This is the comment thread!

[frau kaleun]

Stop pickin' on the old guy! :wah:

Man hats a great excuse.

Okay now, this has gone on long enough. I think you really need to... put a lid on it.

[Jimbuna]

http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/6883/unledsos.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/846/unledsos.jpg/)

[Penguin]

blasphemy! :o

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/6608/menwithouthats0.png

[Herr-Berbunch]

Steve should've posted this one when he move apartment -

http://www.thinkin-lincoln.com/istrip_files/strips/20060227.gif

[Sailor Steve]

But I don't have a comic for you ever. That's a comment, but it's also a fact.

[Herr-Berbunch]

But I don't have a comic for you ever. That's a comment, but it's also a fact.

Mum! Steve says he hasn't got my comic! :wah:
But he has, Mum, he took it! :wah: :stare:

[Jimbuna]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/dog-lold.jpg?w=400&h=589

[Oberon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDH_msmBe6Q&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXSjIlbYklA)

[Growler]

What makes you think that's more than your biased perception? Most atheists don't hate God at all, they just hate the fact that society is controlled by people who claim to do everything "In the name of God." Most of them witness the intolerance of the religious and respond in kind.

Thank you, Steve. Well said.

[Betonov]

Nah, forget about those idiots. They hate god because they hate themselves and are just projecting. They (ab)use atheism as an excuse to make themselves look smarter. Other than that they're on the same level as those of the west-something baptist church, protesting about nothing, just to make some noise. Or they're just spoiled teenage brats rebeling against nothing.

I don't hate god, I can't hate what I don't believe in. I hate the idea about a supreme omnipotent being that decides my fate and future. Like living under a totalitarian regime.

[Sailor Steve]

Mum! Steve says he hasn't got my comic! :wah:
But he has, Mum, he took it! :wah: :stare:
I'm gonna get you, ya dirty little snitch! Just you wait! :x

[Penguin]

My wise lesson from the weekend:

1. Hard structures at the height of your head in dark rooms will cause your head to be 2cm taller.

2. a bump on your head attracts hard structures to hit it again

:-?

[Betonov]

Snow fell in the Alps

[Osmium Steele]

So did I, but I got back up again.

[Betonov]

So did I, but I got back up again.

God one :DL

[Gerald]

@Betonov,can we get a "progress report" on your red-haired lady, :DL

[Betonov]

@Betonov,can we get a "progress report" on your red-haired lady, :DL

You can get a non-progress report.

[Gerald]

You can get a non-progress report. Have you found another, instead :hmmm:

[Betonov]

No no. She's still actuall. It's just that curenty I have bigger fish to fry. Maybe next week I'll ring her up

[Herr-Berbunch]

It's just that curenty I have bigger fish to fry.

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/funny-dog-pictures-bigger-snausages.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UBm7_pjK06k/S8jp-TUttpI/AAAAAAAAAEk/ZU-w5ZASh9Y/s1600/giant-fish.jpg

[Gerald]

Nice one, :DL

[Jimbuna]

Of course...keep the faith :smug:

[Betonov]

Nah, I don't know nothing about fishing. But I was able to clean a freshly cut fish in 15s. And then fry it to perfection

[Jimbuna]

Yeah, goldfish don't take much effort at all usually :DL

[Betonov]

I think it's alot harder to clean out a goldfish than a trout :DL

[Penguin]

Betonov, don't wait too long to make your move. You don't want to end like Charlie B. :03:

http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/4051/19920623.gif

[Betonov]

:o :o :o

[Gerald]

Well think of what, Penguin says ... do not let her wait too long...:03:

[Jimbuna]

You got no pictures of you from the front...or is that the real issue here? :DL

[Gerald]

You got no pictures of you from the front...or is that the real issue here? :DL Well ... you did get two photos in an email, then enlarge them, but I'll upload the photos, of suitable material later, :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

Well ... you did get two photos in an email, then enlarge them, but I'll upload the photos, of suitable material later, :DL

:nope: That means there's also some unsuitable material somewhere too. :o

[Jimbuna]

Well ... you did get two photos in an email, then enlarge them, but I'll upload the photos, of suitable material later, :DL

Yes I found them yesterday, one looks like it was taken from an aircraft in mid flight and the other was of a woman....wonder who that was? :hmmm:

My earlier comment was directed at Betonov...we have only seen a rear view of him, is that the reason he is finding it difficult to approach this woman, for fear of her seeing his face? :DL

[Gerald]

:nope: That means there's also some unsuitable material somewhere too. :o It could easily be understood .. so of "some" overzealous people,:haha:

[Gerald]

Yes I found them yesterday, one looks like it was taken from an aircraft in mid flight and the other was of a woman....wonder who that was? :hmmm:

My earlier comment was directed at Betonov...we have only seen a rear view of him, is that the reason he is finding it difficult to approach this woman, for fear of her seeing his face? :DL He is waiting her out, so that she gets what she wants, :DL

[Jimbuna]

He is waiting her out, so that she gets what she wants, :DL

A frontal view photo...I don't think so, he's suddenly gone very quiet on the subject :hmmm:

[Growler]

A frontal view photo...I don't think so, he's suddenly gone very quiet on the subject :hmmm:

Ooo... good lawyers he has...

[Gerald]

A frontal view photo...I don't think so, he's suddenly gone very quiet on the subject :hmmm: Yes, it might be ... he has mastered a few tricks in medical school .... which is the best way to get a woman at his feet, :cool:

[Betonov]

I was working people :DL

The face might be a problem yes, I'm no Brad Pitt. I'll post my frontal when I'll loose an aditional 10kg. The problem with me is low self esteem (what the heck, I can go honest here, nobody knows me). I can talk myself out of a doorless room, I have a massage course completed, make a decent wage, handy around the house, don't drink/smoke/do drugs, cant stand soccer/football, don't care much about cars and I am one of the few men that remembers all the dates women want us to remember. I am the perfect man minus the good looks. But thats only good for 1/1000 women in this country and my low self esteem prevents me from making a contact with all of them to find the one that's not shallow. The red actually ''broke the ice'' when we met. And all due to the weight problem.

But, to make it up to you I'll post a picture of my leg on top of a rocky hill :DLhttp://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/264143_246497102029481_100000075783694_1098400_908 976_n.jpg

[Betonov]

Yes, it might be ... he has mastered a few tricks in medical school .... which is the best way to get a woman at his feet, :cool:

It was medic training, more like an advanced first aid course than a medical school :O:

Still, hey good looking, don't panic I'm a medic and I know 15 different heart massages

[Growler]

I was working people :DL

The face might be a problem yes, I'm no Brad Pitt. I'll post my frontal when I'll loose an aditional 10kg. The problem with me is low self esteem (what the heck, I can go honest here, nobody knows me). I can talk myself out of a doorless room, I have a massage course completed, make a decent wage, handy around the house, don't drink/smoke/do drugs, cant stand soccer/football, don't care much about cars and I am one of the few men that remembers all the dates women want us to remember. I am the perfect man minus the good looks. But thats only good for 1/1000 women in this country and my low self esteem prevents me from making a contact with all of them to find the one that's not shallow. The red actually ''broke the ice'' when we met. And all due to the weight problem.

But, to make it up to you I'll post a picture of my leg on top of a rocky hill :DL

Dude, seriously. You are a badass - look at that resume - you are doing things that lots of other people can't, because you wanted to learn how to do them, and do them right. That is the mark of a man. Forget worrying about your looks - stand up with your chin up, look the world in the eye and take that SoB for yourself.

The way you build self-esteem is to be the one in absolute control of everything you do, in such a manner that it shows in everything you do. Even if you're just walking down the street, walk like you OWN the street. Not with a punk attitude, just with the supreme confidence that you can handle it. Believe me, something that simple changes everything about how you approach the world and how the world meets you back. I'm serious - next time you're on a public street, make it a point to look a stranger in the eye as you pass them - not in defiance, but in the knowledge that you know ALL of what you know and are good at what you know.

And if you muck up? Own it, learn from it, and don't let the fact that you made a mistake prevent you from ever risking another. We learn from our mistakes - if we don't make 'em, we don't learn.

You opened up here, and were honest - that's a confident move, even if we don't "know" you - we do "sort of" know you. You risked something in a public place. That's bold. That's assertive.

So go do it again.

[Gerald]

It was medic training, more like an advanced first aid course than a medical school :O:

Still, hey good looking, don't panic I'm a medic and I know 15 different heart massages Good, I appreciate people who care about others, and good luck with her, which I hope you, to have as a girlfriend/wife, :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

Good, I appreciate people who care about others, and good luck with her, which I hope you, to have as a girlfriend/wife, :DL

And lots of mini-Betons running around :D

[Osmium Steele]

Yes, it might be ... he has mastered a few tricks in medical school .... which is the best way to get a woman at his feet, :cool:

Chloroform. :yep::yep::yep:

[Gerald]

And lots of mini-Betons running around :D And ultimately, it means that, Betonov can get a bigger hand force, in the Cherry Brandy production, :O:

[Gerald]

Chloroform. :yep::yep::yep: On one of their, first date .... risky :hmmm:

[Betonov]

stand up with your chin up...

I have to. If I lower my chin it instantly grows another one :haha:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSN5xRfzhXyvc6hWkFUTTifMY0dGWqUo ujWvLZ6li9mu67XrOTntQ

No, seriusly, thanks for the support :DL. It's just that I dont lack confidence, I just freeze at the crucial moment. The Red one, we met at a funeral and I was wearing my tie and my confidence grows 5 times when I'm all dressed up. And she made the first contact. We had constant conversations, but when came the time to ask her for a contact (number, email etc.) I froze. I managed to get my guts up enough to just ask her if she's on Facebook, at the last moment when we were leaving :damn:

I'll ask her out in august. I just started working and I'm totally broke until the august payday.

Chloroform. :yep::yep::yep:

Nah, too doctor like. I'll just push her in front of a car and say: do you require assistance :DL

[Gerald]

I have to. If I lower my chin it instantly grows another one :haha:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSN5xRfzhXyvc6hWkFUTTifMY0dGWqUo ujWvLZ6li9mu67XrOTntQ

No, seriusly, thanks for the support :DL. It's just that I dont lack confidence, I just freeze at the crucial moment. The Red one, we met at a funeral and I was wearing my tie and my confidence grows 5 times when I'm all dressed up. And she made the first contact. We had constant conversations, but when came the time to ask her for a contact (number, email etc.) I froze. I managed to get my guts up enough to just ask her if she's on Facebook, at the last moment when we were leaving :damn:

I'll ask her out in august. I just started working and I'm totally broke until the august payday.



Nah, too doctor like. I'll just push her in front of a car and say: do you require assistance :DL Mum-to-mouth method .. is a clear opening, :O:

[Growler]

I have to. If I lower my chin it instantly grows another one :haha: Enough of that self-defeating nonsense. You don't start a contest saying, "I'm just going to go lose now," do you?

No, seriusly, thanks for the support :DL. It's just that I dont lack confidence, I just freeze at the crucial moment. The Red one, we met at a funeral and I was wearing my tie and my confidence grows 5 times when I'm all dressed up. And she made the first contact. We had constant conversations, but when came the time to ask her for a contact (number, email etc.) I froze. I managed to get my guts up enough to just ask her if she's on Facebook, at the last moment when we were leaving :damn: How was this a "freeze at the crucial moment?" You made contact, mate, and got the info. Facebook instead of phone is stll contact info! She made first contact - that tells me you're doing something right. You just aren't giving yourself enough credit, man!! :yeah:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Enough of that self-defeating nonsense. You don't start a contest saying, "I'm just going to go lose now," do you?

How was this a "freeze at the crucial moment?" You made contact, mate, and got the info. Facebook instead of phone is stll contact info! She made first contact - that tells me you're doing something right. You just aren't giving yourself enough credit, man!! :yeah:

I agree with Growler, you're doing ok. You can't wait until payday, you must contact before - and just delay any date until you have cash! :D

[Betonov]

EYou just aren't giving yourself enough credit, man!! :yeah:

So does the bank :DL
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSN5xRfzhXyvc6hWkFUTTifMY0dGWqUo ujWvLZ6li9mu67XrOTntQ

How was this a "freeze at the crucial moment?" You made contact, mate, and got the info. Facebook instead of phone is stll contact info! She made first contact - that tells me you're doing something right. You just aren't giving yourself enough credit, man!! :yeah:

I should have gone for the number. Say: one more thing. Love talking to you, how about a coffee one of these days. Just give your number so we can coordinate ourselves better.
NOOO, I was: c...c...can I be yer friend on Facebook :damn: :nope:

It's hard to be smart and an idiot at the same time :nope:

[Gerald]

But selling some goodies ... so you get a little cash .. if it goes well, :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

Love talking to you, how about a coffee one of these days. Just give your number so we can coordinate ourselves better.


I'm flattered, but you're not my type! :03:

...but I do like coffee.

[Growler]

I should have gone for the number. Say: one more thing. Love talking to you, how about a coffee one of these days. Just give your number so we can coordinate ourselves better.
NOOO, I was: c...c...can I be yer friend on Facebook :damn: :nope:

It's hard to be smart and an idiot at the same time :nope:

Bah. You made and held contact. Stop looking at the little things done less-than-perfectly and start looking at the things that went right. You're in the game - there are lots of guys who wouldn't be. You're on the field, they aren't.

OK, last "preaching": Which would you rather be, the guy that says, "I wish I took the chance" or the guy that says, "I'm glad I took the chance"?

[Gerald]

@Betonov,You can simply tell yourself that you can do this, and take the first step, and you will not regret it, life consists of opportunities so,take advantage of them :yep:

[Jimbuna]

*sneaks in whilst Vendor is busy carving up another slice of spam*

@Betonov

Oh come on Igor, don't be shy...just one picture :DL

[Gerald]

*sneaks in whilst Vendor is busy carving up another slice of spam*

@Betonov

Oh come on Igor, don't be shy...just one picture :DL Hey...I can read very small letters also, :DL Igor, his nickname :hmmm:

[Betonov]

Don't worry, despite my complaining I havent given up on anything. Especialy not a redhead. And if this fails I'll find another one and another one and another one...
I don't believe in destiny. I don't believe that a ball of fussing hydrogen gazillion kilometres away being aligned with a piece of rock in our solar system influences my actions and my relations. Today is as good a day to call her than it will be in 3 months.
But like I said, if I take a woman out, I pay for everything, so no coffee until payday

[Betonov]

It's Eye-gor, not Igor :88)

[Sailor Steve]

It's Eye-gor, not Igor :88)
Wasn't that hump on the other side earlier?

[frau kaleun]

Wasn't that hump on the other side earlier?

:shifty:

What hump?

[Betonov]

Frau BLÜCHER

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ls1lpImk1E0/TVHIA_I7AnI/AAAAAAAAAEs/dM5Cu6nvsPQ/s1600/upper%2Bincisors.jpg

[Betonov]

OK people, you convinced me. Here's a frontal pick of me

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/6320_102330469779479_100000075783694_71247_2400722 _n.jpg

[frau kaleun]

Looks good to me. :DL









Of course that could just be the Darth Vader fetish talking. :O:

[Jimbuna]

Looks good to me. :DL









Of course that could just be the Darth Vader fetish talking. :O:

Speak for yersel :dead:

[Sailor Steve]

Speak for yersel :dead:
She always does. :sunny:

[Betonov]

Speak for yersel :dead:

Yes, that headshot was quite nasty :DL

[Gerald]

Yes, that headshot was quite nasty :DL Have you changed your name, for me you said something else ... if you remember :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

She always does. :sunny:

Yes, that headshot was quite nasty :DL

LOL :DL

[Betonov]

Have you changed your name, for me you said something else ... if you remember :hmmm:

I have the same name since I was born :DL

[Gerald]

I have the same name since I was born :DL I'm sure, but you said another to me in a PM ... for a few months back if you can pull yourself to remember, :DL or should I be shouting out the name here...:cool:

[Jimbuna]

Don't go 'pulling yourself together' on here....you have been warned :stare:









:DL

[Betonov]

I'm sure, but you said another to me in a PM ... for a few months back if you can pull yourself to remember, :DL or should I be shouting out the name here...:cool:

Ahhhh, that name :DL

It's Anže

[Gerald]

Ahhhh, that name :DL

It's Anže I knew I was right ... again .. thanks,:smug: So which of the names you prefer now,:DL

[Gerald]

Hmmm...I am waiting for an answer, :hmmm:

[Betonov]

Sorry, went out for some coffee. I prefer to be called most eminent summoner of spirits :DL

You can call me Betonov or Anže, but it would be besto to call me Betonov on the forum, so the others will know who are you refering to.

[Gerald]

Sorry, went out for some coffee. I prefer to be called most eminent summoner of spirits :DL

You can call me Betonov or Anže, but it would be besto to call me Betonov on the forum, so the others will know who are you refering to. OK! I will do so....are u going to meet your gf now :yeah:

[Betonov]

OK! I will do so....are u going to meet your gf now :yeah:

My gf, who is this girlfriend you are refering to :hmmm:

I actually called her 2 hours ago. We had a dilema in our company and she studies in a field that solves such dilemas and I called her. After she solved our dilema she started talking about her day and we chated for half an hour. While some would see this openess as a good sign, I find it as a sign she sees me as a friend, and a womans friend here never, ever becomes her boyfriend. :damn:

[Penguin]

I actually called her 2 hours ago. We had a dilema in our company and she studies in a field that solves such dilemas and I called her. After she solved our dilema she started talking about her day and we chated for half an hour. While some would see this openess as a good sign, I find it as a sign she sees me as a friend, and a womans friend here never, ever becomes her boyfriend. :damn:

naaw man. Given, you were actually on the phone and could feel the atmosphere between the both of you, but a long phone convo does not have to mean only a friendfriend thing. When I called my current girlfriend the first time, we chatted for nearly an hour - I saw it as a good sign that we have something to talk about.
Just a pro tip: call her by her right name in the first call - not by the name of another redhead, who, what you get to know later, is also a friend of hers... :D

[Gerald]

My gf, who is this girlfriend you are refering to :hmmm:

I actually called her 2 hours ago. We had a dilema in our company and she studies in a field that solves such dilemas and I called her. After she solved our dilema she started talking about her day and we chated for half an hour. While some would see this openess as a good sign, I find it as a sign she sees me as a friend, and a womans friend here never, ever becomes her boyfriend. :damn: Your,"My watermellon, so sweet, so succulant, so fresh, so.... red",don't give up now...when you have her on the hook, :DL

[frau kaleun]

Yeah, man, you are assuming defeat WAY too soon. Go for it, what's the worst that could happen, you get shot down, but YOU ARE DOING THAT TO YOURSELF ALREADY so there's nothing to lose.

[Gerald]

Invite her for a little Cherry Brandy ... and that is for sure, :DL

[Gerald]

But some women tend to say one thing, and do something completely different :hmmm:

[Betonov]

Time will tell, sooner or later, time will tell

[Gerald]

Time will tell, sooner or later, time will tell Good that you want to keep us updated on the situation, :DL

[Betonov]

Now now, some news might be censored. There are maneuvers that the public is best kept in the dark

[Gerald]

True ... is there a particular "situation" that you can think of now, when you said those words.

[Betonov]

True ... is there a particular "situation" that you can think of now, when you said those words.

Yeah, I'm hungry. I think I'll make myself a salat

[Gerald]

Yes .. a good choice, and I have to take a quick flight!

[Jimbuna]

I'm guessing she's checked out your relationship here on SubSim with Vendor and is a little peeved :DL

[Betonov]

I'm guessing she's checked out your relationship here on SubSim with Vendor and is a little peeved :DL

She doesn't know about subsim. And she never will, red or not, no one does. It's my little asylum.

[Jimbuna]

She doesn't know about subsim. And she never will, red or not, no one does. It's my little asylum.

Send me her phone number and email address...she'll be quite safe and happy with old buna :cool:

[Gerald]

Send me her phone number and email address...she'll be quite safe and happy with old buna :cool: Good,one :DL

[Jimbuna]

Best you PM it me thinks :03:

[Betonov]

OK, I sent Jim her number, me thinks I can trust a cop :DL

[frau kaleun]

OK, I sent Jim her number, me thinks I can trust a cop :DL

http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/b/be/Ackbar.jpg

[Penguin]

I say beware of people who impost as police officers. :o
Here's a little help:

http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6947/kidspokos3.jpg

fake policeman (no hat)

http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/1336/113490polizistbig.jpg

legit female officer (wears hat)

[Growler]

http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/1336/113490polizistbig.jpg


Something tells me that the search for that image was rather... adventurous.

[Jimbuna]

OK, I sent Jim her number, me thinks I can trust a cop :DL

She said "Thank you, I was afraid you'd give it to Vendor" :03:

[Betonov]

http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/1336/113490polizistbig.jpg

legit female officer (wears hat)

Don't shoot, I give myself up :DL

[Sailor Steve]

Don't shoot, I give myself up :DL
In fact, take me away. In cuffs. Interrogate me. With the nightstick. And anything else that might be handy. Please.

[Betonov]

Interrogate me. With the nightstick. And anything else that might be handy. Please.

Awkward

[Sailor Steve]

Awkward
Not if you ask it the right way.

[Growler]

Not if you ask it the right way.

No, Betonov's right pretty much across the board on this one, Steve. Awkward.:har:

[Betonov]

You mean when she holds the stick horizontaly under your chin like she is about to strangle you and looks at you with eyes the color of insanity and you just know that you'll come to work the next day looking like you were hit with pure hapiness glued onto an express train.

[Sailor Steve]

I'm thinking of the old joke saying "Beat me, whip me, make me write bad checks."

[Betonov]

I remember this one time me and a pretty blackhaired girl (I wasnt always into reds) had lots of fun with ice cream an a car battery :DL

[Krauter]

:o Good Lord I can't even think of how that would work :hmmm:

[Betonov]

Damn, I lied. It wasn't a car battery, it was an electric cattle fence battery. A car battery might be lethal. I'm insane but not stupid.

The trick was to lick the ice cream of the battery without getting shocked. We both failed

Forgot to add. It was a private party, and someone came out with that idea and only me and her dared to do it. I never saw her again. Was dumb enough to lick a battery but didn't have the guts to ask her out. A woman as insane as she was is worth marrying.

[Gerald]

Don't shoot, I give myself up :DL A good choice under the circumstances, :DL

[Gerald]

You mean when she holds the stick horizontaly under your chin like she is about to strangle you and looks at you with eyes the color of insanity and you just know that you'll come to work the next day looking like you were hit with pure hapiness glued onto an express train. How are things going for you .. and your girl, that's your dream, :DL

[Betonov]

How are things going for you .. and your girl, that's your dream, :DL

Nothing new with the red sector.
Had a bad day when it comes to some ''friends'' I used to have, how everyone soooo quickly forget about you. :nope:
But on a lighter note, I went mud driving with my Clio today. Waiting for the friend that was with me to send me pictures :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

Not suprised if they only ever see the back of you! :doh:

Anyway, comment - Woo hoo, wife's out and I have Tiger Beer in hand :woot:

[Gerald]

Ok! Then there is something good in the day anyway, I hope that the "red" front, it goes in the right direction, :DL

[Gerald]

Not suprised if they only ever see the back of you! :doh:

Anyway, comment - Woo hoo, wife's out and I have Tiger Beer in hand :woot: Do not be drunk now, and then start posting,have nice evening and night :()1:

[Betonov]

Oooooh she's sooo dirty :DL

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/185380_254719254540599_100000075783694_1133149_212 7083_n.jpg

Mit Vollgas durch die Scheisse :DL

[Gerald]

Yes she is white, another color would have been better, but she looks fine and well, :DL

[Jimbuna]

Not suprised if they only ever see the back of you! :doh:

Anyway, comment - Woo hoo, wife's out and I have Tiger Beer in hand :woot:

LOL

Thanks for the invite :stare:

[Gerald]

:haha:

[Jimbuna]

One tries one's best :03:

[Gerald]

True, it has my PM show :DL

[Jimbuna]

Pardon?

[Gerald]

Pardon? :woot:

[Jimbuna]

Not sure what you mean :hmmm:

[Gerald]

Not sure what you mean :hmmm: It is quite understandable, from your point of view, :cool:

[Jimbuna]

True, it has my PM show :DL

:woot:

It is quite understandable, from your point of view, :cool:

Nope...still not sure what you mean :nope:

Anyway....off to write a few reports for tomorrows relief.

[Gerald]

Nope...still not sure what you mean :nope:

Anyway....off to write a few reports for tomorrows relief. Do so ... you surely know that it comes to your special day, :sunny:

[Jimbuna]

Ah, gotcha...your PM came through during the night :sunny:

[Gerald]

Ah, gotcha...your PM came through during the night :sunny: Yes, but today it is Sunday morning, but job is it anyway ... but a little later, :shucks:

[Jimbuna]

Sunday the day of rest but only for those who can afford it.

[Gerald]

Sunday the day of rest but only for those who can afford it. For some it may well be so, but because I have commitments, so it has nothing to do with money, can delight me to be off, later this week, :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Nice....I'm still at work.

[Gerald]

Nice....I'm still at work. I hope when that day will be good, and beneficial, :up:

[Jimbuna]

I hope when that day will be good, and beneficial, :up:

So do I :DL

[Gerald]

So do I :DL Now then ... can the fruits harvested after not too long a day, I hope you've finished with your soon ... so that ale can be nice, :DL

[Jimbuna]

Tonight....after the cricket.

[Gerald]

Tonight....after the cricket. Good luck,:up:

[Jimbuna]

http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img233/9779/party0036mk6.gif

[Gerald]

http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img233/9779/party0036mk6.gif It looks good .... and hope that India will not be too difficult, :DL

[Jimbuna]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/692/ecblogo1.jpg

[Betonov]

GOOO TEAM !!!!!!!!!!

emmm :hmmm: who are we rooting for

[Jimbuna]

GOOO TEAM !!!!!!!!!!

emmm :hmmm: who are we rooting for


http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/692/ecblogo1.jpg

[Betonov]

European Central Bank :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

England and Wales Cricket Board :03:

http://www.ecb.co.uk/ecb/

[Betonov]

Yep, found right away but the Bank was just too tempting not to post :haha:

I'd love to see a cricket game once, there's nothing but soccer, basketball or handball here. Boooring :shifty:

[Jimbuna]

Yep, found right away but the Bank was just too tempting not to post :haha:

I'd love to see a cricket game once, there's nothing but soccer, basketball or handball here. Boooring :shifty:

Don't worry, you'll become civilised one day and we'll then consider bringing the beautiful game over to show you :DL

[Betonov]

Don't worry, you'll become civilised one day and we'll then consider bringing the beautiful game over to show you :DL

I shall go into my patriotic rant about Slovenia being more civilized than England :DL

[Sailor Steve]

I shall go into my patriotic rant about Slovenia being more civilized than England :DL
When we had the Subsim meet in Houston in 2008 I finally got to tell my joke to Dan the designer man. The joke was that when I first heard the rumor that SH3 was being developed in Romania my first thought was "Romania! Do they even have electricity?"

Dan didn't think it was as funny as I did.

[Jimbuna]

I shall go into my patriotic rant about Slovenia being more civilized than England :DL

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/fivelivebreakfast/british-bulldog.jpg

[Betonov]

Bronze dragon eats the bulldog :O:

http://media.popotnik.rtvslo.si/43444/originals/cd0371ca5b41707af3a3e870ab48e7d9.jpg

[Penguin]

When we had the Subsim meet in Houston in 2008 I finally got to tell my joke to Dan the designer man. The joke was that when I first heard the rumor that SH3 was being developed in Romania my first thought was "Romania! Do they even have electricity?"

Dan didn't think it was as funny as I did.

My bro-in-law did this, when I went shopping in a surplus store in AK. I finally found a M1951 trouser in my mutant size and tons of other good stuff.
As I took out my credit card to pay, his remark was: "I didn't know they have credit cards in Romania!" :D
I got suspicious looks by the owner, he checked my card much longer than necessary. My last name is indeed not very typical German, and I think most Americans can't differ between the nuances of a German and a Romanian accent. I was glad I could pay, as I didn't have my passport with me. Didn't even have to deny that I was Romanian. ;)
Who needs enemies when you have relatives? :haha:

[Jimbuna]

Bronze dragon eats the bulldog :O:

http://media.popotnik.rtvslo.si/43444/originals/cd0371ca5b41707af3a3e870ab48e7d9.jpg

I don't see that dragon moving anywhere as quickly as the bulldog...in fact I don't see it moving at all :DL

[Gerald]

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/5499/stgoranochdraken.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/16/stgoranochdraken.jpg/)

St.Goran and the Dragon in the Great Church (Old Town) Stockholm!

[frau kaleun]

http://dl8.glitter-graphics.net/pub/1979/1979008xvc843uj58.gif

[Gerald]

And this is...:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

And this is...:hmmm:

Another slice :smug:

[Gerald]

Sooooo.....What happened to the match, Jim :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

India are 87-1 chasing 478 or so.

[Gerald]

There is not much cause for concern.....yet.

[Jimbuna]

Not yet.

[Gerald]

Maybe soon.

[Jimbuna]

Nah.

[Gerald]

http://img804.imageshack.us/img804/8250/5424328254243280.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/804/5424328254243280.jpg/)

[Jimbuna]

You play cricket?

[Gerald]

You play cricket? No ... never tried ... would you be my mentor, :cool: Btw,I do not have time for it!

[Jimbuna]

Nuff said then

[Gerald]

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2490/chelisaskingyouaquestio.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/21/chelisaskingyouaquestio.jpg/)

[Jimbuna]

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/3464/thgenie9hyoj8.gif

[Gerald]

http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/2482/237cartoonsupervisorhur.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/853/237cartoonsupervisorhur.jpg/)

[Jimbuna]

LOL :DL

[Jimbuna]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c-mBtQCTgM4/TUPQM60ZuLI/AAAAAAAAAlw/_Yk6lyl_0MQ/s1600/partison.jpg

[Gerald]

Nice,one :rotfl2:

[Gerald]

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/6365/offdutycop.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/84/offdutycop.jpg/)

[Gerald]

For you Jim,^

[Jimbuna]

Not sure if that's a truncheon or one of them battery operated appliances :hmmm:

[Gerald]

Night Stick, will probably be used to stop up in rectum, :O:

[Jimbuna]

Always preferred this one

http://images.knifecenter.com/knifecenter/monadnock/images/mo1000.jpg

or the telescopic variant

http://www.outinstyle.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/detail/RCO-10030_d.jpg

[Gerald]

Telescopic variant is that preferred for its flexibility, :haha:

[Jimbuna]

Saved you stabbing yourself in the kidney if you forgot to take it out/off before getting into a car.

[Gerald]

Saved you stabbing yourself in the kidney if you forgot to take it out/off before getting into a car. Hey ... do you think I am a fruit cake, :yawn:

[Jimbuna]

Hey ... do you think I am a fruit cake, :yawn:

Nope....probably more the cheesecake type :hmmm:

[Herr-Berbunch]

At our villages Help for Heroes fete the other week, as well as the Spitfire flypast, Charles Ross was there with his cockpit section of XS899.

http://img814.imageshack.us/img814/3453/dscf2295f.jpg

Well, my little girl - Heidi, who's 3 in September decided she wanted to go in it - and who am I to stop her. We queued, it started raining, she refused to come out of the queue and when it was her turn she was straight up those steps with me only just behind her.

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/869/dscf2296hk.jpg

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/9626/dscf2297b.jpg

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/3577/dscf2298.jpg

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1701/dscf2300t.jpg

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/976/dscf2299t.jpg

She loved it but just would not smile whilst sat in it.

My step - Erica, on the other hand, was really nervous about climbing up, and sitting in it, but once in did smile. :DL

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/7113/dscf2301d.jpg

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/9104/dscf2302k.jpg

The next day, at my school reunion when we were due another Spitfire flypast Heidi was very disappointed to only see an aeroplane flying, not one she could climb in to :D. That's my girl.

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/2553/dscf2323c.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Two very lucky young ladies....wouldn't have minded seeing the old girl.

http://www.airport-data.com/aircraft/XS899.html

[Sailor Steve]

Looks like Erica likes to pose with the equipment and Heidi takes her flying seriously!

Just kidding of course. A lovely pair of girls, and getting them started early on what's important is a good thing. :sunny:

[Penguin]

Cool to see that kids still enjoy those exhibitions! :up:
I also loved to explore those weird technology thingies as a child. Hell, I still do now, but have less occasions.

[Gerald]

At our villages Help for Heroes fete the other week, as well as the Spitfire flypast, Charles Ross was there with his cockpit section of XS899.

http://img814.imageshack.us/img814/3453/dscf2295f.jpg

Well, my little girl - Heidi, who's 3 in September decided she wanted to go in it - and who am I to stop her. We queued, it started raining, she refused to come out of the queue and when it was her turn she was straight up those steps with me only just behind her.

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/869/dscf2296hk.jpg

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/9626/dscf2297b.jpg

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/3577/dscf2298.jpg

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1701/dscf2300t.jpg

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/976/dscf2299t.jpg

She loved it but just would not smile whilst sat in it.

My step - Erica, on the other hand, was really nervous about climbing up, and sitting in it, but once in did smile. :DL

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/7113/dscf2301d.jpg

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/9104/dscf2302k.jpg

The next day, at my school reunion when we were due another Spitfire flypast Heidi was very disappointed to only see an aeroplane flying, not one she could climb in to :D. That's my girl.

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/2553/dscf2323c.jpg Very nice,Herr-Berbunch, beautiful girls and photos :DL

[Sailor Steve]

Vendor, I keep asking the same question: Why do you feel the need to repost every single picture just so you can make one short comment? There was no gap between the originals and all our other comments. What would happen to Neal's bandwidth if all of us did that? Not to mention how silly it would look. :sunny:

[Reece]

Hey ... do you think I am a fruit cake, :yawn:
Yes!! And that is my comment for today!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

Vendor, I keep asking the same question: Why do you feel the need to repost every single picture just so you can make one short comment? There was no gap between the originals and all our other comments. What would happen to Neal's bandwidth if all of us did that? Not to mention how silly it would look. :sunny:

Sadly I must agree but others are doing similar on occasion so I think I'll start taking your lead if you've no objection Steve :know:

Yes!! And that is my comment for today!:yep:

LOL :DL

[Platapus]

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/9626/dscf2297b.jpg


Hook that sucker up to a computer and you would have one great flight sim controller. :D

[Gerald]

Yes!! And that is my comment for today!:yep: And you made a bad comment .... you just as easily could have been dropping!

[Gerald]

Vendor, I keep asking the same question: Why do you feel the need to repost every single picture just so you can make one short comment? There was no gap between the originals and all our other comments. What would happen to Neal's bandwidth if all of us did that? Not to mention how silly it would look. :sunny: I can agree with that I could have done it without this gap, I apologize in this particular "excesses".

[Gerald]

Nope....probably more the cheesecake type :hmmm:

http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/3112/strawberrycheesecake568.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/849/strawberrycheesecake568.jpg/)

Strawberry Cheesecake,good :yep:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Strawberry Cheesecake,good :yep:

Cue FK... 3..2..1

[Hottentot]

Today's life lesson to all you old and young, enthusiastic "history buffs", so you won't make the same mistakes I did: in the long run, working in the warehouse of a museum and getting to play with all the cool old gadgets they have in there is not as fun and interesting as you might think.

Signed sincerely:
"I catalogued and packed 20 different cameras today"

[Osmium Steele]

As I approve of a youth that has something of the old man in him, so I am no less pleased with an old man that has something of the youth. He that follows this rule may be old in body, but can never be so in mind.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero (http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/m/marcustull131269.html)

You are only young once, but you can be immature the rest of your life.
- Osmium Steele

[Gerald]

But sure interesting and stimulating in the long run, then you can see the technology in a different light, :yep:

[Hottentot]

But sure interesting and stimulating in the long run, then you can see the technology in a different light, :yep:

How many different machines do you need to take a blurry picture anyway :doh:? That's something I've been asking myself many times recently.

Granted, there have been interesting items as well. Much more interesting. Just trying to dispel some myths on a forum where many people are fond of handling old stuff.

[Gerald]

I can try to imagine it, can be quite monotonous also,:yep:

[Hottentot]

I can try to imagine it, can be quite monotonous also,:yep:

Sure is. But that's not the worst. The worst is when you have a crateful of objects that offer no particular challenge at all. "A camera from 1970s, used to take pictures. Imagine that!" Then repeat it over and over again.

Whereas I remember when I once opened a suitcase and when I saw what it had, I heard myself saying: "What the [carebearhappypuppiessandstuff] is this?"

Turns out it was some old crime scene investigation equipment. And even the person who was supposed to know it didn't know what it did. I remember his comment very fondly: "This? This is...some sort of light. Oh, cool, I didn't even know we had something like this, I've never used it." The satisfaction was great when I finally figured it out.

[Gerald]

Thus, one can with hindsight to say that your job ... have many pages and some are a little more about X-file entirely, when you open unknown stuff now and then.

[Hottentot]

Well, research is research, but X-Files could take some lessons from us. When was the last time you heard an actor complain how he/she should have a degree in engineering, biology, chemistry, electronics, history and military just to do his/her job properly? That's how it feels sometimes: I'm just a poor university student, how am I supposed to know what all this stuff does or where it comes from?

So everyone: next time you go into a museum and see something fancy in the vitrine and read all the well thought out and relevant information about it. Please remember that someone somewhere has most like banged his/her head against a wall to bring you that information.

End of rant.

[Gerald]

I encounter quite often things that many have neither seen, heard or knows anything about, and it is like for some, like going to a museum, they would have knowledge of the unknown.

[Herr-Berbunch]

You should do what the rest of us do.

Make things up! :D

"This, no it's not a camera, it's a primative device for seeing through ladies clothing, in the dark!" :o

[Hottentot]

"This, no it's not a camera, it's a primative device for seeing through ladies clothing, in the dark!" :o

Naw, I've already found that, but it didn't work. Out of batteries for at least 30 years.

[Gerald]

You should do what the rest of us do.

Make things up! :D

"This, no it's not a camera, it's a primative device for seeing through ladies clothing, in the dark!" :o Good one,:O:

[Penguin]

How many different machines do you need to take a blurry picture anyway :doh:? That's something I've been asking myself many times recently.


*grumble, gruble, grumble*
Hey, there are billions of intzeresting things in old cameras: the mechanics, transport mechanism, prisms, lenses, different approaxches to manipulate pictures..... :timeout:

Barbarian! :O:

Now if you give me 20 bottles of wine however, I would say they all taste like fermented grape juice...;)

Well, research is research, but X-Files could take some lessons from us. When was the last time you heard an actor complain how he/she should have a degree in engineering, biology, chemistry, electronics, history and military just to do his/her job properly? That's how it feels sometimes: I'm just a poor university student, how am I supposed to know what all this stuff does or where it comes from?

So everyone: next time you go into a museum and see something fancy in the vitrine and read all the well thought out and relevant information about it. Please remember that someone somewhere has most like banged his/her head against a wall to bring you that information.

End of rant.

Do you try to milk the collective wisdom of experts, like collectors, advisors, history buffs? I seriously think it would be a good idea, to put pictures of things from your collection on the website of your museum and let (selected) experts comment on the stuff or give estimations what those darn things are at all.


You should do what the rest of us do.

Make things up! :D

"This, no it's not a camera, it's a primative device for seeing through ladies clothing, in the dark!" :o

lol :haha:,
back in 1837, when I was still a teenager, I went to a museum with friends. We saw many devices, just declared as "antique cult devices". We all saw clearly that those were pipes and other stuff to smoke pot. :DL Of course it could also a little related to the fact that we were not sober at our visit... :D

[Hottentot]

Hey, there are billions of intzeresting things in old cameras: the mechanics, transport mechanism, prisms, lenses, different approaxches to manipulate pictures.....Yes indeed there are. But unfortunately I have limited amount of time per work day to get to know them so in depth. If it was a camera museum, then it would be different. Now you'd be surprised how much time I have spent in searching for information about different badges. It all depends.

Do you try to milk the collective wisdom of experts, like collectors, advisors, history buffs?Yes and no. For example, as I said in the case of weird crime investigation machine, there was a person who was supposed to know what it was. He was interviewed when the item was given to the museum and the interview only told that he didn't know what it was.

Whereas if you start asking people, you'll get millions of different stories that don't necessarily have any relevance to anything, nor can they be verified. This applies especially for the "history buffs" whose idea of their own knowledge is often...shall we say, exaggerated. Another problem is that it doesn't necessarily answer enough to know what something is: often we also need to have an idea what this specific object was used for, when, where, by whom and so on. It's very difficult.

But there are exceptions. I for one use a lot of internet when searching for information, it's invaluable. It's a source, just like books, films, interviews etc. You just need to be as critical as with any source.

I seriously think it would be a good idea, to put pictures of things from your collection on the website of your museum and let (selected) experts comment on the stuff or give estimations what those darn things are at all.I work in a small museum and we have literally thousands of objects in our collections, many of them only vaguely catalogued and not photographed at all. Bigger museums (even in here, I'm not talking about the "world scale big" museums) can have way over hundreds of thousands objects. And that's not counting photographs, archive material and multimedia such as old recordings. I'm sure you can see why putting photos of all of them online would be challenging and probably also technically impossible.

[Penguin]

The camera thing was just a friendly rant, as I work with this stuff at my job ;) - on the other hand it would bore myself to death if I had catalogize vases or umbrellas or silk mustache-trainers :DL

My idea about the collective wisdom, was that if you found an old picture of Tampere, you'd ask the inhabitants of this city, for a saber, some military collectors and if you'd found an antique box with "Silent Hunter" written on it, you'd ask here - however, better not in GT :03:
Given limited resources I had the assumption that it would do less work than conducting research by yourself in hundrets of different fields. I underestimated the dimensions however; how many objects there are which purpose/history is unclear.

[Hottentot]

The camera thing was just a friendly rant

And never taken as anything else, don't worry. It just gave me a great opportunity to point out, that I do love history. Heck, I study it. If it was up to me, I'd spend whole days there just wondering "what does this button do". But with limited time and resources you have to have priorities.

My idea about the collective wisdom, was that if you found an old picture of Tampere, you'd ask the inhabitants of this city, for a saber, some military collectors and if you'd found an antique box with "Silent Hunter" written on it, you'd ask here

Such can be done, as is done in any research. But the problem is, that the perspective of one person is just the perspective of one person. And people are very sensitive about their perspectives. So you'll get a lot of answers that start with "and now for the ultimate truth". Which is usually made not so ultimate, because memories are hazy, knowledge has been gathered from someone who had heard someone to say, and because people mix their own ideas in the knowledge. You'll get lots of interesting and fascinating stories, but end up spending time by filtering the actual information out of them.

Then there is also the problem, that an object to most people is just an object. Let's say I find a black holster made out of leather with certain traits. Someone says: "Yeah, my grandfather had similar." Then you start asking about it and in the end you know the following: it was actually the uncle of his friend, who had a holster like that, and actually the only similarities are, that the uncle's holster was also black and made out of leather.

Though: I have heard that some museums have sort of "item quest books". People can write to those about some object they saw in the museum and how it relates to their life or what they know about it. It's usually along the lines: "my grandmother had a spindle like that". It gives the objects different dimensions, as the experiences of people can differ completely from what was written next to the vitrine. But it's not the same thing.

I underestimated the dimensions however; how many objects there are which purpose/history is unclear.

It's unfortunate that there are many. And it's impossible to really understand before you step into the warehouse for the first time. Trust me on this one, I found out the hard way. I can easily spend a whole day cataloguing one single crate, and there are hundreds of crates like that in there, all neatly in row on the shelves, just waiting to be opened.

[Reece]

My comment for today::yep:

I just noticed that Vendor has made a donation, was this to:
1) Pay for a bribe.
2) Donate to help Subsim.
3) Pay for huge spamming costs.
4) pay just because he is nice.
5) Pay for the glory of seeing his name displayed.

I have to ponder on this one!:hmmm:

[frau kaleun]

I for one welcome our new Swedish overlord, as long as it means I get more of those little sweet oatmeal crisps. :yep:

[Reece]

I for one welcome our new Swedish overlord, as long as it means I get more of those little sweet oatmeal crisps. :yep:
Ah! number one then!:03:

[Penguin]

I for one welcome our new Swedish overlord, as long as it means I get more of those little sweet oatmeal crisps. :yep:

You can have the oatmeal crisps if I get Elsa Billgren: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLjzYU1dML4 :smug:

@Vendor: Jag vill bada med Elsa i et badkar full med Daim choklad! :D

[Reece]

So would I, mmm, Yummy!!:oops:

[Herr-Berbunch]

WHY the obession with reds? :hmmm: Even bathing in chocolate I don't get it, but each to their own.

[Penguin]

WHY the obession with reds? :hmmm: Even bathing in chocolate I don't get it, but each to their own.

Damn online translators, they reveal my perversions :DL

Oh it's only the way they look, talk, move, smell and breathe... In addition comes an early childhood conditioning: Charlie Brown & the redhead girl, Pippie Longstockings, The Red Zora - also many women in the 70s had their hair coloured with Henna. Several years later my virginity was stolen by a redhead and here I am now :)

I have a friend with the same obsession, after every breakup he says: "never ever again in my life!" - those are also his hangover words...:O:

[Betonov]

I have a friend with the same obsession, after every breakup he says: "never ever again in my life!" - those are also his hangover words...:O:

I seem to have a doppelge... double in Germany :DL

[Penguin]

I seem to have a doppelge... double in Germany :DL

two ;), I also had a small white car which I never washed as my first automobile...

At the moment I am a little on a turkey, as my Frau had her hair dyed blond, with only some little red left...:wah:
Well, I've seen this before as I got to know her blond/turquoise, but my inner red-dar guided me that she is one of those lovely creatures... :up:

[Betonov]

The horror, the horror :o But still, when you love a person the color of the hair is only a bonus.

A small white car :hmmm: Did you ever managed to break it in half

[Penguin]

The horror, the horror :o But still, when you love a person the color of the hair is only a bonus.

A small white car :hmmm: Did you ever managed to break it in half

Yes, we're in our 11th year, so I believe I do love the person...
Still I hope she won't find my Elsa Billgren shrine, mmhhhh, Elsa.... :smug:

lol, never broke my car in half, but beware of stupid friends who write stuff with their fingers on the dirt. It never went off. When I lent the car to my mom she felt ashamed to drive it, so she tried to wash it. She gog refunded at every car wash.....:rotfl2:

[Penguin]

A propos cars:

just got a picture taken by a cop cam :cry:

Had an idiot in front of me who drove the whole time left on an empty 3 line Autobahn. :x I finally passed him, hit the gas a little, then an 80km sign came - while I was doing 120,130. When they took the pic I still had about 110,105 on my speedometer... At least I hope so, from 30+ on it can get very expensive.

When I arrived at work I noticed I forgot my cigs, with nearly no more smokers here. :dead: damn! At least we have some craftsmen working here atm who smoke, so I can bum a cig from them.

I am glad that I have some loud music here...:rock:

[Gerald]

You can have the oatmeal crisps if I get Elsa Billgren: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLjzYU1dML4 :smug:

@Vendor: Jag vill bada med Elsa i et badkar full med Daim choklad! :D I would probably prefer to swim with more than chocolate,:DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

Damn online translators, they reveal my perversions :DL Yes they do, without Google I'd never know about your passion for dwarf-toe pictures, or your lust for, and actions with, canal railings - you pervert!!! :doh:

In addition comes an early childhood conditioning: Charlie Brown & the redhead girl, Pippie Longstockings, The Red Zora - also many women in the 70s had their hair coloured with Henna.I'm sure this red thing must be just a continental thing, not many fans in the British Isles! Don't get me wrong, there are some beautiful women who have red hair, natural or otherwise, but their hair colouring is not my primary concern.

Several years later my virginity was stolen by a redhead and here I am now :) Stolen? There's another word for that...

I have a friend with the same obsession, after every breakup he says: "never ever again in my life!" - those are also his hangover words...:O: Those are everybody's hangover words :O:

[Gerald]

You hit the last nail,:D

[Penguin]

Yes they do, without Google I'd never know about your passion for dwarf-toe pictures, or your lust for, and actions with, canal railings - you pervert!!! :doh:

:rotfl2:
Glad you didn't find the pictures where I put red wigs made of dwarf hair on canal railings before I fetch the bucket full of marmelade, the horseshoes, the rubber boots and then [censored]! :88)


I'm sure this red thing must be just a continental thing, not many fans in the British Isles! Don't get me wrong, there are some beautiful women who have red hair, natural or otherwise, but their hair colouring is not my primary concern.


Aye, just like in food: You guys don't know what's good :O: God gave you this climate to manufacture yummy pale gingers! That many people don't appreciate them, leaves more for sickos like me and Betonov! :D
Some years ago, I thought Fergie was quite hot :oops:
However my personal Miss Britain is Kristy Gallacher - a non ginger! hmm, have to post her in the hot chick thread.


Those are everybody's hangover words :O:

Mine are usually together with a rant how I am the most unfortunate, pitiable creature in the whole world and that I finally will become a sane and reasonabl adult! :DL

[Betonov]

YI'm sure this red thing must be just a continental thing, not many fans in the British Isles! Don't get me wrong, there are some beautiful women who have red hair, natural or otherwise, but their hair colouring is not my primary concern.

More like an inteligence thing, at least in my part of the continent. The beefcakes, wannabe's and middle aged man-children always go for the blondes. Not light golden brown natural blond but the litres of peroxide per washing blondes. Any women here that wants a man, a real man, will dye herself red. The above categories are scared of reds. You got to outmanever a red, they're never fast and easy.

Not the trophy but the race
Not the quarry but the chase :DL

[Gerald]

No one is sensible, that like to swim with daim, :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

:rotfl2:
Glad you didn't find the pictures where I put red wigs made of dwarf hair on canal railings before I fetch the bucket full of marmelade, the horseshoes, the rubber boots and then [censored]! :88) Oh but I did, I just didn't want to make you seem that bad to the rest of the Subsim crowd! :03:



Aye, just like in food: You guys don't know what's good :O: God gave you this climate to manufacture yummy pale gingers! That many people don't appreciate them, leaves more for sickos like me and Betonov! :D
Some years ago, I thought Fergie was quite hot :oops:She has, I admit, had her moments - but they've been few and far between. I was on exercise at Bruggen and saw a woman who had dyed her hair red and as we drove past I commented on it to my colleagues. A few days later we went to Roermond, for Rosenmontag - I was dressed as an elephant and after many beers I ended up with this same woman, we continued a relationship for several months after :D. My one and only red.

Here's my Elephant suit (I no longer own :cry:)

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/9316/rosenmontagfanceydress.jpg


http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1861158&id=735526656

[Gerald]

Is that you in the middle of the picture, nice "clothes" :DL

[Gerald]

More like an inteligence thing, at least in my part of the continent. The beefcakes, wannabe's and middle aged man-children always go for the blondes. Not light golden brown natural blond but the litres of peroxide per washing blondes. Any women here that wants a man, a real man, will dye herself red. The above categories are scared of reds. You got to outmanever a red, they're never fast and easy.

Not the trophy but the race
Not the quarry but the chase :DL However,how are things going with a date now, :hmm2:

[Betonov]

However,how are things going with a date now, :hmm2:

Been on a drink today, but with a different one, a brunette. She's as good as they come. If on friday the weather is any good, we'll go mountaineering. You may finnaly get a frontal picture of me :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

I was dressed as an elephant...

Here's my Elephant suit (I no longer own :cry:)

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/9316/rosenmontagfanceydress.jpg


Is that you in the middle of the picture, nice "clothes" :DL

How many blue or red elephants (not including Elmer) have you seen? :damn:

:O:

[Jimbuna]

None...thank God!! :o

[Herr-Berbunch]

Maybe Vendor's been at Benotov's cherry brandy early :woot:

[Gerald]

Maybe Vendor's been at Benotov's cherry brandy early :woot: Yes,very maybe :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Maybe Vendor's been at Benotov's cherry brandy early :woot:

Patrick Fitzwilliam and William Fitzpatrick...ya reckon? :o

[Gerald]

Irish jokes are not my strong suit .... I stick to whiskey varieties instead :D

[Jimbuna]

You should because the previous post can be a rather painful experience :doh:

[Reece]

Herr-Berbunch, that costume suits you!:oops:

No it doesn't! I lied!:dead:

[Jimbuna]

Liar!!.....it does suit him :DL

[Gerald]

For once, we seem to agree on his taste in clothes :haha:

[Jimbuna]

Herr-Berbunch, that costume suits you!:oops:

No it doesn't! I lied!:dead:

Nothing ever beats an honest lie :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

Patrick Fitzwilliam and William Fitzpatrick...ya reckon? :o

:nope:

:yep:

[Gerald]

Reece, can not lie,but he likes the elephant clothes, as H-B uses now, and then....Maybe he lends them to Reece, :O:

[Jimbuna]

Not a very strong poker hand I'm afraid :nope:

[Gerald]

You should because the previous post can be a rather painful experience :doh: And why :hmmm:

[Gerald]

And Jim's response is....

[frau kaleun]

Let me see if I can be of some assistance.

In spoken English, Patrick Fitzwilliam = "Patrick fits William"

and William Fitzpatrick = "William fits Patrick"

I will leave it to you to consider which part of each individual fits which part of the other individual. :O:

[Reece]

Reece, can not lie,but he likes the elephant clothes, as H-B uses now, and then....Maybe he lends them to Reece, :O:
Yes, I need some cannon fodder!:yep: