This is the comment thread!

[Catfish]

"NATO was created to keep the Soviet Union out, the Americans in, and the Germans down."

Lord Hastings Lionel Ismay, NATO's first Secretary General

[l02turner]

They'll also include the ever present far right wing extremist (they're never far left wing, for some reason) along with an evil corporation and a rogue military unit. Throw in some assault rifles [sic] and you've got the makings for a super hit!

:Kaleun_Applaud:

Soon Hollywoor will be making films about Covid-19 where they make it out that they single handedly ended the whole pandemic themselves. Someone like TheRock will play the badda$$ scientist who finds the vaccine, while also fighting corrupt politicians and terrorists for some reason.

[Jimbuna]

When nothing is going right, go left.

[Jimbuna]

Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.

[Jimbuna]

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.

[Jimbuna]

Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.

[Jimbuna]

Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.

[Jimbuna]

Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more.

[Jimbuna]

I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.

[Jimbuna]

If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?

[Jimbuna]

I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

[Jimbuna]

I wonder, do we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?

[Jimbuna]

You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.

[Jimbuna]

Learning a foreign language is pointless, I’m not even allowed to talk to strangers.

[Jimbuna]

Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.

[Jimbuna]

Please God, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.

[Jimbuna]

In spring, birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back.

[Jimbuna]

To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service.

[Jimbuna]

Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.

[Jimbuna]

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.

[Jimbuna]

Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.

[Jimbuna]

I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.

[Jimbuna]

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.

[Jeff-Groves]

My Mom used to say "If Your Friends jumped off a building you'd probably do it to!"
I had to inform her "They didn't jump. I pushed them."

[Jimbuna]

A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.

[Jimbuna]

I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

[Jimbuna]

Age only matters if you are a cheese.

[Aktungbby]

...or a Napa premium Cabernet Sauvignon! :Kaleun_Cheers:

[Catfish]

Like Guyeres cheese, a real[sic!] Cabernet Sauvignon has to be raised and harvested in France :O:

[Jimbuna]

If only common sense were more common.

[Aktungbby]

Like Guyeres cheese, a real[sic!] Cabernet Sauvignon has to be raised and harvested in France :O: :nope: Cabernet Sauvignon in the world
Few would argue that the finest examples of Cabernet Sauvignon wine are found in Bordeaux and California, a standpoint supported by the 1976 Judgment of Paris. A famous wine competition held in Paris in May 1976, when top wines from Burgundy and Bordeaux were blind-tasted alongside top wines from California. Controversially (and to widespread shock) the panel of judges, most of whom were from France, rated several of the American wines more highly than the French wines. For more information, see this article.The past two decades have seen a raft of quality Cabernets emerging from New World regions such as Maipo in Chile and Coonawarra in Australia.
These are gaining popularity with an increasingly broad consumer base as the world's most prestigious Cabernet Sauvignon wines become prohibitively expensive.
The variety has now made its way even into such established and traditional Italian names as Chianti and Carmignano (albeit restricted to 15 percent of the permitted blend), evidence that even the oldest and most traditional wine institutions now recognize the value of this most famous of grapes. The American wines cleaned up; a 1973 Stag's Leap Cabernet Sauvignon and a 1973 Chateau Montelena Chardonnay, both from the Napa Valley, outscored their Gallic rivals. The French reeled. ...and again in 1993: https://www.wine-searcher.com/m/2012/06/judgment-time-in-new-jersey

[Catfish]

:nope: ...and again in 1993: https://www.wine-searcher.com/m/2012/06/judgment-time-in-new-jersey

I know well , was just pulling your leg :D Californian wines are top notch, and a lot of Bordeaux wines are simply verpriced. This does not mean that Napa valley cannot also demand high prices for some sorts ..
I hope it did not all burn down in those wildfires, wineyards take decades and more to grow.

[Jimbuna]

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

[Jimbuna]

My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.

[Jimbuna]

Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.

[Jimbuna]

With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.

[Jimbuna]

Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.

[Jimbuna]

My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.

[Jimbuna]

Smile while you still have teeth.

[Jimbuna]

I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.

[Jimbuna]

Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.

[Jimbuna]

Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.

[Jimbuna]

Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.

[Jimbuna]

Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.

[mapuc]

We could say the government spend like drunken sailors, but that would be unfair to drunken sailors, because the sailors are spending their own money
Ronald Reagan

Markus

[Jimbuna]

If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.

[Jimbuna]

Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain.

[Jimbuna]

Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.

[Jimbuna]

I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom.

[Jimbuna]

The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.

[Jimbuna]

There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.

[Von Due]

People who send me a text message which only says "call me" will get a phone call where I say "message me" then hang up.

[Jeff-Groves]

Hanging up in anger just don't work right with cell phones!
I'm working on an App that sends the sound of a phone being slammed down when I hang up on people.

[Jimbuna]

For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.

[Jimbuna]

Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.

[Jimbuna]

Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year.

[mapuc]

....and fast it goes 67,000 miles per hour, while earth is rotating with roughly 1,000 miles per hour.

Markus

[Catfish]

"Humankind".
Wedding ceremonies are rituals that allow two individuals of this species to announce to other individuals of their species that they now belong to each other.
Weddings would be more honest if both peed on each other to establish their territory. "Keep out everybody, this is now my property."

[Jimbuna]

The decision to decide is a decision in itself.

[Sean C]

Reminds me of ...

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

[Jimbuna]

Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double.

[Catfish]

People who think that Mrna vaccines can change their DNA, should see this as a chance.

[Jimbuna]

I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am..

[Jimbuna]

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

[Jimbuna]

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

[Jimbuna]

I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating.

[mapuc]

Today it is two years since I visit a thread-Since then I haven't looked at it at all.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

[Jimbuna]

Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.

[mapuc]

There's one thing I do know and this thing is-I know nothing

Markus

[Jimbuna]

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

[Commander Wallace]

I know I'm probably paranoid. I wouldn't be paranoid however if everyone wasn't out to get me.

[Jimbuna]

I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.

[Commander Wallace]

Of all the things I have ever lost, I miss my mind the most.

[Catfish]

^ ^ re Commander Wallace

Being paranoid does not mean they are not out to get you ..

[Commander Wallace]

^ ^ re Commander Wallace

Being paranoid does not mean they are not out to get you ..




Exactly Catfish. Why can't it be both ? :D

[Jimbuna]

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

[mapuc]

Imagine a war where no one came to the battles

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Fortune cookie: You'll have a better fortune in the next cookie.

[Von Due]

The British Queen, after testing covid positive, is back on light duties, the beeb reports. The Queen, now in charge of all the switches and spare bulbs.

[Jimbuna]

A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.

[Jimbuna]

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

[Jeff-Groves]

A Javilion in the brush is payment for a Tank on the road.

[Jimbuna]

I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck!

[Jimbuna]

You can't have everything... where would you put it?

[Jimbuna]

I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down.

[Jimbuna]

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

[Jimbuna]

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

[Jimbuna]

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

[Jimbuna]

If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.

[Jimbuna]

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

[Jimbuna]

Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?

[Jimbuna]

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

[Jimbuna]

If there's no love in the world,... let's make some.

[Jimbuna]

I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

[Jimbuna]

He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.

[Jimbuna]

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

[Jimbuna]

Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.

[Jimbuna]

Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.

[Jimbuna]

My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.

[Jimbuna]

I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'

[Jimbuna]

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.

[Jimbuna]

When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.

[Jimbuna]

I am too lazy to be lazy.

[mapuc]

It IS definitely different between us who write wrong "words"

Markus

[Jimbuna]

I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.

[Jimbuna]

Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled.

[Jimbuna]

If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.

[mapuc]

In Lübeck wohnt Herr Thomas wann
Ich frag´ihn, ob er trinken kann
Ja, jeden tag so rund om vier
bestelle ich schnaps und ein grosses bier

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

[Jimbuna]

If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.

[Jimbuna]

Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.

[Jimbuna]

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

[Jimbuna]

Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.

[mapuc]

American English is more close to older English than queen's English

Read this on the web- Don't know if it's true or not.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.

[Jimbuna]

I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?

[Jimbuna]

Those who snore always fall asleep first.

[Von Due]

A random video on youtube was titled "the only way to stop Putin with Stephen Fry". Dropping Fry on top of Putin?

[Jimbuna]

It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated.

[Jimbuna]

If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!

[Jimbuna]

No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

[Jimbuna]

There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.

[Jimbuna]

My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available.

[Jimbuna]

All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.

[Jimbuna]

I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year.

[Jimbuna]

I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.

[Eichhörnchen]

• The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54.
• The inventor of gymnastics died at the age of 57.
• The world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41.
• The best footballer in the world, Maradona, died at the age of 60.
• James Fuller Fixx, credited with helping start America's fitness revolution by popularising running, died of a heart attack while jogging at age 52.
However ...
• The Kentucky Fried Chicken inventor died at 94.
• Cigarette maker Charles Winston died at the age of 102.
• The inventor of opium died at the age of 116, not even of natural causes but in an earthquake.
• And, the Hennessey whiskey creator died at 98.
How did smart people come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?
The rabbit is always jumping up and down, but it lives for only two years, and the turtle, that doesn't exercise at all, lives for 400 years.
Oh yes of course, Hugh Hefner died at 90 on the job ( or shortly thereafter)
So in 2022 chill, stay cool, eat, drink and enjoy your life!

[Aktungbby]

I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.
ARICEPT HELPS!:yeah:

Oh yes of course, Hugh Hefner died at 90 on the job ( or shortly thereafter)
So in 2022 chill, stay cool, eat, drink and enjoy your life!VIAGRA with ARICEPT!...so U can at least remember her damn name...("shortly thereafter")...:oops::O::wah::dead:

[Jimbuna]

What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?

[Von Due]

Latest peace talks between Nevagivin and Bugaroff ended with no agreement.

[Jimbuna]

He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this sidewalk is icy!"

[Catfish]

Latest peace talks between Nevagivin and Bugaroff ended with no agreement.
There once was an english lesson in the eighties about two russians, they were called Pisov and Vukov.

[ET2SN]

I gave up watching The Flintstones on Cartoon Network. The whole idea of going to bowling alleys and drive-in theatres just seems so dated.. :yep:

[Jimbuna]

How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

[Jimbuna]

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.

[Catfish]

Russian President Vladimir Putin congratulated Emmanuel Macron on his re-election as President of France in a statement Monday.
“I sincerely wish you success in your state activities, as well as good health and well-being,” reads the message, published by the Kremlin.

My comment: I would be very careful now ..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiXCM6J7tbY

[Jimbuna]

In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.

[Jimbuna]

I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.

[Jimbuna]

They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves.

[Aktungbby]

90% of being married is yelling 'WHAT' from other rooms.

[Aktungbby]

If Elon Musk also eventually acquires Facebook and U-tube along with Twitter...would be it called Utwitface!??:03:

[fireftr18]

If Elon Musk also eventually acquires Facebook and U-tube along with Twitter...would be it called Utwitface!??:03:

So that's it. I was wondering why everyone keeps saying "you twit face" to me.

[Jimbuna]

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

[Jimbuna]

Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

[mapuc]

I have FB but it doesn't control me it's me who's in control.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.

[Jimbuna]

If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.

[Jimbuna]

Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...

[Jimbuna]

If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.

[Eichhörnchen]

I just heard on the radio that some Brit (it had to be) is being treated for monkey pox after a trip to Nigeria

I never heard of this before but it sounds just too good to be true. Do you think it's being treated with bananas? Maybe he caught it at a swingers party

[Aktungbby]

If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/D-VE7VTi-OwB4rdV4qwcWxp6w_U=/0x0:650x366/1600x900/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/48708165/38b55d576edf3676cbf37b80be910f1f.0.0.jpg ....regardless of however adoorable U mayB!:arrgh!:

[Catfish]

I just heard on the radio that some Brit (it had to be) is being treated for monkey pox after a trip to Nigeria

I never heard of this before but it sounds just too good to be true. Do you think it's being treated with bananas? Maybe he caught it at a swingers party
A swinger party with monkeys :hmmm:
Aids can also be transferred by long-tailed monkeys, so ... :oops:

[Jimbuna]

I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".

[Catfish]

When all you have is a hammer everything looks like a nail, but if you have a hammer and a sickle everything appears to be a swastika.

[Jimbuna]

Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast as I could!

[Jimbuna]

Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.

[Jimbuna]

I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late.

[Jimbuna]

An expert is a person who has made every possible mistake in a small field of study.

[Jimbuna]

You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.

[Jimbuna]

Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.

[Jimbuna]

I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!

[Jimbuna]

Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.

[Jimbuna]

It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt.

[Jimbuna]

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.

[fireftr18]

I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!

People have told me that a few times. :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!

[Jimbuna]

When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me.

[Jimbuna]

You already know something you don't even know that you know.

[fireftr18]

You already know something you don't even know that you know.

I didn't know that!

[Jimbuna]

When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car.

[mapuc]

I must be a great person to be friend with, just ask the 50 mosquito who swarmed me yesterday.

Markus

[Reece]

When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car.
:har::har::har:

[Jimbuna]

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.

[Aktungbby]

When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car....now if only there's a back seat!:O:

[Jimbuna]

You already know something you don't even know that you know.

[Ostfriese]

When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car.


Or maybe he's embarrassed being caught wearing a leather mini-skirt :03:

[Jimbuna]

Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.

[mapuc]

Here in Denmark we beat the grass/lawn.

A Dane may say I have to beat my lawn today.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.

[Jimbuna]

In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it.

[Jimbuna]

Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it.

[Jimbuna]

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'

[Jimbuna]

The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.

[mapuc]

Read on Twitter:

Frau Merkel says Putin want to destroy Europe.

A Response- Macron, Merkel and Löfven(Swedish Prime minister) Has already destroyed Europe.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.

[Jimbuna]

Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet.

[Jimbuna]

Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

[Jimbuna]

It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose.

[Jimbuna]

Never test how deep the water is with both feet.

[Jimbuna]

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

[Jimbuna]

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

[Jimbuna]

I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.

[Jimbuna]

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

[Catfish]

My friend donates a kidney to the City Hospital, and he's treated like some hero.
I donate five kidneys to the hospital and I get arrested.

[Jimbuna]

If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!

[Jimbuna]

After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.

[Eichhörnchen]

Chocolatiers - what's that all about then? This was never suggested as a career option at school - I think I could've done that. Moira reckons all you need is a sense of taste and be able to see (the last one a real bonus I suppose) and then a life of mincing up and down in Switzerland wearing a chef's hat and carrying a big wooden spoon

[Jimbuna]

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

[Jimbuna]

You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'

[Jimbuna]

Don't press your luck, you might pop it.

[Onkel Neal]

On to Part II. (https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2816065#post2816065)