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Oberon

05-03-12, 12:01 PM

C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!

Sorry Jim!

http://cdni.condenast.co.uk/642x390/a_c/BJohnson_KLivingstone_GQ_01May12_rex_b_642x390.jpg

Big day today, the London Mayor race. The 'Blonde Buffoon' (my fathers words, not mine) vs the Newt. As I just stated on my Dads facebook comment, what I worry is that the messages from Boris and Ken has gotten lost amidst the tax row which has, quite frankly, dominated the whole campaign.

BossMark

05-03-12, 03:34 PM

C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!
The 'Blonde Buffoon' (my fathers words, not mine)

I can think of a lot better things to call the Tory ponce, but Jim would be on me like a ton of bricks. :yep:

Jimbuna

05-03-12, 04:49 PM

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2008/07/16/boris460x76.jpg

Jimbuna...I insist you protect me from those two ruffians STEED and BossMark!!

BossMark

05-04-12, 05:01 AM

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2008/07/16/boris460x76.jpg

"OK Boris you are under arrest for crimes against the working class"
And dodgy Dave ConMAn is next:yep:

Jimbuna

05-04-12, 06:58 AM

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2008/07/16/boris460x76.jpg

Have you seen the latest Mayorial predictions...I can think of a couple of scallywags that will be none too impressed LOL

BossMark

05-04-12, 01:17 PM

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2008/07/16/boris460x76.jpg

"Oh Boris Ken is right on your tail"

Oberon

05-04-12, 02:09 PM

Jimbuna

05-04-12, 03:17 PM

Yeah, saw that earlier....better to be prepared for what looks more increasingly like happening sooner rather than later :hmmm:

BossMark

05-05-12, 02:15 AM

Shame Ken lost :cry:, but its still a showing up for Pinky and Perky :yep:

Jimbuna

05-05-12, 05:38 AM

http://www.politicshome.com/images/boris_johnson512.jpg

I ACTUALLY WON!!?

SO WHAT IS THE PRIZE?

BossMark

05-05-12, 05:56 AM

http://www.politicshome.com/images/boris_johnson512.jpg

I ACTUALLY WON!!?

SO WHAT IS THE PRIZE?
Having a pint and a fish supper with STEED :D

STEED

05-05-12, 06:11 AM

As long as he pays. :DL

Should be a good laugh, Borris is good entertainment value :haha: unlike that that boring camp of fart Ken.

BossMark

05-05-12, 06:38 AM

As long as he pays. :DL

Should be a good laugh, Borris is good entertainment value :haha:
I agree with that as long as he doesn't bring dodgy Dave and his lap dog along with him.

STEED

05-05-12, 06:41 AM

I agree with that as long as he doesn't bring dodgy Dave and his lap dog along with him.

Totally agree...don't want them two bum chums there going at like a pair of randy dogs.

Jimbuna

05-05-12, 06:43 AM

As long as he pays. :DL

Should be a good laugh, Borris is good entertainment value :haha: unlike that that boring camp of fart Ken.

I beg to differ and I speak from personal experience having been at a dinner function with him(Ken).

Believe it or not he has a an interst in global warming.

http://www.harton-tc.co.uk/main/community/ss_annual_lecture.php

I've also attended those of Sir Patrick Stewart and Tony Blair.

Anywhere for a free supper and a drink :DL

STEED

05-05-12, 07:12 AM

I beg to differ and I speak from personal experience having been at a dinner function with him(Ken).

Believe it or not he has a an interst in global warming.

Global warming! :zzz::zzz::zzz:

I've also attended those of Sir Patrick Stewart

Warp Nine, make it so... :)

and Tony Blair.

Blair_"Thanks for turning up jim, here have a free bag of money...Not forgetting a copy of my unpublished book titled I am a total wast of space so what". :shifty:

STEED

05-05-12, 07:34 AM

Cameron's morning...

http://www.topnews.in/files/David_Cameron.JPG
"Hello Clegg".

Door closes...

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/1/30/1233320388116/David-Cameron-in-Davos-001.jpg
"Thanks a bunch you $%^&".

Clegg - "You work for me dipstick".

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00785/David-Cameron-460_785047c.jpg
"Do you want me to tell the world how small your penis is you pinko".

Clegg - "Forgive me my Master".

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/5/28/1275067474889/David-Cameron-006.jpg
"I will crush you if all this goes to hell, got that".

Clegg -"Yes mighty one".

http://img.timeinc.net/time/2011/time100/a_t100_cameron.jpg
"Right this is what we're going to do....".

To be continued

BossMark

05-05-12, 08:18 AM

STEED that's bloody marvellous :har::har:, keeping em coming mate :yep:

BossMark

05-05-12, 02:00 PM

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/16222554.jpg
"Hey Dave lets play at aeroplanes"

STEED

05-06-12, 08:45 AM

Part Two..

http://www.celebritiesheight.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/David-Cameron.jpg
"Operation Egg Ed".

Clegg - "Great idea my mighty great leader".

http://skyenoor.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/david_cameron_452622t.jpg
"Five eggs must be used".

Later that day after Operation Egg Ed...

Clegg - "Mighty one it flunked big time".

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Politics/Pix/columnist%20thumbnails/2009/4/30/1241090133943/David-Cameron-001.jpg
"I don't understand".

Clegg - "The cuts backs are so deep we only had one egg".

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_02/cameronR1803_468x537.jpg
"ONE!...Just one lousy egg".

Clegg - "Yes my Master".

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Politics/Pix/pictures/2011/3/30/1301496217839/David-Cameron-who-will-fa-007.jpg
"I'm cheesed off at this news".

To be continued in the final part.

STEED

05-06-12, 09:10 AM

Final Part...

http://thinkingevangelical.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/david-cameron-006.jpg
"I have a new idea".

Clegg - "Mighty one you are Mighty".

http://www.thenewsgrind.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Cameron-beard.jpg
"Da laaaa, like it".

Clegg - "A beard, I don't get it My Master".

http://topnews.ae/images/David-Cameron.jpg
"Clegg your a dimwit at times, I'm going to need this after the kidnapping".

Clegg - "Woo, slow down mighty one this is going to far".

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_04/027cameronMOS_468x558.jpg
"Shut up you whimp this is going to work".

Some time later..

Clegg - "It worked great one".

http://blogs.birminghammail.net/technobabble/cameron.jpg
"Indeed it did Cleggy my little poodle".

Clegg - "That's a puppy my Master, errr".

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4529395762922665&id=6a16aabd7e395c36a5ec6b9445103357
"Yes it's Ed's puppy and if he wants it back he will have to obey me".

Clegg - "Mighty one that's your puppy".

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/David-Cameron.jpg
"$>^%*£..time for the beard and a fast exit out of here".

The End

BossMark

05-06-12, 09:20 AM

:har: Nice STEED very nice :yep:

And probably true to life as well :haha:

STEED

05-06-12, 10:05 AM

I've leave it to you guys to do a Clegg one. :rotfl2:

Jimbuna

05-06-12, 10:58 AM

http://www.nomad4ever.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/egg_on_the_face.jpg

BossMark

05-07-12, 04:20 AM

Dodgy Dave strikes again (or is it lies again)
http://news.sky.com/home/politics/article/16223257

I wonder what pathetic excuses his lover Clegg his making :hmmm:

STEED

05-07-12, 12:26 PM

Hey look I think I found the answer to the debt problems. :DL

Sex toys to become world's favourite gadget as global sales soar towards 400 million

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2140779/Sex-toys-worlds-favourite-gadget-global-sales-soar-400-million-rival-smartphones.html#ixzz1uCpZbLqc

Good old Daily Mail. :har:

BossMark

05-07-12, 12:43 PM

Dodgy Dave and his lover Nick will be buying some of those for their own personal use :haha: (on each other of course :har:)

STEED

05-07-12, 12:59 PM

Nadine Dorries MP has lost the plot.

Conservative MP Nadine Dorries has warned Tory leader David Cameron he will be kicked out of office by his own backbenchers within the next year unless he "dramatically" changes the party's policies.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/dorries-warns-cameron-putsch-025017940.html

And who the Hell wants the job? No one, Cameron knows he has sealed their fate by his chainsaw slash & burn cuts. What this comes down to she is living in fear of loosing her seat.

BossMark

05-07-12, 01:23 PM

STEED thats a typical bloody Tory all they think about is themselves but you can bet your bottom dollar that shes in "safe" Tory seat.

Edit: Yes she is with a majority of 15,000

STEED

05-07-12, 01:43 PM

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Dorries has been described as a right-wing conservative, and whose high profile in the media, has led to her being called "Mad Nad".

Worst kind of Tory and as for Mad Nad I would add Barking Mad Nad to that. :rotfl2:

BossMark

05-07-12, 01:52 PM

:hmmm: Maybe shes after dodgy Dave's job!!! :ping:

OMG she will be worse than Thatcher was (if thats possible)

STEED

05-07-12, 01:58 PM

No fooking way do I want to find out. She is clearly more barking than Thatcher was.

BossMark

05-07-12, 02:10 PM

And I bet her bites worse then her bark :yep:

But I too don't want to find out either :nope:

Jimbuna

05-07-12, 03:50 PM

You two should consider getting a room together :DL

Tribesman

05-07-12, 03:57 PM

So dorries the mad tory is barking after daves nads?

STEED

05-08-12, 08:46 AM

You two should consider getting a room together :DL

And leave you out Hot Lips, we're not Tories join the club. :har:

Jimbuna

05-08-12, 11:14 AM

And leave you out Hot Lips, we're not Tories join the club. :har:

A current fully paid up member :smug:

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/2783/002wb.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/526/002wb.jpg/)

Oberon

05-08-12, 11:25 AM

A current fully paid up member :smug:

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/2783/002wb.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/526/002wb.jpg/)

Like the Labour party, that card has seen better days... :03:

BossMark

05-08-12, 01:27 PM

Wearing a bit thin that card Jim, get em to send you a new one :yep:

Jimbuna

05-08-12, 03:44 PM

Wearing a bit thin that card Jim, get em to send you a new one :yep:

I've been thinking of doing just that, especially as I recently received a letter informing me of a rise in my subscriptions to £1.80 per month :stare:

STEED

05-08-12, 03:49 PM

I've been thinking of doing just that, especially as I recently received a letter informing me of a rise in my subscriptions to £1.80 per month :stare:

Looks like you're have to go on the game jim. :88);)

Jimbuna

05-08-12, 03:51 PM

Looks like you're have to go on the game jim. :88);)

No way....I'm a pensioner don't you know :smug:

STEED

05-08-12, 03:55 PM

No way....I'm a pensioner don't you know :smug:

Tell them this..

Look here Buster I get a free TV licence and bus pass so cut me some slack and give me free membership, us silver surfers are the main voters now so want my vote give me free membership.

There go jim, sorted. :smug:

STEED

05-08-12, 04:40 PM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17986209

Some relaunch, same old rubbish no change. :doh:

BossMark

05-08-12, 11:36 PM

Well what should we expect from two idiots who aint got a clue, they couldn't run a bath or a piss up in brewery :nope:

Tribesman

05-09-12, 02:03 AM

Some relaunch, same old rubbish no change.
Their audience there wears expressions of boredom indifference and contempt. Not surprising really.
I do like Dave harping on about his welfare cap "achievement" still, even though they know it doesn't work like they said it would.

Jimbuna

05-09-12, 05:46 AM

Tell them this..

Look here Buster I get a free TV licence and bus pass so cut me some slack and give me free membership, us silver surfers are the main voters now so want my vote give me free membership.

There go jim, sorted. :smug:

Wouldn't mind a bus pass and tv licence I must admit :sunny:

Now that might just sway my vote :hmmm:

STEED

05-09-12, 12:22 PM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18003315

Plans to make it easier for the police and intelligence agencies to monitor e-mails, phone calls and internet use have been unveiled, but with promises of "strict safeguards".

So much for the hoo har protests. Safeguards my ar$e.

1984 :shifty:

BossMark

05-09-12, 02:26 PM

I have really got admit that I am looking forward Thursday and Friday and the Levenson enquiry and we will hear all what dodgy Dave and his posh chums have been up to when Ms Brookes and that other bloke (forgot his name) go in front of Mr Levenson. Especially all the alleged text messages from Dave to Ms Brookes.

So hopefully dodgy Dave will no alternative and call a general election..........And then...

GET THE BLOODY HELL OUT OF No10 and let that nice man Mr Milliband move in.
Oh and lets hope cleans all his mess we dont really want know what he and Clegg have been up to.

STEED

05-09-12, 02:44 PM

BossMark

05-09-12, 02:52 PM

Sex orgy. :shifty: ;)
You never know:D Hopefully maybe :yep:

I bet Clegg would be filing for a divorce if that comes out :haha:

Jimbuna

05-09-12, 03:32 PM

Patrick Fitzwilliam and William Fitzpatrick :o

BossMark

05-10-12, 04:47 AM

Patrick Fitzwilliam and William Fitzpatrick :o
Just tried to google them with no luck :hmmm::oops:

Jimbuna

05-10-12, 05:16 AM

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/political-pictures-i-would-have-voted-for-him-too.png

STEED

05-10-12, 09:03 AM

I read about that jim. :har:

BossMark

05-10-12, 09:19 AM

Sometime in the very near future around 2016

"Dad"
"Yes son"
"I have been looking at the history of British political parties, and wasn't there one called the Lib Dems"
"Yes son there was, but they sold their souls to the Tories in 2010 and then they were voted out of existence at the last general election"

"Oh right Dad"

Jimbuna

05-10-12, 11:23 AM

I read about that jim. :har:

Yep, a goodun :DL

BossMark

05-10-12, 11:49 AM

I wonder how much will be in the brown envelope Andy Coulson will getting of dodgy Dave and his chums.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18002228

Jimbuna

05-10-12, 03:33 PM

Crikey, he hasn't got that much more than me invested :o

STEED

05-10-12, 04:55 PM

Andy Coulson has told the Leveson Inquiry he held shares in News Corporation worth £40,000 while working as the prime minister's press chief and sex doll.

A.. :o

BossMark

05-11-12, 06:50 AM

Well what joker we have got as a PM dodgy Dave didn't even know what LOL meant that idiot thought it meant "lots of love" from the texts he was sending Rebekah Brooks

Jesus H Christ he must thick as pig............................................... ....................

STEED

05-11-12, 07:54 AM

So did Cameron bonk Rebekah? :shifty:

BossMark

05-11-12, 08:26 AM

So did Cameron bonk Rebekah? :shifty:
If asked she would probably reply with these answers going on how she answered if the Levenson enquiry.
"I can not recall" or "I can not remember":haha:

So I am going go with my gut feeling and say YES SHE BLOODY WELL DID :har::yep:

Tribesman

05-11-12, 08:34 AM

So did Cameron bonk Rebekah?
Horse riding does tend to throw up a lot of ....bonuses

Jimbuna

05-11-12, 09:53 AM

http://cdn.politicalscrapbook.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/david-cameron-old-spice-horse.jpg?cda6c1

Jimbuna

05-11-12, 10:07 AM

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m05dbmz7UP1qewpca.jpg

BossMark

05-11-12, 10:38 AM

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/david-cameron-nick-clegg.jpg

Clegg
"Dave please tell me it isn't true"

Dave
"what's your problem Nick"

Clegg
"is true about you and Becky Brooks?"

Dave
"yes Nick I am afraid its all true"

Clegg
:wah::wah::wah::wah::wah::wah: "thats it we are finished I want a divorce NOW":wah::wah::wah:

STEED

05-11-12, 01:23 PM

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/audio/video/2011/7/19/1311108144285/Rebekah-Brooks-010.jpg

Do you Rebekah Brooks swear to lie, to tell a pack of lies, and nothing but lies?

Rebekah Brooks.."NO."

Tribesman

05-11-12, 01:49 PM

Do you Rebekah Brooks swear to lie, to tell a pack of lies, and nothing but lies?

Be fair, she was protecting her mate Dave but she certainly dropped Hunt right in it.
Maybe she didn't get the friendly text telling her Dave wants to protect Hunt too:rotfl2:

Jimbuna

05-11-12, 02:54 PM

As stated earlier...there's a lot more to come out I suspect.

STEED

05-11-12, 03:22 PM

STEED checks his fly's...No not me, I'm not flying without a licence. :DL :haha:

Hey BossMark that Tory Bitch is on TV! Have I got news for you.

BossMark

05-12-12, 05:59 AM

Hey BossMark that Tory Bitch is on TV! Have I got news for you.
Missed it was on nights. :yep:

And it looks that Hunts in it up to his eyeballs in it, and Cameron aint go the bottle to sack him

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18044232

STEED

05-12-12, 06:34 AM

And it looks that Hunts in it up to his eyeballs in it, and Cameron aint go the bottle to sack him

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18044232

Here's one, and its blue.
http://www.midwestsupplies.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/7/5/750-ml-colbalt-blue-glass-claret-bordeaux-bottles.jpg

Jimbuna

05-12-12, 07:37 AM

http://www.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article804613.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Culture+Secretary+Jeremy+Hunt+speaks+on+an+iphone+ as+he+walks+from+Parliament
"Oh hi Rebekah, I'm looking for some erm...guidance"

BossMark

05-12-12, 08:13 AM

http://www.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article804613.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Culture+Secretary+Jeremy+Hunt+speaks+on+an+iphone+ as+he+walks+from+Parliament

"Hello Becky how could you drop me in it? wasn't there enough if that envelope that I left for you"

BossMark

05-12-12, 08:53 AM

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/64fnz_HP_news_hyundaimonkeys_385x268.jpg
Its about time dodgy Dave called an urgent cabinet meeting :har::haha:

Jimbuna

05-12-12, 01:08 PM

http://www.andybarefoot.com/politics/posterTory.php?textPos=2&colour=3&photo=4&userImg=1273063073.jpg&line1=I've+never+worked+with+the+Tories+before%2C&line2=but+%A36.25+an+hour+for+a+cleaning+job+at+No +10+ain't+bad.&logo1=BLANK&logo2=BLANK&logo3=BLANK&tagline1=Liberal+Democrats&size=3

BossMark

05-12-12, 01:19 PM

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/david_cameron_poster_clegg.jpg

Jimbuna

05-12-12, 01:38 PM

http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/real-nick-clegg-found-chained-in-tory-party-basement1.jpg

BossMark

05-13-12, 02:59 AM

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/david_cameron_poster_nondom.jpg

Jimbuna

05-13-12, 05:38 AM

http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/lens18414309_1314498083things_could_be_far_worse

BossMark

05-13-12, 06:01 AM

William Hague you are a bloody idiot go try and do a bit of work yourself you stuck up Tory git.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18048963

STEED

05-13-12, 06:14 AM

Foreign Secretary William Hague has called on bosses to stop "complaining" about the state of the economy and work harder.

That's a bloody Rich coming from a MP who have longest Holidays! Any MP who makes that kind of remark needs to get a grip of their situation of all those holiday's they have.

Labour said it was "ministers" who needed to "work harder".

I hope Labour stand by that remark.

"The Conservatives said after the local elections that they had got the message,"

For about a second then moved on and business as usual.

Putting in longer and longer hours is not the answer, the body will only take so much before something gives. I know some one who pact up work as their health feel apart from doing ever longer hours.

Jimbuna

05-13-12, 07:26 AM

http://sophosnews.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/sun-hague.jpg?w=640

BossMark

05-13-12, 02:56 PM

I hope Labour stand by that remark.

I am sure that they will :yep:

BossMark

05-14-12, 02:13 AM

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/david_cameron_poster_card.jpg

Jimbuna

05-14-12, 05:42 AM

http://www.moneymad.org/sinking_parliament.jpg

Jimbuna

05-14-12, 05:47 AM

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02177/David_Cameron_2177545b.jpg

BossMark

05-14-12, 06:40 AM

Well they are at it again what a shower of heartless sods these Tory posh boys are

http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/16227388

And this as well

http://news.sky.com/home/politics/article/16227465

I am ashamed to be born in the same country as Iain Duncan Smith.

Tribesman

05-14-12, 06:57 AM

Well they are at it again what a shower of heartless sods these Tory posh boys are

Be fair those doctors and nurses must be making it up.
In fact they must be making it up as your government has yet again refused to release the paperwork detailing the impact of its errrrr...."improvements".
Camerons way forward, so proud of its policies that it has to keep them secret

STEED

05-14-12, 08:04 AM

William Hague you are a bloody idiot go try and do a bit of work yourself you stuck up Tory git.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18048963

That's a bloody Rich coming from a MP who have longest Holidays! Any MP who makes that kind of remark needs to get a grip of their situation of all those holiday's they have.

I was reading in the i newspaper today Eric Pickles & Phillip Hammond are backing Hague. Short sighted tossers these people are, try living in the real world for a change before you have ago at everyone.

STEED

05-14-12, 08:09 AM

Well they are at it again what a shower of heartless sods these Tory posh boys are

http://news.sky.com/home/politics/article/16227465

I am ashamed to be born in the same country as Iain Duncan Smith.

You £^&£"%! %&`:hole Smith, you told Osborne a week or so ago to clear off as you could not make any more cuts from your department! :hulk:

BossMark

05-14-12, 08:30 AM

I was reading in the i newspaper today Eric Pickles & Phillip Hammond are backing Hague. Short sighted tossers these people are, try living in the real world for a change before you have ago at everyone.
Pickles is a Tory fat pig, Hammond a Tory posh boy neither would know what hard work is even if it came out and slapped them both in the face.

Jimbuna

05-14-12, 01:17 PM

http://conservativehome.blogs.com/.a/6a00d83451b31c69e20163011de981970d-500wi

BossMark

05-14-12, 01:46 PM

I know where I would like to shove that fire cracker :haha:

Tribesman

05-14-12, 02:55 PM

I know where I would like to shove that fire cracker :haha:

But you can't as it won't fit, that is where Clegg is.

BossMark

05-15-12, 12:40 AM

But you can't as it won't fit, that is where Clegg is.
Oh yes I forgot that idiot lived there.

Jimbuna

05-15-12, 05:44 AM

http://www.chileblogs.com/happy-pictures/david-cameron-lettuce-efit.jpg

BossMark

05-15-12, 05:51 AM

Well dodgy Dave's girlfriend Becky Brooks looks likes she as got some jail time to have :yep:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18062485

STEED

05-15-12, 08:55 AM

Well dodgy Dave's girlfriend Becky Brooks looks likes she as got some jail time to have :yep:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18062485

She will just star in Lesbian jail orgy No's 7-31 and make a heap of money.

Herr-Berbunch

05-15-12, 09:40 AM

Tribesman

05-15-12, 09:41 AM

Well dodgy Dave's girlfriend Becky Brooks looks likes she as got some jail time to have :yep:

But its not serious on the scale of crimes, I mean those charges only carry a possible term of life imprisonment:rotfl2:

Could this be another lesson where the cover up makes more problems for the people than the initial crimes?

BossMark

05-15-12, 10:06 AM

She will just star in Lesbian jail orgy No's 7-31 and make a heap of money.

You'd think that'd be a good movie, but she's not much of a looker. That Nadine Dorres would be better cast in that role... :D
They both could be in it and it could be called The Tory bitches Of Evil, Brooks would have to wear a mask so that dodgy Dave doesn't recognise her and make him all upset and ruin the country, oh wait he is already doing that isn't he

STEED

05-15-12, 12:54 PM

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rebekah-brooks-charged-over-hacking-scandal-092039550--finance.html

Rebekah Brooks has said she is "baffled" by the decision to charge her in relation to the phone-hacking scandal.

You were charged because you...LIED ON OATH YOU STUPID BITCH!

BossMark

05-15-12, 01:01 PM

Rebekah Brooks has said she is "baffled" by the decision to charge her in relation to the phone-hacking scandal.
She will be even more baffled when the foreman of the jury turns to the judge and says "guilty" :har::haha:

STEED

05-15-12, 01:13 PM

That statement is a lie itself, she knows she lied so how the hell can she be baffled? :doh:

BossMark

05-15-12, 01:23 PM

That statement is a lie itself, she knows she lied so how the hell can she be baffled? :doh:
Hoping that dodgy Dave would get her out of jail?
Or maybe shes just a dumb rich bitch and thought that she was immune to prosecution.

Oberon

05-15-12, 01:40 PM

Mrs Brooks said she was "baffled" by charges which she called "an expensive sideshow, a waste of public money".

Oh, this time I think this is money worth wasting :yep:

STEED

05-15-12, 03:51 PM

Oh, this time I think this is money worth wasting :yep:

Chipping in £5. :hmmm: :)

Tribesman

05-15-12, 04:53 PM

You were charged because you...LIED ON OATH YOU STUPID BITCH!
But it wasn't a lie as she thought they had destroyed all the evidence and paid off the police which would have made it really true honestly.

BossMark

05-16-12, 12:58 AM

Chipping in £5. :hmmm: :)
I will see your £5 and raise you £10 :D

Tribesman

05-16-12, 02:10 AM

I am slightly confused on this in relation to Charlie.
How does the perversion of justice and concealment of evidence charges work against him?
Does the dumping of the desktop and tablet count as concealment or perversion or both?
Should he also face a charge of fly tipping for dumping them in a car park?
Does his problem with producing the passwords mean he is concealing evidence or perverting or both? Or imply that he is perverting the course of justice and concealing evidence by claiming her computers were his?

On reflection I think I must go with Rebbekah on this, Charlie did nothing wrong at all ever and the crown are only prosecuing him on those charges to make her life hell...after all that is only covering one episode in the set of charges against him and clearly he has nothing to answer for.:har:

Pity really, I liked him as a person back when he was out in Lambourn with Mr. Betterware.

BossMark

05-16-12, 10:43 AM

Well today its the turn of our very evil home secretary Theresa May to add her contribution, and this is a real heartless bitch.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18091338

God help us all

Oberon

05-16-12, 11:27 AM

I feel sorry for the poor sods in the force that have no choice but to defend the idiots in power. Same for those in the military.

Herr-Berbunch

05-16-12, 12:54 PM

Quote from the BBC last night, after the headline reader missed some punctuation and said 'Mrs Brooks denies claims her husband stands by her'.

Brilliant.

Jimbuna

05-16-12, 02:48 PM

I feel sorry for the poor sods in the force that have no choice but to defend the idiots in power. Same for those in the military.

Both Police and armed forces swear an allegiance to the crown, not the muppets in power.

Granted they carry out the orders passed down from said muppets but I sometimes wonder what would happen in a time of potential revolution if they had to decide on which side they were going to be loyal towards....politicians or royalty.

BossMark

05-17-12, 01:46 PM

I would love to see the look on that bitches face if the police said
"Sorry Mrs May due TO YOUR CUTS I cant spare any officers for you today or for any other for the see able future"

STEED

05-18-12, 10:32 AM

Best thing the police can do is turn up late to a crime scene which involves a Tory MP.

Tribesman

05-18-12, 10:52 AM

Best thing the police can do is turn up late to a crime scene which involves a Tory MP.

It would be nice if it was a violent crime, then the MP would deal with the ambulancemen they upset, who might take him to hospital to see some friendly nurses and doctors as they are on good terms too.
If the crime ever gets to court the MP can hope that the prosecution goes ahead as apparently the tories have even managed to annoy the barristers of all people.
I mean seriously, how ridiculous is it when the "law and order" tories have managed to totally piss off everyone in law enforcement from the police through the courts and onto the prison service.
You can understand it with health as there is some big money to be made if they can slice out all the juicy bits for themselves, but to be thoroughly screwing something they traditionally call their cornerstone??????

Herr-Berbunch

05-18-12, 10:59 AM

Both Police and armed forces swear an allegiance to the crown, not the muppets in power.

Granted they carry out the orders passed down from said muppets but I sometimes wonder what would happen in a time of potential revolution if they had to decide on which side they were going to be loyal towards....politicians or royalty.

The armed forces have traditionally been a majority Tory group - maybe it was only the commisioned officers that used to know how to vote? Can't see it remaining that way... :cry:

BossMark

05-18-12, 11:19 AM

Best thing the police can do is turn up late to a crime scene which involves a Tory MP.
Then arrest the Tory for wasting police time :har::haha:

Oberon

05-18-12, 11:31 AM

Both Police and armed forces swear an allegiance to the crown, not the muppets in power.

Granted they carry out the orders passed down from said muppets but I sometimes wonder what would happen in a time of potential revolution if they had to decide on which side they were going to be loyal towards....politicians or royalty.

Aye, does make you wonder. Also makes you wonder what HRH thinks of the muppets in power (aside from her twitter account - https://twitter.com/#!/Queen_UK :O:). Does the army still do the oath to the monarch though? I thought that went out with the 'Royal' part of the army (New Model Army)?

Herr-Berbunch

05-18-12, 12:37 PM

They certainly do, and Her heirs and successors.

Don't say the H in heirs like I did in my attestation. :roll:

Oberon

05-18-12, 01:22 PM

They certainly do, and Her heirs and successors.

Don't say the H in heirs like I did in my attestation. :roll:

I don't know, swearing allegiance to Her Majestys Stylist sounds like a plan... :haha:

Jimbuna

05-18-12, 02:26 PM

Aye, does make you wonder. Also makes you wonder what HRH thinks of the muppets in power (aside from her twitter account - https://twitter.com/#!/Queen_UK :O:). Does the army still do the oath to the monarch though? I thought that went out with the 'Royal' part of the army (New Model Army)?

Oh yes....and in a personal context I also signed The Official Secrets Act which goes with me to my grave :o

Oberon

05-18-12, 02:28 PM

Oh yes....and in a personal context I also signed The Official Secrets Act which goes with me to my grave :o

http://troll.me/images/ancient-aliens-guy/newcastle-thumb.jpg

Jimbuna

05-18-12, 02:33 PM

LOL....Bloody Government!! :DL

STEED

05-19-12, 06:18 AM

So much for as Cameron said..."Hands off Government".

We are telling you how to raise your kid(s) the Cameron way. :o

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/may/18/parenting-lessons-not-nanny-state-david-cameron

BossMark

05-19-12, 06:39 AM

Tell dodgy Dave to keep his %$^%$"!$%% nose out the irritating Tory git

STEED

05-20-12, 05:49 AM

I saw some poll Ed is up and Dave is down about them as them nothing to do with the party's.

So how is our Dave getting on at the G8?

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2010/07/cameron-obama_1479226c.jpg
Obama_"Your here only to make and serve tea & coffee you crawling little backside kisser".

Cameron_"Can I kiss yours before making the hot drinks"?

STEED

05-20-12, 06:22 AM

BTW Cameron as your making the drinks I've have a Mocha coffee no froth or choc bits got that! :stare:

BossMark

05-20-12, 06:53 AM

I saw some poll Ed is up and Dave is down about them as them nothing to do with the party's.

Just seen these polls 17-19th May
Labour 43%
Tory 31%
Tory bottom wipers 8%

And this one 15-17th May
Labour 45%
Tory 31%
Tory bottom wipers 7%

STEED

05-20-12, 07:00 AM

Here it is..

Ed Miliband's personal rating has overtaken David Cameron's for the first time, according to a new poll.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/miliband-rating-overtakes-cameron-025843584.html

STEED

05-20-12, 07:01 AM

Just seen these polls 17-19th May
Labour 43%
Tory 31%
Tory bottom wipers 8%

And this one 15-17th May
Labour 45%
Tory 31%
Tory bottom wipers 7%

:har::har:

BossMark

05-20-12, 07:03 AM

Here it is..

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/miliband-rating-overtakes-cameron-025843584.html
Dodgy Dave's is about as popular as a fart in spacesuit :har:

STEED

05-20-12, 12:32 PM

Dodgy Dave's is about as popular as a fart in spacesuit :har:

I hear farts are more welcomed than Cameron the dimwit. :rotfl2:

BossMark

05-20-12, 01:16 PM

I hear farts are more welcomed than Cameron the dimwit. :rotfl2:
I bet Hitler would be more welcome at a Jews convention than that plank of wood :rotfl2::yep:

Jimbuna

05-20-12, 02:42 PM

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2010/07/cameron-obama_1479226c.jpg
Obama_"Your here only to make and serve tea & coffee you crawling little backside kisser".

Cameron_"Can I kiss yours before making the hot drinks"?

ROFLMAO :har:

Sailor Steve

05-20-12, 02:43 PM

I saw some poll Ed is up and Dave is down about them as them nothing to do with the party's.
Nothing to do with the party's what? :doh:

BossMark

05-21-12, 01:36 AM

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/16231482.jpg
Obama
"Come on now Dave keep up you are always lagging behind, if you don't keep up its straight to bed with no supper"
Cameron
"grumble grumble, now I know how Clegg feels like"
Obama
"Come on Dave I shall not tell you again!! even this old bag in front as got more pace than you"

STEED

05-21-12, 08:23 AM

Cameron got man boobs! :o

Clegg must be sucking his nipples! :o ;)

Jimbuna

05-21-12, 10:10 AM

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/16231482.jpg
Just a bit further along this path and we should be able to see the european debt mountain.

Tribesman

05-21-12, 10:34 AM

Cameron got man boobs! :o

As Cameron is a tit how can you tell?

STEED

05-21-12, 10:43 AM

Well in the photo above looks like he has boobs. ;)

BossMark

05-21-12, 10:52 AM

Cameron got man boobs! :o

Clegg must be sucking his nipples! :o ;)
A tit sucking on a tit sounds about right to me :yep:

Jimbuna

05-21-12, 12:15 PM

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2012/4/23/1335202324435/David-Cameron-laughing-008.jpg
Oh you guys are crackin me up.

BossMark

05-22-12, 05:03 AM

Is this so Dodgy Dave and Clegg can get married and have kids :rotfl2::rotfl2:

http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/16232772

Jimbuna

05-22-12, 09:58 AM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ASB7FxHoKU8/S-u-t8OuM6I/AAAAAAAABwA/YiNVZXzZUTE/s1600/clones.jpg

Who'll be mom and who'll be dad?

Tribesman

05-22-12, 10:40 AM

Who'll be mom and who'll me dad?
The problem with that special relationship between those two is most of the population of your country gets buggered too.

Jimbuna

05-22-12, 10:53 AM

Corrected my spelling but you quoted me :DL

BossMark

05-23-12, 02:28 AM

Well Clegg looks like you are getting more hated day by day :haha:

http://blogs.journallive.co.uk/journalblogcentral/2012/05/lib-dems-sink-to-4-support-in.html

Jimbuna

05-23-12, 06:02 AM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lYENdXKR_LA/SzeSin_Tv6I/AAAAAAAAE2g/3COOKyVu41A/s400/nick_clegg1.jpg

STEED

05-25-12, 09:12 AM

So anything new?

I got bored with the news all it was showing these people running around with a flaming torch. :down:

So any news on that sleazy double act?

Tribesman

05-25-12, 10:20 AM

So anything new?

Well Hunt had told Dave he was supporting Rupert before Dave gave him the job of looking "impartially" at Ruperts business, Smith says everone at the office knew that as Hunts representative he was habving a love fest with Rupert which somehow involved giving them confidential government information, then Dave got his staff to ask Rupert for some secret discreet meetings to discuss how the government should handle the problem about the reports of the hacking of murder victims phones and the interfering with evidence in criminal prosecutions as some pesky people were asking awkward questions about it.

So anything new?. No its just another day of revelations of corruption in toryland

Jimbuna

05-25-12, 11:32 AM

http://orderorder.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/lobbyist-corruption.gif

Jimbuna

05-25-12, 11:39 AM

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/political-pictures-g8-hate.jpg

The new woman in his life :DL

STEED

05-25-12, 01:13 PM

So the lies continual...Speaking of lies I hear Tony Blair is on the stand next week, hope they got plenty of these in.

http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Smileys/bsmeter.gif

BossMark

05-25-12, 01:17 PM

So anything new?
So any news on that sleazy double act?
Nothing much, well apart from the Tories pissing everybody off but that's just par for the course these days:yep:

Jimbuna

05-26-12, 05:20 AM

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/21/article-2118460-12450311000005DC-355_634x381.jpg
THE THREE WISE MEN!!

BossMark

05-26-12, 05:28 AM

New Tory motto
Arbeit macht frei

BossMark

05-26-12, 09:23 AM

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/The_Three_Stooges.jpg
The three Stooges: dodgy Dave, Clegg and posh Goerge

Jimbuna

05-26-12, 11:42 AM

http://spinnyliberal.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/margaret-thatcher-quote.jpg

STEED

05-27-12, 05:31 AM

Please, please I beg, find this smug Bitch guilty! I hate this women she oozes with honey & syrup and makes me angry!

Baroness Warsi's expenses under scrutiny

The co-chair of the Conservative Party, Baroness Warsi, has become involved in a dispute over whether she paid rent while staying at a house in London, for which she claimed expenses.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18223324

Jimbuna

05-27-12, 05:44 AM

Please, please I beg, find this smug Bitch guilty! I hate this women she oozes with honey & syrup and makes me angry!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18223324

As if I would...I even hang out my own laundry to save the taxpayers money.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/05/14/article-1278350-098EC40F000005DC-67_634x458.jpg

treelo

05-27-12, 06:19 AM

Ahh the Tories, it's enough to make you miss Blair isn't it?

Fudging benefit figures by initially dropping tens of thousands from disability payments, futilely tinkering with jobseeker's allowance (an already fatally flawed system), snubbing the future president of France (not too fussed about that one though,) failing miserably to entice companies sat on vast quantities of cash to put it to good use and get the economy running again, generally putting both feet in their mouth at every possible opportunity, the list goes on.

About the only good idea they've had was their plan to drastically shift the focus of IT lessons to teach kids how to actually use a computer properly, rather than training them to be little more than receptionists/data entry clerks. Still, I'm sure that was planned long before they came into office, and I'm certain they'll manage to mess it up somehow.

At least we have the Lib Dems to keep them in check right? Right? I wonder how many decades it'll take for Clegg's name to lose its bitter taste amongst party members...

BossMark

05-27-12, 06:41 AM

Please, please I beg, find this smug Bitch guilty! I hate this women she oozes with honey & syrup and makes me angry!

Yeah every time this Tory cow comes on TV it makes my skin crawl she is a another one who should be strung up with her you know whats :yep:

BossMark

05-27-12, 06:54 AM

http://spinnyliberal.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/margaret-thatcher-quote.jpg
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/David_Cameron_Thatcher.jpg
Like mother like son :rotfl2:

Jimbuna

05-27-12, 07:44 AM

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2011/2/2/1296652851995/David-Cameron-Welcomes-La-007.jpg

Look...there's your bus. I live here now.

Oberon

05-28-12, 07:07 AM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18234953

Security at the Leveson inquiry is top notch as usual. :haha:

BossMark

05-28-12, 07:47 AM

Well STEED the bitch as turned herself in is that a sign of guilt or what.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18234167

Tribesman

05-28-12, 08:03 AM

Security at the Leveson inquiry is top notch as usual.
He didn't have that problem with protesters when he was doing his $13million propoganda tour for that crazy tyrant from boratland, those people know how to really silence protesters.

STEED

05-28-12, 12:54 PM

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2011/2/2/1296652851995/David-Cameron-Welcomes-La-007.jpg

Look there's Jim you remember him, you pinned a big medal on him. :D

STEED

05-28-12, 12:55 PM

Well STEED the bitch as turned herself in is that a sign of guilt or what.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18234167

"It was a over sight". :har::har::har::har::har:

Jimbuna

05-28-12, 01:12 PM

Was good to see Tony getting his moneys worth today :DL

Tribesman

05-28-12, 01:16 PM

Was good to see Tony getting his moneys worth today
You missed the details in the small print, Tony had his agent negotiate a speakers fee for his appearance before the judge:03:

STEED

05-28-12, 01:20 PM

The Adventures of Lady Warsi

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01807/warsi_1807184c.jpg
"Honey I'm Home, where is my sexy teddy bear Cameron"?

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/5/3/1336046357392/Lady-Warsi-008.jpg
"Coalition with that little creep Nick Clegg really gets on my boobs".

http://yorkshireconservatives.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/sayeeda-web.jpg?w=270&amp;h=406
"Power is great when I'm kicking corrupt labour".

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/10/3/1286117636675/Lady-Warsi-addresses-the--006.jpg
"It was labour lies about my expenses trust me sweetie".

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2011/1/20/1295557035859/warsi-007.jpg
"It was a oversight honey don't get your knickers in a twist".

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/1/20/1295539485531/Warsi-speech-leicester-007.jpg
"Look it was a oversight, alright I will hand myself in...£*$~".

Jimbuna

05-28-12, 01:23 PM

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2011/2/2/1296652851995/David-Cameron-Welcomes-La-007.jpg

Look there's Jim you remember him, you pinned a big medal on him. :D

LOL :DL

STEED

05-28-12, 01:35 PM

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2011/2/2/1296652851995/David-Cameron-Welcomes-La-007.jpg
"Look ther's BossMark and STEED, can you stand in front of me before the rotten veg comes this way".

BossMark

05-28-12, 01:40 PM

"It was a over sight". :har::har::har::har::har:
Or maybe the thick cow thinks if I confess then maybe they will let me off because after all I am a baroness.

:hmmm: And I wonder how much she payed for her title :06:

Jimbuna

05-28-12, 01:40 PM

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2011/2/2/1296652851995/David-Cameron-Welcomes-La-007.jpg
See that naked fat man over there?.....That's STEED AND he's your favourite fan.

STEED

05-28-12, 01:42 PM

:har:

BossMark

05-28-12, 01:43 PM

STEED

05-28-12, 01:45 PM

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2011/2/2/1296652851995/David-Cameron-Welcomes-La-007.jpg
"Hey look it's Jim wearing S&M gear, hes my 3:30 appointment come to spank my ar$e".

Jimbuna

05-28-12, 01:50 PM

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2011/2/2/1296652851995/David-Cameron-Welcomes-La-007.jpg
There's your adoring public....that deaf dumb and blind man at the bus stop there.

STEED

05-28-12, 01:55 PM

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2011/2/2/1296652851995/David-Cameron-Welcomes-La-007.jpg
"Look it's that dumb bitch Lady Warsi, go and punch her in the face for being caught out".

BossMark

05-28-12, 02:04 PM

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/David-Cameron-Welcomes-La-007.jpg
"Look how many times do I have to tell you that me and Clegg live here now and the soup kitchen is over there"

STEED

05-28-12, 02:05 PM

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2011/2/2/1296652851995/David-Cameron-Welcomes-La-007.jpg
"Jim I'm not slapping VAT on your pasties, hows that for breaking news..Vote for Dave I'm your man".

STEED

05-28-12, 02:10 PM

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2011/2/2/1296652851995/David-Cameron-Welcomes-La-007.jpg
"Look it's ED he's moving in here in a few years time".

BossMark

05-28-12, 02:11 PM

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/David-Cameron-Welcomes-La-007.jpg
"Oh look Mummy its those three nice gentlemen coming to see us STEED, BossMark and Jim I wonder what they want"

STEED

05-28-12, 02:13 PM

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2011/2/2/1296652851995/David-Cameron-Welcomes-La-007.jpg
"Hey Nick get over here and cart this cow away to the knackers yard".

BossMark

05-28-12, 02:19 PM

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2011/2/2/1296652851995/David-Cameron-Welcomes-La-007.jpg
"Hey Nick get over here and cart this cow away to the knackers yard".
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/nick-clegg-looking-sad-2.jpg
"But master I put all the garbage out yesterday"

Jimbuna

05-28-12, 02:22 PM

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2011/2/2/1296652851995/David-Cameron-Welcomes-La-007.jpg
Look Maggie...people no longer bow these days.

STEED

05-28-12, 02:23 PM

BossMark.
:har::har::har::har::up:

STEED

05-28-12, 02:28 PM

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2011/2/2/1296652851995/David-Cameron-Welcomes-La-007.jpg
"Thumbs up for the blow up Thatcher doll it looks so real".

BossMark

05-29-12, 01:02 AM

Yet another Tory U-turn this time with the pasty tax

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18245963

About time this lot pissed off :yep:

Tribesman

05-29-12, 01:33 AM

Yet another Tory U-turn this time with the pasty tax

Be fair, that tax was simply unworkable.
I am surprised they backed down on the campsite tax though.

BossMark

05-29-12, 01:54 AM

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/David-Cameron-Welcomes-La-007.jpg
"Hey look mummy its some men in white coats, I wonder who they are looking for!!!!"

BossMark

05-29-12, 02:06 AM

Be fair, that tax was simply unworkable.

:hmmm: How can you be fair to someone who doesn't know what the word means?

Tribesman

05-29-12, 03:12 AM

How can you be fair to someone who doesn't know what the word means?
Because the fairness of the arguement wasn't about the fairness of the tax and the U turn was about the impossibility of effective collection rather than the imposition of the tax in the first place.

Jimbuna

05-29-12, 09:40 AM

The campsite tax hasn't been dropped but lowered from 20 to 5%

The revenue will be collected from elsewhere....the question being where from?

BossMark

05-29-12, 10:10 AM

The revenue will be collected from elsewhere....the question being where from?
Me, you, STEED and the rest of the working class and the pensioners as well :yep:

Jimbuna

05-29-12, 10:51 AM

Nooooooooooooooo not the pensioners :cry:

Well maybe just those on state pensions :DL

BossMark

05-30-12, 10:50 AM

Well things are getter better for dodgy Dave, with one of his ex employees getting arrested :haha: I wonder what is going through that iffy brain he as got :hmmm:

http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/16238212

Jimbuna

05-30-12, 11:59 AM

I doubt Dave will lose much sleep over that.

On a side note...received my ballot papers today for the new Police Commissioner in my area. There are two candidates, one is supported by the ruling local Labour group and the other is supported by my MP :doh:

Oberon

05-30-12, 12:17 PM

BossMark

05-30-12, 12:22 PM

On a side note...received my ballot papers today

Yeah I got my ballot papers for national executive committee yesterday, just voted on line.

Tribesman

05-30-12, 07:06 PM

Well things are getter better for dodgy Dave, with one of his ex employees getting arrested :haha:
Don't you wish a few more of them had been under oath when they attempted to maintain their cover up.

So with your set up over there he can be convicted and jailed in Scotland for lying in a scottish court, then later be shipped south and convicted and jailed for the bribery and illegal interception of communications

STEED

05-31-12, 06:24 AM

About time those two lovers were put in the hot seat and given a bloody good grilling, not by the man with the bead he's too soft.

I dominate...BossMark.

Jimbuna

05-31-12, 07:01 AM

Yeah I got my ballot papers for national executive committee yesterday, just voted on line.

Didn't use my full quota on the two larger elections but I did vote for a personal friend in each :03:

BossMark

05-31-12, 07:10 AM

About time those two lovers were put in the hot seat and given a bloody good grilling, not by the man with the bead he's too soft.

I dominate...BossMark.

And I will use the Spanish inquisition method type of interrogation :yep:

Oberon

05-31-12, 07:41 AM

And I will use the Spanish inquisition method type of interrogation :yep:

http://rationalwiki.org/w/images/0/05/NOBODY_EXPECTS_THE_SPANISH_INQUISITION%21.jpg

FETCH THE COMFY CHAIR!!!

Jimbuna

05-31-12, 08:56 AM

Yet another budget u-turn:

Tax relief limit on charity to be axed in fresh U-turn

Chancellor George Osborne has dropped plans to limit tax relief (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18278253#) on charitable giving, after protests from charities.

He announced in the Budget a limit of £50,000 or 25% of income, whichever was higher, on the amount a person could donate instead of paying it in tax.

BossMark

05-31-12, 09:01 AM

Yet another U-turn by Gideon any more and the U will be worn out.
Lets have a general election soon and lets get these posh boys out who have not got a clue.

See Jim's link :yep:

BossMark

05-31-12, 01:54 PM

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/Tory_LibDem_coalition.jpg

Jimbuna

06-01-12, 04:42 AM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_M0cuxJsSjdU/S-KbYb7jhXI/AAAAAAAANTs/TNS_B-YKmf8/s1600/129170565300368341.jpg

BossMark

06-03-12, 03:12 AM

Well looks Warsi the Tory bitch is in more trouble:haha: god I hope the cow is guilty :yep:
http://news.sky.com/home/politics/article/16240439

STEED

06-03-12, 05:07 AM

Well looks Warsi the Tory bitch is in more trouble:haha: god I hope the cow is guilty :yep:
http://news.sky.com/home/politics/article/16240439

Put the Witch to the test...The Ducking Stool. :yep:

BossMark

06-03-12, 05:18 AM

Put the Witch to the test...The Ducking Stool. :yep:
Aye and when shes guilty burn her at the stake :D and I bags to light it

STEED

06-03-12, 05:40 AM

:har:

STEED

06-03-12, 12:27 PM

Big Ben to be renamed Elizabeth Tower: report
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/big-ben-renamed-elizabeth-tower-report-222721590.html

Well Mr Cameron I can see you really are making a big effort in doing sweet FA about the recession as your too busy fiddling around while the UK goes further down the tubes. :down:

Tribesman

06-03-12, 12:46 PM

Well Mr Cameron I can see you really are making a big effort in doing sweet FA about the recession as your too busy fiddling around while the UK goes further down the tubes.
Be fair, he was going to rename it Sky tower and make it pay for view as part of the cultural drive by *unt

sidslotm

06-03-12, 03:23 PM

the only thing that can be said about this generation of UK politicians, what ever side of the house, " one piece of excrement is much like another" :yep: The fact that they still refer to each other as the "right honourable" may sound, well words are failing me here, sorry.

BossMark

06-04-12, 06:53 AM

Big Ben to be renamed Elizabeth Tower: report

When can we hang dodgy Dave and Clegg from it??

STEED

06-04-12, 12:26 PM

David Cameron has ordered an inquiry into whether Conservative Party co-chairman Baroness Warsi breached the ministerial code when she was accompanied by a business partner on an official visit to Pakistan.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/warsi-sorry-business-error-154951845.html

Inquiry is a anagram for cover up...we're on to you Cameron.

Tribesman

06-04-12, 02:35 PM

Whats the tally with Warsi so far?
Fraud, tax evasion, dodgy share deals and a bit of nepotism for good measure?
Sounds like the perfect resume for party chairman doesn't it, you can see why Archer only got as far as Deputy-chair:rotfl2:

BossMark

06-05-12, 01:07 AM

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/warsi-sorry-business-error-154951845.html

Inquiry is a anagram for cover up...we're on to you Cameron.
They are both guilty as hell for one reason or another its just a matter of time before justice is done :yep:

Jimbuna

06-05-12, 07:43 AM

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/warsi-sorry-business-error-154951845.html

Inquiry is a anagram for cover up...we're on to you Cameron.

http://www.threespeech.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/cameron1.jpg
Catch me if you can...

BossMark

06-05-12, 09:49 AM

http://www.threespeech.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/cameron1.jpg
Catch me if you can...

And if I get disguised as
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/Robert_Mugabe_Barclays.jpg

Then nobody will ever catch me

STEED

06-05-12, 10:22 AM

:har:

STEED

06-05-12, 11:03 AM

David Cameron has said he is "very happy" with assurances he has been given by Lady Warsi about her conduct following recent allegations.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18329525

Here we go...COVER UP!

BossMark

06-05-12, 11:11 AM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18329525

Here we go...COVER UP!
I think dodgy Dave needs to pay a visit to specsavers :yep:, he seems to be as blind as bloody bat.

Jimbuna

06-05-12, 03:09 PM

http://www.glassesdirect.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/davidcameron.jpg
http://www.heart.co.uk/u/apps/asset_manager/uploaded/2011/31/specsavers-logo-500x-1312269772.jpg

STEED

06-06-12, 07:46 AM

Clarke Slams Media 'Lynch Mob' Over Warsi

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/clarke-slams-media-lynch-mob-over-warsi-120531263.html?bcmt=1338985828962-bcd2d8dc-9496-42d7-b2c7-3bb2e790831a&bcmt_s=u#ugccmt-container-b

What a bloody hypocrite, I see its find for the media to attack Labour but when it comes to the Tories you get all grumpy.

BossMark

06-06-12, 08:20 AM

Clarke Slams Media 'Lynch Mob' Over Warsi

I wonder what tosser Clarke as got to hide ?????? Makes you wonder doesn't it..............

STEED

06-06-12, 08:27 AM

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/24/article-1127233-032BA94C000005DC-764_233x423.jpg
Bring it on I got nothing to hide, yes I am a Transvestite so what".

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/04/article-2045156-0E38718800000578-600_306x793.jpg
"Its true, he tried to put my knickers on the other day".

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01898/ken_1898830c.jpg
"My pay check is this big".

STEED

06-06-12, 08:33 AM

Ken Clarke off to visit his mates Jedwood.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/18/article-0-0CD02195000005DC-439_306x669.jpg

BossMark

06-06-12, 08:45 AM

:har::har:

STEED

06-06-12, 08:50 AM

http://www.eventnow.com/article/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Group-Party-Package-Balloons.jpg

500 POSTS ON THIS THREAD AND STILL GOING STRONG. :DL

BossMark wins the Gold, 146 posts
STEED wins the Silver, 131 posts
Jim wins the Bronze, 127 posts