This is the comment thread!

[Jimbuna]

I know somebody here in the UK that once responded to the 'call' along the lines of "I'd love to do it and in fact I hope it is a murder trial because I believe we should still have the death sentence for serious crimes".

The response was along the lines of "Thank you for your enthusiasm and comments but your views are too polarised for what we expect of a juror".

I doubt the same would get you off jury service today though.

[Osmium Steele]

Good luck with that!
I had the impression that employers in The US were obligated to give you days off when you have jury duty - or is this only when it competes with the work hours?

Companies classified as paramilitary organizations do not have to comply with many of what can be considered standard practices. And the boss don't get no time off. :03:

I've been let go "for cause" 5 times prior due to the nature of my work, but nobody asked me this time what I do for a living.

[Penguin]

Actually I find the concept of jury duty quite ok, as it provides a chance for the "ordinary" citizen to see how the justice system works in reality.
However everybody who took part in it, told me it was rather exhausting, long waiting periods and uninteresting cases :yawn: - thus my wishes for good luck!

I've been let go "for cause" 5 times prior due to the nature of my work, but nobody asked me this time what I do for a living.

Just mention that you are a member of this board - this should be reason enough to get dismissed :03:

[Osmium Steele]

Ah, the insanity dismissal. Should have thought of that. :salute:

[Betonov]

Actually I find the concept of jury duty quite ok, as it provides a chance for the "ordinary" citizen to see how the justice system works in reality.

Are you sure you want to see THAT :o

[Penguin]

Are you sure you want to see THAT :o

Oh yes, I meant it honest. Even though I am the biggest hater of court/lawyer movies and shows, I thought it would be interesting to get some perspective from...well...the other side of the dock...:know:

[Betonov]

I've seen that side, not even che children were spared :o

[frau kaleun]

Ah, the insanity dismissal. Should have thought of that. :salute:

If I were a guy, my plan would be to show up with a Hitler 'stache.

[Hottentot]

Are you sure you want to see THAT :o

As long as no ordinary citizen gets to make any decisions. If they got to decide, the penalty for speeding would be 20 years of ostracised prison life and half of the guilty would receive a death penalty in some very gruesome and painful way.

Gee, reading any crime news comments just shows what kind of animals some people are. Many of them come across as worse than the accused.

[Herr-Berbunch]

If I were a guy, my plan would be to show up with a Hitler 'stache.

Why if you were a guy?

http://tubegator.com/content/uploads/hitler_girl.jpg

[Penguin]

*checks that she is of legal age*

Sorry, have to leave for a while! :p2:




damned, now this Berbunch guy found out another perverse fetish of me! :x

[Herr-Berbunch]

Frau is definately old enough, even for you. It's her birthday next month, when she turns 21.



Again. ;)

Just red hair then she'd be your ideal woman?

[Penguin]

Just red hair then she'd be your ideal woman?

:hmmm:, I wonder how this would look like...


http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/7114/hitlergirlred.jpg

:o:o:o











damned, my collegues at work complain about the noise coming from my office....

[Osmium Steele]

:Kaleun_Mad::Kaleun_Crying::Kaleun_Mad:

I cannot believe I missed out on the auction. Another childhood dream bites the dust.

http://www.extravaganzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Original-Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang-Car-1.jpg

Sold for $805,000

[Penguin]

I am an idiot magnet. Everywhere I go I am not only surrounded by them, no I seem to attract them. :shifty:

Maybe I am the king of the idiots...

[Betonov]

You being an idiot magnet and love reds. I'm slowly believing we're related

[Penguin]

You being an idiot magnet and love reds. I'm slowly believing we're related

:haha:
Maybe my ancestors made a stop in Slovenia when they were thrown out of Bulgaria - for stealing reds and attracting idiots.

[Betonov]

:haha:
Maybe my ancestors made a stop in Slovenia when they were thrown out of Bulgaria - for stealing reds and attracting idiots.

When they stayed here, those idiots they atracted set roots and became our ruling class :-?

[Jimbuna]

I am an idiot magnet. Everywhere I go I am not only surrounded by them, no I seem to attract them. :shifty:

Maybe I am the king of the idiots...

Have you informed Angela of this? :o

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Obama+Meets+German+Chancellor+Angela+Merkel+l70RRX xnEYkl.jpg

[Hottentot]

When they stayed here, those idiots they atracted set roots and became our ruling class :-?

Hey, not that I can participate in this fancy discussion about deep historical root of the civilized European countries' problems (compared to us uncivilized who pretend to be civilized), but I'm all for a round of Blame Penguin -game.

It rains in here and I'm sure that's somehow Penguin's fault. The idiots he attracts must have packed the sun with them and off they went with our nice weather.

[Penguin]

Have you informed Angela of this? :o



I am her advisor and bow to the queen of idiots!

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/7703/14183ymerkelblick.jpg

God save the queen, her idiotic regime!
I want to live, breathe, fight, think and look like Angela! :yep:

[Penguin]

Hey, not that I can participate in this fancy discussion about deep historical root of the civilized European countries' problems (compared to us uncivilized who pretend to be civilized), but I'm all for a round of Blame Penguin -game.

It rains in here and I'm sure that's somehow Penguin's fault. The idiots he attracts must have packed the sun with them and off they went with our nice weather.

:cry: I like the rain...
Though we made a nice trip to the Rhine yesterday in sunny, warm weather...
When the rain came in the evening, I called the rain god: please, share it with the others, specially those poor people in the Finnish desert suffer since it didn't rain there since 1853 and all their wadis are empty...

Jaettu ilo on kaksinkertainen ilo :D

[Hottentot]

Jaettu ilo on kaksinkertainen ilo :D

I see you have skipped geography lessons to sneak into the Finnish class lessons instead meanwhile.

I approve of this. :up:

[Jimbuna]

I am her advisor and bow to the queen of idiots!

God save the queen, her idiotic regime!
I want to live, breathe, fight, think and look like Angela! :yep:

LOL :DL

[Oberon]

Bloody spiders...British spiders are not supposed to bite! Or at least not that often...so why the hell does this one decide that my finger is delicious snack?

I hope he's good at para-drops because he went out of the window at warp speed... :nope:

[nikimcbee]

Bloody spiders...British spiders are not supposed to bite! Or at least not that often...so why the hell does this one decide that my finger is delicious snack?

I hope he's good at para-drops because he went out of the window at warp speed... :nope:

Becareful, you may anger the spider and it may loot your flat.:o

[Herr-Berbunch]

Well, these are up near my neck of the woods -

http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/nature/one-bite-from-disaster-after-black-widows-invade-factory-2336097.html :arrgh!:

PS - went for the Independant's version rather than the Mirror's or the Fail's

[Jimbuna]

Bloody spiders...British spiders are not supposed to bite! Or at least not that often...so why the hell does this one decide that my finger is delicious snack?

I hope he's good at para-drops because he went out of the window at warp speed... :nope:

Now what have I told you about washing your hands after a visit to the bog? :O:

[Gerald]

http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/8436/dsc00255vu.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/844/dsc00255vu.jpg/)

[Penguin]

http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/8436/dsc00255vu.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/844/dsc00255vu.jpg/)

*runs out into the streets, shouting*
"Vendor's back! Vendor's back! He's back!!!" :DL

Welcome back, hope your holiday was fun! :salute:

And it's a beautiful view, is this from your summer house or from your "normal" house?

[Gerald]

*runs out into the streets, shouting*
"Vendor's back! Vendor's back! He's back!!!" :DL

Welcome back, hope your holiday was fun! :salute:

And it's a beautiful view, is this from your summer house or from your "normal" house? Thanks! The house is a year round house, as I spend now and then ... but this time that I have not been here, I have worked ... except for one day, so leave it may be later, but is home now, :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

:woot:Welcome back.

Nice subsim retreat you've got for us there. :D

[Gerald]

:woot:Welcome back.

Nice subsim retreat you've got for us there. :D Thank you, I want to be as "smooth" as possible, :O:

[Reece]

Yes it's a voice from the past!:yep: How'd ya be?:DL

[Gerald]

Yes it's a voice from the past!:yep: How'd ya be?:DL Thanks, just good ... it's been quite a lot to do, but is in the correct phase now ... so the opportunities for recreation "may" be on the long run, at best, and you, all right? :DL

[Reece]

Surely are matey!!:yeah:

[Gerald]

Surely are matey!!:yeah: Glad to hear, and the house is now OK? :DL

[Feuer Frei!]

Welcome back Gerald. :salute:

[Gerald]

Welcome back Gerald. :salute: Thanks Pete, :DL

[Reece]

Glad to hear, and the house is now OK? :DL
Getting there Jenny just picked up some curtain material to replace the existing yucky ones (burgundy), they are gray and match the decor much better, The house has no mains water and although it's winter I checked the underground concrete tank (22,000 gallon) and was only 1.5 feet deep, the last 2 days has brought it up another 1.5 feet, we will have to go easy on taking baths every day, I think more showers are in order! also we might have to invest in another storage tank, probably black PVC!:yep:

[Gerald]

Getting there Jenny just picked up some curtain material to replace the existing yucky ones (burgundy), they are gray and match the decor much better, The house has no mains water and although it's winter I checked the underground concrete tank (22,000 gallon) and was only 1.5 feet deep, the last 2 days has brought it up another 1.5 feet, we will have to go easy on taking baths every day, I think more showers are in order! also we might have to invest in another storage tank, probably black PVC!:yep: Then you have to conserve water ... so for Christmas, you can take a bath, btw how can you get more water right now .... drill,or get a tank truck, of water to the house :hmmm: :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

Also we might have to invest in another dress for me, probably black PVC!:yep:

Fixed :03:

[Hottentot]

Creepy. I taught my dog to find a toy that smells like blood and now the silly idiot wags his tail whenever I have a fleshwound. In retrospect I could have used some other scent.

And hey, welcome back Vendor! :DL

[Gerald]

Creepy. I taught my dog to find a toy that smells like blood and now the silly idiot wags his tail whenever I have a fleshwound. In retrospect I could have used some other scent.

And hey, welcome back Vendor! :DL Thank you for those words, :DL

[Jimbuna]

Fixed :03:

LOL

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3343/3199197398_ac79ce1f8b.jpg

[Gerald]

Well ... hard-pressed latex, some like some stuff, "apparently" :O:

[Herr-Berbunch]

The thing that worries me is that picture isn't available on teh interwebs, it's from his own private stash! :o

[Gerald]

It may also indicate an extensive collection, :hmmm:

[Feuer Frei!]

The thing that worries me is that picture isn't available on teh interwebs, it's from his own private stash! :o
you've looked to see if there was more on the web. :doh:
shame on you, Tony. :O:

[frau kaleun]

YAAAAAY Vendor's back!

*does happy dance*


Good to see you again! :woot: :D

[Herr-Berbunch]

Just proving a point.

Amazing what appears when you google 'black PVC', next time I'll do it without the wife looking :roll:

[Gerald]

YAAAAAY Vendor's back!

*does happy dance*


Good to see you again! :woot: :D Thanks Frau! How about a salsa dance with drums and percussion, :DL

[frau kaleun]

Thanks Frau! How about a salsa dance with drums and percussion, :DL

I like my salsa with chips and a margarita. :O:

[Gerald]

I like my salsa with chips and a margarita. :O: I see no obstacle for this, :O:

[Reece]

LOL

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3343/3199197398_ac79ce1f8b.jpg
Good grief Jim, look at those legs, she'd crush me fragile bones, and the face would... melt the rest, cripes, look at the doors in comparison, she's a wrestler!:dead:

[Gerald]

Body builders, some may be excited by such things .... lucky it did not apply to you Reece, :D

[Herr-Berbunch]

Reece - there is absolutely NO need to copy Jim's picture!!! :doh:

[Reece]

Reece - there is absolutely NO need to copy Jim's picture!!! :doh:
I'm sorry, now it's on 2 pages!:damn:

[Herr-Berbunch]

And may it haunt you to your grave, pass the bleach...

[Gerald]

Reece, you feel a need to find an outlet for your fantasies ... all over the internet, you can scan to get a therapist who you can talk to about this thing, :o

[Jimbuna]

Reece - there is absolutely NO need to copy Jim's picture!!! :doh:

I'm sorry, now it's on 2 pages!:damn:

That be Mrs Buna :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

That be Mrs Buna :DL

In that case, what a lovely picture, Jim. :D :o






My eyes, my eyes!

[Betonov]

I missed Vendors return :damn:

Tough day at work, wasn't even on subsim yesterday. We're making a hull for a sailing yacht and ANOTHER deck model for Bavaria, we make at least two a month, how many different models do they want to put out :doh:

Welcome back :yeah:

[Betonov]

Just to tell you how stressfull the last two days have been, the ''woman'' above looks tantalising :doh:
The wonderfull bliss of chemical poisoning

[Herr-Berbunch]

We're making a hull for a sailing yacht and ANOTHER deck model for Bavaria, we make at least two a month, how many different models do they want to put out :doh:



I would hazard a guess at at least 24 annually? :hmmm:

Do I win a prize? :O:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Just to tell you how stressfull the last two days have been, the ''woman'' above looks tantalising :doh:
The wonderfull bliss of chemical poisoning

Blimey, he/she/it isn't even red! :doh: What have they been feeding you?

[Sailor Steve]

...pass the bleach...
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/MotivatorBrainBleach2-1.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_klegmDZD01U/S1sFgeXPqEI/AAAAAAAAA6k/gOiXW7rLj2c/s640/funny-dog-pictures-bleach-swimming.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

^^^ :rotfl2: :rock:

[Hottentot]

Is that even biologically possible? :doh:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Thank goodness we're away from pages 87 and 88. :yeah:

[Hottentot]

OK, now you just asked for it :O:


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3343/3199197398_ac79ce1f8b.jpg

(I can't believe I just posted that)

[Penguin]

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/6589/gabrieleamorth.jpg

Vade retro, satana!

[Penguin]

This thread has to be cleaned through black latex worn on the right body:

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9649/theredheadinpvcnoarms6b.jpg

:O:

[Gerald]

I missed Vendors return :damn:

Tough day at work, wasn't even on subsim yesterday. We're making a hull for a sailing yacht and ANOTHER deck model for Bavaria, we make at least two a month, how many different models do they want to put out :doh:

Welcome back :yeah: Thanks Bet! :DL

[Gerald]

OK, now you just asked for it :O:


(I can't believe I just posted that) Remember that you are "vices" into Reece's territory, :D

[Jimbuna]

This thread has to be cleaned through black latex worn on the right body:



Which one?

Mrs Buna is beggining to get agitated...not a pretty sight :o

[Betonov]

This thread has to be cleaned through black latex worn on the right body:

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9649/theredheadinpvcnoarms6b.jpg

:O:

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... this is going into my locker at work :D

[Herr-Berbunch]

This thread has to be cleaned through black latex worn on the right body:

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9649/theredheadinpvcnoarms6b.jpg

:O:

Red, but still better than the alternative.

Sorry, Jim. :O:

[Gerald]

But, it is a question that Reece must answer, whether the picture was better :O:

[Jimbuna]

Red, but still better than the alternative.

Sorry, Jim. :O:

Jealousy gets you nowhere :DL

[Penguin]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... this is going into my locker at work :D

just double check which of the pics from this thread you print out - otherwise some co-workers could become unexpected "friendly" :haha:

[Gerald]

An "ordinary" day-surprise, :D

[Herr-Berbunch]

OK, now you just asked for it :O:


(I can't believe I just posted that)

Whatever turns you Fins on, I suppose.

Now I can't wait for the next page! :damn:

[Hottentot]

Whatever turns you Fins on, I suppose.

Now I can't wait for the next page! :damn:

That's what you think :Kaleun_Salivating:
I have a Firefox with ******* and I know how to use it.

How the heck is "A-d-b-l-o-c-k" (you know, that extention that lets you block out annoying banners and such) a bad word?

[Penguin]

I have a Firefox with ******* and I know how to use it.

How the heck is "A-d-b-l-o-c-k" (you know, that extention that lets you block out annoying banners and such) a bad word?

because Onkel Neal gets some xtra cents from the ads to pay for those servers ;)
tip: right-click on AB -> deactivate for subsim.com;
the banners are not bothering, as far as I see it, as they are only static elements.

Side-note rant: when do those webdesigners and advertisement suits learn that banners with moving pics lead not to an increase of attention but an increase of annoyance...:x

[Penguin]

When I am grown up, I will learn that it is no good idea to wear black tshirts when its 27°C with a high humidy....:88)
Damned, the smoke break was no fun.

[Gerald]

When I am grown up, I will learn that it is no good idea to wear black tshirts when its 27°C with a high humidy....:88)
Damned, the smoke break was no fun. Cheap elation of smoke, :D

[Betonov]

When I am grown up, I will learn that it is no good idea to wear black tshirts when its 27°C with a high humidy....:88)
Damned, the smoke break was no fun.

Ahh, the famous salt flats on the back :DL

[Gerald]

http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/8854/d5141edffd784bfcb25ec7e.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/705/d5141edffd784bfcb25ec7e.jpg/)
The Salt Flats are perhaps most famous for their use as the Bonneville Speedway for high-speed race cars which have achieved speeds in excess of 600 miles per hour (1000 km/h).

Something like this, :D

[Herr-Berbunch]

Where did you get that picture of a bloke and car on Penguin's back? :hmmm:

[Gerald]

'Secret Source' :O:

[Jimbuna]

Where did you get that picture of a bloke and car on Penguin's back? :hmmm:

Don't you recognise the photo? :har:

[Penguin]

Where did you get that picture of a bloke and car on Penguin's back? :hmmm:

:rotfl2:
I can put my shirt into the pot of soup I'll make for dinner, no need to add extra salt then! :DL

And my rain dance was heard, finally thunderstorms, yeah! :yep:

[frau kaleun]

And my rain dance was heard,

Heard? Ach, nein, rare footage of the event has been discovered so we can all see it as well!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VwkJBfhX-E

[Gerald]

Complies exactly, :O:

[Penguin]

Heard? Ach, nein, rare footage of the event has been discovered so we can all see it as well!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VwkJBfhX-E

It's only a satire when it exaggerates, but reality can be much much more gruesome: :o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1SbYqFooqk

Footage from this afternoon, where I perform the raindance with my mustachioed buddy. :rock:

[Gerald]

:haha:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Don't you recognise the photo? :har:

What photo? I can't see anything after pouring bleach into my eyes to get rid of that PVC pic. :nope::damn::dead:

[Gerald]

What photo? I can't see anything after pouring bleach into my eyes to get rid of that PVC pic. :nope::damn::dead: So you do not have Reece's latex woman already ...:O:

[Gerald]

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/4927/5e566985.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/231/5e566985.jpg/)





Just for ya Tony! :D

[Herr-Berbunch]

That looks just fine to me, a little blurry, but I get the picture. :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

That looks just fine to me, a little blurry, but I get the picture. :yeah:

I think not...look beyond the spambot and focuis on the facial features :hmmm:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Ok, I've opened the picture with P'shop, darkened it and there is a watermark reading cosplaygate.com.

So, 10 minutes of thorough research I cannot find the exact pic so it must have been stored somewhere else, but although a little kinky it's not a site that featured men dressed as women (that I saw).

So :O:

[Jimbuna]

Ok, I've opened the picture with P'shop, darkened it and there is a watermark reading cosplaygate.com.

So, 10 minutes of thorough research I cannot find the exact pic so it must have been stored somewhere else, but although a little kinky it's not a site that featured men dressed as women (that I saw).

So :O:

I'll PM you :03:

[Gerald]

Luckily we have a careful person who likes to correct other people's faults, :yep:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Last day in work, then 10 off. :woot::woot::woot:

I say off, but in fact I mean I'll be finally tiling the bathroom once the sparky comes on Tuesday. Cut (mostly done) and lay floor tiles in the porch. The garden's pretty much sorted already, maybe a hosing down of the drive, wash the cars. Do something about the wasps nesting in the back wall of the garage - and although they can, they are accessing it direct from the external wall. Sort out stuff that's spent the last four years in the back of a very deep cupboard.

That's only the stuff I know of today, but I am married, so the list has reserved the rights to be amended at any time the wife desires. And by amended I mean added to. :roll:

[Gerald]

Does that mean that you will spend more time here, :DL

[Jimbuna]

Last day in work, then 10 off. :woot::woot::woot:

I say off, but in fact I mean I'll be finally tiling the bathroom once the sparky comes on Tuesday. Cut (mostly done) and lay floor tiles in the porch. The garden's pretty much sorted already, maybe a hosing down of the drive, wash the cars. Do something about the wasps nesting in the back wall of the garage - and although they can, they are accessing it direct from the external wall. Sort out stuff that's spent the last four years in the back of a very deep cupboard.

That's only the stuff I know of today, but I am married, so the list has reserved the rights to be amended at any time the wife desires. And by amended I mean added to. :roll:

You any good at Joinery work....especially creating wooden joints?

I'm going to be creating a base shortly to raise the wall cabinets up off the floor thereby making it easier to view the diecast collection.

You'll not believe this but I'll probably end up purchasing dozens of right angled/90 degree metal connectors or connecting blocks :DL

Oh and you have another PM :03:

[Gerald]

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/7480/oliviamunnbondlatex.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/231/oliviamunnbondlatex.jpg/)

[Herr-Berbunch]

Does that mean that you will spend more time here?

Are you serious - my wife's a teacher and is off school till September, I'm not allowed to go on teh interwebs when she's around in case its prawns 'n' geography! :03: Sadly not, I get all afternoon at work on this site and not so much at home. She also begrudges my DCS Flight Nights.

You any good at Joinery work....especially creating wooden joints?

I have a tube of Wilcos' version of No More Nails, does that answer your question? :DL Nope, I'd love to be able to though.

[Gerald]

Of course I am serious, but it may allow more freedom of action for you, :03:

[Sailor Steve]

Did someone say "latex"?

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Shania1.jpg

[Jimbuna]

I have a tube of Wilcos' version of No More Nails, does that answer your question? :DL Nope, I'd love to be able to though.

That makes two of us then....soon be time to go to the local B&Q or Wilkes and show off my ignorance in DIY terms :DL

[Gerald]

http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/9792/tipsforsuccessfuldiypro.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/594/tipsforsuccessfuldiypro.jpg/)

:03:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os4W2CZcWS0

[Gerald]

SUITABLE, :haha:

[Oberon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohu22FT4_6E

[FIREWALL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os4W2CZcWS0

And here I thought it was going to be a, "Thumb Smashing Contest with Hammers" :haha:

[Jimbuna]

Heaven forbid....I get the wife to hold the nails :DL

[Gerald]

Heaven forbid....I get the wife to hold the nails :DL Risky, :DL

[frau kaleun]

Risky, :DL

I bet it's less risky than letting her get her hands on the hammer. :O:

[Gerald]

Mrs.Buna have probably enough power for this, :D

[frau kaleun]

Mrs.Buna have probably enough power for this, :D

Yes but she might not want to use it on the nails, was my point. :O:

[Madox58]

As long as Jim does not say;
"When I nod my head, hit it!"
He should be OK.
:hmmm:

[Gerald]

Yes but she might not want to use it on the nails, was my point. :O: Yes,I understand....your point,but to delegate this stuff to women could have "undesirable" consequences, :O:

[Jimbuna]

I bet it's less risky than letting her get her hands on the hammer. :O:

Your level of understanding is commendable :DL

[Jimbuna]

As long as Jim does not say;
"When I nod my head, hit it!"
He should be OK.
:hmmm:

The old uns are still the best :03:

[FIREWALL]

The old uns are still the best :03:

:yep:.... :har: @ privateer> As long as Jim does not say;
"When I nod my head, hit it!"
He should be OK.

Priceless. :har::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2: I have to stop looking at that. I'm laughing so hard my eyes are teariing. :cry:...:har:

[frau kaleun]

Yes,I understand....your point,but to delegate this stuff to women could have "undesirable" consequences, :O:

Don't worry, I know my place...

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-pictures-history-for-the-love-of-all-things-holy-woman-call-the-rescue-squad.jpg

:shifty:

:O:

[Jimbuna]

:o :DL

[Gerald]

Don't worry, I know my place...

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-pictures-history-for-the-love-of-all-things-holy-woman-call-the-rescue-squad.jpg

:shifty:

:O: Well ... this is true love, in the case :DL

[Gerald]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohu22FT4_6E Sorry Obi,no link :06:

[Gerald]

Party time, for Jim tonight: Sunderland 0 - 1 Newcastle :woot:

[Hottentot]

Attention! Please pay no attention to the nice people with balaclavas and AK47s carrying boxes of dynamite! My infallible perception has noticed that my avatar is still Mr. Nice Hair. I have asked Mr. Nice Hair to go away multiple times, but he refuses.

Therefore I am taking this thread as a hostage and will release it only after he has accepted to accept my demands and go away. I assure you this is a harmless operation. I am a democratic people's movement and you can go about your business provided you won't explode into tiny specks. Have a nice day!

[Betonov]

That was one busy saturday. 12 hours of epoxy resin and fiberglass. We laminated a deck model and a bow model (1:1 scale used for mould construction). €110 for a days work, not bad :D

Uuuuuuuuu, I'm so high

[Gerald]

That was one busy saturday. 12 hours of epoxy resin and fiberglass. We laminated a deck model and a bow model (1:1 scale used for mould construction). ***8364;110 for a days work, not bad :D

Uuuuuuuuu, I'm so high High on what?, :DL

[Betonov]

High on what?, :DL

epoxy resin :doh:

it's the hardener that really gets you and once the reaction starts the whole batch heats up and starts emiting a suspisiuc yellow smoke... :|\\

[Gerald]

epoxy resin :doh:

it's the hardener that really gets you and once the reaction starts the whole batch heats up and starts emiting a suspisiuc yellow smoke... :|\\ Since there is no need for beer for you today, :O:

[Betonov]

Since there is no need for beer for you today, :O:

compounding effect. Beer over industrial chemicals, woo what a trip. I may rob another bank today

[Gerald]

compounding effect. Beer over industrial chemicals, woo what a trip. I may rob another bank today And wake up in a completely different place tomorrow, :D

[Betonov]

And wake up in a completely different place tomorrow, :D

It's not where you wake up, it's with who you wake up. €110 can get me a redhair hooker :DL

[Gerald]

It's not where you wake up, it's with who you wake up. €110 can get me a redhair hooker :DL You already have a girl with a horse, is that not enough, :DL

[Betonov]

You already have a dream about a girl with a horse, is that not enough, :DL

That's more to the truth.

And no, it's not good enough. A hooker in a bed is better than a honest girl in a dream

[Gerald]

That's more to the truth.

And no, it's not good enough. A hooker in a bed is better than a honest girl in a dream....Not in my opinion ... to have a low profile, and wait for your princess..

[Betonov]

....Not in my opinion ... to have a low profile, and wait for your princess..

Well, I got to do something while I'm waiting for my.... whoooa, no way, princeses are way to high maintainance

[Gerald]

Well, I got to do something while I'm waiting for my.... whoooa, no way, princeses are way to high maintainance Perhaps, but if you earn $ 110 per hour so you can quickly get money to buy her a house for their horses, :DL

[Betonov]

Perhaps, but if you earn $ 110 per hour so you can quickly get money to buy her a house for their horses, :DL

I earn ***8364;5 per hour. Today I worked for 12 hours plus 10 hours bonus if I complete the project by evening (which I did).

I'm not buying her a house. Thats crazy. I'm buying myself a house and I'll move her in (in case it all goes down the drain, I keep the house :O:)

Now, I'm off to the pub for a short one. I'll leave you with the modelers hymn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW_sQgeSdmg
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW_sQgeSdmg&playnext=1&list=PL063124EAC384263B)

[Gerald]

I earn €5 per hour. Today I worked for 12 hours plus 10 hours bonus if I complete the project by evening (which I did).

I'm not buying her a house. Thats crazy. I'm buying myself a house and I'll move her in (in case it all goes down the drain, I keep the house :O:)

Now, I'm off to the pub for a short one. I'll leave you with the modelers hymn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW_sQgeSdmg&playnext=1&list=PL063124EAC384263B Have good time, :DL

[Jimbuna]

Quite a satisfying result.

[Gerald]

Party time, for Jim tonight: Sunderland 0 - 1 Newcastle :woot:

[Jimbuna]

:salute:

[Gerald]

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3585/comments3.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/231/comments3.jpg/)

[Jimbuna]

I earn ***8364;5 per hour. Today I worked for 12 hours plus 10 hours bonus if I complete the project by evening (which I did).

I'm not buying her a house. Thats crazy. I'm buying myself a house and I'll move her in (in case it all goes down the drain, I keep the house :O:)

Now, I'm off to the pub for a short one. I'll leave you with the modelers hymn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW_sQgeSdmg
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW_sQgeSdmg&playnext=1&list=PL063124EAC384263B)

When you come back to this thread observe how your 5 Euro sign has changed...strange :hmmm:

[Gerald]

When you come back to this thread observe how your 5 Euro sign has changed...strange :hmmm: Explain what you mean!

[Jimbuna]

Originally posted as '***8364;5' in #1399 but now reads as '***8364;5'

[Gerald]

Originally posted as '***8364;5' in #1399 but now reads as '***8364;5' As you say, PM inbound

[Jimbuna]

Now the cut and paste has gone the same :hmmm:

[Gerald]

Sure!

[Jimbuna]

Anyone else seeing what I'm referring to?

[Gerald]

Yes, but there is nothing that you can influence.

[Jimbuna]

Meaning?

[Gerald]

You see...soon!

[Jimbuna]

Well now you've lost me completely....I obviously can't change the scripting as it appears after I have viewed it but would like to know why it is happening...never mind.

[Gerald]

Well now you've lost me completely....I obviously can't change the scripting as it appears after I have viewed it but would like to know why it is happening...never mind. As I say...you see,and "don't never mind"

[Jimbuna]

As I say...you see,and "don't never mind"

So do you have a theory or understand what the cause is?

[Gerald]

Yes on my part .. as I see it ... there is a "potential" opportunity.

[Gerald]

" You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, 'Why not?

-George Bernard

[frau kaleun]

^^Bartender, I'll have whatever he's having. :O:

[Sledgehammer427]

^^Bartender, I'll have whatever he's having. :O:

one more for this guy here.

I think I'll open up a tab.

[Herr-Berbunch]

" You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, 'Hoochie Woochie?

-Bernard, Kriegsmarine

Fixed.

@Jim, that bunch of asterisks and figures appears quite often, usually when some obscure character is used - by obscure, I mean foreign, accents and umlaut type things. Here's a link to site explaing some stuff, or at least describing some stuff. http://www.cs.tut.fi/~jkorpela/html/euro.html

For Euro I use Alt+0128 - let's see if that works for moi € :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Fixed.

@Jim, that bunch of asterisks and figures appears quite often, usually when some obscure character is used - by obscure, I mean foreign, accents and umlaut type things. Here's a link to site explaing some stuff, or at least describing some stuff. http://www.cs.tut.fi/~jkorpela/html/euro.html

For Euro I use Alt+0128 - let's see if that works for moi € :hmmm:

Thank you sir, I guess that was the explanation I was looking for....that says it all for me :sunny:

[Betonov]

Now that was an anticlimax yesterday. Had my self a pint, we played a couple of rounds of remi, I lost, went home and fell asleep still dressed

Yep, I see that those symbols often replace actual symbols. Even if you do a row of smileys one might be replaced by those numbers. Lets see if we can make one

:DL:DL:DL:DL:DL:DL:DL:DL:DL:DL:DL:DL:DL:DL:DL:DL:D L:DL

Yes, all of them should be :DL, but one :D and an L snuck in

[Gerald]

^^Bartender, I'll have whatever he's having. :O: :DL

[Gerald]

Now that was an anticlimax yesterday. Had my self a pint, we played a couple of rounds of remi, I lost, went home and fell asleep still dressed

Yep, I see that those symbols often replace actual symbols. Even if you do a row of smileys one might be replaced by those numbers. Lets see if we can make one

:up:

[Jimbuna]

Time for a bite to eat...a sandwich perhaps :timeout:

[Gerald]

Time for a bite to eat...a sandwich perhaps :timeout: Bon Appétit, :DL

[Jimbuna]

:salute:

[Betonov]

http://www.dailynationalday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/4footsub.jpg

[Gerald]

I think that Jim, please get his teeth into that, :D

[Jimbuna]

http://www.dailynationalday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/4footsub.jpg
Needs more salad creme

http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/Heinz_Salad_Cream_Handy_Pack_260g.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Ah, a light afternoon snack. :sunny:

[Jimbuna]

If I look at that picture without focussing on any specific detail it looks like a row of grinning mouths with protruding tongues :DL

[Gerald]

Today got my new laptop delivered .... which was an upgrade then the previous one, and very fast :D

[Gerald]

:up:

[Jimbuna]

:up:

[Osmium Steele]

You brits and your funny names.

Salad Cream?!?!

What's next, Pretzel Tonic? Lift Juice? Naval Intelligence?

[Jimbuna]

Chop Sauce :03:

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41574_68132148464_1500943_n.jpg

[Herr-Berbunch]

I'm glad I don't pay $50+ for the Overlord package, very bright and, er, rainbowy acknowledgment. :o

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=165&pictureid=4771

[Jimbuna]

I'm glad I don't pay $50+ for the Overlord package, very bright and, er, rainbowy acknowledgment. :o

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=165&pictureid=4771

I'd have thought you'd be more accustomed to the 'wild night in Bangcok' package :DL

[Tchocky]

Crazy thunderstorm overhead, glad I'm not working tonight!

[Ria]

schoooooooooool

[Betonov]

schoooooooooool

Don't remind me :shifty:

[Penguin]

Crazy thunderstorm overhead, glad I'm not working tonight!

They reached us at 3 in the morning, they were pretty intense. It was the first time I had fear that the tree in the garden might fall into our roof - ok, given, I live there only since a month :03:

[Gerald]

.... And here the sun shines with summer heat...

[Gerald]

:up: :agree:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.clubpenguinfansite.com/forums/images/smilies/Pirate/111.gif

[Herr-Berbunch]

Singapore not Bangkok, but nothing happened. ;)

[Penguin]

I have often asked myself:
Why is it that the Germans always vote wrong in the elections?

The answer is literally on the street:
The folks here are unable to think 10 seconds ahead while driving, how can I expect them to think several years in advance? :shifty:

[Gerald]

You may speak to Merkel second time, so that there be no misunderstanding, :D

[Hottentot]

schoooooooooool

Don't remind me :shifty:

Hey, school is cool. I at least look forward to getting lost in research once more. See you all next summer again. :woot:

[Gerald]

Summer, here it is between, 30 to 35 degrees constant...:cool:

[Oberon]

They reached us at 3 in the morning, they were pretty intense. It was the first time I had fear that the tree in the garden might fall into our roof - ok, given, I live there only since a month :03:

What are you guys doing to get such wild storms lately? :o

[Hottentot]

What are you guys doing to get such wild storms lately? :o

OK, I admit, it was my fault. I prayed Ukko to send a storm in his general direction and specifically asked him to snipe Penguin with a bolt. Unfortunately I bribed the god with ungodly amount of alcohol and apparently the drunken idiot overdid it again. I'm filing a refund demand as we speak.

[Penguin]

What are you guys doing to get such wild storms lately? :o

I thought it was the Reichsflugscheiben 2.0 program I started in our garden that somehow messed with the weather, till I read this:

OK, I admit, it was my fault. I prayed Ukko to send a storm in his general direction and specifically asked him to snipe Penguin with a bolt. Unfortunately I bribed the god with ungodly amount of alcohol and apparently the drunken idiot overdid it again. I'm filing a refund demand as we speak.

*looks frightened up to the sky and decides to wear a helmet on top of his tinfoil hat*

But Schalke will sink the Helsinki team as a revenge tonight! :O:

[Betonov]

Hey, school is cool. I at least look forward to getting lost in research once more. See you all next summer again. :woot:

I found out that you make a full circle about love/hate of school as you progress.

When you're a todler you go: I want to go to school, I cant wait for autumn to see my friends

When you're a teenager: school sucks

When you go to faculty: I hope I go to school in autumn, I love school just let me pass the exams

[Hottentot]

But Schalke will sink the Helsinki team as a revenge tonight! :O:

Give me a torch and pitchfork and I'll join them.

Wait? You didn't mean we're literally going to bash those capital elitist oppressor twits? Oh...
*quietly puts away gas canister and matchsticks*
Nevermind then.


I found out that you make a full circle about love/hate of school as you progress.

The higher the education goes, the more likeminded people you are likely to meet. People who like history apply to study history. People who like fixing cars, apply to study car fixing. And then of course people who just are so dumb they can't breath on their own simply drop out because they don't pass even the entrance exams.

Not to mention that the higher the education goes, the more you are being treated as an adult. I'm not even expected to attend most of my classes as long as I get the job done properly. I get to study what I want when I want and how I want. Results speak for themselves.

So I repeat: school is cool.

[Betonov]

The higher the education goes, the more likeminded people you are likely to meet. People who like history apply to study history. People who like fixing cars, apply to study car fixing. And then of course people who just are so dumb they can't breath on their own simply drop out because they don't pass even the entrance exams.

Not to mention that the higher the education goes, the more you are being treated as an adult. I'm not even expected to attend most of my classes as long as I get the job done properly. I get to study what I want when I want and how I want. Results speak for themselves.

So I repeat: school is cool.

Good point. Never saw it trough this angle. :hmmm: I like it.

But I was refering to the mood before the exams, when you pray you'll see the next year :DL

[Hottentot]

But I was refering to the mood before the exams, when you pray you'll see the next year :DL

Wait, can you be kicked out if you don't do well in certain exams?

We just fail courses and have to do them again. Not that I have ever heard of anyone I know doing so poorly, but it's theoretically possible I think. But it's technically no big deal. If you don't want to graduate, then that's your problem.

[Betonov]

Wait, can you be kicked out if you don't do well in certain exams?

I may have sounded like that. You have a certain number of courses per year, one course, one exam (and the prerequisites like writing a paper and oral exams).
There is an X number of courses one must complete to go to the next year and Y number of courses one must complete to be allowed to go to the same year again (but he/she doesn't have to do the finished courses again). If you fall under the Y you get booted out of the faculty.
But, if you still want to continue the studies you sign a form of book-keeping for persons without status and you can still try to pass the exams and go to second year. It's just that you have to pay for the exams and they are not cheap and you loose the student status which means no state payed health insurance, no subsidized meals, no discount on transport tickets etc. I pay €40 per exam and those are among the cheapest in Slovenia.

[Hottentot]

Sounds like a smart system to me. Roots out at least some people with motivation problems, I imagine.

Here they'll give you 7 years to graduate. The usual time is 5 years, but you are allowed to study 7. If you haven't graduated after that and don't have extra special good reason why you haven't, they will boot you out. The problem here is that the years you spent in school are mostly wasted that way and in no way productive to the society.

However, our social welfare system watches how much you study per year. If you don't get certain amount of credits, they won't pay you student allowance. If you can manage without it (I for one can), then it's not their headache how much you study.

[Lord_magerius]

Got my new guitar the other day, so I thought I'd take it for a spin :O: Recorded this last night

http://www.acidplanet.com/artist.asp?PID=1421394&T=288

If the media player on there doesn't work here is the megaupload link
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NO9WV6VH

[Jimbuna]

Got my new guitar the other day, so I thought I'd take it for a spin :O: Recorded this last night

http://www.acidplanet.com/artist.asp?PID=1421394&T=288

If the media player on there doesn't work here is the megaupload link
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NO9WV6VH

That was pretty cool...reminded me of some of the music played by Focus.

[Betonov]

Sounds like a smart system to me. Roots out at least some people with motivation problems, I imagine.

It used to work until the EU came with their bologne system. Prevoius system was very leniant when it came to studying time.

We have the regular and the iregular system. Regular is that you study for free (no tuition) with full student benefits and you can take two years to finish one year (provided you complete the Y number of exams). Very practical if you have a young fammily to suport, which many have. But you have to finish it until you're 26 years old. You can still go to faculty as a regular but you loose the student benefits and you can only sign up for a first year somewhere as regular.
The iregular system has no limitations and is the smartest thing in our country. You can study irregular no matter what your age and you only have classes on fridays and saturdays, perfect for employed people that want to advance but lack the education. You pay for one year and you have 3 years to complete one year (but the exams are free for onyl one year) But the tuition can be pretty high, I'm paying €1500 per year. In some cases your employer will pay for your tuition if it is in their interest. You blundered when you were young and foolish and want to catch up, no problem. Student benefits until you're 26 even in this system.

But as I said, the bologne system is screwing everything up. It puts more work and pressure on the student, having less time for some after school work, puting more presure on their parents and making it imposible for people with a young fammily to study. Plus achieving WORSE results, spiting out graduates with ZERO work experiance.
I'm slowly starting to agree with Skybird :shifty:

[Betonov]

Scene from my hometown today

http://www.dnevnik.si/uploads/image_cache/c043779cf1af3752ac513b197b0dd07b.jpeg

A passenger train collided head-on with a freight. Luckily it was near the station where both trains slowed down. No fatalities, one was suverely injured and had to be taken to Ljubljana medical center. This happened half an hour after I left a pub only 30m away from the site

[Jimbuna]

So you weren't driving? :hmmm:

[Gerald]

Scene from my hometown today

http://www.dnevnik.si/uploads/image_cache/c043779cf1af3752ac513b197b0dd07b.jpeg

A passenger train collided head-on with a freight. Luckily it was near the station where both trains slowed down. No fatalities, one was suverely injured and had to be taken to Ljubljana medical center. This happened half an hour after I left a pub only 30m away from the site OK! Enough of this now ... cough up a taste of the famous cherry-brandy now, as you said earlier that "the goods" are good, :D

[Betonov]

No, I only pulled that stunt once :O:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUc3wd4It8g&feature=related

[Jimbuna]

No, I only pulled that stunt once :O:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUc3wd4It8g&feature=related

LOL :DL

[Betonov]

OK! Enough of this now ... cough up a taste of the famous cherry-brandy now, as you said earlier that "the goods" are good, :D

A liter bottle is already in my ''strategic reserve'', come and get it :O:

[Gerald]

So it was all a smokescreen, :hmmm: Well...nothing is impossible before reaching the target :03:

[STEED]

Scam spam is the product of someone who is not getting sex.

^That was told too me, sounds about right.^ :rotfl2:

[Betonov]

Scam spam is the product of someone who is not getting sex.

Payday is aproaching, that will soon change :O:

[Gerald]

Scam spam is the product of someone who is not getting sex.

^That was told too me, sounds about right.^ :rotfl2: Who has hinted something about not being able to take part ... of these fruits, :O:

[STEED]

Payday is aproaching, that will soon change :O:

Beats me. :-?

Who has hinted something about not being able to take part ... of these fruits, :O:

My Boss who is a women. ;)

[Jimbuna]

Scam spam is the product of someone who is not getting sex.

^That was told too me, sounds about right.^ :rotfl2:

Behave yersel...again http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/8586/smacka1.gif



:03:

[STEED]

Behave yersel...again http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/8586/smacka1.gif



:03:

My Boss will give you a good slapping for that if she sees you jim. :har:

[Gerald]

Beats me. :-?



My Boss who is a women. ;) Your boss is David Cameron, :haha:

[Jimbuna]

My Boss will give you a good slapping for that if she sees you jim. :har:

A/S/L :sunny:

[Gerald]

Behave yersel...again http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/8586/smacka1.gif



:03: Get him...:DL

[STEED]

Your boss is David Cameron, :haha:

Not for long...


I call for a vote of no confidence in the government. :O:

[Jimbuna]

Not for long...


I call for a vote of no confidence in the government. :O:

http://xylo.xy.ohost.de/images/smilies/36_5_8.gif

[Gerald]

http://youtu.be/Ov5VxGruSFY

[Gerald]

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/7986/dsc00084bj.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/7/dsc00084bj.jpg/)

[Jimbuna]

Yak!!
http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/4341/roflpukecc9oe0.gif

[Gerald]

Raw beef, good stuff :03:

[Jimbuna]

So that's what it is....best not say what I thought it was then :o

[Gerald]

http://youtu.be/6SCfyxt7kjM Not yet....later on!

[Jimbuna]

:doh:

[Gerald]

Something like that, depending on how it is interpreted...:|\\

[Jimbuna]

The music or the turd err I mean food? :)

[Gerald]

I wish I had an answer to your question right now, but I have not, only time will tell what happens ... with everything in the current situation,Changes are underway, and this has consequences, but the consequences need not be negative ...

[Jimbuna]

Here's hoping the cosequences/outcomes are good/positive for you :sunny:

[Gerald]

Here's hoping the cosequences/outcomes are good/positive for you :sunny: Thanks .. If I see the last time with open eyes, so of course there have been changes, but such is life also, :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Good Luck :sunny:

[Gerald]

Good Luck :sunny: I let you know, in time be :yep:

[Gerald]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/2439/dsc001701.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/15/dsc001701.jpg/)

[Jimbuna]

Don't jump off the edge!! :)

[Gerald]

The edge is always present, for all...

[Jimbuna]

Well if you do jump, leave me your car keys :DL