The Five Word Story Game

[Gerald]

before someone close to ya

[Jimbuna]

makes yet another impromptu return

[STEED]

The daffodil war broke out! :eek:

[Reece]

STEED loaded his gun with

[STEED]

Black tulips and black roses

[Reece]

and fired at Jim's butt!!:oops::o:D

[STEED]

Jim's butt exploded causing massive

[Jimbuna]

shrapnel damage to STEEDS face

[Reece]

Both STEED and Jim cried

[STEED]

And went to see Dr Reece

[Jimbuna]

the aboriginal dwarf trainee proctologist

[STEED]

Slapped on jim's new butt.

[Jimbuna]

STEED laughed and continued spamming

[Reece]

about Jim's new butt, meanwhile

[Jimbuna]

Reece decided he would also

[STEED]

Jim turned into a cat

[Jimbuna]

and clawed someones plastic balls

[STEED]

Eichhörnchen jumped up barking like

[Cyborg322]

an American Werewolf in Gateshead :eek:

[Fubar2Niner]

Will someone shut that bloody

[STEED]

Mrs May up with her

[Jimbuna]

lies, lies and more lies

[STEED]

Fubar2Niner marched into No.10

[komi]

On the Eurovision rankings where

[Reece]

STEED sat high and mighty :timeout:

[komi]

Before falling over completely plastered

[STEED]

Drinking jim's altra strong beer

[Reece]

containing enama's, his guts heaved

[Cyborg322]

but the need was great

[Reece]

all of a sudden there

[Fubar2Niner]

gushed forth, over Mrs. May

[Reece]

a huge pile of poop!!:oops::o

[Jimbuna]

Those of a low mentality

[Reece]

always end up with a

[Jimbuna]

great number of naughty children

[STEED]

And women with big boobs

[Fubar2Niner]

Theresa gazed downward and sighed

[STEED]

Reece pumped them up with

[Fubar2Niner]

typically tory copious hot air

[STEED]

PM May's big boobs caused

[Eichhörnchen]

a sensation at the Tory

[STEED]

Government, lets campaign for boobs

[Reece]

Trump yelled "mine are bigger":oops:

[STEED]

And hit the blue button

[Fubar2Niner]

Mays boobs expanded exponentially, then

[Reece]

Kaboom!! Cheap milk for sale!!:yep:

[Buddahaid]

but the milk was spoilt

[Aktungbby]

Indeed 'curdled'; all being mammon

[Eichhörnchen]

and causing the bankers to

[Reece]

yell "no more Jibber Jabber"

[Jimbuna]

from the lot of you

[Aktungbby]

threatening to invest in bitcoin

[Eichhörnchen]

and throw their money away.

[Fubar2Niner]

Mr. Bitcoin exploded with excitement

[Cyborg322]

meanwhile back on earth we

https://i.imgur.com/ijfaQOH.jpg

[STEED]

Witness the bankers robbing us.

[Fubar2Niner]

that was 'bankers' wasn't it ? !!!

[STEED]

Reece checked his slang dictionary

[Reece]

and found it was "w......"

[Jimbuna]

with a seriously capital 'W'

[Reece]

Jim loved the word Wombats!!:D

[Fubar2Niner]

In fact anything marsupial related

[STEED]

Jim threw a big party

[Reece]

and invited all marsupials wearing

[STEED]

Hot pants and funny hats

[Reece]

Jim had the hots for

[Fubar2Niner]

a particularly cute possum, wearing

[STEED]

Rubber bondage gear coloured green

[Jimbuna]

nothing but a huge grin

[Aktungbby]

THE RICTUS OF 'PLAYIN' POSSUM':O:

[Jimbuna]

in a nuns secretive wardrobe

[Aktungbby]

where 'conventional' holiness means...nada!

[Reece]

Aktungbby joined in by wearing

[Jimbuna]

a thong of many colours

[Reece]

, lovingly he kissed them and

[Aktungbby]

UNLOCKED ALL THEIR CHASTITY BELTS:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Reece]

and found cobwebs and filth

[STEED]

And big hairy french truckers

[Jimbuna]

fled back through the chunnel

[STEED]

As Brexit falls apart..Vendor

[Jimbuna]

permeates yet more utter confusion

[Reece]

as he puffs his bong

[Jimbuna]

filled with smelly happy baccy

[mapuc]

Nevertheless it was very tasty

[Jimbuna]

when mixed with hyena droppings

[Reece]

Jim named it "Crappy Baccy" :yep:

[Cyborg322]

available from most good Weedstores

https://i.imgur.com/FGNGaGZ.jpg

[Reece]

Jim tried some and got

http://www.stonerdays.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/CHEECH-N-CHONG-copy.jpg

[Jimbuna]

as high as a kite

[STEED]

Declaring the world must go

[Jimbuna]

the same way as Westeros

[STEED]

jim sat on his throne

[Jimbuna]

and eyed the toilet paper

[STEED]

As he divided the world

[Jimbuna]

into small slices of folly

[STEED]

And apple cheese mustard pies

[Reece]

were thrown at STEED, Jim

[Cyborg322]

protested but it was futile :nope:

https://i.imgur.com/DG7cNVR.png

[Reece]

a pork pie hit Jim's

[Jimbuna]

dog who ate it quickly

[Fubar2Niner]

and instantly trumped very loudly

[Eichhörnchen]

emptying the room quickly with

[Jimbuna]

a swish of his tail

[Reece]

releasing toxic gasses, Eichhörnchen yelled

[Jimbuna]

like a frightened little girl

[STEED]

Wearing frizzy American 1940's knickers.

[Fubar2Niner]

Wiggling his silk clad backside

[STEED]

Telling uncle adolf to shove

[Eichhörnchen]

it right up his arse.

[STEED]

He was not pleased and

[Eichhörnchen]

went straight into the khazi

[STEED]

Planning to invade Eichhörnchen's house

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/tmQ1M0T.jpg but needed a crap first

[Jimbuna]

in such a trite fashion

[STEED]

Adolf flushed himself down the

[Jimbuna]

back of the cereal bowl

[STEED]

Bus full of Reece's clones

[Jimbuna]

daytrippers from the local asylum

[STEED]

Singing and drinking funny water

[Jimbuna]

and blowing energy fuelled bubbles

[STEED]

To explode in Trump's bath

[Fubar2Niner]

like Irvana and Melania farting

[Jimbuna]

into a cathode ray tube

[Reece]

the static ignited the gas :o

[Jimbuna]

blowing everyone to kingdom come

[Fubar2Niner]

Trump admired his red button

[Eichhörnchen]

which glowed and throbbed, just

[Fubar2Niner]

enough to gain Mays attention

[Eichhörnchen]

who then reached across to

[Reece]

feel the red throbbing thing

[Eichhörnchen]

(which was a button, remember)

[Reece]

yes but using her imagination

[Buddahaid]

failed to make a difference

[Reece]

then May cried out "YES!!!"

[Buddahaid]

when she realized that the

[Eichhörnchen]

big red throbbing thing was

[Reece]

Big and hairy and hung

[Eichhörnchen]

almost down to the ground

[Reece]

Jim cried "stop staring!!" and

[Jimbuna]

poured himself another large rum

[STEED]

Before departing to MARS for..

[Reece]

a colonoscopy, after the operation

[mapuc]

he had to fart due

[Reece]

to a large blockage of

[Buddahaid]

steamy cabbage clinging ferociously to

[Reece]

steamy cabbage clinging ferociously to
the large intestine, then suddenly

[Cyborg322]

the floodgates opened everyone ran

[Reece]

but too late for STEED

[Buddahaid]

being distracted by a skirt

[Reece]

got covered in brown slime :oops::wah:

[STEED]

That was Vendor's printing oil

[Jimbuna]

secreted from an elephants trunk

[STEED]

Vendor's big secret was out! :shifty:

[Jimbuna]

unfortunately nobody gave a toss

[Reece]

except Jim who sobbed until

[Jimbuna]

Reece ran out of superlatives

[Buddahaid]

and substituted soporific soposatories to

(fifteen syllables, record? hmmmmm......)

[Reece]

to aid Buddahaid with his

[Buddahaid]

transition to Aboriginal dream world

[Aktungbby]

ATOP AN IMAGINED Pitjantjatjara (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitjantjatjara)'S ULARU (fifteen syllables??-DEAD HEAT):O: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3e/Uluru_Panorama.jpg/600px-Uluru_Panorama.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Uluru_Panorama.jpg)

[Reece]

any advance on fifteen syllables? :hmmm:

[Buddahaid]

would start syllable cold war

[Reece]

Better not Jim would likely

[Jimbuna]

release his secret homing pigeons

[STEED]

In to apple custard pie

[Reece]

that he threw at STEED :O:

[Jimbuna]

. On a planet far away

[Reece]

STEED tried to leave but

[STEED]

Had to watch the TV

[Jimbuna]

more precisely it was CBBC

[STEED]

Conservative Big Broad Casting channel! :o

[Jimbuna]

so the secret was out

[STEED]

Jim had lunch at Claridge's

[Reece]

with his partner STEED, they

[STEED]

Invited Reece and Vendor to

[Reece]

share the experience, Vendor said

[STEED]

I will wash up and

[Reece]

stand here butt naked for

[STEED]

For the whole day until

[Tango589]

I am relieved of duties

[Reece]

that being public toilet cleaning :yep:

[Jimbuna]

. Never let it be said

[Reece]

that STEED shirked his duties

[Jimbuna]

at the local lunatic asylum

[STEED]

The EU Parliament Brussels Europe

[Jimbuna]

was way beyond his capabilities

[STEED]

Watching jim streaking in Parliament

[Jimbuna]

was his true lifelong interest

[STEED]

Reece and Vendor voted for

[Jimbuna]

STEED to be chemically castrated

[STEED]

jim said castrate me first

[Cyborg322]

call me Nobby no Nuts

[STEED]

Reece laughed so loud, Vendor..

[Reece]

crapped his dacks, STEED just

[mapuc]

Comment deleted, Steed was a little faster than me

[STEED]

went into our price records.

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/20/1b/0b/201b0b2154f8ba89d81c2648d367fc7c---s-childhood-memories.jpg

[Jimbuna]

The usual diatribe simply intensified

[Reece]

, Jim lost his temper and

[Jimbuna]

threw a ferocious left hook

[Tango589]

which failed to make contact

[Eichhörnchen]

with STEED's miserable git face

[Jimbuna]

all wrinkly and dinner stained

[Eichhörnchen]

like Scrooge's ugly older brother

[Reece]

STEED's feelings were hurt that

[Jimbuna]

the soup kitchen was closed

[Eichhörnchen]

and the soup dragon gone

[Jimbuna]

dancing with the garden fairies

[Buddahaid]

under the giant lily pads

[Eichhörnchen]

of doom, where the grommits

[Reece]

Buddahaid cried, "Oh how gay"

[Buddahaid]

my friends all seem today

[Reece]

especially Jim and Eichhörnchen, they

[Buddahaid]

went shopping for new shoes

[Reece]

to match their tutu's, then

[STEED]

Saw some Bra's half price.

[Jimbuna]

. Nothing was as it seemed

[STEED]

As Dracula dropped by..."Hi"

[Jimbuna]

do you fancy a bite?

[Cyborg322]

or just a little nibble

[STEED]

Eichhörnchen said come on do...

[Buddahaid]

Let's all do the hustle

[Aktungbby]

WEARING A CORSET AND BUSTLE

[Eichhörnchen]

as the breezy trees rustle

[STEED]

Reece popped in to say

[Eichhörnchen]

I can't keep my secret

[STEED]

I am King Reece 1st

[mapuc]

and I'm here to conquer

[STEED]

Pot Noodle ghost chili flavour :o


http://cdn7.bigcommerce.com/s-cb3kf/images/stencil/1200x1800/products/322/538/Ghost_Chili_Pepper_Hotness_Comparison_01_01__59202 .1408420163.jpg?c=2

[Reece]

and feed it to STEED :oops::O:

[STEED]

Who vanished before Reece tried

[Reece]

to give him more, however

[STEED]

Jim jumped in.."Pot Noodle" :DL

[Reece]

Screaming "give me more!! more!!"

[STEED]

Jim found the secret to

[Reece]

putting on weight without eating

[Jimbuna]

anything of any real value

[Reece]

to be of no value!!:oops:

[Buddahaid]

Jim then has an idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf0q89IG4Sg

[Reece]

what if I eat more??:hmmm:

[STEED]

Curry, lots and lots curry

[Jimbuna]

just don't eat STEEDS spam

[STEED]

That was on Reece's butt! :o

[Jimbuna]

Keep up the 'good' work

[STEED]

Vendor said just before he

[Jimbuna]

turned his back on reality

[Reece]

Seeing Jim pick his nose

[Jimbuna]

whilst wearing a boxing glove

[STEED]

Declaring labour was dead as

[Jimbuna]

STEEDS future race relations efforts

[Cyborg322]

the charm schools efforts wasted