This is the comment thread!

[Eichhörnchen]

I'm pleased to see that my friend Lucky Starr is still visiting Subsim

[Jimbuna]

You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar.

[Jimbuna]

Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end.

[Jimbuna]

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."

[Jimbuna]

I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.

[Catfish]

I wondered how many tabloid media would go bankrupt if the British royal family no longer existed?
And would this save the rain forest?

[Jimbuna]

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

[Jimbuna]

Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments.

[Catfish]

So the EU sealed a deal with South America? Didn't see that..
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-48807161

[Jimbuna]

IIRC that was reported on UK tv about a month ago :hmmm:

[Catfish]

It seems they only post the negative stuff here, and completely omit what they see doesn't fit their Agenda :03:

[STEED]

It seems they only post the negative stuff here, and completely omit what they see doesn't fit their Agenda :03:

Rubbish, life is great....woohooo. :yeah:

[vienna]

Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments.


Mine are more like "What the hell!?!...






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[Jimbuna]

It seems they only post the negative stuff here, and completely omit what they see doesn't fit their Agenda :03:

Oh I'm not so sure. If you are referring to the BBC I'm of the opinion they are as good as any other news outlet and much better than most,

[Jimbuna]

Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you. "Yeah. So is a grenade."

[Catfish]

... If you are referring to the BBC I'm of the opinion they are as good as any other news outlet and much better than most,
Was referring to here, german local media eu bashing since the right raises its head

[Jimbuna]

Was referring to here, german local media eu bashing since the right raises its head

Ah, okay, my mistook.

[Jimbuna]

Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.

[Jimbuna]

Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

[Catfish]

^ this has a.. political dimension :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it.

[Aktungbby]

Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

^ this has a.. political dimension :hmmm:that being: the porcinity of men is universal and the political arena is oft the 'stye' in everyones' eye...:O:

[Catfish]

that being: the porcinity of men is universal and the political arena is oft the 'stye' in everyones' eye...:O:
Of course. A lot of porc-elaine has been destroyed by some elephants in similar-named stores :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.

[Jimbuna]

Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.

[Jimbuna]

Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.

[Von Due]

On a flight I was sitting next to a woman who was afraid of flying. She was pale, one step away from screaming. I asked her why she was afraid of flying. At 20,000 feet, I would be much more worried about not flying.

[Jimbuna]

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

[Jimbuna]

If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.

[Jimbuna]

I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."

[Jimbuna]

I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.

[Jimbuna]

Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.

[Aktungbby]

Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park....generally with Tyrannosaurus Regina!https://media.tenor.com/images/27c368a636f42af31dae9e650a0a1aed/tenor.gif

[vienna]

I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.



Tsk, tsk, ...bragging again...







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[Jimbuna]

I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.

[Jimbuna]

Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.

[Jimbuna]

I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.

[vienna]

I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAU6HYpvzUU









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[Jimbuna]

If Monday had a face... I would punch it.

[Jimbuna]

Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.

[Jimbuna]

I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.

[Jimbuna]

Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old.

[Jimbuna]

I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow.

[Jimbuna]

I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent.

[mapuc]

When I sit in drafts I close my mouth.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wish bone, a back bone, and a funny bone.

[Jimbuna]

Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!

[Jimbuna]

I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.

[Jimbuna]

That awkward moment when you notice the guy in front of you in the "10 items maximum" express cashier line has 11 things in his trolley...

[Jimbuna]

Please cancel my subscription to your issues.

[Jimbuna]

I'm a Nillionaire. I have little to no money!

[Jimbuna]

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.

[Jimbuna]

Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing.

[Aktungbby]

That awkward moment when you notice the guy in front of you in the "10 items maximum" express cashier line has 11 things in his trolley...Yeah...U realize you've only got 9 items; so it all "evens out"!:salute::arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

Never judge a book by it's movie.

[Jimbuna]

One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody; unless you are in prison.

[Catfish]

Experts are bad because they know more than you. Scientists are bad because they know more than you. Politicians are bad because they know nothing and YOU vote for them.

[STEED]

Politicians are bad because they know nothing and YOU vote for them.

I DO NOT...:O:

[fireftr18]

Who's the bigger fool? The fool, or the one that follows him?

[Jimbuna]

Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?

[Jimbuna]

“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.”

“Oh is she an alcoholic?”

“No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”

[Jimbuna]

I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don't give out free samples.

[vienna]

I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don't give out free samples.


That's not the impression one gets from from what is reported of the writing on the wall of the ladies loo... :D










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[Jimbuna]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJmg-879j5o

[Jimbuna]

Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot."

[Jimbuna]

I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding.

[vienna]

Too bad you're not a farmer...


...then you'd be outstanding in your field...







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[fireftr18]

Too bad you're not a farmer...


...then you'd be outstanding in your field...







<O>
Not if he's driving his tractor.

[Jimbuna]

The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run!

[Jimbuna]

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

[mapuc]

I think more clearly when I'm on the toilet.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.

[Jimbuna]

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.

[Jimbuna]

If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.

[Jimbuna]

Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.

[STEED]

I think more clearly when I'm on the toilet.

Markus
Really this is amazing and needs to be investigated. :)

[fireftr18]

Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.

I need to test that. :03:

[vienna]

I need to test that. :03:

Maybe while sitting on the toilet and thinking?...

...you know, for the same of clarity...







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[Jimbuna]

Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?

[Jimbuna]

So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we’re having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number!

[Jimbuna]

“You are so kind, funny and beautiful.”

“Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed.”

“And smart, too!”

[Aktungbby]

I think more clearly when I'm on the toilet.

Markus

Really this is amazing and needs to be investigated. :)

Maybe while sitting on the toilet and thinking?...

...you know, for the same of clarity...
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[vienna]

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/9a/a4/c8/9aa4c831f9da92e5d6287c5b57cf6adc--funny-animal-pics-animal-memes.jpghttps://static01.nyt.com/images/2008/05/12/nyregion/citikittykit_enlarge.jpg


So, now it's come down to catty comments, then?...






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[Jimbuna]

I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now.

[Jimbuna]

Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular?

[Von Due]

I had two tickets for a Celine Dion show in my jacket which I left unattended for 2 minutes. When I returned some bastard had put four more tickets in the pocket. How the hell can I get rid of them?!

[Eisenwurst]

Smokes have gone up to over $40 a packet down here. I'd give up but I don't like the alternative....Extreme old age and dementia in a nursing home. :o

[Jimbuna]

Life is short, smile whilst you still have teeth.

[Jimbuna]

A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

[Jimbuna]

You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.

[STEED]

Jim has made many comments and Parliment has not listen to any of them, watch out parliament November 5th is on the way. :03:

[Jimbuna]

Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.

[Jimbuna]

That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.

[Jimbuna]

Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money.

[Jimbuna]

There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.

[Jimbuna]

I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you.

[Jimbuna]

If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.

[Jimbuna]

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

[Jimbuna]

I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.

[Jimbuna]

I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all.

[Jimbuna]

Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I’d still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike.

[Jimbuna]

Don’t be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that dogs can’t fly.

[Jimbuna]

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

[Jimbuna]

I proposed to my ex-wife. But she said no. She believes I’m just after my money.

[Jimbuna]

I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle.

[Jimbuna]

I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

[Jimbuna]

I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.

[Jimbuna]

Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it?

[Jimbuna]

Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

[Jimbuna]

True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.

[Jimbuna]

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?

[Catfish]

If someone puts 400 horses before his cart, we will send him to an asylum.
If someone drives a 400 hp SUV he deserves our admiration.
:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.

[Jimbuna]

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

[Jimbuna]

I need a timeout. Send me to the beach and don't let me come back until I change my attitude.

[Jimbuna]

Me: “Do you think it’s strange to talk to yourself?”

Me: “No.”

[Jimbuna]

Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me?

[Jimbuna]

I told my dad that he should embrace his mistakes. He had tears in his eyes. Then he hugged my sister and me.

[Jimbuna]

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear quite bright – until you hear them talk.

[Catfish]

There is no global warming.
Global warming is not man-made, finds study.
Polar bears found to be less arthrithic after global warming, finds study.
(Fox News)

[u crank]

Is this the comment thread or the propaganda thread?

[Catfish]

^ It is a comment on propaganda media.

[u crank]

^ It's propaganda about the propaganda media.

[vienna]

Its two... two... two comments in one...


(Apologies to Doublemint Gum...)...







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[Jimbuna]

Why didn't I use my turn signals? It's nobody's business where I'm going.

[Jimbuna]

Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.

[Von Due]

Nothng's so bad it can't get worse with an accordion.

[fireftr18]

Nothng's so bad it can't get worse with an accordion.

Accordion to who?

[Catfish]

Accordion with The Who? Never

[Jimbuna]

I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.

[Jimbuna]

Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.

[STEED]

It's Friday but not 5 to 5 yet oh who cares everyone wins a crackerjack pencil. :)

[Jimbuna]

I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.

[Jimbuna]

I wish my wallet came with free refills.

[Jimbuna]

I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.

[Aktungbby]

I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.on the Catalina it's referred to as...'flotation gear'!:O:

[Jimbuna]

It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.

[Jimbuna]

I noticed you are not noticing me.

[mapuc]

There are some conquests a real gentleman doesn't brag about.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.

[Jimbuna]

The person who thought it’s a good idea to put the light switch outside of the bathroom clearly didn’t have any siblings.

[Jimbuna]

Driving a sports car and sticking to the speed limit is like going to McDonalds’ and having just the salad.

[Jimbuna]

If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.

[fireftr18]

If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.

Take a number, have a snack, have seat. It'll be a while.

[Jimbuna]

Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.

[Jimbuna]

My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.

[Jimbuna]

Funny, those road signs: "Caution - Watch for children!" I mean, how dangerous can a child be?

[Jimbuna]

I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.

[Jimbuna]

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

[Von Due]

Apparently, in 1996, 43,000 Americans were injured from toilets while only 13 were injured by sharks. What can we learn from this? Do your business in the ocean.

[Aktungbby]

I sensed I was moving forward in life, but it turned out to be the rest of the world going by me in the opposite direction:oops::k_confused:

[Eichhörnchen]

Apparently, in 1996, 43,000 Americans were injured from toilets while only 13 were injured by sharks. What can we learn from this? Do your business in the ocean.

:har::har::har:

[Catfish]

Apparently, in 1996, 43,000 Americans were injured from toilets while only 13 were injured by sharks. What can we learn from this? […].
Don't swim with toilets?

[Aktungbby]

Apparently, in 1996, 43,000 Americans were injured from toilets while only 13 were injured by sharks. What can we learn from this? Do your business in the ocean.

Don't swim with toilets?
BEST TO AVOID THE ''EXERTIONS OF THE PRIVY'' ALTOGETHER :k_confused:https://nathanieltapley.com/2011/09/02/the-9-most-famous-people-to-have-died-on-the-toilet/ (https://nathanieltapley.com/2011/09/02/the-9-most-famous-people-to-have-died-on-the-toilet/)

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/oSiAeOU.png

[Catfish]

^ My point of view regarding US culture has not failed
me yet :haha:

[Catfish]

BEST TO AVOID THE ''EXERTIONS OF THE
PRIVY'' ALTOGETHER :k_confused:https://nathanieltapley.com/2011/09/02/the-9-most-famous-people-to-have-died-on-the-toilet/ (https://nathanieltapley.com/2011/09/02/the-9-most-famous-people-to-have-died-on-the-toilet/)
This was delightfully.. awful :D

[Jimbuna]

The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection.

[Von Due]

BEST TO AVOID THE ''EXERTIONS OF THE PRIVY'' ALTOGETHER :k_confused:https://nathanieltapley.com/2011/09/02/the-9-most-famous-people-to-have-died-on-the-toilet/ (https://nathanieltapley.com/2011/09/02/the-9-most-famous-people-to-have-died-on-the-toilet/)


Make that 10. King Haakon VII of Norway slipped and kicked the bucket in the bathroom. Should have swapped the bathroom for a pet shark.

[Jimbuna]

I liked the movie Titanic, my favorite character was the iceberg.

[Von Due]

Veni, vidi, oculis meis et non creditis

[Jimbuna]

You stole my Microsoft Office and for that you’re going to pay.

You have my Word!

[Von Due]

Terrible news of course, from Ireland not long ago. "Cork man drowned" was the tasteless headline.
But... how?

[Catfish]

I liked the movie Titanic, my favorite character was the iceberg.
Looking at brexit I think i understand :hmmm:
Sometimes it is not the people who change, it is the mask that falls off.

[Jimbuna]

Never ask a starfish for directions.

[Catfish]

Please don't confront me with my failures, I have not forgotten them
(Nico)

[Jimbuna]

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

[Jimbuna]

A UFO!? Quick, grab the worst camera we own.

[Von Due]

A police officer has two legs. A horse has four legs. Canada is policed by insects.

[Jimbuna]

Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen.

[Jimbuna]

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

[Jimbuna]

Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house.

[Jimbuna]

How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.

[Jimbuna]

Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff.

[Jimbuna]

Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.

[Aktungbby]

do dolphins have a genuine porpoise in life?

[THEBERBSTER]

do dolphins have a genuine porpoise in life? Yes they like to have a whale of a time.
Peter

[Sailor Steve]

I see this has become The Joke Thread Part Two. Why are they not merged?

[Jimbuna]

Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.

[Aktungbby]

^ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE BOTH NEWLY RETIRED AND THERE'S NO PLACE TO HIDE....EGAD! SHE EVEN CHASES ME INTO THE MANCAVE JUST WHEN THE :subsim: CONVOY'S WITHIN RANGE...http://www.subsim.com/404n.jpg<ILLUSTRATION BY TORPLEXED:salute:

[Jimbuna]

Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.

[Jimbuna]

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.

[Jimbuna]

Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.

[Jimbuna]

I've had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

[Von Due]

You know you're getting old when these new pop references you hear are all Linear A to you.

[Jimbuna]

You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.

[Jimbuna]

Learning a foreign language is pointless, I’m not even allowed to talk to strangers.

[Jimbuna]

What if dogs fetch the ball back only because they think you really like throwing it?

[Jimbuna]

Level of cooking expertise: Using smoke alarm as timer.

[Jimbuna]

Please God, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.

[Reece]

If Jim didn't post in this thread it would only be a few pages long!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

do dolphins have a genuine porpoise in life?

Yes they like to have a whale of a time.
Peter
























I see this has become The Joke Thread Part Two. Why are they not merged?

If Jim didn't post in this thread it would only be a few pages long!! :yep:Nonsense! me, BerbsBBy and Sailor Steve, regardless of what condition he's in, would gamely banter back and forth, taking up the slack!:arrgh!:

[Reece]

Who's slack? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

That moment when you’ve changed your answer in an exam in the very last second and later you realize the original answer was correct.

[Catfish]

Socialism never took root in America because the poor there see themselves not as an exploited proletariate but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

[Aktungbby]

temporarily embarrassed millionaires. NON$EN$E! SOME OF US ARE PERMANENTLY EMBARRAßED MILLIONAIRE$!:Kaleun_Party: IT'S THERE 'ON PAPER'....JU$ NOT WHERE YOU CAN ACTUALLY GIT YER HAND$ ON IT:Kaleun_Crying::Kaleun_Mad::damn:

[vienna]

The Nintendo Original Game Boy I bought back in 1989 just went dead after 30 years. Damned pre-planned obsolescence!!...






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[Jimbuna]

In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back.

[fireftr18]

Who's slack? :hmmm:

I think they take up their own slacks.

[Jimbuna]

Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.

[mapuc]

it's not the question whether the glass is half full or half empty

The question is what's type of liquor it is in the glass.

[Jimbuna]

My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.

[Jimbuna]

To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service.

[Jimbuna]

Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.

[Jimbuna]

Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.

[Jimbuna]

Tombstone engraving: I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!

[Aktungbby]

MINE WILL READ: "ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I'D RATHER BE IN MINNEAPOLIS!":arrgh!: WITH APOLOGIES TO http://legendsrevealed.com/entertainment/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/wc.jpg< W.C. FIELDS OF COURSE:O:

[Mr Quatro]

Mine will read: "If I had of been a better person I wouldn't be down here I would be up there"

[Jimbuna]

Mine could well be "I Was Hoping For A Pyramid"

[vienna]

One I considered: "Is it me or is it hot in here?"









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[Aktungbby]

Mine could well be "I Was Hoping For A Pyramid"Perhaps the undertaker was khunfused !:O:

[mapuc]

On my tombstone
"Does anyone miss me ?"

Markus

[Aktungbby]

/\₩e deign to respond to that question!:D

[Mr Quatro]

http://amorebeautifulquestion.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Clayton-Christensen.png

[Catfish]

Regarding engravings at cemeteries i loved those:

"Do not step on the lawn" or
"He was a good father but a bad electrician"

[Jimbuna]

Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over.

[Jimbuna]

I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you're wrong.

[Jimbuna]

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.

[Jimbuna]

Age only matters if you are a cheese.

[Jimbuna]

Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.

[Jimbuna]

“Siri, why am I still single?!”

Siri activates front camera.

[Jimbuna]

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

[Jimbuna]

Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.

[Jimbuna]

I don't have a drinking problem, I have a thirst problem.

[Eichhörnchen]

Do you think maybe Chief Crazy Horse had a brother named Well-balanced Horse?

[Von Due]

Do you think maybe Chief Crazy Horse had a brother named Well-balanced Horse?

Didn't he have a sister named My Borther Is A Liar And A Donkey?

[Jimbuna]

Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.

[Jimbuna]

With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.

[Jimbuna]

Congratulations on your 60th birthday! At last you can live undisturbed by life insurance agents!

[Jimbuna]

My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.

[Jimbuna]

Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.

[Jimbuna]

Smile while you still have teeth.

[Jimbuna]

We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.

[Jimbuna]

Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.

[Jimbuna]

My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.

[STEED]

This day next week millions will be voting for liars in the UK general election, wonder why? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

https://i.postimg.cc/W4dqWLZw/Possible-Large-Bovine-max-1mb.gif (https://postimages.org/)

[vienna]

Hmm...


...my imaginary friends just told me they don't think I'm real...







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[vienna]

The Golden Rule says...
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."
Which begs the question..

What if you’re a masochist?








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[Jimbuna]

Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.

[Jimbuna]

There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

[Aktungbby]

/\ just ask Robespierre!:/\\chop

[Eichhörnchen]

When you are dead you know nothing about it, and other people do all the suffering. The same thing happens when you are stupid

[Jimbuna]

Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.

[STEED]

This time next week the papers will be full of analysis of the general election, who won who lost, percentage of votes and more. I look at it like this, extra toilet paper. :)

[Jimbuna]

That moment when you notice that one fork isn’t really very clean when you’re laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.

[Jimbuna]

If you see me smiling, I'm probably thinking of doing something evil.

If I’m laughing, I've already done it.

[Jimbuna]

Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

[Jimbuna]

If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.

[vienna]

If everyone knew what I was thinking, I'd be constantly asking them "Please, tell me what it all means, and should I be worried?... or maybe you should be worried?..."...





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