This is the comment thread!

[Sailor Steve]

Been on a drink today, but with a different one, a brunette. She's as good as they come. If on friday the weather is any good, we'll go mountaineering. You may finnaly get a frontal picture of me :DL
Just as long as it's not a "full frontal" picture. :nope: :O:

[Betonov]

Just as long as it's not a "full frontal" picture. :nope: :O:

No no, nothing like that. Just a full monty :O:

[CaptainMattJ.]

My comment is simply this: Im as mad as hell, and im not gonna take this anymore!

[Castout]

My comment is simply this: Im as mad as hell, and im not gonna take this anymore!


But but but that's me.

[Jimbuna]

Let me see if I can be of some assistance.

In spoken English, Patrick Fitzwilliam = "Patrick fits William"

and William Fitzpatrick = "William fits Patrick"

I will leave it to you to consider which part of each individual fits which part of the other individual. :O:

You win a cigar....the type you can smoke of course :DL

[Penguin]

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/9316/rosenmontagfanceydress.jpg

because the picture is worth quoting... :D
Early 90s I presume?
Oh and you could have driven half an hour longer till here, then you would have been at the huge Rosenmontag celebrations - with the better beer! :know:

[Herr-Berbunch]

2001 I think, Bruggan had just been handed over to the Army the week before and we were the only RAF guys there (apart from one dental assistant - personnel section really screwed her posting up!), some of the lads had been there before so knew about Rosenmontag and that everyone would be in fancy-dress, apart from the squaddies that had arrived recently. So we were pretty much the only Brits fitting in with the locals. Wore the same all weekend and loved it, loved the locals - inc the Turks who drove us home! :D

[Gerald]

Speaking of clothes, and funny antics, wondering what tomorrow will show, :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

Why tomorrow? :hmmm:

[Penguin]

Speaking of clothes, and funny antics, wondering what tomorrow will show, :DL

I am currently wearing a t-shirt with comic moose which make love to each other...:88)

[Gerald]

I am currently wearing a t-shirt with comic moose which make love to each other...:88) Thus, in line with what you Germans are wearing on the day, :DL

[Penguin]

Thus, in line with what you Germans are wearing on the day, :DL
:har:

but I am not wearing sandals with socks! :03:

[Gerald]

:har:

but I am not wearing sandals with socks! :03: Not yet, you may move to a warmer country first,or.....
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/5108/81141f496.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/189/81141f496.jpg/)

:D

[frau kaleun]

:har:

but I am not wearing sandals with socks! :03:

But... but... I thought that was obligatory over there.

[Penguin]

Vendor, great pic! :haha:

But... but... I thought that was obligatory over there.

no, we get them handed over by the German customs officers when we leave the country!

[Gerald]

Vendor, great pic! :haha:



no, we get them handed over by the German customs officers when we leave the country! The customs officer asked me to follow him. We went ...

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/4668/20030101cichonmorningru.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/34/20030101cichonmorningru.jpg/)

:DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

Penguin@home :har:

http://top10kid.com/wp-content/uploads/white-socks-in-sandals-01-270x300.jpg

[Gerald]

:haha:

[Gerald]

But... but... I thought that was obligatory over there.

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/2813/demotivationalposterswap.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/580/demotivationalposterswap.jpg/)

:D

[Penguin]

Penguin@home :har:

http://top10kid.com/wp-content/uploads/white-socks-in-sandals-01-270x300.jpg

I liked you until now, Herr Berbunch, but I think enough is enough. I will ask Neal to give me your IP adresss, find out your name and sue you for all that you have.
I can not tolerate such evil denunciation, and lies that aim to destroy me.









:Kaleun_Mad:









We have a blue and a black sofa, no brown one! :D

[frau kaleun]

We have a blue and a black sofa, no brown one! :D

Then maybe you should consider a brown one, it really brings out the "pasty" in all that pasty white manflesh. :yep:






Edit: if HBB posts a picture of that guy in socks, sandals, and pasties, I think we'll have grounds for a class-action suit.

[Gerald]

I liked you until now, Herr Berbunch, but I think enough is enough. I will ask Neal to give me your IP adresss, find out your name and sue you for all that you have.
I can not tolerate such evil denunciation, and lies that aim to destroy me.









:Kaleun_Mad:









We have a blue and a black sofa, no brown one! :D But you have change....now

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/6120/slouchback.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/225/slouchback.jpg/)

:03:

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/abr1568l.jpg

[Gerald]

:haha:

[Jimbuna]

Penguin@home :har:

http://top10kid.com/wp-content/uploads/white-socks-in-sandals-01-270x300.jpg

So this isn't him after all :hmmm:

http://antonlindstrom.com/images/penguin-man-dress.jpg

[Gerald]

The image shows clear signs, in some kind of singing voice in public...:o

[Betonov]

For all you lolcats trapped in a heat wave, here's the mountain behind my hometown shot 3 days ago

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/252153_2086029604349_1653427676_2052503_5658894_n. jpg

[Jimbuna]

Looks pretty bleak to me :o

[Betonov]

I actually found a better place for this pic in the heatwave thread :DL

Can't believe it snowed in July :nope:

[Jimbuna]

I've just had a thought...are you the Yeti living at the top and that is why we haven't seen your front profile? :O:

[Betonov]

I've just had a thought...are you the Yeti living at the top and that is why we haven't seen your front profile? :O:

Ahhh, you mean Marjan, that would be my neighbour. I live just under the top.

OK, OK, I give in, here's my frontal picture

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/19475_107330225946170_100000075783694_191871_59255 77_n.jpg

[Gerald]

I've just had a thought...are you the Yeti living at the top and that is why we haven't seen your front profile? :O: "Yeti" Nice one.....so line up :DL

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/1661/lineupwebv41231.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/638/lineupwebv41231.jpg/)

[Jimbuna]

Ahhh, you mean Marjan, that would be my neighbour. I live just under the top.

OK, OK, I give in, here's my frontal picture

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/19475_107330225946170_100000075783694_191871_59255 77_n.jpg

Yeah that's bad enough :DL

[Betonov]

Yeah that's bad enough :DL

What ?? You don't like the color of my eyes :O: :DL

[Gerald]

What ?? You don't like the color of my eyes :O: :DL They are red, just like your girl you meet :DL

[Jimbuna]

What ?? You don't like the color of my eyes :O: :DL

It's your hairstyle I find most offputting :DL

[Gerald]

A good photo of you Bet ... it seems to be taken during the winter, :DL

[Betonov]

It's your hairstyle I find most offputting :DL

I dislike communists as the next westerner, but they made the most warm hats imaginable :DL

A good photo of you Bet ... it seems to be taken during the winter, :DL

2 winters ago. A cold wave and the temperature went down to -20°C The best time to take a walk since there was not a soul anywhere, complete sollitude

[Gerald]

I dislike communists as the next westerner, but they made the most warm hats imaginable :DL



2 winters ago. A cold wave and the temperature went down to -20°C The best time to take a walk since there was not a soul anywhere, complete sollitude Quite right thinking, :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

Do I have to drag a photo off fb to show everyone :D

[Gerald]

Do I have to drag a photo off fb to show everyone :D Yes,yes...come on :o

[Gerald]

Herr-Berbunch,where is the photo that you would show,:D

[Betonov]

Do I have to drag a photo off fb to show everyone :D

Wait until I publish one more recent :03:

I shaved my beard off since the last one has been taken

[Gerald]

Wait until I publish one more recent :03:

I shaved my beard off since the last one has been taken Good news for SubSim In other words, :DL

[Jimbuna]

Do I have to drag a photo off fb to show everyone :D

Might save a few spam posts :O:

[Gerald]

When someone's birthday is it free to post some more ...:sunny:

[Jimbuna]

Only if thety are pertinent and make sense :smug:

[Gerald]

Which I delivers with ease, :DL

[Jimbuna]

Bring it on :sunny:

[Gerald]

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/4811/happybirthdayeatcake.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/824/happybirthdayeatcake.gif/)

[Jimbuna]

http://homepage.mac.com/akitzmil/iblog/C119883728/E20051120093601/Media/eat_cake.jpg (http://www.sodahead.com/fun/whats-the-worst-thanksgiving-food-fail-of-all-time/question-1347647/)

[Gerald]

http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/8735/commentsencouraged.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/607/commentsencouraged.gif/)

[Herr-Berbunch]

:woot:Two birthday threads (albeit ones a hijack).

Poor on the spam. :salute:

[Gerald]

Perhaps the posts, are less in number now, as a part of Europe is sleeping :DL

[frau kaleun]

Poor on the spam. :salute:

Actually I think we do pretty good on the spam around here. :O:

[Gerald]

Then maybe it's sparse, with honest records....

[Sailor Steve]

Actually I think we do pretty good on the spam around here. :O:
I think he meant...but you knew that. :D

[Gerald]

:woot:Two birthday threads (albeit ones a hijack).

Poor on the spam. :salute: Spam .... is a word that does not fit in this forum, :cool:

[Jimbuna]

You've eventually gone to bed then :yeah:

Sleep well http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/9291/1019rx7.gif

[Reece]

May I post some spam Vendor?:D

[Gerald]

May I post some spam Vendor?:D +1 You are welcome to post here just like any other, :D

[Gerald]

You've eventually gone to bed then :yeah:

Sleep well http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/9291/1019rx7.gif I did it, it was a hard night ... much to do .. and not much sleep,thanks anyway :shucks:

[Gerald]

Why a 28-year-old man last night attacked and stabbed two young women in Hasselby north of Stockholm is still a mystery. The man has been arrested on suspicion of attempted murder and taken to the psychiatry :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Why a 28-year-old man last night attacked and stabbed two young women in Hasselby north of Stockholm is still a mystery. The man has been arrested on suspicion of attempted murder and taken to the psychiatry :hmmm:

What...and you were carrying out your investigations on SubSim? :o

[Gerald]

What...and you were carrying out your investigations on SubSim? :o Right, but I'm sitting in a car, and with a wireless connection ... and then it has been possible....so I'm a little slow now, after basically not slept at all,and I was not here all night :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Right, but I'm sitting in a car, and with a wireless connection ... and then it has been possible....so I'm a little slow now, after basically not slept at all,and I was not here all night :yep:

I'll believe you but looking at the time stamps thousands wouldn't :DL

[Gerald]

I'll believe you but looking at the time stamps thousands wouldn't :DL True, time is not lying, but I had some flexibility in my actions, so it became a bit sporadic post, from me :yep:

[Jimbuna]

http://www2.raritanval.edu/departments/busadmin/full-time/Defilippis/tops/image/home/AnimSherlock_Ag00595.gif

[Gerald]

http://www2.raritanval.edu/departments/busadmin/full-time/Defilippis/tops/image/home/AnimSherlock_Ag00595.gif Good one Jim,an extra eye is always good to have :DL

[Jimbuna]

Or one big one :o

http://www.mylespaul.com/gallery/data/500/cyclops.jpg

[Growler]

Oh... you meant the eye.

[Gerald]

Oh... you meant the eye. And you have ... another idea of what it would consider to be, :D

[Herr-Berbunch]

And you have ... another idea of what it would consider to be, :D

http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/3226/bigone.jpg

[Gerald]

http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/3226/bigone.jpg Just what I thought of, :haha:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.world-guides.com/images/london/london_eye.jpg

[Gerald]

Time to rest a bit ... and take a few hours of sleep :zzz:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/bombsquad2.jpg

[Gerald]

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/bombsquad2.jpg A sleeping bag ... is good in some conditions but I do not use it at home ... thanks for your kindness :DL

[Jimbuna]

No thanks....I prefer a cuddle of mrs buna to a piece of foam :DL

[Gerald]

Yes, what man say no to that :DL

[Gerald]

http://www.world-guides.com/images/london/london_eye.jpg Look's like UK, :hmm2:

[Jimbuna]

I certainly hope so...it was standing a short distance from the House Of Commons the last time I checked :DL

[Gerald]

I certainly hope so...it was standing a short distance from the House Of Commons the last time I checked :DL Good,:yep:

[Jimbuna]

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/2885/londoneyeandhousesofpar.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/339/londoneyeandhousesofpar.jpg/)

[Gerald]

IT WAS CLOSE...:doh: Hmm ... the picture is changing, mysterious :o

[Jimbuna]

I certainly don't consider a five minute walk a long distance :-?

[Gerald]

I certainly don't consider a five minute walk a long distance :-? Me neither ... but if the person has rubber legs, so it can certainly seem longer :yep:

Note: In fact, the pic was "huge" from the first sight :roll:

[Jimbuna]

Yeah, resized :DL

[Gerald]

I knew it :know:

[Jimbuna]

I knew youi would.

[Gerald]

I knew youi would. "youi" is this Newcastle language....just that "i" :hmmm: or a few hen's already :03:

[frau kaleun]

After reading the last few posts I'm just gonna assume that you two had a clandestine rendezvous in London, got a little "rubbery legged," and then strolled over to the Jubilee Gardens for a romantic midnight ride on the Eye. :O:

[Gerald]

After reading the last few posts I'm just gonna assume that you two had a clandestine rendezvous in London, got a little "rubbery legged," and then strolled over to the Jubilee Gardens for a romantic midnight ride on the Eye. :O: Hey ... we have not got there yet, and it will probably take place a little later, you are welcome on the trip and the "meeting" :D

[Jimbuna]

After reading the last few posts I'm just gonna assume that you two had a clandestine rendezvous in London, got a little "rubbery legged," and then strolled over to the Jubilee Gardens for a romantic midnight ride on the Eye. :O:

Oh please...he hardly needs much encouragement :doh:

[Gerald]

Oh please...he hardly needs much encouragement :doh: :haha:

[Jimbuna]

Righteo....off to celebrate yesterdays event with the gaffa.

I'll leave you with fk and your keyboard :03:

[frau kaleun]

Righteo....off to celebrate yesterdays event with the gaffa.

I'll leave you with fk and your keyboard :03:

NOOOOOOO!!!!

*runs away*

:O:

[Gerald]

Righteo....off to celebrate yesterdays event with the gaffa.

I'll leave you with fk and your keyboard :03: Well..Have a nice evening, I'll work late at night so there will be little time for this :DL

[Gerald]

NOOOOOOO!!!!

*runs away*

:O: Good, that Frau clarifies what we stand in relation to each other, so no misunderstandings arise and possible shifts taking place, :O:

[Gerald]

:hmmm:

[Gerald]

NOOOOOOO!!!!

*runs away*

:O: After a cig, :O:

[Herr-Berbunch]

*cough-cough* :nope:

[Gerald]

*cough-cough* :nope: :roll:

[Jimbuna]

*cough-cough* :nope:

http://images.funagain.com/cover/medium/00305.jpg

[Gerald]

:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

He could have been a lot less kind :yep:

[Betonov]

Had one hell of a day yesterday. Went mountaineering yesterday with a friend of mine. Almost lost her when my car doors suddenly opened by themsleves at a roundabout. Then as we were driving up the valley we saw two guys dresssed as soldiers carrying teletubie dolls. Don't ask what was I smoking, turns out they were two of my friends pulling a prank on us. Had a nice walk and climb to the top that's at 2060m above sea level, the wiew was amazing. Until at the very top, a bumblebee stung me. Almost threw up on the way down as I got a little reaction to the toxin. And then 200m before the car we were caught into one violent heat storm.

Oh, and Herr-Berbunch thinks I was drunk like hell yesterday, which I wasn't

[Jimbuna]

So when you reached the top did you think to yourself "This is my chance, this is inspiration point" ?

[Gerald]

What a lovely day!

[Betonov]

I could do without the Teletubbie ambush and the bumblebee attack.

Finnaly, she's on her way home and I'll post some pictures today

[Gerald]

Excellent, it's fine to post anytime :DL

[Jimbuna]

I could do without the Teletubbie ambush and the bumblebee attack.

Finnaly, she's on her way home and I'll post some pictures today

Send the 'good' ones to me via PM as previously agreed :03:

[Betonov]

Damn, just went trough the pictures and I see there's not much to see :-?

She took a lot of them, but she's going on vacation and I don't know if she'll send me today. I'll post them in the photography section when I get hers. I'll only post the plaque at the top

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/270052_258603057485552_100000075783694_1154582_531 2791_n.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Damn, just went trough the pictures and I see there's not much to see :-?




Now there's a suprise :DL

[Gerald]

For you or for me, :shucks:

[Jimbuna]

For anyone expecting to see a picture of a young lady and of Egor from the front :O:

[Gerald]

For anyone expecting to see a picture of a young lady and of Egor from the front :O: "Egor" Man, what smokes it on in Newcastle :haha:

[Betonov]

I'll send a picture of her to Vendor, as a gesture of trust :03:

[Gerald]

I'll send a picture of her to Vendor, as a gesture of trust :03: THANK YOU!

[Gerald]

I'll send a picture of her to Vendor, as a gesture of trust :03: Send to Jim also, :yep:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Cheers Vendor for sending the pics to me. :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

You sure Vendor has the time to open them? :DL

[Gerald]

Cheers Vendor for sending the pics to me. :yeah: Hey ... you fellow, I did not send anything to anyone here :know:

[Jimbuna]

PM inbound.

[Gerald]

:salute:

[Jimbuna]

:03:

[Betonov]

C'mon, I'm still in shock because of my assasination atempt yesterday and now you're making me even more paranoid :O:

[Gerald]

Paranoid ... in what way I ask myself ... maybe you are in a state of happiness, :DL

[Jimbuna]

C'mon, I'm still in shock because of my assasination atempt yesterday and now you're making me even more paranoid :O:

Anything that was wrong has been righted...moving on.

Next service.

[Gerald]

Good that it's August 1 tomorrow, a month that is POSITIVE in several aspects, :yep:

[Jimbuna]

I thought Wimbledon had finished?

[Gerald]

I thought Wimbledon had finished?

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5461/1145392520292.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/163/1145392520292.jpg/)

[Jimbuna]

http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img104/2807/icontennisyk3.gif

[Herr-Berbunch]

Anyone for ...



...winding someone up? :hmmm:



;)

[Gerald]

Maybe it's your nerves that haunts...:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Anyone for ...



...winding someone up? :hmmm:



;)


http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img104/2807/icontennisyk3.gif

:smug:

[Herr-Berbunch]

This is just some old racket! :O:

[Gerald]

http://youtu.be/QbN0g8-zbdY

[Reece]

I own the in concert DVD for that, very talented pair, one of the best songs ever!:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

This is just some old racket! :O:

But some are expert at 'return service' :yep:

[Gerald]

Yep!

[Herr-Berbunch]

See :yep:

[Gerald]

See :yep: what do you see :hmmm:

[Herr-Berbunch]

That :smug:

[Gerald]

That :smug: OF COURSE :salute:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Me too :D

[Gerald]

Me too :D Ego, :O:

[Penguin]

My comment of the weekend:
It feels awkward to show your parents-in-law your bedroom :doh::"See, this is where I do the perverted things with your daughter which you never dreamt of."

Her folks came over to check out our new apartment on Saturday. It was OK, but they are exhausting, as they are a little crazy - two old Hippies... :DL
Her mom still thinks I'm not good enough, her father likes me muy mucho - exactly the opposite of all my former relationships.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Could be worse!

My wife phoned her mother yesterday and was told she was 'err, sleeping'. At that time of day? I don't think so. :oops:

[Penguin]

Could be worse!

My wife phoned her mother yesterday and was told she was 'err, sleeping'. At that time of day? I don't think so. :oops:

Oh, you mean like sleeping? :-? ok, this can be a little weird...
My Frau is convinced that she was brought by the stork, she wouldn't want to imagine their old folks doing it...

[Tchocky]

Busy busy busy day at work.

[Jimbuna]

Could be worse!

My wife phoned her mother yesterday and was told she was 'err, sleeping'. At that time of day? I don't think so. :oops:

Its usually "getting the hair done" :DL

[Penguin]

damned heat, already28° here - makes people go crazy - especially me :shifty:

Just had a heated argument with the realtor when we returned the keys to our old apartment. :x

[Gerald]

Perfect when you're working :shucks:

[Herr-Berbunch]

It's not quite that here, but it felt really hot before lunch! Good chance of thunderstorms this afternoon, so that's great. :yeah:

[Gerald]

Good, that it need not be too hot,when you have a lot to do, :yep:

[Gerald]

It's not quite that here, but it felt really hot before lunch! Good chance of thunderstorms this afternoon, so that's great. :yeah: Good when you do not have to take a shower, once you get home :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

I have a shower plumbed in, just waiting for an electrician to wire it up and then I need to retile the bathroom before I can actually have a shower! :yep:

[Sailor Steve]

Funny thing, that. I've been without a shower for a month. The apartment manager keeps forgetting to write the work order to install a curtain rod. Should have happened today, but they haven't shown up yet.

[frau kaleun]

I've been without a shower for a month.

You must be so popular. :O:

[Jimbuna]

Funny thing, that. I've been without a shower for a month. The apartment manager keeps forgetting to write the work order to install a curtain rod. Should have happened today, but they haven't shown up yet.

You must be as popular as a Vendor in a space suit :DL

Sorry but was meant as a joke....I'll give myself an infraction :oops:

[Gerald]

I have a shower plumbed in, just waiting for an electrician to wire it up and then I need to retile the bathroom before I can actually have a shower! :yep: It seems that time will tell, :yep:

[Platapus]

I broke a record last weekend. My car's internal temperature reached 159.6 degrees F after sitting in a parking lot for almost 5 hours. :sunny:

That's a tad bit warm. :sunny:

You walk outside and I swear, it feels like there is some big fusion reactor going full blast or something.

[Gerald]

Yes it is hot, but you have AC in your car, :yep:

[Platapus]

I do not understand how people could have survived in North Virginia without AC in the past. And also wore heavier clothing too.

Tougher than I am that's for sure.

Or everyone just stunk and it was normal.

[Gerald]

People get used to it over time.

[Platapus]

People get used to it over time.

For some people that is a myth.

I am a cold weather person. I have spent many years living in hot climates and I have never "gotten used to it".

I don't think everyone can acclimate to all temperatures. Some can and they are lucky. But there are people like me who even after living in North Virginia for 17 years still can't acclimate to the heat and humidity.

It sucks. I wish I could acclimate. I truly do.

[Sailor Steve]

You must be so popular. :O:
Would it make any difference to you? Then why bother?

Sorry but was meant as a joke....I'll give myself an infraction :oops:
I'd give you one myself but you beat me too it. Hmm, I wonder how that works? :hmmm:

[Penguin]

I think Sailor Steve is just preparing to cover this song:
Dead Milkmen - My Many Smells (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMUWKf6tJGw) :D

(says the guy who kicks washing machines ;))

[Betonov]

You walk outside and I swear, it feels like there is some big fusion reactor going full blast or something.

:haha::haha:

[Penguin]

rain, rain, we had rain!
*jumping ecstatic up and down*
Finally a little colder, ok I could not complain much, we had the coldest July here since 10 years. The strange thing is the older I become, the less I can stand heat - I thought it was the other way round, that older people tend to feel chilly very quickly.

Incoming thunderstorms - well, the worst time. Tomorrow I want to have a trip into the woods with a friend. Won't work well with lighting... and wet wood and too good for a campfire...
Damned! :x And this is one of the few times he is able to get away from his wife, aka The Witch***8482;
Maybe we should visit Herr Berbunch instead, as my friend is a tile setter - and I can stand around, drink beer and give dumb comments! :yep:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Feel free, dumb comments always welcome, just get the ferry to Hull and then turn left over a big bridge, keep going a few miles and beers on stand-by.

[Jimbuna]

I broke a record last weekend. My car's internal temperature reached 159.6 degrees F after sitting in a parking lot for almost 5 hours. :sunny:

That's a tad bit warm. :sunny:

You walk outside and I swear, it feels like there is some big fusion reactor going full blast or something.

Reminds me way back in life when my dad would 'help' me purchase my cars....always went for the leather seat variety because they were considered cool by us younger generation at the time.

One day we had a rare 'hotty' and I'll always remember jumping into the drivers seat with a pair of shorts on but no t-shirt.

The ten or so seconds it took my dad to answer my screams for help before peeling me out of the seat seemed like a veritable lifetime :o

I've always went for cloth/fabric seats since :DL

[Gerald]

Feel free, dumb comments always welcome, just get the ferry to Hull and then turn left over a big bridge, keep going a few miles and beers on stand-by. What happened with your installation of the shower?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Last hole (from previous tile removal) still needs plastering, I'll do that tomorrow morning. Then it's just waiting for an electrician as he'll want to trunk through the plasterboard. Then I can cover that and tile.

Then I'll not stink so bad. :88)

[Gerald]

Last hole (from previous tile removal) still needs plastering, I'll do that tomorrow morning. Then it's just waiting for an electrician as he'll want to trunk through the plasterboard. Then I can cover that and tile.

Then I'll not stink so bad. :88) Then it's party atmosphere that prevails tomorrow, :haha:

[Betonov]

Bloody hell, 2 weeks ago we had snow, today another heat wave :damn:

[Herr-Berbunch]

How's things on the lady front? :hmmm:

Meet for iced coffee, walk in the hills...

[Betonov]

Thanks for reminding me. Got my july pay today. I'll call her after I finish some maintainance on the car

[Gerald]

You let a car go, before a woman...:hmmm:

[Betonov]

She's proabibly riding horses now, she always rides horses until seven in the evening. No use calling now anyway

[Gerald]

How do you know that she rides horses, and not something else ... and you have control of her so you know it's seven o'clock, and no other time, perhaps she is headed for you, with the horse .. because she knows that you have "problems" with car...

[Herr-Berbunch]

Firm thighs!


That's all I gotta say :o:03:

[Gerald]

It may be very likely, ;)

[Betonov]

Firm thighs!

Saw her in a tight black dress. Any smart man should go after a woman that rides horses.

How do you know that she rides horses, and not something else ... and you have control of her so you know it's seven o'clock, and no other time, perhaps she is headed for you, with the horse .. because she knows that you have "problems" with car...

Vendor, you watching too much romantic movies :O:
And I don't control her, we're not together. I have this distinct feeling that I proabibly should go after the one that went mountaneering with me on saturday. Something tells me that she outgrew ''friends only'' fondness that she had a month earlier :hmmm:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Black dress - pics or it never happened! :O:

All I'll say is pick one, and stick with it, don't be greedy.

[Gerald]

You've always taken a decision on what to do with your women, which is good, ;)

[Betonov]

:haha::haha: what, taking her picture at a funeral

I'm not greedy. I'll pick one when one is ready for picking. Until one of them caves in, I'm seting my sights on both of them. Plus I can use one to make the other jealous, hastening the process.

When you're not as good looking as I am, courting is more like politics than a romantic novel :03:

[Gerald]

Beauty is inside you, and as long as you have IQ, you will far :yep:

[Betonov]

Beauty is inside you, and as long as you have IQ, you will far :yep:

Actually, my inside is gooey, bloody and dark

[Gerald]

I do not believe that "all" your girls think,they see something else.

[Betonov]

I do not believe that "all" your girls think,they see something else.

Not all my girls think, but these two sure do :DL

Aww hell, I take a 5min break from tearing my car apart and now I'm half an hour here.
Luckly I'm listening to some Croatian music, I'll post the link but most of you wont understand what theyre singing. Soul music in my parts, therapy with music.

Da te mogu pismom zvati (that I could call you with a letter)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDyMVzj5at0&feature=related

[Jimbuna]

You should try social networking then....last time I looked it was a thread for comments :O:

That's my comment BTW :|\\

[Gerald]

Not all my girls think, but these two sure do :DL

Aww hell, I take a 5min break from tearing my car apart and now I'm half an hour here.
Luckly I'm listening to some Croatian music, I'll post the link but most of you wont understand what theyre singing. Soul music in my parts, therapy with music.

Da te mogu pismom zvati (that I could call you with a letter)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDyMVzj5at0&feature=related Good luck with your quest, in the hope of finding the right one.

[Betonov]

You should try social networking then....last time I looked it was a thread for comments :O:

That's my comment BTW :|\\

I regard ever post as a comment or comment of a comment :O:
No social networking, no. I'm already on Facebook and Google+. No more.

Thanks Vendor. Me getting a woman is more like an epic quest

[Gerald]

In the end you will reap the rewards,:03:

[Jimbuna]

I regard ever post as a comment or comment of a comment :O:
No social networking, no. I'm already on Facebook and Google+. No more.

Thanks Vendor. Me getting a woman is more like an epic quest

Can't say I blame you regarding FB in particular.

[Betonov]

Can't say I blame you regarding FB in particular.

But I actually found two good uses for FB.

1) all my published images on Subsim have been uploaded on FB

2) having friends like Zatrnik Inn or Noc Pub has benefits of always knowing when something interesting is happening

[Jimbuna]

But I actually found two good uses for FB.

1) all my published images on Subsim have been uploaded on FB

2) having friends like Zatrnik Inn or Noc Pub has benefits of always knowing when something interesting is happening

I've actually had an account for a number of years but rely on my daughter to check it periodically :oops:

[Gerald]

It is you probably are not, the only one to do :yep:

[Gerald]

Black dress - pics or it never happened! :O:

All I'll say is pick one, and stick with it, don't be greedy. :know:

[Jimbuna]

Black dress - pics or it never happened! :O:

All I'll say is pick one, and stick with it, don't be greedy.

Red Shoe Diaries were the best :03:

[Sailor Steve]

Red Shoe Diaries were the best :03:
Did you know David Duchovny was in that? Neither did I, and that was after watching every single episode! :D

[Jimbuna]

Did you know David Duchovny was in that? Neither did I, and that was after watching every single episode! :D

Wdll actually I did but my curiosity got the better of me :DL

[Betonov]

Had some fun today with my car.
Wrote: when I grow up, I'll be a landrover on the back of my Clio and colored the plugs in front (where the fog lights would have been) so the right one is green and the left one is red.

[Growler]

Brilliant! Hook up an air horn or a klaxon to your car's horn, turn off the ventilation and roll up the windows - you're rigged for dive!

[Herr-Berbunch]

Brilliant! Hook up an air horn or a klaxon to your car's horn, turn off the ventilation and roll up the windows - you're rigged for dive!

And bash it about until it looks like a Lotus Esprit...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ce/Lotus_Esprit_submarine.jpg

[Betonov]

Nah, I just need to biy a Lada Niva. They sell for less than €300 here :DL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4kWYvH0_oY&playnext=1&list=PLF4E860F3F6281A1A

[Herr-Berbunch]

Amazing! :o

Edit: the footage, not the price.

[Betonov]

Lada Niva is here what Land Rover Defender is in the Commonwealth, only we treat the Niva like consumable material. Drive it until if falls apart and then buy a new one. And we drive to abuse. They say everyday Slovenians manage to kill two Niva's :D And I'm an owner of one such kill.

And in unrelated news: I WANT :wah::wah:

http://www.shipinbottle.net/uploads/barque-HMS-Victory-ship-in-light-bulb.jpg

[Jimbuna]

I thought that's where all Ladas usually end up anyway...on the bottom of a lake or a river :DL

[Osmium Steele]

Is there anything more ironic than a mosh pit at a Men Without Hats concert?

[Penguin]

Back from the woods: smelly, dirty, with a hangover: it was a good trip! :up:

Lesson learned: never go on a trip with a friend who has a record label -wasted too much of my pocket money on noisy stuff when we came home :DL

Is there anything more ironic than a mosh pit at a Men Without Hats concert?

:haha: I think one can mosh to "Safety Dance" at double speed...
Actually it is sensible to be hatless in a pit, it's a nuisance to recover it - but worse is Penguins Without Contact Lenses :O:

[Betonov]

Where's Vendor ?? :hmmm:

[Penguin]

Where's Vendor ?? :hmmm:

:hmmm: last login on the 3rd...
Have you looked into you cellar, or wherever you store the cherry schnaps?

[Betonov]

:hmmm: last login on the 3rd...
Have you looked into you cellar, where the cherry schnaps is?

prokleta piz... (runs off)

[Betonov]

OK, checked all the booze bunkers, he's nowhere to be found

[Hottentot]

Taking a vacation? Sweden is quite similar to Finland and it's lovely here this time of the year. I suppose it would be good time to travel in Sweden too.

[Penguin]

:hmmm: Yes, the whole country of Sweden shuts down in the summer, but I remember Vendor saying something about having to work in August.

I used nearly all my vacation up for our move :wah: - well at least I have some slow days at my job.
Speaking of: I really hate it when people come to my office or call me and disturb me with work. How dare they? I am running only on one Diesel atm. :DL

[Hottentot]

:hmmm: Yes, the whole country of Sweden shuts down in the summer, but I remember Vendor saying something about having to work in August.

Vendor is too smart for that. Only retarded people accept holidays in June or July if they can help it: it's the hottest time of the year and you can't even go open the freaking mailbox with anything more than broken boxers on. Smart money bets on late summer / early autumn when it's still reasonably warm and sunny but without getting roasted.

Which reminds me that I have to go take some scenery shots and post them on photography thread soon :yep:.

[Jimbuna]

Taking a vacation? Sweden is quite similar to Finland and it's lovely here this time of the year. I suppose it would be good time to travel in Sweden too.

I've heard a rumour he's in London :hmmm:

Who do you think started the riots? :DL

[Hottentot]

I've heard a rumour he's in London :hmmm:

Who do you think started the riots? :DL

That silly white caucasian mongrel. :DL

[Penguin]

I've heard a rumour he's in London :hmmm:

Who do you think started the riots? :DL

:har:

damned, who let all the bloody foreigners in!

[Hottentot]

Watch out Penguin: I have a Swede and I'm not afraid to use it!

[Penguin]

ha, I am not afraid: I have a Sami sitting on my lap!

[Hottentot]

Does it come with a reindeer?

[Penguin]

Does it come with a reindeer?

Yes, I use it to ride through the woods to find some Pontikka! Here is a photo of it:

http://img814.imageshack.us/img814/3628/21908715.jpg

[Hottentot]

Your knowledge of the Finnish culture and soul has been approved with such exemplary grades that I can do nothing but yield and make a cheap remark about sausage and beer.

[Growler]

Your knowledge of the Finnish culture and soul has been approved with such exemplary grades that I can do nothing but yield and make a cheap remark about sausage and beer.
Someone say "beer?" Sure, it's only 11AM here. So?

[Jimbuna]

Someone say "beer?" Sure, it's only 11AM here. So?

Count me in.

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/2884/drunkcob.gif

[Penguin]

Your knowledge of the Finnish culture and soul has been approved with such exemplary grades that I can do nothing but yield and make a cheap remark about sausage and beer.

Tack så mycket! :D

@Growler:
http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/9471/biersorte02.jpg

That's what I can choose from this evening :yep:. Out local brew is the dark one on the lower left.

[Hottentot]

Shall we make an educational excursion to Germany then?

[Hottentot]

Tack så mycket! :D

*Glares*

*Reaches for puukko*

*Glares*

[Growler]

Tack så mycket! :D

@Growler:
http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/9471/biersorte02.jpg

That's what I can choose from this evening :yep:. Out local brew is the dark one on the lower left.

Yes, please. One of each should do nicely for starters. It's barely 11, and it's already been a long week.

[Penguin]

*Glares*

*Reaches for puukko*

*Glares*

*grins*

*pets his Tiger Panzer*

*gins even more stupid*

I just wanted to use your official language...

*jumps into the panzer hoping the steel will be strong enough to protect*

[frau kaleun]

*Glares*

*Reaches for puukko*

*Glares*

*grins*

*pets his Tiger Panzer*

*gins even more stupid*

I just wanted to use your official language...

*jumps into the panzer hoping the steel will be strong enough to protect*

http://flashyourstache.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/stalin_384x350.jpg

'Ello 'ello, what's all this then?

[Penguin]

http://flashyourstache.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/stalin_384x350.jpg

'Ello 'ello, what's all this then?

Oh, hey Joe!
just exchanging cocktail recipes with my Finnish buddy...





http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/7444/5infantryversustank.jpg

[frau kaleun]

Oh, hey Joe!

what you doin' with that gun in your hand...


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3611/3526275005_600f277220.jpg

Fixed. :O:

[Penguin]

Oh, hey Joe!
I caught you messing round with another man

http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/7619/stalinkiss2001.jpg

fixfixed :O:

[Osmium Steele]

I guess I'm too stupid to get out of jury duty. *sigh*

Jury duty by day, working at night. Sleeping somewhere in between. Gonna be a long week.

[Hottentot]

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/7444/5infantryversustank.jpg

Nice picture. Here, I doctored it a little:

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/8718/33465958.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/811/33465958.jpg/)

[Penguin]

Nice picture. Here, I doctored it a little:

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/8718/33465958.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/811/33465958.jpg/)

Good work! The colors fit very well. Reminds me of the WW2 comic series from the 70s/80s by Pierre Dupuis. That's the only picture I found online, but you get the impression:

http://img804.imageshack.us/img804/849/dupuispierre.jpg

In the books the colors look more washed out, like in the pic you altered.

Sadly they were never translated into English afaik, however they are available in French, German and Swedish.
Here's a link to the swedish ones:
http://www.seriesam.com/cgi-bin/guide?s=ANDRA+V%C4RLDSKRIGET+%281977%29
However they did not translate all comics into other languages, for example the one about the resistance you see in the link above, was never published in Germany.
They also have one about U-boote in French only: http://www.amazon.fr/U-Boote-Seconde-Guerre-mondiale/dp/2205027816 - I hope the frogs will reprint it some day...

In Krautland were 8 albums published - got all of them :smug:. Maybe they are a good idea to check out as you want to learn German and are interested in WW2.

[Herr-Berbunch]

I guess I'm too stupid to get out of jury duty. *sigh*

Jury duty by day, working at night. Sleeping somewhere in between. Gonna be a long week.

Guilty - hang the lot of them! Apart from the good looking lady, she's obviously innocent. :o

[Growler]

Guilty - hang the lot of them! Apart from the good looking lady, she's obviously innocent. :o

Always worked for me.:D

[Hottentot]

Good work! The colors fit very well.

Thanks. In case you're interested, it took me just 15 minutes with Recolored (http://www.recolored.com/). The original black&white picture had a very high contrast, so I had to lower it and make it little darker with Irfanview so the colors stood out, but otherwise it's completely done with that.

Lovely program.

Sadly they were never translated into English afaik, however they are available in French, German and Swedish.
Here's a link to the swedish ones:
http://www.seriesam.com/cgi-bin/guide?s=ANDRA+V%C4RLDSKRIGET+%281977%29Looks like I have to start polishing my Swedish again then :03:.

In Krautland were 8 albums published - got all of them :smug:. Maybe they are a good idea to check out as you want to learn German and are interested in WW2.Can't be worse than augmenting my learning of Russian by listening to music and watching TV and movies. I'll have to keep that in mind if they'll accept me to that "German for simpletons" course on the beginning of next semester. :DL

Edit: by the way, the scenery pictures I talked about yesterday have now been posted to the photography thread, in case you want to see some shots from Tampere.

[Growler]

...polishing my Swedish...:03:.


Hm. Never heard it called that before.:haha:

[Hottentot]

Hm. Never heard it called that before.:haha:

Come to think of it, it's actually very fitting description. Especially during the hockey world championship matches.

[Penguin]

I guess I'm too stupid to get out of jury duty. *sigh*

Jury duty by day, working at night. Sleeping somewhere in between. Gonna be a long week.

Good luck with that!
I had the impression that employers in The US were obligated to give you days off when you have jury duty - or is this only when it competes with the work hours?

[Platapus]

Good luck with that!
I had the impression that employers in The US were obligated to give you days off when you have jury duty - or is this only when it competes with the work hours?

Depends on the company. Some, like mine are great and I get paid for jury duty. Other companies are not so good.

[frau kaleun]

Depends on the company. Some, like mine are great and I get paid for jury duty. Other companies are not so good.

My boss just writes a letter saying that I can't possibly be spared. :smug:


Lol, it helps that we're a really small company.