UK Politics Thread

[BossMark]

^^
Probably same as me.....Wish he had choked on the bloody thing.
Some family's which Gideon is starving to death with heartless cuts have to live on what he spent on that burger a week.

[Spiced_Rum]

Probably a tasty hamburger, and like most large cities (of which London is one of the more expensive) 10 bucks is the going rate at twice the price of the anywhere outside the capital. Wonder if the tomato sauce is an extra charge or included in the price? Also it could be a healthy hamburger with more real meat than your average fast food joint of dubious quality serving horse burger. All that grease is making me feel hungry.

[STEED]

The Office for National Statistics (ONS) says updates to its past calculations on the performance of the UK economy mean Britain was never in a double-dip recession after all.


http://uk.news.yahoo.com/double-dip-recession-never-actually-happened-083026995.html#rGxBalT

WOW...The ONS has the bloody cheek to present this load of bull brown stuff! Next they will say Cameron is a great wonderful nice guy and a all round groovy funky fun guy as well. What have the ONS & Conservatives got in common? They both tell a pack of lies.

[Jimbuna]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MlR9lHZOh_g/TaCZCMLNYpI/AAAAAAAAAYY/P5yEYkVXZ8s/s1600/King+Cameron+Arrogant.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=david+cameron+liar&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=OjSSuJtREmggtM&tbnid=ZSnNQdREJYhYpM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fcameron-cloggysmoralcompass.blogspot.com%2F2011%2F04%2Flyi ng-prime-minister-david-cameron-is.html&ei=36TMUYPjAcTu0gX_sIGQAQ&bvm=bv.48572450,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNFlXF79sdhuTuCOwwzNLVUELdlZrQ&ust=1372452439672564)

[BossMark]

Eric Pickles' department fined for £217m overdraft

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23095396


Looks like this fat Tory bastard has had his hand in too many pies, and eaten them the greedy fat pig.

[Jimbuna]

Quite embarrassing for someone who has regularly lectured local councils on the need to get their finances under control.

[STEED]

No more class 1 pickles for you Eric, you have eaten them all.

[STEED]

Cameron visits the troops..

"Well done chaps yout doing a bang up job well done".

"BTW, pick up your P45 when you return home your no longer needed."

[STEED]

Britain will not be hit by 1970s-style industrial blackouts, energy minister Michael Fallon has insisted.
The Tory MP admitted there was a "risk" of power shortages in the UK within three years but insisted the Government would not let that happen.


http://uk.news.yahoo.com/uk-not-face-blackouts-fallon-122659468.html

Of course not, you will instruct the energy companies to jack up their prices which will result in people unable to pay their bills so they are cut off saving energy. We can see what you scum dogs are up too.

[BossMark]

Cameron visits the troops..

"Well done chaps yout doing a bang up job well done".

"BTW, pick up your P45 when you return home your no longer needed."
I feel sorry for our troops fighting a war and then mr toff boy pays them a visit, what a horrid life :nope:

[Jimbuna]

I'm surprised our own boys weren't a bigger threat to his personal safety than the Taliban :)

[Spiced_Rum]

That is the difference between British troops and other less developed nations, the UK has good discipline and the military are kept apolitical. Regardless of who is running the country, he/she is British and democratically elected. Lets face it Blair could have been fragged for getting involved in Iraq and not supplying the military with the proper equipment to do the job. Of course, with all the cutbacks there is only one rifle available and the troops have to shout 'Bang!' to save ammunition.:03:

[Tribesman]

That is the difference between British troops and other less developed nations, the UK has good discipline and the military are kept apolitical. Regardless of who is running the country, he/she is British and democratically elected.
Can you explain for example Gen. Henry Wilson or Gen. William Adair then?

[Spiced_Rum]

Can you explain for example Gen. Henry Wilson or Gen. William Adair then?

Do you mean Field Marshal Sir Henry Wilson (d.1922) and General Sir William Thompson Adair (d.1931)? I was commenting on current times not 80+ years ago.

[Tribesman]

Recent times suggest that little has changed.

May I point to the Stevens inquiries, the local police told the man leading the official government enquiry that it was the army that burned down his office.
Furthermore the army had already told him that the army unit accused of the arson didn't operate in the six.

[Jimbuna]

Want a decent pension and an inflation busting pay rise?

Become a politician:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23122630

[BossMark]

^^^
The words greedy and bastards come to mind on that :yep:

[BossMark]

Parliament to get new £100k toilets, because some people are just full of more poop than others!!!

[STEED]

Simple answer who ever votes for it from what ever party they should be expelled from their party's for being greedy pigs.

[Jimbuna]

Simple answer who ever votes for it from what ever party they should be expelled from their party's for being greedy pigs.

I could certainly live with a published list of who voted for and against.

[STEED]

I could certainly live with a published list of who voted for and against.

I agree jim. :up:

[Spiced_Rum]

I could certainly live with a published list of who voted for and against.

Agree with that. In a time of economic hardship it is unacceptable that MP's think they deserve a pay rise when so many have forced pay freezes.:down::down: The loss of their expenses must really have hurt them financially. It will be interesting to see how many turn the pay rise down.

[Jimbuna]

Agree with that. In a time of economic hardship it is unacceptable that MP's think they deserve a pay rise when so many have forced pay freezes.:down::down: The loss of their expenses must really have hurt them financially. It will be interesting to see how many turn the pay rise down.

Not many I suspect.

[STEED]

Not many I suspect.

Up the revolution.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.warrelics.eu/forum/military_photos/discussions/367248d1341607716t-british-police-and-services-canine-association-dog-trials-2012-freedom-20for-20tooting-.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=wolfie%20smith&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=kZQJ5TRBWuP30M&tbnid=E9pOoQP3karOJM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.warrelics.eu%2Fforum%2Fdiscus sions%2Fbritish-police-and-services-canine-association-dog-trials-2012-a-195551-2%2F&ei=lefSUf-MDIfM0QXm2oDYCg&bvm=bv.48572450,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNG3g3_BaZAZjt68j8d3ZkCj-eBe0g&ust=1372862737422690)

[STEED]

Spot Mr Ponzi..

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-f2Bntym8WuA/ThhmytxN1XI/AAAAAAAABkA/dHFd0vccGGA/s1600/bankers_416635.jpg


http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-jail-the-bankers.png

[BossMark]

Spot Mr Ponzi..

Err piggy in the middle:yep:

[Jimbuna]

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/6928/ii4u.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/580/ii4u.jpg/)

[STEED]

This months Arse Hole award goes to..Lord Freud, Work and Pensions minister.


Work minister Lord Freud: Demand for food banks ‘has nothing to do with benefits squeeze’

Astonishing claim from the millionaire welfare minister



http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/work-minister-lord-freud-demand-for-food-banks-has-nothing-to-do-with-benefits-squeeze-8684005.html

Another bloody Toff full of the brown stuff.



Chris Mould, the executive chairman of the Trussell Trust, which runs 325 food banks, said: “The only people who seem unable to accept there is a social crisis driven by the cost of living is the Government.”


Too bloody true.

These PIGS are turning people into criminals to feed them selfs. This sack of turd of a so called government only cares about looking good and to hell with everyone else.

[Jimbuna]

Ed Miliband PMQs briefing notes left in Commons toilets.

You couldn't make a better one up :)


Labour leader Ed Miliband's briefing notes for Prime Minister's Questions have been revealed after being left in toilets in the House of Commons.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23166053

[Spiced_Rum]

Ed Miliband PMQs briefing notes left in Commons toilets.

You couldn't make a better one up :)


Must have realised that his notes were crap and only worth using to wipe the arses of other MP's. :rotfl2:

[STEED]

Wind Farms..yea right another load of money flushed down the toilet. Cheaper bills...BS..once the CEO PIGS take their slice followed by the yapping feed me share holders you can bet your arse bills will go up.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/britain-opens-worlds-largest-offshore-wind-farm-121659804.html

Way to go ToffBoy.

[STEED]

Another warning to Mr PONZI.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/housebuilders-profit-jumps-shore-confidence-market-recovery-072329306.html

[Jimbuna]

"When the government stimulus is taken away, if the next government doesn't put in some sort of parachute stimulus payment into the market, it will fall away completely and that has the danger of causing another slowdown."


Wondering just how recent house buyers would view that :hmm2:

[STEED]

Wondering just how recent house buyers would view that :hmm2:

Mr PONZI will not give a toss that's for sure.

There has been warnings over the months and how many people took note? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Then te lesson may be similar to those that bought in the Thatcher era.

[Spiced_Rum]

Labour's Tom Watson has resigned from his shadow cabinet role as the party's general election co-ordinator.


Looks like Mr Millibean's team see a lost cause. Unite should have voted for the other brother maybe? Can McCluskey's union take over the party.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23186851 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23186851)

[Jimbuna]

Looks like Mr Millibean's team see a lost cause. Unite should have voted for the other brother maybe? Can McCluskey's union take over the party.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23186851 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23186851)

Unite are now the biggest trade union in the UK but only because of multiple merges with others...it's possible they are trying to flex new found muscle.

Not good in the long term for Labour one could argue.

[Spiced_Rum]

Maybe the Unions are simply trying to go back to their traditional roots when their party is swamped with champange socialists who have forgotten the glory days of union power in the 1970's. Good old days of 3 day weeks and lots of bar-b-q's around open braziers on the picket line. The union represent the real working class (those that are actually out working and paying taxes) not those on benefits who claim to be workers.

[BossMark]

Then te lesson may be similar to those that bought in the Thatcher era.
God help them if that is so :nope:

[Oberon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZYUppkYHtM

[Spiced_Rum]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZYUppkYHtM

:har: so true.

[Tribesman]

Then te lesson may be similar to those that bought in the Thatcher era.

God help them if that is so :nope:

Depends on the lesson and the buyer.
Though most Britons are stuck with paying for the ongoing legacy of the policy.

[BossMark]

MPs are considering renaming the August Bank Holiday after the late Margaret Thatcher.

I can't think of a more fitting tribute to her legacy than telling people not to bother coming in to work on Monday.

[BossMark]

Falkirk row: Miliband vow to 'mend' union relationship

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23214554


I will say this on the subject


The Trade Union Movement backs the Labour Party, big business backs the Nasty Party. Nothing new there is there ?
The big difference is of course, the money donated to the Labour Party by said unions is clean money that has had it's dues in taxes on it paid by hard working union members.
The money donated to the Nasty Party from big business is dirty money that comes from a cut in the money saved from their tax avoidance loot. And all so
Tories money comes from the likes of Adrian Beecroft, AKA, WONGA loan sharks, I know which money I would rather have.

[Jimbuna]

Falkirk row: Miliband vow to 'mend' union relationship

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23214554


I will say this on the subject


The Trade Union Movement backs the Labour Party, big business backs the Nasty Party. Nothing new there is there ?
The big difference is of course, the money donated to the Labour Party by said unions is clean money that has had it's dues in taxes on it paid by hard working union members.
The money donated to the Nasty Party from big business is dirty money that comes from a cut in the money saved from their tax avoidance loot. And all so
Tories money comes from the likes of Adrian Beecroft, AKA, WONGA loan sharks, I know which money I would rather have.

Careful now...don't go shooting yersel in the foot :o


George Osborne has demanded Labour hands over up to £1.5m in tax allegedly avoided on a donation from a wealthy businessman.
John Mills gave the party shares in his shopping channel JML worth £1.56m in January, which meant there was no large tax payout.


http://news.sky.com/story/1100086/labour-donation-avoided-1-5m-tax-bill

[Spiced_Rum]

350

[STEED]

MPs are considering renaming the August Bank Holiday after the late Margaret Thatcher.

I can't think of a more fitting tribute to her legacy than telling people not to bother coming in to work on Monday.

Vomit day, feel free to vomit on Toffs.

[BossMark]

Andy Murray deserves knighthood after Wimbledon - David Cameron

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/tennis/23225645




Well Mr toff boy he deserves a knighthood then?. Typical Tory toff jumping on the winning band wagon, which is a lot more than you will ever do toff boy.

[STEED]

Andy Murray deserves knighthood after Wimbledon - David Cameron

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/tennis/23225645




Well Mr toff boy he deserves a knighthood then?. Typical Tory toff jumping on the winning band wagon, which is a lot more than you will ever do toff boy.

Typical verbal vomit from that fat bloated pig who wipe his arse on £100 notes.

[STEED]

Reckless bankers may be jailed

Chancellor George Osborne has pledged to implement criminal penalties for reckless bankers and tighter control for bonuses as he set out the Government's response to a landmark Parliamentary commission.



http://uk.news.yahoo.com/reckless-bankers-may-jailed-121339645.html

Yea that be the day when the sun freezes over. :har: :har: :har: :har: :har:

[BossMark]

^^
Theres more chance of us getting knighted than the bankers getting banged up :haha:

[STEED]

Lord STEED. :hmmm:

No I don't think so.


Toff Basher STEED. :hmmm:

Oh yea.

[eddie]

Britain to unveil Royal Mail privatization plans- Is this a good thing or bad?

http://news.msn.com/world/britain-to-unveil-royal-mail-privatization-plans

[Jimbuna]

Britain to unveil Royal Mail privatization plans- Is this a good thing or bad?

http://news.msn.com/world/britain-to-unveil-royal-mail-privatization-plans

Very bad IMHO :nope:

[STEED]

Dreadful move as the Toffs are bound to mess it up big time but they will not care as they cream it off the stock market.

[Jimbuna]

Soon be back to Dick Turpin at this rate :nope:

[Spiced_Rum]

Soon be back to Dick Turpin at this rate :nope:

No chance of Dick getting up to his old tricks of stopping coaches on Hampstead Heath. He would not be able to move for all the doggers, cottagers, and champagne socialists from Islington.

[Jimbuna]

No chance of Dick getting up to his old tricks of stopping coaches on Hampstead Heath. He would not be able to move for all the doggers, cottagers, and champagne socialists from Islington.

Aye true that :)

[BossMark]

Ed Miliband urges changes to Labour-union links

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23234340


Hope it comes off for you Ed :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

This will be his biggest gamble yet.

[STEED]

:hmmm:

[BossMark]

Royal Mail share flotation details set to be announced

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23249466


These evil heartless Tory scum would sell their Grannies if they could get away with it. Now they are selling off our Royal Mail, for some reason Thatcher and then Major left this alone!!!

[Spiced_Rum]

All thanks to Amazon and internet shopping, more parcels being sent than ever before. Although the shops in towns are in decline. So Royal Mail looks like a profit making organisation, unlike the old days when it employed more staff and made losses.

[Tribesman]

All thanks to Amazon and internet shopping, more parcels being sent than ever before. Although the shops in towns are in decline. So Royal Mail looks like a profit making organisation, unlike the old days when it employed more staff and made losses.

So the plan is to keep all the debts, keep all the parts which struggle to make a profit and sell off the bits you can make money on.
So it looks like a lose lose situation for the taxpayer.
These Tory sell-off schemes are a strange business model, there are not many businessmen who would give away their profitable enterprises and keep only their loss making ones.

[Jimbuna]

Pretty much my take on it as well.

[Fubar2Niner]

RM worth £3 billion according to the evening standard :huh:

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[Tribesman]

RM worth £3 billion according to the evening standard :huh:

So if you take the £1.7billion restructuring and the £1.3 billion modernisation then they are going to sell it for exactly what they recently invested in it.

[STEED]

No need for tax rises, says Osborne

George Osborne says he will not need to raise taxes to meet deficit reduction targets after the next election.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23269070

More bloody lies, if these pigs get back I am telling you here and now 100% they will, just watch it happen. Anyone who votes for these Tory pigs has got a screw loose.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Anyone who votes for these Tory pigs has got a screw loose.

Give me a viable alternative! :ping:

[STEED]

Give me a viable alternative! :ping:

Revolution sounds good.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.wiseworld.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/poster.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=monster+raving+loony+party&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=1jYvCuvfQhxR_M&tbnid=z4IkLJNRYA0Z8M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wiseworld.co.uk%2F%3Ftag%3Dmo nster-raving-loony-party&ei=YMneUYCuNofL0AWlpoHAAw&bvm=bv.48705608,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNFd3kOr3PD0GlVNiqVucl3XdescnA&ust=1373641428388372)

[STEED]

We got a bunch of bloody nutters in now!

[STEED]

Osborne dismisses fears of house price bubble



http://uk.news.yahoo.com/osborne-says-not-worried-house-prices-110124293.html

Well that PONZI crud would say that the bloody criminal.

[BossMark]

We got a bunch of bloody toff nutters in now!
Sorted :yep:

[Fubar2Niner]

Actually, I'd rather have a bunch of blood sucking, sycophantic, lying, cheating gangsters running the country rather than the shower we have now......... Hmmm, hold on a sec, they are a bunch of blood sucking, sycophantic, lying, cheating gangsters aren't they !!!!!

God helps us all.

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[Jimbuna]

What's all this about? :hmm2:


Former MP Denis MacShane is to be charged with false accounting over parliamentary expenses claims, the Crown Prosecution Service has said.
Malcolm McHaffie, deputy head of the CPS special crime division said: "Having thoroughly reviewed the evidence gathered by the police, I have decided there is sufficient evidence and it is in the public interest to bring a criminal charge.
"This charge relates to fraudulent claims with a total value of £12,900."


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23267241

[Tribesman]

What's all this about? :hmm2:

He went beyond the normal fiddle so he steps into different territory
Look at it this way, its one thing to claim for having your moat cleaned when moat cleaning isn't a legitimate parliamentary expense. Its another thing entirely if you claim for having your moat cleaned when you don't even own a moat.

[Fubar2Niner]

He went beyond the normal fiddle so he steps into different territory
Look at it this way, its one thing to claim for having your moat cleaned when moat cleaning isn't a legitimate parliamentary expense. Its another thing entirely if you claim for having your moat cleaned when you don't even own a moat.


Bloody good analogy, ashamed as I am to admit it.

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[Spiced_Rum]

Aspirational expensess; every Englishman's home is his castle, and castles have moats, and moats would need cleaning. :O:

It is corrupt but if there is no real oversight or control of MP's expenses then they will try to get away with whatever they can because the system is flawed. They should just build a secure accommodation skyscraper (Watergate Towers) in London for all MP's to stay in when away from their constituencies so that there would be no need for second homes or as many claims.

[Fubar2Niner]

Or give us all a fricken castle !!

[Spiced_Rum]

Or give us all a fricken castle !!

You have the Elephant & Castle?

[STEED]

You have the Elephant & Castle?

Yes...

http://www.theconstructionindex.co.uk/public/assets/news_articles/2012/09/1347887290_elephant-&-castle.jpg

Older picture..
http://treeswingers.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/berthardy.jpeg

[Jimbuna]

Not worth a lot in the current austerity climate :nope:

[TarJak]

I notice STEED's elephant is pink. How many John Smith's or Tetley's does it take to make it that colour?:D

[BossMark]

I notice STEED's elephant is pink. How many John Smith's or Tetley's does it take to make it that colour?:D
Well I suppose that depends on a number of reasons........................................... .

[STEED]

Anyone see the cover of the i newspaper today?

Picture of Mr Ponzi and under it...Tories: we are the real party of the poor

:har::har::har::har::har::har::har::har::har::har:

What the poor rich who don't like us plebs!

[BossMark]

^^
What plonker Gideon probably meant was
"if you have less than 1 million in your bank account then we couldn't give a toss about you" :yep:

[BossMark]

Samantha Cameron 'not shaping' Syria policy, says No 10

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23316113


Well so it seem that Mrs toff boy is telling toff boy what to do

:har::har::har::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

[Spiced_Rum]

What is surprising there? The Home General always rules the roost. :D And Sam Cam is a nice bit of totty. :up::up:

[STEED]

Shes a bimbo.

[BossMark]

Shes a bimbo.
Yes shes a toff bimbo and should be treated like all the other toffs come the revolution :haha:

[Jimbuna]

Nigel Farage introduces new range of seafood dishes.. first up?

The Ukipper

[Spiced_Rum]

White cliffs of Dover sole (must do better).

[Jimbuna]

Pardon?

[Spiced_Rum]

UKIP are for isolationism from Euro trash, the White Cliffs are definitely not French, and Dover still has soul.

[Jimbuna]

Non comprende :hmm2:

[Spiced_Rum]

No comprendo amigo:06:

[Jimbuna]

How quaint.

[Spiced_Rum]

peculiar perhaps, off at a tangent most definitely, seafood ideas none.:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Back to reality.

[BossMark]

Tax cut for shale gas firms planned

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23368505


Well STEED your going to love this :nope::nope::nope:


It just goes to prove that Tories couldn't give a toss about ordinary working people.

[STEED]

Not long to wait for free gas coming out of our taps just like America. I hope Toff Boy is going to give us all a safety sticker saying do not drink tap water and place no naked flame under tap...KABOOM!

Yes once again we are screwed while big business dose well out of the Tory scum.


BTW:

Government borrowing fell in the 2012-13 fiscal year after all, the latest official estimate suggests.


Please note the word...suggests...coming from the O.N.S bunch of tossers who should be shut down right now for there lies.

[Jimbuna]

I'll be happy with gas coming out of my tap just so long as I can safely harness it and use it later.

Never did drink tap water :)

[STEED]

I'll be happy with gas coming out of my tap just so long as I can safely harness it and use it later.

Never did drink tap water :)

FREE!...Fat chance jim just watch as they slap a TAX on that one.

[Jimbuna]

FREE!...Fat chance jim just watch as they slap a TAX on that one.

No doubt :yep:

[STEED]

If the Tories get in by themselves in 2015 you can just see a drink TAX coming in...


(((CRASH)))


Are...BossMark just fainted.

[BossMark]

^^
If the Tories get in by themselves in 2015 then I'm buggering off to Mars for a year or two.

[STEED]

^^
If the Tories get in by themselves in 2015 then I'm buggering off to Mars for a year or two.

http://coworkmyr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/3soc9q.jpg


:har::har::har::har:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.nextmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/arnold220x300.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=WLpNPdYdz4QNHM&tbnid=Zkbi0t_5DE9WIM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nextmovie.com%2Fblog%2Fcool-clicks-total-recall-dvd-commentary%2F&ei=iYfpUaO5FMHC0QWD6IHACg&psig=AFQjCNGKmUGinhUbWdFi6y9N3vVEEqAmAw&ust=1374345472194743)

[Spiced_Rum]

In 2015 you will be going to Mars, the new penal colony for revolutionaries and drink tax refusniks:haha:

[Jimbuna]

Loads of Aussies already have the best rooms then :)

[STEED]

Loads of Aussies already have the best rooms then :)

Sod it! They pinch the air conditioned rooms and the bloody Germans pinch the sun beds.

[STEED]

I wonder if Toff Boy & Co selected them? :hmmm:


LONDON (Reuters) - Britain picked U.S. investment bank JP Morgan to advise it on the sale of stakes in Lloyds and Royal Bank of Scotland, marking another step in a sale which could add billions of pounds to state coffers.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/uk-picks-jpmorgan-advise-bank-share-sales-102014303.html

JP Morgan & Chase is one of the top two criminal banks!

[STEED]

Lobbying: Cameron Faces Questions On Fracking



http://uk.news.yahoo.com/lobbying-cameron-faces-questions-fracking-152432435.html


You can bet your arse there will be no fracking in the Toffs areas up and down the land.

[BossMark]

Nowt will come of it Toff boy seems to get a way with every bloody thing look at that tosser he had before (cant remember is name but he was involved with that toff slag Rebecca Brooks in the phone hacking)

If they get voted in, in 2015 then god help us. Not going to Mars now as it will be full of Cons and Germans. Wonder what Jupiter's like:hmm2:

[BossMark]

Just did a survey among union members about their preferred methods of reacting to a pay cut.

The results were striking.

[Jimbuna]

There you go STEED....just for you mate :)


David Cameron has refused to rule out tax rises after the next election, but said his goal is to "give people back some of their hard earned money" as the economy improves.
Chancellor George Osborne said recently that further tax rises would not be needed after 2015 to cut the deficit.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23395146

You should be able to afford two newspapers a day soon :O:

[STEED]

There you go STEED....just for you mate :)



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23395146

You should be able to afford two newspapers a day soon :O:

Yes we are back in the Black, all debts cleared, boom times again and the UK is on top of the world open for business once more. Yes the figures coming out next week showing we are back baby!

The Ministry of lies, propaganda and BS known as the ONS.


I read them in the shop without buying them. Along with everyone else in WH Smiths. :smug::O:

[Jimbuna]

I read them in the shop without buying them. Along with everyone else in WH Smiths. :smug::O:

That'll be right :)

[Spiced_Rum]

Ed Millibean told the national media that he was ecstatic on hearing the news of the Duchess of Cambridge being in early stages of labor. He was less happy when an aide explained that she was in hospital and not joining the party. :rotfl2:

[BossMark]

Ed Millibean told the national media that he was ecstatic on hearing the news of the Duchess of Cambridge being in early stages of labor. He was less happy when an aide explained that she was in hospital and not joining the party. :rotfl2:
Err this is a take the piss out of the Tories thread :yep::haha:

[soopaman2]

As long as I seen this thread this lingering question is in my mind.

In American type politics, what would a tory be?

I am asking to make it understandable to me.

Is it some kind of Stalinesque socialist, or a far right warmonger?

I guess I am asking for an American equivalent.

Or is a Tory something unique we should all worry about? (like the Illuminatti:D) Or the Templars from Assassins creed?

[BossMark]

@ soopaman2 a Tory is a nickname for Conservative who are equivalent of your Republicans ( I think)

[BossMark]

And this is their leader
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/IMG-20130722-WA0000_zps9abcb3e1.jpg

[STEED]

Adolf Cameron. :har:

[BossMark]

David Cameron, March 2013: "A situation where a person in receipt of benefits receives a bigger income that those in work is, in my view, just crazy."

David Cameron, April 2013: "Handouts should not be higher than average incomes in homes where someone goes out to work."

David Cameron, July 2013: "Congratulations to the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge following the birth of their first son."

[Jimbuna]

Pull the other one.


David Cameron has insisted a referendum on the UK's membership of the European Union will not create "uncertainty" for businesses.
The prime minister said he believed it would be a mistake to have a vote now but believed he could negotiate a better deal by the time one was held.
Mr Cameron has promised an "in-out" vote by the end of 2017 if the Conservatives win the next election.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23416898

[STEED]

Buying votes, and that is not the only one he is buying votes for.

[lionheaty2092]

youre just ignorant you probably didnt even live in the 80's n 90's thatcher did a lot of good and unemployment has fallen drastically and our tory mp SAVED our nhs hospital so stop whining labour have done far worse by getting us into 2 wars we didnt want causing a recession and destroying our economy by submitting to the eu

[BossMark]

youre just ignorant you probably didnt even live in the 80's n 90's thatcher did a lot of good and unemployment has fallen drastically and our tory mp SAVED our nhs hospital so stop whining labour have done far worse by getting us into 2 wars we didnt want causing a recession and destroying our economy by submitting to the eu
Oh boy an argumentative Tory :haha:
1.Thatcher destroyed 1000s of lives and communities (being a ex coal miner I know this from personal experience)
2.I am not ignorant just very anti Tory and anything they stand for
3. The NHS and Tories just don't go together, Thatcher tried to destroy it the 80s.
4.And if you believe the unemployment figures then you are a Tory with blinkers on.
5.Toff boy Cameron tells lies for dinner so if you believe what a says about a EU referendum then well................
6.I agree with one war but the other was sanctioned by the EU and also by your beloved Tory party at the time.
7.It was NOT Labour who destroyed the economy it was the greedy bastard BANKERS.

[STEED]

youre just ignorant you probably didnt even live in the 80's n 90's thatcher did a lot of good and unemployment has fallen drastically and our tory mp SAVED our nhs hospital so stop whining labour have done far worse by getting us into 2 wars we didnt want causing a recession and destroying our economy by submitting to the eu

WOW...What a first post! :O:

I lived under Thatcher, I worked under Thatcher so you can stick that comment of yours! Your Tory MP may have saved your local Hospital but my Tory MP did not, in fact it came to light a few years ago he made every effort to close it down. Thanks to him we're not got a A+E Dept anymore and the other Hospitals around here have lost theres under this Toff Boy PIG of a so called PM.

Yes Labour over spent and caused a government debt but Labour did not put this country in a recession, the greed of banks like JP Morgan & Chase, Goldman Sachs, HSBC who were dealing with Central American drug lords. The bloody list just goes on and on and on, even now today the bloody banks are still at it and this stinking vile Tory PIG government is in bed with these bloody criminal banks! Osbourne right to buy scheme is a bloody PONZI idea based on the American one that crashed back in 2008.

As for the EU lets go back in time to when they were the EEC and move further back to the common market and who tricked this country to join them? The bloody Tories thats who. I am anti EU and like to see it blown to Hell for what it has done to Europe. I can only hope one day Europe will rise up against the EU and get rid of it.

No party is perfect and I would like to see massive changes but its not going to happen. Iraq was not a smart move nor was Afghanistan, Tony Blair betrayed the core values of the Labour Party and I have no time for him.

[Jimbuna]

You two could both be in bother now...lionheaty2092 may have been DC himself joining to respond to you both :hmm2:

[STEED]

You two could both be in bother now...lionheaty2092 may have been DC himself joining to respond to you both :hmm2:

I knew it!...jim is a Tory! :har:

[Jimbuna]

I knew it!...jim is a Tory! :har:

Cheeky bugga....£1.88 Labour subscription was taken out of my bank account just this morning :)

[STEED]

Cheeky bugga....£1.88 Labour subscription was taken out of my bank account just this morning :)

Which was then diverted to Mrs May to help pay for....Shhhhhh.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.tntmagazine.com/media/News/UK_News_2012/teresa_may.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=teresa+may&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=APwo9D5umISP4M&tbnid=NaBAP93PqoMD0M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tntmagazine.com%2Fnews%2Fuk%2 F500000-allowed-into-uk-without-checks-over-5-years&ei=YQfwUeOUBqmL0AXbs4CoBg&bvm=bv.49641647,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNEA_tcjCvkolBsMdInm6siRrUFspw&ust=1374771392605029)
Yours around 7pm tonight STEED sweetie.

[STEED]

Yep..I got to service her sexually. :har::har::har:

[Jimbuna]

Yep..I got to service her sexually. :har::har::har:

You'd need a monkey wrench just to turn her on :o

[STEED]

You'd need a monkey wrench just to turn her on :o


Well her nick name is old iron knickers. :har: :har:

[Jimbuna]

Might be better off seeking the services of a good locksmith then :hmm2:

http://thenerdfightingfeminist.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/chastity-belt.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=chastity%20belt&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=7gKWry18FvtCKM&tbnid=xuDjs4e7rtANOM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fthenerdfightingfeminist.wordpress .com%2F2012%2F12%2F07%2Fdamn-birth-control-repent-and-thou-shall-be-saved%2Fchastity-belt%2F&ei=fA3wUciINKHE0QW1k4DwCA&bvm=bv.49641647,d.ZGU&psig=AFQjCNF-JGhAKcEU5WPKPELLlr3M_hx3BA&ust=1374772947009294)

[STEED]

http://www.dailyshame.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/article-1317573027609-0E30B7F400000578-142881_636x449.jpg

Jim to sexy sod I'm back for that dirty weekend you promised, I'm now only a Ex-Tory MP.

[Jimbuna]

Meet you at East Fortune on Saturday then :cool:

[BossMark]

Well you two have been very busy :har::har:

[STEED]

Iron knickers turn me down!

Great...Go and have a nice cool glass of cider instead.

[Jimbuna]

I'll swop ya the key for 5 gallon of the stuff :)

[kranz]

I heard in the news that Cameron wants to ban porn in the British Internet.
I didn't treat this thread seriously until today.:nope:

[STEED]

I heard in the news that Cameron wants to ban porn in the British Internet.
I didn't treat this thread seriously until today.:nope:

Don't worry...he's strutting peacock trying to look big.

Over to BossMark to put the boot in big time.

[Spiced_Rum]

I heard in the news that Cameron wants to ban porn in the British Internet.
I didn't treat this thread seriously until today.:nope:

Maybe the Government would be better to introduce an 'opt-in' system for those weirdos who want to use the Internet to access non-pornographic material. :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Maybe the Government would be better to introduce an 'opt-in' system for those weirdos who want to use the Internet to access non-pornographic material. :hmmm:

As far as I'm aware there will be provision for an 'opt in' system.

[BossMark]

Over to BossMark to put the boot in big time.
You want my boot inserted where up toff boys backside I presume

Maybe something like this :rotfl2:

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/FunnyPart-com-asskick_zps1dd1a25a.jpg

[Herr-Berbunch]

As far as I'm aware there will be provision for an 'opt in' system.

Hmmm, the wife pays the internet bill. I can see some friction coming, better lube up.

[Jimbuna]

Hmmm, the wife pays the internet bill. I can see some friction coming, better lube up.

You can always get some cheap off STEED, I've heard rumours he recycles his :)

[STEED]

You can always get some cheap off STEED, I've heard rumours he recycles his :)

I got Hundred gallons of this..

http://wynnstayonline.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/v/e/veterinary_lube.jpg

[Tribesman]

I heard in the news that Cameron wants to ban porn in the British Internet.
I didn't treat this thread seriously until today.:nope:

Humberside police are raising objections.
Internet filters of porn would block people from accessing the police station in S****horpe.:03:

[Jimbuna]

I got Hundred gallons of this..



LOL :)

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/enterx1_zpsf435a15b.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Amen.

[STEED]

Conservative=Party created by the rich for the rich to serve the rich and no one else.

So if your not rich why vote for them?

[BossMark]

Conservative=Party created by the rich for the rich to serve the rich and no one else.

So if your not rich why vote for them?
Good question I wonder if HB can answer it.

[BossMark]

Just for you STEED

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/10942_zpse9ff0566.jpg

[Fubar2Niner]

Conservative=Party created by the rich for the rich to serve the rich and no one else.

So if your not rich why vote for them?

Good question I wonder if HB can answer it.


Well I didn't vote for the bastidges, and never likely to even if I win the lotto. Yeah I know that's a pretty safe bet :doh:

[BossMark]

Well I didn't vote for the bastidges, and never likely to even if I win the lotto. Yeah I know that's a pretty safe bet :doh:
Never ever even thought about voting for the Tory scum or their bottom wipers, my dear departed Granddad would come back and haunt me for all eternity if I did.

[Fubar2Niner]

Sounds as tho we may possibly have the same relatives mate :salute:

[Jimbuna]

Never got many votes up here but I predict they'll get even fewer now :nope:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/10211109/North-East-is-desolate-says-George-Osbornes-Government-adviser-father-in-law.html

[Fubar2Niner]

The vans ............ don't forget the vans ! Now Cleggy has stuck the boot in.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nick-clegg-attacks-coalitions-go-home-vans-targeting-illegal-immigrants-8738478.html

They are falling apart brothers :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

Most interesting :hmm2:

[Jimbuna]

Now this begs a few questions :hmm2:


The mother of the murdered London teenager Stephen Lawrence is to be made a Labour peer.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-23519563

[Fubar2Niner]

A concerned mother, and rightly so, a hero? Not sure about that. I can read many stories of 'heroes'. Don't see too many made peers tho :hmm2:

[BossMark]

The vans ............ don't forget the vans ! Now Cleggy has stuck the boot in.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nick-clegg-attacks-coalitions-go-home-vans-targeting-illegal-immigrants-8738478.html

They are falling apart brothers :arrgh!:
Wish Clegg would piss off home and crawl back under the rock he came out off.

[Fubar2Niner]

Wish Clegg would piss off home and crawl back under the rock he came out off.

A tad harsh I feel mate. After all, he is the comic relief in this whole freakin mess that is foolishly called a government.

[BossMark]

A tad harsh I feel mate. After all, he is the comic relief in this whole freakin mess that is foolishly called a government.
Probably is Fubar mate, but if Clegg would get a divorce from toff boy then this shambles of a government would be history.

[Fubar2Niner]

Latest news is Cleggy wants to align with Labour next election, this according to the Eve Standard couple nights ago. Gives you the shivers, don't it :shifty:

[BossMark]

^^
Hope Ed tells him to take a running jump, but there again I hope the bottom wipers are voted into political oblivion

[Jimbuna]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRH3XltDNfZBoRJHj3BxWQdo6mWyuaj7 puC5hXFaJZg-qaP6MvqRg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=nick%20clegg%20marriage&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=h_X2ZAiHD3x3aM&tbnid=86vmSj5_k6W5OM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fanatheimp.blogspot.com%2F2012_07_ 01_archive.html&ei=EV75Uf7ZN6G40QWdpIEY&bvm=bv.49967636,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNGNk8tVCxHo47zSzahvyzZOJFIFaw&ust=1375383439685885)

[BossMark]

^^^
Looks like hes trying to poop himself :haha::har:

[Fubar2Niner]

LMAO. it does, doesn't it. Christ I think I'm going to pee myself :har::har::har::har::har:

Eeeps does that make me a lib.. *cough* *spit* ..eral?

[Jimbuna]

http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/real-nick-clegg-found-chained-in-tory-party-basement1.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=nick+clegg+funny&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=I3k2X9jaJ-7rEM&tbnid=EUuVEvUaETpheM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.timemachinego.com%2Flinkmachi nego%2F2011%2F03%2F16%2Freal-nick-clegg-found-chained-in-conservative-party-basement%2F&ei=KmL5UfzDH8qa1AWe64CQDw&bvm=bv.49967636,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNHeuTMV26meaWl9xDxv9NC6Kw9axA&ust=1375384482734689)

[Fubar2Niner]

Ok fellas that's enuf. I'm either going to have a serious accident at the keyboard, or, you're gonna get sued :har::har::har:

[Jimbuna]

http://derivingmorality.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/cleggcameron.jpg?w=640 (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=nick+clegg+funny&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=I3k2X9jaJ-7rEM&tbnid=EUuVEvUaETpheM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fderivingmorality.wordpress.com%2F&ei=tmP5Ue_gGseK0AWM4oCwDw&bvm=bv.49967636,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNHL385uIDihYbHVp3cFuNYntSie6A&ust=1375384875867029)

[Fubar2Niner]

Put a couple of pointy teeth on that and in the jugular of Mr Average and we're getting close Jim. As for the baby? Yup he still don't know where to run!

[STEED]

Just for you STEED

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/10942_zpse9ff0566.jpg

:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

BTW: The PM :har::har::har::har::up:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.maxfarquar.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Nick-Clegg-Liar.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=nick+clegg+funny&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=h6-E-oxNc339ZM&tbnid=3z32qq6Vla4TrM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.maxfarquar.com%2F2011%2F09%2F nick-clegg-deputy-prime-minister%2F&ei=lLf6UbDzMO-20QW_wICoCA&bvm=bv.50165853,d.ZGU&psig=AFQjCNHmmro06MZyu8x23co0ClEvqlPNKQ&ust=1375471870464032)

[BossMark]

Michael Fallon defends fracking comments

Typical Tory scum bag


Mr Fallon told a private meeting it would test "how thick their rectory walls are" and "whether they like the flaring at the end of the drive".

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23565258

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/9071695-1-1-522x293_zpsd07940f1.jpg
"how does this work Clegg"
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/tumblr_lrpuw6ONef1qjjck0o1_500_zps78caba45.jpg
"I dont know master"
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/DavidCamerondyfA3hcY9Ztm_zps639d64d4.jpg
"you dont know bugger all do you"
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/tumblr_lku0y7lSD41qjjck0o1_500_zps8607af7f.jpg
"I am sorry master"
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/EdMilibandNLU0d925w8Ym_zps7b957a76.jpg
"will you two clowns shut up as neither of you know sod all"

[STEED]

^^^:har::har:


Michael Fallon defends fracking comments

Typical Tory scum bag

Nimby no more, Nimtby..Not in my tory back yard.

Fracking in a Tory seat or Council, more chance of you catching a cold.

TORY SCUM AT WORK!

[STEED]

Amended in bold


More needs to be done to promote the benefits of fracking but it should only be carried out if there is "no risk" to the environment, a spokesman for Toff Boy indicated.


http://uk.news.yahoo.com/pm-backs-exciting-frack-potential-123711870.html

Go and watch Gasland Toff Boy and then come back and say that bull do-do if you dare.

[BossMark]

^^
Toff boy dont care as long as his rich toff mates are getting loads of cash :nope::nope:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2011-12/157598300-15111212.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=fracking+funny&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=eq1vroOzwsZVdM&tbnid=qhoB4VH6cGqLaM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Farticles.latimes.com%2F2011%2Fdec %2F15%2Flocal%2Fla-me-gs-fracking-rap-video-named-one-of-best-of-2011-20111215&ei=QCUBUoKnF7SU0QXiroCQBA&bvm=bv.50310824,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNH7j1MNF0C27iHqZzDnO_2-1VwRmA&ust=1375893122781922)

[STEED]

Doesn't a flaming tap break Health & Safety? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Doesn't a flaming tap break Health & Safety? :hmmm:

That's the wife's problem...she owns the kitchen :)

[BossMark]

What's the difference between a tramp and an Tory MP?

One sits about on a bench all day, usually falling asleep, enjoys long liquid lunches and contributes nothing to society.

The other's a tramp.

[Jimbuna]

LOL :)

Cameron punches a tramp


http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/cameron-punches-a-tramp-201205015179

[BossMark]

"Hi! I'm 42 years old, a Liberal-Democrat MP and - you might find this hard to believe - an honest, hard-working and decent person."

"Hi! I'm 25 years old, a prostitute and - you might find this hard to believe - a virgin."

[STEED]

That's the wife's problem...she owns the kitchen :)

You wait till she comes out the kitchen at high speed with a meat knife in one hand and a frying pan in the other. :shifty:

What's the difference between a tramp and an Tory MP?

One sits about on a bench all day, usually falling asleep, enjoys long liquid lunches and contributes nothing to society.

The other's a tramp.

:har:

[STEED]

Toff Boy gives A+E £500m, heck I bet that bloody hurt opening his steel wallet.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-23612539

Anyhow thats not the point, they would not need this crisis money if Toff Boy and Co had not used the axe on the NHS.

[Jimbuna]

Toff Boy gives A+E £500m, heck I bet that bloody hurt opening his steel wallet.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-23612539

Anyhow thats not the point, they would not need this crisis money if Toff Boy and Co had not used the axe on the NHS.

That's only a small portion of the money he took off them last year as far as I believe.

[BossMark]

Toff Boy gives A+E £500m, heck I bet that bloody hurt opening his steel wallet.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-23612539

Anyhow thats not the point, they would not need this crisis money if Toff Boy and Co had not used the axe on the NHS.
Toff boy and Co dont give a toss about the NHS, bring the Matrons back and let them run it.

[Jimbuna]

http://victoriousendeavours.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/jacques_468x454.jpg?w=500 (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=carry%20on%20matron&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=ml0lBwNwdmHLSM&tbnid=v-UyZXlURdKwBM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fvictoriousendeavours.wordpress.co m%2F2011%2F12%2F03%2Fa-policy-approach-to-dignity%2F&ei=6ugDUujpN8zY0QXEqIHYDw&bvm=bv.50500085,d.ZG4&psig=AFQjCNFOR5e6o3nOxt9fs_MWQYxhM_IOjA&ust=1376074343374704)

[XabbaRus]

Hmmm. Not that I agree with everything the coalition is doing but given we were skint when they came to power and according to the news maybe slightly less skint I can see a reason for the initial cuts. It's easy to call them names from behind a keyboard and sure everyone is entitled to an opinion but labour are hardly a credible opposition especially under Milliband what with his problems with the unions especially unite run by the odious Red Len. Btw I don't have a problem with unions just the bosses who are as hypocritical as the politicians they attack.

[STEED]

The British media is in bed with the government when it comes to economy, once again the headlines ring out UK out of recession and strong growth, Britain bounces back and goes strength to strength!

Today the FT was at it..

REALLY?

So why the hell are interest rates being held at 0.05% I ask?

Did you hear that poor excuse from Mark (Man from Goldman Sachs) Carney are new governor of the BoE, interest rates with remain where they are for another two to three years if not more and will not go up until unemployment falls to 7%. Not only working for Mr George Ponzi but also the grand plan of Goldman Sachs.

[BossMark]

My young son asked me, "What does abomination mean?"

I replied, "It's something the Tories want to do to UK."

[BossMark]

UK wages decline among worst in Europe

Figures from the House of Commons library show average hourly wages have fallen 5.5% since mid-2010, adjusted for inflation, which is the fourth-worst decline in the 27-nation bloc.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23655605


Well Toff boy I hope your bloody proud of yourself :nope::nope: but of course we all know that you just couldn't give a toss.

[Fubar2Niner]

UK wages decline among worst in Europe


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23655605


Well Toff boy I hope your bloody proud of yourself :nope::nope: but of course we all know that you just couldn't give a toss.

The thing that worries me, is that this news is actually no news at all :down:

Like I posted elsewhere, it's the 'Return to Victorian values' crap. Notice how the bastidges cared not to mention the bad side of those values tho :/\\!!

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[STEED]

The bad news is the masses don't think and will vote these scumbags back into power with such headlines like...

Labour spent all the money
Labour caused the UK recession
Labour lie
Labour can not be trusted ever again

You get the the picture folks, as I pointed out in one of my posts above about how the media are in bed with this evil government. Not one paper has questioned if we are out of recession why the heck are the interest rates still being held at 0.05%.

[Jimbuna]

Not one paper has questioned if we are out of recession why the heck are the interest rates still being held at 0.05%.

To help us poor pensioners get by on our small incomes :smug:

[BossMark]

Fracking should get public support, says Toff boy


The whole of the country must "get behind fracking", which ought to get "real public support" once its benefits are explained, toff boy has said.


What a load of bollocks we dont want it toff boy just as we dont want you.

[Jimbuna]

Looks like STEED has joined the Tories :o

Ed Miliband hit by egg on campaign trail in London

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23696920

[BossMark]

He gets around does are STEED Skegness yesterday and London today :haha:

[Jimbuna]

Aye :)

[STEED]

The egg was a wake up call for Ed.


Now where is that steaming pile of dung mixed with vomit, rotten food and maggots for Toff Boy.

[Jimbuna]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/12/16/1324051452345/Mark-Lester-as-Oliver-Twi-007.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=oliver+twist&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=gRJOoNflY8J6lM&tbnid=IKeWtN5rEZJ46M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fbooks%2Fboo ksblog%2F2011%2Fdec%2F23%2F1&ei=RmQOUp_bGpTw0gW9-oHICg&bvm=bv.50768961,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNFlcHDjDGhUugni6bCkrA63gGaxKA&ust=1376761266795890)

"I ate it by mistake STEED Sir"

[STEED]

3..2..1..BARFFFF

[BossMark]

Now where is that steaming pile of dung mixed with vomit, rotten food and maggots for Toff Boy.
Will this do for starters

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/k7090348_zps109ce959.jpg

[STEED]

More evidence of Mr Ponzi Osbourn's housing bubble..


London housing market races ahead
House prices in capital rose 8.1% in year to June, raising fears that Help to Buy scheme is fuelling new bubble


http://www.theguardian.com/business/2013/aug/13/london-housing-market-help-to-buy-scheme


Thanks for another ticking time bomb you bloody bloated pig.

[Jimbuna]

I'd get my house re-evaluated but being from up north it's probably only risen in value by ten or twenty pence :)

[STEED]

The HS2 high-speed rail project could cost more than £80bn - almost double the current estimated cost of £42.6bn, a free-market think tank has said.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23744619

I don't need some think tank to tell me that! We all know, here in the UK this sort of thing happens and the government of the day should dam well put a stop to it. Or tell the truth of the real cost, take your pick.

[STEED]

Labour has "massively failed" to get its case across to the public this summer, the party's former deputy leader Lord Prescott has said.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23744316

I have to agree, Ed must not sit back thinking he will get in to power because of this crap coalition has been bloody awful. I have no interest in what polls say but if you do Labour party / Ed Milliband polls have slumped, more so on Ed, polls of leadership. Time is running out fast now and Labour better get there act together or Toff Boy will have a massive big grin on his face come 2015 with a outright victory.

[BossMark]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23744316

I have to agree, Ed must not sit back thinking he will get in to power because of this crap coalition has been bloody awful. I have no interest in what polls say but if you do Labour party / Ed Milliband polls have slumped, more so on Ed, polls of leadership. Time is running out fast now and Labour better get there act together or Toff Boy will have a massive big grin on his face come 2015 with a outright victory.
Got to also agree Ed needs to sort his ideas out other wise well if toff boy gets in with a majority then RIP Great Britain.

[BossMark]

Nick Clegg has been declared 'fit to work' by Atos, despite clearly not having a spine.

[Jimbuna]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR-GlYAyWFcWqckVgD7R5G3dNknGAteqgJaATw5VFbluGBXBFg8 (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=nick+clegg+spineless&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=Fq__E4tRNIBXbM&tbnid=xfK8lY0XIXfUBM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.co.uk%2F2012%2 F07%2F23%2Fed-miliband-would-find-it-difficult-to-work-with-nick-clegg_n_1694103.html&ei=sqQQUtmXG6jI0AW0_oDgCw&bvm=bv.50768961,d.ZGU&psig=AFQjCNE3nGH9SJWX-u2W4dj53kdfzJczOQ&ust=1376908764374387)
The two finalists for the Mr UK Popularity contest.

[STEED]

Nick Clegg has been declared 'fit to work' by Atos, despite clearly not having a spine.


:har:

[Jimbuna]

Miliband 'is winning back voters'

Labour has been winning back support all over the country since Ed Miliband became its party leader, shadow business secretary Chuka Umunna says.
He said almost 2,000 Labour councillors had won back seats and the party had "tens of thousands" of new members.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23744948

[STEED]

Dose not mean a bar of soap that news item. When it comes to the general election people don't always vote the same way as they do in local elections.

[Jimbuna]

Well I hope there aren't too many Labour supporters thinking the same as you.

[BossMark]

David Cameron suffers 'phenomenally bad back'

I find this a very difficult feat when the tosser doesn't even have a spine!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-23755007

[Jimbuna]

The prime minister said he liked horse riding but not "bare chested"


Vladimir will appreciate that :)

[STEED]

Caroline Lucas MP arrested at a peaceful anti fracking demo while representing the everyday voter who can see this fracking for what it is. So much for democracy.

[STEED]

David Cameron suffers 'phenomenally bad back'

I find this a very difficult feat when the tosser doesn't even have a spine!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-23755007

SO WHAT! I've had back/neck problems all my life and spend every day in pain day & night. Don't expect me too say poor old dave, get stuffed Toff Boy.

[STEED]

Eight months after the government launched its flagship Green Deal scheme only 132 people have signed up to it.


So far the government has spent more than £16m on the programme


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23766117

May have something to do with all those dam phone calls pissing people off like me. :hulk:

Shortly after I took steps to rid myself of cold callers for ever, eight months on and not one has got though. :know:

[Fubar2Niner]

David Cameron suffers 'phenomenally bad back'

I find this a very difficult feat when the tosser doesn't even have a spine!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-23755007

No doubt all due to the exertion he has put himself through on his four bloody holidays the arse has had this year! Perhaps yet another holiday will put things right :stare:

[Jimbuna]

No doubt all due to the exertion he has put himself through on his four bloody holidays the arse has had this year! Perhaps yet another holiday will put things right :stare:

Most likely :)

[eddie]

Oh my -Argentina's envoy calls British prime minister 'dumb'

Them fighting words? or the truth?

http://news.msn.com/world/argentinas-envoy-calls-british-prime-minister-dumb

[Jimbuna]

Oh my -Argentina's envoy calls British prime minister 'dumb'

Them fighting words? or the truth?

http://news.msn.com/world/argentinas-envoy-calls-british-prime-minister-dumb

Sounds a bit like the kettle calling the frying pan black but they know where the islands are if they'd like another bash at it.

[eddie]

:haha::haha:

[STEED]

Dumb no, evil yes.

[BossMark]

David Cameron is to invest millions next year for the centenary of World War I by staging an accurate recreation.

In Syria.

[BossMark]

David Cameron is doing a tour of the BBC when they get to a locked room marked DANGER, he asks the guide what's on the other side?

The guide explains, behind that door, is the BBC's hot secret and If Cameron goes in and flicks a switch, the whole country will rejoice.

Cameron keen to make the country happy, demands the door be opened so he can flick the switch.

After a while the guide finally agrees to let Cameron into the secret room, just for the good of the country.

In walks Cameron, locks the door, flicks the switch, and the country celebrates as the furnace kicks in.

[STEED]

I don't trust Toff Boy on the Syrian matter and tomorrow we will see what "so called" evidence he puts before Parliament.

[BossMark]

^^^
As we all know every time Toff boy opens is gob 99.99% of what he says is lies, so I expect more of the same tomorrow.

[BossMark]

Syria crisis: Publish advice, Labour urges government

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23862114


Foreign Secretary William Hague said "all the evidence" pointed to Bashar al Assad's regime being behind the chemical weapon attack, a response to which he said would be discussed at a meeting of the five permanent members of the United Nations Security Council.


Just one simple question What evidence?

[BossMark]

David Cameron wants to reduce the amount of money crime in this country.

I know exactly where to start, by changing Prime Minister.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.outsidetoilet.co.uk/images/article_images/dave_money.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=XT1y4NGs4_AcgM&tbnid=Cr4sbu7sQteL6M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.outsidetoilet.co.uk%2F286%2Fp m-david-cameron-to-privatise-dreams-despite-g4s-olympics-blunder%2F&ei=imIfUsuZOYeM0AWFhICwCw&bvm=bv.51495398,d.ZG4&psig=AFQjCNE5ErzaQ4OIKWovbk_BACpKwgqBPw&ust=1377874829975515)

[BossMark]

David Cameron loses Commons vote on Syria action

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23892783


Hmm what next for Toff boy? as this vote as been a right slap in the face for him and his goons?

[BossMark]

Aztec emperor Montezuma had a nephew, Cuitlahac, whose name meant "plenty of excrement".

Seems David Cameron has been around a lot longer than we first though.

[Jimbuna]

David Cameron loses Commons vote on Syria action

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23892783


Hmm what next for Toff boy? as this vote as been a right slap in the face for him and his goons?

If evidence is found that Assad was behind the use of chemical weapons the next vote will be the crucial one because I believe Ed would be more supportive.

[STEED]

All we do is smash them, create a even more unstable country and make a right royal pigs ear of it.

It has nothing to do with us.


Paddy WARMONGER Ashdown your in the wrong party, go and join Toff Boy and his scum.

[BossMark]

Paddy WARMONGER Ashdown your in the wrong party, go and join Toff Boy and his scum.
So this on telly this morning, felt pulling him through the telly screen and giving him good a slap or two.

[STEED]

So this on telly this morning, felt pulling him through the telly screen and giving him good a slap or two.

Yea know what you mean.

[Fubar2Niner]

All we do is smash them, create a even more unstable country and make a right royal pigs ear of it.

It has nothing to do with us.


Paddy WARMONGER Ashdown your in the wrong party, go and join Toff Boy and his scum.

100% Agree on this..... This is not Iraq, this could be bloody serious. Just a quick question tho, isn't it a little early in toff boy's premiership to want to bolster public support by having a war? Just a thought :hmmm: