UK Politics Thread

[Tribesman]

This is good, they were both already up on very very serious charges before this new set.:haha:
Just to make my day their boss has been ranting on twitter about the how the jews run all the media(well obviously not including his media)
Isn't it nice to murdoch and his vile empire exposed for what they are.:woot:

[Jimbuna]

Well I guess we all know who'll be left holding the baby in the end.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/26/article-0-11760A26000005DC-730_634x768.jpg

[BossMark]

Well I guess we all know who'll be left holding the baby in the end.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/26/article-0-11760A26000005DC-730_634x768.jpg
http://cdn4.wn.com/ph/img/23/b7/e67f87e7987bb7f1b77c5571dd14-grande.jpg
"OK Becky this is what I will do, piss off everyone in the UK, bust you of jail then me and you my darling can bugger off to some nice quite place where BossMark, STEED and Jim cant find us"

[Jimbuna]

I know just the place:

http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article112061.ece/ALTERNATES/s298/i-m-a-celebrity-logo-945762134.jpg

[STEED]

Toffboy & Co are doing the rounds in Europe's sex shops for whips and cuffs as the Bitch is set to come home.

Tory MP Nadine Dorries became the first person to be evicted from I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here! after 12 days in the jungle.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/evicted-mp-not-self-important-231155164.html


Watch out Bitch its arse tanning time for you.

[BossMark]

Oh boy the Tory bitch as sure got it have when she gets home :yep:, I wonder when the DVD will be released :haha:

[Jimbuna]

LOL :)

[BossMark]

Chief Whip Requests Meeting With Nadine Dorries

http://news.sky.com/story/1015945/chief-whip-requests-meeting-with-nadine-dorries


I bet the Tory bitch is going get whipped aright :haha:

[Jimbuna]

We should have a whip round for her....I'll chip in a dozen lashes http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/7543/whip2mv01.gif

[STEED]

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=I.4855482798243846&pid=15.1

I'm only going to come home if you spank me red raw.


http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/1/281x351/241606_1.jpg

We're going whip your arse red raw you naughty girl.

[BossMark]

http://media.skynews.com/media/images/generated/2012/11/7/202721/default/v2/8740982-1-1-522x293.jpg
"Dave oh Dave am here to take my whipping"
http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2011/1105/av_coalition.jpg
"OK we are coming to get you, you naughty girl"

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/11/22/1353609381287/Nadine-Dorries-Im-a-Celeb-008.jpg
"oh no you tell that idiot Clegg to piss off am not having him whipping me he is complete and utter idiot"

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2010/1005/david_cameron_0507.jpg
"OK if that's what you want, and I know that he is an idiot, so Clegg go and take a hike you idiot"
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mamc4dsDZj1qjjck0o1_500.png
"Oh bugger I never get to have any fun"

[Jimbuna]

http://www.maxfarquar.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/nadine-dorries.jpg

[Jimbuna]

I hear STEED and BossMark are on the short list :hmmm:


The new governor of the Bank of England will be announced to Parliament later by the Chancellor, George Osborne.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-20498328

[BossMark]

I hear STEED and BossMark are on the short list :hmmm:

Turned it down told Gideon to shove that job where the sun don't shine :haha:

[Jimbuna]

Put a word in for me then...I hear the money and perks are good.

[Jimbuna]

I hear STEED and BossMark are on the short list :hmmm:



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-20498328

So it is Mark Carney who has been named as the new governor of the Bank of England by Chancellor George Osborne.


Mr Carney, the governor of the Canadian central bank, will serve for five years and will hold new regulatory powers over banks.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-20501990

[STEED]

Welfare-to-work: Official figures show job target missed
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20499836

Well I knew that last week on hearing the figures were to be released this week. As I'm on this piss poor Back to Work programme I can state for the record it has done sweet FA for me! And those I know who are on it as well.

[BossMark]

Minimum price plan to end cheap alcohol sales

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-20515918


The 45p minimum would mean a can of strong lager could not be sold for less than £1.56 and a bottle of wine below £4.22.


Evil Tory bastards making the working class suffer again :nope:

[Jimbuna]

Minimum price plan to end cheap alcohol sales

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-20515918





Evil Tory bastards making the working class suffer again :nope:

Prohibition be the answer :)

[STEED]

BLOODY HELL!!!!!!!

Tony Blair is a Tory!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/conservatives/

Well the news item was in the politics section Tory news.

[STEED]

Tony Blair is a Tory!

http://elcoral2.com/slideshows/political/p7ssm_img_2/fullsize/tony_blair_margaret_thatcher_fs.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Getting close to the knuckle matey :oops:

[BossMark]

Watchdog needed to curb press 'havoc'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20539239


Well trust toff boy to disagree with Lord Justice Levesons report but no surprises there is there. Lets see what the Muppet Clegg as got say..............

[Jimbuna]

There's talk of a coalition split but somehow I doubt it.

Tis a pity the tories will drop the lib dems at the next election because of their meagre number of MP's

[BossMark]

There's talk of a coalition split but somehow I doubt it.

Tis a pity the tories will drop the lib dems at the next election because of their meagre number of MP's
Another nail in dodgy Dave's coffin me hopes...:yep:

[Jimbuna]

He'll take the economy down before leaving no 10

[Tribesman]

It was nice to see Cameron rejecting an independant inquiry that he had commissioned, the key finding of which was that an independant body is needed to regulate the press over its criminal activities and backroom deals with politicians as self regulation clearly failed.
Funnily enough the muppet said he didn't want reams of legislation like Ireland has, the reams of legislation here happens to be just two pages which covers setting up an independant press complaints authority....which is a very small ream.

I think Stephen Fry sums it up well....
"It would seem David Cameron's address is no longer Number 10 Downing Street: it's now Flat 2, Rupert Murdoch's arse."

[Jimbuna]

Cameron will probably be dropped by his 'supporters' as soon as the polls go against him prior to the next election.

[BossMark]

By-elections: Labour retains three seats

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20541136


Labour was odds on to retain all three seats, but the best thing about these results is that the LibDum bottom wipers lost their deposit in two of the seats :haha:

[Tribesman]

the best thing about these results is that the LibDum bottom wipers lost their deposit in two of the seats
The best thing is that 3 loony parties all managed to beat the tories into 5th place

[BossMark]

The best thing is that 3 loony parties all managed to beat the tories into 5th place
True but I also love to see the those LibDums getting a good hiding as well :yep:

[Jimbuna]

True but I also love to see the those LibDums getting a good hiding as well :yep:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rbg0GE2ppRk/UFJr6Rlpy0I/AAAAAAAAGrk/d8rIi0MIXyA/s400/nick-clegg-looking-sad.jpg

Oh Mark...how could you!!

[STEED]

He'll take the economy down before leaving no 10

Just like Labour did. :har:

Are mess is bigger than they dare let on...BUT..They did say we are worst than Greece and all that is on our side is time.

Tick,tick,tick,tick...

Greece_short term Bonds
UK_Long term Bonds

[Jimbuna]

Hope your like me and putting the lottery on regularly STEED because that is the only way to exit this rat race :)

[STEED]

Hope your like me and putting the lottery on regularly STEED because that is the only way to exit this rat race :)

Wast of time jim, the collapse of paper money is over due.

[STEED]

Autumn Statement:

Next Wednesday his Royal Dick Head our Chancellor will stand up and tell another pack of lies to the country...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/autumn-statement-cps-calls-action-debt-101633191--finance.html

Leaked Speech..
I promise the House that I will do my up most pissing on the poor the needy and homeless, in fact I will save the country millions by ridding the country of these filthy low life scum bags who are bleeding our beloved country dry.

As for the rest of you pigs who are working on a low wage and finding it tough well I say this...Stop complaining you dogs and get back to work, I will be raising the working week to 90 Hours and removing all Holidays and sick pay. This action will result in making Millions more for the top 1% who need that money to wipe there arses on.

So to sum up, everything is on the up, the country is out of this so called recession which in fact we were never in and we look forward to trashing the Labour scum at the next general election.

BTW: Nick you can stop wiping my arse now...Your fired!

[Tribesman]

Cameron displays further arrogance and detatchment from reality...what a surprise.:rotfl2:
After being lambasted from all sides for his rejection of his own independant inquiry which was highly critical of his hiring and associating with very very dodgy journalists he decides that to improve his image he needs to hire some more very dodgy journalists to make nice stories about him:doh:

[BossMark]

Next Wednesday his Royal Dick Head our Chancellor will stand up and tell another pack of lies to the country...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/autumn-statement-cps-calls-action-debt-101633191--finance.html

Leaked Speech..
I promise the House that I will do my up most pissing on the poor the needy and homeless, in fact I will save the country millions by ridding the country of these filthy low life scum bags who are bleeding our beloved country dry.

As for the rest of you pigs who are working on a low wage and finding it tough well I say this...Stop complaining you dogs and get back to work, I will be raising the working week to 90 Hours and removing all Holidays and sick pay. This action will result in making Millions more for the top 1% who need that money to wipe there arses on.

So to sum up, everything is on the up, the country is out of this so called recession which in fact we were never in and we look forward to trashing the Labour scum at the next general election.

BTW: Nick you can stop wiping my arse now...Your fired!
Hmm just like the 1980s
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/7q8dbolwyv93d8o3.jpg
This is what this evil bitch wanted to do then...................

[Jimbuna]

Wast of time jim, the collapse of paper money is over due.

Gold is the safest investment these days so look after those teeth :)

[STEED]

The Chancellor has promised to hunt down tax evaders and tax the wealthy - warning that everyone must make a contribution.
In his Autumn Statement on Wednesday, George Osborne is set to hit the pension pots of the wealthiest by slashing the £50,000 annual tax relief cap on pensions to as little as £30,000, according to The Sunday Times. That could raise between £600m and £1.8bn.
Tax evaders are also under the scanner of the Chancellor who told The Sun "we are hunting down those who evade tax wherever they
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/osborne-eyes-tax-evaders-pensions-rich-061815242.html

WHAT!

GO AFTER HIS OWN KIND!

GET OUT OF TOWN, NO WAY WILL HE TOUCH THEM.

[STEED]

UK 'could face austerity until 2018'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-20470864

Bull Dung more like it will go on after 2020, this mess we are in is big real big.

[Jimbuna]

http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article108521.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/george-osborne-as-dick-turpin-833586752.jpg

[BossMark]

http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article108521.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/george-osborne-as-dick-turpin-833586752.jpg
Adam & The Ants Stand And Deliver.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B2a6l6wM2k :haha:

[BossMark]

George Osborne plans new spending cuts 'to fund schools'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20592600


OK Gideon where is it really going. To your rich chums more than bloody likely :yep:

[STEED]

Boosmark this is how it will go...

Stinking filthy rich scum..hand their money over to the tax man who takes a look at it and hands it back.

The rest of us..hand our money to the tax man who takes it off us and demands we pay more or go to jail.


Gideon you are scum in my book.

[Jimbuna]

http://danmccurry.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/george-clown.jpg
Surely you trust me STEED

[STEED]

Give me £250,000 and I will think about it. :hmmm:

[nikimcbee]

Sounds like you need Mr Gordon Brown back.

[STEED]

Cue to Imperial March Theme...

BORIS STRIKES BACK!

"It is high time that we had a referendum, and it would be a very simple question. Do you want to stay in the EU single market - yes or no?"
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/london-mayor-calls-uk-relationship-eu-093002756--finance.html

Toff Boy nods his head..."Stop that".

[Jimbuna]

Give me £250,000 and I will think about it. :hmmm:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/14/George_osborne_hi.jpg/220px-George_osborne_hi.jpg
DONE!!

[BossMark]

Autumn Statement: Osborne scraps 3p fuel duty rise

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20600442


Another Tory U turn this this must be U turn 102 in two and a half years.


Gideon you complete and utter idiot, piss off now before you destroy our country.........

[Jimbuna]

Well as a motorist I must say I applaud this U turn even if it does go against my political allegiances.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Voted for by the people, come up with a plan (albeit not very good one) for the people, put it to the people, get stick from the people, change it to the way the people want, get stick from the people. :doh:

[Jimbuna]

Politicians and politics...who would have guessed :doh:

[STEED]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/14/George_osborne_hi.jpg/220px-George_osborne_hi.jpg
DONE!!

Cough up, where is my £250, 000 you promised. :arrgh!:

[BossMark]

Cough up, where is my £250, 000 you promised. :arrgh!:
STEED he gave to one of his rich pals to make them even more well off and then said sod the working class they are just something that I scrape of my shoes.........

[Jimbuna]

Nor did we get the £10,000 per annum tax allowance Clegg wanted but we still went up to £9,205 which is better than nothing.

[eddie]

The way it sounds over there, this should be the the most popular song in the UK at the moment!!:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyu5sFzWLk8

[Jimbuna]

Nor did we get the £10,000 per annum tax allowance Clegg wanted but we still went up to £9,205 which is better than nothing.

I stand corrected...the new figure for April 2013 should be £9,440

[BossMark]

Chancellor George Osborne has delivered his Autumn Statement.

Basically we're buggered.

[Jimbuna]

Speak for yersel :o

Tis a funnel not a tunnel :smug:

[Jimbuna]

Your not a pensioner by any chance STEED?


Autumn Statement: More spending cuts 'on the cards'

IFS director Paul Johnson said further cuts could target pensioners' benefits.
"There are big choices on health and welfare, crucially surely including benefits for pensioners, still to be made," he said.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-20627958

[STEED]

Your not a pensioner by any chance STEED?

Not yet jim still got another 20 years still 65...Mind you on saying that its gone up hasn't it to 67. Not looking good at all, they are covering up the real mess that has happen by not letting on and yet bits of info come to light.

Yes the last Labour Government made a mess but their mess was nothing compared to the Banking mess and from what I have been reading we are on course for a bloody big Banking Mess in less than 10 years!

[Jimbuna]

Not yet jim still got another 20 years still 65...Mind you on saying that its gone up hasn't it to 67. Not looking good at all, they are covering up the real mess that has happen by not letting on and yet bits of info come to light.

Yes the last Labour Government made a mess but their mess was nothing compared to the Banking mess and from what I have been reading we are on course for a bloody big Banking Mess in less than 10 years!

Just don't have this financial mess until at least three years http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9425/praydl5rp5.gif

:03:

[STEED]

Just don't have this financial mess until at least three years http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9425/praydl5rp5.gif

:03:

Start praying...There are rumblings in the Bond market, some are saying the fuse is lit!

[Jimbuna]

Start praying...There are rumblings in the Bond market, some are saying the fuse is lit!

Nooooooooooo! :huh:

[STEED]

West Coast Main Line fiasco 'to cost taxpayer'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20634670

Another mess we have to pay for.

And

UK manufacturing output sees sharp fall
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-20638091

Are we really out of recession? Yes if you believe the lies from Toff Boy & Boot Licker.

[Jimbuna]

No surprises there then :shifty:

[STEED]

No surprises there then :shifty:

Move over Mervyn King lets get printing money now and here comes Mark (Goldman Sachs) Carney.

[Jimbuna]

Move over Mervyn King lets get printing money now and here comes Mark (Goldman Sachs) Carney.

Right on :rock:

[BossMark]

West Coast Main Line fiasco 'to cost taxpayer'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20634670

Another mess we have to pay for.

And

UK manufacturing output sees sharp fall
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-20638091

Are we really out of recession? Yes if you believe the lies from Toff Boy & Boot Licker.
Bloody Tories privatised the railroads they should pay for their own mess they made

[Jimbuna]

http://media.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/85/2012/09/16/118747_600.jpg

[BossMark]

Gay marriage: Boris Johnson and Michael Gove give backing

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20656207


Makes you wonder doesn't it :hmmm: maybe these want to tie the knot :haha:

[Jimbuna]

William Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzwilliam

[BossMark]

Return Tory whip to Nadine Dorries, says her local party

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20665668


Surprise surprise, hope she gets booted at the next general election, bloody Tories say they going one thing, then do the bloody opposite.

[Jimbuna]

Nothings changed then.

[STEED]

Return Tory whip to Nadine Dorries, says her local party

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20665668


Surprise surprise, hope she gets booted at the next general election, bloody Tories say they going one thing, then do the bloody opposite.

Come off it BossMark, when have they ever treated the like of you and I in a fair manor and given us a break. I see no opposite statement on that one. :know:

[BossMark]

Come off it BossMark, when have they ever treated the like of you and I in a fair manor and given us a break. I see no opposite statement on that one. :know:
I that's true, dont know what I was thinking bloody stuck up posh bastards.

[Jimbuna]

Oh come on...if they are going to return the whip the least you can both do is throw na few lashes in apiece :)

[BossMark]

Oh come on...if they are going to return the whip the least you can both do is throw na few lashes in apiece :)
I with a cat of nine tails :haha:
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/799px-Cat_o_nine.jpg

[Aces]

Nice pic of a dollar bill with a cat o' nine tails for scale. :)

Looks like Boris is expanding his empire (and pocket) on a daily basis. I now have a bet with the OH every evening to see how many news stories his well-oiled media machine can get him into irregardless of what significance they have to London, Britain, the World or, indeed, the Cosmos!.

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-wOhpytGbKP0/TXP-nvVAU1I/AAAAAAAAKLg/6Bbv1qXtT4c/boris-tory-omen-.jpg

Nostradamus warns us thus:

"At night the last one will be strangled in his bed
because he became too involved with the blond heir elect.
The Empire is enslaved and three men substituted.
He is put to death with neither letter nor packet read.

[Jimbuna]

http://funnypicturesplus.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/boris-funny.jpg

[Aces]

Uncanny resemblance there Jim!, also a very apt juxtaposition of your sig wording and the picture of the primate on the left!.

I'd rather have the monkey in charge any day, he has a higher IQ and works for a few bananas, peanuts etc..

Just goes to prove the old saying "Pay peanuts get monkeys" is wrong as Boris' salary is, without extras, about £144,000 PA so you can pay a top salary and still get a monkey :).

He makes a great circus double act with Camoco the clown, note his double finger gestures to the British public.

http://rossrightangle.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/david-cameron-clown.jpg?w=632

[Tribesman]

So your tories are refusing to impliment the recomendations of Levenson because that would be laws which would mean government "interference" apparently.
Yet your minister in charge of the media is seemingly involved in threatening the media to not run stories about her fiddling her expenses.
Is that actual "government" interference?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/9739473/Downing-Street-backs-Maria-Millers-aide-over-expenses-row.html

[BossMark]

@ Aces and Jim great pictures a really true likeness :har::haha::rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md3jjahdAf1qa5yb5.jpg
Not much in the way of table manners whilst eating his nuts either.

[STEED]

I'm not one for polls but this one made me laugh. :har:

The UK Independence Party has surged to a record poll rating - knocking the Liberal Democrats back into fourth place.

http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/poll-ukip-surges-ahead-of-lib-dems-2

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/uk-independence-party-soars-to-highest-1492261


Altogether now..."singing".

Their were two in the bed and Cameron said...Get out of bed Clegg, get out of bed Clegg....

[BossMark]

A fart in space suit is more popular than Clegg and his bottom wipers :haha:

[Jimbuna]

I'm not one for polls but this one made me laugh. :har:



Altogether now..."singing".

Their were two in the bed and Cameron said...Get out of bed Clegg, get out of bed Clegg....

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/462/cameroncleggin.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/402/cameroncleggin.jpg/)

[BossMark]

The Tories; a political party that not only doomed Britain to it's sad pitiful current existence. But a party so rich, evil and craving power only the stupid would ever vote for them.

Thanks England.

Signed,

The rest of Britain.

[BossMark]

Nick Clegg: It's sausage time

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20754023


Shut up Clegg nobody gives a toss what you think :nope:

[Jimbuna]

Looks like the realisation of just how far back the Lib Dems are in the public eye have just come about.

[STEED]

Nick Clegg: It's sausage time

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20754023


Shut up Clegg nobody gives a toss what you think :nope:

Who's this Nick Robinson bloke? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Who's this Nick Robinson bloke? :hmmm:

I thought it was one of your aliases :)

[eddie]

You guys are crazy, but funny as heck. If I really understood British humor and slang better, I'd probably be on th floor laughing without be able to stop!

[BossMark]

Queen set to attend cabinet meeting in Downing Street

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20757382


Not a big lover of the royal family, but I have to feel sorry for the old dear wedged in between toff boy and that useless foreign secretary William Tell or what ever is bloody name is.

[Jimbuna]

I'm wondering if she likes the odd tipple seeing as how she was presented with place mats :hmmm:

[STEED]

I thought it was one of your aliases :)


Sexy bitch is one of mind....:har::har::har::88)

[STEED]

On leaving No.10 the Queen was reported saying...Who were those people?

Her aid was reported to say..Their your government.

Too which the Queen said...That horrid bunch of plebs!!! No wonder we are in a dreadful mess.

[nikimcbee]

Queen set to attend cabinet meeting in Downly's Street

Fixed.

So she fancies a ferret? Didn't know Dowly was into milfs. Learned something new today.

[Jimbuna]

Another nail in the coffin of the British workforce

Redundancy talks period to be cut from 90 to 45 days


The 90-day consultation period before large-scale redundancies can take place is to be cut to 45 days, under government plans.
Employment Relations Minister Jo Swinson said the move was aimed at helping workers and businesses.
Labour said the changes would not boost economic growth and the TUC said: "Making it easier to sack people is the last thing we need."
But many business groups welcomed the move.
The change, which would affect the whole of the UK, is planned to be introduced in April. It would affect redundancies of 100 or more workers.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20768345

[BossMark]

^^
As we know Jim they are not called the nasty party for nothing

[Jimbuna]

Rgr that.

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/a-zghy-caaasbuujpg-large-1-340x192.jpg
"I really hope you've brought me here to dissolve parliament toff boy, So that nice Mr Milliband can come and live here"

[Jimbuna]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/a-zghy-caaasbuujpg-large-1-340x192.jpg
"You cancel the heating allowance and I'll simply abdicate"

[Fubar2Niner]

Another nail in the coffin of the British workforce

Redundancy talks period to be cut from 90 to 45 days



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20768345

Christ what next? Kids up chimneys? Workhouses? Cameron calls this progress? Or is this his idea of a return to victorian values? The man is a pleb !!

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[Jimbuna]

Christ what next? Kids up chimneys? Workhouses? Cameron calls this progress? Or is this his idea of a return to victorian values? The man is a pleb !!

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

He'll be toast at the next election but my bigger concern is....Does Labour have the answer?

[Fubar2Niner]

That is indeed a good and worrying question mate :hmmm:

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[Jimbuna]

That is indeed a good and worrying question mate :hmmm:

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

I must admit I'm looking forward yo seeing UKIP bludgeon Clegg and co into obscurity :)

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/a-zghy-caaasbuujpg-large-1-340x192.jpg
"Now listen here toff boy, you better tell that idiot Clegg if cuts my bus pass then I'll cut is testicles off and make you eat then, now do I make myself clear on this?"
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/144027466_0.jpg
"Now listen here Clegg if you dont stop that stupid idea cutting rich pensioners bus passes then you will lose something what's rather attached to you"
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/tumblr_m3hsj8Z7R91qjjck0o1_500.jpg
"oh bugger it then"

[Tribesman]

Does Labour have the answer?
Do they understand the question?

[Jimbuna]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/a-zghy-caaasbuujpg-large-1-340x192.jpg


"What do you mean your still receiving child allowance"?

[Jimbuna]

No surprises here then...


The worst-off councils in England will have central funding cut by an average of nearly 3%, Eric Pickles has said.
But the communities secretary told MPs the wealthiest councils face average funding cuts of 8.7% for 2013-14.
He did not give a single national figure for funding cuts, but said other measures meant overall that councils' "spending power" would be 1.7% lower.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20784599

[Egan]

I must admit I'm looking forward yo seeing UKIP bludgeon Clegg and co into obscurity :)

I'm not, no matter how much I dislike what Clegg's party have or haven't done, I have no time whatsoever for UKIP.

Be careful what you wish for. I'd much rather the Tories in a coalition with Clegg's bunch than with UKIP.....

[Jimbuna]

I'm not, no matter how much I dislike what Clegg's party have or haven't done, I have no time whatsoever for UKIP.

Be careful what you wish for. I'd much rather the Tories in a coalition with Clegg's bunch than with UKIP.....

I doubt UKIP would side with the Tories....or Labour for that matter but if the option arises it would make for an extremely interesting scenario.

[Egan]

They'd never do it with Labour - UKIP's membership is currently swelling with Old Tories unhappy about the parties current direction vis gay marriage, Europe - the usual Tory bugbears - and these people do not represent the caring, sharing wing of the party. They hate Labour with a passion. Any deal between those two parties would be even more unholy than the Molotov - Ribbentrop pact.

But the problem remains that in the event of the Tories winning another minority victory - and I have a horrible feeling they will seeing as Labour have decided to become the most useless bunch of prats in the world - , it's highly unlikely that they are going to ask the Libs on board again. There is too much water under the bridge for that to happen. Whether we see it filter down to us or not, there are a substantial number of Tory backbenchers who will demand of Dave (or, more likely someone else,) an attempt to bring those little lost sheep back into the fold.

Remember, they might be doing their damnedest to rip out whatever heart and soul this country still has, but there are still a lot of Tories who think they aren't doing enough, and a lot of them blame Clegg and the Libs for diluting the Tories God Given right to destroy every institution that does not directly benefit them. As we drop headlong into an unprecedented triple dip recession, the hardliners will howl all the louder. Farange for deputy PM come 2015. You heard it here first.

Personally, I'm beginning to hope the Mayans were right. Even more personally, I'll be delighted to trot of into Armageddon as long as the Comet that does for us hits Ian Duncan Smith first, right on top of his bald, viscous and unspeakably evil head.

[Fubar2Niner]

Personally, I'm beginning to hope the Mayans were right. Even more personally, I'll be delighted to trot of into Armageddon as long as the Comet that does for us hits Ian Duncan Smith first, right on top of his bald, viscous and unspeakably evil head.

Not sure about the welcoming of death, as I'm edging closer to the Tory , Ahh bugger it you ain't worth a ?!£% anyway, ideaology. But hell would I love to see that comet smack his pan :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

SINK EM ALL.....POLITICALY!!

[Fubar2Niner]

SINK EM ALL.....POLITICALY!!

Bloody good call Jim, ............ hells could have got myself brigged adding to that line.

If one of them wins one of the 25 £1,000,000 crimbo lottery prizes. I definately will get brigged

[Jimbuna]

Bloody good call Jim, ............ hells could have got myself brigged adding to that line.

If one of them wins one of the 25 £1,000,000 crimbo lottery prizes. I definately will get brigged

LOL :D

Not by me though :03:

[BossMark]

Cameron In Christmas Visit To Afghanistan

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/20806021


Oh boy you have got to feel really sorry for our troops 1000s miles away from their loved ones at this time of year, and guess what bloody toff boy pays them a visit things just get worse for them. :wah:

[Jimbuna]

He's seen the rations menu and fancies a free turkey roast.

Either that or he's gone to announce whose getting redundancy on their return home.

[STEED]

19 December 2012

David Cameron has admitted the government needs to do more to help those struggling to make ends meet amid evidence of people's increasing reliance on food banks to avoid going hungry.
Cameron challenged by Miliband on poverty and rise in use of food banks
Labour leader flags up six-fold rise in people relying on food handouts as PM stresses that curbing inflation is key



http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/dec/19/cameron-miliband-poverty-food-banks


What a great country we live in..

David Cameron has admitted the government needs to do more to help those struggling to make ends meet amid evidence of people's increasing reliance on food banks to avoid going hungry.

Not just pensioners now feel the pain, thanks Toff Boy for being a arsehole.

[BossMark]

^^^
While Gideon and toff boy will be enjoying a 7 course Christmas dinner................

[Jimbuna]

^^^
While Gideon and toff boy will be enjoying a 7 course Christmas dinner................

That's why they took the vat off warmed meats :03:

[BossMark]

Margaret Thatcher recovering from operation

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20820887


Now if there truely is a god then the way this evil bitch will leave hospital will be in a wooden box..................

[Aces]

My favourite definition of a politician: :)

A person who practices politics. "Politics" is derived from the words "poly" meaning "many", and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking parasites."

Cheers

Aces

[Tribesman]

Now if there truely is a god then the way this evil bitch will leave hospital will be in a wooden box..................
That is not a very nice comment, you do realise a tree has to die to provide a wooden box.
Why do you hate trees so much?

[STEED]

Toff Boy you are a total arse hole.

[Jimbuna]

Margaret Thatcher recovering from operation

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20820887


Now if there truely is a god then the way this evil bitch will leave hospital will be in a wooden box..................

She's asked me to enquire of you if you have a few spare sacks of coal to see her through the winter months :hmm2:

[BossMark]

She's asked me to enquire of you if you have a few spare sacks of coal to see her through the winter months :hmm2:
Would love put some in her grave, but they burn witches don't they???

[Jimbuna]

Would love put some in her grave, but they burn witches don't they???

LOl :)

[BossMark]

George "Gideon" Osborne is facing further public backlash by scrapping 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' claiming that nobody wants to see poor people being handed free money. Instead, he will be replacing it with 'Who Already is a Millionaire?'

[Jimbuna]

You could count me in but I probably couldn't afford to pay the tax :)

[Jimbuna]

David Cameron sends Margaret Thatcher 'get well' message


Prime Minister David Cameron has wished Margaret Thatcher a "speedy recovery" via a message on Twitter. (https://twitter.com/Number10gov)


Well that twit would :)

[STEED]

George "Gideon" Osborne is facing further public backlash by scrapping 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' claiming that nobody wants to see poor people being handed free money. Instead, he will be replacing it with 'Who Already is a Millionaire?'

That's Witchcraft...Burn the Warlock Gideon.

[BossMark]

That's Witchcraft...Burn the Warlock Gideon.
Bags I light the blue touch paper..............:haha:

[Jimbuna]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/10/24/1319480611949/Hague-and-Cameron-007.jpg
"What's that guy doing with that lighter across the street"?

[BossMark]

I am so glad that Mrs Thatcher got through her operation OK.

Trying to let off fireworks in this weather is a bloody nightmare

[Jimbuna]

http://www.bluewaterprod.com/images/news/margaret_thatcher.jpg
The pleasure...is all yours.

[STEED]

http://allgatesbrewery.com/allgates-brewery-blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/David-Cameron.jpg

We are all in this together as David Cameron has been forced to drink beer and not his normal 60 year old champaign costing £10,000 a bottle.

[Jimbuna]

Bless him :)

[BossMark]

Poor toff boy having to drink a working mans drink, hope he got a pint that was off :haha:

[Fubar2Niner]

and constipation to boot ........... Oh please Santa please.

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[STEED]

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4927780002136123&pid=15.1

Christmas message from Toff Boy..

My dear fellow Toffs, its been a hard year and we really have felt the pain in our bank vaults but next year will be a great year for us. I will make sure those poor bastards pay more tax and plans are under way to rid the country of this vermin which has done so much harm to us rich.

My friends in the city will never ever again have to worry about being slapped across their backsides for breaking banking/trading regulations, and the laws of the UK. I will sweep all that away in 2013, and they can with my blessing piss on the middle class idiots will new ponzi schemes to bankrupt them all.

As for us Toffs we will have a great holiday which will be paid for by the filthy low life plebs. And as a New Years gift I will abolish all other political party's as the country only needs one the conservative party.

[Jimbuna]

^ :har:

[STEED]

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4553005470909196&pid=15.1

George Osborne gives his Christmas message..

My dear friends in the city, as you can see I have started to give these filthy low life scrounging plebs a hard time by cutting their benefits, I can say next year I will inflict more pain on these slobs who are still in bed at 5 am in the morning, while you my friends have to go out in filthy cold weather lashing down with rain to work.

Next year, all the unemployed will be forced to work in sweat shops 16 hours a day with no breaks and work until they die. As for the working class I will make them pay 100% TAX & VAT on everything and I mean everything. They will have to pay £500 to use their own toilets..This will teach these scum bags to vote Labour. And as for the middle class who as we know are so stupid this is where you come in my friends.

Our PM David Cameron will give you the green light in 2013, and I want you to rip off the middle class with even more wonderful ponzi schemes and bankrupt them all. Once we have destroyed the working/middle classes they will become our slaves and do as we tell them. Finally I say this, go forth and make money for me so I can wipe my arse on it.

[Jimbuna]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/06/article-1225847-0272ADBC000005DC-267_468x286.jpg

[BossMark]

STEED my friend thats so bloody true :har::har:

[BossMark]

Hunting: Minister says ban repeal vote 'not imminent'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20842791


This should be changed into hunt the toff now that would be fun :D

[Jimbuna]

For once, a Tory teling the truth:


Mr Paterson told the Telegraph: "At the moment, it would not be my proposal to bring forward a vote we were going to lose."

[BossMark]

For once, a Tory teling the truth:
Now that just doesn't seem right :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

True...but it clould be a lie :huh:

[STEED]

Mr Paterson told a pack of lies that was the truth which turn out to be a load of lies with the truth resulting in a truth full of lies. :o:doh::88):shifty::huh::hmm2:

[Jimbuna]

that's what I meant :doh:

:oops:

[BossMark]

Jimmy Savile sought Margaret Thatcher Stoke Mandeville help

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20797726


Sweet mother of god he really was a sick bastard wanting the help this evil woman.

[Jimbuna]

I'd sleep with her today for £500,000 :03:

[STEED]

I'd sleep with her today for £500,000 :03:

That's far to kinky even for me! :o

[STEED]

A number of reports are warning of a tough 2013 in the jobs market, with one study predicting it will be a "hard year of slog" for even those in work.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/uk-economy-workers-face-hard-slog-083146010--finance.html?bcmt=1356695997008-fb79fbae-9014-48f5-83e9-c3d7af63b959&bcmt_s=u#ugccmt-container-b

Great that's all I need to know. Stop bloody cutting and get our Industry back up and running you Tory dimwits.

[Jimbuna]

Memo urges Lib Dems to criticise Tories


Lib Dems have been encouraged to criticise their Tory coalition partners as well as the Labour opposition.
In a leaked internal memo, senior Lib Dems were urged to spread the message that the Conservatives cannot be trusted to help build a fairer society.
Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg had told his party it keeps the coalition "anchored in the centre ground".
But the memo suggests voters should be reminded that the Tories wanted to "look after the super rich".


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20865288

[Jimbuna]

Cherie Blair made a CBE for charity work in New Year Honours


Cherie Blair has been made a CBE in the New Year Honours for her services to women's issues and charity.
The wife of former prime minister Tony Blair has worked to raise both funds and awareness for a wide range of charities at home and overseas.
Among others, Mrs Blair, 58, is a patron of Breast Cancer Care, Refuge, Scope and the Community Foundation for Merseyside.
Her spokesman said she was "very honoured" to receive the award.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20863784

[STEED]

Cherie Blair made a CBE for charity work in New Year Honours



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20863784

Handing out these titles to people who don't deserve them is a disgrace.

[Jimbuna]

Handing out these titles to people who don't deserve them is a disgrace.

Hey...leave my concubine alone!! :stare:

:03:

[STEED]

Hey...leave my concubine alone!! :stare:

:03:

Dear Mrs Buna I'm sorry to report this but your husband has been seeing a ugly slut on the side and I suggest you give him a good slap and a pair of glasses.

[Jimbuna]

Dear Mrs Buna I'm sorry to report this but your husband has been seeing a ugly slut on the side and I suggest you give him a good slap and a pair of glasses.

You've missed out the 'sexy cuddle' part :O:

[STEED]

Get jim a pair of glasses as fast as possible. :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Get jim a pair of glasses as fast as possible. :yep:

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/2159/animatedblindmanhgclrzo1.gif

[BossMark]

Britain moving in 'right direction', says Cameron

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20864392


What the hell toff boy, who do you think your kidding? your toff mates

And Michael Dugher, Labour's vice chairman, said the prime minister's message was "a case of more of the same".
He said: "Cameron promised change but nothing is changing for the better. Britain's economy is failing under his policies over the last year, with nearly one million young people out of work.
"Prices are still going up faster than wages and borrowing is going up not down, over 7% higher this year than last year.
"This prime minister is out of touch, he stands up for the wrong people and he's failing to deliver for working people."

[Jimbuna]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2011/9/12/1315848046378/Funny-Tories-George-Osbor-007.jpg

[BossMark]

Duncan Smith condemns tax credits as 'not fit for purpose

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20873180


Another Tory talking absolute crap those tax credits did actually help people, but the posh boys couldn't give a toss about that.


Please god lets have a general election and vote these heartless bastards out ASAP.

[Tribesman]

Please god lets have a general election and vote these heartless bastards out ASAP.

Bossmark you mean "Please Clegg" all you need for an election is the Lib dems to pull out of their abusive relationship with Cameron. But I think Clegg likes being Davids bitch

[Jimbuna]

David Cameron said today: "The country is moving in the right direction on the big issues."

Yes David, you've got more people selling them than ever before.

[STEED]

David Cameron said today: "The country is moving in the right direction on the big issues."

Yes David, you've got more people selling them than ever before.

Just to add, letting criminal banks like HSBC off the hook!

HSBC..Dave how much funny white powder would you like?

Dave..100 Tons.

[Jimbuna]

Sorry but the oreder got mixed with another and they sent bricks.

http://forums.randi.org/images/smilies/bricks.gif

[STEED]

Press predicts rocky ride for Cameron in 2013
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/press-predicts-rocky-ride-cameron-2013-053433071.html#vqZ0U1D

How about we kick his arse into a rocket and fire it at the sun. :03:



Newspapers said Cameron needed to reset Britain's direction in the world at a time when the cuts in the budget deficit would really kick in.
Fat chance, he is a blinkered fool.

The Daily Telegraph said 2013 would be a year of challenges and it was unclear whether Britain's leaders would rise to them.
Toff Boy! :har:

And the UK's survival will come into focus when the bill for a referendum on Scotland leaving the union is published.
So what, the EU told Salmond if he wins the vote this dose not give Scotland the right of automatic entry into the EU. They have to beg & bribe there way in.

"David Cameron must very soon decide if he is prepared to lead an unstoppable movement to restore British sovereignty. If he decides not to do so then a people's army will march right over the top of him," it said.
Lock & Load people time to storm on Toff Boy and Co and rid the world of his kind.

[BossMark]

Hopefully STEED there will be a general election this year and toff boy and clegg will be voted into oblivion :yep:

[Jimbuna]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/02/article-1343516-0A957E3D000005DC-737_468x286.jpg
"We hope the new year is as profitable as the last one was for us"

[STEED]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/02/article-1343516-0A957E3D000005DC-737_468x286.jpg
"We hope the new year is as profitable as the last one was for us"

Don't tell me they are groping each others arses. :har:

[Jimbuna]

More likely picking each others pockets :03:

[BossMark]

Iain Duncan Smith calls benefit rises unfair

This bloke is really pissing me off all he his doing is hitting the working class as per normal for Tory bastard like this piece of trash.


"This government is restoring fairness to the system and universal credit will ensure it always pays to be in work." :har::har::har::har::har:



Liam Byrne hit the nail on the head




Shadow work and pensions secretary Liam Byrne said cuts to tax credits had pushed millions of working families into poverty and now meant thousands of part-time workers were "better off on benefits".
"Now he wants to hit working families again with his strivers tax bill. Yet this omnishambles government thinks its right to give an average £107,000 tax cut for 8,000 millionaires," he said.
"This Tory-led government is comprehensively out of touch with the reality of Britain's working families."

[Jimbuna]

Well the only time the working class are truly of matter to the politicians is when there are ballot boxes at polling stations so if they, the working class want to see any real change they must make the effort and vote at the next general election.

[STEED]

A line from a article from around Nov/Dec last year..

The three million figure included almost two million part-time workers, many of whom wanted a full-time job.

What I have been reading so far, workers are living in fear of loosing their jobs and will rack up long hours for less pay. Slowly but surely slavery is returning to this country and I will say this for the record it will be the norm by 2050 if not earlier.

[Jimbuna]

A line from a article from around Nov/Dec last year..



What I have been reading so far, workers are living in fear of loosing their jobs and will rack up long hours for less pay. Slowly but surely slavery is returning to this country and I will say this for the record it will be the norm by 2050 if not earlier.

I don't plan on being around that long but I'll warn my kids.

[STEED]

Looks like the Liberals are getting closer to becoming Tory scum!

Burstow Calls For Curb On Winter Fuel Pay

Winter fuel allowances for pensioners should be means-tested to help fund an overhaul of the care system for the elderly, a former minister has suggested.
Liberal Democrat Paul Burstow, in a report with the Centre Forum think tank


http://uk.news.yahoo.com/burstow-calls-curb-winter-fuel-pay-093516050.html#s5XW8wz

And talking of Tory scum, this vile gem from Westminster council..

Benefits link to exercise plan
Overweight benefit claimants could have their money docked if they refuse exercise regimes prescribed by doctors under pioneering council plans.
Smart cards would be brought in to monitor the use of leisure centres, meaning local authorities could reduce welfare payments for those who fail to follow their GP's advice.
The introduction of the Oyster-style cards is one of a number of "radical" proposals designed to tackle rising levels of obesity set out in a report by Westminster City Council and a local government think-tank.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/benefits-exercise-plan-102156462.html#pwRZgQB

Why stop there how about concentration/slave labour camps, work them to death. The bloody media in this country are sucking up to the rich scum, the rich are destroying this country by making those below them go at each other like mad dogs while these money pigs whoop it up.

Are they going to cut Housing benefit to those who are in work and fat?

[Jimbuna]

Could be that the media is owned by the wealthy :hmm2:

[STEED]

Tory Scum strike again twice in one day!

A charity that provides almost 300 food banks across the UK has criticised comments made by a Tory councillor questioning the need for the resource.
Chris Steward, who is a City of York councillor and chairman of the city's Conservatives, said no-one was starving in the UK and suggested it was largely a question of poorer people not managing their budgets properly.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/charity-slams-food-bank-critic-191209880.html#Bv2XHeR

I'm sick of these Tory arseholes who have no bloody idea what so ever! Take the lot of them out and kick them into the gutter starving and see how they like it, bloody Tory swine.

[BossMark]

Tory Scum strike again twice in one day!



I'm sick of these Tory arseholes who have no bloody idea what so ever! Take the lot of them out and kick them into the gutter starving and see how they like it, bloody Tory swine.
No time like the present so lets go Tory\toff hunting :D

[STEED]

Shoot them in the balls to stop them breeding. :ping:

[Jimbuna]

Lets not disappoint our loved ones :)

[BossMark]

Cameron pledges 'real change' on EU at next election

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20910437


His lips moved.. he's lying!! :yep:

[STEED]

Cameron pledges 'real change' on EU at next election

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20910437


His lips moved.. he's lying!! :yep:

Care to note at the next election! Stuff that now,now,now...Get the UK out of the EU NOW TODAY THIS SECOND!

[STEED]

CAMERON YOUR A FILTHY TOFF AND A LYING BASTARD!

[Jimbuna]

Cameron pledges 'real change' on EU at next election

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20910437


His lips moved.. he's lying!! :yep:

Nothing more than a pathetic ploy to try and gain another term in office :nope:

[BossMark]

Nothing more than a pathetic ploy to try and gain another term in office :nope:
I couldn't agree more Jim, and lets hope they don't fall for it :nope:

[STEED]

Vote for The STEED Party

My five point plan. :DL

I will withdraw this country from the EU
Urge Europe to withdraw from the EU
String up Bankers & Traders for their ponzi ways
Put the Great back into Great Britain
And get our Troops back home now

[Jimbuna]

I couldn't agree more Jim, and lets hope they don't fall for it :nope:

Hopefully not :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Vote for The STEED Party

My five point plan. :DL

I will withdraw this country from the EU
Urge Europe to withdraw from the EU
String up Bankers & Traders for their ponzi ways
Put the Great back into Great Britain
And get our Troops back home now

What?....and no reference to the old chestnut....the immigration problem :hmm2:

[BossMark]

Cameron Wants Another Seven Years As PM

http://news.sky.com/story/1033966/cameron-wants-another-seven-years-as-pm


Jesus H Christ for the love of god lets hope not, another year of this out of touch toff boy is way too long.

[STEED]

What?....and no reference to the old chestnut....the immigration problem :hmm2:

I did jim...get out the EU.

Once we are out we can get the immigration problem under control without that nest of corrupt viper's in the EU telling us you will do this and you will do that and you will pull the rope and fall in line.

[STEED]

Cameron Wants Another Seven Years As PM

http://news.sky.com/story/1033966/cameron-wants-another-seven-years-as-pm


Jesus H Christ for the love of god lets hope not, another year of this out of touch toff boy is way too long.


BLOODY HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[STEED]

Cameron told BBC television on Sunday the opinion of the international debt markets was more significant than a credit rating.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/cameron-plays-down-status-top-credit-rating-123831249.html

Pack of lies, he's so in love with having all three AAA rating and I suspect sell his soul not to loose them.

[Jimbuna]

I did jim...get out the EU.

Once we are out we can get the immigration problem under control without that nest of corrupt viper's in the EU telling us you will do this and you will do that and you will pull the rope and fall in line.

Gotta agree there :yep:

[Jimbuna]

The PM faces a potential embarrassment after it emerged the Rail Minister Simon Burns takes a £80,000 a year chauffeured car to work rather than the train.

But in his defence, the poor guy probably just couldn't afford the fares.

[STEED]

The PM faces a potential embarrassment after it emerged the Rail Minister Simon Burns takes a £80,000 a year chauffeured car to work rather than the train.

But in his defence, the poor guy probably just couldn't afford the fares.

How else is he going to enjoy his beef wellington in private unlike some grotty egg sandwich in front of the plebs.

[Jimbuna]

LOL :)

[BossMark]

David Cameron has revealed how he wants to be wants to be in Downing Street until 2020 to push through 'enormous reform agenda'

And he will! After all, there's plenty of room on the street outside for him to spend years selling The Big Issue"

[Tribesman]

It is good to see your politicians attacking the "work shy wasters who spend their time watching day time TV behind closed curtains while honest decent people get up and work for a living" by cutting their money.

It is a brave move by George to take the money off 40% of your "work shy" soldiers after they have bailed the government out by taking over the security fiasco during the olympics.

[Jimbuna]

David Cameron: "I look forward to working with Barack Obama for the next four years."

Two years, Dave, two years.

[BossMark]

Coalition is steadfast and united, say Cameron and Clegg
:har::har::har::har::har:


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20928698


Who the hell believes pinky and perky what a joke these two, :hmmm: Hmm well I suppose this could have been posted in the joke thread as these two are one big bloody joke anyway.

[Jimbuna]

Ex-minister attacks 'playground politics' of benefit changes


Sarah Teather said using terms such as strivers and scroungers to justify cuts to benefits was "unworthy" of the coalition and risked creating "envy and division" between different groups.
The Lib Dem MP is to vote with Labour - against the coalition - to oppose a planned 1% cap on some benefit rises.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20936827

[STEED]

David Cameron..."It does exactly what it says on the tin"

So what dose it mean?

Piss on everyone else who are not Toffs & arse lickers. And lots more crap heading your way suckers!

[BossMark]

West Coast: Toy Train Firm Bids For Franchise

:har::har::rotfl2::rotfl2:http://news.sky.com/story/1035016/west-coast-toy-train-firm-bids-for-franchise
Well this just about sums this government up doesn't it :yep:

[STEED]

Osborne urges tougher ring-fence rules for EU banks

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/osborne-urges-eu-adopt-bank-ring-fence-proposals-170953392--finance.html;_ylt=Ao2G8wMCymswXof6DLTUTDPp0Mh_;_yl u=X3oDMTN2ZWs0YmlkBG1pdANKdW1ib3Ryb24gVG9yaWVzU1NG IE1EBHBrZwM1Y2FkZjgwZi1lZjRkLTNjZTEtYjE1Ni0wYmNkOT U2MDk4YzAEcG9zAzEEc2VjA21lZ2F0cm9uBHZlcgMxMDZlOWM1 MS01OWM1LTExZTItYmZlMi0xMGRlZWNkZTYyNTQ-;_ylg=X3oDMTF0YWxidWU3BGludGwDZ2IEbGFuZwNlbi1nYgRw c3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANwb2xpdGljc3x0b3JpZXMEcHQDc2VjdG lvbnM-;_ylv=3

What the heck is this stupid arsehole on about? The ring fencing in this country is nothing more than a bloody joke, all the experts think its a poor shoddy idea that will fail and I say it will 100%.

[STEED]

Government wins key vote on planned 1% cap on annual benefits rises

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20950691

HEARTLESS TORY SCUMBAG TOFF BASTARDS AND THOSE ARSE LICKING LIBERALS

Several Lib Dem MPs had said they would defy the coalition by joining Labour.

Don't say it do it, do it now this instant...NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!

JUST UPDATED
Several Lib Dem MPs - including ex-minister Sarah Teather - said they would either vote against the government or abstain on the second reading of the legislation needed to implement the three-year cap.

Spineless Gits!

[BossMark]

Government wins key vote on planned 1% cap on annual benefits rises

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20950691

HEARTLESS TORY SCUMBAG TOFF BASTARDS AND THOSE ARSE LICKING LIBERALS
Spineless Gits!
Bloody rotten evil heartless Tory scum bastards and as for the bottom wipers the least said the bloody better............

[nikimcbee]

So what dose it mean?

Piss on everyone else who are not Toffs & arse lickers. And lots more crap heading your way suckers!

Off to therapy with you then Steed.
http://content.internetvideoarchive.com/content/photos/7239/30405805_.jpg

[BossMark]

Off to therapy with you then Steed.

Its our rotten lousy government what needs therapy.................

[BossMark]

According to David Cameron, this Government is like Ronseal.

So, that would be Ronseal - the foul-smelling, hazardous, noxious irritant that you wouldn't want to get near your family, then? Yep, sounds about right!

[Jimbuna]

The first British Kamikaze...

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2012/03/kamikaze-george2.jpg

[Cybermat47]

I can just tell that this thread is unbiased.

:haha:

You seem to be in the majority here, BossMark, as Doctor Who Magazine once said that a story about Earth being invaded by Daleks, featuring a character named David Cameron (Seriously), was probably predicting a Tory election :haha:

[BossMark]

I can just tell that this thread is unbiased.

:haha:

You seem to be in the majority here, BossMark, as Doctor Who Magazine once said that a story about Earth being invaded by Daleks, featuring a character named David Cameron (Seriously), was probably predicting a Tory election :haha:
I have been a Labour supporter\member since I was first allowed to vote in 1983, I have never liked the Tories but my pure hatred for them started in 1984 during the 1984\85 coal miners strike http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UK_miners%27_strike_%281984%E2%80%931985%29.
Which that evil bitch Thatcher destroyed 1000s of lives's and 100s of community's

[Cybermat47]

I think I can sum up my reaction to that with the words of Alexei Sayle:

Remember in the old days when they named you after what you did? Carter if you made carts, Wheeler if you made wheels, and Thatcher, if you made people sick.

[BossMark]

I think I can sum up my reaction to that with the words of Alexei Sayle:
Just to add that I am a former coal miner along with my Dad and Uncle I can tell you mate it hurt us like hell I was getting a £1 a for going on the picket line and my late but great Grandfather looked after all of us (a retired miner himself).

[Cybermat47]

Just to add that I am a former coal miner along with my Dad and Uncle I can tell you mate it hurt us like hell I was getting a £1 a for going on the picket line and my late but great Grandfather looked after all of us (a retired miner himself).

It sounds horrible. And people voted for this woman? Seems like she could talk the talk, but not run the country :nope:

[Sailor Steve]

It sounds horrible. And people voted for this woman? Seems like she could talk the talk, but not run the country :nope:
You have to remember that you're replying in a thread wholly owned by two grumpy old men, who hate pretty much everything. I think I would like just about anyone they hate, if for no other reason than that they hate them. :O:

[BossMark]

You have to remember that you're replying in a thread wholly owned by two grumpy old men, who hate pretty much everything. I think I would like just about anyone they hate, if for no other reason than that they hate them. :O:
Nope don't hate everything in fact there's only two things that I hate well three if I included my ex mother in law :haha:.
1.Tories for the reasons I replied to Cybermat47
2.Man United football team.

[Jimbuna]

You have to remember that you're replying in a thread wholly owned by two grumpy old men, who hate pretty much everything. I think I would like just about anyone they hate, if for no other reason than that they hate them. :O:

http://www.vincenteaton.com/Blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/muppet-show5.jpg

:har:

[STEED]

Chancellor George Osborne has raised the prospect that Britain could leave the European Union unless there is change in Brussels.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/osborne-raises-prospect-eu-exit-132959118.html#D1yxX0M

Pack of lies and he knows it, we make nothing any more. :har:


When was the last time you bought something that was made by British workers in a British company?

[STEED]

Bossmark, jimbo ring up Clegg on LBC Radio every Thursday and stick it to bum wipe Clegg just like this Ex-Lib voter did..

Clegg blasted by Lib Dem caller

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/deputy-pm-holds-radio-phone-042540580.html#X7voSJv

[Jimbuna]

Forever now known as Nick 'onesie' Clegg :)

[BossMark]

Bossmark, jimbo ring up Clegg on LBC Radio every Thursday and stick it to bum wipe Clegg just like this Ex-Lib voter did..
:hmmm:Might just do that :yep:

[Tribesman]

When was the last time you bought something that was made by British workers in a British company?
I bought a jar of Mango Chutney this morning it was made by Sharwoods.
I think they are from your country and employ workers from your country.

[BossMark]

Nick Clegg: 'I will stand again in 2015
:har::har::har::har::har::har::har::har::har::har:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20983232


Going to the bookies to see what the odds are of this clown losing his deposit. :hmmm: I don't think it will be all that good though maybe 4\11 or something like that.

[Jimbuna]

What tomfoolery is afoot now? :hmm2:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20996912

[BossMark]

What tomfoolery is afoot now? :hmm2:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20996912
Not really sure what to think of that, but if its a Tory idea then it will rip the working class off and profit the rich in some way or other.

[Jimbuna]

From what I can gather, only those already in receipt of their pension....the changes don't come into effect until 2017.

[STEED]

In the real world it will be worth sweet flip all just like now.


Spend your money get in to big time debt and blow your brains out, your debt in now the states problem. :har:

That was advice I was told. :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

In the real world it will be worth sweet flip all just like now.


Spend your money get in to big time debt and blow your brains out, your debt in now the states problem. :har:

That was advice I was told. :hmmm:

Well worthy of consideration :hmm2:

[BossMark]

Peers vote to block MP constituency boundary changes

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-21016025


Well this is a nice kick in the nuts for toff boy :haha: lets hope its the beginning of the end for this pathetic useless government :yep:

[Jimbuna]

All that does is maintain 50 more bloodsuckers at the taxpayers expense.

[BossMark]

All that does is maintain 50 more bloodsuckers at the taxpayers expense.
True but also nice to see dodgy Dave get defeated.

[Jimbuna]

Camerons long awaited speech on the EU is due tomorrow so how about previous comments from former PM's?


David Cameron is set to give a speech outlining his plans for the UK's place in the European Union. But how have some previous prime ministers addressed the issue.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-21030153

[BossMark]

Tory MP Chope Calls Commons Staff 'Servants'

http://news.sky.com/story/1039333/tory-mp-chope-calls-commons-staff-servants


Well well look what we've got here another arrogant Tory toff bastard.

[Jimbuna]

TBH I was once in one of those dining areas with a certain former minister and was astonished at how some of the staff were treated...it was like living in a bygone era...not very comforting at all :nope:

[BossMark]

With all this bad weather we are getting across the UK, I am really shocked and surprised that the bloody Tories haven't blamed it all on Labour, they might as well do as the useless bastards blame everything else on the Labour party.

[Jimbuna]

Over 600 schools closed in Yorkshire....3000 nationally.

[nikimcbee]

Has the labour party raped your wallet again?

Coom on down to the toon and visit MacBunas and try an Oz combo meal for only a couple of quid.

MacBunas now open in Leeds.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9yvijwo8k1rfleoco1_400.gif

[Jimbuna]

Ya cheeky basum http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/8586/smacka1.gif

[BossMark]

MoD to unveil third round of Army job cuts

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-21134353


Our once proud and the best Army in the world is now being decimated and made a laughing stock by these evil heartless Tory bastards:nope:

[STEED]

MoD to unveil third round of Army job cuts



I think I'm missing the point here, every so often TV advert comes on join the army? :-?


BTW: Toffboy I know you tried to silent's the mighty STEED but I'm back and kicking your arse you rich parasite scumbag. :stare: