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Time to make not voting a crime and the sentence six months in prison. And for those people who just can not see any party to vote for the ballet paper will carry the option none of the above. Sitting on your arse bleating on without even going over to your polling station to place to X next to none of the above is no excuse and off to prison you go, if I had my way. ;)
Bit of reportage over here about the apathy in EU for voting: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-05-26/wellings-euro-apathy-a-breeding-ground-for-populist-politics/5477168
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-05-26/european-election-ukip-national-front/5476776
Is it as bad as they make it sound?
Is this Jim and Bossmark celebrating with Farage?
http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/5477046-3x2-700x467.jpg
democratic life in Europe, writes Ben Wellings.
:har::har::har::har:
Jimbuna
05-26-14, 06:39 AM
I know why they were laughing...Nick Clegg was holding the camera :)
BossMark
05-26-14, 06:46 AM
According to sky news Clegg as not been seen at all today :hmm2:
1. His he writing his resignation notice.
2. Is he dangling from a piece of rope
3. Emigrated to some deserted Island
Jimbuna
05-26-14, 06:49 AM
Probably locked in a secure installation.
D. mounting his masters leg more like. :shifty:
Why is Toff Boy going around like he had a good night?
BossMark
05-26-14, 07:58 AM
Why is Toff Boy going around like he had a good night?
D. mounting his masters leg more like. :shifty:
Think you may have answered your own question there STEED :har::har:
Cleggs on the radio he lives!
More to come..
And here is the highlights..
Clegg is staying.
Yes it was a bad hit.
We will fight back.
LibDems know what is best for Britain.
Jimbuna
05-26-14, 08:49 AM
Cleggs on the radio he lives!
LibDems know what is best for Britain.
Would he care to let the electorate know what it is then? :)
Jimbuna
05-26-14, 08:56 AM
You have to feel for the Lib Dems :-?
Sorry, I meant the Lib Dem :)
Would he care to let the electorate know what it is then? :)
He didn't say...Maybe hes working on right now. :03:
I have a suggestion free ultra soft toilet paper for all. :03::03::cool:
BossMark
05-26-14, 09:08 AM
We will fight back.
LibDems know what is best for Britain.
He as resigned then? :haha:
BossMark
05-26-14, 09:28 AM
Nigel Farage is made up UKIP have won the European elections, to celebrate he's going to drive to the pub in his German Mercedes-Benz, then when he gets there have a pint of Dutch Heineken while moaning about foreigners.
Nigel Farage is made up UKIP have won the European elections, to celebrate he's going to drive to the pub in his German Mercedes-Benz, then when he gets there have a pint of Dutch Heineken while moaning about foreigners.
I take it the wife will not be there with him. :lol:
BossMark
05-26-14, 09:50 AM
I take it the wife will not be there with him. :lol:
No she stopped in to help the French maid :D
No she stopped in to help the French maid :D
Girl on girl action...any pics? :lol:
Well, the Lib Dems lost their Scottish MEP to UKIP, so Farage's bunch now have a toehold north of the border:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-27572290
In true UKIP fashion, the new MEP has already compared Alex Salmond with Robert Mugabe:
http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/home-news/european-elections-special-on-heraldscotland.1401004988
"Ukip's main candidate, David Coburn, now an MEP, arrived at the central declaration point in Edinburgh last night and, in typically combative fashion, declared Alex Salmond to be the Robert Mugabe of Scottish politics, based on recently published land reform laws."
Proposed land reform in Scotland:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-27536800
Mike.
Tribesman
05-26-14, 12:41 PM
In other news Farage has updated his pre election rant to the little englanders.
Would you feel comfortable if 10 Glaswegian men moved into the house next door?
Stop immigration now!!!!! :rotfl2:
Well, the Lib Dems lost their Scottish MEP to UKIP, so Farage's bunch now have a toehold north of the border:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-27572290
In true UKIP fashion, the new MEP has already compared Alex Salmond with Robert Mugabe:
http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/home-news/european-elections-special-on-heraldscotland.1401004988
"Ukip's main candidate, David Coburn, now an MEP, arrived at the central declaration point in Edinburgh last night and, in typically combative fashion, declared Alex Salmond to be the Robert Mugabe of Scottish politics, based on recently published land reform laws."
Proposed land reform in Scotland:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-27536800
Mike.
STEED and Alec should get on like a house on fire then.
Jimbuna
05-26-14, 03:46 PM
STEED and Alec should get on like a house on fire then.
Patrick Fitzwilian and William Fitzpatrick.
In other news Farage has updated his pre election rant to the little englanders.
Would you feel comfortable if 10 Glaswegian men moved into the house next door?
Stop immigration now!!!!! :rotfl2:
That would depend on which side of Glasgow they came from. What would you prefer - Rangers or Celtic and all the sectarianism that hangs around those teams like a bad smell?
Patrick Fitzwilian and William Fitzpatrick.
Groan....:hmph:
Mind you, I don't know which is the most pungent - the fecal smell emanating from Lib Dem HQ or the Elysee Palace in Paris (poor Hollande - Merkel will be soo disappointed...)?:hmm2:
Mike.:03:
STEED Fitzalec and Alex Fitzsteed.
Fixed
Tribesman
05-26-14, 04:43 PM
That would depend on which side of Glasgow they came from. What would you prefer - Rangers or Celtic and all the sectarianism that hangs around those teams like a bad smell?
Glaswegians are Glaswegians just like Romanians are Romanians, they are all the same if we are dealing in stupid stereotyping for the mass consumption of populist nonsense.
I am sure Farage could have said the same about Scousers too, but the Tories had already covered that angle.:yep:
Glaswegians are Glaswegians just like Romanians are Romanians, they are all the same if we are dealing in stupid stereotyping for the mass consumption of populist nonsense.
I am sure Farage could have said the same about Scousers too, but the Tories had already covered that angle.:yep:
Snort! Very true.:yep:
TBH, the majority of Glaswegians are perfectly OK, but like any group it's idiots that give them a bad name. Unfortunately it's usually the ultra-hardline supporters in blue or green/white football tops.
Soooo, how long until someone put a sharp pointy object into Clegg? Will "Red" Ed get a personality transplant? Will Cameron stop his party being eaten alive by UKIP. Will Alex Salmond manage to stay on his diet?:hmm2:
Mike.
Tribesman
05-26-14, 05:12 PM
Will Cameron stop his party being eaten alive by UKIP.
Good point.
They already swallowed up the National Front, this election they seem to have taken in all the BNP voters, will they eat up the Tories next?
BossMark
05-27-14, 02:29 AM
24 UKIP members are now MEPs at the Parliament in Brussels.
Going over there and taking all the jobs...
Jimbuna
05-27-14, 03:13 AM
The burning question being....can they perform as well in a general election?
BossMark
05-27-14, 04:17 AM
The burning question being....can they perform as well in a general election?
Not sure maybe some of those who voted for them in the locals and Euro election may go back to Labour and Tory, and then there is those lazy sods who didn't bother to vote this time.:hmm2:
BossMark
05-27-14, 06:02 AM
The Lib Dems' poor showing in the local and European elections has apparently caused some people to question Nick Clegg's leadership.
I think calling it 'leadership' is going a bit far.
Jimbuna
05-27-14, 06:50 AM
I saw Nick Clegg and Danny Alexander in a telphone box this morning ' must of been their annual AGM.
Nick Clegg is writing a book in his bunker as we speak and I have given him the title of that book.
The Fall and possible death of the Lib Dems.
Jimbuna
05-27-14, 07:00 AM
Nick Clegg is writing a book in his bunker as we speak and I have given him the title of that book.
The Fall and possible death of the Lib Dems.
What are the two worst things about Nick Clegg?
His face.
What are the two worst things about Nick Clegg?
His face.
Good title jim you writing book on the Clegg years?
BossMark
05-27-14, 07:06 AM
Good title jim you writing book on the Clegg years?
That would take all of 2 pages :haha:
That's good news for jim and the readers, for jim more curry time and for the reader once read handle toilet paper. :lol:
BossMark
05-27-14, 07:23 AM
That's good news for jim and the readers, for jim more curry time and for the reader once read handle toilet paper. :lol:
Hope they havent got the squirts then :haha:
BossMark
05-27-14, 07:30 AM
Recently a poll suggested that Ukip would make a terrible government.
Ukip have since had him deported....
Clegg gets back in touch with local Libs as he is seen streaking in Sheffield! :o
Seems Clegg as gone to left towards the tree hugging greens, can't that man get anything right?
BossMark
05-27-14, 08:01 AM
Why the Lib Dems ever picked Nick Clegg as their leader in the first place is beyond me.
Poor old Cleggy hasn't been the same since Compo pushed him down that hill in an old bath
I wonder if Toff Boy will keep him as a pet after next year? :hmmm:
Jimbuna
05-27-14, 09:27 AM
I wonder if Toff Boy will keep him as a pet after next year? :hmmm:
Only if he changes his name to Larry.
Jimbuna
05-27-14, 09:31 AM
I think the Lib Dems need a name change, chocolate fire guard party sounds good.
BossMark
05-27-14, 11:49 AM
Just like the sound of running water makes me want to piss!
The Tory's talking about Europe makes me want to poop.
Jimbuna
05-28-14, 05:55 AM
Recently a poll suggested that UKIP would make a terrible government.
UKIP have since had him deported....
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BouIVvtCAAAGjWg.jpg:large
Lord Oakeshott's resignation letter, or part of it, and I can't say I disagree with him. Clegg has got to go and the Lib Dems have to show a bit of back-bone against the Tories if they're not going to be wiped out at the next election.
They seem to have this mistaken belief that the reason that they're being wiped out is because they're in coalition with the Tories who have made unpopular choices, this is quite wrong, it's because they have systematically betrayed every single voter that voted for them in the 2010 elections by reneging on every promise they made, not exactly surprising for the cynical amongst us, but for the student vote which was their biggest block it was a major let down.
Lynch Clegg, install someone half decent (not Cable) and start rebelling against the Tories, bring the damn government down if need be, only then would the Lib Dems stand half a chance of survival.
As it is, they're screwed. :nope:
Herr-Berbunch
05-28-14, 11:42 AM
The only lib dem that would ever get my vote was Ashdown, but now he's become a little mad too. Heck, that man could lead the Tories, why he chose yellow I'll never know.
It's a shame because Clegg had promise, I mean, I liked Kennedy but he wasn't leader material, not strong enough and Ming belonged in a Werthers Originals advert, Clegg was someone new, fresh, young and confident. Watching him in PMQs back when Brown was PM actually made me sit up and think 'Wow, the Lib Dems have someone with a backbone'...Dear God, how wrong can one be? :nope: But, I knew that this would happen as soon as it was announced that Clegg had gone with Cameron. If only Brown had offered to stand down and call for new leadership elections in the Labour Party then Clegg may have gone for Labour, and he might have managed to keep some of his voter base. Quite what the economy would be like now under a Lib/Lab coalition is a matter for long and winded debate I am sure, but I think the Lib Dems would be in slightly better shape.
BossMark
05-29-14, 02:32 AM
As a out an out Labour supporter and party member, I thought Clegg was OK and a good leader of the Lib Dems, there was no way would I have ever voted for him or his party, but my sister had that misfortune to do so in 2010 (but never again) after always voting Labour that was down to Gordon Brown being PM, I just wished that he would have stepped down and David Miliband had taken over 12 months before the 2010 general election, the result may have been a bit different, but that is also up for argument.
As for Clegg now well he as sunk lower than a snakes belly after getting into bed with the Tories and going back on all his promises just so that he had that bit of power, which will just about wipe his party out in the 2015 general election.
BossMark
05-29-14, 02:50 AM
Iain Duncan Smith has promised there will be 'no food banks within 5 years' if his party wins the next election.
They're just going to shut them and let the plebs starve to death.
Jimbuna
05-29-14, 05:21 AM
It's a shame because Clegg had promise, I mean, I liked Kennedy but he wasn't leader material, not strong enough and Ming belonged in a Werthers Originals advert, Clegg was someone new, fresh, young and confident. Watching him in PMQs back when Brown was PM actually made me sit up and think 'Wow, the Lib Dems have someone with a backbone'...Dear God, how wrong can one be? :nope: But, I knew that this would happen as soon as it was announced that Clegg had gone with Cameron. If only Brown had offered to stand down and call for new leadership elections in the Labour Party then Clegg may have gone for Labour, and he might have managed to keep some of his voter base. Quite what the economy would be like now under a Lib/Lab coalition is a matter for long and winded debate I am sure, but I think the Lib Dems would be in slightly better shape.
Looking back, Brown should have stepped down as you suggest and hopefully David Miliband could have picked up and repair the pieces....alright, I know he is a friend of mine but honestly, there is a lot more about him than what we have currently.
Currently, I look at what the leadership options are for any of the parties and I shudder at the thought.
As a Labour Party member my conscience tells me Miliband and co. do not have the answers.
BossMark
05-30-14, 03:27 AM
The local Liberal Democrat politician came to my door earlier.
He said, "I lost. Not one single vote! When I came round here last week, you promised you would vote for me!"
I replied, "Well, now you know how it feels."
Jimbuna
05-30-14, 04:52 AM
Cameron still finds the time to support the national team prior to their involvenent in the World Cup.
Probably causing massive depression throughout the squad :)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27627455
BossMark
05-30-14, 11:52 AM
Nick Clegg has given an emotional interview in which he insisted it had not crossed his mind to resign indeed there was every reason to celebrate.
In fact he said that he and the other Lib Dems were going to have a small party.
Jimbuna
05-30-14, 12:18 PM
George Osborne has just gotten a new sports car. He goes to Liverpool and runs over a little girl's puppy. A furious onlooker gets Osborne out of the car, draws a circle on the road and tells Osborne to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up his leather seats. He turns around and sees Osborne's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting his windows and beating his car. He looks back to see that Osborne's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices Osborne's tires. He turns around and Osborne's laughing so hard, he's about to fall down.
The man demands, "What's so funny?"
Osborne says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
Iain Duncan Smith has promised there will be 'no food banks within 5 years' if his party wins the next election.
They're just going to shut them and let the plebs starve to death.
WHAT!...NO PROFIT!
More like tax them and tax the users and watch the money roll in.
Out of the shadows steps the grey man...:rolleyes:
Former Prime Minister Sir John Major has said he believes David Cameron will succeed in reclaiming powers from the European Union before holding a referendum on the UK's membership.http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-27631970
Stick to drinking coco and cricket you noodle. :sign_yeah:
Jimbuna
05-31-14, 05:47 AM
Mr Cameron has promised to hold a referendum on EU membership in 2017, if the Tories win the next general election, so people can decide if they are satisfied with the concessions his government will have negotiated in the meantime.
Which is the lesser evil....another term for the Tories or remaining in the EU? :hmmm:
Which is the lesser evil....another term for the Tories or remaining in the EU? :hmmm:
Remaining in the EU...:88)
Tories must go first. :03:
Jimbuna
05-31-14, 11:42 AM
You want your cake and eat it :)
You want your cake and eat it :)
Mmmm cake...http://goodtoknow.media.ipcdigital.co.uk/111/00000577f/389d_orh220w334/Mary-Berry-Victoria-sponge-15k.jpg
Cameron warns Britain could quit EU if Juncker gets top job
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/cameron-warns-britain-could-quit-eu-juncker-gets-160640518.html#AkTaBEf
:k_rofl::k_rofl::k_rofl::k_rofl:
BossMark
05-31-14, 01:18 PM
Which is the lesser evil....another term for the Tories or remaining in the EU? :hmmm:
Remaining in the EU...:88)
Tories must go first. :03:
Yes lets get rid of the Tories then sort the EU out.
FRACK OFF!
These people are right up Toff Boy's country club with this comment...
A leading fracking (https://uk.news.yahoo.com/fracking/) company has warned that the industry will grind to a halt in Britain unless the Government allows it to drill under people's property without permission.
Cuadrilla chief executive Francis Egan told The Times it would be impractical to negotiate access with every landowner where it wants to use the controversial pressure mining technique.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/fracking-company-warns-over-access-103900689.html?bcmt_s=p&bcmt=1401573475749-3f2ec9e7-b4b3-4f81-a7ee-72499aa65e39&_profileOut=comment#ugccmt-container
Jimbuna
06-01-14, 06:59 AM
After saying that worrying about immigration is not prejudice, Ed Miliband has stated that he doesn't think Nigel Farage is a racist.
So that's the next coalition government sorted out already then.
BossMark
06-03-14, 07:32 AM
Cameron might be shafting the country but at least he's practising safe sex and using Clegg as a condom
Jimbuna
06-03-14, 09:24 AM
http://s8.postimg.org/w1mmnnc91/cameron_clegg_in.jpg (http://postimage.org/)
Jimbuna
06-03-14, 09:31 AM
Getting some coalition with Farage practice in:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27681061
The Big Society is dead..
Long live The Big Corporation..
Stand to attention your lord and Master David Cameron lays it out in the Queen's speech...
Powers to allow fracking firms to dig under private property without asking
There you have it folks, wast million of pounds of money just to retrieve hundreds of pounds of gas and oil which they will have to charge you double if not more for.
Red Devil
06-04-14, 12:00 PM
If I find anybody digging under my home, the next thing down the hole will be grenades :arrgh!:
BossMark
06-04-14, 01:31 PM
Wish toffboy and his posh mates would frack off
Red Devil
06-04-14, 02:12 PM
Never Trust labour, look what Blair and Brown did and everyone in their party has done since :arrgh!:
Jimbuna
06-05-14, 05:38 AM
If I find anybody digging under my home, the next thing down the hole will be grenades :arrgh!:
Maybe a depth charge or two as well.
Red Devil
06-05-14, 07:29 AM
you got it Jim :arrgh!:
BossMark
06-05-14, 08:09 AM
Mr Iain Duncan Smith said the Big Issue magazine was being used "more and more" as a foothold for Romanians to access tax credits.
I believe the Government should look at the Wider and Bigger Issue.......
Red Devil
06-05-14, 08:30 AM
here in my local town centre we have an indian lady who sells the BI. After she has finished 'work' for the day, her husband picks her up in his Mercedes!!!
Jimbuna
06-05-14, 11:43 AM
http://s30.postimg.org/6va1kbi5d/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)
Tribesman
06-05-14, 01:51 PM
here in my local town centre we have an indian lady who sells the BI. After she has finished 'work' for the day, her husband picks her up in his Mercedes!!!
So what?
Red Devil
06-05-14, 02:01 PM
So what what? I was talking to Bossmark not you.
Tribesman
06-05-14, 03:06 PM
So what what? I was talking to Bossmark not you.
Public forum young man.:O:
So do you have a point in your post?
Is there any reason why you can object to an indian selling the BI?
Are mercs prohibitively expensive in your world?
Looks like you have no point , so to repeat the question is in relation to your post...
So what?
If you cannot defend it then don't write it.
If you want more attention to your posts which have no point....
If I find anybody digging under my home, the next thing down the hole will be grenades
Sounds like rubbish, you don't own much of what's under your house. Do you not know what you own and what you don't own?
If you want to stop people digging under your home then buy the mineral rights off the owner:rotfl2:
Red Devil
06-05-14, 04:29 PM
OK seeing as how you are ignorant of the facts.
Big Issue, is sold to people for pennies. These people go out into the streets of our country selling it for max profit in order to make some money to eat etc. They are usually homeless but not always.
The indian lady has a husband who can afford a fairly new Merc. So, somehow, he is making a few quid in life. So why is he sending his wife out onto the streets in winter, summer, rain and shine, to sell a magazine that is far left in nature and defo useless in content, as its commie propaganda.
If you are able to read between the lines you will see it - does not seem right and something is defo dodgy?
Tribesman, I was being sarcastic about the hole in the ground, you obviously are braindead enough to think I actually meant it. Go back to your kiddy games and leave life to the experts.
Tribesman
06-05-14, 05:12 PM
OK seeing as how you are ignorant of the facts.
That's rich.:haha:
Big Issue, is sold to people for pennies.
Is that a fact or a "fact"?
Are you ignorant?
Your post seems to suggest it.
These people go out into the streets of our country selling it for max profit in order to make some money to eat etc.
Is that a fact or a "fact"?
Are you ignorant?
Your post certainly suggests it.
They are usually homeless but not always.
Is that a fact or a "fact"?
In fact it says nothing.
The indian lady has a husband who can afford a fairly new Merc.
so what ?
Does it somehow exclude her from the Big Issues own criteria for vendors?
Are you ignorant?
So, somehow, he is making a few quid in life.
Is he?
So what?
Maybe he is selling lots of big issues.
So why is he sending his wife out onto the streets in winter, summer, rain and shine, to sell a magazine that is far left in nature and defo useless in content, as its commie propaganda.
Now we get to the core of your problem, you are an extreme right wing nut.:yep:
Only an extremist nut could call the authors commies.
You had better tell the Spectator to stop its journalists writing in the Big Issue. :har:
If you are able to read between the lines you will see it - does not seem right and something is defo dodgy?
Or is it all in your febrile imagination?
Tribesman, I was being sarcastic about the hole in the ground, you obviously are braindead enough to think I actually meant it. Go back to your kiddy games and leave life to the experts.
Young man, your attempt is pathetic:rotfl2:
BossMark
06-06-14, 02:38 AM
Newark
By-Election
Robert Jenrick (Con) 17,431 (45.03%, -8.82%)
Roger Helmer (UKIP) 10,028 (25.91%, +22.09%)
Michael Payne (Lab) 6,842 (17.68%, -4.65%)
Paul Baggaley (Ind) 1,891 (4.89%)
David Kirwan (Green) 1,057 (2.73%)
David Watts (LD) 1,004 (2.59%, -17.41%)
Nick The Flying Brick (Loony) 168 (0.43%)
Andy Hayes (Ind) 117 (0.30%)
David Bishop (BP Elvis) 87 (0.22%)
Dick Rodgers (Stop Banks) 64 (0.17%)
Lee Woods (Pat Soc) 18 (0.05%)
Con majority 7,403 (19.13%)
15.46% swing Con to UKIP
Not a good result for Labour, but the best thing about this result is the Lib dums losing their deposit in yet another by-election :haha:
Tribesman
06-06-14, 04:20 AM
That is a bad result.
The Lib-Dems got more votes than Bus Pass Elvis:down:
Red Devil
06-06-14, 04:50 AM
thanks for that Boss, very interesting :up:
BossMark
06-06-14, 04:58 AM
thanks for that Boss, very interesting :up:
Also a nice swing from Con to UKIP, they may have done even better with a better candidate.
Red Devil
06-06-14, 05:03 AM
prob with british politics is apathy and scared to change. Predominantly labour voters which is why they appear to do so well even though they did what Hitler failed to do, invade country with millions of foreigners who are now trying to take over.
Tribe: Two things that should never be discussed on the net because of keyboard warriors. Politics and Religion. So, as a right wing fascistical born again atheist, no more with you. Without capitalism commies would starve. :rock:
BossMark
06-06-14, 05:50 AM
UKIP - We want out of Europe cos they're all communists.
Labour - We want to stay in Europe cos we like communists.
Conservative - We want to stay in Europe we just want the communists to leave Europe.
BNP - We want to kill all Europeans
Liberal Democrats - Hello!
Jimbuna
06-06-14, 05:50 AM
Newark
By-Election
Robert Jenrick (Con) 17,431 (45.03%, -8.82%)
Roger Helmer (UKIP) 10,028 (25.91%, +22.09%)
Michael Payne (Lab) 6,842 (17.68%, -4.65%)
Paul Baggaley (Ind) 1,891 (4.89%)
David Kirwan (Green) 1,057 (2.73%)
David Watts (LD) 1,004 (2.59%, -17.41%)
Nick The Flying Brick (Loony) 168 (0.43%)
Andy Hayes (Ind) 117 (0.30%)
David Bishop (BP Elvis) 87 (0.22%)
Dick Rodgers (Stop Banks) 64 (0.17%)
Lee Woods (Pat Soc) 18 (0.05%)
Con majority 7,403 (19.13%)
15.46% swing Con to UKIP
Not a good result for Labour, but the best thing about this result is the Lib dums losing their deposit in yet another by-election :haha:
No earthquake in Newark then but the Tory majority was halved.
Red Devil
06-06-14, 05:59 AM
UKIP - We want out of Europe cos they're all communists.
Labour - We want to stay in Europe cos we like communists.
Conservative - We want to stay in Europe we just want the communists to leave Europe.
BNP - We want to kill all Europeans
Liberal Democrats - Hello!
I like it. Mickael Gorbachev said that the EU is WORSE than the Soviet regime.
What made me laugh was Cameron saying this was a success and showed Britain is backing the Conservatives and Osbourne comes out saying this was a massive majority! The bloody minded short slightness of those two never fails to make me laugh. :har:
Tribesman
06-06-14, 07:49 AM
prob with british politics is apathy and scared to change. Predominantly labour voters which is why they appear to do so well even though they did what Hitler failed to do, invade country with millions of foreigners who are now trying to take over.
Tribe: Two things that should never be discussed on the net because of keyboard warriors. Politics and Religion. So, as a right wing fascistical born again atheist, no more with you. Without capitalism commies would starve. :rock:
That is an interesting post.
It is amazing how you manage to take a textbook definition of reactionary conservatism and somehow attempt to reverse it.
Then you throw in a Godwin with a completely ridiculous claim for good measure.
That really is some achievement:rotfl2:
Is English your native language? As you seem to have problems with the words.
Since politics should not be discussed why are you writing about politics in a topic about politics ?:hmmm:
It does seem that once again you make no sense.
Must be that "expert" thing of yours. Well either that or just ignorance
May I suggest you check under the bed as you sound like a rerun of a really bad 1950s sensationalist paranoia piece.
After all you have already said people likeCameron Archer Dorries Currie and The Boris are commie propogandists so clearly those commies of yours must be everywhere.
Quick check behind the sofa too, they get everywhere:har:
Coupled with your earlier piece and apparent habit of simply making up rubbish to fit your political agenda you seem to bear all the unfortunate traits of a certain german on this forum who long ago sunk into insanity.
Red Devil
06-06-14, 07:51 AM
I know steed, its laughable
Jimbuna
06-06-14, 11:53 AM
Any further personal insults will be dealt with appropriately.
http://home.bt.com/images/worlds-most-powerful-gamers-david-cameron-136382467822010401-130813154158.jpg
At last those gits STEED and Bossmark got a kick up their arses
http://cdn2.spectator.co.uk/wp-content/blogs.dir/11/files/2013/05/168378946.jpg
Nice one jim your Knighthood is in the post.
^Don't fool it jim. :03:
Right time to put the boot in again..
Right you Tory fools here are the facts yes you retook Newark but it was not a big majority your banging on about. And no it was not a great victory, got that.
UKIP +22.1%
Labour -4.6%
Conservative -8.9%
Lib Dems -17.4%
Conservative majority down from 16,152 to 7,403
BossMark
06-07-14, 01:34 PM
STEED in next years general election I hope toffboy loses -8.9% in every seat that will soon shut the Tory fools up :haha:
Red Devil
06-09-14, 06:06 AM
Any further personal insults will be dealt with appropriately.
Jim, if aimed at me, you have my apology, but dont think it was me :salute:
Tribesman
06-09-14, 09:22 AM
Jim, if aimed at me, you have my apology, but dont think it was me :salute:
:hmmm:Is English your native language? As you seem to have problems with the words.
Try these insults and match them to your own words you wrote
airheaded, birdbrained, bonehead, boneheaded, brainless, bubbleheaded, chuckleheaded, dense, dim, dim-witted, doltish, dopey, dull, dumb, dunderheaded, empty-headed, fatuous, gormless , half-witted, knuckleheaded, lamebrain , lunkheaded, mindless, oafish, pinheaded, senseless, simple, slow, slow-witted, soft, softheaded, thick, thickheaded, thick-witted, unintelligent, unsmart, vacuous, weak-minded, witless
Alternately you can look at the words others used which you feel are insulting and see what part of your own post they are taken from:yep:
Then lets see if you can try to plead innocence.:rotfl2:
Jimbuna
06-09-14, 12:04 PM
Time for a cooling-off period but it's beginning to look like I'm the last of the moderators to come to the conclusion only action will speak louder than words resulting in bringing about the desired effect.
Edit: Thread reopened but not for the purpose of further name calling or personal attacks.
BossMark
06-10-14, 06:42 AM
Yes come on lads this thread is mainly for taking the piss out of the Tories, not each other :yep:
The pad lock slipped!
Dam I was about to start a whole thread called Cameron Toffs and Banks why we should throw the whole lot in prison.
Mind you it was a big title. :har:
David Cameron has set out the values he believes should be taught in British schools
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/cameron-sets-british-values-schools-110717248.html?bcmt_s=m#cVdBgwU
Well throw a pint of warm beer in my face there was I thinking this man has no values what so ever. :huh:
Red Devil
06-10-14, 10:12 AM
I would like to say that it was Brown, as Chancellor, who deregulated the banks, allowing them to spend our money as they saw fit and the main reason why monies 'went missing' into black holes overseas. For that alone, he should stand trial. But, as he stole pension monies as well, well ................... :arrgh!: As pm both he and B Liar were dictators.
bertieck476
06-10-14, 10:58 AM
And he infamously sold off our gold reserves at a all time low
Red Devil
06-10-14, 11:58 AM
yes, forgot that one. Criminals or what!!! :Kaleun_Mad:
Tribesman
06-10-14, 12:30 PM
Criminals or what!!!
Well "criminals" would be involving breaking the law.
So it must be "or what"
What indeed?
Asset stripping, bargain basement sell offs, deregulation, pandering to the banking institutions....:hmmm:
Tory is the answer.
Blair and Brown with their Nu-Lab Thatcher-lite politics were tories.:yeah:
Red Devil
06-10-14, 06:09 PM
Brown illegally signed the Lisbon Treaty and The Human Rights Bill without consulting Parliament, a constitutional necessity.
Brown illegally STOLE money from pension funds to bolster his pathetic attempt at balancing the books.
Both are illegal eg: criminal.
Tribesman
06-10-14, 07:26 PM
Brown illegally signed the Lisbon Treaty and The Human Rights Bill without consulting Parliament, a constitutional necessity.
Hansard says otherwise:yep:
In fact Hansard says otherwise lots and lots and lots of times.
Are you suggesting that Parliament is falsifying the records ?
Brown illegally STOLE money from pension funds to bolster his pathetic attempt at balancing the books.
If he had stolen the money it would be a crime, what evidence is there that it was theft?
Are you confusing Brown with Maxwell?
Tory fight club now open.
Big bad Boris takes on Theresa May, this is going to be one quick slam down and those water cannon's will be used to cool them both off ready for the next round...That is to say if they work. :har:
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/boris-johnson-blast-water-cannon-121243000.html#e0U9AS7
Place your bet now.
Jimbuna
06-11-14, 09:23 AM
I don't see why they could be seen as being dangerous....many police forces worldwide use them.
Boris would be well advised to steer clear of Theresa atm, her popularity with the party faithful is at an all time high and she is a clear favourite to succeed Cameron.
BossMark
06-11-14, 09:30 AM
Tory fight club now open.
Big bad Boris takes on Theresa May, this is going to be one quick slam down and those water cannon's will be used to cool them both off ready for the next round...That is to say if they work. :har:
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/boris-johnson-blast-water-cannon-121243000.html#e0U9AS7
Place your bet now.
My money is on the ugly cow :haha:
Boris has got his eye on the top job as well. :03:
Jimbuna
06-11-14, 09:35 AM
Boris has got his eye on the top job as well. :03:
I read somewhere this morning he is a clear twelve points behind Theresa atm...sorry but can't remember where, probably the BBC site.
Red Devil
06-11-14, 09:36 AM
BBC is politically biased in their reporting Jim.
Bloated Biased Corporation. :03:
Jimbuna
06-11-14, 09:43 AM
I tend to take all reporting with a pinch of salt but IMO the BBC are well up there with the best.
Best we don't mention Fox for example :)
I tend to take all reporting with a pinch of salt but IMO the BBC are well up there with the best.
Best we don't mention Fox for example :)
Fox tells the whole truth, its true ask them. :shifty:
Tribesman
06-11-14, 11:27 AM
I don't see why they could be seen as being dangerous....many police forces worldwide use them.
http://www.webcitation.org/getfile.php?fileid=ade4bd10d3a74c2e69085d18c04d0c9 3088c46bc
BossMark
06-12-14, 01:36 AM
Boris Johnson has volunteered to be blasted by one of the new water cannons he has ordered for London's riot police.
In Germany in 2010, Dietrich Wagner was knocked unconscious and blinded by a water cannon which ripped his eyelids off, damaged his corneas and left his eyeballs hanging out.
Finally there's going to be something worth watching on the News.
Jimbuna
06-12-14, 05:48 AM
I'll willingly concede there is always a risk involved but that is far outweighed by the potential harm that could be caused to life and property should a riot situation be left to escalate out of control.
Surely the water cannon would only be deployed and used should the authorities believe the situation warranted it....on the the streets of the UK I mean.
I think the problem comes with the risk of a step on a slippery slope. We've already seen kettling used more and more as a tactic against large scale protests, and that has had its risks and rewards.
You don't want it to get to the point where street protests are so tightly regulated that they've lost their entire point. :hmmm:
BossMark
06-12-14, 06:42 AM
Along with 1000s of others I will volunteer to try the water cannon on dopey Boris :yep::yep::yep:
I would not worry to much folks on the radio last night it came to light these three water cannons are over 23 years old so they probably fail to work.
Tribesman
06-12-14, 07:20 AM
I'll willingly concede there is always a risk involved but that is far outweighed by the potential harm that could be caused to life and property should a riot situation be left to escalate out of control.
Do you think the risk involved is increased by them buying a model which is available at a bargain basement price as its current owners know it is too dangerous to use anymore themselves?
The demand raised in certain quarters for these devices arose from the riots that started in London, the reports into the police response found that water cannon would have been of no use at all.
They would however be good at hosing down protest marches if you already kettle all the protesters.
Though that would probably lead to a lot of riots which would escalate out of control.
"Not fit for purpose" seems to fit these purchases doesn't it.
Surely the water cannon would only be deployed and used should the authorities believe the situation warranted it....on the the streets of the UK I mean
Yep and that is what they said about firearms CS gas Tasers......
And fair enough an 80 year old strolling along with the aid of a walking stick can be said to be carrying a weapon thus making it a situation warranting use of police toys.
The same if its a blind man with a white stick, dodgy bastard with a weapon isn't he.
God help the poor bugger if he is a Latino sitting on a train who looks like he might perhaps be an arab:doh:
Have toys, will play. It becomes habitual.
BossMark
06-12-14, 12:21 PM
Nick Clegg says he is opposed to water cannon to deal with protesters.
I give it 3 months until he decides that, actually, they are a good idea and starts using the thing himself on the same people that protested against the tuition fees he said he was opposed to.
BossMark
06-12-14, 12:28 PM
After buying 3 water cannons for the Metropolitan police, London mayor Boris Johnson has agreed to be blasted by them, to prove the 'safety and wisdom' of the purchase...
Now if only David Cameron would do the same with the Trident missile system.
Jimbuna
06-13-14, 08:05 AM
Government U-turn will see hundreds of Syrian refugees come to Britain
Hundreds of Syrian refugees will be allowed to come to Britain under plans to be announced by the Government on Wednesday.
David Cameron has overruled objections from the Home Office after coming under strong pressure from Nick Clegg and Ed Miliband to join the18 western countries providing sanctuary to some of those who have fled Syria.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/government-uturn-will-see-hundreds-of-syrian-refugees-come-to-britain-9089121.html
I wonder what support he will get from Nigel :hmmm:
Ed looses votes...
Ed Miliband apologises for offence over Sun picture
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27829958
Meanwhile Clegg was looking at page 3..CORRRRRRRR
Yes he was looking at a picture of Big Boy Dave covered in whipped cream.
BossMark
06-14-14, 12:42 PM
Interest Rate Rise 'Signals End Of Crisis'
http://news.sky.com/story/1281763/interest-rate-rise-signals-end-of-crisis
Just goes to prove that Gideon does talk out of his arse......
A rise in interest rates is a sign the UK economy is emerging from a crisis period and is growing, George Osborne has argued.
They are crapping themselves over his ponzi scam at the moment. Second those rates rise will be the second those who fell for his scam will wake up.
http://www.davidicke.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/legacy_images/stories/June201291/austerity-george-osborne-desktop.jpg
Jimbuna
06-15-14, 05:47 AM
Could do with an interest hike....not everyone is a borrower, some of us are now savers after having borrowed for the previous couple of decades.
I give you the next leader of the Tory party..Tony Blair.
Former UK PM Blair says Iraq crisis not his fault, urges action
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/former-uk-pm-blair-says-iraq-crisis-not-114906266.html#ZI8hNTU
Going in on a lie did not help did it Blair.
Jimbuna
06-15-14, 09:44 AM
Tony Bliar.
Tribesman
06-15-14, 11:00 AM
I give you the next leader of the Tory party..Tony Blair.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/former-uk-pm-blair-says-iraq-crisis-not-114906266.html#ZI8hNTU
Going in on a lie did not help did it Blair.
After reading his essay I think its time for a change of approach.
There are some still wanting to send him to the ICC for trial, I think he should simply be sectioned and sent to a secure unit, the man is clearly insane.
After reading his essay I think its time for a change of approach.
There are some still wanting to send him to the ICC for trial, I think he should simply be sectioned and sent to a secure unit, the man is clearly insane.
What a great idea with one minor point, can we change the unit for the zoo. :03:
Tribesman
06-17-14, 11:43 AM
What a great idea with one minor point, can we change the unit for the zoo. :03:
No, with the age of austerity and the need for the health service to maximise revenue coupled with the tory desire to return to traditional values the secure unit shall be open to the public for amusement like Bedlam was.
Clegg is falling but Milliband falls further!
That's what this poll states and yes it's the Daily Mail sorry about that.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2661151/Gaffe-prone-Ed-Miliband-scores-lowest-poll-rating-worse-Nick-Clegg.html
Jimbuna
06-19-14, 06:13 AM
What I find most telling is the fact they all have a minus rating.
BossMark
06-19-14, 10:17 AM
Facebook has apologised for the 20 minutes it was down earlier today.
They have asked Eric Pickles to inform them beforehand next time he plans to change his profile picture.
Tribesman
06-19-14, 08:17 PM
IDS saving money again?
Or just a useless deluded idiot?
In todays figures ATOS have only done 16% of the work on disabled benefits they were contracted to complete by now.
Over half of their "completed" work has been rejected as failing.
So if you are generous they are getting fully paid despite only doing 8% of the job.
IDS still firmly believes his plan is working and he is saving money and giving value for money.
How incompetent does the minister have to be before Cameron gives him the boot?
IDS saving money again?
Or just a useless deluded idiot?
In todays figures ATOS have only done 16% of the work on disabled benefits they were contracted to complete by now.
Over half of their "completed" work has been rejected as failing.
So if you are generous they are getting fully paid despite only doing 8% of the job.
IDS still firmly believes his plan is working and he is saving money and giving value for money.
How incompetent does the minister have to be before Cameron gives him the boot?
Same old worn out story they do a shoddy job costing even more. :/\\!!
But as its only plebs money they don't give a toss.
BossMark you better sink a few pints before reading this. :huh:
Win or face wilderness: Blunkett
Labour (https://uk.news.yahoo.com/labour/) could be in the political wilderness until 2030 if it fails to win next year's general election, former Cabinet minister David Blunkett warned..
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/blunkett-stand-down-2015-230837464.html#81NZ17o
Public borrowing hits £13bn in May
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-27936708
Great news for Axe man George more of this to come...
http://www.davidicke.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/legacy_images/stories/June201291/austerity-george-osborne-desktop.jpg
Jimbuna
06-21-14, 08:07 AM
His pals won't be happy about this and I'm of the understanding STEED contributed to the sum as well :hmmm:
The government also received £0.9bn as a result of a deal with Swiss tax authorities ostensibly designed to curb tax avoidance by UK nationals.
Tribesman
06-21-14, 08:10 AM
Win or face wilderness: Blunkett
There's a man of vision.
BossMark
06-22-14, 01:51 AM
BossMark you better sink a few pints before reading this. :huh:
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/blunkett-stand-down-2015-230837464.html#81NZ17o
Well I did have a couple, and lets hope hope that dont happen and Labour can get a majority, so come on Ed get your finger out.
Red Devil
06-22-14, 08:37 AM
worst chancellor we had this century is Brown without any doubt
Jimbuna
06-22-14, 10:42 AM
Well I did have a couple, and lets hope hope that dont happen and Labour can get a majority, so come on Ed get your finger out.
Could be pretty hard with Ed at the helm.
Red Devil
06-22-14, 10:51 AM
with the UKIP ripping the heart out of Tory/Lib votes and to a certain extent, Labour. I can see labour getting back in by default. You see the average british labour voter is beset with an uncurable disease called apathy. They think that they have to vote labour, not because of any affinity to them, but 'they don't want Thatcher back in - honest! That's a reason they give. Nobody told them she was dead.
This was incredibly well reported in the mainstream media, wasn't it?
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jun/21/protest-march-austerity-london-russell-brand-peoples-assembly
Jimbuna
06-23-14, 05:15 AM
BBC Radio Newcastle made brief mention to the event yesterday and I wholeheartedly agree with their quote from Russell Brand...
"The people of this building [the House of Commons] generally speaking do not represent us, they represent their friends in big business. It's time for us to take back our power,"
Not very cleaver remark from this Labour MP
Shadow Business Secretary Mr Umunna yesterday said that disconnected voters who are also unable to perform basic IT tasks are some of those who feel marginalised in society - many of whom voted Ukip.http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/ukip-youth-wing-bombards-labour-mp-chuka-umunna-with-emails-after-he-says-their-voters-have-no-it-skills-9556547.html
Another MP who lives with this lot..
http://www.americanenglishdoctor.com/IMAGES/teletubbies.jpg
Tribesman
06-23-14, 11:19 AM
Not very cleaver remark from this Labour MP
I don't know, he certainly butchered the point he was trying to make.
Hacking trial: Coulson guilty, Brooks cleared of chargeshttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-27997688
I can't say I'm taken back as some one had to take the :/\\chop
Next up the Cameron in the dock...We can only hope.
Money is greed, greed is power, power is control, control is corruption.
Jimbuna
06-24-14, 09:51 AM
What of the sentence then?
BossMark
06-24-14, 09:52 AM
Wonder how much it cost toffboy to get his bit on the side off the hook, an yes STEED lets see toffboy in the dock next :haha:
What of the sentence then?
Your very own man servant for a year. :shifty:
Wonder how much it cost toffboy to get his bit on the side off hook
A number of filthy dirty pervert sexual acts along with swag bags of money.
Jimbuna
06-25-14, 07:12 AM
Your very own man servant for a year. :shifty:
A hard days work would probably kill him :)
Jimbuna
06-25-14, 08:10 AM
During a fundraising dinner speech last night, Tony Blair is said to have commented that there is a 'shortage of common sense' right now in the UK ...
At which point the people who paid £5,000 a plate for their dinner applauded in agreement.
BossMark
06-25-14, 10:56 AM
Commentators are saying that hiring Andrew Coulson as his spin doctor was the worst mistake of David Cameron's career.
No, the worst mistake of David Cameron's career was David Cameron's career.
Jimbuna
06-26-14, 09:20 AM
Judge rebukes Cameron for comments on Coulson conviction.
The judge in the phone hacking trial has rebuked David Cameron for commenting on the conviction of Andy Coulson before the trial ended.
The prime minister has apologised for employing former News of the World editor Coulson as his media chief.
Mr Justice Saunders said his intervention was "unsatisfactory" and set a bad example to the media.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28014035
A hard days work would probably kill him :)
Well he can become a rent boy. :shifty:
During a fundraising dinner speech last night, Tony Blair is said to have commented that there is a 'shortage of common sense' right now in the UK ...
At which point the people who paid £5,000 a plate for their dinner applauded in agreement.
Don't those fools get it? He just took the piss out of them...Bahhh sheep.
Judge rebukes Cameron for comments on Coulson conviction.
Well what did you expect from Media Dave, after all he suffers from a rear condition if he is not on TV, radio, newspapers or magazines he will drop dead on the spot. And that is why his face is all over the place spouting off dribble.
OK HOT SHOT YOU LOST TIME TO DELIVER ON YOUR PROMISE!
Lonely Cameron fails to stop EU nominating Juncker
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/day-reckoning-arrives-britain-over-eus-juncker-072223502.html#RXytuPw
He's got to deliver on all the others first... :O:
He's got to deliver on all the others first... :O:
Nuts to them this is the one that counts, UK out of the EU.
Are you a man Cameron or some grubby little spineless slug?
Depends, does he really want to deep six the UK economy? All for his petty ego?
Probably, yes. :/\\!!
Reports coming in Cameron is deleting info again on the Tory website. :shifty:
Mean while on planet Mongo, Ming decides not to invite Cameron over for lunch tomorrow. :DL
BossMark
06-28-14, 02:55 AM
Hopefully another nail in toff boys coffin me hopes :yep:
Jimbuna
06-28-14, 05:12 AM
The other side of the coin doesn't look much better atm :hmmm:
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/may/13/ed-miliband-shrugs-off-fall-popularity-labour-polls
BossMark
06-29-14, 08:13 AM
The briefest of handshakes between David Cameron and Alex Salmond in Stirling yesterday.
"Get the hell out of my country" ... they both said.
BossMark
06-30-14, 02:30 AM
I see the Tories are taking credit for boosting the economy.
Yeah, Dave.
That's like al-Qaida taking credit for boosting jobs in airport security.
Jimbuna
06-30-14, 06:11 AM
EC vice-president says UK exit 'would be very bad news'
The vice-president of the European Commission has said "it would be very bad news" if the UK left the EU.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28083829
Too bloody right...the £50million a day our membership costs us would have to be found elsewhere before the continuing squandering of other peoples money could continue.
BossMark
07-01-14, 02:38 PM
David Cameron is going on a 14-day vacation to his villa in France in August.
"This is my longest vacation ever," he said.
Yeah Dave. Wait till you see the one we're planning for you ...
Jimbuna
07-04-14, 10:18 AM
Police in Norwich are looking for a bank robber who wears a Dracula mask while committing robberies.
Apparently he started out with a David Cameron mask, but no one took him seriously.
BossMark
07-04-14, 10:30 AM
David Cameron is reportedly devastated after a fire destroyed his private library. Both his books were were incinerated and one still had pages left to colour in.
BossMark
07-07-14, 04:38 AM
Never mind about abuse that may or may not have happened by members of parliament against children all those years ago, what about the raping they give us all every day?
BossMark
07-07-14, 12:23 PM
The Home Office admits that 114 files relating to allegations of historical child abuse by leading politicians have been lost.
David Cameron making a comment in his back garden in front of a roaring bonfire, said, "We'll use any means at our disposal to track these files down. You have my word."
No Tory bashing while I've had another bout of deep depression! Come on guys I need cheering up put the boot in on Cameron the smug pig.
Britain unveils emergency laws to keep email, phone data for security
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/britain-says-pass-emergency-phone-email-data-law-080828718--sector.html#mLcygVA
I see Clegg is living up to his nickname..
http://doreenrainey.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/uturn.jpg Clegg
I see Toff Boy has no problems rushing though Parliment what he wants but when it comes down to us plebs it takes years for a watered down law to help us.
BossMark
07-10-14, 12:41 PM
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/9987857-11-1-522x293_zpsc32041d8.jpg
Like this pic the 4 tories apocalypse :har::har:
Jimbuna
07-11-14, 06:40 AM
http://s27.postimg.org/4jf6s08pf/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)
Police officers have found cocaine with an estimated street value of £25 million hidden in plastic fruit among a shipment of bananas from Colombia.
Toff Boy snorting weekend is off by the looks of it.
PM's reshuffle 'secrets' overheard on a train
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-28271705
I hear Jack the Ripper got IDS job.
BossMark
07-12-14, 02:45 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-28271705
I hear Jack the Ripper got IDS job.
And Irma Grese got Esther McVeys job
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3mfk0O879TA/ULZxLZF_RlI/AAAAAAAAC9I/l2B9249WAtA/s1600/victor_meldrew.gif
Cameron has only gone and done a Blair!
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/graham.a.newman/victor.jpg
You heard of Blair's babes now here comes Cameron's totties.
Tribesman
07-15-14, 11:01 AM
I hear Jack the Ripper got IDS job.
How could anyone take that job?
The man has faith, he still believes in his reforms.
The latest figures predict that he will, barring any more major screw ups, be on schedule to roll out UC in just over 1000 years.:yep:
Jimbuna
07-15-14, 02:25 PM
Ten months before the next election...too little too late.
The cull of the moderates. Hague was one of the few Tories who I actually sort of liked, pity he's gone but at least Gove has gone, I just hope that IDS is next.
Like Jim said, too little too late, a straw-grasping exercise to try and spruce up the cabinet. It'll never stick and should the Tories get in again (God help us) then it'll just be reshuffled back to the usual suspects again.
Jimbuna
07-16-14, 09:14 AM
Samantha Cameron must be really poor at making sandwiches.
Five extra women have been added to the Cabinet.
BossMark
07-16-14, 11:34 AM
Nothing quite says, "Oh! bugga Better get rid of some people in the cabinet before they get fingered by this gathering child abuse scandal and completely sod up our chances in the next General Election." ... as a major cabinet reshuffle.
Right, Dave?
BossMark
07-23-14, 01:02 AM
BBC News: David Cameron has expressed his anger over President Putin taking 3 days to accept his phone call. Therefore, has decided to invoke further and even stricter sanctions...
by blocking him on Facebook.
Jimbuna
07-23-14, 07:51 AM
Democracy: Where any two idiots outvote a genius.
Jimbuna
07-25-14, 09:43 AM
Looks like STEED will be voting tory at the next general election after all...
UK economy back at pre-crisis level
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-28479902
Jimbuna
07-25-14, 09:48 AM
Well surprise surprise.
How could anyone ever trust an alien lizard :hmmm:
Wikipedia administrators have imposed a ban on page edits from computers at the US House of Representatives, following "persistent disruptive editing".
The 10-day block comes after anonymous changes were made to entries on politicians and businesses, as well as events like the Kennedy assassination.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-28481876
Looks like STEED will be voting tory at the next general election after all...
UK economy back at pre-crisis level
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-28479902
I rather give you a big wet sloppy kiss than vote for those bastards.
Strange there must be a general election on the way....CHECKING....CHECKING....YES THERE IS. :03:
I'm voting for Rocky he's got balls.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/fearsome-feline-rocky-given--cat-asbo--for-biting-and-refusing-to-leave-neighbours--homes-144221270.html#QJqgCxe
Take a whiz over toffboy.
Jimbuna
07-26-14, 07:19 AM
Next in line for the rat catcher job at Downing St.
BossMark
07-30-14, 07:54 AM
George Osborne saw a little old lady struggling with two heavy bags of shopping,
"You shouldn't be struggling with those two bags of shopping, let me help," he said.
So he halved her pension so she could only afford one in future.
Jimbuna
07-30-14, 08:28 AM
This Tory government is much like a rainbow.
It looks good from a distance, but on close inspection it has no real substance, you can see right through it and it's only there because of the sun.
SuspectedMammal
07-31-14, 07:20 AM
Longtime lurker, but couldn't resist registering to have a chuckle at this.
1.petrols price keep rising(and will get even higher)
http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/16194599
Hasn't happened.
2.they plan to kill the NHS
http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/16194599
Hasn't happened.
3. the dole queues keep on rising due to their horrendous cuts
http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/16194599
Hasn't happened.
Carry on gents :)
Aktungbby
07-31-14, 10:08 AM
SuspectedMammal!:Kaleun_Salute:
Longtime lurker, but couldn't resist registering to have a chuckle at this.
Quote:
Originally Posted by BossMark http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/haylazblue/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=1859626#post1859626)
1.petrols price keep rising(and will get even higher)
http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/16194599
Hasn't happened.
Quote:
Originally Posted by BossMark http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/haylazblue/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=1859626#post1859626)
2.they plan to kill the NHS
http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/16194599
Hasn't happened.
Quote:
Originally Posted by BossMark http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/haylazblue/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=1859626#post1859626)
3. the dole queues keep on rising due to their horrendous cuts
http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/16194599
Hasn't happened.
Point One petrol prices have risen, granted not every month.
Point Two sections of the NHS have been privatized, I will say not sure under which government. The long term aim to bring about the end of the NHS is going to happen by a simple process starving it of the money it needs.
Point three the ONS unemployed figures are a miss reputation of the true figures. They use the Labour Force Survey, to carry out a survey! What about the real figures in the benefit offices up and down the country?
All government have fiddled the figures and this present one has made more of a effort to cover up those real figures.
I'm sure BossMark will gladly answer your post.
Toff Boy has left the country, I would pay boarder control to keep him out but they only have one door, a open door.
Nuts....
Jimbuna
08-03-14, 06:58 AM
Toff Boy has left the country, I would pay boarder control to keep him out but they only have one door, a open door.
Nuts....
LOL :)
BossMark
08-03-14, 01:52 PM
Toff Boy has left the country, I would pay boarder control to keep him out but they only have one door, a open door.
Nuts....
Now that he as gone lets shut the door and throw a the key and keep toff boy wherever he as gone to :yep:
As for SuspectedMammals post I saw that a few days ago and couldn't be arsed arguing with him:nope:
BossMark
08-04-14, 09:37 AM
I used to sit around and do nothing all day.
Then I got arrested for impersonating a Conservative MP.
Baroness Warsi quits as Foreign Office minister over Gaza
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28656874
I don't get a figs leaf what party is in power when these people stand down from there positions what really gets me angry if these people had such strong feelings on these matters what ever it is they should step down as MP as well and they never do!
BossMark
08-05-14, 10:49 AM
David Cameron's just been bigging up the Tory influence on the family.
He says UK fathers are spending more than twice the amount of time with their children than they used to in years past.
Yeah, Dave, it's called 'unemployment'.
Jimbuna
08-06-14, 06:20 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28656874
I don't get a figs leaf what party is in power when these people stand down from there positions what really gets me angry if these people had such strong feelings on these matters what ever it is they should step down as MP as well and they never do!
Agreed.
BossMark
08-07-14, 01:54 AM
David Cameron says he's delighted that Boris Johnson will be standing for Parliament next year because he wants all of his 'star players on the pitch'.
Does that mean Boris is the political equivalent of Wayne bloody Rooney?
Jimbuna
08-07-14, 06:45 AM
More likely John Terry.
You can just see the Daily Express...
DAILY EXPRESS
Big Boris plots to over throw diamond dave from top job!
Bloody Hell! Clegg is on to Boris..
Boris Johnson must 'come clean' about ambition - Clegg
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28686720
Jimbuna
08-07-14, 02:24 PM
Bloody Hell! Clegg is on to Boris..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28686720
YUK!! :-?
READ ALL ABOUT IT CLEGG TO BECOME A DRUG LORD.
BossMark
08-12-14, 10:05 AM
Iain Duncan Smith will say in a speech today that his tough benefits policies are reducing unemployment.
He's right. There have been loads of suicides.
Just reading the euro zone recovery has stalled and looks like slipping back into recession which of course is going to hit the UK. Great news for Axe Man George, he must be looking though a chainsaw catalogue. :huh:
Red Devil
08-15-14, 11:22 AM
UKIP - the only choice :yeah:
Jimbuna
08-15-14, 12:18 PM
Just reading the euro zone recovery has stalled and looks like slipping back into recession which of course is going to hit the UK. Great news for Axe Man George, he must be looking though a chainsaw catalogue. :huh:
With any luck we'll be well out of the EU before the proverbial hits the fan.
Such class!!!!:haha:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v138/Thony/posh_zps34615ad7.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/Thony/media/posh_zps34615ad7.jpg.html)
Jimbuna
08-16-14, 09:54 AM
Photoshop?
Have no idea Jim, it was in a group of pics about people with wardrobe malfunctions!:)
Jimbuna
08-17-14, 06:26 AM
LOL :)
BossMark
08-17-14, 07:44 AM
Cameron's been in the papers writing predictions about the middle east so much lately I think he's auditioning for the post of mystic Meg when he's kicked out of office...
Jimbuna
08-18-14, 07:19 AM
There you go STEED, we are all one big happy family now :)
All government policies will have to pass a "family test", David Cameron has announced.
He argued that parents and children were too often overlooked and could be left worse off by reforms.
From October, every new domestic policy "will be examined for its impact on the family", the prime minister said.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28831242
Red Devil
08-18-14, 08:06 AM
oh wonderful, now who will be the 'tester' a silver spooned MP; an immigrant straight off the back of a lorry, a person who has spent their life on benefits? Rich, middle class, living on the street? :06:
More evidence ToffBoy Cameron's cheese has slid off his cracker.
Online music videos are to get age ratings to help protect children from highly sexual and violent content, David Cameron has said.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/pm-policies-must-pass-family-test-230814000.html#y407ZsS
Coming from the man who has promised to roll out high speed broad band so kids don't have to wait a few seconds to watch porn! As for violence's plenty of that on TV soaps and news!
Another dumb idea from Dumbass ToffBoy.
BossMark
08-18-14, 02:03 PM
Soon be the the 7th May 2015 and lets hope the people vote in the right way and give toffboy the two fingers.
Red Devil
08-18-14, 02:20 PM
UKIP!! The only choice.
Jimbuna
08-18-14, 02:47 PM
I'm not particularly enamoured with any of the buggas.
Tribesman
08-18-14, 03:49 PM
UKIP!! The only choice.
Nice choice.....
"Janice has apologised for the words she used. Ukip in no way condones the use of language that may reflect prejudice or cause offence and we sincerely hope this matter can be resolved privately."
UKIP certainly have an ongoing problem with getting their racist members to keep their mouths shut in front of microphones:rotfl2:
They want it resolved privately so it's not in the papers anymore.
Tribesman
08-19-14, 02:51 AM
They want it resolved privately so it's not in the papers anymore.
You would have thought that after Collins revisit to bongo bongo land last week UKIP would be keeping its "sluts" well away from any media appearances.
Red Devil
08-19-14, 07:27 AM
Ah I see, they are 'sluts' because they are UKIP? What if they were in the Anti Fascist League? (Trotskyites). That comment is also libellous if seen by the wrong person. There really is no need for personal insults, and I am sure their husbands would agree.
PS: I am now a fully paid up member - of the UKIP!! Bring it on boys!
Jimbuna
08-19-14, 07:46 AM
And me Labour so it would appear we all have our own crosses to bear.
I do take the point regarding insults though.
Tribesman
08-19-14, 07:56 AM
Ah I see, they are 'sluts' because they are UKIP? What if they were in the Anti Fascist League? (Trotskyites). That comment is also libellous if seen by the wrong person. There really is no need for personal insults, and I am sure their husbands would agree.
PS: I am now a fully paid up member - of the UKIP!! Bring it on boys!
They are "sluts" because that is the term Collins enlightened boss used.
If you don't like the words the people in the party use and see them as slanderous and personal insults perhaps you shouldn't join the party:rotfl2:
Since there is no need for insults and you are sure the husbands share your view perhaps you should get on to Atkinson and tell her that you object to her insulting "ting tong" and her husband.
But now you are a member can you tell us any policies the party holds?
Policies would be a good idea for a party to have if it wants to do politics, and there seems to be no policies at all in the party since farrige wrote off all the previous policies of UKIP as being absolute drivel.
Red Devil
08-19-14, 09:31 AM
Its all on their web site
PS: I am now a fully paid up member - of the UKIP!! Bring it on boys!
So you get a free flag & badge and a years supple of free ultra soft toilet paper.
Free ultra soft toilet paper! :huh:
Where do I sign? :sunny:
Red Devil
08-19-14, 11:24 AM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! cynic :stare:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! cynic :stare:
I read manifesto's, so I shall look forward to UKIP's first major one.
Too be honest I feel we need a revolution in this country but sadly it will never be.
I read manifesto's, so I shall look forward to UKIP's first major one.
Too be honest I feel we need a revolution in this country but sadly it will never be.
The problem with revolutions is that it's people like you and me that often wind up either starving to death or being shot by the military. :03:
Red Devil
08-19-14, 06:09 PM
I was 17 years in british army, I know how to shoot - see ya mate :rock:
BossMark
08-20-14, 04:30 AM
I read manifesto's, so I shall look forward to UKIP's first major one.
Maybe for the 2025 general election then :haha:
Jimbuna
08-20-14, 06:44 AM
http://s22.postimg.org/cn4uezy7l/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)
Red Devil
08-20-14, 07:20 AM
And Jim joins the Tooting Popular Front which could not exist without capitalism :arrgh!:
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