This is the comment thread!

[Aktungbby]

It took me a bit longer. Not only was the English alphabet already involved, but the Greek alphabet started getting involved.
:k_confused:
Ya big fibber! I know you still all eat π:D

[vienna]

It took me a bit longer. Not only was the English alphabet already involved, but the Greek alphabet started getting involved.
:k_confused:

Imagine what its like to try to master Algebra when you suffer from dyslexia. My case is not as severe as others, but it still made it very difficult to sort out and suss out the problems, doubly hard if you're under the pressures of a test...




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[Gerald]

Summer in bay area,We can always discuss whether we have done our part and whether it is good enough.

[STEED]

I have many good reasons to drink beer but only one reason i shall share with you, you are in the way.

[Jimbuna]

Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.

[STEED]

Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.

And i know some dirty words, politics, politicians, governments. :03:

[Jimbuna]

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'

[vienna]

Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.

From Get Smart, the TV Series, 1969:

Agent Maxwell Smart preparing to fight a villain:

I warn you, Armstrong. I happen to be an expert at karate, judo and tempura.




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[Aktungbby]

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.' https://dnq5fc8vfw3ev.cloudfront.net/thumbnail/202000/202872/painting_page_800x/Pyle/Marooned,-1909.jpg?ts=1459229076Not in the Dry Tortugas BBY!:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

An apple a day keeps anyone anyway, if you throw it hard enough.

[STEED]

Sunbathing is like sitting in your oven slowly cooking!

[Gerald]

What a wonderfolday.:Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

Sunbathing is like sitting in your oven slowly cooking!

You must be used to feeling like you're a turkey then :O:

[STEED]

You must be used to feeling like you're a turkey then :O:

I have standards you know..quack quack. :)

http://www.cluckcluckdoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Duck-head-shot.jpg

[Jimbuna]

At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"

[Gerald]

^Nice one Jim! :03:

[Catfish]

At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"

And, where is the "go back" button?
I did not sign in for this kind of life happening to me, and would like to exchange some days.
Where do i complain? Steeeed??!

[vienna]

http://www.pdffun.com/images/thumbs/complaint_department_closed.gif






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[HivMnd]

Greetings, I'm very new to subsims. Is it here I prove I am not a digital automaton?

[Catfish]

Greetings, I'm very new to subsims. Is it here I prove I am not a digital automaton?

Aren't you?
Maybe you passed the Turing test? :hmmm:


:03::O:
You do not have to prove that, welcome to Subsim :salute:
This is the general Topics area, details to the sims can be found in the appropriate categories.
You can introduce yourself here: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/forumdisplay.php?f=172, however since you already dived into the general topics it is ok that way, otherwise a moderator can shift your post there.

[Aktungbby]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/syru6rQKBu3fO/giphy.gifHivMnd!:Kaleun_Salute:ultimately, we're all digital automations!:O:

[Jimbuna]

Greetings, I'm very new to subsims. Is it here I prove I am not a digital automaton?

Welcome to SubSim :salute:

[fireftr18]

Greetings, I'm very new to subsims. Is it here I prove I am not a digital automaton?

Welcome aboard! :Kaleun_Salute:

Go scrape the barnacles off the hull.
If you actually do that, we may get suspicious.

:hmmm: I think I just figured out why no one seems to do the jobs I assign them. :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously.

[Catfish]

The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously.

If you cry loud enough, repeat the message again and again, and above all lie, some people may actually believe you :03:

[Jimbuna]

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.

[Gerald]

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. Abraham Lincoln

[Jimbuna]

I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.

[STEED]

I hate summer because flip flops are every where.

[mapuc]

Humankind tends to looking at the hole it fell into on its path to the future and miss to see the big hole that is in front of her.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson.

[vienna]

Dear Jim,

In for a penny, in for a pound...

Yours,

Life



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[STEED]

If voting made a difference's for the better then voting would be banned.

[Jimbuna]

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.

[Aktungbby]

Nothing remains the same; the sun eventually expands into a red giant...good thing I love to BBQ.

[Eisenwurst]

If you dream about work can you claim overtime?

[Eichhörnchen]

No, because you were sleeping on the job :D

[Jimbuna]

I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.

[Aktungbby]

If you dream about work can you claim overtime?

no https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/73/HAL9000_Case.svg/320px-HAL9000_Case.svg.png:o

[Eisenwurst]

Sod it then. I'm off to the park to feed the squirrels.

"But there's no squirrels in Australia",you say.

Drink enough of this stuff and the little buggers are everywhere.http://i.imgur.com/bE698f4.jpg

[vienna]

Sod it then. I'm off to the park to feed the squirrels.

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Sounds like an interesting pass-time; I may decide to take it up at my local park. One question, though: to what does one feed the squirrels?...




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[Jimbuna]

If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

[Gerald]

Oh my God, not again!! A sure card these days.

[Gerald]

Do you think I've gone 'round the bend?

[Gerald]

White is an achromatic color, a color without hue.

[Jimbuna]

Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation.

[Gerald]

It is not meant that everyone should understand something.:Kaleun_Wink:

[mapuc]

We think we understand and we post links that support our understanding.

Markus

[Rockstar]

everyone understands it though not everyone understands it the same way.

[STEED]

Logic has gone to pot so make me a pot of tea.

[fireftr18]

I don't understand any of this. I'm totally confused. Except for Steed. I understand tea. Can I join you, Steed. I'll bring bourbon to mix with it.

:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.

[Gerald]

Nice one.:yep:

[Jimbuna]

Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

[Gerald]

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

[Jimbuna]

Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.

[Gerald]

But man is not made for defeat.A man can be destroyed but not defeated.


Ernest Hemingway

[Jimbuna]

"Revenge" sounds so mean, that's why I prefer to call it "Returning the favor."

[Gerald]

"People can do whatever they want if they just set their heart to it, and just never give up, and just go out there and do it."

[STEED]

I don't understand any of this. I'm totally confused. Except for Steed. I understand tea. Can I join you, Steed. I'll bring bourbon to mix with it.

:Kaleun_Cheers:

Mmmmmm..great dunking biscuit. :yeah:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZGCofoDQayc/VXLPNwqfcrI/AAAAAAAAMFM/PTeAY8mSNu4/s1600/bourbon.jpg

[fireftr18]

Mmmmmm..great dunking biscuit. :yeah:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZGCofoDQayc/VXLPNwqfcrI/AAAAAAAAMFM/PTeAY8mSNu4/s1600/bourbon.jpg

:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/lDS5cKt.jpg

[STEED]

Only jim can boost ratings when he's not out on the lash.

[Catfish]

You are only fat if you can fall towards whichever direction, without losing altitude.

[Jimbuna]

There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.

[Reece]

Mmmmmm..great dunking biscuit. :yeah:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZGCofoDQayc/VXLPNwqfcrI/AAAAAAAAMFM/PTeAY8mSNu4/s1600/bourbon.jpg

An even better dunking biscuit!!::yeah:

http://dynamicon.com.au/pictures/orig/AY163410.jpg

[Aktungbby]

'I just need to make it to 34, and I've beaten Jesus at living.'

[Jimbuna]

I’m not one to brag about my financial skills, but my credit card company calls me almost every day to tell me my balance is outstanding.

[Aktungbby]

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend;:yeah: a successful woman is one who can find such a man!:timeout:

[STEED]

Comment a day keeps the plonkers away.

[Reece]

But I like plonk!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave.

[Von Due]

Reading how a fugitive is asking the police to remove the mugshot from their wanted list as it is unflattering. Next up: Man storms into bank wielding a gun, shouting "turn off the cameras! I have a bad hair day!". Reality, reality, what are we going to do with you?

[fireftr18]

PLONK!

[Jimbuna]

On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.

[Gerald]

Today as it was thousands of years ago.

[Jimbuna]

Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board.

[Gerald]

“Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it.”

[Catfish]

^ not entirely unrelated:

If you understand the relation between a pencil and a music cassette,
it is high time for a colonoscopy.

[Jimbuna]

Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

[Gerald]

^ not entirely unrelated:

If you understand the relation between a pencil and a music cassette,
it is high time for a colonoscopy.:haha:

[STEED]

Newspapers are not just for reading you know. :03:

[Gerald]

Tell me about it.:D

[vienna]

Been running a little low on the Charmin, Steed?... :D





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[Jimbuna]

The best thing about living in Switzerland is the fact that the flag is a big plus.

[STEED]

Tell me about it.:D

Gladly, give me £200 and I shall tell all. :)

Been running a little low on the Charmin, Steed?... :D





<O> No got lots of bog paper, newspapers are great at swatting moths. Dam..£100 now Vendor..Dam nuts nuts nuts. :arrgh!:

[Gerald]

Gladly, give me £200 and I shall tell all. :)

No got lots of bog paper, newspapers are great at swatting moths. Dam..£100 now Vendor..Dam nuts nuts nuts. :arrgh!: Hold tight in ya wallet.:Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.

[Gerald]

234 is Nigeria code ....rest is a dejtingside.:o

[STEED]

Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.

Too shagged out in my case after a long walk home. :)

[fireftr18]

Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
No excuses, I resemble that remark.
:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Aktungbby]

Too shagged out in my case after a long walk home. Pop a Viagra: three 'legs' is always better than two!:D

[Jimbuna]

If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.

[STEED]

Pop a Viagra: three 'legs' is always better than two!:D

:har: :har: :har: :har: :har:

[Jimbuna]

If I'm silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chilling, may the odds be in your favour.

[STEED]

Two day weekends are good and three day weekends are better.

[Gerald]

Well,take a break it's good and healty.:yep:

[STEED]

Well,take a break it's good and healty.:yep:


Mmmmm....

https://www.kitkat.co.uk/content/content/img/range/4-finger-1.png?cb=20170608150233

[STEED]

Problem with the Channel Tunnel is France is at the other end of it. :shifty: :roll:

[Gerald]

Steed, have ya ride the tunnel to France.:Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.

[Fubar2Niner]

I woke up this morning and my chewing gum lost it's flavour on the bedpost overnight

[Jimbuna]

Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?

[STEED]

Steed, have ya ride the tunnel to France.:Kaleun_Applaud:

With France at the other end! No..:haha:

[Von Due]

The world is one's oyster and Vibrio vulnificus is nasty.

[Jimbuna]

It's alright if you don't agree with me... I can't force you to be right.

[STEED]

So you think life is great, prove it by buying me ten pints of beer.

[Gerald]

The pint is underway.:up:

[Gerald]

Mmmmm....

https://www.kitkat.co.uk/content/content/img/range/4-finger-1.png?cb=20170608150233Nice.

[Von Due]

A big thank you to the forecast saying "no rain at the moment". Really cheered me up here, now with this monsterous rain happening.

[STEED]

A big thank you to the forecast saying "no rain at the moment". Really cheered me up here, now with this monsterous rain happening.

Always stick your head out the window for a weather forecast that you can see is true.

[Von Due]

Always stick your head out the window for a weather forecast that you can see is true.

Sticking my head out?! In this weather? Are you mad, sir? :har:

I've got good compay though. A colony of B.A. hornets have moved in and one of them is an art connisseur, been studying the paintings on the wall here, as well as sharpening its stinger on the canvas.

[Alexander452]

LEGO is the largest manifacturer of Tires

[Catfish]

We have the perfect system, if our cat comes in wet and crying it's raining, when the cat's outside the weather is good, and when it flies by the window there's a storm. Easy.

[Gerald]

Today I ate seafood buffets with everything like lobster, crab, shrimp, oysters, mussels and a great deal what the sea can deliver, and it was delicious.:yep:

[STEED]

We have the perfect system, if our cat comes in wet and crying it's raining, when the cat's outside the weather is good, and when it flies by the window there's a storm. Easy.

Sounds to me far more accurate than weather forecasters. :)

[STEED]

Sticking my head out?! In this weather? Are you mad, sir? :har:

Mad dogs and Englishmen. :DL



Today I ate seafood buffets with everything like lobster, crab, shrimp, oysters, mussels and a great deal what the sea can deliver, and it was delicious.:yep:

You do know sewage gets pumps into the sea don't you? :ping:

[Gerald]

^sewage plant are all over the planet!

[Alexander452]

LEGO is 82 years old

[Von Due]

A trip to have my eyes checked is on the schedule. Had to put down the soldering iron when the circuit board was a blurry haze and the iron tip felt a strong attraction to the wrong components...

[STEED]

^sewage plant are all over the planet!

And you still eat sea food from the sea! :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.

[Aktungbby]

He thought U said 'Thin booty'!:O:

[Jimbuna]

Every morning I do 10 sit-ups, to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock.

[STEED]

A good boss will tell you yes have the day off, a bad boss will tell you yes have the day off and don't forget to pick up your P45 on the way out.

[Jimbuna]

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

[Alexander452]

Math = Mental Abuse To Humans

[STEED]

A good boss will tell you yes you can go off ill, a bad boss will tell you yes you can stay off ill with no sick pay.

[Von Due]

Reading up on recent events, my old Windows 98 computer doesn't seem all that bad now. It hard crashed only once a week.

[Jimbuna]

You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.

[STEED]

A good boss will treat you as a human being, a bad boss will treat you a branded cattle with a number.

[Jimbuna]

I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.

[STEED]

Life is boring and that is a fact, so what do you do to make it less boring, go to bed.

[Catfish]

Life is hard and then you die.

(for Skybird :D:O:)

[STEED]

Life is hard and Microsoft can go bust for all I care.

(for Skybird :D:O:)

New Version. :DL

[vienna]

Or...

Life is hard and then you get an unwanted Windows 10 upgrade...

Or...

Life is hard and your Linux dies...





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[STEED]

The sun has got his hat on today, well that maybe the case but what about the moon some say.

[Jimbuna]

Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls.

[Catfish]

Chemically, alcohol is a solution.

[STEED]

Alcohol is a male contraceptive if you drink enough of it. :03:

[mapuc]

Alcohol-can be drank as it was plain water or as it was an expensive Whiskey.

Water can be drank as it was an expensive Whiskey or as plain water.

Markus

[Gerald]

Chemically, alcohol is a solution.Go for it,the bar is open.:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Eichhörnchen]

Here's a thing: somebody removed himself from my Friends List a while back because (I'd guess) he believed I hadn't interceded on his behalf when he got himself into trouble with the admin. Well I've been unable to let him know that I did in fact plead his case without delay, after he asked for my help, because his bloody message box has been full (or closed) ever since. If he's reading this (and I know he's still around) he should know about that.

[Jimbuna]

Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.

[Gerald]

Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.:haha:

[STEED]

A mad weekend is a bank holiday weekend.

[Gerald]

A mad weekend is a bank holiday weekend. OK! I need to fill up my account,so can ya deal with that now.:O:

[STEED]

OK! I need to fill up my account,so can ya deal with that now.:O:

Hmmm...:stare:

UK Definition - Stupid people on mass hog the roads with their cars and all other methods to to get from A to B on a short holiday. :doh:

Friday the mad dash
Saturday and Sunday holiday
Monday the mad dash back home
Tuesday worn out not relaxed and back to work

[Jimbuna]

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.

[Aktungbby]

Hmmm...:stare:

UK Definition - Stupid people on mass hog the roads with their cars and all other methods to to get from A to B on a short holiday. :doh:

Friday the mad dash
Saturday and Sunday holiday
Monday the mad dash back home
Tuesday worn out not relaxed and back to work that's 'en masse'!:|\\ use proper English!:haha:

[STEED]

that's 'en masse'!:|\\ use proper English!:haha:


That's bloody rich coming from you yanks, you lot bastardized it. :O:

[vienna]

As we Yanks see it, we improved the language... :03: :D




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[STEED]

As we Yanks see it, we improved the language... :03: :D




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:haha::haha:

[Eichhörnchen]

As we Yanks see it, we improved the language...

Turtles swim... tortoises don't. Everybody knew the difference until you "improved" it.

[Mr Quatro]

Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.

My **** doesn't stink, but my farts give me away :haha:

[Jimbuna]

Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'?

[Gerald]

“If you don’t try at anything, you can’t fail… it takes back bone to lead the life you want” - Richard Yates

[Aktungbby]

^Actually I 've tried everything; failed at most; and... at 66, my back bone is killing me! Fortunately, my wife leads the life I want....and I'm along for the ride!:O:

[vienna]

Turtles swim... tortoises don't. Everybody knew the difference until you "improved" it.


You're welcome... :smug:




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[Gerald]

^Actually I 've tried everything; failed at most; and... at 66, my back bone is killing me! Fortunately, my wife leads the life I want....and I'm along for the ride!:O: Well, sounds "normal".:Kaleun_Applaud:

[STEED]

Nudity is not for everyone in the cold winter months.

[STEED]

Eating lots of veg is good for you but you will loose your friends due to your non stop flatulence.

[vienna]

Here's your sign; display it well:

https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-e033c0557906e36a0af8876244650d63






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[STEED]

A sugar rush is like a caffeine hit, you feel great for a while before the craving sets in again.

[Gerald]

Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now. Don't wait for something outside of yourself to make you happy in the future. Think how really precious is the time you have to spend, whether it's at work or with your family. Every minute should be enjoyed and savored.

[Reece]

The shortest sentence in the dictionary is "I am", the longest sentence is "I do".:yep:

[Jimbuna]

I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.

[Von Due]

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life

[Jimbuna]

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

[Aktungbby]

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life

Let him hang out with AktungBBy and he'll be warm for all of eternity! :Kaleun_Salivating: :O: :arrgh!:

[STEED]

Women cause more car crashes in summer wearing short skirts, solution make them wear trousers.

[Gerald]

Women cause more car crashes in summer wearing short skirts, solution make them wear trousers.Good idea.
:Kaleun_Applaud:

[Reece]

Women cause more car crashes in summer wearing short skirts, solution make them wear trousers.

Good idea.
:Kaleun_Applaud:
No it's not, stuff the crashes!!:yep:

http://www.bluemaize.net/im/skirts/long-mini-skirt-3.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.

[Von Due]

Dear Sea King crew doing training around this house. You found me. Now go home and get yourself a cookie.

[STEED]

The great Friday feeling soon wears off for the Monday blues.

[Von Due]

Judging by the birds by the bird feeder it appears plausible that their long gone relatives, the dinosaurs, were not brave creatures at all. What Jurrassic Park didn't show us: The neurotic t-rex...

[vienna]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cd/68/ef/cd68efd64524f1e677b42e09397cd9d8--dinosaurs-behance.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0c/b6/3e/0cb63e7ebe0d30adc9b3106b46a1f314--dinosaurs-galleries.jpg






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[Jimbuna]

Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

[STEED]

People wash, bath and shower less in winter, no wonder there is less hugging and groping.

[Jimbuna]

They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it.

[Gerald]

It’s good to have money and the things money can buy, but it’s good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven’t lost the things that money can’t buy.

[STEED]

It’s good to have money and the things money can buy, but it’s good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven’t lost the things that money can’t buy.

When you got money you can buy the earth. :03:

[Jimbuna]

If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.

[STEED]

If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.

Too which he or she will be spending more time chatting to their new friends while racking up the phone bill that you have to pay. :03:

[Von Due]

People with bad hearing, no wonder I say. All they do is shout. What did they expect the result would be?

[STEED]

Singing in the bathtub has been proven to upset your neighbors on the grounds you can not sing but you don't care.

[STEED]

Farting is a great way to get rid of someone unless they can not smell.

[Jimbuna]

There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.

[Gerald]

You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. You may have to work for it, however.

[Gerald]

https://i.imgur.com/yf7JwAe.jpg

she is lovely as a boat.:Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

Have some patience, I'm screwing things up as fast as possible.

[STEED]

Public phone boxes are like public toilets which are being removed, thankfully there is still trees and high walls to use.

[Jimbuna]

I made a huge to do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.

[vienna]

Have some patience, I'm screwing things up as fast as possible.

I made a huge to do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.


I wasn't aware you'd taken a position in the Trump administration...




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[STEED]

I wasn't aware you'd taken a position in the Trump administration...




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POST OF THE DAY....:har: :har: :har: :har: :har: :har: :har: :har:

[Gerald]

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

[Gerald]

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

[Jimbuna]

The more you get set into your own world, the smaller your world becomes.

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/D09pYaa.jpg "Heads-up, squirrels"

[STEED]

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

Make time. :O:

[Gerald]

Make time. :O: I do my very best.:03:

[Jimbuna]

Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.

[STEED]

Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.

Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I am now embarrassed as I can not go again as the automatic door has just opened on to piccadilly circus and a number of Japanese tourists are now taking photo's of me.

[Aktungbby]

Dear automatic flushing toilette: please get removed from my UN Plaza guardpost ASAP! https://media1.fdncms.com/sfweekly/imager/u/story/4111576/suckafreecity2-bathrooms-b58575a2322b2336.jpg (https://media1.fdncms.com/sfweekly/imager/u/zoom/4111576/suckafreecity2-bathrooms-b58575a2322b2336.jpg) http://ww4.hdnux.com/photos/07/25/65/1924475/9/1024x1024.jpg"Nobody goes to the bathroom," "They've turned that toilet into a shooting gallery, a house of prostitution and a homeless crash pad. And that's during the daytime. The nights are worse."since their arrival in 1996, the faux-Parisian pissoirs installed by advertising company JCDecaux have earned a reputation as havens for drug use and prostitution. (The freestanding restrooms lock on the inside, making them an attractive target for people looking for privacy.) They've served as a malfunctioning reminder of the city's failure to stanch public defecation than as a solution. They're gone now but were a holy terror to go into or be near after dark....http://sfpublicworks.org/sites/default/files/toilet.jpg<the park to the right in front of City Hall (next to my Plaza's own pissoir) is the still 'needle capitol' of the city. 25 of the French import pissoirs were set up; U couldn't pay me enough to do that brave maintenance man's job!^:k_confused:

[STEED]

Why do I have to wait in all day for a repair man knowing full well he will not turn up. May as well go out for the day and have a good time.

[Gerald]

@Aktungbby

There are no fjords in Sweden, only one near the border with Norway, on the other hand, Sweden has 270km of coast, and archipelagos with an estimated 45,000 islands. With this boat you can sail around the world if you want to.:03:

[Jimbuna]

Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.

[STEED]

Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.

You are not kidding there jim....OUCH! :o

[STEED]

Smart phone uses should be made to go on a course on how to see where you are going and not to bump into people.

[Jimbuna]

I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.

[Von Due]

Need a hand? There's one at the end of each of your arms.

[Eichhörnchen]

Need an army? There's one up your sleevy :)

[Aktungbby]

@Aktungbby

There are no fjords in Sweden, only one near the border with Norway, on the other hand, Sweden has 270km of coast, and archipelagos with an estimated 45,000 islands. With this boat you can sail around the world if you want to.:03: :hmmm: :D: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Fjords_of_Sweden (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Fjords_of_Sweden)
not to mention the Sundsvall Fjord & Dekarsofjarden near Ornskoldsvik. Of course I suffer from 'melancholia' thinking about the Kungsbacka Fjord!https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/be/Tjol%C3%B6holms_Slott.png/240px-Tjol%C3%B6holms_Slott.png (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Tjol%C3%B6holms_Slott.png) :O:

[Gerald]

Thanks for "Info" :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

I'm not weird, I'm just a limited edition.

[blackswan40]

I was once a ugly duckling but now I'm a blackswan wid an IQ of 40 before anyone asks

[Jimbuna]

Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.

[STEED]

I am a sarcastic film critic. :03:

[Aktungbby]

Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day. I'm athletic 'cause it's the only ath I get nowadays!:O:

[vienna]

Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.


Wipeout!!!...



http://chrisurie.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tumblr_m6gqdhZzID1qmh2j9o1_500.gif





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[Aktungbby]

Wipeout!!!...



http://chrisurie.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tumblr_m6gqdhZzID1qmh2j9o1_500.gif





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U left out the best part!
http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/water/surfer-dude-smiley-emoticon.gif https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p13yZAjhU0M (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p13yZAjhU0M) :()1:Better than the Ventures imho!!

[fireftr18]

I'm not weird, I'm just a limited edition.
You're not fooling me. Own up to it. I admit I'm weird. It's very liberating.

[Gerald]

My mother's half sister died yesterday she lived a little more than 95 years, the last time I met her was in connection with her birthday in Mars this year and then she spent on an older residence, the last time she had unfortunately bad memory the years that had been, and worse it was, but she still had her glittering lights in her eyes, I hope she reaches her other family in heaven, all of whom have gone unfortunately.

RIP Maud

[Bear]

Having a day/month where I'm trying Not to hate everybody. More very displeased than hate.

I'm displeased with my cable co for jacking up the prices again. Displeased with insurance co for jacking up prices again. Displeased that I'm over 70 (out lived last three generations though) living on S.S. which does Not get jacked up. Still very pissed that I can't get SH3 to run on windows 7.

When my computer died 2015 it took almost two years to save up to get another one. I understand that needs must be met and I have no doubt that anyone that reads this could complain about the price of something being raised.

Bottom line is, I would like to donate to all the sites I get mods from but I can not.

I am very grateful to those of you who can, so that sites like this can remain up. Thank you.

[Jimbuna]

Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.

[STEED]

Never walk around with your Wang hanging out when you are at the North Pole or you will get frost bite! :o

[vienna]

So, then, speaking from experience, are you?... :D






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[Jimbuna]

Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.

[STEED]

So, then, speaking from experience, are you?... :D






<O>

I was in the South Pole chatting to this guy and......:haha:

[Jimbuna]

I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad!

[Aktungbby]

Never walk around with your Wang hanging out when you are at the North Pole or you will get frost bite! :o And you'll be.....frigid!:O:

[STEED]

Living in a cardboard box has a weakness when it rains.

[Jimbuna]

I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent.

[STEED]

I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent.

Nah that's not real Russian.

Vodka, Champagne, Vodka.

http://www.i2symbol.com/css/chat/facebook/smileys/hires/drunk_smiley.png

[vienna]

Just found out the world ended yesterday, 23 Sep, and I missed it; how was it? Did Trump tweet an opposition to it or did he try to cover both sides as usual? Was the end glorious and spectacular or a whimper? Just like me to miss out on an apocalypse...





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[STEED]

Just found out the world ended yesterday, 23 Sep, and I missed it; how was it? Did Trump tweet an opposition to it or did he try to cover both sides as usual? Was the end glorious and spectacular or a whimper? Just like me to miss out on an apocalypse...





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Never mind plenty more to look forward to. :03:

[Catfish]

Living in the countryside the advantage is everything happens 20 years later here, so no worries.

If there wasn't that rain :wah:

[Jimbuna]

If Monday had a face... I would punch it.

[Gerald]

https://i.imgur.com/JWq4q4a.jpg

Beautiful. Made for a sailing around the world.:)

[Catfish]

Beautiful :up:
A Hallberg-Rassy motor-sailer? :hmmm:

[Gerald]

^Right 42 feet,sailing just good with comfort.:Kaleun_Wink:

[Aktungbby]

A 'CUTTER' RIGGED KETCH!....AND IT'S IN A ROCK LINED FJORD!:O:

[Von Due]

Dear Youtube, no, I don't want to watch Danny MacAskill being sick on a bike. I don't want to watch him being sick on anything.

[Catfish]

A 'CUTTER' RIGGED KETCH!....AND IT'S IN A ROCK LINED FJORD!:O:

It's a catch 22 err Ketch 42, y'all :O:

"..a ketch has the mizzen mast forward of the rudder post, whereas on a yawl, it is aft of the rudder post."

[Catfish]

Dear Youtube, no, I don't want to watch Danny MacAskill being sick on a bike. I don't want to watch him being sick on anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ_IQS3VKjA

Phantastic! :o
And i was there, a long time ago :)

[Jimbuna]

I'm a Nillionaire. I have little to no money!

[Gerald]

Looking forward to a lovely autumn.:Kaleun_Applaud:

[STEED]

Looking forward to a lovely autumn.:Kaleun_Applaud:

May I ask why? :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

'Cause in his own mind he's the 'fall guy'!:O: