This is the comment thread!

[Jimbuna]

Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.

[Jimbuna]

Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.

[Sean C]

Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.


I'm stealing that one for a sign at work.

[Jimbuna]

I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.

[Jimbuna]

We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.

[Jimbuna]

If you know something will go wrong and you do everything to stop it from happening, then something else will go wrong.

[Von Due]

Newcastle, we need to have a talk.
You need to demand the name of that brown ale will no longer be associated with your city. Also, if reps from Heineken can get a good kick in the marraccas, the beer world would be most appreciative.

[Jimbuna]

Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.

[mapuc]

We have a thread called
"What Are You Doing In Real Life II"

With my memory, It should be called

What Are I Doing In Real Life ?


Markus

[Jimbuna]

Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.

[Jimbuna]

The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.

[Jimbuna]

Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain.

[Jimbuna]

Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.

[Jimbuna]

Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.

[mapuc]

^As long it isn't chocolate cake or chokolade dessert, I like it as candy.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.

[Jimbuna]

There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.

[mapuc]

^ Link

www, exit front door-bicycle for some miles and your are in the.nature

Markus

[Moonlight]

I disagree Markus, exit front door and turn left to No39, knock on front door and ask the single blonde hottie if she needs any DIY repairs doing, if none need doing invite yourself in for a cuppa and listen for the tongue wagging to start. :haha:

[mapuc]

I disagree Markus, exit front door and turn left to No39, knock on front door and ask the single blonde hottie if she needs any DIY repairs doing, if none need doing invite yourself in for a cuppa and listen for the tongue wagging to start. :haha:

:har:
I don't think Jim's better half would prefer Jim doing this.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

The thought of being castrated with a blunt bread knife has absolutely no appeal to me.

[Jimbuna]

I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom.

[Catfish]

^ me too :)

Revenge is beneath me.
Accidents, however, will happen.

[Jimbuna]

For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.

[Eisenwurst]

I like Chocolate Mousse, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

[Catfish]

I like Chocolate Mousse, but I couldn't eat a whole one.
:hmmm: :O:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAbWQFM4G24

[Jimbuna]

When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.

[Jimbuna]

I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.

[Jimbuna]

But doctor, where is the umbilical cord? New technology, it's wireless.

[Jimbuna]

If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday!

[Jimbuna]

I was addicted to soap for 5 years. I just had to use it, every day, in the shower, at the sink… sometimes even at work... But now I’m finally clean.

[Jimbuna]

Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double.

[Jimbuna]

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

[Jimbuna]

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

[Jimbuna]

Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.

[Catfish]

Donald Rumsfeld is survived by the love of his life, the Iraq war.

[Jimbuna]

https://i.postimg.cc/cJ8Zxc6y/197287790-10160957925932067-2654126108522362428-n.jpg (https://postimg.cc/SXqHVCWD)

[Catfish]

^ Well said :yep:

(but then .. we can kill each other about who shook the jar..)

[Jimbuna]

Nah, we could save all that killing if we just both agreed to blame it on the EU :)

[mapuc]

Blame it on the Politicians

Markus

[Catfish]

Nah, we could save all that killing if we just both agreed to blame it on the EU :)
:hmmm:
:hmmm::hmmm:
Deal :up:

:har:

[Jimbuna]

If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you are overdressed.

[Jimbuna]

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

[Jimbuna]

A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.

[Jimbuna]

I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

[Jimbuna]

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

[Jimbuna]

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

[Jimbuna]

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

[Jimbuna]

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

[Jimbuna]

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

[Jimbuna]

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

[Catfish]

"COVID Denying bank robbers caught quickly by security footage
after refusing to wear masks during heist"

[Jimbuna]

Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?

[Catfish]

To US anti vaxxers:
"Have you considered the possibility that anti-vaccine propaganda could be an attempt by the Russians or Chinese to weaken the health of the United States population?"
Short moment of cognitive dissonance, then
"Gimme that jab!"

[Jimbuna]

I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

[mapuc]

“That's one small step for mankind one giant leap for tourism"

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

[Jimbuna]

He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.

[Jimbuna]

When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you.

[Jimbuna]

Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.

[Jimbuna]

Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.

[Jimbuna]

Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.

[mapuc]

Some of us have more rights than others in this forum.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.

[Aktungbby]

People worry about the afterlife: 72 virgins , happy hunting grounds, eternal happiness etc...I sometimes wonder if this turn on the planet isn't the afterlife in which case what horrible deed did I do to end up here... Gadzooks! Somebody reads my posts!:O: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=12000:har:

[Jimbuna]

My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.

[mapuc]

Our beliefs is based on what other have stated.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.

[Jimbuna]

I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'

[Jimbuna]

When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.

[Cyborg322]

Trying is the first step towards failure

[Jimbuna]

Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

[Jimbuna]

I am too lazy to be lazy.

[Jimbuna]

Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled.

[Jimbuna]

Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

[Jimbuna]

If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.

[mapuc]

My better half ran away screaming many years ago.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.

[Jimbuna]

Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.

[Von Due]

Don't delay till tomorrow what can be done next week

[Jimbuna]

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

[Jimbuna]

Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.

[Catfish]

"I would not let a vaccine or anything into my body if i did not know what it contains, or which long term-effects it has.
Can you please hand me over the low-energy drink and the chips?"

[mapuc]

"I would not let a vaccine or anything into my body if i did not know what it contains, or which long term-effects it has.
Can you please hand me over the low-energy drink and the chips?"

I do not know what the law says in your country but here in Denmark and Sweden every little tiny ingrediens in things like low-energy drink or chips shall be written on the package.

So when I eat chips I know exactly what I eat.

Back to comments
Markus

[Jimbuna]

I do not know what the law says in your country but here in Denmark and Sweden every little tiny ingrediens in things like low-energy drink or chips shall be written on the package.

So when I eat chips I know exactly what I eat.

Back to comments
Markus

I'd have thought that was pretty common practice in most of the western world.

[Jimbuna]

If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.

[Catfish]

I do not know what the law says in your country but here in Denmark and Sweden every little tiny ingrediens in things like low-energy drink or chips shall be written on the package.
So when I eat chips I know exactly what I eat. [...]Markus
I guess you know exactly what i mean?

[l02turner]

Is there a mod or something that provides a Pacific maps with the names of Islands and major features available? I often find myself going to war with a general description of where I'm supposed to be but the islands all look similar and the map does not have the names of features, inlets, etc to allow realistic navigation.

Does what I want exist? Thanks -

[Jimbuna]

Is there a mod or something that provides a Pacific maps with the names of Islands and major features available? I often find myself going to war with a general description of where I'm supposed to be but the islands all look similar and the map does not have the names of features, inlets, etc to allow realistic navigation.

Does what I want exist? Thanks -

You've more chance of an answer posting the above in the SH4 threads.
https://subsim.com/radioroom/forumdisplay.php?f=219

[Jimbuna]

Those who snore always fall asleep first.

[mapuc]

Some are wise.
Some are otherwise

(Benjamin Franklin)

Markus

[Jimbuna]

There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.

[Jimbuna]

I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?

[Sean C]

I had forgotten how to throw a boomerang ... but it came back to me.

[Jimbuna]

No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

[Jimbuna]

It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated.

[Jimbuna]

My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available.

[Jimbuna]

Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.

[Jimbuna]

I'm in desperate need of a six month vacation... twice a year.

[Jimbuna]

I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.

[Jimbuna]

God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.

[Jimbuna]

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

[Jimbuna]

What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?

[Jimbuna]

How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

[Catfish]

I once tripped in France.
Eiffel over.

[Jimbuna]

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.

[Gerald]

10 year's after Comment threads release I say, "we should consider to celebrate" the strength in our community here!

[Sean C]

Hear, hear!

[Catfish]

10 year's after Comment threads release I say, "we should consider to celebrate" the strength in our community here!
^ this :) And welcome back

[Jimbuna]

In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.

[Catfish]

Back in 1826 a New York court convicted 21 year old Joseph Smith for being a disorderly person and con artist who tricked people out of their money by claiming to find lost treasures with his magic seer stones.

A bit later he founded Mormonism by discovering some gold tablets that only he could read with his magic seer stones. In his hat.

[Jimbuna]

My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.

[mapuc]

Drinking and driving is a bad combination.....




Every time you hit a road bump, you spill your beer!

Markus

[Jimbuna]

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

[Jimbuna]

If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.

[Jimbuna]

An expert is a person who has made every possible mistake in a small field of study.

[Jimbuna]

Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.

[Jimbuna]

I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late.

[Catfish]

I am a social vegan. I avoid meet.

[Jimbuna]

I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!

[Jimbuna]

I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!

[Jimbuna]

Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.

[Jimbuna]

You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.

[mapuc]

Thank God that dreams are taxfree

Markus

[Aktungbby]

/\ Not if you're HAL! https://static01.nyt.com/images/2018/05/15/arts/01hal-voice1/merlin_135847308_098289a6-90ee-461b-88e2-20920469f96a-superJumbo.jpg "Will I dream?":haha:

[Jimbuna]

Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.

[Jimbuna]

When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.

[Jimbuna]

It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt.

[Jimbuna]

Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!

[Von Due]

Public notice: Onion rings deserve parmesan cheese all over them /public notice

[Jimbuna]

Actual meanings of various terms:
TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on.
HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems.
IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry.
INFLATION: Paying today's prices with last year's salary.

[Jimbuna]

In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it.

[Jimbuna]

When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car.

[Jimbuna]

Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.

[Jimbuna]

Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it.

[Catfish]

Here, some facts about me:

My hand weighs 1324 grams.
My head weighs 5378 grams.
My penis weighs 743 grams.
I have order to stay away from Tesco.

[Jimbuna]

You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.

[Arlo]

Here, some facts about me:

My hand weighs 1324 grams.
My head weighs 5378 grams.
My penis weighs 743 grams.
I have order to stay away from Tesco.

https://i.imgur.com/AOxKcdu.gif?noredirect

[Eichhörnchen]

Public notice: Onion rings deserve parmesan cheese all over them /public notice

Indeed they do, my ol' buddy. I love parmesan

[Sean C]

I have order to stay away from Tesco.


Was it for telling people how much your tallywhacker weighs? :timeout::haha:

[Catfish]

^ i guess it is more about using the scales at Tesco..

Which brings me to Arlo's comment, do they have scales at Woolworth? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

^ i guess it is more about using the scales at Tesco..

Which brings me to Arlo's comment, do they have scales at Woolworth? :hmmm:

Not sure if Woolworth still exist, they all closed down in the UK ten or more years ago.

[Jimbuna]

I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

[Arlo]

https://www.catch.com.au/product/130kg-woolworths-mechanical-bathroom-scales-weight-checker-kilo-kg-kilograms-white-5974521/

https://s.catch.com.au/static/catch/images/product-image--stub-92448111bf.gif

[Catfish]

You are all so off-topic :har:

I mean for public weighing like for vegetables at Tesco, not for selling :hmph:

[mapuc]

Here is a funny limerick (copied from a friends wall)

There was a young maiden from Sparta
a truly magnificent farter.
On the strength of one bean
she'd fart 'God save the Queen'
and Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.

She could vary with proper persuasion
her fart to suit any occasion:
She could fart like a flute,
like a lark, like a lute
this highly fartistic Caucasian.

She was great in the Christmas cantata.
She could double stop fart the toccata.
She could roar from her rear
any scene from Shakespeare
and in counterpoint La Traviata.

The selection was tough, I admit
but that didn't dismay her one bit.
So with ass thrown aloft
she suddenly coughed
and collapsed in a shower of (a S word that rhyme on admit and bit)

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

[Aktungbby]

By the time you figure out you are no longer on 'plan A' you are most likely not on 'plan B' either!!:o

[Jimbuna]

Never test how deep the water is with both feet.

[Jimbuna]

The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.

[Sean C]

The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.




Perfect! I'm already doing nothing, and quite happy about it. :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/XHlFH5W.jpg

One of these was almost my first car... I thought the raked rear window was so stylish (lol)

[Arlo]

Speaking of raked rear windows, electric no less, this was my first car. a 1960 Lincoln Mk V. :shucks:

https://i1.wp.com/fantomworks.com/wp-content/uploads/60-Silver-Lincoln-BJ-Arrival-8-e1420732394406.jpg?ssl=1

[Catfish]

Then there was this i(u)nfamous Citroen Ami 6
"Barocque and roll":haha:

https://www.classicandsportscar.com/features/citroen-ami-6-baroque-and-roll

[Arlo]

Pretty cool looking set of wheels. I'd like to own one except for the potential of not being able to find parts.

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/tDOYd0j.jpg

I've never seen either of those before... I love the big US one. This Ford UK family car is the most famous of all I should think, having now been immortalised by Harry Potter. My uncle George had one and I remember thinking (as I ran my little Dinky Toys replica over that car's hood) that it must be the last word in modern styling

[Jimbuna]

^ Once chased one of those at 70mph+ around a few streets and onto a dual carriageway hardly believing my eyes but when we eventually managed to box the bugga in it soon became apparent why....the driver (not insured hence the flight/chase) had fitted a Jaguar v8 engine and upgraded the front suspension to accomodate the extra weight.

[Jimbuna]

It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose.

[Jimbuna]

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

[Jimbuna]

Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet.

[Jimbuna]

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

[Eichhörnchen]

^ Once chased one of those at 70mph+ around a few streets and onto a dual carriageway hardly believing my eyes but when we eventually managed to box the bugga in it soon became apparent why....the driver (not insured hence the flight/chase) had fitted a Jaguar v8 engine and upgraded the front suspension to accomodate the extra weight.

The one in 'Harry Potter' could fly :haha:

[Jimbuna]

The one in 'Harry Potter' could fly :haha:

Well if you had of been in one of the pursuit vehicles I reckon you'd have thought this bugga was about to take off :)

[Jimbuna]

If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!

[Jimbuna]

You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'

[Jimbuna]

After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.

[Jimbuna]

The times are hard and we all have to tighten our belts.

Some around their belly, others around their neck.

[Jimbuna]

How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.

[Jimbuna]

Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!!

[Jimbuna]

Don't press your luck, you might pop it.

[Jimbuna]

People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

[Jimbuna]

What I do when I see someone pretty is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down.

[Jimbuna]

Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying. - coolfunnyquotes.com

[Jimbuna]

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm.

[Jimbuna]

I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.

[nikimcbee]

Whatever happen to cricket? Do they still play it?:hmmm:

[Arlo]

I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.

There are alternatives.

[Jimbuna]

Always run away from temptations... but slowly, so they can catch up to you.

[Jimbuna]

I can't wait for that to never happen.

[Jimbuna]

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't like the thought of being gone so long!

[Jimbuna]

I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.

[Jimbuna]

Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.

[Jimbuna]

Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.

[Aktungbby]

Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics....and the best of them come in pairs!??:doh::Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Arlo]

...and the best of them come in pairs!??:doh::Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

Bollocks! :shucks:

[Jimbuna]

I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

[Catfish]

If time travel will ever be possible, it already is.
This also means that FTL travel is .. debatable.

[Catfish]

“I meant, what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"CATS" he said eventually. "CATS ARE NICE.”
― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

[Catfish]

NSA:
"Why do you need privacy, nothing to hide, nothing to fear.?

Julian Assange:
"Agreed, this is why i am leaking government files online."

US and UK:
"Kill him!"

[Jimbuna]

A girl called me once and said "come over, nobody is home!" I went there and she was right, nobody was home!

[Jimbuna]

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

[Jimbuna]

Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly!

[Jimbuna]

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

[Jimbuna]

Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!

[Jimbuna]

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.

[Jimbuna]

Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.

[Jimbuna]

When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it.

[Jimbuna]

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

[Jimbuna]

A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

[Jimbuna]

When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.

[Jimbuna]

I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

[fireftr18]

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.

Right there with you, Brother! :Kaleun_Salute:

[Jimbuna]

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.

[Jimbuna]

An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.

[Jimbuna]

Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.

[Catfish]

re Scotch Whisky
"Scotland has somehow convinced the whole world that it is a luxury to lick a disinfected wooden floor"

[Jimbuna]

A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

[Jimbuna]

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.

[Jimbuna]

When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.

[mapuc]

Why is it always some other who win the Euromillion jackpot ?

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.

[Aktungbby]

/\ ...not when U R captaining a college rugby B team in your fourth year; having also previously properly lined the pitch, repainted the goalposts, and secured the after-game barrel of Hamm's; all from the hooker position...just lead-from-the-front (for 90 minutes!)and hope that a least your doughty scrum keeps up with your 140 lb. skinny ass! When team-driving big rigs for 3 years, there is no debate with the co-driver...usually just outta truck school! :timeout::oops::shucks:

[Jimbuna]

Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.

[Aktungbby]

Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.Hence my sig's Einstein quote!:yep:

[fireftr18]

Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.

:k_rofl:

[Jimbuna]

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

[Jimbuna]

Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.

[Jimbuna]

Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.

[Jimbuna]

Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.

[Jimbuna]

Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular?

[Catfish]

It does not matter who wins an election.
The administration does not care who rules under it.

[Jimbuna]

You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.

[Jimbuna]

I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler?

[Jimbuna]

I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.

[Jimbuna]

I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all.

[Jimbuna]

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

[Jimbuna]

If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.

[fireftr18]

If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.

:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Jimbuna]

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

[Jimbuna]

I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

[Jimbuna]

Life is too short to worry about matching socks.

[Jimbuna]

Why didn't I use my turn signals? It's nobody's business where I'm going.

[Jimbuna]

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?

[Von Due]

Just had the most peculiar conversation. A family friend tried to scam me through FB. The mentioned family friend passed away a year ago and knew full well I wasn't American.

[Jimbuna]

Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me?

[Jimbuna]

Life is always rocky when you're a gem.

[Jimbuna]

I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.

[Jimbuna]

It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.

[Jimbuna]

Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.

[Jimbuna]

If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.

[Catfish]

Soon Hollywoor will be making films about Covid-19 where they make it out that they single handedly ended the whole pandemic themselves. Someone like TheRock will play the badda$$ scientist who finds the vaccine, while also fighting corrupt politicians and terrorists for some reason.

[Jimbuna]

Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.

[Jimbuna]

My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.

[Jimbuna]

I noticed you are not noticing me.

[Jimbuna]

I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.

[mapuc]

^ An English Bulldog may be a good choice

Markus

[Jimbuna]

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

[Jimbuna]

A UFO!? Quick, grab the worst camera we own.

[Jimbuna]

Never ask a starfish for directions.