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[Aktungbby]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a8/b6/6f/a8b66fd7cb475b8a17d6dfd6291b2dfc--witty-funny-quotes-humor-funny-quoted.jpg

[STEED]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a8/b6/6f/a8b66fd7cb475b8a17d6dfd6291b2dfc--witty-funny-quotes-humor-funny-quoted.jpgYou have a fridge! :o

You lucky lucky b'stard.

[Jimbuna]

Please cancel my subscription to your issues.

[Tango589]

Can anyone lend us a quid?

[Eichhörnchen]

Did you get a another laptop, then?

[Aktungbby]

Can anyone lend us a quid? Only if its 'pro quo'!:03:

[STEED]

We wast to many hours of our lives on things like going to the toilet, but on the other hand that may not be the case. :hmmm:

[Gerald]

May I ask why? :hmmm: New fiancee with travel in luggage.:03:

[STEED]

New fiancee with travel in luggage.:03:

Errr...translation in English please. :03:

Must stop drinking neat whisky makes me sound so boring.

[Jimbuna]

I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.

[Gerald]

You have a fridge! :o

You lucky lucky b'stard. Plenty with beer.:03:

[Jimbuna]

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.

[Gerald]

Errr...translation in English please. :03:

Must stop drinking neat whisky makes me sound so boring. Well...i'ts the only way I can present.:up:

[STEED]

Well...i'ts the only way I can present.:up:

You had hubba hubba=sex?

If i missed read that hand me a double scotch on the rocks. :) :haha:

[Jimbuna]

Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?

[Aktungbby]

Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?https://media1.giphy.com/media/x0GeFXErpcRk4/200.gif#2-grid1
:salute:
or yellow:D https://media0.giphy.com/media/VpI0DztSKb5e/200.gif#21-grid1

[STEED]

Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you as they shout out the window.."GET OUT THE BLOODY WAY WE'RE LATE FOR THE FREEMASON AGM".

Fixed. :shifty: :03: :)

[vienna]

^ This reminded me of an incident I saw when I first moved to Los Angeles in 1970: one night, I was feeling in the mood for a midnight snack and I decided to go to a 24 hour burger place a few blocks away; the restaurant was on a wide, major cross street in the area; as I approached the stand, there was suddenly the loud wails of sirens and the roar of car engines with lights flashing; approaching from a few blocks away were a pair of LAPD cars hurtling full blast down the main street; they roared up to the stand and screeched into the parking lot; customers were starting to look for cover fearing some sort of violent police/criminal activity was about to take place; instead; after the cars stopped, the officers emerged laughing - it seems they were racing each other with the loser having to pay for the meal...





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[Jimbuna]

You have committed the grave tactical blunder of acquiring enough university credits to graduate.
So now you're leaving college and embarking on the greatest adventure - and the biggest challenge - of your young lives:


Moving back in with your parents.

[Gerald]

You had hubba hubba=sex?

If i missed read that hand me a double scotch on the rocks. :) :haha: Do you think it's about the Stone Age? Well in this case ya got a bottle of gin.:03:

[STEED]

Do you think it's about the Stone Age? Well in this case ya got a bottle of gin.:03:
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :03:

[Jimbuna]

Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot."

[fireftr18]

Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot."

That's a bird brained thing to do.
:Kaleun_Wink:

[Jimbuna]

Your families are extremely proud of you.
You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing.
This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.

[Gerald]

Time to planing some travel.:up:

[Jimbuna]

Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.

[Gerald]

https://i.imgur.com/9P2IHJn.jpg

This sounds right!!

[Catfish]

Nice ! :up:
Those Genuas reall dwarf the "main" sail :03:

[Jimbuna]

What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies.

[Gerald]

Nice ! :up:
Those Genuas reall dwarf the "main" sail :03: But she "cost" my age pension insurance.:doh:

[Catfish]

^ i would not have enough even then. Maybe sell a kidney or so :hmmm::O:
Really, usually there is a bunch of enthusiasts who "buy" the boat together, so it is used regularly. And the boat is not paid for, but financed, and maybe even lent out for charter to other people. Most people have not the time to use such a boat as it should be.
Another thing is you have to sail where the boat is based; if you suddenly decide you'd like to sail around Sardinia or in the Carribean, you would have to get the boat there and most people do not have the time.
So for me it is easier to charter – yes it is not the own boat, technical problems because of neglect (seldom though) but you can sail for 2-4 weeks where you want, and you do not need a winter storage.
One of our last trips were from Kiel to Gotland, in a Malö 42. Despite of its mobile home impression it is quite a fast boat, and was in perfect shape.

@Aktung yes, i am mean while not sure though whether the Hallberg-Rassy's red sail isn't indeed a spinnaker? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

[vienna]

Moe seemed to do quite well with two arms...


https://68.media.tumblr.com/aa942217b9d883f1161457d7141dc06a/tumblr_n7xsue9HeQ1ry46hlo1_250.gif








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[Jimbuna]

Moe seemed to do quite well with two arms...


https://68.media.tumblr.com/aa942217b9d883f1161457d7141dc06a/tumblr_n7xsue9HeQ1ry46hlo1_250.gif








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Yep, I wonder which one of those was the first to veer off topic/off course :03:

[vienna]

In the darkness of the world today, a bit of happiness:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riOBFAsz-0Y





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[Gerald]

^ i would not have enough even then. Maybe sell a kidney or so :hmmm::O:
Really, usually there is a bunch of enthusiasts who "buy" the boat together, so it is used regularly. And the boat is not paid for, but financed, and maybe even lent out for charter to other people. Most people have not the time to use such a boat as it should be.
Another thing is you have to sail where the boat is based; if you suddenly decide you'd like to sail around Sardinia or in the Carribean, you would have to get the boat there and most people do not have the time.
So for me it is easier to charter – yes it is not the own boat, technical problems because of neglect (seldom though) but you can sail for 2-4 weeks where you want, and you do not need a winter storage.
One of our last trips were from Kiel to Gotland, in a Malö 42. Despite of its mobile home impression it is quite a fast boat, and was in perfect shape.

@Aktung yes, i am mean while not sure though whether the Hallberg-Rassy's red sail isn't indeed a spinnaker? :hmmm: I'ts called a Booster she have:03:

[vienna]

A strong man stands up for himself
A stronger man stands up for others

- Steve Oedekerk






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[Gerald]

https://www.hamnen.se/images/stories/annonsmarkerad/2016/HR44/Bildspel1/HR44Ute1.jpg

:up:

[STEED]

When jim takes a holiday the forum post counts nose dive as folks do other things. :hmmm:

[Gerald]

When jim takes a holiday the forum post counts nose dive as folks do other things. :hmmm: When the cat is gone then the rats dance on the table.:03:

[Eichhörnchen]

And the squirrels all dance in the timber tops :D

[STEED]

And the squirrels all dance in the timber tops :D

I would like to see a 500 page report and a 25 year investigation spending millions on proving that point. :)

[vienna]

Maybe you can get government grant...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlH767uV1z8






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[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/lOgalDB.jpg All we need to do to keep our end up then is play you know what

[STEED]

https://i.imgur.com/lOgalDB.jpg All we need to do to keep our end up then is play you know what


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D92kMuI141Y

[Eichhörnchen]

Squirrel Bingo... do you think that could work?

[Milchman]

Its vacation , some of my friends are in holiday and i came to play SH5 because my father played sh3 when i was 6 or so ,now i feel insecure and social incompatible for playing one day long SH5:up:

[STEED]

Squirrel Bingo... do you think that could work?

Yea well yea if you hold all the nuts. :03:

[STEED]

Without Jim Subsims is like a grave yard, come back jim before it's too late.

[Reece]

Yea well yea if you hold all the nuts. :03:
Not mine thanks!!:oops:

[Eichhörnchen]

I never interfere with other people's nuts

[Avis30]

I never interfere with other people's nuts

That's a good way to reference Bro! Hahaha

[STEED]

I never interfere with other people's nuts

No you just sell them on eBay. :roll: :03: :haha:

[Gerald]

I never interfere with other people's nuts Right! But on the other hand, nuts are useful as long as you do not eat a lot:Kaleun_Wink:

[STEED]

NUTS NUTS NUTS NUTS...


This comment was bought to you by Eichhörnchen's nut empire Ltd.


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[Jimbuna]

Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.

[Gerald]

NUTS NUTS NUTS NUTS...


This comment was bought to you by Eichhörnchen's nut empire Ltd.


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[Jimbuna]

The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run!

[Gerald]

Burr...soon are the summer time lost.:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."

[Gerald]

https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/a/ausonius390441.html :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/a/ausonius390441.html?src=t_age
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/a/ausonius390441.html?src=t_age

[Von Due]

In my research for stimuli for not to fall asleep right after the end of a week, cognac has been taken off the list of candidates.

[Von Due]

That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."

Mine says "hey this is a word processor, for anagrams head that-a-way".

[STEED]

Let us never know what old age is.

Too bloody late! I have seen it with my grand parents and parents its all down hill popping pills and health problems along with everyday aches and pains and it just gets worst. :O:

[Jimbuna]

Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.

[Gerald]

The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it. Hubert H. Humphrey

[Jimbuna]

You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.

[STEED]

I demand winter this year. :stare:

[Gerald]

I demand winter this year. :stare::Kaleun_Applaud::03:

[fireftr18]

You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.

I beat you to it. I'm already there.

[Gerald]

We are all there.:03:

[STEED]

:Kaleun_Applaud::03:

First cool day but will it last I wonder? :hmmm:

[Gerald]

First cool day but will it last I wonder? :hmmm: Sure thing,this winter will warm.:03:

[Jimbuna]

Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.

[fireftr18]

First cool day but will it last I wonder? :hmmm:
It will last until it gets warm.

[STEED]

It will last until it gets warm.

Warmer today so that's a rap for winter.

[Jimbuna]

That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.

[STEED]

To kill moths or not to kill moths that is the question to which I do not need much thinking time.

WHACK..Take that you stinking moths. :03:

[vienna]

Just heard on the radio that the average temperature for Los Angeles in the month of October was 85 degrees F. (29.44 C.), the highest average temperature since LA weather records were first recorded in the late 1800's; nope, no global warming here...






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[Eichhörnchen]

To kill moths or not to kill moths that is the question to which I do not need much thinking time.

WHACK..Take that you stinking moths. :03:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2327810&postcount=1

Leave the moths alone

[STEED]

Leave the moose alone

Find by me. :)

Kill the moths.
http://www.mothkiller.co.uk/oa2ki-natural-organic-moth-spray-500ml-17-p.asp
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/may/17/clothes-moths-are-driving-me-mad-will-no-one-rid-me-of-these-troublesome-beasts

[Gerald]

Good that the winter tires are on.:yep:

[STEED]

Good that the winter tires are on.:yep:

Will you stop rubbing it in, next you will be saying you got a big fur coat and it keeps you warm. :O:

[Gerald]

Will you stop rubbing it in, next you will be saying you got a big fur coat and it keeps you warm. :O:Yes, I think I have several long rocks but one special for down to -45 under zero (flue).:03:

[Tango589]

Given that the International Distress Signal is to fly your flag upside-down, how do the Japanese get on?

[Eichhörnchen]

I think they turn theirs inside out

[Von Due]

A mouse! A mouse! My kingdom for a mouse! One that doesn't break for the giggles, preferably... if such one exists.

[Gerald]

^I have 5 mouse,but only 2 works.:Kaleun_Wink:

[Von Due]

^I have 5 mouse,but only 2 works.:Kaleun_Wink:

The five mice on the dole then?

[Gerald]

They are store in a room.

[STEED]

Yes, I think I have several long rocks but one special for down to -45 under zero (flue).:03:

Where do you live North or South pole.

[Gerald]

Where do you live North or South pole.Not any of them.:D

[Jimbuna]

I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you.

[Gerald]

Today 9+ no winter.:doh:

[Jimbuna]

If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.

[Gerald]

Maybe right.

[Gerald]

Let it snow,let it snow.:arrgh!:

[STEED]

Let it snow,let it snow.:arrgh!:
Hes doing again! :arrgh!:

[Gerald]

Hes doing again! :arrgh!::haha:

[Gerald]

Come on STEED i'ts winter time.:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.

[STEED]

Come on STEED i'ts winter time.:Kaleun_Cheers:

Not here, T-Shirts and shorts still being worn, very few numbers of people in any winter clothing even at night!

[Gerald]

Not here, T-Shirts and shorts still being worn, very few numbers of people in any winter clothing even at night!Well ya got to be first.:03:

[STEED]

Well ya got to be first.:03:

Today will went down one degree, tomorrow we are up two and no change Friday.

[Gerald]

Today will went down one degree, tomorrow we are up two and no change Friday.Next week mayby.:Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

[Gerald]

STEED have got the rare snow yet.:03:

[Jimbuna]

Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.

[Gerald]

The debtor is not free.

[STEED]

Next week mayby.:Kaleun_Applaud:
And pigs will fart. :03:

STEED have got the rare snow yet.:03:

Yellow snow? :hmmm:

[STEED]

Vendor good news winter is here sort of.

Sat 46F Sun 43F...

Oh wait Monday 50F and climbing back to 56F

Well that's my winter done and dusted.

[Jimbuna]

I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle.

[Gerald]

Just a way of getting back into shape with editing after a long break.

[STEED]

I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle.

I am so broke, I can't even afford a bicycle.

[Jimbuna]

My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

[Gerald]

STEED ya get get my...i'ts here for ya.:03:

[Jimbuna]

I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

[Gerald]

I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does. True that.

[Catfish]

My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlDdINjhhNk

:shucks:

[bionoman]

this website is a massive cluster**** of user unfriendly 90's text walls and low quality gifs :/
i cant find head from toe from all this 1920x1280 information thrown everywhere.
and paid mods?... wha?

[vienna]

I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

Sunday's "Anti-Apathy Rally" was cancelled due to lack of interest...







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[Rockstar]

The hightest point of Earth is Mount Chimborazo Ecaudor Central America and is 1.5 miles higher than Mount Everest

[Eichhörnchen]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2345798&postcount=1

Mount Mannen in Norway is the longest-taking mountain to collapse in history. So far it's taken two whole years to not collapse and could go on not collapsing for another whole year, or even longer.

[vienna]

Meanwhile, Generalissimo Franco of Spain is still reported to be dead...







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[Eichhörnchen]

It still hasn't gone

[Aktungbby]

this website is a massive cluster**** of user unfriendly 90's text walls and low quality gifs :/
i cant find head from toe from all this 1920x1280 information thrown everywhere.
and paid mods?... wha?
bionoman! :Kaleun_Salute: With regard to your first post: Please use language that you would use around your mother. No vulgarities, obscenities, hate speech, or foul language. Do not use *******ing w*rds with aster*cks, that's the same thing as vulgar languge. Express yourself with respect to others

[Jimbuna]

Life is too short to worry about matching socks.

[Gerald]

The goal of education is not to increase the amount of knowledge but to create the possibilities for a child to invent and discover, to create men who are capable of doing new things. Jean Piaget

[STEED]

Vendor, mild weather here in the UK still. At this rate people will be stripping off! :o

[Gerald]

Vendor, mild weather here in the UK still. At this rate people will be stripping off! :oSome hot girls to have fun with on "summertime" :03:

[Gerald]

Vendor, mild weather here in the UK still. At this rate people will be stripping off! :o Summer here.:Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty.

[STEED]

Summer here.:Kaleun_Applaud:

I saw a bloke just wearing a vest and shorts, clearly getting ready for summer 2 in the winter months.

[STEED]

The nights are rolling in and the street lights are a joke.

[Jimbuna]

I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.

[Von Due]

Marriage is an institution but who wants to live in an institution?

[Jimbuna]

True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.

[Jimbuna]

Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it?

[Gerald]

Day soon to buy a Christmas tree.:D

[Eichhörnchen]

We have a fake one. I used to go up the road and dig one up every year until they closed the tree plantation there. Now we finally found one that looks properly real (after buying several that were not as good)

[Jimbuna]

Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

[STEED]

With everyone on their smart phones you can save lots of money walking around naked, no more cloths and no one will notice you. :03:

[Gerald]

With everyone on their smart phones you can save lots of money walking around naked, no more cloths and no one will notice you. :03:But if you're naked then the police come in, or sit or in the mental hospital.:yeah:

[STEED]

But if you're naked then the police come in

Around here!.... :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

Never.... :har: :har: :har: :har:

[Eichhörnchen]

In the UK, walking around in public bollock-naked is just regarded as a bit eccentric

[STEED]

The day winter turns up will be the day polar bears slap on sun cream. :03:

[Gerald]

The day winter turns up will be the day polar bears slap on sun cream. :03: Show me that.:03:

[Eisenwurst]

You go into a store these days and the shop assistants ( invariably all women ) wear name tags. You read their name off the tag and they think you're staring at their boobs.:oops:

[Aktungbby]

^NO NO! Always state the lass's name on the tag so she knows you can at least read! You may be a boor but they'll know your a literate boor! Your in a shop shopping, so they assume you're a man of means!:D:yeah:

[Eisenwurst]

You get an even worse reaction if you're nearsighted and have to get real close to read.:dead:

[Gerald]

^NO NO! Always state the lass's name on the tag so she knows you can at least read! You may be a boor but they'll know your a literate boor! Your in a shop shopping, so they assume you're a man of means!:D:yeah:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXYJRlsEj8U

[STEED]

A good walk makes you feel good and a pizza has the same effect, only one is good for you.

[Jimbuna]

I could have sworn this was meant to be a 'comment' thread :hmmm:

[STEED]

Pain killers can be useless and I should know. I'm in pain and these pills are not working! :mad:

[Jimbuna]

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

[STEED]

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Too dam right...:o

[Gerald]

I could have sworn this was meant to be a 'comment' thread :hmmm: True,but there are exception.

[STEED]

True,but there are exception.

Indeed...

For example....jim, vendor wants to buy you a years worth of beer and mop your floor. :)

[Jimbuna]

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?

[Gerald]

Indeed...

For example....jim, vendor wants to buy you a years worth of beer and mop your floor. :) Jim take nothing from a stranger.:03:

[Tango589]

Why is this new toy called a 'Hoverboard' when it clearly has wheels and doesn't hover?

[Jimbuna]

Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me?

[vienna]

Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me?

Also a member of the club...

There was a ban on plastic bags here in California (Los Angeles had a ban even before the state ban) and I had paper bags filed with paper bags. The odd part of the paper bag situation was I kept thinking, "I wonder how many of my school books I could have covered with those bags?"...








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[Gerald]

The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.

[Jimbuna]

Arguing with a woman is like buying a lottery ticket. You know you're not gonna win, but you're sure as hell gonna try.

[Aktungbby]

Arguing with a woman is like buying a lottery ticket. You know you're not gonna win, but you're sure as hell gonna try.
Or as my sister in law put it "U can't win if u don't enter!"....but upon reflection...isn't that a Freudian slip??!!:timeout:

[Gerald]

Arguing with a woman is like buying a lottery ticket. You know you're not gonna win, but you're sure as hell gonna try.:haha:

[Jimbuna]

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

[Gerald]

Time to move on a bit.:yep:

[Jimbuna]

Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.

[mapuc]

To beer or not to beer that is the quality

Markus

[STEED]

Cold snap here and here comes Vendor to whoop it up. :haha:

My phone is your phone as long as you pay the phone bill. :03:

[Gerald]

Cold snap here and here comes Vendor to whoop it up. :haha:

My phone is your phone as long as you pay the phone bill. :03: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMXxRcqmrkQ&t=85s :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.

[Gerald]

“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”

[Gerald]

“Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow
Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead
Walk beside me… just be my friend”
― Albert Camus

[Eichhörnchen]

Is anyone taking bets on which will be the first to go: Mt Mannen, the Bali volcano or Donald Trump?

[Gerald]

I bet Bali!:up:

[Eichhörnchen]

I just had my motor insurance renewal notice from Hastings Direct: an eighty-five percent increase... no explanation, just a glib suggestion that I may wish to "shop around". Well if there's one thing more certain to happen now than that bloody volcano erupting....

[Aktungbby]

^Those idiots they misdirected Tango's new premium! to you!:arrgh!:

[Eichhörnchen]

:haha::haha::haha:

[Catfish]

Is anyone taking bets on which will be the first to go: Mt Mannen, the Bali volcano or Donald Trump?

I hope Trump will explode like the Bali volcano, and then just slide off and out of my perception.

[Jimbuna]

I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.

[Gerald]

I hope Trump will explode like the Bali volcano, and then just slide off and out of my perception.LOL

[Jimbuna]

I wish my wallet came with free refills.

[Gerald]

I bet the future gives what we want.:Kaleun_Wink:

[Tango589]

^Those idiots they misdirected Tango's new premium! to you!:arrgh!:

:haha::haha::haha:

:nope::shifty::hmph:


:rotfl2:

[Eichhörnchen]

Busted :haha:

[fireftr18]

I bet the future gives what we want.:Kaleun_Wink:
I don't about that, but I do know we are in the future's past.

[Gerald]

I don't about that, but I do know we are in the future's past.:Kaleun_Salute:

[kilerkg]

I just had my motor insurance renewal notice from Hastings Direct: an eighty-five percent increase... no explanation, just a glib suggestion that I may wish to "shop around". Well if there's one thing more certain to happen now than that bloody volcano erupting....

That's how they make so much money, people blindly accepting the renewals.

I've found the cheapest company to be Adrian Flux, they are cheaper for me than everyone else by a considerable margin. They also give you a discount if you mention you are with a car owners club or a member of the PistonHeads forum.

[Eichhörnchen]

Thanks for the tip, mate. About 5 mins ago I got a quote (from the Co-op) more than £20 pm cheaper, but I'll take a look at your recommendation :up:

[Gerald]

Santa coming soon.:yep:

[vienna]

Not to worry: I'm fully armed....







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[STEED]

Santa coming soon.:yep:

Good, I can shoot the B'stard!

[Jimbuna]

It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.

[Gerald]

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”

[Aktungbby]

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”

Except to take your Aricept!:O:

[Gerald]

Hey there...my comment:timeout::O:

[Gerald]

https://i.imgur.com/arVDkuL.gif

[Jimbuna]

“Arguing with anonymous strangers on the Internet is a sucker's game because they almost always turn out to be—or to be indistinguishable from—self-righteous sixteen-year-olds possessing infinite amounts of free time.”

[Gerald]

Good, I can shoot the B'stard!:doh:

[Jimbuna]

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing somebody's cast.

[STEED]

:doh:

:DL



Jim has to post more to make up for me posting less. :) :03:

[Eisenwurst]

Christmas came early. Just received my Subsim fridge magnet.

Thanks Onkel Neil, I promise to sink a few schooners for you.

http://i.imgur.com/Zii43LX.jpg

[Gerald]

:DL



Jim has to post more to make up for me posting less. :) :03: Be nice to him.:03:

[Jimbuna]

:DL



Jim has to post more to make up for me posting less. :) :03:

Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.

[STEED]

Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer. :haha:

[Jimbuna]

As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.

[Gerald]

Santa will be a great 'experience' for young children better that and go on the street.

[Jimbuna]

If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.

[Gerald]

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”

[Jimbuna]

I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.

[Gerald]

“So many books, so little time.”

[Jimbuna]

“Everything is like a wall." Said a scholar to the troll.
"Bang your head to go on through. Then you'll see, there is no queue.”

[STEED]

“So many books, so little time.”

Smash up all your clocks, watches and any other time piece..Sorted. :03:

Without time you can read all those books.

[vienna]

Smash up all your clocks, watches and any other time piece..Sorted. :03:

Without time you can read all those books.

You mean something like having "time Enough At Last"?...



https://www.disneyfanatic.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/TwilightZone.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAxARJyaTEA








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[STEED]

^ :yeah:

That's one of the few Twilight episodes i recall.

[Gerald]

Very nice,:Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

I noticed you are not noticing me.

[Gerald]

Nah...not me.:)

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/Qe7Mogp.jpg

I was thinking, shouldn't the petting zoo now be called the 'unwanted touching zoo' ?

[Jimbuna]

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

[Gerald]

Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved.

[Aktungbby]

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

https://media.giphy.com/media/nhklNniaxTXoI/giphy.gif:arrgh!: Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved. :O: I think you nailed IT! https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/religion-jesus-christ-crucifix-the_crucifixion-resurrection-jca0018_low.jpg (https://www.cartoonstock.com/cartoonview.asp?catref=jca0018)

[Jimbuna]

My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.

[STEED]

I hate ice more than snow and both together I can do without.

[Gerald]

I hate ice more than snow and both together I can do without. Ya like it and get it.:03:

[Jimbuna]

The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection.

[STEED]

The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection.

Until its breaks up with you. :03:


Jim will make many more comments in 2018 to fill a book. :03: :haha:

[Gerald]

Go and let's thing go your way.

[Jimbuna]

I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.

[Catfish]

They say the early bird catches the worm,
but at least worms do not get sucked into jet engines.

[STEED]

Why is tomato soup only advertised in winter? A good question for someone else to ask as I am off to bed. :)

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/1W1TL1A.jpg

[vienna]

I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.

Reminded me of a place I once worked for; because some of my work was dependent on others completing their own tasks, I quite often didn't bother to come in at the regular starting time and started later; saved me from sitting around waiting idly and saved the company having to pay me overtime if I spent over 8 hours on a given day; the supervisor I worked for was one of those overly cheerful positive, types (first to go when I take over the world) and, one day she said she wanted me to come in particularly early the next day for a special project; I am not a 'morning person' by any means; she said she wanted me there "bright and early"; I told her she had a choice: either bright or early, not both...







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[fireftr18]

I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.

I resemble that remark.

[Eisenwurst]

http://i.imgur.com/dF4Kyaq.png

Bummer!! Looks like Santa's a Mod.

No pressies for me then.:wah:

[Eichhörnchen]

Do/did they have Mods & Rockers in Oz too?

[Jimbuna]

A UFO!? Quick, grab the worst camera we own.

[STEED]

A UFO!? Quick, drop your pants and wiggle your butt in their direction.

:03: :shifty: :haha:

[Eisenwurst]

Do/did they have Mods & Rockers in Oz too?

Rockers yes but not to the same extent as in the UK.
Here in Wallsend they used to hang out at Defoe's Milk Bar ( the pubs wouldn't let them in ). As a group they were only around for a few years in the early 60s. Most of the hardcore guys got killed in crashes and the rest got old, married, moved out of town ( the usual story ). But they were great guys. The cops gave them a hard time and the townsfolk used to shake their heads when they saw them. They were rebels in a VERY conservative time.

Nowadays you'd say it was a poor town, nobody had much money. Then slowly people became more affluent and about the same time the whole "British Beat" ( or whatever they call it ) happened. People had tv's, record shops were everywhere, and the whole Mod thing took off. VERY FASHIONABLE. But that's where it stayed down here - FASHION.

Mod music, Mod clothes, Mod haircuts, but no real violence or dickhead Band behaviour like in the UK - instrument abuse, trashing hotel rooms, heavy drug abuse.

Interestingly, in 1979, there was a bit of a Mod revival in Sydney. They had their own pub at the bottom end of Goulburn street. And outside you'd see all these Vespa's and Puch's with all the mirrors and roundels, and inside they'd all be jumping around to "The Jam" covers.

Funny thing is that a lot of these guys became City Councilors and now run Sydney ( into the ground ).

[Gerald]

Go your way,nobody can do it foryour self.

[Jimbuna]

Never ask a starfish for directions.

[STEED]

Politicians are a wast of time and space but most of all money.

[Gerald]

I say MONEY!!:Kaleun_Wink:

[Eisenwurst]

Here in Australia the usual Christmas presents of underwear are always appreciated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F5BaGU1dms

[Jimbuna]

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

[Gerald]

I'm glad at I Live my own way.

[STEED]

Life is bliss with a bottle of beer, just make sure you never run out.