UK Politics Thread

[STEED]

How sick minded is Toffboy?

This....
'We are all Thatcherites now,' says David Cameron


You sick minded vile scab puss bucket Toffboy you are!

[BossMark]

STEED Toffboy should give a public apology then resign for coming out with statements like that.

[BossMark]

Gove urges longer days and shorter holidays for pupils

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-22202694


Might as well bring the workhouses back Gove you Tory scum bag.


The sooner we have general election and vote this shower of poop out the better.

[STEED]

Nuts to you yanks, hello France are new friends..two rating agency's down one to go. France we must work together to shake of the shackles of these rating agency's throwing their weight around lording it up over us all.

Fitch Strips UK Of AAA Rating On Debt Outlook
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/fitch-strips-uk-aaa-rating-debt-outlook-220048244--finance.html#6NuBdTN


BTW: America if you loose another one you can join the club. :03:


Time for the world to wake and tell them to sod off!


Of course we know George is in there on the master plan to wreck this country as the rating agency's are own or controlled behind the scenes by the bloody banks.

[BossMark]

Local elections 2013: Cameron attacks council 'waste'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22212141


Toff boy you are bloody hypocrite after spending 10 million on certain funeral


Well toff boy this is what is going to happen

Tories to lose 100s of councillors
Bottom wipers to lose 100s of councillors

Labour to gain 100s of councillors
UKip to gain quite a lot of councillors.

[STEED]

[B]

Tories to lose 100s of councillors
Bottom wipers to lose 100s of councillors

Labour to gain 100s of councillors
UKip to gain quite a lot of councillors.

And STEED votes for the bird with big pair of boobs, vote for the big boobs party, the only party full of naked big breasted sexy women.


Alarm clock goes off...SOD IT! It was a dream. :har: :har:

[BossMark]

And STEED votes for the bird with big pair of boobs, vote for the big boobs party, the only party full of naked big breasted sexy women.


Alarm clock goes off...SOD IT! It was a dream. :har: :har:
Or was it a dream :D
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/girls-in-bikinis-7_zps82c67d5f.jpg

[STEED]

Corrrrrrrrrrrr. :up:

[BossMark]

Cameron has today defended plans to have trainee nurses start off as health care assistants before they start nursing.

That's fine. As long as trainee politicians start off as sewer workers before they start talking poop.

[Jimbuna]

LOL :)

[sidslotm]

Tory, Conservative, Labour or Liberal, UKIP none of it matters. I don't remember how I found this article but I wish I never read it. :haha:

http://info.moneyweek.com/urgent-bulletins/the-end-of-britain?infinity=gaw~DISPL%2BSPCFC%2BThe%20End%20O f%20Britain~DISPL%2BSPCFC%2BThe%20End%20Of%20Brita in%2BPL%20telegraph.co.uk%2BKW%20%20Economy%2BTXT~ 16943897709~placement:www.telegraph.co.uk~c&gclid=CMLvyNT4xrYCFfMdtAod2wgAyQ

[Jimbuna]

It must all be true :)

[eddie]

Cameron has today defended plans to have trainee nurses start off as health care assistants before they start nursing.

That's fine. As long as trainee politicians start off as sewer workers before they start talking poop.

US politicians should start out the same way, or they should clean barns first. Especially with all the manure they spread over here!

[Jimbuna]

US politicians should start out the same way, or they should clean barns first. Especially with all the manure they spread over here!

Rgr that :)

[STEED]

So the econonmy is still in recession but has not slipped further in yet. I choose to say recession as we have not come out the second one yet, why is this goverment borrowing £2 billion a week? Answer to prop up a system that has failed and going down the drain.

[BossMark]

So the econonmy is still in recession but has not slipped further in yet. I choose to say recession as we have not come out the second one yet, why is this goverment borrowing £2 billion a week? Answer to prop up a system that has failed and going down the drain.

As long as Gideon is chancellor things will go from bad to worse. :nope:

[STEED]

As long as Gideon is chancellor things will go from bad to worse. :nope:

Wrong!

From worst to bloody slavery.

[BossMark]

Wrong!

From worst to bloody slavery.
Well yep you have a point there workhouses and the rest that comes with it.

[bertieck476]

Local elections 2013: Cameron attacks council 'waste'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22212141


Toff boy you are bloody hypocrite after spending 10 million on certain funeral


Well toff boy this is what is going to happen

Tories to lose 100s of councillors
Bottom wipers to lose 100s of councillors

Labour to gain 100s of councillors
UKip to gain quite a lot of councillors.

Just a note in the interest of balance, 3.6 million is the published figure, quite a bit lower than the headline grabbing figures bandied about.

[BossMark]

Just a note in the interest of balance, 3.6 million is the published figure, quite a bit lower than the headline grabbing figures bandied about.
Thats the figure what the Tories are telling us!!! Just another Tory lie and anyway 3.6 is 3.6 too much anyway.

[STEED]

Cameron: No UK troops to Syria


About the only thing I will go along with as long as he keeps his word

[BossMark]

as long as he keeps his word
And whats the chances of toff boy keeping his word :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

As long as he can't afford to do any other.

[Jimbuna]

I don't foresee any election surprises in my home town.


It has been a Labour seat since 1935, but challengers are hoping to pull off a shock result in South Shields.
Voters are choosing a successor to David Miliband after the former Foreign Secretary stepped down from the seat last month.
People in the town have returned a Labour MP for the past 19 general elections, most recently with a majority of 11,000.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-22316209

[BossMark]

^^^
William Hill odds
Labour 1\33
UKip 10\1
Tory 50\1
LibDums 200\1

I would put my mortgage (if I hadn't paid it off) on Labour holding that seat :yep:

[Jimbuna]

A gambling man would probably put 33k on the day before voting and pick up 34k the following day :hmmm:

[Tribesman]

I see Ken Clark is saying UKIP is made up of fruitcakes and lunatics with no real policies and a xenophobic streak....he wants to know why they are not supporting his party.

[Jimbuna]

Sounds like the pot calling the kettle black.

[STEED]

Ken Clark took a break sucking the EU Buttocks! :o

How much was he paid? Ching ching more money for Ken..£££££££

[STEED]

British public loses faith in Coalition's austerity plan as voters run out of patience with Plan A – but they still aren't convinced by the alternative

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/british-public-loses-faith-in-coalitions-austerity-plan-as-voters-run-out-of-patience-with-plan-a--but-they-still-arent-convinced-by-the-alternative-8595562.html

I don't follow polls but if you do the Tory scum have clawed back 10%. Once again the big question on peoples mind, I'm fed up with the coaltion and Tories most part but Ed Milliband for PM?

The 2015 elections will be interesting but I have a bad feeling of the result will be.

[BossMark]

^^
Yes it will be very interesting but if the Tories have the likes of Gideon, Mr nasty bastard (Ian Duncan Smith) and toff boy then Labour should and could get a working majority.

[BossMark]

Today's the day to give toff boy and his bottom wiper Clegg a bloody nose as voting starts in the local elections. So if you have got a vote today go and use it to show toff boy just how popular he isn't.

Local elections: Polls open in England and Anglesey

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22376584

[STEED]

DWP has been caught out...


Jobseekers made to carry out bogus psychometric tests
Unemployed people are told they risk losing benefits if they fail to carry out meaningless questionnaire


http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2013/apr/30/jobseekers-bogus-psychometric-tests-unemployed

Personally you can go a shove all psychometric tests up your fat arse, you place a bloody machine above a Human being you need to get your act together, fast. They are nothing more than buck passing and cop outs.

[STEED]

I voted, wont make much different's here as we got the Tory pigs running the shop and they have always ran it even on the odd NOC they held most of the seats.

Jim get your arse out the pub and stop eyeing up that bit of crumpet with the big boobs and do what must be done..:haha:

[BossMark]

^^
No voting for me in Leeds this year :hmph: but I will be keeping a very close eye on all the results. Hoping the Tory slime will get a good kicking :yep:

[Jimbuna]

I voted, wont make much different's here as we got the Tory pigs running the shop and they have always ran it even on the odd NOC they held most of the seats.

Jim get your arse out the pub and stop eyeing up that bit of crumpet with the big boobs and do what must be done..:haha:

LOL...voted early this morning before taking the boss into Newcastle for some holiday clothes.

[BossMark]

South Shields by election result

Emma Lewell-Buck (Lab) 12,493 (50.51%, -1.51%)
Richard Elvin (UKIP) 5,988 (24.21%)
Karen Allen (Con) 2,857 (11.55%, -10.04%)
Ahmed Khan (Ind) 1,331 (5.38%)
Phil Brown (Ind Soc) 750 (3.03%)
Lady Dorothy MacBeth Brookes (BNP) 711 (2.87%, -3.65%)
Hugh Annand (Lib Dem) 352 (1.42%, -12.79%) :har::har::har::har:
Howling Laud Hope (Loony) 197 (0.80%)
Thomas Darwood (Ind) 57 (0.23%)

[Jimbuna]

No surprises in the result but what I do find funny is the fact UKIP honestly believe they can do well in a general election despite the fact they have no substantive policies.

[Tribesman]

what I do find funny is the fact UKIP honestly believe they can do well in a general election despite the fact they have no substantive policies.
In truth the same could be said of your other parties, they are all lacking in substance(apart from substantial amounts of bull excrement and copious portions of mindless ideologies).

[BossMark]

No surprises in the result but what I do find funny is the fact UKIP honestly believe they can do well in a general election despite the fact they have no substantive policies.
True but I just think the Libdums percentage of the vote is bloody hilarious :rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

Well Cameron and Clegg will simply repeat what any government say in mid term regarding the usual backlash against current policies and I'm yet to be convinced any of the parties have the answer to our current problems.

The choice (in the broadest terms) as I see it is a continuation of the current austerity measures and benefits reforms which will impact mostly on the poorest or a return to big borrowing and eventual bankruptcy.

[STEED]

Bugger...The Drips win the seat hear & the Toffs still hold all the strings at County Hall.


So far looking at these results to date...Cameron will win in 2015.

The damage is not enough as it stands at this moment of this post.

[Jimbuna]

Where is your are STEED?

I'm not sure who your referring to as 'The Drips'.

[STEED]

Jim

The Drips=Liberals

:03:

[Jimbuna]

Ah, right...but which area?

I was under the impression you resided in Luton.

[STEED]

LUTON!!!!

That hole...Hmmm I seem to think here is the same, so which is the bigger blacker deeper danker hole? :hmmm:

Hertfordshire..

[Jimbuna]

Okay then, please accept my commiserations :)

[BossMark]

Bugger...The Drips win the seat hear & the Toffs still hold all the strings at County Hall.


So far looking at these results to date...Cameron will win in 2015.

The damage is not enough as it stands at this moment of this post.
The way I see it at the moment is another hung parliament with Labour the largest party (just)

[STEED]

PM vows to win back votes

I WILL NEVER EVER VOTE FOR YOU SCUMBAG.

The Thatcher years were bloody awful but compared to you, you have taken your party to a new vile low.

[Jimbuna]

"I used to be a very unloved and bullied child, But now I am older I have made everyone pay".

"Yes Mister Cameron, you certainly have".

[BossMark]

I WILL NEVER EVER VOTE FOR YOU SCUMBAG.

The Thatcher years were bloody awful but compared to you, you have taken your party to a new vile low.
When it comes nearer to the next general election I cant wait to have the Tory scum bag MP to come knocking on my door begging for votes, just so that I can tell him to piss off and also tell him a few truths as to what toff boy as done to this country and tell him I hope the fat bastard gets voted out :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Is Leeds a Tory seat?

[BossMark]

Is Leeds a Tory seat?
Elmet and Rothwell is yes first time ever my little village as had a Tory in living memory. Due to boundary changes in the last election.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elmet_and_Rothwell_%28UK_Parliament_constituency%2 9

[Jimbuna]

Elmet and Rothwell is yes first time ever my little village as had a Tory in living memory. Due to boundary changes in the last election.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elmet_and_Rothwell_%28UK_Parliament_constituency%2 9

Not surprising when you look at a drop of over 11% in the Labour vote.

I should imagine that seat is winnable for Labour next election though.

[BossMark]

I should imagine that seat is winnable for Labour next election though.
Hopefully yes those 9000 who voted for the Libdums should make a change.

[BossMark]

"Sun columnist Louise Mensch tells David Cameron to take a leaf out of Arnie's book when it comes to immigration"

Yeah Dave, bugger off and live in America

[Jimbuna]

I can see a challenge to his party leader position before the next election if there is no improvement in public opinion regarding the policies he supports.

[STEED]

The numbers have been crunched and Toff Boy is back in power, the Labour vote was down on the last County Council election. And it seems the hard line Con/Lab/Lib voters stayed at home along with those who only vote at a general election.

I would be more interested in next years council elections as this will cover more of the country & I believe there is a EU election as well which should see UKIP vote up next year.

[BossMark]

Tory MP Nigel Evans has been questioned by the police after being accused of raping two men.

I don't know why there's such a fuss......they've already buggered the rest of the country.

[Jimbuna]

The biggest Tory defector yet:


The former Chancellor of the Exchequer, Lord Lawson, has called for the UK to leave the European Union.
Writing in the Times, he said British economic gains from an exit "would substantially outweigh the costs".
He predicted any changes achieved by David Cameron's attempts to renegotiate the terms of the UK's relations with the EU would be "inconsequential".
But Downing Street said the prime minister remained "confident" that his strategy "will deliver results".
Mr Cameron is facing calls to bring forward a promised referendum on the UK's EU membership.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22429790

[STEED]

http://www.fsb.org.uk/conference2009/images/_dsc3531kc.jpg
That old fart is a bloody wind bang full of hot air and guff...All hail the EU, bow down and worship the EU or die.

[BossMark]

The only good thing the Tories are good at and thats stabbing each other and everybody else in the back.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.fsb.org.uk/conference2009/images/_dsc3531kc.jpg
That old fart is a bloody wind bang full of hot air and guff...All hail the EU, bow down and worship the EU or die.

I was referring to Lord Lawson :)

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01017/lawson_1017506c.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=lord+lawson&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=3m0bbuxVDiAmdM&tbnid=lM5qrmQ8XrbF6M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Fearth%2Fenv ironment%2Fglobalwarming%2F6634282%2FLord-Lawson-calls-for-public-inquiry-into-UEA-global-warming-data-manipulation.html&ei=mTOJUbLNEfCc0wXUuoDgBg&bvm=bv.45960087,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNHMiQoszaiFNw7dDSuyQ8e_amrt3w&ust=1368032528807964)

[STEED]

The only good thing the Tories are good at and thats stabbing each other and everybody else in the back.

Not forgetting all those sex orgy's they have!


Join the Tory party we need new DNA, all this in breeding is making us a little nuts.

[STEED]

I was referring to Lord Lawson :)

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01017/lawson_1017506c.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=lord+lawson&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=3m0bbuxVDiAmdM&tbnid=lM5qrmQ8XrbF6M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Fearth%2Fenv ironment%2Fglobalwarming%2F6634282%2FLord-Lawson-calls-for-public-inquiry-into-UEA-global-warming-data-manipulation.html&ei=mTOJUbLNEfCc0wXUuoDgBg&bvm=bv.45960087,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNHMiQoszaiFNw7dDSuyQ8e_amrt3w&ust=1368032528807964)

Another gag down the drain! AHHHRRREEEEEEE...

That is what Ken would have said about Lawson.

[Oberon]

Not Tories, but didn't feel like starting a new thread for this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2321473/Age-consent-lowered-13-stop-persecution-old-men-sex-assault-victims-SHOULDNT-anonymity-says-leading-barrister.html

http://imageshack.us/scaled/landing/51/ryv2ztykccbmmmorz5r2kdo.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Well I fundamentally disagree with her on all counts.

[Tribesman]

Not Tories, but didn't feel like starting a new thread for this:

While the actual article isn't quite as bad as the Daily Fail makes out it does contain much that I feel is totally unjustifiable, together with a small smattering of good points.
However given that Halls statements in defence of his child abuse would probably make Gary Glitter blush you must wonder about her sanity in leaping to his defence:doh:

[BossMark]

Not Tories, but didn't feel like starting a new thread for this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2321473/Age-consent-lowered-13-stop-persecution-old-men-sex-assault-victims-SHOULDNT-anonymity-says-leading-barrister.html


Think the daft cow must have been dropped on her head when she was a child.:nope:

[BossMark]

Well the cheeky buggers :D Labours put my subs up to £3.71 a month, just opened me letter now.

[Jimbuna]

LOL...mines at £1.80 :smug:

[BossMark]

LOL...mines at £1.80 :smug:
How come?


So Cameron wants carers to have the responsibility of looking after more children......David, tell us the story of your daughter and the pub lunch.. :har:

[Jimbuna]

As far as I'm aware it's because of my former trade union affiliation.

[BossMark]

As far as I'm aware it's because of my former trade union affiliation.
OK, I was a member of the NUM for 23 years 16 of these as a Labour party member but I left the Labour membership in 2000 as I was a bit peeved that Tony didn't renationalise the coal industry. Cant remember how much I paid then.
I then rejoined in late 2004 a year after I was made redundant and so this must be why my subs are more?. I don't mind as every penny helps the party:yeah:.

[Jimbuna]

IIRC it depended on your affiliation at the time of joining and you being redundant at the time I suspect that is the reason.

I did receive a letter from the party recently and I believe the price will soon increase to £1.90.

[STEED]

STAR WARS

Episode VII

Tory Dark Force Rising

The Empire has collapsed but from the ashes comes something far more nasty rises up forcing the Alliance on to food stamps and massive taxation mothballing there fleet to the scrap heap.

Just as freedom was returned to all those who fought for freedom the party is over and a new darkness spreads over everything forcing the Jedi to go on the run but Darth Cameron is closing in on them....

[STEED]

How much did Gideon pay to get the next Star Wars films to be filmed in the UK?

[Jimbuna]

How much did Gideon pay to get the next Star Wars films to be filmed in the UK?

I've heard he's going to be the new Vader.

[STEED]

Ed Miliband has rejected calls for Labour to promise a referendum on Britain's membership of the European Union.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/miliband-rules-promise-eu-referendum-140815118.html#n4xeqFW

And that is a wrap..

ToffBoy to win...crud.

[BossMark]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/miliband-rules-promise-eu-referendum-140815118.html#n4xeqFW

And that is a wrap..

ToffBoy to win...crud.
Well at least Eds telling the truth and being honest :yep: which more than we can say about toff boy:stare:

[STEED]

Well at least Eds telling the truth and being honest :yep: which more than we can say about toff boy:stare:

True as what Toffboy has done bought in a number of buy your votes in 2014 along with this fish bait one. Problem is people have a nasty habbit of taking the bait.

[Jimbuna]

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/DAVID-CAMERON-TORIES-UNEMPLOYED-DOLE-HOMELESS-POLITICAL-FUNNY-T-SHIRT-S-3XL-/00/s/NDA4WDU1MA==/$(KGrHqZHJCQE+NnrcV-oBP6,4pfSP!~~60_35.JPG (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=david+cameron+funny&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=kyPcUgdvej8zIM&tbnid=tzuNukepmNXk_M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fitm%2FDAVID-CAMERON-TORIES-UNEMPLOYED-DOLE-HOMELESS-POLITICAL-FUNNY-T-SHIRT-S-3XL-%2F140785237986&ei=X-yPUeqACeXU0QXziYCYDQ&bvm=bv.46340616,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNGjW6OiNL8QK0N39JXLhLov2pyzng&ust=1368473032882321)

[STEED]

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1784332.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/David+Cameron.jpg

Yes the unemployed scum will be shot if you re-elect me in 2015.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.cityprofile.com/forum/attachments/national-politics-debate/27815d1311102437-funny-political-cartoons-memes-political-pictures-david-cameron-politicians.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=david+cameron+funny&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=jk0Ft8Y5fEYwhM&tbnid=mWzpl1sJLtcEJM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cityprofile.com%2Fforum%2Fnat ional-politics-debate%2Ffunny-political-cartoons-memes-18687%2F&ei=EPWPUaSrBM7a0QX29gE&bvm=bv.46340616,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNE439yrRZsb2USYQGTCWIFYuXkBiQ&ust=1368475276086118)

[STEED]

Daily Moan & Groan

WARNING - The Conservative Manifesto is not fit to wipe your arse on.

[Tribesman]

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/DAVID-CAMERON-TORIES-UNEMPLOYED-DOLE-HOMELESS-POLITICAL-FUNNY-T-SHIRT-S-3XL-/00/s/NDA4WDU1MA==/$(KGrHqZHJCQE+NnrcV-oBP6,4pfSP!~~60_35.JPG (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=david+cameron+funny&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=kyPcUgdvej8zIM&tbnid=tzuNukepmNXk_M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fitm%2FDAVID-CAMERON-TORIES-UNEMPLOYED-DOLE-HOMELESS-POLITICAL-FUNNY-T-SHIRT-S-3XL-%2F140785237986&ei=X-yPUeqACeXU0QXziYCYDQ&bvm=bv.46340616,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNGjW6OiNL8QK0N39JXLhLov2pyzng&ust=1368473032882321)

They are not making them homeless, with the rent cap they are just making them all northeners:03:

[Jimbuna]

That'll be Northern Scotland then.

[STEED]

Look who is out the slammer early...



Chris Huhne and Vicky Pryce released from prison


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22507000 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22507000)

Justice fails again, so much for eight month sentence.

Do I hear a book deal?

Ching ching and the money rolls on in..£££££

[Jimbuna]

Was a bit surprised...was expecting them to serve at least half.

[STEED]

Was a bit surprised...was expecting them to serve at least half.

Friends in high places. ;)


I say old chap, we can't let that old boy be contaminated by the vermin riff raff any longer.

[Jimbuna]

Friends in high places. ;)


I say old chap, we can't let that old boy be contaminated by the vermin riff raff any longer.

Well I certainly hope not :nope:

[Tribesman]

I see your Minister of Education has revealed where he gets his statistics from.:har:

http://web.archive.org/web/20080207093045/http://uktv.co.uk/gold/stepbystep/aid/598605

[Jimbuna]

Confused :hmmm:

[Tribesman]

Confused :hmmm:
Someone put in a FOI request about sources for his "survey after survey" claim about the state of British education.
That was the "study" he had used for the figures in his speech:doh:
As a bonus can you spot how many of the 10 "fictional" people were actually real people

[Jimbuna]

I'll look it up then...not that it's of particular interest.

[Tribesman]

not that it's of particular interest.
You don't think the person in charge of education using unscientific and factually incorrect polls when making statements on future education policy is interesting?
At least IDS was using proper surveys then manipulating the figures when he made his policy speeches.

[Jimbuna]

Nothing much that the present ruling mob do interests me that much. It's not as if I could change it anyway.

[BossMark]

Look who is out the slammer early...
Justice fails again, so much for eight month sentence.

Do I hear a book deal?

Ching ching and the money rolls on in..£££££
Life on the inside (well for 8 weeks anyway):har: by Chris Huhne and Vicky Pryce.

[STEED]

Bad news for Ed...

Labour voters shift their views on welfare claimants - to the right

Pressure on Labour to adopt a tougher stance on welfare has increased after new research showed that the party’s own supporters are less sympathetic towards benefit claimants.
While the public became more sympathetic towards people in poverty during the recessions of the 1990s and late 2000s, attitudes towards claimants hardened. The change was caused by a shift amongst Labour supporters, whose views moved much closer towards people who vote Conservative

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-voters-shift-their-views-on-welfare-claimants--to-the-right-8614796.html


Good news for Toff Boy, 2015 looking good for him and bloody awful for us.

[Jimbuna]

Early days but it is beginning to look that way.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Life on the inside (well for 8 weeks anyway):har: by Chris Huhne and Vicky Pryce.

That's not their doing, nor the Tories, for the failing justice system. Only recently a driver who killed a cyclist 25 years ago, and again another cyclist more recently, got just 300 hours community service.

At the end of the day they lied, not kill someone, not rob a bank, or kidnap someone, lied. I'm sure we've all lied, even sometimes to the police. I'd rather the case was dropped with just slapped wrists and not cost the taxpaying public a small fortune for a display of 'justice' (or just desserts).

[Jimbuna]

Putting the term served to one side, he's lost an awful lot more when you weigh up the potential future consequences....all for the sake of a few penalty points and a possible driving ban.

[STEED]

Skunks always come out on top...Speaking of, Cameron Vs the anti EU lobby.

Ding ding seconds out...

In steps Toff Boy waves a wodge of money around, job done. ;)

[STEED]

Mmmm...


MPs Reject Tory EU Referendum Amendment

More than 100 MPs expressed their regret tonight at the Government's decision not to include an EU referendum Bill in its new legislative programme.
The 130 MPs backed an amendment to the Queen's Speech, tabled by Tory Eurosceptics John Baron and Peter Bone, in a House of Commons vote.
Mr Baron's amendment was signed by 92 MPs, mostly Conservative Eurosceptics. But, despite the support, it was defeated by 277 votes to 130, majority 147.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/commons-rejects-tory-eu-referendum-amendment-184307236.html#XpiSUIk


Toffboy needs to wave more money around, will he?

[Jimbuna]

I doubt it.

[BossMark]

A&E must change or face collapse, NHS warned

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-22529561


The NHS is safe in Tory hands :har: :har:


333 donations from private healthcare sources totalling £8.3 million gifted to the Tories. THIS IS WHAT IT,S ALL ABOUT:nope:

[Jimbuna]

Also, because of the reduction in funding for social care, over one million extra people visited A&E because there were few if any alternative options.

[Jimbuna]

No surprises here then...


A doctor who worked for the private company which assesses people for disability benefits says its methods are "unfair".
Greg Wood, a former Royal Navy doctor, resigned from Atos earlier this month, after working as an assessor for two-and-a-half years.
He told the BBC the system was "skewed against the claimant".


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22546036

[BossMark]

^^
Heartless Tory bastards will have told them to "make them fit for work no matter what"

[STEED]

A member of David Cameron's inner circle has reportedly described Tory activists as "mad swivel-eyed loons".
The senior figure blamed local Conservative associations for pressuring Tory MPs into supporting a eurosceptic amendment to the Queen's Speech.


http://uk.news.yahoo.com/cameron-ally-calls-tory-activists-loons-091511468.html#iZQEhH7

Please feel free to tear yourselves apart.

[Jimbuna]

I was just about to post this:


No 10 has denied that "anyone in Downing Street" made comments reported in several newspapers describing Tory activists as "mad, swivel-eyed loons".
The reports suggested a figure close to the PM used the term when blaming members for pressuring MPs over Europe.
Internet rumours later implicated Tory co-chairman Lord Feldman, but he denied making any "derogatory comments" and said he was taking legal advice.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22579346

[BossMark]

Thats what I like to hear the Tories at war with each other :haha:

[STEED]

Did the party chairman on the news said people are leaving the party...

[Jimbuna]

Did the party chairman on the news said people are leaving the party...

Not whilst the drinks at the bar are free.

[STEED]

:rotfl2:


The Tory Party.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crimeshots.com/forums/images/smilies/cttequila_e0.gif

[STEED]

Here comes Grant Shapps..."It's all lies no one said it trust me I know and here have some of this micky mouse money shut your gob and go away".

[STEED]

Did you miss the new Conservative Party Political Broadcast?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzPJSuAQnbE

The new budget

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI7fudmO7FY

The conference

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg-4ATrE8n0

[STEED]

The internal Tory spat is now getting top billing on the news, I wonder how much money Toff Boy used to try to get it off the news? :rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

Did you miss the new Conservative Party Political Broadcast?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzPJSuAQnbE

The new budget

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI7fudmO7FY

The conference

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg-4ATrE8n0

Those links certainly bring back a few memories :)

[BossMark]

Did you miss the new Conservative Party Political Broadcast?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzPJSuAQnbE

The new budget

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI7fudmO7FY

The conference

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg-4ATrE8n0

Nice find STEED :har::har::har::har:

[STEED]

Is the love affair on the rocks?

David Cameron (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/david-cameron/) has hinted that he could attempt to govern without the (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/david-cameron/)Liberal Democrats (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/liberal-democrats) if disputes within the coalition made it impossible to continue.
The Prime Minister said that if difficulties between his Conservatives and (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/david-cameron/)Nick Clegg (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/nick-clegg/)'s Lib Dems meant the Government could not get things done "we'd have to face the new circumstances in whatever way we should".
(http://uk.news.yahoo.com/david-cameron/)

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/pressure-mounts-over-loons-claim-083559715.html#Pp0Wha0

[Jimbuna]

Cobblers!!...that would result in a hung parliament and he would have to go to the Queen and ask permission to have an election.....simply something he wouldn't win in the present political climate.


More Tory propaganda.

[STEED]

Prime Minister David Cameron (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/david-cameron/) is "losing control of his party", Conservative Party (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/conservative-party/) grandee Geoffrey Howe said on Sunday, as a row raged over whether a close aide to Cameron had labelled grassroots activists "mad, swivel-eyed loons".


http://uk.news.yahoo.com/cameron-losing-control-rift-party-core-widens-115644435.html#eVpE28f


Is Toff Boy about to move into the bunker? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Seriously doubt it...the bugga is far more astute than that.

[STEED]

Seriously doubt it...the bugga is far more astute than that.

Dam..I was looking forward to the film.


DOWNFALL
The last days of a Mad Greedy Toff

[Jimbuna]

LOL :)

[STEED]

Jeremy Hunt told the BBC's Jeremy Vine the Tories were united over Europe

One more time....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGor7ZyCawI


All together now, come on jim, Bossmark & I get you started. :har:

[Jimbuna]

:har::har::har:

[BossMark]

Tories united in Europe, more chance of Arsenal winning next years champions league :haha:

[BossMark]

Those diddy men just about sum the whole Tory party up :rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.maxfarquar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/David-Cameron-Speech-On-Europe.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=david+cameron+europe+funny&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=-eS4RoFczFwNoM&tbnid=7hMKwBpX4mEd5M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.maxfarquar.com%2F2013%2F01%2F david-cameron-europe-speech-renegotiation%2F&ei=UheaUYSXJKmU0AWRq4B4&bvm=bv.46751780,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNFvrgdopWgJqq3Izeth1IIeyT6-ww&ust=1369139383279288)

[BossMark]

love how Toff boy tells everybody we will 'Never give in to terror.'

Easy for him to say when you have armed guards. I just have my trainers to rely on.

[Jimbuna]

That is what any politician the world over would say and perfectly sensible imo.

[STEED]

Commons Speaker's wife Sally Bercow has settled a libel action brought by Lord McAlpine


http://uk.news.yahoo.com/court-bercow-tweet-libellous-100839056.html#ceFREuy


Dose he get to screw her? :hmmm:

[BossMark]

Dose he get to screw her? :hmmm:
I think he already as :har:

[STEED]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/clegg-gives-tory-backbenchers-both-barrels-094421808.html#eJqNVdk


Clegg gets tough with tory back benchers... :har: :har: :har:

[BossMark]

Clegg gets tough with Tory back benchers :rotfl2::rotfl2: I don't think he would know what that word means even it came out and kicked him in the balls (which we all know that he hasn't got any in the first place though) :har::har:

[Jimbuna]

A classic example of one of the potential consequences of social networking sites.

[BossMark]

Warnings over flagship projects

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22664672


You have failed and let our country down, so now do the honourable thing and piss off and call a general election now!!!

[STEED]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YEGG_ddkCHY/ULFoLl5oU1I/AAAAAAAAJHI/oRe5jpeMKXI/s1600/david_cameron_452622t.jpg

Hay dude lay off with the bad vibes me and cleggy have delivered, chill out bro and smoke your hemp pipe.

[STEED]

BBC News

Deputy PM Nick Clegg quoted from the Koran


Now why would he do that as he dose not believe in god, therefore no world religion means a thing to him.

[BossMark]

^^
Lets not forget we all know that Clegg lives in cloud cuckoo land :yep:

[Jimbuna]

The article in that link made for some good but worrying reading.

[STEED]

http://harrylangford.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Clegg.jpg
Jim let me lay my hands on you and you will see you need not worry any more as I give you a sloppy wet kiss.

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/Clegg_zps17f4c7e4.jpg
"BossMark, STEED, Jim I promise not to wipe toff boys bottom any more so please lay off me"

[Synthfg]

And he said about £53 pounds a week...right then £53 it is for one year and all you will have in the bank £5000, just watch it vanish paying off bills, renewing stuff and repairs that are needed.

TRY LIVING IN MY WORLD YOU SCUMBAG TORY!

The article in that link made for some good but worrying reading.

It's a good thing that the government is finally doing this
Far better to have public oversight and early warning of projects steering into danger than the last mob who just kept sinking money into black holes hoping nobody noticed

[BossMark]

It's a good thing that the government is finally doing this

Doing what? making the rich even bloody richer?

[STEED]

More cuts on the way...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/osborne-strikes-deals-latest-spending-cuts-073219580.html;_ylt=AviB8h0R.iJn3lVHsfUjElPpfMl_;_ ylu=X3oDMTQwNWl0NzExBG1pdANKdW1ib3Ryb24gRWNvbm9teV NTRiBNRARwa2cDMGQxOTE3NDItNzBhZS0zYTU4LTkwMGUtYTRk NTlhYmMxMmQ0BHBvcwMyBHNlYwNtZWdhdHJvbgR2ZXIDMmNmOD A5MTItYzc3NS0xMWUyLWExYmMtNmFmYWQzNmMzM2Q5;_ylg=X3 oDMTJpcm05Z3Y0BGludGwDZ2IEbGFuZwNlbi1nYgRwc3RhaWQD BHBzdGNhdANidXNpbmVzc3xlY29ub215BHB0A3NlY3Rpb25zBH Rlc3QDYnVja2V0X3JlbW92ZWQ-;_ylv=3#Qd8Iwxg


Love the comment in the comments section IDS being the Sheriff of Nottingham, too bloody true.



May 9th 2013 Telegraph
Under the plan, the Treasury has committed £3.5bn of shared equity loans to housebuyers and billions more under a new “mortgage guarantee” that moves some default risk on as much as £130bn of new lending from the banks to the taxpayer.
The Chancellor hailed it as a “dramatic intervention to get our housing market moving” by helping buyers lacking large deposits onto the housing ladder. However, economists have warned that it risks inflating another unsustainable property bubble and repeating the US error of subsidising sub-prime lending.


Another housing bubble in the making from Mr Ponzi Osborne.

[STEED]

http://syesworldview.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/image95.jpg

[Jimbuna]

LOL :)

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/seven1_zps99a94219.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://www.mydavidcameron.com/images/berk1.jpg

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/cam-nhs1_zps6f91cf26.jpg

[STEED]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/seven1_zps99a94219.jpg

Vote Tory and we will give you all the Power Rangers you want, then we TAX you into the dirt and clamp you in Irons.

[Jimbuna]

http://mydavidcameron.com/images/estate1.jpg

[STEED]

Nahhh...the S&M look more like.

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/dole1_zps357d788c.jpg

[Catfish]

What's up with you ?
Back then the right-wing establishment stood for employment, exploiting nature no matter what and the chance for a better life (seldomly accomplished by 'lower classes'), but now that ?
What happened ?

Don't tell me you have realized their agenda, or even changed to god-denying communist lefties ? What shall the US think of you :03:

[STEED]

I see the Tory scum want the snoopers charter back on the agenda, why? M.I.5 states we have what we need in place and other security advisors in that area have said the same thing.

[Jimbuna]

Go for it STEED...I know your after a job and I'm confident you'd make a good 'snooper' :O:

[STEED]

Tory scum in bed with Goldman Sachs & UBS, all set to rip the Royal Mail apart and pick the flesh right off the bone.


LONDON (Reuters) - The government has appointed Goldman Sachs and UBS as the lead banks to run a London stock market listing of Royal Mail (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/royal-mail/).


http://uk.news.yahoo.com/government-appoints-lead-banks-royal-mail-listing-124340395.html#GpQOdcu

Meanwhile on the radio I just heard almost 500,000 now use food banks in the UK! Yes we are doing well under the bleeding pus Tory scabs, if your a stinking rich swine or a short sighted Tory arse licker.

[STEED]

Update to above..


Hungry Britain: welfare cuts leave more than 500,000 people forced to use food banks, warns Oxfam
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/hungry-britain-welfare-cuts-leave-more-than-500000-people-forced-to-use-food-banks-warns-oxfam-8636743.html


Earlier this month, Tim Lang, a former adviser to the World Health Organisation and one of Britain's leading food policy experts, told The Independent that he feared food banks were becoming "institutionalised" and taking Britain back to a "Dickensian" model of welfare.



WE ARE GOING BACKWARDS UNDER THIS EVIL TORY & CO.

[BossMark]

Just seen it on the news about food banks, and does toff boy and his bullingdon club chums care??? do they bloody hell:nope:

[Jimbuna]

WE ARE GOING BACKWARDS UNDER THIS EVIL TORY & CO.

If things get much worse I fear those food banks may eventually become blood banks :nope:

[Jimbuna]

David Cameron is said to be thrilled with the appointment of Mark Hughes at Stoke City.

It now makes him only the second most incompetent bugga in employment in the UK.

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/seehim1_zpsee87eefc.jpg

[BossMark]

Tory MP Patrick Mercer resigns

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22727903
Well hope that's one less Tory to worry about :yep:



"In the meantime, to save my Party embarrassment, I have resigned the Conservative Whip and have so informed Sir George Young.
Your whole bloody party is an embarrassment :haha:

[Jimbuna]

I wonder what precisely it is alleged he has done :hmmm:

[Herr-Berbunch]

I wonder what precisely it is alleged he has done :hmmm:

Panorama alleges him to have broken lobbying rules. Probably true, the only right way is for a ban on lobbyists and lobbying. The whole thing is set up for corruption.

[STEED]

Panorama alleges him to have broken lobbying rules. Probably true, the only right way is for a ban on lobbyists and lobbying. The whole thing is set up for corruption.

You want see the size of the Banking lobby, make your eyes spin.

[Herr-Berbunch]

You want see the size of the Banking lobby, make your eyes spin.

No thanks. Just put all lobbyists in prison for extorting the taxpapers for their own (and their employer's) gains. They make journalists, estate agents (realtors for our cousins), lawyers, and Ryanair pale into insignificance. :nope:

[STEED]

Now that is a good idea. :yeah:

[BossMark]

It's been discovered that David Cameron was a test tube baby.

Apparently he wasn't worth a shag back then either.








Just joined the 10,000 club.

[STEED]

Just joined the 10,000 club.

10,000...I hate the Tory scums
10,000...Pints
10,000...Laid women
10,000...Plates of bangers & mash
10,000...Posts yet to come

10,000...Other reasons not yet posted by STEED & here comes jim with a funny picture.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/star-wars/funny-star-wars-pictures-9.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=10000+club+funny&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=qcx5sN3zpl2q0M&tbnid=MwyuGnWpuGpR1M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.disboards.com%2Fshowthread.ph p%3Fp%3D41531026&ei=EPuoUcmsIaG_0QXJ3oGADg&bvm=bv.47244034,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNGfO_DXF_SGuhXOOMMh5DsyB0WzYQ&ust=1370115180783562)

[Moonlight]

It's no wonder the bankers have so much influence in the houses of ill repute.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/kick-bankers-man-remembrancer-out-1874811

[BossMark]

Two Labour Lords resign.

To be honest, I'm more upset about the Time Lord quitting.

[nikimcbee]

Two Labour Lords resign.

To be honest, I'm more upset about the Time Lord quitting.

So what are you and Steed going to do now?:hmm2:

[BossMark]

So what are you and Steed going to do now?:hmm2:
Not sure about me yet but STEEDS is going to be the new Dr Who :haha:

[STEED]

Cool. :|\\:sunny:

[STEED]

Britain will bring in lobbyists' register, says Clegg after scandal


[B][SIZE=1]http://uk.news.yahoo.com/britain-bring-lobbyists-register-says-deputy-pm-scandal-083411653.html

And what of the Banking lobby? You can bet your arse not a dam thing will be done there.

[BossMark]

Who cares what Clegg the bottom wiper as to say as most it is after the horse as bolted and the rest is a load of poop.

[STEED]

And another whip goes and this one is not a Tory..


Liberal Democrat MP Mike Hancock has resigned the party whip while he contests allegations of sexual assault.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-22762923

[BossMark]

Scottish Tory Party conference: David Cameron says 'our Union' protects job

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-22805150


What the hell does toff know about unions all he cares about are his rich chums.


But you have to feel sorry for the Scots what a horrible choice they have to make.

They have Alec Salmond
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/Jabba_the_Hutt_zpseb697c72.png
Or toff boy
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/DavidCameronMeetsSupportersAfterSuccessfulkjJd4c2c dcHm_zps1f94c843.jpg
Sweet mother of god what horrid choice at this moment in time :nope:

[STEED]

George PONZI Osborne



George Osborne's Help to Buy scheme 'a moronic policy'

Leading analyst says chancellor's flagship scheme artificially inflates prices and drives the young into 'indentured servitude'



http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2013/jun/04/george-osborne-help-to-buy-moronic

Five former BoE economists, Mervyn King out going BoE Govornor, the IMF along with others have spotted this.

It's is a bloody...PONZI SCHEME.

[BossMark]

Nadine Dorries faces 'I'm A Celebrity fee' inquiry

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22816229


If toff boy had any balls (which most of us know he hasn't) would have sacked her months ago so get rid of her now call a by election and hopefully it will be one less Tory sleeze bag to worry about.

[STEED]

The problem with the rich is they have it all and still they are not happy. When you have a rich political party in power all they want to do is give everyone below them a bloody hard time...Even that is still not enough for them!

[STEED]

Please No..


Austerity 'may last until 2020'
Two influential think tanks have warned that austerity measures in the UK could still be in place when the 2020 election takes place.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22819843



"We are still as far away from the (budget deficit) target as we were in 2010," the Institute for Fiscal Studies and the Institute for Government said.


And what has Mr Ponzi been telling us all...We are on target clearing the deficit. More like on Target screwing the poor even more.

[BossMark]

Toff boy says "we are in this altogether" but what toff boy actually means is "sod all you poor working class plebs I couldn't give a toss about you"

[BossMark]

Tim Yeo to step aside amid probe into committee coaching claim

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22844988


Tories and sleaze really go together don't they :nope:, its nearly as bad as when John Major was in charge :stare:

[Jimbuna]

No big surprises there then.

[STEED]

David Cameron promises £1m 'Longitude Prize' for big ideas

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22892443


Round up all the Toffs and make them poor.

Disband the Conservative party.

Hang criminal bankers

Let banks go to the wall that have failed...NO MORE BLOODY BAILOUTS!

Get out of the EU.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.private-eye.co.uk/pictures/captions/nigel_farage.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=W0P71OwpVKYZGM&tbnid=AraTcLwRJxYLwM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.private-eye.co.uk%2Findex.php%3Fissue%3D1340&ei=rkS_Udr5KOWM0AWu4oCoCw&bvm=bv.47883778,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNGDXYhmmDS_vwtEP34CNNJbeFoz-A&ust=1371575674995319)

[STEED]

Europe and the US have launched talks on a free trade deal which Prime Minister David Cameron believes could add £100 billion to the European Union (EU) economy.


http://uk.news.yahoo.com/syria-set-dominate-g8-summit-101607517.html#wLge43J

Well there you have it EU first UK last. Cameron do you know the EU has not had its accounts signed off for 15 years now. What dose that tell you?

[Jimbuna]

Small change for the Eurocrats :)

[BossMark]

http://www.private-eye.co.uk/pictures/captions/nigel_farage.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=W0P71OwpVKYZGM&tbnid=AraTcLwRJxYLwM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.private-eye.co.uk%2Findex.php%3Fissue%3D1340&ei=rkS_Udr5KOWM0AWu4oCoCw&bvm=bv.47883778,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNGDXYhmmDS_vwtEP34CNNJbeFoz-A&ust=1371575674995319)
This bloke is a Tory in disguise :yep:

[STEED]

George PONZI Osborne you have rec'd a warning!


Building Societies are warning of the danger of a house price bubble, unless the government takes action.
The Building Societies Association (BSA) said the government needs to have an exit strategy from its Help to Buy scheme.
Without that it said there was a danger of "a seriously distorted housing market, and the very real risk of a future price bubble".


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22949429

So will Mr PONZI wake up? No he will not, he is a money grabbing son of a bitch and to hell with everyone else.

[Jimbuna]

Won't bother me....I'd welcome a housing price rise what with being a pensioner and all that :)

[STEED]

Bubbles burst jim, and the fall out always hits us apart from the Toffs.

[Jimbuna]

I fear you may well be right.

[Dan D]

Coco the Scab (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isM1aKgV0zM)

[BossMark]

Jail reckless bankers, standards commission urges

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22954586


Well what reckon to this STEED?

[Jimbuna]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01542/Bob-Diamond_1542495c.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=3WabLy-DsYfZTM&tbnid=ygtuvRDATx76aM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fukne ws%2F6797774%2FBarclays-chief-Bob-Diamond-admits-banks-failed-to-manage-bonuses.html&ei=-fnBUbSvBqGn0QWotYH4Cg&bvm=bv.47883778,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNHgYJwh-cp0nNot77vqXUUV6wV-AQ&ust=1371753317877147)
"I'm sure STEED can take a joke"

[STEED]

Jail reckless bankers, standards commission urges

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22954586


Well what reckon to this STEED?

To quote BossMark..."Bollocks".


What a load of guff, it will never happen as the power of the Banks could cause the UK great harm...Hang on they have. I rest my case.

[Jimbuna]

Give us a song George :sunny:


George Osborne has ruled out performing a duet with namesake crooner Jeffrey Osborne, after US President Barack Obama repeatedly got their names mixed up at the G8 summit.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22983660

[STEED]

Obama he is...Mr PONZI got that.

[BossMark]

To quote BossMark..."Bollocks".


What a load of guff, it will never happen as the power of the Banks could cause the UK great harm...Hang on they have. I rest my case.
Now why am I not surprised with this answer :haha:

[Jimbuna]

Councils 'face 10% central government funding cut'...much more of this and our roads and streets will be as dark as North Korea...


Councils face a 10% cut in the funding they get from central government as part of the coalition's spending plans for 2015/16, the BBC has been told.
Sources say Communities and Local Government Secretary Eric Pickles has accepted in principle that the £21bn budget could be reduced by this amount.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22995128

[STEED]

Councils 'face 10% central government funding cut'...much more of this and our roads and streets will be as dark as North Korea...



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22995128

It's already dark around here, two out of three street lamps are switched off at midnight!

[Jimbuna]

It's already dark around here, two out of three street lamps are switched off at midnight!

Are you being serious? :hmmm:

[Tribesman]

Councils 'face 10% central government funding cut'...much more of this and our roads and streets will be as dark as North Korea...

A 10% cut isn't really much.
Though of course if you take the 10% cut and then factor in the huge expenditure increases councils now have to budget for due to benefit reforms it is a bloody massive cut.
I think Westminster Council forecast that the "savings" on housing are going to cause a 60% increase in expenditure for them.

[Jimbuna]

Highly likely....'fun' times ahead.

[Jimbuna]

Government borrowing is now showing signs of increasing despite recent windfalls.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22999023

[Spiced_Rum]

It's already dark around here, two out of three street lamps are switched off at midnight!

How many people are out after midnight, and actually need the street lights? Could keep them on a bit later on Friday and Saturday night for the party crowd. A good way to save the electricity bill, and then not have to make savings elsewhere. Also means that street lights do not shine into bedroom windows all night and disturbing peoples sleep.

I have often thought it would be cheaper to pay for each house in a street to have a town hall sponsored solar panels so that natural energy can be collected and used in the community. I think they are developing small solar panels for street lights.

[BossMark]

Dear burglar, I'm going on Holiday now.
Unfortunately there's nothing left for you to steal.

The Tories beat you to it.

[Jimbuna]

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash4/373702_194292177314684_316755371_n.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=funny%20tory&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=j5z65gCZrz7b3M&tbnid=ILSMteAnWogXrM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fpages%2FDavid-cameron-is-a-political-idiot%2F194292177314684%3Fsk%3Dphotos&ei=tJnEUc3ZFa2g0wWGn4GwCA&bvm=bv.48293060,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNHWJ2xxS-fJPn8LKyZNQur5qWq-6g&ust=1371925294479276)

[STEED]

Dear burglar, I'm going on Holiday now.
Unfortunately there's nothing left for you to steal.

The Tories beat you to it.

Dear BossMark all holidays have been cancelled.

Yours
Big Sexy

AKA David Cameron

[Jimbuna]

You couldn't make this up :)


Nigel Farage admits offshore tax 'mistake'

UK Independence Party leader Nigel Farage said he "felt uncomfortable" about setting up a trust fund in the Isle of Man but insisted he did not avoid or evade tax.
The MEP told the BBC that he opened the fund in 2003 to reduce his family's inheritance tax bills but quickly realised that he had made an "error".
Such funds were no longer appropriate for politicians, he suggested.
The Conservatives said that Mr Farage had "questions to answer".


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23001529

[Spiced_Rum]

How do you use your cash card when the bank is offshore? Does this mean you can only write cheques.

[Jimbuna]

Liquid assets.

[Gerald]

Offshore banks are common, just a different side of the bank.

[Spiced_Rum]

What, you deposit your treasure with them and they give you barrels of rum in return. I like the sound of liquid assets, except I would end up drinking them instead of storing them in the cellar.:arrgh!:

[STEED]

Liquid assets.


Pint of real ale jim and make it fast. :up:

BossMark will have six and a packet of pork scratchings. :up:

[Jimbuna]

What, you deposit your treasure with them and they give you barrels of rum in return. I like the sound of liquid assets, except I would end up drinking them instead of storing them in the cellar.:arrgh!:

Pint of real ale jim and make it fast. :up:

BossMark will have six and a packet of pork scratchings. :up:

LOL :)

[TarJak]

Pint of real ale jim and make it fast. :up:

BossMark will have six and a packet of pork scratchings. :up:

If Jim's buying I'll have a pint as well.:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

Too late...I'm busy.

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/8230/dorstig6wi.gif

[BossMark]

Cant believe president Obama got George Osborne's name wrong ' everyone knows its Gideon.

[STEED]

Mr PONZI Gideon

Seen his CV? How the hell did he get to become our Chancellor, we would be better off cloning Guy the Gorilla and putting Guy 2 in charge.

[BossMark]

He only got to be chancellor because he his toff boys best mate and Bullingdon club chum.

[STEED]

He only got to be chancellor because he his toff boys best mate and Bullingdon club chum.

Taking a hot poker up the backside.

[Jimbuna]

Well you know what they say..."Don't spare the rod".

[Spiced_Rum]

I was going to Santa Fe but now Hot Rod racing does not sound like as much fun

[STEED]

Chancellor George Osborne will claim the British economy is "moving from rescue to recovery" as he unveils his fresh round of spending cuts for Whitehall.


http://uk.news.yahoo.com/osborne-economy-leaving-intensive-care-002245456.html

This bloated corrupt filthy dirty twisted abomination two face hound of a PONZI scumbag is unfit to be a bloody toilet cleaner.

[BossMark]

Its moving all right STEED from bad to bloody worse with this idiot in charge of our economy, its screw you working class but if your a toff then all will be good for you.

It will be typical nasty party pick on the weak and the poor...........

[BossMark]

Chancellor PONZI Gideon has said that the UK's economy is 'leaving intensive care'.

If it's in an NHS hospital, we're knackered.

[Jimbuna]

Chancellor PONZI Gideon has said that the UK's economy is 'leaving intensive care'.

If it's in an NHS hospital, we're knackered.

LOL :)

[Jimbuna]

Looks like STEED and you won't be able to afford to get old at this rate :)


The future of pensioner benefits is looking increasingly likely to be a key battleground at the next general election.
Chancellor George Osborne told the BBC that affordability would need to be looked at beyond the election.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23030195

[STEED]

Yep its started, kick the you know what out of pensioners.

Goodbye bus passes, goodbye winter fuel allowance, goodbye free TV license, goodbye free medical prescriptions and all the rest.

Slavery will return, work until you drop dead.

Thanks Toff Boy and your filthy bankers.

[STEED]

Mr Ponzi open your window and take a whiff of the air and smell that smell of rotten stagnation. Recovery my fat arse you evil swine, time to carry out a exorcism of Downing Street and rid it of these evil Demons.

[Jimbuna]

http://orderorder.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/osbornedevil.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=george+osborne+devil&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=dFOGImA08m1hKM&tbnid=r8z7oed4J1KVRM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Forder-order.com%2Ftag%2Fgeorge-osborne%2Fpage%2F5%2F&ei=kiLLUebdMoOe0QWbxYHYBg&bvm=bv.48340889,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNHFVsWaBnxIhIvPaUSZT0Z-Rf1klA&ust=1372353542850986)

[Fubar2Niner]

@Jim

LOL........ So funny, but, so true :(

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[Jimbuna]

I'm afraid my party has lost just about all credibility since stating that the Tory cuts are mostly unavoidable :nope:

[Fubar2Niner]

I think the working man's party came to a sorrowful end a score and ten years ago mate, unfortunately :(

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[BossMark]

I'm afraid my party has lost just about all credibility since stating that the Tory cuts are mostly unavoidable :nope:
A bit disappointed on that account also :wah:

[BossMark]

After the success of the documentary 'The Man With The 10 Stone Testicles' Channel 4 have an announced a further documentary featuring a man with no testicles.

'An Audience with Nick Clegg' airs on August 19th.

[Fubar2Niner]

Bloody hell I got to watch that :haha: Nice one BM

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[STEED]

After the success of the documentary 'The Man With The 10 Stone Testicles' Channel 4 have an announced a further documentary featuring a man with no testicles.

'An Audience with Nick Clegg' airs on August 19th.

Can't wait..

BBC are doing a series on fetishes, Ian Ducan Smith wears nappys! May skip that one just too much overload.

[STEED]

From Merv our outgoing BoE Governor


While banks were entitled to lobby government on the general shape of banking law, for them to try to influence specific supervisory decisions risked making a mockery of independent regulation, King said.
King also criticised banks for complaining to the media about regulatory decisions during negotiations.


Big bloody deal, why didn't he act when he had the chance the bungling fool. Now on his way in Mr Ponzi's best friend Mark Carney who worked for Goldman Sachs! Bloody Hell Fire We Are Screwed!!!


involved in Goldman's work with the 1998 Russian financial crisis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1998_Russian_financial_crisis).
Goldman's role in the Russian crisis was criticized at the time because while the company was advising Russia it was simultaneously betting against the country's ability to repay its debt.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Carney

Mr Ponzi must be wetting his pants with excitement of another Ponzi scumbag.

[Jimbuna]

£10 for a posh burger...what say thee STEED? :)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23077801