The Five Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

on an old paddle steamer

[Aktungbby]

without a screw to boothttps://www.modelshipmaster.com/products/civil_war/custis/George%20Washington%20Parke%20Custis%20ship%20repl ica.jpg

[Reece]

definitely a loose screw though! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

....'cause their tighty 'ain't rightyhttps://media1.tenor.com/m/nbnob-4YMs4AAAAC/tightening-a-screw-waldo.gif

[Reece]

that's a stripped thread there!! :O:

[Aktungbby]

...enduring a wrenching experience:arrgh!:

[Reece]

then the bolt snapped, Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

was also a screw missing

[blackswan40]

The rubber washer fell off

[Jimbuna]

quickly joined with a rubber

[Aktungbby]

...dubba dubba doo dad dubber!:D

[Reece]

Aktungbby admitted to the lunatic-asylum!! :o :oops: :88)

[Aktungbby]

:hmmm:....upgraded upon this spinning mudball!:yep::88):huh::o

[Reece]

that lost control hitting Jim!! :o:k_confused:

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby gets detained Buna's pleasure :yep:

[Jimbuna]

into a life of servitude

[Aktungbby]

kissin' ass and likkin' boots!:yeah: (like everyone does any how):wah:

[Jimbuna]

some even more than others

[Aktungbby]

....those need knee replacements sooner:O:

[Reece]

Seems that's the usual thing

[Aktungbby]

you're hip to the issue:yeah:

[Reece]

One sunny day Jim went for

[Aktungbby]

it! simply went for it!:yeah:

[blackswan40]

Starting hippy shake dance craze :yep:

[Reece]

Jim swung around and accidentally

[Raf1394]

hit the security guard who...

[Aktungbby]

was already getting hit upon:arrgh!:https://subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=10044:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

women who fancied ugly men

[Aktungbby]

of 'many hats' and pens:arrgh!::|\\:know::Kaleun_Salivating:

[blackswan40]

Shiny gold sheriffs badge also

[Reece]

that came from a cereal-box :yep:

[Jimbuna]

now I remember, Sugar Puffs :)

[blackswan40]

Aktungbbys the Honey Monster Jim :D


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[Jimbuna]

he's probably a 'cereal' killer

[Aktungbby]

...every morning: raisin-bran over shredded-wheat!:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

food fit for a king

[Raf1394]

Who captured a new castle...

[blackswan40]

Kingdom Toon as Buna says

[Reece]

Swanny being the castle's king :doh:

[Aktungbby]

...and Reece, his official Groom-of-the-Stool:Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

served regularly to Aktungbby - Yumm!! :dead:

[Jimbuna]

which ws always a pleasure

[Reece]

his burps smelt rather disgusting :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

as if by any chance

[Aktungbby]

...his incessant regurgitations hadn't ever

[Jimbuna]

stopped the earth from spinning

[Reece]

but certainly came close!! :o Meanwhile

[Jimbuna]

down at the local asylum

[Raf1394]

There was a child who

[Jimbuna]

could neither read nor write

[Reece]

. Jim lost his temper and

[blackswan40]

Gave Reece a right clout :doh:

[Reece]

missing me and striking Swanny!! :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

who fell to the ground

[blackswan40]

Out cold Until water thrown :yep:

[Raf1394]

Eager to seek he's revenge.

[Reece]

he bent over and "KAPOW" :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

in came Reece from behind

[Raf1394]

But he forgot that it...

[Jimbuna]

was now an illegal act

[Aktungbby]

similar in respect to Gomorrahmy:o

[Reece]

that Aktungbby practiced happily everyday!!:oops::timeout:

[Aktungbby]

while contemplating seven aligned planets

[Reece]

sheesh!! call the nuthouse Jim! :yep::doh:

[Jimbuna]

they have refused him admission

[Aktungbby]

:Kaleun_Binocular:for viewing Uranus through binocularshttps://www.lohud.com/gcdn/authoring/authoring-images/2025/01/06/PNJM/77489180007-x-73-god-0-e.png?width=650&height=400&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp https://images.jifo.co/21540871_1738335138822.png <Neptune and uranus can only be seen with 'scope or binocs:yeah:

[Reece]

that place is a hole!! :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

not for the first time

[Aktungbby]

that place is a hole!! :oops::yep: well I'm holier than thou!:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

not what Mother Superior said

[Raf1394]

Back we came to earth.

[Jimbuna]

but with one helluva bang

[Reece]

when Uranus blew up, Aktungbby

[Aktungbby]

decided Pluto is planet eight

[Reece]

I'll bark at that response!! :D

[Jimbuna]

instead of the usual whimper

[Reece]

Aktungbby set up an alter

[Jimbuna]

then proposed marriage to Reece

[Reece]

but Reece kneed his groin!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

then promptly kissed it better

[Aktungbby]

...Reece kneed...desperately kneading some true luv!:/\\k::eek::|\\

[Jimbuna]

Next one round the bend

[Reece]

Aktungbby is eyeing Jim now! :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up: :Kaleun_Sick:

[Raf1394]

But the church was empty.

[Reece]

can't respond to that mate!! :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Once more into the breech

[Aktungbby]

can't respond to that mate!! :hmmm: ...nonresponsiveness to mates: standard elderly-S.O.P.!:yeah::oops::dead:

[Jimbuna]

best to follow previous post

[Reece]

or you'll get a spanking!! :oops:

[Aktungbby]

...that's foreplay for old sods:Kaleun_Salivating::O:

[Reece]

hey I'm old, where? when? :D

[Aktungbby]

you"ll hafta stand in line!:yep:

[Reece]

how then should I dress? :hmmm:

[Raf1394]

You dress in the way.

[Eichhörnchen]

most appropriate for a spanking.

[Aktungbby]

...depending on yer flagellated Messiah-Complex

[Jimbuna]

pink would be an appropriate

[Raf1394]

But he is maybe colorblind.

[Eichhörnchen]

or just a silly old

[Aktungbby]

dottering, misanthropic, :subsim:ing miserable
miscreant

[Eichhörnchen]

who looked rather like STEED.

[Reece]

flattery will get you nowhere!! :O:

[Jimbuna]

at least STEED made sense

[Aktungbby]

...but couldn't make any cents

[Jimbuna]

out of a Dollar bill

[Aktungbby]

useable in toilet paper shortages:yeah:

[Eichhörnchen]

or a game of Monopoly

[Jimbuna]

get out of jail free

[Eichhörnchen]

and make a bigly deal

[Jimbuna]

on a house next door

[Eichhörnchen]

ignoring the signs of subsidence

[Raf1394]

that the building company ignored.

[Jimbuna]

parallel with the garden path

[Eichhörnchen]

up which we were led

[Aktungbby]

primrose pathed and yellow bricked:shucks:

[Reece]

Jim wins the gibberish award!! :salute:

[Eichhörnchen]

Who let you in here?

[Reece]

you sent me an invite!! :yep::hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

that's for the lions den

[Reece]

That's very hurtful guys. :wah: Eichhörnchen. . .

[Raf1394]

But only the strong survive

[Reece]

so who did survive . . . anyone? :hmmm:

[Eichhörnchen]

STEED survived and now lives

[Reece]

in a cave in Finland!! :yep:

[Raf1394]

Where it keeps getting cold.

[Jimbuna]

almost as cold as Iceland

[Aktungbby]

which is almost Minnesota Nicehttps://www.joegarzaphotography.com/images/xl/Sunkiss---Hollow-Rock---North-Shore---Minnesota.jpg <Grand Portage, MN...no wonder I moved to CA:O:

[Jimbuna]

a lot nicer than Antarctica

[Raf1394]

But warmer then the moon.

[Jimbuna]

not as warm as Uranus

[Eichhörnchen]

(No - I'm not going there!)

[Raf1394]

But i'm thinking about visiting...

[blackswan40]

The blue moon drag bar :D

[Jimbuna]

your favourit haunt I hear :)

[Eichhörnchen]

isn't that where Reece met

[blackswan40]

Swanny for happy hour cocktails :yep:

[Reece]

we ravaged the girls though!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

unfortunately, them Valkyries ravaged back!:oops::k_confused::dead:

[Raf1394]

And the Vikings were laughing.

[Aktungbby]

they're always a little...horny!.:timeout:https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/9FgAAOSw7bpbnUqT/s-l1200.jpg

[Reece]

Reece went down smiling, swanny

[blackswan40]

Went back for extra portions :yep:

[Eichhörnchen]

and they all lived happily

[Reece]

in the girls chambers!! :D However

[Jimbuna]

Reece wasn't interested in females

[Eichhörnchen]

what with all those marsupials

[Jimbuna]

hanging around every street corner

[Eichhörnchen]

asking you for a light

[Jimbuna]

but offering something completely different

[Eichhörnchen]

which you really don't want

[Jimbuna]

hanging about in your skiddies

[Aktungbby]

due to lack of 'witties'

[Jimbuna]

toilet paper was absolutely useless

[Eichhörnchen]

leaves were even more useless

[blackswan40]

That only leaves pine cones :doh:

[Eichhörnchen]

(plenty of traction in these)

[Reece]

Jim showed how it's done :yep:

[Raf1394]

While others just kept watching.

[Reece]

and laughing their heads off.:yep:

[Eichhörnchen]

The cones were chafing his

[Reece]

The cones were chafing his

buttocks as he slid down

[Eichhörnchen]

and landed in a pool

[Jimbuna]

with plenty of hot women

[Eichhörnchen]

- but then he woke up

[Jimbuna]

and suddenly realised that the

[Eichhörnchen]

gas had been left on

[Jimbuna]

and the mice were beginning

[Eichhörnchen]

to run up his trousers

[Reece]

looking for a nutty feast :oops::o

[Eichhörnchen]

but they found nothing but

[Reece]

a forest of black curly

[Jimbuna]

twiglets from the black forest

[Reece]

they were Jim's new pets!! :yep: (I'm done for)

[blackswan40]

Swanny made a pine box :shucks:

[Jimbuna]

just big enough for Reece

[blackswan40]

Fitted with a trap door :yep:

[Aktungbby]

:hmmm:....perfect for saddamming one's hussainhttps://www.heraldtimesonline.com/gcdn/media/2021/08/08/Bloomington/aa8808a51faa731af585ec856a83c814.jpg?width=265&height=200&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp:oops::dead:

[Jimbuna]

swift and most appropriate justice

[Reece]

Jim had pity resuscitating me!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

with a brass bicycle footpump

[Reece]

it did the job though! :up:

[Jimbuna]

blowing Reece up big style

[Reece]

I now suffered bad gas!!:oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

which complemented your bad breath

[Raf1394]

But the dentist told worse

[Aktungbby]

:hmmm:...vapors Priestess Pythia could oracle by https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3f/The_Oracle_of_Delphi_Entranced.jpg

[Reece]

That's a load of hogwash!! :doh:

[Eichhörnchen]

said Hitler to von Clausewitz

[Reece]

followed by a swift clout! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Aktungbby]

...what 'lightning war's all about:shucks:

[Reece]

Aktungbby was struck by lightning!! :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Aktungbby]

...blitz'd by a flashy bolt

[Reece]

traveling from head to buttocks!! :o:oops::doh:

[Aktungbby]

....worse than K-Mart blue-light specials

[Reece]

these were red light specials!!:k_confused:

[Eichhörnchen]

with red swastikas all over

[Jimbuna]

the back of their pants

[Reece]

Aktungbby loaded his shotgun - BOOM! :o

[Eichhörnchen]

- the shot ricocheted off Reece's

[Reece]

Buttocks hitting Aktungbby's groin, he

[Jimbuna]

grimaced as his manhood disappeared

[Raf1394]

Went to the hospital fast

[Jimbuna]

looking for an old elastoplast

[Aktungbby]

for his corroded steel balls:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

that were no longer functional

[Eichhörnchen]

but there was little they

[Jimbuna]

could do for him now

[Raf1394]

Still he kept believing that...

[Reece]

the swelling would go down! :oops::oops:

[Aktungbby]

unfortunately my viagra prevented that!:oops::damn::stare:

[Reece]

until a cold shower taken :salute:

[Eichhörnchen]

first thing in the morning

[Jimbuna]

and last thing at night

[Reece]

next morning on the bus

[Jimbuna]

Reece had forgotten his purse

[Reece]

but thankfully boyfriend Jim helped

[Jimbuna]

put his lipstick back on

[Reece]

after a cuddle they went

[Aktungbby]

slithering under their repective rocks

[Reece]

Jim's rock was much bigger!! :O:

[Aktungbby]

...but yours was considerably slimier

[Reece]

I found Aktungbby under mine!! :oops::o

[Raf1394]

He was hiding from the

[Jimbuna]

good old light of day

[Reece]

groping around holding some slimy

[Jimbuna]

sausage roll for his dinner

[Reece]

slimy - covered in blowfly maggots!! :dead::oops::doh:

[Raf1394]

suddenly he got the bill.

[Jimbuna]

and all hell broke loose

[Reece]

two dollars for each maggot!! :k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

....tastey protein on Raisin Bran :Kaleun_Salivating::oops::Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

was always on the menu

[Reece]

Raf1394 went for a walk

[Aktungbby]

ambling along in ambulatory fashion

[Reece]

he wandered onto the road

[Raf1394]

And suddenly was attacked by

[Reece]

Aktungbby, but slipped on a

[Jimbuna]

spilt carton of vegetable soup

[Reece]

the alphabet flashed before him :D

[Jimbuna]

and stopped half way through

[Aktungbby]

halfway through:hmmm:...dead-on letter: abcdefghijkloM!nopqrstuvwxyz:yeah::Kaleun_Thumbs_U p:

[Jimbuna]

not the foggiest idea here

[blackswan40]

M's middle for diddle Buna (Sometimes thas gota think sideways on ya x and y axis) :D

[Reece]

Jim could only say mmm

[blackswan40]

Time for a wee nip :yep::arrgh!::yep: (Not just for Admiral's but chief of the Boat too!)

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[Reece]

but Swanny guzzled it down!! :o :D

[blackswan40]

While the Chiefs way the (blackswan40 comes out to play :D)

[Raf1394]

But suddenly someone got angry.

[Reece]

it was Jim!! He proceeded

[Jimbuna]

to have a dicky fit