?????

[Eichhörnchen]

No, it's a Real Ale

[Fubar2Niner]

. Is it called I'm Dying............ ?

[Tango589]

No, that's just being melodramatic.

[Fubar2Niner]

Ahhhh..... so real ale is

[Reece]

called plonk, Jim drank some

[Fubar2Niner]

and immediately started talking jibberish

[Jimbuna]

to the cat next door

[Fubar2Niner]

who was multilingual, ahhhh bless

[Eichhörnchen]

his four little cotton socks.

[Reece]

as he jumped on E's

[Jimbuna]

before falling on the F's

[Tango589]

and spilling the alphabetty spaghetti

[Jimbuna]

over the dyslexic sleeping yeti

[Reece]

One day in a faraway galaxy

[mapuc]

Reece a Jedi toke his

[Jimbuna]

pink robot for a walk

[Aktungbby]

and got his R2 ...D2'd:doh:

[Jimbuna]

the aftershock was a serious

[Tango589]

blow to the popularity of

[Jimbuna]

the one armed tree surgeon

[Fubar2Niner]

and his exploding horse chestnuts

[Jimbuna]

and platters of nutty slack

[Eichhörnchen]

which he's trying to sell

[Jimbuna]

to the Fremen of Dune

[STEED]

A pint of beer and...

[Jimbuna]

Bombay Bad Boy pot noodle

[Tango589]

doesn't make a good breakfast

[Eichhörnchen]

for your pet rabbit, or

[Fubar2Niner]

the entire cast of Jabberwocky

[Jimbuna]

and Alice wouldn't be impressed

[Tango589]

that the yellow brick road

[Eichhörnchen]

was full of guinea pigs

[Tango589]

hoping to find the meaning

[Aktungbby]

of pie in the sky

[STEED]

By sniffing zoo animals farts

[Eichhörnchen]

except those of the gorillas,

[Reece]

because they gave you gas

[Eichhörnchen]

(like the cat in slippers)

[Jimbuna]

and a silk wedding gown

[Reece]

Meanwhile Steeds new sniffing hobby

[Jimbuna]

was a most embarrassing affair

[Tango589]

because he buried his nose

[Eichhörnchen]

in a smelly crevice, which

[Tango589]

he found on Aktungs' body

[Eichhörnchen]

as he bent over to

[Fubar2Niner]

investigate Reeces cats new slippers

[Tango589]

which were mouse-fur lined

[Fubar2Niner]

and had real lemon soles

[Tango589]

complimented by catfish leather uppers

[Eichhörnchen]

but were, he discovered, full

[Tango589]

of pineapple flavoured cottage cheese

[Fubar2Niner]

Yum, yum, said the mice

[Jimbuna]

from the local church asylum

[Fubar2Niner]

for sick, ageing and thoroughly

[Jimbuna]

worn out old forum moderators

[Aktungbby]

and gouty, doughty dismembered supplicants:D

[Fubar2Niner]

I be one o' them?

[Jimbuna]

said the smelly dwarf hunchback

[Fubar2Niner]

with a very large lunchbox

[Jimbuna]

stolen from the public convenience

[Eichhörnchen]

known to everybody as 'Reece'.

[Tango589]

(it belonged to George Michael)

*damn Eich, you beat me to it!*

[Jimbuna]

. Never look a gift horse

[Aktungbby]

from inside the Scaean Gate :har:...:oops:...:dead:

[Reece]

otherwise you might get a

[Eichhörnchen]

cat doing something in your

[Aktungbby]

fleece lined suede bedroom slippers

[Reece]

it will stink terrible like

[Eichhörnchen]

because when cats do that

[Reece]

it really annoys Steve so

[Jimbuna]

Reece was bound in chains

[Fubar2Niner]

incarcerated in naked orangutangs servitude

[Jimbuna]

to spend his remaining days

[Eichhörnchen]

with no slippers on his

[Fubar2Niner]

pussy, alas le chat was

[Jimbuna]

starting to be somewhat feline

[Aktungbby]

gnawing on a seven string

[Tango589]

banjo which belonged to a

[STEED]

smelly old women who lived

[Aktungbby]

nearer to god than thee

[Fubar2Niner]

unable to hit a barn

[Tango589]

door with a cricket bat

[Eichhörnchen]

(a word which rhymes with

[Aktungbby]

fat cats of Bangkok baht:x

[Jimbuna]

. The show must go on

[Eichhörnchen]

despite all attempts to derail

[Tango589]

the diabolical rollercoaster of life

[Fubar2Niner]

the slippers strapped themselves in

[Eichhörnchen]

and puss started the engine,

[Jimbuna]

released the handbrake and winked

[Aktungbby]

at the three mice passengers

[Jimbuna]

sitting on comfortable cheese chairs

[Eichhörnchen]

(and all wearing slippers too)

[Fubar2Niner]

smoking pipes and all having

[Aktungbby]

frolicsome, rollicking rodential social intercourse (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/rodential (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/rodential)) http://us.cdn2.123rf.com/168nwm/vectorshots/vectorshots1210/vectorshots121000204/15759404-scary-and-spooky-rat-vector.jpg (http://us.cdn2.123rf.com/168nwm/vectorshots/vectorshots1210/vectorshots121000204/15759404-scary-and-spooky-rat-vector.jpg)

[Eichhörnchen]

while eating their cheese sandwiches

[Tango589]

and drinking cups of tea

[Fubar2Niner]

, head mouse burped loudly releasing

[Eichhörnchen]

stomach gases which smelled like

[Tango589]

the bottom of satans cesspool

[Fubar2Niner]

unlikely place to find slippers

[Eichhörnchen]

but there they were, so

[Reece]

full of crap again that (not slippers again E!!)

[Eichhörnchen]

he couldn't get them on

[Reece]

finally they slipped in but

[Fubar2Niner]

all was not well, the

[Reece]

stink from the foul substance

[Jimbuna]

woke the green eyed goblin

[STEED]

who demanded free curry and

[Reece]

and got some when STEED

[Jimbuna]

was forced to open his

[Tango589]

wallet and start spending money

[Reece]

on a new pair of

[STEED]

Sexy red knickers for Reece

[Tango589]

who wore them for Eichhörnchen

[Eichhörnchen]

who then set them alight

[Jimbuna]

with his fiery hot passion

[BossMark]

which was not so good

[Eichhörnchen]

considering his preferences in that

[Reece]

he preferred the same sex.:dead:

[Eichhörnchen]

That's how Reece dreamed it.:)

[Reece]

But the dream turned out

[BossMark]

to be very true and

[Reece]

Eichhörnchen became jealous when Reece

[Eichhörnchen]

wore mens' clothing for once

[Jimbuna]

therefore not conforming with Eichhörnchens

[Reece]

lovely pink dress and handbag

[Jimbuna]

or contrasting fish net stockings

[Tango589]

which were compulsory attire for

[Jimbuna]

those who were gender confused

[Eichhörnchen]

...suddenly Jim's alarm clock sounded

[Tango589]

like a pregnant duck farting

[Jimbuna]

in a bag of chisels

[Eichhörnchen]

so dreams about Eichhörnchen ended.

[Jimbuna]

Safe in the land of

[Eichhörnchen]

Nod, Reece dreamed of frilly

[Tango589]

blancmanges and bowls of steaming

[STEED]

clams in chocolate curry sauce

[Jimbuna]

with traces of ground glass

[Eichhörnchen]

which he swallowed greedily, farting

[STEED]

the national anthem that shocked

[mapuc]

my little ponies who decided

[Reece]

glass shrapnel is too much

[Jimbuna]

for the faint of heart

[Reece]

Jim took cover while STEED

[Jimbuna]

exposed himself to a copper

[STEED]

The sexy lady copper said

[Eichhörnchen]

"I just saw a squirrel

[Jimbuna]

chewing on its own nuts