This is the comment thread!

[Jimbuna]

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

[Aktungbby]

FUNNY HOW THE EXPRESSION: ''THE NEW NORMAL'' REALLY ONLY MEANS ONE THING: "IT AIN'T AS AS GOOD AS IT USED TO BE!"DAMN! My case in point in today's W.S.J. Scott Gottlieb editorial: "The Cruel Covid 'New Normal'":k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

Nutrition labels should include an "What if I ate the whole thing" section.

[Texas Red]

God, I was so bored yesterday I drank some hot sauce just for fun.

Not gonna lie, I kinda liked it. :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Von Due]

I don't mean to sound rude. I mean to be rude.

[Jimbuna]

If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for 5 minutes.

[mapuc]

....thereafter a grown-ups believe in their politicians.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

What's your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.

[Catfish]

A comment by Banksy on public advertising.+

"People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you.

You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity.

#%&*$# that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head.

You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don’t owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs."
:up:

[Onkel Neal]

Caught a guy booting my car - grabbed my sawzall out of the trunk. He laughed and said it would never cut through - I laughed and told him it was for his feet.

[Jimbuna]

All my bills say "Outstanding." I guess I am good to go.

[mapuc]

Dreamed I gave my life shortcuts on a device-Can't remember if it was my smartphone or laptop. In my effort to simplify my life I made a mistake.
Idea was if I want or needed something I only had to press a letter on this device

I manage to use S for three different things
Danish first
Spise (= Eat)
S.... (= things you do on the toilet)
Sove (= Sleep)

So each time I pressed S, when I thought it is time for food my body entered some kind of software conflict.
Weird dream

Markus

[mapuc]

Trump accusing CNN for fake news, does this mean that the letter C in CNN stand for Cheating; or Conspiracy; News Network ?

Markus

[Catfish]

^ Trump might agree, others, not so much.

[Jimbuna]

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

[Jimbuna]

The trouble with living alone is that it's always my turn to do the dishes.

[Aktungbby]

Never doubt the courage of the French. They're the ones who discovered snails are edible!

[vienna]

I've always wondered about the first Frenchman who looked at a snail and thought "Hey, I think I should eat that..."...

You know the cliche used when tasting something not usually eaten and saying, "Hmm, tastes like chicken..."...?...

What if you lived some place where they had never seen a chicken? If they tried chicken, would they say something like, "Hmm, tastes like snail..."...?...








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[Eisenwurst]

http://i.imgur.com/tTn6b68.jpg

Down here we've got a local delicacy, our national dish actually....

"Dogs eye and dead horse".......rhyming slang ( no snails were harmed in the making of a Meat Pie and Tomato Sauce ).

[Catfish]

http://i.imgur.com/tTn6b68.jpg
( no snails were harmed in the making of a Meat Pie and Tomato Sauce ).
Looks nice :up:
How fast are australian snails? Maybe they ran away in time? :D

edit: They really slugged it out! Sammy the snail was the fastest, in 2019.
https://www.skynews.com.au/details/_6062400640001

[Aktungbby]

An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do.-Dylan Thomas

[Jimbuna]

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

[Aktungbby]

There is a theory stating: if anyone finally discovers what this Universe is really all about and why it even exists, it will be replaced immediately by one even more bizarre and inexplicable...there is another theory that states this has already happened.:hmmm:

[mapuc]

Just telling you my hope that we one day will have thread called

This day in USA(s or no s-can't figure it out) history.

Want to learn a lot more about USA history.
little pieces every day.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don't know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

[Jimbuna]

I think it's clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

[Jimbuna]

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you're hungry, and want to stay that way.

[Aktungbby]

Here's sometthing to think about: howcome you never hear: "Psychic wins lottery"!:hmmm:

[vienna]

I knew you were going to ask that question...






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[Jimbuna]

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

[Aktungbby]

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes, and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.:doh:

[Jimbuna]

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

[Jimbuna]

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

[Aktungbby]

Patriotism is fundamentally the basic concept that your country is the most wonderful on the planet 'cause you were born in it! :up::rock: occasionally offset by: "people vote with their feet":down::nope: https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/1181138/2-gettyimages-1052547220.jpg?w=790&f=0260c41de7e45363c6ebf3fb152cd1f6

[Jimbuna]

In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency notify:"I put "Doctor."

[mapuc]

There are two basic voting rules.

1. Voters shall have the right to unrestricted complain forever
2. Voters shall have total liability. A voters action shall never be questioned.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

[Aktungbby]

We never really grow up; we just learn how to act in public.

[Aktungbby]

By the time a man realizes daddy was right, he has a son who thinks he's all wrong.

[Jimbuna]

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

[Jimbuna]

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

[Aktungbby]

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us!

[Jimbuna]

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withstand tremendous boredom."

[Jimbuna]

If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.

[Aktungbby]

Never, under any circumstances, take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night!:doh:

[Jimbuna]

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

[Jimbuna]

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

[Jimbuna]

Be warned: I'm bored. This could get dangerous.

[Jimbuna]

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

[Jimbuna]

No, no, I'm listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

[Jimbuna]

If you're going through hell, keep going.

[Jimbuna]

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.

[Jimbuna]

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

[Jimbuna]

Start each day with a positive thought, like: "I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours."

[Jimbuna]

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word.

[Jimbuna]

If you ever get an email about pork, ham, salt, and preservatives, don't open it. It's spam

[Jimbuna]

Hold on, let me overthink this.

[Aktungbby]

If you ever get an email about pork, ham, salt, and preservatives, don't open it. It's spam That's not "Minnesota Nice!":O:

[Texas Red]

If you ever get an email about pork, ham, salt, and preservatives, don't open it. It's spam

haha lol. :haha: Us true outdoorsmen, when we go hunting in the woods near my grandparent's cousin's house before we wait for the hunt to begin, we eat spam.

Has to be the worst food out there IMO. Doesn't keep you too quiet either with the gas :o.

[Jimbuna]

Sorry I'm late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

[Von Due]

To the person losing his hearing aid in the street, having a sticker on it with a name and a phone number printed on: What, exactly, did you hope to accomplish there?

[Jimbuna]

I burned my Hawaiian pizza today. Should've cooked it on aloha temperature.

[Jimbuna]

Sorry I'm late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

[Jimbuna]

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I'm ducking so it hits someone else.

[mapuc]

First they said Alcohol could kill this Corona virus
Then they said Smokers was somehow immune
Lately they have said UV could kill this Corona virus.

So if you see me walking around naked, with a cigaret in my mouth and drunk, then take no notice of me..I'm just trying to fight this virus.

Markus

[Catfish]

^ i just realized i will never catch it.

[vienna]

So, that's what your neighbors ere complaining about...





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[Jimbuna]

I might get a job cleaning mirrors. It's definitely a job I can see myself doing.

[Catfish]

Can any mirror be sold as new?

[Jimbuna]

“Why cant i see my reflection in a mirror”
Stevie wondered

[Catfish]

^ :haha:

You know you speak good english in England when no one congratulates you for how good it is.

[Jimbuna]

I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.

[Jimbuna]

That annoying moment when you're texting someone and auto-correct decides to join the conversation.

[Jimbuna]

Pro Tip: In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place weiners and/or cheese slices in your pockets so the search dogs can find you first.

[Jimbuna]

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

[mapuc]

When I was a little boy I loved to watch the commercials on German tv.
It was not the commercials I was interested in, it was what they showed between the commercials.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

"Well at least I don't have to wake up any more." Is what I want my tombstone to say.

[Aktungbby]

/\not "Alas! No more Tyne on Earth for me":Dinspired by W.C. Fields "All things considered, I'd rather be in Philly!":dead:

[Jimbuna]

I don't need a fancy watch to tell me I'm not fit one bit.

[mapuc]

Didn't know where to put it...not serious enough to be in our Wuhan thread

First time ever.

Fake travel

Taipei's Songshan airport will give 90 people the chance to take a tour of their airport and relive the experience of going through immigration, boarding a plane and then disembarking and returning home.

https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/taipei-songshan-airport-coronavirus-intl-hnk/index.html

Markus

[Jimbuna]

The older I get, the less surprised I'd be if a random body part just fell off one day.

[mapuc]

It's truly a strange time we live in, when your hands gets more alcohol than your throat does

Markus

[Jimbuna]

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

[Jimbuna]

I don't understand, but I also don't care... so it works out.

[Col7777]

I was reading the other day of a man who's dog eat some fruit cakes.
He took it to the vet for an injection to make it sick, the cake had currents in it and they are toxic to dogs.
The vet charged £250, the man said it was worth it rather than lose his dog, this isn't a joke by the way, I never knew that currents can harm a dog so I did a search and it's true.

So any of you guys dog owners this is just a heads up in case.


Col.

[Jimbuna]

Every time we try to eat healthy along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for us.

[Cybermat47]

Every time we try to eat healthy along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for us.

Tell me about it...

[Jimbuna]

They say the best things take time. That's why I'm always late.

[Jimbuna]

I always knew I'd get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

[Jimbuna]

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it.

[Catfish]

We all too often have socialism for the rich and rugged free market capitalism for the poor.

[Jimbuna]

I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you." Like they never heard of money.

[Jimbuna]

Don't blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

[Jimbuna]

Modern intelligence: if all bathrooms in the house are taken, turn off the internet.

[Jimbuna]

Your secrets are safe with me... I wasn't even listening.

[Jimbuna]

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it's too late for them to back out.

[vienna]

Apparently you have failed in this instance... :03:




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[Catfish]

With the right edition number, paper is stronger than concrete.

[Jimbuna]

I used to think I was indecisive, but I'm not too sure any more.

[Aktungbby]

/\ Some little blue pills will certainly stiffen your resolve!:Kaleun_Salivating::Kaleun_Los: :Kaleun_Party:

[Jimbuna]

Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

[Eichhörnchen]

Not heard from STEED in a long while so I've sent him a PM

[Aktungbby]

^I did the same two days ago still no response....

[Catfish]

Maybe Steed's on a vacation in the Caribbean :hmmm:

[Eichhörnchen]

With all that lovely weather? That wouldn't suit him...

[mapuc]

Let's pray he isn't among the 43,634.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

[mapuc]

I look at chocolate cake with disgust because I can't stand chocolate cake or cake where cacao is a part of the ingredients

Markus

[Jimbuna]

I'm retired. I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

[Catfish]

^ german would be "ich bin geschlaucht", which would be tyred then :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

[Aktungbby]

/\...more good fuel for the crematory:yep::O::oops::dead:

[Jimbuna]

My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

[Eichhörnchen]

Let's pray he isn't among the 43,634.

Markus

No... somebody just showed me his last post: looks like a supermarket gave him indigestion

[Jimbuna]

No... somebody just showed me his last post: looks like a supermarket gave him indigestion

I was going to suggest reading the last posts but thought it best to keep out of it.

[Jimbuna]

I keep pressing the space bar, but I'm still on Earth.

[vienna]

"Ground Control to Major Jim..., Ground Control to Major Jim..."...





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[Jimbuna]

I don't have bad handwriting, I'm just using my own font.

[Jimbuna]

Dear phone, if you didn't light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn't have died so quickly!

[Catfish]

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone.
Then it dawned on me.

[Jimbuna]

Sorry I can't come today. My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died, and it was tragic.

[Jimbuna]

You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

[Catfish]

The sinking was an unbelievable wonder,
for the Titanic's kitchen aquarium lobsters.

[Jimbuna]

I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever.

[daveinfla65]

I am confused on whither to use mod patcher or regular jsgme to add mods. It has been years since I was a member.

[Jimbuna]

I am confused on whither to use mod patcher or regular jsgme to add mods. It has been years since I was a member.

I personally use JSGME as do a great many others as far as I'm aware.

[Catfish]

"Idiocy"
1: something notably stupid or foolish
2: dated, now offensive: extreme intellectual disability

[Jimbuna]

Dear auto-correct, that's not what I was trying to say. I'm getting tired of your shirt.

[Jimbuna]

I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon.

[mapuc]

I'm a noon person-that's when I get up-my morning starts then.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate.

[Aktungbby]

EGAD! Thinking 'out of the box' at my age sure involves a whole lotta wrecktangles??!!:k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

FUNNY HOW THE EXPRESSION: ''THE NEW NORMAL'' REALLY ONLY MEANS ONE THING: "IT AIN'T AS AS GOOD AS IT USED TO BE!"DAMN! My case in point in today's W.S.J. Scott Gottlieb editorial: "The Cruel Covid 'New Normal'":k_confused: Ultimately, death becomes the new normal...and it lasts forever....unless God recycles too...:timeout::hmmm: :roll::damn:

[Catfish]

^What .. :o in german .. :D

edit: strange, just a few seconds ago i read this post in german :hmmm::doh:
Did you change it again?

[Jimbuna]

Lazy Rule: Can't reach it, don't need it.

[Jimbuna]

It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit any more.

[Aktungbby]

/\thus: the "501 blues:D" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zed_ZRlQhw

[Jimbuna]

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

[vienna]

He seems broken up about it...





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[Jimbuna]

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

[mapuc]

I try to count beautiful natural women....but I have forgot how they look like.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

[Jimbuna]

If you lose one sense, your other senses become enhanced.
This is why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

[Jimbuna]

If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends.

[Jimbuna]

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can't find them.

[mapuc]

There is the Hollywood version of the US society and then it's the real life version of US society.

Markus

[Aktungbby]

There is the Hollywood version of the US society and then it's the real life version of US society.

Markusthen there's the "grey zone"..."the Kardashians" "Pawnstars"...and"Love After Lockup"... Hollywood versions of the real life version of US society:haha:

[Jimbuna]

I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone.

[Jimbuna]

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

[Aktungbby]

Disparate men do disparate things!

[Jimbuna]

I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

[Jimbuna]

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.

[Jimbuna]

Research has shown that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.

[Aktungbby]

Never take Aricept and accept Jesus as your savior at the same time:Kaleun_Party:

[Jimbuna]

I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

[Jimbuna]

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

[Jimbuna]

Sometime you meet such a prince that you'd rather marry the horse.

[Jimbuna]

I was told to check my attitude. I did, and it's still there.. it hasn't gone anywhere. What's the problem?

[Jimbuna]

I always give 100% at work! 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. Welcome back weekend.

[Gerald]

This thread feels familiar..wonders what has been written and has been important or completely uninteresting to be honest ... but it seems to have been marked by qualitative thinking lately, and that is positive..it is actually 9 years old but it's a fart in space in a time perspective.

[Jimbuna]

We're all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

[mapuc]

On Saturday August first My favorite tv-channel Viasat History will start a new program

"Viasat History present - This day in the History."

This program will be send every day in the evening.

(Used this thread instead of our This day in History-thread)

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

[Aktungbby]

/\ in your case: a 'grandfather' clock!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

[mapuc]

My worst enemy wasn't the destroyers, when I played SH II or SH III......no it was my cat.

She could create a lot of havoc when she throw herself on the keyboard-as long as she was.

Markus

[vienna]

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.


...Burma Shave...




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[Jimbuna]

Would you believe my neighbor was knocking on my door at 2:30AM this morning? Luckily, I was still up playing bagpipes.

[Jimbuna]

Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

[Jimbuna]

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there's a small hole in the bag somewhere.

[Aktungbby]

at our age there's always a hole in the ol' bag... somewhere!:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I'm still at work.

[Jimbuna]

I haven't even gone to bed yet and I already can't wait to get home from work tomorrow.

[Gerald]

I'm hopefully not in this situation....yet.

[Jimbuna]

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

[vienna]

I see you never heard of Uber Eats or Door Dash...


Never run if you can dial...




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[Jimbuna]

If I say "First of all," run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong. :)

[vienna]

First of all, that is a rather broad comment...





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[Jimbuna]

I'm not being smart, I'm just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

[Gerald]

https://i.imgur.com/rxupcFF.jpg

[Jimbuna]

That awkward moment when you've said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah.." even though you have no idea what they said.

[vienna]

Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.

John F. Kennedy







Sadly, a lot has changed in 55+ years, including the quality of the men in office...


https://i.imgflip.com/3swc7s.jpg






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[mapuc]

^ Maybe the American voters can tell you why they have put their vote on these politicians throughout the years.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

[Jimbuna]

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting... It's like, woah, I'm not the same person I was last night.

[vienna]

^ Maybe the American voters can tell you why they have put their vote on these politicians throughout the years.

Markus


The American voters voted for Clinton by a good margin in 2016; it is the fairly easy to manipulate Electoral System that gave us the ultimate result...




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[mapuc]

The thing politicians fear most is the voters.

That is why they sow discord between them

Markus

[Jimbuna]

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation.

[mapuc]

If I knew how to put a thread on ignore list.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe.

[Jimbuna]

I'm not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

[Jimbuna]

You know what's funny? Lots of things, so lighten up!

[Jimbuna]

Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller?

[Catfish]

We were promised the world.
But so was everyone else.

[Jimbuna]

I can't decide if people who wear pyjamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

[Jimbuna]

Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time.

[mapuc]

Chrome is NOT good when it comes to this forum.

I really don't like to open IE again.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?

[mapuc]

Forget Homo Sapiens Sapiens.

The correct term is

Homo the egocentric Sapiens Sapiens.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Two mysterious people live in my house. "Somebody" and "Nobody." Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

[Jimbuna]

Facebook needs three buttons, "Like", "Dislike" and "Stop being stupid."

[mapuc]

Vacuum does not exist. Not according to Quantum Mechanics.

Markus

[vienna]

Ahh, but does Quantum Mechanics really exist...?...




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[Gerald]

Ahh, but does Quantum Mechanics really exist...?...




<O> Here I provide a simple links for ya. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_mechanics

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e7/Hydrogen_Density_Plots.png/435px-Hydrogen_Density_Plots.png :Kaleun_Wink:

[Jimbuna]

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people... together.

[vienna]

My comment on the Comment Thread...?...No Comment...


(Say, there's an idea for a new thread: "The Comment on the Comment Thread Thread"...

...Escher would be proud...)...





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[Gerald]

My comment on the Comment Thread...?...No Comment...


(Say, there's an idea for a new thread: "The Comment on the Comment Thread Thread"...

...Escher would be proud...)...





<O>This...https://mcescher.com/ :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

[Jimbuna]

Good friends don't let their friends do stupid things alone.

[Gerald]

Good friends don't let their friends do stupid things alone.QFT!

[Jimbuna]

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

[Jimbuna]

4 out of 3 people struggle with math.

[Jimbuna]

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

[Jimbuna]

Want someone to stop texting you? Send back 'SERVICE ERROR 305: DELIVERY FAILED, FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED AT A RATE OF £1 PER MESSAGE TO YOUR ACCOUNT."

[vienna]

SERVICE ERROR 305: DELIVERY FAILED, FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED AT A RATE OF £1 PER MESSAGE TO YOUR ACCOUNT...



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[Catfish]

"The people in congress who think medicare is socialism enjoy all their benefits on the taxpayers money"

[Jimbuna]

Since there is only one of me, does that make me a limited edition?

[Jimbuna]

It's funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don't do them.

[Gerald]

My journey begins now ... and I never know where it will lead.

[Jimbuna]

I don't understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

[Jimbuna]

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

[mapuc]

The biggest question when it comes to this forum IS

Shall I keep it among my favorites in Chrome or shall I remove it and return to Internet Explorer(IE)?

Because what Chrome does is very irritating

Markus

[Jimbuna]

I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.

[vienna]

To err is human...


...some are more human than others...





<O>

[Jimbuna]

I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!"

[Catfish]

^..there are devices now that really help via BT, and cheap ..
[/humour off]

[Jimbuna]

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

[Aktungbby]

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.^ Dolly Parton: "It costs a lotta money to look this cheap!":yep::shucks: https://www.biography.com/.image/c_limit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cfl_progressive%2Cq_auto:good%2 Cw_700/MTE1ODA0OTcxMTk2ODQzNTMz/dolly-parton.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

[Catfish]

^ somehow related:

"But so I think, i think it would be very, very, I think we'd have a very, very solid, we would continue what we're doing, we'd solidify what we've done, and we have other things on our plate that we want to get done"

Wise words :hmmm:

[Catfish]

The history of Nazis holding rallies in left-wing areas of the Weimar Republic, instigating street fights, and then telling the press that only they could save Germany from the "violent communists" seems worth studying now.

[Jimbuna]

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper "Nobody cares!"

[Catfish]

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper "Nobody cares!"
I guess this is the perfect answer to what i wrote one post above :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

I guess this is the perfect answer to what i wrote one post above :hmmm:

Possibly but that was not my intention Kai, it just happened to be the next one on the list.

[Catfish]

I thought so, but it fitted so well :) :haha:

[Jimbuna]

Yeah, it happens often. I see a post and think to myself 'That comment I posted the other day would have been a perfect reply'

[Jimbuna]

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

[Jimbuna]

I haven't tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor.. so I'm sure I wouldn't like Yoga.

[Jimbuna]

I only have one wish in life... For all my dreams to come true.

[mapuc]

I have only one dream, if this came true I would have enough to fulfill all the other dreams I have.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

I don't know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

[vienna]

Hey, Jim...


...I think Trump is posting under your name... :haha:




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[Eisenwurst]

It's early September, but.......Christmas trees and Christmas decorations are already in stores down here.

Christmas Puddings and Mince Pies too. :)

Haven't seen Santa yet....he's probably still in 14 days quarantine. :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Hey, Jim...


...I think Trump is posting under your name... :haha:




<O>

It's early September, but.......Christmas trees and Christmas decorations are already in stores down here.

Christmas Puddings and Mince Pies too. :)

Haven't seen Santa yet....he's probably still in 14 days quarantine. :hmmm:

:haha:

[Jimbuna]

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

[Catfish]

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.
In this case i propose a genuine Lucas spare part:

"Here is presented for your perusal one Lucas Replacement Wiring Harness Smoke kit, P/N 530433, along with the very rare Churchill Tool 18G548BS adapter tube and metering valve. These kits were supplied surreptitiously to Lucas factory technicians as a trouble-shooting and repair aid for the rectification of chronic electrical problems on a plethora of British cars. The smoke is metered, through the fuse box, into the circuit which has released it's original smoke until the leak is located and repaired."

http://whereisbobl.com/tiger/smoke.html

[Jimbuna]

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

[Jimbuna]

I only want one thing from fake people: distance.

[Eisenwurst]

I couldn't find the appropriate thread...."lost at sea" or "missing in action" ( I forget the title ), so I'll post it here.

Subsim member fumo 30 hasn't been around since March. He was a prolific poster in the Music thread - really good Italian music.

I sent him a PM months ago to see if he was ok, but no response. I've been told that other members have attempted contact but also no response.

I think he's from Finland and I'm not sure how bad Covid was/is over there.

I hope he's ok and not a statistic.

[Jimbuna]

A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though they know you're slightly cracked.