UK Politics Thread

[BossMark]

Correction STEED, he's supposed to work for us. In reality the bastidge works only for his greedy lying self :nope:

Best regards.
Fubar2Niner
And for those with seven figure bank accounts.......

[Fubar2Niner]

And for those with seven figure bank accounts.......

Indeed mate, a complete bastidge. Nothing less!

Best regards.
Funar2Niner

[BossMark]

RUN CHICKEN RUN RUN RUN, HERE COMES THE GREENS WITH THEIR GREAT BIG GUN, IS THAT DAVE THE CHICKEN ON THE RUN RUN RUN.

Looks like toffboy likes to take selfies :har::har::har::har::har:
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/rothwellwhite1075/crazy-chickens1_zps83b0f623.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Call his bluff and have the Greens included because I doubt the broadcasters will want to offend the sitting government.....but I hope they do.

[STEED]

Call his bluff and have the Greens included because I doubt the broadcasters will want to offend the sitting government.....but I hope they do.

I say include every party that is standing every Independent that is standing, the whole dam lot of them. Yes I know its really between the Tories and Labour followed by UKIP The Greens SNP DUP and the rest that fall in this area that could hold the keys to a coalition if this happens.

True Democracy the whole dam lot and if Toff Boy still plays chicken hard cheese, leave the chicken out as he had his chance.

[STEED]

I hear Oberon has been buying Tanks. :o

Clearly getting ready if Toff Boy gets back in. :shifty:

[STEED]

UK GOES GREEN

Membership to Green has over taken UKIP & Libdems.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-30829222

http://news24.org.uk/news/green-membership-surge-takes-party-past-lib-dems-and-ukip

The Hippy Revolution has started, pass me the pot pipe and those two naked sexy ladies. :|\\

[STEED]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_01/cameronDM0504_228x365.jpg

VOTE FOR THE GREEN PARTY'S

[STEED]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/4/29/1398790202764/David-Cameron-with-cannab-009.jpg
CAMERON DECLARES FREE POT FOR ALL

[STEED]

http://i39.tinypic.com/23iufpd.jpg

CHILL OUT SMOKE POT VOTE GREEN I AM.

30 Seconds later

http://www.morningadvertiser.co.uk/var/plain_site/storage/images/publications/hospitality/morningadvertiser.co.uk/general-news/pm-brands-smoking-ban-a-success/5800153-1-eng-GB/PM-brands-smoking-ban-a-success_dnm_large.jpg

VOTE UKIP LABOUR SNP DUP LIBDEMS I AM

[STEED]

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110502035607/uncyclopedia/images/0/0d/Queen_gun.jpg
LIKE ALL MAD DOGS ITS MY DUTY TO PUT THIS BARKING MAD CAMERON DOWN FOR THE COUNTRY

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/8Fseupm.jpg

[STEED]

Chicken for a PM...We're boned.

[STEED]

Watch out Toff Boy..

(Emailed to me from a friend, no link)

Lord Toby Jug, of The Eccentric Party of Great Britain believes his party should be given airtime on TV general election debates and is also willing to go into coalition with another party.
“We should be invited to the TV debate because although we are a small party, so are the Liberal Democrats,” Lord Toby, who describes himself as the “UK’s number one eccentric”, said.




Well Toff Boy would you go head to head or you going to run away again.

[Jimbuna]

And there lies one obvious problem....everyone will try to jump on the bandwagon.

[STEED]

And there lies one obvious problem....everyone will try to jump on the bandwagon.

I see no problem jim, true democracy that's what we need. :)

Hey jim you formed a party and wanted your say on the debate stage find by me. :yeah:

[nikimcbee]

Jeebus Steed! Those Tories are still after you? I thought you had converted already?:yeah:

[STEED]

Jeebus Steed! Those Tories are still after you? I thought you had converted already?:yeah:

http://farm9.static.flickr.com/8365/8545301895_655b91f22d_m.jpg

My Invasion of America will take place after I win the election.

[STEED]

I wonder how much nikimcbee will pay me not to vote tory. :hmmm:

[nikimcbee]

I wonder how much nikimcbee will pay me not to vote tory. :hmmm:

Let me consult with the legal team.:D
https://img1.etsystatic.com/007/0/5244093/il_570xN.470405371_htfz.jpg

[nikimcbee]

http://farm9.static.flickr.com/8365/8545301895_655b91f22d_m.jpg

My Invasion of America will take place after I win the election.



You can have Kali-fornia. Good luck invading Texas though.

[STEED]

Let me consult with the legal team.:D

Plenty of time you got until May. :)

Don't forget jim, BossMark & Fubar.

[nikimcbee]

Let me consult with the legal team.:D
https://img1.etsystatic.com/007/0/5244093/il_570xN.470405371_htfz.jpg
Post updated.

[nikimcbee]

Plenty of time you got until May. :)

Don't forget jim, BossMark & Fubar.

Come to San Diego the last week of February, and we can negotiate a deal.:03:

[STEED]

Come to San Diego the last week of February, and we can negotiate a deal.:03:

You paying for a 5 Star Hotel?

Jim likes his curry super hot and BossMark likes his beer strong and cold.

BTW: I like fish & chips as in real chips not what you guys pass off as chips.

[nikimcbee]

You paying for a 5 Star Hotel?

Jim likes his porn and BossMark likes his beer strong and cold.

BTW: I like fish & chips as in real chips not what you guys pass off as chips.

Deal. I'll just give Jim Dowly's password.

Need to see what you want your chips to be. BTW, my place of employment makes great F&C!
:up:

[STEED]

All we need to do is dig our tunnel to freedom or we could make out we're illegal immigrants and get a free flight to America. :hmmm:

[nikimcbee]

I do need to know who I'm looking for at the aerodrome.:hmmm:

This Steed?
http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/british-bulldog-andrew-farley.jpg

or this one?
http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Prince+Charles+HRH+Prince+Charles+Turns+60+qhCjEJD Fq5Tl.jpg

or this one?
http://www.mbird.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/homer_simpson-290x290.jpg

[STEED]

^Nah.

This..

http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/1/cf39c33b009bdb0da270802cbdaf2dab/l.gif

[BossMark]

Watch out Toff Boy..

(Emailed to me from a friend, no link)


Well Toff Boy would you go head to head or you going to run away again.
Toffboy shouild be called Billy Whiz because runs away that fast..
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/rothwellwhite1080/850718-billywhiz1_zps539563c3.jpg

[Jimbuna]

You paying for a 5 Star Hotel?

Jim likes his curry super hot and BossMark likes his beer strong and cold.

BTW: I like fish & chips as in real chips not what you guys pass off as chips.

Yorkshiremen prefer their beer warm and without a frothy head :)

[STEED]

Listening to LBC Radio and they are talking about a poll in the Sun newspaper some question asking do you feel better off under the tories. Shock horror most callers are saying they are better off with the tories and will vote for them. More shock horror a number of labour voters who rang in are voting tory this year. :o :/\\!!

[STEED]

Nick Clegg: New proposals needed for TV election debates
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-30869610

How about the audience egg them if they lie. :shifty: :88)

[Jimbuna]

Earlier this week Mr Clegg, the deputy prime minister, said the broadcasters should grow a "backbone" and push ahead without Mr Cameron if necessary.

Rgr that :yep:

[BossMark]

Jobs Pledge From 'Party Of Roofers And Retailers'

http://news.sky.com/story/1410409/jobs-pledge-from-party-of-roofers-and-retailers


Well I certainly wouldn't want toffboy and his cowboys to fix my roof :nope:

[STEED]

Cameron 'Relaxed' Over Publishing Tax Returns

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/cameron-relaxed-over-publishing-tax-returns-155405349.html#yyeANp7


You said that 5 years ago and we are still waiting you bloody liar!

[Jimbuna]

I'd be surprised if he even pays any income tax :)

[Jimbuna]

The Sun has vowed you'll never see a pair of boobies on page three again...

However, they'll still be showing snaps of David Cameron and Nick Clegg on some of the other pages.

[BossMark]

^^^
And the biggest one of them all Gideon......

[STEED]

TV Debates: Leaders Could Be 'Empty Chaired'
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/tv-debates-leaders-could-empty-chaired-140318660.html?bcmt_s=m#hozhweI

The jimbo Party must be allowed on the debate. :DL

[Jimbuna]

The burning question now is...."What will damage STEEDS brother David more, the ridicule and destruction that would be rained down on him by the other party leaders, or the damage created by the 'empty chair' scenario should he refuse to attend?" :hmmm:

Send your answers to STEED on the back of an empty fag (cigarette for you uneducated cousins of ours) packet.

[STEED]

^Winner gets to spend a kinky night with Cameron. :O:

Take my advice don't enter the competition. :03:

Seems the bookies are taking bets this whole debate will be called off. :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

I hope and think not...too much publicity abounds now.

[STEED]

Jim you been making crank phone calls to Dave again? :03:

Hoax Caller Put Through To Prime Ministerhttps://uk.news.yahoo.com/hoax-caller-put-prime-minister-204859266.html#2tT5rCW

[BossMark]

BBC NEWS: David Cameron receives hoax call.
Maybe NOW they'll sort out those bloody PPI companies!

[Jimbuna]

Jim you been making crank phone calls to Dave again? :03:

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/hoax-caller-put-prime-minister-204859266.html#2tT5rCW

http://i.imgur.com/Wd7R7u8.jpg

[BossMark]

I reckon the people who hoax called David Cameron have got far too much time on their hands .

They were probably waiting in A&E .

[Jimbuna]

'Who is this?': Cameron reveals moment Downing Street switchboard put through 'drunk and stoned' hoax caller to his personal Blackberry while he was carrying his daughter during family day out.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2925898/Downing-Street-review-security-hoax-caller-David-Cameron-claiming-head-GCHQ.html

[STEED]

100 DAYS TO GO

Cameron is more evil than Thatcher and I want this Toff out in 100 days time.

[STEED]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2925898/Downing-Street-review-security-hoax-caller-David-Cameron-claiming-head-GCHQ.html

Thinking about this and my conclusion is a set up so Toff Boy can get his ugly face in front of a camera.

[STEED]

The UK's economy grew by 2.6% last year, the fastest pace since 2007 and up from 1.7% in 2013, official figures have shown.http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-30999206

What they are not saying is growth is tied borrowing financed by printing money. And our national debt is still going up, Toff Boy has been in nearly five years in power and has done sweet nothing about it.

[Jimbuna]

Thinking about this and my conclusion is a set up so Toff Boy can get his ugly face in front of a camera.

http://i.imgur.com/nJqOp3V.jpg

[BossMark]

100 DAYS TO GO

Cameron is more evil than Thatcher and I want this Toff out in 100 days time.
Cant come soon enough and hopefully toffboy will be sighing on the dole queue....

[STEED]

No wonder drug dealing and prostitution is on the rise thanks to Toff Boy he has placed them in the GDP figures to look good. Another Con bought to you by the Nasty Party.

[BossMark]

And in the worse case (toffboy getting back in) I am on the next flight to Mars...........

[STEED]

Suicides would triple if that Bastard gets back in.

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/f6yU3bE.jpg

[BossMark]

99 days to go 4 and a half years as PM (4 and a half years too long) and toffboy still cant answer a question proper at PM question time.....

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/HqcUpfW.gif

[STEED]

http://www.netanimations.net/Moving-animated-clip-art-picture-of-metronome-x-bpm-7.gif

Cameron must go.

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/wNmT7uY.gif

[STEED]

I wish some one would nab toffboy throw him into a box and throw the box into a rocket and launch the rocket into the sun.

[BossMark]

I wish some one would nab toffboy throw him into a box and throw the box into a rocket and launch the rocket into the sun.
Well I have no plans today so if you want I am available :haha::haha:

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/L6GLmcw.jpg

[STEED]

Well I have no plans today so if you want I am available :haha::haha:

Feel Free

http://i.imgur.com/L6GLmcw.jpg

Cheap and cheerful

[BossMark]

Here good song lets all sing together :haha:

"When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother what should I be?"
"Should I be Tory? should I be Labour?"
Heres what she said to me
"Wash your mouth my son and go and get your fathers gun and shoot the Tory scum" "shoot the Tory scum"

[BossMark]

Watching the recreation of the funeral of our finest wartime Prime Minister, Winston Churchill, made me hope that toffboy gets treated with the same respect when the time comes.

Next Tuesday would be ideal.

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/QIsIWvC.jpg

[STEED]

Watching the recreation of the funeral of our finest wartime Prime Minister, Winston Churchill, made me hope that toffboy gets treated with the same respect when the time comes.

Next Tuesday would be ideal.

Tuesday!...Too bloody long to wait, shoot the bastard now and throw him in the trash can.

[STEED]

Splat the MP :har:
http://www.boreme.com/posting.php?id=43#.VM02iS5Ce1s

I scored 41 my highest so far.

[Jimbuna]

^ Link not working.

[STEED]

Working for me, now on 49.

[STEED]

Make that 128 now. :)

[STEED]

Try this different site.

http://www.panlogicgames.com/games/splatmp/

Its a old game from the 2010 general elections.

[Jimbuna]

First attempt 4, I'll quit whilst I'm ahead :oops:

[BossMark]

First attempt I got 5 :timeout:

[Jimbuna]

Yeah but I kept targetting Beckham, don't care for the guy.

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/rothwellwhite1115/original_zpsuwj314nn.jpg
Good question

[BossMark]

Just heard on the news another case of female genital mutilation.

David Cameron has today suffered a paper cut!

[Oberon]

90 days until the General Election and only the Green Party and Plaid Cymru have announced a defence policy in their manifestos:

http://www.thinkdefence.co.uk/2015/02/curious-absence-election-defence-policy

[Jimbuna]

90 days until the General Election and only the Green Party and Plaid Cymru have announced a defence policy in their manifestos:

http://www.thinkdefence.co.uk/2015/02/curious-absence-election-defence-policy

Just goes to show how out of touch both parties are...we don't have anything left to defend the country with.

[STEED]

Screw you I'm all right..

https://andyvaines.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/ej-cossman-spud-gun.jpg
I got my Spud Gun ready to take on any bastard. :03:

[STEED]

And my super spud gun, bring it on you bastards.

https://makezineblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/veraforscale.jpg?w=620&h=226

[Jimbuna]

^ That looks like it could drown anybody...in custard :)

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/rothwellwhite1121/original_zpsyltyicdk.jpg

[Jimbuna]

I must be the exception to the rule, I've never been so well off :hmmm:

[BossMark]

Ed Miliband 'won't back down' on tax avoidance campaign

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31468781


Think as had one of his best weeks if not the best as Labour leader, lets hope that he can get even better in the next 4 to 6 weeks.




Put 20 quid on us us to get a majority at SkyBet good odds as well 9/1 :yep:

[Betonov]

I must be the exception to the rule, I've never been so well off :hmmm:

You're better off than our pensioners even if you're sarcastic :03:

No winter fuel allowance (we have worse winters :O: ) and they loose their right to a pension if they work on the side.

[Oberon]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31464897

Here's a smart move, Dave! Since the NHS is 'close to breaking point' and 'overstretched' why not put a couple of hundred thousand more people into it for giggles? :/\\!! And while these people are on a 24 month waiting list, you can take away their benefits which means they won't appear on the lists you publish to the press so you can claim that you're reducing benefits claimants! Genius! Oh...the people who you've taken off benefits are committing suicide? Well, that takes them off even more lists! Good-oh! :rock:

http://www.troll.me/images/facepalm-picard/there-are-no-words-in-any-language-strong-enough-for-how-ignorant.jpg

[STEED]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31464897

Here's a smart move, Dave! Since the NHS is 'close to breaking point' and 'overstretched' why not put a couple of hundred thousand more people into it for giggles? :/\\!! And while these people are on a 24 month waiting list, you can take away their benefits which means they won't appear on the lists you publish to the press so you can claim that you're reducing benefits claimants! Genius! Oh...the people who you've taken off benefits are committing suicide? Well, that takes them off even more lists! Good-oh! :rock:



Cameron is walking on a dangerous borderline and if he crosses it what next?

[Oberon]

Cameron is walking on a dangerous borderline and if he crosses it what next?

Well, hopefully the General Election, but we'll see what happens then...I'm not holding my breath for any change. :dead:

[Jimbuna]

You're better off than our pensioners even if you're sarcastic :03:

No winter fuel allowance (we have worse winters :O: ) and they loose their right to a pension if they work on the side.

I call it 'hard earned rewards for over forty years of graft and paying heavily into a system that many have benefited from'....my turn :03:

[STEED]

Ed Miliband 'won't back down' on tax avoidance campaign

Saw this coming...

Top Labour donor facing 'tax dodge' accusations

One of the Labour party's biggest donors is facing questions over his tax affairs after he was accused of avoiding tax on a multi-million pound company loan

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/labour/11413766/Top-Labour-donor-facing-tax-dodge-accusations.html

[BossMark]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/labour/11413766/Top-Labour-donor-facing-tax-dodge-accusations.html
Typical dirty Tory tricks trying to turn it round, as for that jumped up Tory ^&&&&%^%%$££$% Grant Shapps or what ever is name is as to what I think of him..................

[STEED]

Ed should have made sure the facts on his side of the fence before attacking Toff Boy. As for Grant Shapps he is without question a vile seedy little man.

[Jimbuna]

The Tories are going to stop benefits for Alcoholics, drug addicts and the obese.

In other words, Scottish Independence by the back door.

[STEED]

The Tories are going to stop benefits for Alcoholics, drug addicts and the obese.

In other words, Scottish Independence by the back door.

Just another way to manipulate the figures. This was a subject on the radio last night and some of the callers who work in the NHS said this will cost double the amount than the current situation, strange old Toff Boy leaves that bit of info out.

[Fubar2Niner]

Just another way to manipulate the figures. This was a subject on the radio last night and some of the callers who work in the NHS said this will cost double the amount than the current situation, strange old Toff Boy leaves that bit of info out.

The Lord Toffington Toff bloody Cameron has been doing the same since day one mate.

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[MGR1]

It would appear that the fate of the Labour Party is in the hands of "Glasgow Man":

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/feb/09/has-labour-lost-glasgow-jim-murphy-snp-election

Welcome to world of Scottish politics. Where Glasgow goes, the rest of the country gets dragged along with it, whether it wants to or not.:hmph:

Mike.

[BossMark]

David Cameron: Unemployed young 'should do community work'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-31500763


Oh boy this is bloody scandalous, more bollocks from toffboy




Those aged between 18 and 21 who have not been in employment, education or training ("Neets") for six months would no longer receive Job Seekers' Allowance (JSA).
Instead, they would be paid the Youth Allowance, paid at the same rate as JSA - £57.35 a week.
However, in order to receive it they would be required to carry out 30 hours a week of mandatory community work from day one of their claim
I always thought community service was a punishment..............but the Tory toffs must now think being unemployed is a crime.

[Jimbuna]

I'm not sure this is such a bad idea TBH.

[STEED]

I'm not sure this is such a bad idea TBH.

It has already begun for everyone over six months I hear, yes I agree better doing something but what I am against is they are forced to do 40 to 48 hour week! Come off it 15 to 20 hours is fair but what Toff Boy is doing is the return of slavery just more evidence the clock is moving back in my book.

[Jimbuna]

It has already begun for everyone over six months I hear, yes I agree better doing something but what I am against is they are forced to do 40 to 48 hour week! Come off it 15 to 20 hours is fair but what Toff Boy is doing is the return of slavery just more evidence the clock is moving back in my book.

I'm looking at the 30 hour mark which is a figure generally accepted as being between part-time and full-time hours.

Any more and I would agree...justly unfair.

I would go on further to say that anyone continuing for a period in excess of twelve unbroken months should be transferred into a permanent contract.

[STEED]

TIME FOR A RANT AND THIS RANT IS NOT SUPPORTING UKIP ITS ABOUT THE BIAS MEDIA!

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/anti-eu-ukip-party-cries-foul-against-hysterical-110927833.html?bcmt_s=m#xZJmhpx

Last night CH4 put on this drama called UKIP the first 100 Days about a UKIP victory in the 2015 general election and the way this drama was presented was nothing more than Channel Four view point. We all know CH4 is more left than right but like the BBC they too claim not to be bias, yet that hogwash last night looked like what the Nazis did in Germany in the 1930's.

From what I hear Off Com has rec'd well over 700 complaints and rising. I am sick of the media who hide behind the shield we are not bias when clearly they are. If your going to be bias just say so.

Rant Over

:)

[STEED]

I'm looking at the 30 hour mark which is a figure generally accepted as being between part-time and full-time hours.

Any more and I would agree...justly unfair.

I would go on further to say that anyone continuing for a period in excess of twelve unbroken months should be transferred into a permanent contract.

I agree to a point, they should rec'd extra money on top and a lot more real help not that rubbish now. People are not the same, we're all different as some are alright others have mental health problems bought about all kinds of reasons. Yes there are some who swing the lead but Toff Boy thinks everyone is and that is wrong.


Good advice to the unemployed a comment on Yahoo news I read..
The unemployed should jolly well follow Iain Duncan-Smith's example, get a dodgy "degree" from an Italian "university", marry a rich man's daughter and then live off his money.

[MGR1]

On the surface a fine idea, but when you look a little deeper....

For example: Sending 18-21 year old job seekers to help in care homes. Would you like the thought of someone who is there against their will, doing work they have no interest in, caring for an elderly relative?

I certainly hope they send these young people into an environment where it will actually help their career prospects, rather than hinder.

There's also the possibility that the organisations who participate will see this as a source of cheap labour, therefore undercutting the rights of their existing work forces.

Considering it's from the Tories, with their "punish the benefit scroungers" election mantra, I sincerely doubt this has been thought through properly.....:hmmm:

Mike.

[Oberon]

It's more populist clap-trap that's just to buy votes from the Daily Mail crowd and stop them drifting off to UKIP.

[STEED]

It's more populist clap-trap that's just to buy votes from the Daily Mail crowd and stop them drifting off to UKIP.

Daily Mail can seriously cause health problems and death.

Daily Express can seriously cause health problems and get you hooked on the weather.

[STEED]

BLOODY HECK

RED ALERT
http://i.imgur.com/V1x15tD.gif
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

YOUR NIGHTMARE MAY COME TRUE

READ BELOW

[STEED]

Employment minister Esther McVey has her sights set on Downing Street after revealing she would like to become prime minister.https://uk.news.yahoo.com/ambitious-mcvey-aiming-no-10-165654485.html#WWiKV2P


I did warn you in the post above.

[BossMark]

Oh my bloody god that evil bitch would make Thatcher look like an angel......lets hope the evil Tory bitch loses her seat on general election day.

[STEED]

Oh my bloody god that evil bitch would make Thatcher look like an angel......lets hope the evil Tory bitch loses her seat on general election day.


http://www.therockandrolltimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/bjwfdvmigaacqo4.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnBCm7zCAAA7vwZ.jpg

[BossMark]

^^^
Lets us pray

Our Father, which art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come.
Thy will be done in earth,
As it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive them that trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom,
The power, and the glory,
For ever and ever.
Amen.

In other words please god dont let the Tory bastards in..............

[STEED]

https://s1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/MRSPhaUa.HlubolCh2z8_Q--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/news/2015-02-13/dd34d250-b38b-11e4-8fd9-7d84b42502e1_rexfeatures_4431783a.jpg

BLOODY HECK ESTHER FOR PM! GET ME SOME GOLD TOP FAST, I'M IN SHOCK!

[Moonlight]

During the interview, Ms McVey described herself as a "compassionate Conservative"

There you go again demonising this compassionate young lady, before you know it you'll be living the high life in some flash old folks hostel right next door to a convenient foodbank.

Come on now lads how much more compassionate can you get than that. :D

[Jimbuna]

http://www.therockandrolltimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/bjwfdvmigaacqo4.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnBCm7zCAAA7vwZ.jpg

Says it all :yep:

[BossMark]

Comedian Al Murray has announced plans to stand against UKIP candidate Nigel Farage in the next election.

"It's utterly ridiculous. He has no genuine policies: it's as if he's trying to turn democracy in this country into one big joke" said Al Murray...

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Comedian Al Murray has announced plans to stand against UKIP candidate Nigel Farage in the next election.

"It's utterly ridiculous. He has no genuine policies: it's as if he's trying to turn democracy in this country into one big joke" said Al Murray...

Clearly talking about himself, his career must be flagging. :haha:

[STEED]

PM Warns Of Labour-SNP 'Nightmare Scenario'

Better off warning us of his ConLib scenario where old Toff Boy beats the crap out of the poor and arse licks the banks while Nick goes around looking for scraps off his masters plate.

[MGR1]

PM Warns Of Labour-SNP 'Nightmare Scenario' Looks like the English part of the Conservative Party are trying to make things as hard as possible for the Scottish part.

All the rhetoric that twat Shapps comes up with does is feed the "Conservative Party = Anti-Scottish Party" line that the SNP use very, very effectively.

Having written that, though, Conservatism didn't really exist as such in Scotland. It was Unionism based on three tenets - "Church, Empire and Union". The Church of Scotland is becoming increasingly irrelevant, there's no Empire these days and the Union is in deep doo-doo.

Little wonder the political right in Scotland is up the creek!:doh:

Mike.

[STEED]

All the rhetoric that twat Shapps comes up with does is feed the "Conservative Party = Anti-Scottish Party" line that the SNP use very, very effectively.



Shapps is a vile little creep who will stop at nothing to get the Tories back in power. Next up he will declare all those who vote Labour going to hell for this sin and only Dave can save you. :rolleyes:

[STEED]

Call me....

MR GREEN

The bruiser is back!

John Prescott is returning to front-line politics as an unpaid adviser to Ed Miliband with responsibility for climate change. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31570861

Cut your green house gasses you or get a punch in the face. :)

[STEED]

Another silly comment and no its not UKIP its Labour.

Veteran Labour MP Austin Mitchell claimed the party would hold on to his Great Grimsby seat at the general election, even if it had chosen a "raving alcoholic sex paedophile" as its candidate.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/no-chance-labour-grimsby-loss-003841095.html#rd2OBbL

Poor comment from a Labour veteran and poor taste. :nope:

[BossMark]

Shapps is a vile little creep who will stop at nothing to get the Tories back in power. Next up he will declare all those who vote Labour going to hell for this sin and only Dave can save you. :rolleyes:
And that's being kind to him.......

Oh and Jim just met one of the campaign organisers for my constituency she is a very nice young lady........................but she is a bloody mackem :nope:

[STEED]

mackem

Scottish crumpet?

[Jimbuna]

And that's being kind to him.......

Oh and Jim just met one of the campaign organisers for my constituency she is a very nice young lady........................but she is a bloody mackem :nope:

You have my sympathies :)

[Jimbuna]

Scottish crumpet?

Mackem = An individual coming from and living in that horrible excuse for a place of abode called Sunderland.

[STEED]

Mackem = An individual coming from and living in that horrible excuse for a place of abode called Sunderland.

I see, like New Jersey too the Americans.

[Jimbuna]

I see, like New Jersey too the Americans.

New Jersey may well be an american state but Sunderland is in a right old state :)

[BossMark]

These hoax call things are getting more frequent.

Even Downing street has been caught out..

I can't believe a man with no credibility or intelligence was allowed to speak to a hoax caller.

[Jimbuna]

Cameron is offering concessions to those of pensionable age and Miliband is doing likewise to the young voters.

Guess who casts the most votes in elections.

[STEED]

Cameron is offering concessions to those of pensionable age and Miliband is doing likewise to the young voters.

Guess who casts the most votes in elections.

The grey vote but on saying that there are greys who are getting bloody fed up with Toff Boy.

[STEED]

Osborne went too far with claims of EU bill victory, say MPs

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/osborne-went-too-far-claims-eu-bill-victory-001313166--business.html?bcmt_s=m#ugccmt-container


No crap, most of us saw this BS last year.

[Jimbuna]

Tis so unlike Gideon to be untruthful :)

[BossMark]

Tis so unlike Gideon to be untruthful :)
He tells more lies than Billy Liar.

[Relmu]

1.petrols price keep rising(and will get even higher)
2.they plan to kill the NHS
3. the dole queues keep on rising due to their horrendous cuts
4.and now they plan this http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/16194599



And now... thanks to the Tories (I jest), petrol costs are dropping like a rock... (98p a litre in some places) (google lowest prices uk)

As for the dole queues rising... that stopped in 2010, technically (and I mean technically because it's very slight) they've been decreasing since. http://www.ukpublicspending.co.uk/spending_chart_2005_2018UKb_40t

How times have changed.

(Green party all the way >_>)

[STEED]

And now... thanks to the Tories (I jest), petrol costs are dropping like a rock... (98p a litre in some places) (google lowest prices uk)

As for the dole queues rising... that stopped in 2010, technically (and I mean technically because it's very slight) they've been decreasing since. http://www.ukpublicspending.co.uk/spending_chart_2005_2018UKb_40t

How times have changed.

(Green party all the way >_>)

What has the cost of petrol got to do with any government?

Unemployment has not fallen as they say, unemployment figures have been manipulated as far back to the 1980's. This government has manipulated them the most, all those on the work program or back to work are no longer recorded on the official figures.

Just to add our growth is tied to borrowing financed by printing money and our national debt is rising. No government is perfect we all know that and labour made errors in their last government by over spending but they can not be blamed for the world wide mess bought on by the banking industry.

As for the Green party the leader made a right fool of herself on LBC radio this week. And the only reason Cameron banged on about having the Greens in the debate so he could look good knowing how daft the greens are.

[BossMark]

As for the dole queues rising... that stopped in 2010, technically (and I mean technically because it's very slight) they've been decreasing since. http://www.ukpublicspending.co.uk/spending_chart_2005_2018UKb_40t

How times have changed.

All a big con by the biggest conman of the lot and yes that is toffboy, add all them who are on zero contracts and the jobless figures would be nearer 3 million.

[STEED]

Natalie Bennett incredibly awkward car crash interview on housing policy with Nick Ferrari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzGyEXPDQBI

[Relmu]

The assumption that it was the tories who increased the price of oil in the op was what inspired me to put it down to the tories that it had dropped. I completely agree it is farcical to suggest the UK government has anything to do with dropping prices (outside of the usual geopolitical issues...and the fact that half of the cost of petrol is pretty much tax...). Uh. I was going to agree but the evidence suggests that the government actually has a lot to do with it ._.;;;

I do agree that measuring unemployment queues is dubious a point I was also trying to make. It's currently well known that unemployment in the UK isn't rising.

http://www.tradingeconomics.com/united-kingdom/unemployment-rate

Labour also previously used the same techniques through their entire term in office. So I think we can draw comparisons with a certain amount of fairness. What is more telling however is the rise of Food Banks, the opposition of the Church to Conservative welfare policies and the rising cost of public transport.

The banks were, de-regulated...set in motion under conservatives, officially under labour (I think). They did almost nothing to impose new regulations and what they did do was revealed to be catastrophically ineffective. Selling gold at rock bottom prices (Thanks gordon) didn't help matters either. Yet I agree that the crisis was not Labour's fault, it was America's fault.

In my opinion I think our debt would have shot up under Labour, it was really past time for them to be evicted as well. I just don't like how right wing Labour has become. Let me just grab a knife and try to figure out what socialist policies they actually have. I mean, instead of bailing the banks out...why didn't they just hand £1,000 to each and every citizen... I think it'd have been just as effective, much cheaper and the money would have been kept in the loop a bit longer.

To sum it up, I think the Conservatives are trash, but I don't think Labour has what it takes to be an effective Government of the People instead of like the tories and like new labour being the Government of Businesses and London.

Edit:

Zero Hour jobs are evil and the Job Centre should be having absolutely nothing to do with them, but they do work for some people. Depending on the employer they can be extremely flexible and an excellent way to get into employment. (I'm not say that they should be used by any means, I must emphasize that). It's just a shame some employers misuse them.

Also, I don't judge a political party by its leader, I judge a political party by its actions, then its policies and then its leader.

[BossMark]

I don't know why people are saying toffboy has broken his pledge to cut down on immigration.
The number of people coming into the country is now, as he promised, "in the tens of thousands".

Per week.

[STEED]

Well as long as you don't vote for the Tories this tells me you can see they are vile. I just hope they are not re-elected as they plan another 70% cuts to come.

As for the banking sector I am ruthless, hang criminal bankers and send those criminal banks to the wall. My personal patients with them is over, as for the FSA...:har: :har:

BTW: I may sound like a bastard some times don't panic. :haha:

[Relmu]

Lmfao. It was always lost on my why Labour was always Pro-Immigration and Conservatives always anti-immigration. It is in the interest of big business to have as large a pool of employees to choose from as possible. Yet it is in the interest of unions and workers (in order to command higher prices) to have fewer competitors.

[STEED]

Another Toff Boy 2010 pledge gone to the wall on hearing the immigration news.

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Home Secretary Theresa May has insisted the Government remains committed to reducing immigration, despite breaking its promise to keep it down.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/still-want-immigration-cut-may-141458654.html#UEvsx2Z


http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/468100221.jpg?v=2&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=YnK-zH30ap6R9C9bpVv23oMrdxZTLjnFgQv6fjn1rDY1

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http://politicalscrapbook.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/cameron_sky_debate_liar.jpg

https://streetdemocracy.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/tory-baws.jpg

http://www.davidicke.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/get-attachment-710-587x441.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JTdhxjyMW34/Ty3RElEStuI/AAAAAAAAAm4/HU8MBmYuRa4/s1600/A+joke.png

[STEED]

http://www.cityam.com/sites/default/files/styles/full_width_article_body_image/public/main/articles/david-cameron-uk-flag.jpg?itok=wdexSop5?itok=wdexSop5

GIVE ME FIVE MORE YEARS AND I PROMISE YOU THE POOR AND SICK AND PENSIONERS WILL BE DEAD, BEST THING FOR THEM I SAY.

[BossMark]

^^
And that sums toffboy up....:yep:

[STEED]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/02/1412210604185_wps_96_The_Conservative_Autumn_C.jpg

LOOK DO YOU WANT STARVING PEOPLE LIVING OFF THE SCRAPS FROM FOOD BANKS? OF COURSE NOT THAT IS WHY I SUGGEST WE SHOOT THEM AND SAVE THE COUNTRY A TON OF MONEY.

[STEED]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/02/article-2441434-18760E4100000578-161_634x400.jpg

EMPLOYERS I PROMISE YOU TO BACK THE 100 HOUR WEEK AND SWEEP AWAY SICK AND HOLIDAY PAY, AND FOR EVERY EMPLOYER WHO VOTES FOR ME YOUR GET A FREE GIFT, A BOX OF WHIPS TO FLOG YOUR RIFF RAFF EMPLOYEES WITH.

[MGR1]

Here's the Scottish Conservative Party's 2015 Election broadcast:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd1_lYAmnm4

I dare say some the Real Conservatives(tm) are gnashing their teeth and wailing over this!!!:haha:

It'll be interesting to see if it has any effect as Scotland will be split between those voting SNP and those who are voting tactically for any party likely to stop them.

Scuttlebutt says that many Tory voters are going to vote Labour or Lib Dem in order to try and stop the Nats.:hmmm:

Mike.

[Jimbuna]

Do any Scots still vote Conservative? :)

[MGR1]

Do any Scots still vote Conservative? :)

Believe it or not, they get anywhere between 10-20% of the vote up here. The problem they have is that it's evenly spread throughout Scotland, rather than concentrated.

For example, they had 16.7% of the vote in the 2010 election and got one MP, whilst the Lib Dems had 18.9% and returned eleven MP's.

They do much better at Holyrood under the Proportional Representation system. Hence, whilst the main party is against PR for UK wide elections, the Scottish bit is in favour of it.:03:

TBH, if they do badly in the Holyrood elections next year, I can see them splitting off and setting up a completely independent Scottish centre-right party. I wouldn't be too surprised if Scottish Labour ended up doing the same at some point in the future, in the name of survival, if no other.

In which case, Scotland ends up like Northern Ireland, sending MP's to Westminster, but not really participating in running the UK. Although from the perspective of elements within England, that would be no bad thing! Such is the way of things at the moment!:hmmm:

Mike.:salute:

[STEED]

LONDON (Reuters) - Britain's governing Conservatives plan to renew a failed pledge to reduce net migration below 100,000 a year if they are re-elected in May, a senior minister said, despite current levels running at around triple that.https://uk.news.yahoo.com/conservatives-renew-immigration-pledge-ahead-election-may-091035769.html#RUqLTXw
http://www.private-eye.co.uk/pictures/headmasters_message/teresa_may.jpg
I'M OFF MY TROLLY, WHERE'S MY MEDS?

[Jimbuna]

If elected, Ed Miliband has promised to reduce student fees. 'I was lucky enough to go to a paid school' he said, 'and I want the same kind of excellent education to be available to 80% of youngsters - with only the other 30% going to state schools.'

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The Prime Minister is refusing to take part in a head-to-head TV showdown during the campaign and told broadcasters his "final offer" is one debate involving at least seven party leaders.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/pm-issues-final-offer-debates-002047094.html?bcmt_s=m#BTI4K1f

This Toff speaks big but when it comes to the crunch he blames everyone else. Look you royal knob head it's between you and Ed for PM that much is clear if you or Ed win outright, if not then one of you will have to open up talks. Until then this is a debate not the aftermath so get on with and stop pussy footing around.

[Jimbuna]

Let the debates go ahead with a spare podium where Cameron would have been standing.

Broadcasters stand firm!!

[STEED]

Leaders' Debates: Broadcasters Stand Firm

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/leaders-debates-broadcasters-stand-firm-160228666.html#H1lTBRu


How many eggs have you laid you big toff chicken?

[STEED]

Drag his sorry arse on stage and make him wear a nappy the cry baby toff boy. :har:

[BossMark]

I dedicate this song to toff boy :haha::haha:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdNods8-Jm0

[BossMark]

I don't know why everyone's going crazy about the photo of a weasel riding on the back of woodpecker.
Isn't that what happened at the last election?

[STEED]

And your next government is Tory coalition with Labour to keep the SNP at bay.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/grand-coalition-keep-union-002337724.html#b7EkIw8

Sounds bloody silly or scraping the bottom of the barrel so we just put the Tories back in.

[Tango589]

Nigel Farage tweeted a question and people took the piss:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/hannahjewell/nigel-farage-tweeted-a-question-and-people-took-the-piss#.xdZJj9JL9

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Cameron call to Miliband over SNP
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/keep-uk-safe-tory-hands-says-pm-002337720.html#xmdrrnE


Damn cheek, talk about trying to deflect the political debate issue.

UPDATE
This was a good question I saw in the comments section..
Will Cameron rule out a pact or coalition with UKIP and DUP?

BossMark or Jim send that to Ed if you can and lets see old Toff Boy get out of that one.

[STEED]

Nigel Farage tweeted a question and people took the piss:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/hannahjewell/nigel-farage-tweeted-a-question-and-people-took-the-piss#.xdZJj9JL9

The photo shopped pictures were funny. :haha:

[Jimbuna]

Let the debates go ahead with a spare podium where Cameron would have been standing.

Broadcasters stand firm!!

Good to see the broadcasters are standing firm and calling his bluff.

[BossMark]

And your next government is Tory coalition with Labour to keep the SNP at bay.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/grand-coalition-keep-union-002337724.html#b7EkIw8

Sounds bloody silly or scraping the bottom of the barrel so we just put the Tories back in.
Stupid dithering old bugger wants keep his stupid Tory gob shut.

[Jimbuna]

Good to see the broadcasters are standing firm and calling his bluff.

TV debates: No 'empty chair' humiliation for David Cameron as BBC considers giving him his own general election programme

Who would have believed political pressure was nowhere in sight? :doh:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/generalelection/tv-debates-no-empty-chair-humiliation-for-david-cameron-as-bbc-considers-giving-him-his-own-general-election-programme-10093662.html

Fine then....give all the others the same concession :yeah:

[BossMark]

TV debates: No 'empty chair' humiliation for David Cameron as BBC considers giving him his own general election programme Typical bottless BBC, I hope CH4 and sky dont follow suite, all 3 channels should have a podium for toffboy but with a yellow chicken stood in his place...

[Jimbuna]

Typical bottless BBC, I hope CH4 and sky dont follow suite, all 3 channels should have a podium for toffboy but with a yellow chicken stood in his place...

It is believed that the other broadcasters would follow a similar approach as the BBC.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/generalelection/tv-debates-no-empty-chair-humiliation-for-david-cameron-as-bbc-considers-giving-him-his-own-general-election-programme-10093662.html

[BossMark]

^^
Typical... :nope:

[Jimbuna]

When you depend mainly on the government for your funding strategy outcome I would say...inevitable.

[STEED]

I see Toff Boy is sticking to his coward guns, no face to face with Ed. :har:

[STEED]

The Budget leak

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2012/03/osborne-smile.jpg

Big give a way to the rich thanks to the poor who have far too much money and that is just not on, how dare they have money to pay for their food and other bills how dare they.

All unemployed and pensioners along with the sick will be exterminated on the grounds they are taking up to much space, but just before we exterminate these scumbags we will buy them off with a price drop on fags and booze to buy their votes so they vote for us what a load of brain dead arseholes they are. Once we got rid of them we can bring in more of those lovely hard working immigrants to make us rich richer.

As for the rest of you more zero hours and big pay cuts to come, speaking of cuts don't forget 70% more cuts to come, can't wait to sting you riff raff. I will introduce a new class on the rails just for you called scumbag class, more details after our election victory.

And finally I will outlaw bashing the banks, anyone bashes the banks will be hung for their vile lies against our totally honest banks.

[STEED]

Is that the best they can do?

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/tory-poster-puts-labour-salmonds-pocket-110119875.html#O0pMSrA

[Jimbuna]

Probably the easiest and best weapon the Tories have atm because that subject matter must be of grave concern to many English voters.

[STEED]

Not me jim it's Tory BS and they know it.

[Jimbuna]

Put it this way, if there is no outright majority by either of the two main parties and the SNP have already stated they will not form a coalition with the Tories under any circumstances....

[BossMark]

Vote LABOUR if you care about society , vote Tory if you don't care . Vote Tory if you think the rich deserve a bigger mansion, vote Tory if you think the rich need another rolex watch , vote Tory if you believe in the abolition of a safety net. Vote Tory if you wish to see another explosion in low rent jobs, vote Tory if you wish to see vast numbers of homeless people in our towns and cities. Vote Tory if you wish to see ever more people scrambling for survival at food banks. Vote Tory if you couldn't care less vote LABOUR if you want something better.
Choose a better way ,choose LABOUR..a vote for decency and hope.

[STEED]

The evil is on the rise.

Cameron's Conservatives' poll lead at biggest in three years - YouGov

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/camerons-conservatives-poll-lead-biggest-three-years-yougov-105920641--business.html#mTwu3Kb

[Jimbuna]

Ed will most probably need the support of the SNP (a real nightmare scenario IMO) to form a government and tbh I do believe the electorate simply can't trust Labours ability to manage the national budget.

[STEED]

Justine Miliband has spoken of her fears that husband Ed will be subjected to "really vicious" attacks during the general election campaign.
Speaking to the BBC, Mrs Miliband said she expects the attacks on her husband to get worse as the May 7 polling day gets nearer, but insisted: "I'm totally up for this fight."


https://uk.news.yahoo.com/justines-fears-miliband-attacks-183827346.html#dMJ0tk7

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/files/2015/03/nigel-farage.jpg

I'm bloody pissed off hearing this, how dare the press stop attacking me you cowards! Ed shut your wife up!

[Fubar2Niner]

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/justines-fears-miliband-attacks-183827346.html#dMJ0tk7

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/files/2015/03/nigel-farage.jpg

I'm bloody pissed off hearing this, how dare the press stop attacking me you cowards! Ed shut your wife up!

:har::har::har:

[Jimbuna]

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/justines-fears-miliband-attacks-183827346.html#dMJ0tk7

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/files/2015/03/nigel-farage.jpg

I'm bloody pissed off hearing this, how dare the press stop attacking me you cowards! Ed shut your wife up!

Yes, one does prefer to be in the forefront, even if in a minority position :yep:

[STEED]

Some young Conservative voters look to Labour for jobs and homes
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/uk-young-conservative-voters-look-labour-jobs-homes-144040684--business.html#ds079wL

Mmm..:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Nigel Farage says he would scrap many race laws.

Sweet, Formula One could become interesting again.

[XabbaRus]

Vote LABOUR if you care about society , vote Tory if you don't care . Vote Tory if you think the rich deserve a bigger mansion, vote Tory if you think the rich need another rolex watch , vote Tory if you believe in the abolition of a safety net. Vote Tory if you wish to see another explosion in low rent jobs, vote Tory if you wish to see vast numbers of homeless people in our towns and cities. Vote Tory if you wish to see ever more people scrambling for survival at food banks. Vote Tory if you couldn't care less vote LABOUR if you want something better.
Choose a better way ,choose LABOUR..a vote for decency and hope.

Really? You think Miliband and his mob are any better. As much as I hate to admit it, in terms of the general election I want and MP who will stick up for my constituency so looks like I will be voting SNP even though I didn't vote Yes (and still don't think economically at this current time independence for Scotland is realistic). The labour candidate here is useless as is the lib dem one. Wee eck' for all his faults does stick up for his constituents.

[STEED]

Nigel Farage says he would scrap many race laws.

Sweet, Formula One could become interesting again.

I'm voting UKIP :yeah:

Right on jim a free for all smash crash bang last survivor wins. F1 death race sounds groovy, now you can pay them the big money. Don't stop there Nigel how about get rid of the cricket ball for a hand grenade in cricket. :cool:

[Jimbuna]

What about that game called rugby that is played by men with funny shaped balls :hmmm:

[STEED]

Roll over two jags Prescott here's Ed with his two kitchens.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/labour-leader-takes-heat-over-two-kitchens-uk-163230530.html

Bad move Ed.

[Fubar2Niner]

Geezus what chance does the working man stand in this country anymore :/\\!!:/\\!!:/\\!!

There is no honesty, fairness, or scruples anymore it seems. Polling day is becoming more like the X-Factor every election.

I'll still vote labour, because the tory bastards drilled the unions into the ground, and every working mans rights along with it. But hell I'm worried.

Best regards, and stuff the bloody tories.

Fubar2Niner

[STEED]

Geezus what chance does the working man stand in this country anymore :/\\!!:/\\!!:/\\!!

There is no honesty, fairness, or scruples anymore it seems. Polling day is becoming more like the X-Factor every election.

I'll still vote labour, because the tory bastards drilled the unions into the ground, and every working mans rights along with it. But hell I'm worried.

Best regards, and stuff the bloody tories.

Fubar2Niner

People vote more on Big Brother and the rest of those brain dead shows than where it counts the elections. :nope:

Britain is being dumb down, no hope.

[STEED]

Lord Prescott says Tony Blair's 'bloody crusades' radicalised Muslims

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/labour/11471452/Lord-Prescott-says-Tony-Blairs-bloody-crusades-radicalised-Muslims.html

I was listening to part of this speech on the radio news he sounded too me he had a few drinks.

[BossMark]

People vote more on Big Brother and the rest of those brain dead shows than where it counts the elections. :nope:

Britain is being dumb down, no hope.
If the worst happens and toffboy gets a majority am buggering of to Mars, if anyone wants to join me I will be taking a life times supply of beer and some very nice ladies with. :yeah::yep:

[STEED]

https://iwanttobeapinup.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/keep-calm-and-read-smut-8.png

[Fubar2Niner]

If the worst happens and toffboy gets a majority am buggering of to Mars, if anyone wants to join me I will be taking a life times supply of beer and some very nice ladies with. :yeah::yep:

Count me in mate !!:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

If the worst happens and toffboy gets a majority am buggering of to Mars, if anyone wants to join me I will be taking a life times supply of beer and some very nice ladies with. :yeah::yep:

Too late...the politicians have already thought of that.

http://i.imgur.com/z1kI8rt.jpg

[STEED]

BossMark looks like old Osborne is after your vote, looks like 2p off a pint. :hmmm:

And you Jim, pension sweetener.

What about me you Bastard Osborne! :timeout: :hulk: :hulk:

[BossMark]

^^
Cheeky bastards have already put 10p on a pint of lager and cider in my local :timeout::nope:

[BossMark]

Grant Shapps admits interview error over 'second job dates'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31901533


Well whatever your name is you horrible little Tory wimp, do as a favour and piss off back under that rock you crawled out of....

[Jimbuna]

BossMark looks like old Osborne is after your vote, looks like 2p off a pint. :hmmm:

And you Jim, pension sweetener.

What about me you Bastard Osborne! :timeout: :hulk: :hulk:

Probably a day in the stocks and fifty lashes :)

[BossMark]

Revealed: Britain's 10 Most Wanted Fugitives

!. Grant Shapps, Michael Green or whatever his bloody name is
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/rothwellwhite1162/grant-shapps-1-300x225_zpsw6j94fyv.jpg
2. Toffboy
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/rothwellwhite1163/David%20Cameron_zpstpkhom25.jpg
3.Gideon
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/rothwellwhite1164/osborne-hard-hat-1-762x428_zpsgforbyxw.jpg
4. IDS (STEED should he be number 1?)
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/rothwellwhite1165/220px-Iain_Duncan-Smith_Official_zpsoykkpiot.jpg
5. Esther Mcvey
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/rothwellwhite1166/s216_s960_mcvey-960_zpsxqxwwwqf.jpg
6. Theresa May
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/rothwellwhite1167/_68986578_68986573_zpsojqnx0ms.jpg
7. Jeremy Hunt
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/rothwellwhite1168/220px-Jeremy_Hunt_Official_zpsj65lktna.jpg
8. Eric Pickles
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/rothwellwhite1169/220px-Eric_Pickles_Official_zps0qindcew.jpg
9. William Hague
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/rothwellwhite1170/Foreign_Secretary_briefing_on_recent_visit_to_Paki stan_4743128802_zpso4wk8xle.jpg
10. Nick Clegg
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/rothwellwhite1171/Nick_Clegg_by_the_2009_budget_cropped_zpskqzkwwzy. jpg

[Relmu]

That list is messed up. I mean where the hell is Farage? Tony Blair? Srsly O.O

That said, worst offenders of the Conservatives probably need Cameron much further down the list.

1. Smith
2. Osbourne
3. McVey
4. Pickles
5. Shapps
6. May
7. Hague
8. Hunt
9. Cameron


Why is a LibDem even on the list o.O; I weighted with how left-wing they were. Cameron is surprisingly liberal for a conservative. Some of them also aren't that bad at the job.

I mean Hunt vs Lansley for health secretary... and who was the defence minister again?

There are some positions in government that you want a Right-winger for. Border Controls, Defence and arguably treasury. I mean who else but a bank manager is ideal for that role? Unfortunately Osborne is an ass and with that recent, "Lets give our buddies the billionaires yet another tax cut" is really starting to grate.

Fully prepared to give shapps benefit of the doubt as far as second job goes. Compared to the private sector have you seen how much the politicians in the UK are paid? The CEO of a country (the PM) is on a comparative pittance. (That's WITH the expenses mind you). Not sure why people are kicking up that much fuss over it myself when we could be focusing on getting people out of foodbanks. It's not as if the welfare budget of the UK is paid primarily to unemployed people (just pensioners mostly).

[STEED]

Has Ed fallen in the Torie trap?

Question to all who vote Labour, I ask it as a friend I know said well that's it prepare for another five years of hell under the tory scum. He was referring to the fact ED has now ruled out a coalition with the SNP. By ruling this out he has played right into the hands of Toff Boy who too date has not ruled out a coalition with UKIP & DUP.

Strikes me as a error, Ed should have thrown it back at Toff Boy about UKIP & DUP and keep throwing back every time Toff Boy bangs on about Labour & SNP.

[Jimbuna]

The clever money may yet be on a Tory/Labour coalition to keep the SNP out :hmmm:

[BossMark]

Lets hope come polling day, most Scotts will vote as they normally do and vote Labour.

[Jimbuna]

Lets hope come polling day, most Scotts will vote as they normally do and vote Labour.

Highly doubtful as most polls are predicting a landslide victory for the SNP.

[MGR1]

Highly doubtful as most polls are predicting a landslide victory for the SNP.

It is looking quite probable.:hmmm:

TBH, Scottish Labour have only themselves to blame. The words corrupt, venal and tribal, plus the terms "power hungry" and "machine politics" come to mind. They've abused their position for far too long.

I do have a problem with the SNP's likely dominance in Scotland, however. A decent, preferably centrist, opposition wouldn't go amiss to keep them honest. At the moment the centre and centre-right vote is split between the Unionist parties and the SNP themselves.

To get a better idea on what's happening to the political landscape up here, it might be better to wait until 2016. The General Election will give an indication as to who the people want to represent them at the UK level. Who they actually want to run Scotland will be determined at the Holyrood Election next year. The proportional representation system used means that the SNP won't be as dominant as they would be under first past the post. However, they'll probably pack the list nominations like they did in 2011.:hmmm:

Mike.

[bertieck476]

@ Steed, dont think there was any mileage in highlighting ukip or dup, the problem with a alliance with the snp was the toxicity of the party trying to break up the uk from within westminster, thats why he has had to rule it out.

[Fubar2Niner]

The clever money may yet be on a Tory/Labour coalition to keep the SNP out :hmmm:

Interesting but unlikely propect mate, would make bloody good tv tho. Nothing would ever get done. Almost Carry On ish :har:

[STEED]

It's on, sort of...

The Prime Minister has agreed to a single, seven-way TV leaders' debate in April.
The proposed debate would be hosted by ITV on 2 April and follows new negotiations with broadcasters.


https://uk.news.yahoo.com/pm-accepts-seven-way-tv-debate-april-162947914.html#WnKpZHl

And still we wait for a one on one with Ed.

[BossMark]

Gideons last budget before the general election, lets bloody hope its is last ever....:yep:

[Jimbuna]

Hey, leave him alone....it looks like the wife may get access to her pension pot before she retires :sunny:

[BossMark]

In his Budget address, Chancellor George Osborne said Britain is 'walking tall' again.

Yeah Gideon, but only because you've driven thousands of disabled people to suicide.

[Jimbuna]

Budget obviously looked after the pensioners (amongst some of the few that vote) and those with money (typical Tory voters).

[STEED]

Typical give away budget they all do it. Many years now I always felt this last budget before the general election should be moved back after the election so we don't see this sort of thing.

[STEED]

Get Registered to vote people if you have not, time is running out for the big general election.

https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote?utm_source=Yahoo&utm_medium=display&utm_term=English&utm_content=Gemini&utm_campaign=GeneralElection%E2%80%93Students&YoungAttainers-Display

[BossMark]

And of course go out and vote Labour....

[BossMark]

David Cameron isn't looking forward to todays solar eclipse.

He'll have to stop claiming that the sun shines out of George Osborne's arse for a couple of hours.

[STEED]

BREAKING NEWS

The Tories commit suicide!!!!

We're free from the scum and the first thing they ever did they got it right.


STEED wakes up....Damn it was a dream!

[Jimbuna]

Tories are now ahead in most of the polls.

[BossMark]

Tories are now ahead in most of the polls.
:nope::nope::nope::nope::nope: :wah::wah::wah:

[Jimbuna]

Bad enough having Ed at the helm but the extra baggage Mr Balls brings may tip the scales too far in favour of the Tories.

[STEED]

BBC poll of polls still has them neck and neck

March 19th

Lab 34%
Con 33%

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/politics/poll-tracker

[STEED]

WTF!

Lib Dems can win, insists Clegg

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/lib-dems-win-insists-clegg-001431160.html#3nc4WaP

[BossMark]

Give me a pint of what Cleggs been drinking must be really great stuff.....

[STEED]

Give me a pint of what Cleggs been drinking must be really great stuff.....

Super sonic beer one whiff and your pissed for a month. :har:

[Fubar2Niner]

BREAKING NEWS

The Tories commit suicide!!!!

We're free from the scum and the first thing they ever did they got it right.


STEED wakes up....Damn it was a dream!


If only...........

[BossMark]

Figure out if you will benefit from the budget simply by looking at your watch.

If it's worth more than 5 grand you will be OK.

[Jimbuna]

BBC poll of polls still has them neck and neck

March 19th

Lab 34%
Con 33%

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/politics/poll-tracker

That actually surprises me :hmmm:

[STEED]

Debate show down but still no head to head.

Cameron And Miliband TV Battle Confirmed
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/cameron-v-miliband-tv-battle-confirmed-150252038.html#rr7nof

[BossMark]

That actually surprises me :hmmm:
Latest yougov poll
CON 33 (-2)
LAB 35 (+2)
LIB 8 (=)
UKIP 14 (+1)
GRN 5 (-1)

So much for Gidiots budget...

[BossMark]

Great news in the budget about Britain recovering from recession, a big rise in employment and everyone being better off thanks to the Tories policies.

I've just heard about it because I can only afford to switch my telly on at weekends.

[STEED]

SKY News last night showed a number of polls putting the Tories & Labour in front depending on the poll. Over all both are around 33-34% showing no clear advantage, if the Tory government was doing so well they would be miles in front and if they were doing so badly Labour would be miles in front. Seems the Liberal factor in government has slowed down the Tory slaughter the poor machine. :hmmm:

[BossMark]

Tory candidate suspended over vote-winning allegations

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32005848


Looks the Tory scum are looking to buy votes :har::har:

[Jimbuna]

Probably the most sensible/important comment Ed has made in a good while.

“David Cameron is now in the ridiculous position where he’ll go to the same studio as me, on the same night as me, with the same audience as me but he won’t debate me head to head as he’s running scared.

“I’m going to keep the offer of a head to head debate on the table right up to Election Day as it’s what the British people want and what they deserve.”

[STEED]

Probably the most sensible/important comment Ed has made in a good while.

Agree with you on that jim.

[BossMark]

Probably the most sensible/important comment Ed has made in a good while.

Agree with you on that jim.
Thats three of us then :yep::yep::yep:

[Jimbuna]

"Just because I'm scared doesn't necessarily make me a coward....or does it?"

http://i.imgur.com/6Wd0Cd4.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Couldn't resist this :)

http://i.imgur.com/XGTjHkD.jpg

[STEED]

http://www.davidicke.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cameron.jpg

Look the press has twisted this story into a load of crap, I tell you here and now I will go head to head with Ed and bust his balls. Lets do this thing I can't wait to rip into this mother and give him a bloody good verbal beating. I'm no coward I tell you I am the man who will smash labour into the dirt.


KNOCK AT THE DOOR

DOOR OPENS

"Your on in ten minutes Mr Cameron"

DOOR CLOSES

[BossMark]

"This budget nonsense is rubbish: same bollocks year-in year-out - let's screw the poor and give it to the rich..."

said George Osborne.

[BossMark]

Michael Gove defends David Cameron's third-term comments

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-32029389


Went to bed last night and woke up 5 years later, today is Tuesday 24th March 2020 is it not??

[Jimbuna]

London Mayor Boris Johnson, who is bidding to return to the Commons on 7 May, in the safe Tory seat of Uxbridge, was quizzed about Mr Cameron's comments as he took a morning run.
"All he's saying is I think obvious and common sense, which is that he doesn't want to go on and on and on like Mrs Thatcher.

:har:

[STEED]

SNP barking at the Tories.

The Scottish National Party would block any Conservative attempt to form a minority government by voting down a Tory Queen's Speech if it holds the balance of power after the general election

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/snp-block-tory-minority-rule-184435957.html#R7zxsJO

[Jimbuna]

Salmond is becoming a right thorn in the bottom and growing more confident with it as the election draws near.

[STEED]

It maybe shaping up to be the most interesting election. :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Most definitely and far too close to call.

the horsetrading in the days after the election will be the greatest comedy show seen in the UK for decades.

[STEED]

Most definitely and far too close to call.

the horsetrading in the days after the election will be the greatest comedy show seen in the UK for decades.

Must stock up on beer & popcorn enjoy the great comedy. :har:

[BossMark]

Well its toff boys last PM questions today, and hopefully is last one ever. :yep:

And as for Jabba the hut, wish he would shut up and piss off back to hunting Han Solo and the Wookie....:har::har::har: