This is the comment thread!

[Jimbuna]

Never met this one and she is a Miss.

[Gerald]

It all suddenly became interesting you can focus your eyes on something else,:)

[Jimbuna]

The last time I was seen by a 'Miss' she butchered me because her calls for assistance from a nearby male colleague went unresponded to.

[Gerald]

You can lay out text that should she have any money so it's silicone hands that apply, and no other.

[Gerald]

http://www.thelocal.se/48048/20130521/

16 km from where I live, it has messed up in two days, the police are working to overcome the problems usually swat and order police 8 minors between 16-19 in custody, plus some who are already seated behind steel.

[Jimbuna]

That must almost equate to being at war in Swedish terms :o

[Jimbuna]

You can lay out text that should she have any money so it's silicone hands that apply, and no other.

If she's anything to do with silicone it won't be anywhere near her hands :O:

[Gerald]

If she's anything to do with silicone it won't be anywhere near her hands :O: LOL :)

[Gerald]

Before long weekend, so that it can get the opportunity and visit the boat.

[Betonov]

5°C outside and raining. Snowing above 1000m :o
And only one week from june

[STEED]

That man can pack it way! :o

[Gerald]

Really nice sailing weather today with strong winds.:)

[Jimbuna]

5°C outside and raining. Snowing above 1000m :o
And only one week from june

That would almost be a heatwave here in the UK :O:

[Herr-Berbunch]

That would almost be a heatwave here in the UK :O:

19 here today, got my shorts on. :sunny:

[Jimbuna]

19 here today, got my shorts on. :sunny:

17 here atm, got my jeans on :)

[kranz]

17 here atm, got my jeans on :)

15 here, taking my pants off :D

[Sailor Steve]

Tried to outdo you guys.

Now I'm on my way to jail for indecent exposure.

[Betonov]

A friend of mine got married today.
I'm happy for him, his wife is a nice simple girl (simple means low maintainance :O:), they're a perfect fit.

As soon as they entered the church the weather cleared and warmed up :hmmm:

[Platapus]

19 here today, got my shorts on. :sunny:

17 here atm, got my jeans on :)

15 here, taking my pants off :D

72 here and I am going to take someone else's pants off... well later in the evening anyway. :D

[Jimbuna]

Pictures or it didn't happen :O:

[Platapus]

Pictures or it didn't happen :O:

Well she is a bit camera shy and trust me you don't want me to post pictures of me in flagrante delicto. :nope:

Of course, in my case it would be in frigus delicto. :oops:

[Jimbuna]

Well she is a bit camera shy and trust me you don't want me to post pictures of me in flagrante delicto. :nope:

Of course, in my case it would be in frigus delicto. :oops:

LOL :03:

[Herr-Berbunch]

72 here and I am going to take someone else's pants off... well later in the evening anyway. :D

Why are you wearing someone else's pants? :hmmm:

[STEED]

Tried to outdo you guys.

Now I'm on my way to jail for indecent exposure.

Don't panic Steve the fantastic three are on the way to bust you out the slammer. Jim, Bossmark & STEED will be over soon, what slammer you in? :)

[frau kaleun]

Don't panic Steve the fantastic three are on the way to bust you out the slammer. Jim, Bossmark & STEED will be over soon, what slammer you in? :)

Well that's just great, it was gonna be hard enough raising bail money for just Steve, and now we'll have to come up with the cash to get all four of you out. :O:

[Sailor Steve]

Don't panic Steve the fantastic three are on the way to bust you out the slammer. Jim, Bossmark & STEED will be over soon, what slammer you in? :)Well that's just great, it was gonna be hard enough raising bail money for just Steve, and now we'll have to come up with the cash to get all four of you out. :O:
Reminds me of an old favorite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJrl30vudL0

[STEED]

Well that's just great, it was gonna be hard enough raising bail money for just Steve, and now we'll have to come up with the cash to get all four of you out. :O:


No need, job done, last in the pub is paying...Sorry I forgot Steve is American. Last one in the Bar is paying. :DL

[Gerald]

Nice try STEED you are vegetarian so you can pay the entire bill,:)

[Sailor Steve]

No need, job done, last in the pub is paying...Sorry I forgot Steve is American. Last one in the Bar is paying. :DL
You forgot Steve is allergic to alcohol. I'll have a Dr. Pepper, thanks. And I'll even pay, last one in or not.

[Jimbuna]

I'm in training so I'll have one of these:

http://img.dooyoo.co.uk/GB_EN/orig/0/9/6/4/7/964750.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=efes+lager&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=U3ouTOHCc4PudM&tbnid=q_VzwS14KzvfdM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dooyoo.co.uk%2Fbeer-cider%2Fefes-pilsner-lager%2F&ei=YyKiUYTwGKGc0QXs8ICYCg&bvm=bv.47008514,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNECwkniLi9tW5rNBA140VHwCMDAlw&ust=1369666451402578)

[Gerald]

Have oiled teak floorboards in the cockpit and the saloon, was a good result.

[Jimbuna]

Raise the skull and crossbones and head out to sea :arrgh!:

[Gerald]

Yes, I will go off on new adventures, and with interesting prospects in sight.

[Jimbuna]

Do you leave and return the same day or travel to far and away places in her?

[Betonov]

So, can anyone get me a job on a exploration/salvage/rough seas supply vessel :06:

I need to get out of this country

[kranz]

So, can anyone get me a job on a exploration/salvage/rough seas supply vessel :06:

I need to get out of this country

yeah, i can get you a job of a baltic sea excavator disarming nazi mines and salvaging barrels with chemical weapons. 75% of your salary goes to me. you don't have to thank me.

[STEED]

Looks like a scorcher over the weekend. :sunny:

So the weather forecasters say...:hmmm:

[Betonov]

yeah, i can get you a job of a baltic sea excavator disarming nazi mines and salvaging barrels with chemical weapons.

Sounds like my current job with the benefit of fresh air. When can I begin.

And I'll just thank you and keep the pay, thanks :)

[Herr-Berbunch]

Ex-PM convicted.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22781752

:D

[Betonov]

Ex-PM convicted.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22781752

:D

Check the main GT page :O:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Check the main GT page :O:

:yawn: 23 minutes later.

[Betonov]

:yawn: 23 minutes later.

I'm a slow typer :O:

[Wolferz]

The following comment is true.

The preceding comment is false.

[Herr-Berbunch]

The following comment is true.

The preceding comment is false.

http://ganjaology.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/20110508-122617.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

There's an exception to every rule.

Except that one.

[STEED]

I have nothing to say. :O:

[frau kaleun]

I have nothing to say. :O:

General Topics is chock full of people with nothing to say, myself included. You'll have to be a little more original than that. :O:

[STEED]

General Topics is chock full of people with nothing to say, myself included. You'll have to be a little more original than that. :O:

:hmmm:

. ..... .... ....... .. ... :O: :haha:

[Wolferz]

:hmmm:

. ..... .... ....... .. ... :O: :haha:


Sorry, haven't seen Kay in awhile.:03:

[Betonov]

My fathers 50th birthday today. Got him an original 50 km/h speed limit sign, do not ask about the method of aquisition :D and I'll buy him a nautical book next time I visit Ljubljana.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/969466_629174753761712_1036248970_n.jpg
He's the one the far left (and no, I don't mean the dog) *

28 years ago he had a little accident. He got my mother pregnant. 23 years old with nothing that could be called a career he had the choice of running.
He stayed :salute:



* the rest of the cast (from left to right): my deceased dog Aros, my father Erik, my grandmother (fathers side) Iva, my deceased grandfather (fathers side) Joze, a fammily friend Janez, my mother Ksenija, a fammily friend Iva. Sitting down: my grandmother (mothers side) Francka and grandmothers sister Angelca.
Taken 2 years ago at my grandfathers 70th birthday

[Sailor Steve]

So you're father is thirteen years younger than I am...

I feel so old! :dead:

[Wolferz]

You're as young as you feel Steve.:O:

Happy birthday to your poppa, Betonov and a big :up: to him for hanging in there and doing the right thing for ya.:yep:
You're younger than my own kids and probably younger than Steves' grand children.

[STEED]

I feel so old! :dead:


And on your left Steve the oldest man in the world..Now lets move on plenty to see in the human museum.

[Wolferz]

And on your left Steve the oldest man in the world..Now lets move on plenty to see in the human museum.

I want to see the fossil section. Oh, hi Steve.:haha:

[frau kaleun]

And on your left Steve the oldest man in the world..Now lets move on plenty to see in the human museum.

I want to see the fossil section. Oh, hi Steve.:haha:


All y'all need to stop pickin' on Steve. He may be a little long in the tooth, but I bet he's still got it.











Now remembering where he put it... that could be a problem. :O:

[Sailor Steve]

You don't want to go there. :O:

[Wolferz]

You don't want to go there. :O:
You're right. We don't.:03::haha:

[Jimbuna]

All y'all need to stop pickin' on Steve. He may be a little long in the tooth, but I bet he's still got it.



Now remembering where he put it... that could be a problem. :O:

:har:

[STEED]

You don't want to go there. :O:

Too late, I have seen inside the womens toilet's and to this day I'm still in shock. :o


Take my advice, stay out.

[Sailor Steve]

Um, that wasn't the...well, you see...um...oh, never mind. :dead:

[STEED]

Um, that wasn't the...well, you see...um...oh, never mind. :dead:


:har:

[Gerald]

Too late, I have seen inside the womens toilet's and to this day I'm still in shock. :o


Take my advice, stay out. Nice one :haha:

[Betonov]

Vendor's back

Vendor, look what I got :D

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1010018_632773170068537_304510167_n.jpg

[Gerald]

Yummy :yeah:

[Gerald]

Bet,when occurs the supply of cherry-snaps....:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

As soon as the EU approves the tax liability :)

[Gerald]

No fees or tariffs on fruit as it is for personal use and not commercial :cool:

[Jimbuna]

Not in the real world.

[Red October1984]

A comment thread that I've never posted in...

That's probably a good thing....

Oh well... :woot:

[Gerald]

Since the talk about cherry-snaps are currently fictional, it is clear the preliminary investigation, no charges if I get to decide :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Fill ya boots.

[Gerald]

No, the boat not boots.

[Jimbuna]

Ah yes.

[Gerald]

Goodnight world,:DL

[Betonov]

We can't expect to make any cherry schnaps in the near future.
My grandmother sold the still :nope:

[Jimbuna]

You could always rent it back....from me :)

[STEED]

Goodnight world,:DL

Are nuts, the world ended and I missed it. :/\\!!

[Betonov]

You could always rent it back....from me :)

Just mail it to me and I'll send it back when I'm done :O:

[Jimbuna]

Just mail it to me and I'll send it back when I'm done :O:

Rgr that, just so long as you promise not to spill a drop :03:

[Betonov]

Keep the still. I'm too lazy to pick the cheries anyway :O:

[Betonov]

Found this for anyone interested in obscure balkan nations and photography

http://www.pxleyes.com/blog/2012/02/the-beauty-of-slovenia-presented-in-50-beautiful-photos/

[Jimbuna]

Some crackin photos there and those of Bled Lake in particular look awesome :cool:

I do believe I flew over the Julian Alps or a very similar looking part a week ago on my way home from holiday.

[Gerald]

@Nice photos here Bet :yep:

[Betonov]

The pictures of Bled look awesome, but I can't stand the place.

A gazillion tourists and the infrastructure of a backwater town.

[Gerald]

The pictures of Bled look awesome, but I can't stand the place.

A gazillion tourists and the infrastructure of a backwater town. How far is it for you ... if you want to go there, despite the tourists,:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

The pictures of Bled look awesome, but I can't stand the place.

A gazillion tourists and the infrastructure of a backwater town.

The tourist numbers don't surprise me when you take into account how stunning it looks.

I would love this to be my summer residence :sunny:

http://theskimonster.com/files/theskimonster/ckfinder/images/lake-bled-slovenia-3.jpeg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=aqi09YkPvtDogM&tbnid=fSVCT0rctG7A2M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Ftheskimonster.com%2Fblog%2Fposts% 2Fwhere-to-wakeboard-a-bucket-list%2F&ei=hX7IUbqmLMiZ0QWDoYD4AQ&bvm=bv.48293060,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNHFVZ_pVHHHAyslNfdCd5DSGM2dIg&ust=1372180466048518)

[Betonov]

20min drive to the town itself, half hour drive trough the town :/\\!!


observe the ridge under the mountain in the back. A string of houses is seen at the bottom of the ridge. That's where I live

http://kongresguides.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/bled-lake.jpg

[Gerald]

Beautiful :sunny:

[Betonov]

The plan for this year is the mountain above my village.

Never been on top. Asthma is gone, so gone are the excuses :D

[Gerald]

Why not take the car on the back roads....:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

The plan for this year is the mountain above my village.

Never been on top. Asthma is gone, so gone are the excuses :D

Don't forget the towel...for paragliding :O:

[Betonov]

There are no back roads to the top.

I'll have to walk it

[Gerald]

We look forward to a story when you've reached the top,:yep:

[Jimbuna]

There are no back roads to the top.

I'll have to walk it

It'll certainly be quicker coming down then :)

[STEED]

I'm shagged out, time for bed. :zzz:

[Jimbuna]

I'm shagged out, time for bed. :zzz:

Don't tell your missus or your mom or whoever :)

[Betonov]

Just found this picture on the internet, my (former) car, the famous white Clio can be seen :D
I live just behind the big green house


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qv4JM4-wdhM/S3XPDlWWO3I/AAAAAAAAAO0/XCocvsJ-VbQ/s1600/IMG_3160.JPG

[Gerald]

^Can I get an autograph from you on your previous famous car,:O:

[Gerald]

http://i1358.photobucket.com/albums/q764/gasturbin/DSC00895_zps360fa826.jpg (http://s1358.photobucket.com/user/gasturbin/media/DSC00895_zps360fa826.jpg.html)

Sailing with the jib.

[Gerald]

http://i1358.photobucket.com/albums/q764/gasturbin/DSC00898_zps08099c48.jpg (http://s1358.photobucket.com/user/gasturbin/media/DSC00898_zps08099c48.jpg.html)

Light winds.

http://i1358.photobucket.com/albums/q764/gasturbin/DSC00943_zps6de1110d.jpg (http://s1358.photobucket.com/user/gasturbin/media/DSC00943_zps6de1110d.jpg.html)

Good visibility.

http://i1358.photobucket.com/albums/q764/gasturbin/DSC00945_zpsd5cc761c.jpg (http://s1358.photobucket.com/user/gasturbin/media/DSC00945_zpsd5cc761c.jpg.html)

The wind picks up.

[Gerald]

http://i1358.photobucket.com/albums/q764/gasturbin/DSC00876_zps8c2078f8.jpg (http://s1358.photobucket.com/user/gasturbin/media/DSC00876_zps8c2078f8.jpg.html)

Clear weather.

http://i1358.photobucket.com/albums/q764/gasturbin/DSC00885_zps26198bbe.jpg (http://s1358.photobucket.com/user/gasturbin/media/DSC00885_zps26198bbe.jpg.html)

The right location in the inlet to the harbor.

http://i1358.photobucket.com/albums/q764/gasturbin/DSC00926_zps8e9483eb.jpg (http://s1358.photobucket.com/user/gasturbin/media/DSC00926_zps8e9483eb.jpg.html)

One evening in the harbor, outside the Stockholm archipelago.


http://i1358.photobucket.com/albums/q764/gasturbin/DSC00942_zpsdcde8608.jpg (http://s1358.photobucket.com/user/gasturbin/media/DSC00942_zpsdcde8608.jpg.html)

Regatta, outside Muskö (naval Bas)


http://i1358.photobucket.com/albums/q764/gasturbin/DSC00944_zps0db7759d.jpg (http://s1358.photobucket.com/user/gasturbin/media/DSC00944_zps0db7759d.jpg.html)

GPS/Plotter

[Fubar2Niner]

Beautiful pics mate. I am jealous as hell here. Calm seas and fair winds Kaleun, thanks for sharing :salute:

[Gerald]

Beautiful pics mate. I am jealous as hell here. Calm seas and fair winds Kaleun, thanks for sharing :salute: Thank you! :)

[Betonov]

Interesting how you ploted a course into a place named RESTRICTED :)

[Betonov]

^Can I get an autograph from you on your previous famous car,:O:

Wait until december. Google street car caught me today :D

[Jimbuna]

Wait until december. Google street car caught me today :D

The pictures are already on release :)

http://brakebanzeen.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/mr-bean-driving.jpeg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=mr+bean+driving&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=qW5_-fk9wg_spM&tbnid=KpZxRERcJac7KM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbrakebanzeen.com%2F2011%2F08%2F05 %2Fuh-oh-mr-bean-crashes-his-mclaren-f1%2F&ei=w1z5UcATh8zRBZv6gdgF&bvm=bv.49967636,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNFfDg2loCkHPPErGZBggm_xBnm55w&ust=1375383091452873)

[Gerald]

Interesting how you ploted a course into a place named RESTRICTED :) ONLY for Swedish citizens to be in, when there is a military restricted area, hence no Alien,:Kaleun_Periskop:

[Betonov]

The pictures are already on release :)




Wrong car :O:

http://www.rat-style.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Rat-style-renault-3.jpg

[Jimbuna]

^ :har:

[Betonov]

Completely forgot Jim, was trying to find you on Skype to do this :O:

Happy birthday :woot:

[Jimbuna]

Completely forgot Jim, was trying to find you on Skype to do this :O:

Happy birthday :woot:

No problem mate :cool:

[Gerald]

@Bet! Nice car :)

[Gerald]

http://i1358.photobucket.com/albums/q764/gasturbin/DSC00917_zps726d30de.jpg (http://s1358.photobucket.com/user/gasturbin/media/DSC00917_zps726d30de.jpg.html)

Warm, but rain in the air.

[Gerald]

I found an "old thread" and thought thank all friends and captains here on SubSim,for your welcome after I now come home and begin another journey but in rehab characters,:)

[Betonov]

I missed this thread. The GT of GT

[Jimbuna]

http://pics.livejournal.com/caffienekitty/pic/001w4097.jpg

[Aktungbby]

http://pics.livejournal.com/caffienekitty/pic/001w4097.jpg

Exactly! we resurrected the zombie thread too, a week ago.

[Gerald]

This thread was most in action during the summer and fall of 2011, then you could say that it was sporadic posting, certain topics are "self-sufficient" others not.

[Tango589]

This may be a sign of how weird my brain is, but I do find myself having random thoughts throughout the day, normally when in the shower or driving. Feel free to add yours, we may stumble across something profound (but probably not).

Did the voice in my head age with me, or have my thoughts always sounded like this?

[Rockstar]

Why is my work for the department of interior always outside?

[Eichhörnchen]

Ask Betonov for his random thoughts: they're priceless (i.e. the unfeasibility of the Giant Beanstalk in the fairy-tale).

[Betonov]

Ask Betonov for his random thoughts: they're priceless (i.e. the unfeasibility of the Giant Beanstalk in the fairy-tale).

I had another great one today, but I can't remember.
It seems that the main proof of my great intelligence is the fact that I'm still alive despite being an idiot

[Tango589]

Solidarity brother, my innate clumsiness and forgetfulness also have not yet caused my demise. Surely it if just a matter of time...:hmmm:

Also, does your stomach think all potatoes are mashed potatoes?

[Eichhörnchen]

I guess that could be the three of us right there in the photo above then, couldn't it?

I just had the awful random thought that I could be spending a lot of time in this thread; it's not some kind of squirrel trap, is it?

[Jeff-Groves]

I just had the awful random thought that I could be spending a lot of time in this thread; it's not some kind of squirrel trap, is it?

Nah!!
http://www.remingtonairguns.com/videos.html

[Platapus]

When you think about it, how do we know that someone has not invented a time machine? :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

it's not some kind of squirrel trap, is it?
Also, does your stomach think all potatoes are mashed potatoes?If you chew properly...YES:D

When you think about it, how do we know that someone has not invented a time machine? :hmmm:Edgar Cayce: "There is no time; it is one time. There is no space; it is one space. There is no force, other than all force in its various phases and applications." There is no time...but if a person were in a place and time where there were such machines...why would he come back here and show us squirrels (its all a squirrel trap:03:) anything" !??

[Eichhörnchen]

Nah!!
http://www.remingtonairguns.com/videos.html

Thanks... I think...

[Betonov]

What if I'm a freemason, but I'm so good at keeping secrets that I convinced myself that I'm not.

[Eichhörnchen]

My wife always lets the car seat back because even though she's a bit shorter than me, she likes to have her legs fairly straight when operating the pedals. I then come along and slide the seat forward because I like to have my knees well bent to work the pedals.

I don't know who's right... :hmmm:

[Betonov]

I don't know who's right... :hmmm:

You, bent knees and elbows reduce joint injuries in a head on collision.

Plus, the sitting part of the seat is not in line with the pedals, the entire car was made for driving with bent knees.

[Eichhörnchen]

Thanks, Buddy! Can't wait to tell her I got something right! :yeah:



STILL WRONG...

I just ran to tell her the good news but she informed me that she only pushes the seat back so she can get out easily. "You go and put that right", she said. So here I am.

[Wolferz]

Thanks, Buddy! Can't wait to tell her I got something right! :yeah:



STILL WRONG...

I just ran to tell her the good news but she informed me that she only pushes the seat back so she can get out easily. "You go and put that right", she said. So here I am.

I think you and your nuts have long been a victim of the ultimate squirrel trap.:hmmm:

[Wolferz]

Do mice not have bigger balls because not that many of them know how to dance?

[Jimbuna]

Ever wonder what a vegetable thinks about?

[Eichhörnchen]

Big brassicas...

[Aktungbby]

What if I'm a freemason, but I'm so good at keeping secrets that I convinced myself that I'm not.http://www.freemasons-freemasonry.com/card6.jpg

[QUOTE=Eichhornchen;2269621]My wife always lets the car seat back because even though she's a bit shorter than me, she likes to have her legs fairly straight when operating the pedals. I then come along and slide the seat forward because I like to have my knees well bent to work the pedals.

I don't know who's right... :hmmm:[/QUOTE Straight legs... bent knees...???:k_confused:Stay outta the back seat!:D

[Wolferz]

Ever wonder what a vegetable thinks about?

Hills?
Stairs?

[ExFishermanBob]

Is the definition of human intelligence the abiltiy to learn from the dead?

[Platapus]

I wonder what would happen if I put instant coffee in a microwave oven. Will I go back in time?

[Oberon]

I wonder what would happen if I put instant coffee in a microwave oven. Will I go back in time?

Nah, that only works with bananas and text messages (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steins;Gate).

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/RUaD5zm.png?1


Was just thinking about beer and had the random idea to search for this lovely old pub, which was my second home many years ago. On the page were many other photos of my home town and even a picture of me, eating a nut...

[Oberon]

I bet it was a Waitrose nut. :yep:

[Jeff-Groves]

http://i.imgur.com/RUaD5zm.png?1


Was just thinking about beer and had the random idea to search for this lovely old pub, which was my second home many years ago. On the page were many other photos of my home town and even a picture of me, eating a nut...
:o
I think I visited there once and some Guy bit me!!
:haha:

[Jimbuna]

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

[STEED]

How to save time and money all we have to do is stop shopping for food that will save us money and few days later in the toilet having a you know what will save us time! :03:

Stop buying food, stop eating food, stop going for a No.2 its so simple. Look at all the money your save and all that time as well saved.

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/nCjugA0.png?1


If someone with a similar name to this chap, after a solid turkey dinner, produced an enormous "toilet baby" so staggeringly big he had to fetch his wife to take a look, might she have described it as a "Yul Log"?

[Betonov]

When Richard Burton played Tito, was Burton more proud to play Tito or Tito for being played by Burton :hmmm:

[Eichhörnchen]

I think I know what made you think of this film: it's another lurid Yugoslav production like "The Battle Of Neretva" which starred, guess who, Yul Brynner.

I always remember the scene in the first film where, in a long-shot, an old peasant woman can be seen running up to Richard Burton and grabbing at him amid the confusion of a massive body of people on the screen. Of course the idea was that she's trying to make personal contact with her hero, Marshal Tito, but all I can think when I see his reluctant reaction to this frantic pawing is that she's saying "Christ on a bike: you're Richard Burton!"

[Betonov]

I think I know what made you think of this film: it's another lurid Yugoslav production like "The Battle Of Neretva" which starred, guess who, Yul Brynner.



Correct :up:

but all I can think when I see his reluctant reaction to this frantic pawing is that she's saying "Christ on a bike: you're Richard Burton!"

I think that's how they were motivated for the scene.

[Eichhörnchen]

When Richard Burton played Tito, was Burton more proud to play Tito or Tito for being played by Burton :hmmm:

I would suggest that this could be, actually and ironically, a genuine point.

[Betonov]

They were both drunk, that's for certain

[Eichhörnchen]

What, Burton and the old lady? I'd have loved to have seen his reaction then if she'd tried to snog him (especially with tongues)... :D

[Betonov]

Burton and Tito. They were both great fans of Frank Sinatra when it came to booze :)
Having both of them in a palace of a dictator was a great economic boom to Europe's liquer production :)

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/lmb0i4v.png?1


"Bugger me! I could've sworn I just saw Richard Burton down there..."

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/wdPjGZ4.png?1

[Betonov]

http://www.pogledi.si/sites/pogledi.si/files/styles/large/public/pogledi__mg_750_f_pfeifer.jpg?itok=uGI_cAqY

If Burton is here, Liz Taylor can't be far behind, JURIŠŠŠŠ !!!!!!!


http://farm8.static.flickr.com/7576/15691474960_4935dcda4e.jpg

Franci you idiot, you're married !!! TO ME !!!!!


http://www.ferdyonfilms.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Burton1.jpg

So many fans of Cleopatra, nobody notices Mark Anthony


And the full movie with english subtitles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOlXnJ-PDDE

[STEED]

Could breathing in air be the greatest con ever? :hmmm:

[Tango589]

I reckon electronic devices should fly when you put them into airplane mode.

[Jimbuna]

Could breathing in air be the greatest con ever? :hmmm:

Yes, once taxation commences.

[STEED]

Yes, once taxation commences.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02842/osborne_2842032b.jpg

Sounds like a jolly good idea, TAX the poor £10 per hour and I will soon pay off the government debt.

[Jimbuna]

Sounds like a jolly good idea, TAX the poor £10 per hour and I will soon pay off the government debt.

http://i.imgur.com/HOAZUMj.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/90dfocF.png?1

Maybe there should be a thread just for bald men (and women too) no-one else allowed...

[Sailor Steve]

Well, since this one is rapidly turning into another joke/funny picture thread... :dead:

[Eichhörnchen]

You're not bald any more so you can't come in...

[Mr Quatro]

Random thought by Sony CEO Kazuo Hirai (overheard in an elevator)

"Perhaps we should check on any young smart IT specialist we may have fired in the last 12 months"?

[Eichhörnchen]

:har::rotfl2::har:

[STEED]

If bald men are so great in bed with women why do they wear dreadful fitting wigs? :hmmm:

[Betonov]

If bald men are so great in bed with women why do they wear dreadful fitting wigs? :hmmm:

Because women shop by catalogue (cosmopolitan) and not by common sense

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/H0Rbw2T.png?1


"Some bald men have to wear a wig (or "syrup" as it is colloquially known in the UK) in order to dupe a woman into bed, so they can prove how good they are. I personally scorn this practice, but I would suggest that the more fastidious a man is about the appearance of his "Diana", the less likely he is to be interested in women anyway, ergo the man with the unkempt badger on his head is the one the ladies must really beware of..."

[Intermedve]

Today i tried to download Sober's mega mod one by one. Yeah im a cheap man... I reached my daily limit at around the 4th mod of the overall 64 that is suggested by Sober. In the daily limit message they said, i shall post something cuz maybe they limited me because im not active enough. Well here is this post. I write it in here, in the random tought because "in the 14 years" (as they said) the subsim stands online this is just a little affair that nobody cares about. And i also shouldnt since i will have my full sober mod after hardly half a month. Have a nice day Subsim.

[Betonov]

The problem with the bilge rat avatar is, that it looks exactly like me in high school years

[Intermedve]

You are right sir. Except that im doing my MSc.

Edit:
This must be a joke... now im a Nub. Thats faster than in wartime... I spam a few more post and i will half my download time... And i mean that you are right im learning not that i know how did you look like at that times LOL

[Titanicgeek]

All I have to say is: Apple. :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

:Kaleun_Salute:Intermedve!

[Intermedve]

Well thank you sir!

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/T5Iu6fZ.png?1


"You know, this really is an extremely nice cake..."

[Jimbuna]

The problem with the bilge rat avatar is, that it looks exactly like me in high school years

Didn't notice any change in York :hmmm:

:)

[Betonov]

Didn't notice any change in York :hmmm:

:)

I think you need to cut the bottom of two bottles and frame them and wear them as glasses :O:

[Tango589]

Well, since this one is rapidly turning into another joke/funny picture thread... :dead:

If you can't beat them, join them!

I think you need to cut the bottom of two bottles and frame them and wear them as glasses :O:
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/3248790960_c81bf65584.jpg

[Jimbuna]

I think you need to cut the bottom of two bottles and frame them and wear them as glasses :O:

http://i.imgur.com/XLrioEe.gif

[Sailor Steve]

If you can't beat them, join them!
Oh, I can beat them. I just choose not to. :sunny:

[Wolferz]

http://i.imgur.com/XLrioEe.gif

Wouldn't a pool noodle be safer than that stick?

[Betonov]

If the French are portraited as always surrendering, how are the Italians then portraited :hmmm:

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/L4f4khf.png?1


"What... you gonna start in onna da Italians now, huh? Don' you think I goddenuff problem being bald on dis forum too, huh?"

[vanjast]

If the French are portraited as always surrendering, how are the Italians then portraited :hmmm:
I heard they were very good at athletics and weight lifting.... :03:

I shouldn't... :) There were some very capable soldiers in the Italian forces

[Tango589]

If the French are portraited as always surrendering, how are the Italians then portraited :hmmm:
Reversing. :O:

[Jimbuna]

I shouldn't... :) There were some very capable soldiers in the Italian forces

Rgr that, the military leaders were the main cause of the failures.

[Eichhörnchen]

Does anyone else get irritated by the Crazy Bongos which somebody usually starts pounding as soon as the action kicks off in a 1960s TV drama (such as Danger Man or The Saint)?

It's a wonder that actors such as Kenneth J. Warren (below, remember him?) could do their job with all this din going on. Say he was trying to smash an oil drum down on Roger Moore's head... Crazy Bongos! Or say Bert Kwouk was trying to dig some chopsticks into Patrick McGoohan's eyes... Crazy Bongos! how could he concentrate on getting them in properly?


Kenneth Warren says:

http://i.imgur.com/t80rC6D.png?1

"I don't dig those Crazy Bongos..."

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/rYv3UDv.png?1

"It's quite true: it was maddening. As soon as anyone so much as broke into a trot there would be this explosion of crazy bongos. I remember they were filming an episode of The Saint: Roger was kissing this girl when Kenny came creeping up behind him carrying a huge piano (he was very strong). Well, when the bongos started she bit him so hard he couldn't do that thing with his eyebrow for a week, it hurt his face so much..."

[Fubar2Niner]

Does life really go on, if, you continually sing Oh Bla Di Oh Blah Dah...........

Is it time to don a bra?

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[Tango589]

Has Fubar been drinking the cooking sherry again?

[Aktungbby]

Isn't 'good buddy' redundant?

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/NBY8EID.png?1

"I'm happy to say, I've never used the expression 'Good Buddy' in my life. And as for what Bert Kwouk was saying earlier, well I don't remember any of that..."

[Fubar2Niner]

LOL ditto good buddy............... Damn I just said it :/\\!!

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/nrOLlAT.png?1


"I have to say, I personally also scorn this expression..."

[Eichhörnchen]

Kenny came creeping up behind him carrying a huge piano (he was very strong)


Kenneth J. Warren says:

http://i.imgur.com/9IXlIXf.png?1

"I wonder about Bert sometimes: that piano was only a prop. It was made out of balsa wood..."

[Jimbuna]

Well, since this one is rapidly turning into another joke/funny picture thread... :dead:

Tend to agree...will revisit tomorrow and remedy should off topic postings continue.

[Tango589]

Dammit, another thread falls off the rails.

[Eichhörnchen]

OK then, here's a random thought: wasn't Christmas brilliant when we were kids? No school for two weeks; Morecambe And Wise on the telly; sodding huge presents to unwrap; turkey for dinner... wouldn't it, then, have been absolutely perfect if we'd been allowed to get pissed as well?

[Fubar2Niner]

^ :up:
YAY !!!

I'm with Eichhornchen on this 'un :()1:

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/JECw4yf.png?1

[Wolferz]

http://i.imgur.com/JECw4yf.png?1

As a Bilge Rat I find this offensive.:-?

Random thought of the day...
Once you go Rat that's where it's at.

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/Zzh9dxR.jpg?1


They're after me, not you. Relax...

[STEED]

19 years of total and utter crap on TV over Xmas. Will there be 20 years next year? You bet your ass there will be. :03:

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/MPWdSVb.png?1

[Jimbuna]

Still resembling the joke/funny picture threads.

[Eichhörnchen]

It was supposed to be a reply to Steed's thought (about xmas TV)

[Jimbuna]

It was supposed to be a reply to Steed's thought (about xmas TV)

Nothing personal, probably more of a public statement/observation. When I receive questions asking why certain threads (and this is one) are allowed to stray off topic yet others are closed, merged or deleted, it is expected I maintain a prudent stance and look into said concerns.

[Jeff-Groves]

:hmmm:
If every thread in GTA that strayed off topic were merged.
How many pages long would that one thread be?

[Fubar2Niner]

If it's December 1941 in Cassablanca, what time is it in New York?

[Sailor Steve]

:hmmm:
If every thread in GTA that strayed off topic were merged.
How many pages long would that one thread be?
We have a forum for Grand Theft Auto? Who knew?

[Betonov]

Nothing personal, probably more of a public statement/observation. When I receive questions asking why certain threads (and this is one) are allowed to stray off topic yet others are closed, merged or deleted, it is expected I maintain a prudent stance and look into said concerns.

because some threads go from
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0b/Emile_Friant_La_Discussion_politique.jpg/634px-Emile_Friant_La_Discussion_politique.jpg

to
http://assets.forexlive.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/three_stooges.jpg



And some threads go from
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0b/Emile_Friant_La_Discussion_politique.jpg/634px-Emile_Friant_La_Discussion_politique.jpg

to
http://www.aemma.org/misc/events/waterford/images/duel3_3.jpg

[Fubar2Niner]

^ :har::har::har::har::har::har::har::har:

Absolutely magic. Nice one.

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[Jeff-Groves]

We have a forum for Grand Theft Auto? Who knew?

Nobody said the random thought had to be perfect.
:haha:

[Buddahaid]

Why do zippers only get caught when. ......... oh nevermind.

[Tango589]

One of the failings of the male anatomy. The other is having the doodads on the outside where they can get squashed and/or kicked. Why weren't they put inside with some kind of cooling system?

[Betonov]

If you have a busted car power window mechanism, you say that my window is not working, but your window is working since you can see trough it, which is why windows are for :hmmm:

[Tango589]

It's 11:05. Is it too early for a glass of egg nog?

[Fubar2Niner]

Doubt it, I've already had champers :()1:

[Tango589]

Good show! Actually best hold off the hooch, getting ready to go down the local for a festive tipple.:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Betonov]

I had blueberry schnaps (borovničke) at 9:30


:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Betonov]

Regarding The long dark (PC game), the male character was voiced by the same guy that voiced the male commander Shepard (Mass Effect), the female character was voiced by the same woman that voice the female commander Shepard (Mass Effect) and the music was composed by the same guy that worked on Mass Effect. Is it possible that the geomangetic disaster in The long dark, that disables any technology in the game, is the crucible firing in Mass Effect 3 :hmmm:

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/Aprpoiw.png?1

"I'm sure I don't understand any of that, but I can tell you that earlier I did enjoy a glass of Chateau Cheval Blanc..."

[Buddahaid]

Why are computer voices always women?

[Betonov]

Why are computer voices always women?

Not if you're a Protos :O:

[Wolferz]

Self explanatory... or should we just ask Steve?:03:

Why do computer engineers choose to do IT maintenance on a holiday?

[Buddahaid]

Self explanatory... or should we just ask Steve?:03:

Why do computer engineers choose to do IT maintenance on a holiday?
Because that's the only time they are let out of their boxes.

[Tango589]

Why are computer voices always women?
Because it feels more natural to be told what to do by a woman. If it was a mans' voice, you'd just end up punching the monitor if he bitched and whined at you.

How long will it take for my hangover to shift?

[STEED]

Christmas pudding has to be the most dangerous food to eat, the times I hear from people.."I wish I never had that Christmas pudding". Why do people go back for seconds only to roll around with a bloated stomach for days on end.

[Eichhörnchen]

Here's a thought (though I can't claim it for my own):

Never lose any item in your home ever again: simply thread a piece of string through everything you own and, when you think you've lost something, just follow the string until you come to it.:D

[Aktungbby]

Here's a thought (though I can't claim it for my own):

Never lose any item in your home ever again: simply thread a piece of string through everything you own and, when you think you've lost something, just follow the string until you come to it.:D
AS I recollect: it's a useful tool for finding the front door again...after you've 'grasped the bull by the horns' in any labyrinth ...generally of your own making!:O:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a8/Theseus_and_the_Minotaur.gif

[Wolferz]

Lost items are always in the last place I look.:yep:

[Tango589]

They're generally in the second-to-last place I look!:88)

[Sailor Steve]

ONLY 364 SHOPPING DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!

Better get started!

[AndyJWest]

Here's a thought (though I can't claim it for my own):

Never lose any item in your home ever again: simply thread a piece of string through everything you own and, when you think you've lost something, just follow the string until you come to it.:D

I'd probably lose the string.

[Kptlt. Neuerburg]

I find it strange that when I lose something I can never find it but when I'm not looking for it is when I end up finding it.

[Eichhörnchen]

I'd probably lose the string.

:har::rotfl2::har:

[Tango589]

Should I have another glass of wine?

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/JFfaVHj.png?1

[Buddahaid]

You should have had mine. :dead:
I look like this....
http://sharetv.org/images/father_ted_uk/tom-char.jpg

[Aktungbby]

Should I have another glass of wine?
Abshlutely:()1:the G'damn sun's gotta be on the Y'darm...some where
http://i.imgur.com/JFfaVHj.png?1Yer paintin' the wrong birds! (see below)

You should have had mine. :dead:
I look like this....
http://sharetv.org/images/father_ted_uk/tom-char.jpg Well that's what 2 Buck Chuck 'll do to a winocerous! Let's elevate a tadhttp://www.cfnapa.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Decoy-Wine-Label-and-Package-Design.jpg
@ Tango; $80 a bottle to ship!:down::nope: http://www.cfnapa.com/domestic_wine/ (http://www.cfnapa.com/domestic_wine/)

[Fubar2Niner]

Could eating a 5.8 oz box of mixed chocolate liqueurs in ten minutes get you off your face? Hmmmm..........

[Tango589]

Go for it, man!!:rock::()1:


There was a time when your parents put you down and never picked you up again.

[Eichhörnchen]

@ Aktung:

http://i.imgur.com/lpAqJHl.png?1

Whaddaya mean? Mrs Doyle is well fit!"

[Fubar2Niner]

Courvoisier,Cointreau,Drambuie, Harveys and a Grants gone so far alongside a large gin and tonic.......... How long is it going to take ?

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/tVgbpsE.png?1

(The Outer Limits)

[Wolferz]

Sometimes there ain't enough dynamite.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/news/demolition-fail-in-crimea/vi-BBhfyOA

[Aktungbby]

Sometimes there ain't enough dynamite.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/news/demolition-fail-in-crimea/vi-BBhfyOA Sometimes there is!:D (the place was a crack palace) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iY6bMNYrzY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iY6bMNYrzY) one of the satisfyingist days of my life!:up:

[STEED]

Father Fintan Stack

http://data6.blog.de/media/761/4022761_818684e065_m.jpg

You dirty little bugga's chasing after Mrs Doyle.