This is the comment thread!

[STEED]

My mobile phone server has gone nuts today, three calls and two texts telling me about changes in charges. Yes I got the point the first time! :doh:

[Gerald]

Are my eyes deceiving me? Vendor is buying the drinks. :D I'm there!

Congrats on 20k posts about GWX, and 30k posts of top notch spam :03: No don't understand senior,I have only a few post here, at the moment...maybe in future i i have more,but that is maybe :03:

[Gerald]

My mobile phone server has gone nuts today, three calls and two texts telling me about changes in charges. Yes I got the point the first time! :doh:Luckily, I have virus protection on my phone :D

[Betonov]

Damn, had to prune my tomatoes. Like slicing trough a jungle. They are growing like crazy and finnaly bearing fruit. :DL

Now I just have to steal a sheep, to make me some feta and I'll have me a greek salad (the rest of ingredients I'll take from my grandmothers garden)

[Gerald]

Damn, had to prune my tomatoes. Like slicing trough a jungle. They are growing like crazy and finnaly bearing fruit. :DL

Now I just have to steal a sheep, to make me some feta and I'll have me a greek salad (the rest of ingredients I'll take from my grandmothers garden) Hmmm..... it makes me hungry :DL

[STEED]

Like slicing trough a jungle.

Can you do my nasal hair afterwards? :rotfl2:

[Gerald]

Can you do my nasal hair afterwards? :rotfl2: horribly, :haha:

[Betonov]

I have a small garden, 3x4 metres and have planted tomato, basil and origano. But I got a go ahead on a smal parcel of land, 8x3m to make into a garden next year. I'll plant enough mediteranean food to silence an Italian plus a nice hell patch of a variety of hot peppers. For some home-made hot sauce.

[Betonov]

Can you do my nasal hair afterwards? :rotfl2:

I'll just borrow my neghbours BCS :DL

http://s2.mojalbum.com/bcs-20000-foto_8071412_17400930_18063368.jpg

[STEED]

horribly, :haha:

Your next with your ear hair. :):haha:

[Gerald]

I have a small garden, 3x4 metres and have planted tomato, basil and origano. But I got a go ahead on a smal parcel of land, 8x3m to make into a garden next year. I'll plant enough mediteranean food to silence an Italian plus a nice hell patch of a variety of hot peppers. For some home-made hot sauce. A man with green fingers, not at all stupid, and also useful things :DL

[Gerald]

Your next with your ear hair. :):haha: Ear hair,for "old" people...eeh? :doh:

[STEED]

Ear hair,for "old" people...eeh? :doh:

There's no escape from old age. :haha:

[STEED]

I'll just borrow my neghbours BCS :DL

http://s2.mojalbum.com/bcs-20000-foto_8071412_17400930_18063368.jpg


Rock on, that should do the trick. :yeah:

[Gerald]

There's no escape from old age. :haha: QFT :DL

[STEED]

Quantum field theory. ;)

Maybe. :)

[Gerald]

Quantum field theory. ;)

Maybe. :) True, very MAYBE :D

[Gerald]

Rock on, that should do the trick. :yeah: Is this the new fast combine, :DL

[Betonov]

Is this the new fast combine, :DL

It's the pinnacle of Italian agrocultural technology. most of the BCS's here are over 30 years old and never brake down

[STEED]

Is this the new fast combine, :DL

Looks it, in and out, job done. :DL

[Gerald]

Looks it, in and out, job done. :DL Sounds a bit like dealing with a woman, :O:

[Gerald]

It's the pinnacle of Italian agrocultural technology. most of the BCS's here are over 30 years old and never brake down But it seems to be reliable, :DL

[Jimbuna]

Someone needs to get out and seek what is out there me reckons :cool:

[Gerald]

Someone needs to get out and seek what is out there me reckons :cool: Working hard on it, :DL

[Jimbuna]

Working hard on it, :DL

Not hard enough...see ya in an hour or two.

[Gerald]

Not hard enough...see ya in an hour or two. Unfortunately, I let you down ..... it was long time a calculated :cool:

[Penguin]

Ain't it cool to come home and find out that your Frau bought this nice little gimmick for the tub:

http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/3550/anic.jpg

She said it would fit to my u-boat which I occasionally take with me while bathing. (a submersible type XXI)

[Gerald]

Thoughtful, :DL

[Gerald]

She seems to have taken in water, :O:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.thesportsprblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/nocomment.jpg

[Gerald]

Oh, what a surprise!

[Herr-Berbunch]

She said it would fit to my u-boat which I occasionally take with me while bathing

And other euphemisms are available...

[Gerald]

http://youtu.be/T6ya7ZRlrEo

[Betonov]

:rock:

[STEED]

Murry is out, again. :03:

[Gerald]

:rock: Thanks! No unusual title, but some other pictures in the music, :03:

[Jimbuna]

Murry is out, again. :03:

I've always found it strange that when he's winning us Brits refer to him as being British but when he loses he's usually referred to as being a Scot :DL

[STEED]

I've always found it strange that when he's winning us Brits refer to him as being British but when he loses he's usually referred to as being a Scot :DL

He is so, so dull and boring then he talks.

[Herr-Berbunch]

He's a Scot, I'm English, we are British.

Even if he ever wins the Wombles he will still be a Scot.

Or some other choice words.

[Gerald]

Murry is out, again. :03: Who is Murray, in the context :hmmm:

[Oberon]

Who is Murray, in the context :hmmm:

http://www.tennisticketnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/andy-murray.jpg

Sports news not quite your forte, Mr Vendor?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/13999911.stm

[Gerald]

http://www.tennisticketnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/andy-murray.jpg

Sports news not quite your forte, Mr Vendor?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/13999911.stm Thank you! I disconnected unless the context regarding the name, though I'll be honest, although I played the part himself, over the years, even if it no longer constitutes the core of my physical activities, :DL But moreover, we have the right reputation in the sport of tennis in Sweden, the more it was for yesterday, only R Soderling is well that are highly ranked Swedish, I can imagine.

[frau kaleun]

Thank you! I disconnected unless the context regarding the name, though I'll be honest, although I played the part himself, over the years, even if it no longer constitutes the core of my physical activities, :DL But moreover, we have the right reputation in the sport of tennis in Sweden, the more it was for yesterday, only R Soderling is well that are highly ranked Swedish, I can imagine.

I got Mats Wilander's autograph once. :smug:

[Gerald]

I got Mats Wilander's autograph once. :smug: Oh ... did you change it to any ... .. and may I ask how did you get over it :D

[frau kaleun]

Oh ... did you change it to any ... .. and may I ask how did you get over it :D

Lol, it wasn't that big a deal. I mean, it was very cool, but years ago a friend and I went to the local tournament which is part of the ATP circuit (or whatever they call it now).

We were just walking around one of the courts after the match and looked up and there he was, so we got his autograph.

Was more of a Bjorn Borg fan myself, but that was earlier of course. And then I liked Becker and after that I kinda went off my tennis phase.

[Gerald]

Lol, it wasn't that big a deal. I mean, it was very cool, but years ago a friend and I went to the local tournament which is part of the ATP circuit (or whatever they call it now).

We were just walking around one of the courts after the match and looked up and there he was, so we got his autograph.

Was more of a Bjorn Borg fan myself, but that was earlier of course. And then I liked Becker and after that I kinda went off my tennis phase. Well..funny story to remember .... these days it's submarines that apply ... or rather an attempt to sail .. have you got started, or are you left in September 1939 :DL

[frau kaleun]

I haven't played in a while. Between work and family business and making sure the everyday necessities get taken care of, I just can't get myself psyched up for it or much of anything really. Mostly I just sit here listening to classical music which is very nice in that it gives you a lot and requires next to nothing from you except your attention. And it doesn't really care if it doesn't get that. :O:

[Gerald]

I haven't played in a while. Between work and family business and making sure the everyday necessities get taken care of, I just can't get myself psyched up for it or much of anything really. Mostly I just sit here listening to classical music which is very nice in that it gives you a lot and requires next to nothing from you except your attention. And it doesn't really care if it doesn't get that. :O: I have to admit that you have a rare good taste, just in my opinion .. might be because we were both born in September...:O:

[frau kaleun]

I have to admit that you have a rare good taste, just in my opinion .. might be because we were both born in September...:O:


Well I'm trying to develop my "taste" in classical music but as always it's pretty much all Beethoven, all the time. My neighbors are probably getting sick of it, but at least I'm classin' up the joint a little. :D

[Gerald]

Well I'm trying to develop my "taste" in classical music but as always it's pretty much all Beethoven, all the time. My neighbors are probably getting sick of it, but at least I'm classin' up the joint a little. :D Excellent .... in another "mode" You'd invite your neighbors to a music experience to glide if they think it is played, for much of the "same" music...SubSim members're known for having class :O:

[Gerald]

http://youtu.be/Z9wNfAheqnA

[Jimbuna]

http://www.tennisticketnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/andy-murray.jpg

Sports news not quite your forte, Mr Vendor?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/13999911.stm

I see Hayes got beat:

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,,12040_7015757,00.html

[Bakkels]

On another note: The Tour de France has started!! :rock:
Since childhood the Tour for me meant the start of the summer vacation.
Well, probably not that much cycling fans around here, but that's why this thread is a blessing:DL

[Jimbuna]

On another note: The Tour de France has started!! :rock:
Since childhood the Tour for me meant the start of the summer vacation.
Well, probably not that much cycling fans around here, but that's why this thread is a blessing:DL

The Sky Sports team (Team Sky) are doing very well in the early stages.

[Bakkels]

How did they do in regards to the multiple crashes today? I didn't hear too much about the Sky riders today. I take it Wiggins is their front man? I'm very curious how he will do this Tour, he had some bad luck / poor choices the last Tour, but he's always one of the bigger names up there...

Personally, I'm rooting for Robert Gesink (of course), but Andy Schleck will win the Tour imo. Hands down.

[Betonov]

Speaking of Tour de France, anyone knows when Girro di Italia starts ?? Every once and a while they would extend the track trough Sloveia and a section always went trough my parts

[Jimbuna]

How did they do in regards to the multiple crashes today? I didn't hear too much about the Sky riders today. I take it Wiggins is their front man? I'm very curious how he will do this Tour, he had some bad luck / poor choices the last Tour, but he's always one of the bigger names up there...

Personally, I'm rooting for Robert Gesink (of course), but Andy Schleck will win the Tour imo. Hands down.

Good coverage here:

http://www.skysports.com/cycling

[Bakkels]

Speaking of Tour de France, anyone knows when Girro di Italia starts ?? Every once and a while they would extend the track trough Sloveia and a section always went trough my parts

The Giro ended on the 29th of May, so you're a little late for that :03:
I believe there was one stage that went through Austria, but not through Slovenia this time.

[Betonov]

The Giro ended on the 29th of May, so you're a little late for that :03:
I believe there was one stage that went through Austria, but not through Slovenia this time.

That's proabibly why I didn't know about it, thanks :DL

[Jimbuna]

That's proabibly why I didn't know about it, thanks :DL

Possibly :O:

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRiM5JJPxQdX12wCXaJqWQJ8i3kzBeFi akbxFz66ni4gEBKoSfxwA

[Betonov]

Possibly :O:

I'm completely out of the loop. What Vendor doesn't tell me, I don't know

[Jimbuna]

I'm completely out of the loop. What Vendor doesn't tell me, I don't know

Never realised you were that bad :o

[Betonov]

Never realised you were that bad :o

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way

[Gerald]

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way Good, how's the planning, with regard to "bottle treatment" ... in the area, by percent :cool:

[Herr-Berbunch]

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way

Is this you then? :hmmm:

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/816/bdbs.jpg

[Gerald]

Many "bad boys" are, :hmm2:

[Jimbuna]

http://collider.com/wp-content/image-base/Movies/B/Bad_Boys_II/bad_boys_ii.jpg

[Osmium Steele]

Is this you then? :hmmm:

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/816/bdbs.jpg

NOPE!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4B6BR9aWHAk/S2Uq8UjGpEI/AAAAAAAAINA/5bpxQAtT9Bk/s400/untooned_jessicarabbit.jpg

Jessica Rabbit!

[Gerald]

http://collider.com/wp-content/image-base/Movies/B/Bad_Boys_II/bad_boys_ii.jpg What movie..:roll:

[Jimbuna]

What movie..:roll:

Your kidding me....right? :doh:

[Betonov]

I'll give you a hint

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4MRmEPNUxY

[frau kaleun]

What movie..:roll:

IIRC it was called "Naughty Lads."

[Betonov]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4B6BR9aWHAk/S2Uq8UjGpEI/AAAAAAAAINA/5bpxQAtT9Bk/s400/untooned_jessicarabbit.jpg

Jessica Rabbit!

my red-dar is tingling :DL

[Penguin]

my red-dar is tingling :DL

:up:

As a Donaldist, i always found Magica De Spell to be extremely sexy:

http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/7351/magica11.gif

[Herr-Berbunch]

Really people - there are real girls out there you know, and surely not all can have restraining orders against you! :hmmm:


:03:

[Betonov]

Really people - there are real girls out there you know, and surely not all can have restraining orders against you! :hmmm:

Reallly ??? Could I have her name and e-mail please :DL

[kranz]

Reallly ??? Could I have her name and e-mail please :DL
no. we have enough sex offenders.

[Betonov]

I have never sexually offended a woman in my life.
it's my looks that do the job :O:

[Penguin]

:rotfl2:

that's why I always wore a mask when I met a new gal - however they ran anyway when I started to talk :D

[Herr-Berbunch]

Hard to talk with a gimp mask on :88)

[Penguin]

most women like it when you just nod! :DL

[Jimbuna]

:rotfl2:

that's why I always wore a mask when I met a new gal - however they ran anyway when I started to talk :D

Your obviously wearing the wrong one.

http://www.daydreamersfancydress.co.uk/acatalog/screammask.jpg

[Penguin]

nah, I wear this one to improve my looks:

http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/9781/freddysdx.jpg

[Osmium Steele]

Really people - there are real girls out there you know, and surely not all can have restraining orders against you! :hmmm:


:03:

Well... not all...

Actually, as a happily married man, all I can do is run to the end of my chain and bark.

Occasionally sneaking out my Jessica Rabbit collection. :smug:

[Platapus]

Occasionally sneaking out my Jessica Rabbit collection. :smug:

She's not bad. She is just drawn that way. :D

[Jimbuna]

She's not bad. She is just drawn that way. :D

I can't even get out of the dog house at the back of the garden some nights :DL

[Betonov]

But there's something so un-natural about Jessica Rabbit. Like she's not real

[Jimbuna]

But there's something so un-natural about Jessica Rabbit. Like she's not real

Don't you go spoiling my hopes and aspirations :stare:

[Betonov]

This one looks real enough :O:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3045/2595802873_886081409c.jpg

[Jimbuna]

This one looks real enough :O:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3045/2595802873_886081409c.jpg

At my age I'd have to agree :DL

[Betonov]

At my age I'd have to agree :DL

Not the ramblings of an old fool but the words of a wise man.

And the wise man shall se the stars of the universe... when the wife sees the image I posted :O:

[Jimbuna]

Not the ramblings of an old fool but the words of a wise man.

And the wise man shall se the stars of the universe... when the wife sees the image I posted :O:

LOL :DL

http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/8544/domesticbliss.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/844/domesticbliss.png/)

[Betonov]

when I'll see that picture on the 1000th time I still die laughing :haha:

OK, comment: met this wonderfull girl yesterday... on a funeral :dead: Now I have this moral guilt of meeting girls on a funeral. And it wasnt some neighbour of a roommate of an army buddy of a wife of a cousin of my grandmothers.... It was the twin brother of my grandfather (who died last summer). I'm so going to hell.

Plus, she has red hair :-?

[Osmium Steele]

I'm so going to hell.

Nothing wrong with celebrating life while acknowledging death. Perfectly natural, in fact.

Go get 'er!

[Betonov]

Nothing wrong with celebrating life while acknowledging death. Perfectly natural, in fact.

Go get 'er!

Since you're holding the rank of medic, I'll trust your word and go get her :DL

[Gerald]

LOL :DL

http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/8544/domesticbliss.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/844/domesticbliss.png/) That's a nice one, :DL

[Gerald]

http://youtu.be/6SCfyxt7kjM

[Herr-Berbunch]

Nothing wrong with celebrating life while acknowledging death. Perfectly natural, in fact.

Go get 'er!

I agree, no point in not doing - don your mask and chase after her :up:

when I'll see that picture on the 1000th time I still die laughing :haha:

That's because it's so true!

[Platapus]

when I'll see that picture on the 1000th time I still die laughing :haha:

OK, comment: met this wonderfull girl yesterday... on a funeral :dead: Now I have this moral guilt of meeting girls on a funeral. And it wasnt some neighbour of a roommate of an army buddy of a wife of a cousin of my grandmothers.... It was the twin brother of my grandfather (who died last summer). I'm so going to hell.

Plus, she has red hair :-?

There was a test to see if you can think and understand how a psychopath thinks.

A man is attending a funeral of a beloved family member. At the funeral, the man meets and becomes infatuated with this lady also attending the same funeral.

One month later, the man murders his grandmother.

What why did the man kill his grandmother?

I am not surprised that I was able to immediately answer this correctly. :yep:

[Herr-Berbunch]

There was a test to see if you can think and understand how a psychopath thinks.

A man is attending a funeral of a beloved family member. At the funeral, the man meets and becomes infatuated with this lady also attending the same funeral.

One month later, the man murders his grandmother.

What why did the man kill his grandmother?

I am not surprised that I was able to immediately answer this correctly. :yep:

So he can attend another funeral and bump into this lady :03:

[Betonov]

So he can attend another funeral and bump into this lady :03:

I'd go with the same answer. But could be an inheratance issue that arose with the death of the prevous fammily member. Or his grandmother went demented after that death and started verbaly abusing the man. Maybe she went demented and it was an act of self-defence after she attacked him. Maybe it was a mistake. She came to get some pills and he mistook her for a burglar.

[Jimbuna]

So he can attend another funeral and bump into this lady :03:

I'd go for that :yep:

[Gerald]

NC,gear down...:cool:

[Gerald]

http://youtu.be/bch1_Ep5M1s

[Penguin]

Since you're holding the rank of medic, I'll trust your word and go get her :DL

As a member of the Arbeiter-Samariter-Bund I also say: get her: go, buddy, go (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1_JJiaAwqk)

[STEED]

That women is a right bitch. :hulk:

[Jimbuna]

http://youtu.be/bch1_Ep5M1s

That leaves me totally bemused :hmmm:

[Penguin]

There is no translation into German for the word "service" - as those crazy thoughts this term implies just do not exist.... :x

[frau kaleun]

There is no translation into German for the word "service" - as those crazy thoughts this term implies just do not exist.... :x

"Dienst"? But I'm guessing that's more like "duty" instead. :hmmm:

[Gerald]

That leaves me totally bemused :hmmm: Just a small taste of the city in tunes .... before I take place :cool:

[Herr-Berbunch]

There is no translation into German for the word "service" - as those crazy thoughts this term implies just do not exist.... :x

Google Translate says different - dienst. But you should know best. :03:

In what context of service -

The beginning hit of a tennis ball?
A waiter providing you with food?
A radio station's broadcast?
Your job within the armed forces?
A speaker to regular religious meetings?
A garage's periodic maintenance on a vehicle?

:hmmm:

Edit - not in before FK, what a suprise! :O:

[frau kaleun]

Google Translate says different - dienst. But you should know best. :03:

In what context of service -

The beginning hit of a tennis ball?
A waiter providing you with food?
A radio station's broadcast?
Your job within the armed forces?
A speaker to regular religious meetings?
A garage's periodic maintenance on a vehicle?


Zere iz no 'serfice'! Zere iz only duty! Ze tennis player does hiz duty! Ze vaiter does hiz duty! Ze mechanic does hiz duty! :O:

[Penguin]

there is a word called Dienstleistung - but no German ever heard of that. :03:

Well, I tried to "communicate" with a privatized "service provider" for our town. I tried to explain the word to the people I talked with.... Like talking with eunuchs about condoms.
And tried to remind them, that they should do a little more than just leeching on the taxpayer's money, providing worse service for more money than t was when it was in the responsibility of the city... :nope:

Those morons are responsible for the trash service here - now I am afraid that I will be chased by orange grabage trucks the next time I'll be on the street :D

[danasan]

Quote

there is a word called Dienstleistung - but no German ever heard of that. :03:

/ Quote

Believe it or not... Here is a company running a business and on their cars they have in big letters "Dienstleistungsservice" :nope: What a shame...

[Herr-Berbunch]

Zere iz no 'serfice'! Zere iz only duty! Ze tennis player does hiz duty! Ze vaiter does hiz duty! Ze mechanic does hiz duty! :O:

...now I am afraid that I will be chased by orange grabage trucks the next time I'll be on the street :D

:har:

[Penguin]

Quote

there is a word called Dienstleistung - but no German ever heard of that. :03:

/ Quote

Believe it or not... Here is a company running a business and on their cars they have in big letters "Dienstleistungsservice" :nope: What a shame...

:haha: gotta love denglisch!

overheard 2 weeks ago at a speech in front of a professional audience: "It's about Verkäufe and sales" - the powerpoint sheet said the same :o

Cheers,
Penguin, who works in the Dienstleistungsindustrie (beautiful word)

[Gerald]

"denglisch" fine word :DL

[HunterICX]

Zere iz no 'serfice'! Zere iz only duty! Ze tennis player does hiz duty! Ze vaiter does hiz duty! Ze mechanic does hiz duty! :O:

Vell Vell Vell....
I see ze Frau herzelf isn't doing her Duty...now get back to ze kitchen und machen zie fur mich ein Zandvich SCNHELL!

HunterICX

[Penguin]

oh, I think that's now even an official german word: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denglisch :DL

[frau kaleun]

Vell Vell Vell....
I see ze Frau herzelf isn't doing her Duty...now get back to ze kitchen und machen zie fur mich ein Zandvich SCNHELL!

HunterICX

Dienst ist Dienst und Schnaps ist Schnaps. Ich habe mich der Schnaps entschieden.






You might be more familiar with it as "Scnhaps." :O:

[Betonov]

Don't talk about schnaps in front of Vendor. I'm still fermenting :O:

[frau kaleun]

Don't talk about schnaps in front of Vendor. I'm still fermenting :O:

Look, you're both consenting adults. What the two of you do in private is your own business, okay? :O:

[Betonov]

I might as well come clean. I... I... I am a distiller. A summoner of spirits. Not a drinker. I never been interested in consumption. Only in production. Friends looked at me funny and teased me, when I told how a drink is produced before I drank it. Some were even then suspicius, they shuned me. Had to get drunk once in a while just to show them I was a consumer. But that was not me. It was a pain in my heart, being what I'm not. Even girlfriends ditched me, when I was fermenting in my garage.

I'm not hiding it anymore, I'm comming out of the closet :wah::wah:

[Penguin]

Dienst ist Dienst und Schnaps ist Schnaps. Ich habe mich der Schnaps entschieden.


*sing*
Schnaps, das war ihr letztes Wort, dann trugen sie die Englein fort... :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apveHHs359A

[danasan]

Vell Vell Vell....
I see ze Frau herzelf isn't doing her Duty...now get back to ze kitchen und machen zie fur mich ein Zandvich SCNHELL!

HunterICX

Wait until Steve is back!

No more "v" and "z" then, and no Denglish :O:

[frau kaleun]

*sing*
Schnaps, das war ihr letztes Wort, dann trugen sie die Englein fort... :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apveHHs359A

*hic*

Ja, aber did I get the second sentence right? I had zu improvisieren. :O:

Wait until Steve is back!

No more "v" and "z" then, and no Denglish :O:

http://cache.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/gary-coleman.jpg

Was ist du talkin' about, Villis?

[Penguin]

*hic*

Ja, aber did I get the second sentence right? I had zu improvisieren. :O:


sorry, no grammar nazism on this board until the Klabautermann is back! :O:





(the second sentence would be: ich habe mich für den Schnaps entschieden; für = for, den = der in the ???-case, shh, don't tell anyone)

[frau kaleun]

sorry, no grammar nazism on this board until the Klabautermann is back! :O:





(the second sentence would be: ich habe mich für den Schnaps entschieden; für = for, den = der in the ???-case, shh, don't tell anyone)


*grumble*

Well clearly if I'm going to learn proper German I'm gonna have to actually look at some of those textbooks I bought. :doh:

[Jimbuna]

http://msnsmileys.net/b/smileys/Big_QQ/No_Comment.gif

http://www.abfnet.com/forum/images/smilies/addpics2.gif

[Oberon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptUj8JRAYu8

:o

[Gerald]

http://msnsmileys.net/b/smileys/Big_QQ/No_Comment.gif

http://www.abfnet.com/forum/images/smilies/addpics2.gif Thank you humbly for Pike ... will upload some pictures soon ...:DL

[Betonov]

Ahhahahahahaaha :D

Our mayor just posted a comment on Facebook, about someone not getting any more schnaps now that Kosovo is at peace :DL I'm guessing he's drunk as hell (on his holliday in Croatia). Our mayor was actually in Kosovo as part of a peace-force

[Gerald]

Have you made any deliveries to the Mayor.... which "may" be contrary to cherry-Pact, :DL

[Betonov]

cherry pact, what cherry pact, we're running a free market here :DL A cherry supply contract, now that's a different storry.
The schnaps was Croatian travarca, or roughly translated grass schnaps, made from soaking herbs in ordinary plum or pear schnaps. The best breakfast one can have while on holliday. It's soothing for the stomach :DL

[Gerald]

Cherry pact.... just a joke....today I am a bit heavy in the head as a glass can be nice, but waiting for something good, never waits too long,:DL

[Betonov]

There's this old woman in these parts that makes her own Jaegermeister. Never got my hands on it though.

[Jimbuna]

There's this old woman in these parts that makes her own Jaegermeister. Never got my hands on it though.

You won't either because I married her...simply love the stuff :rock:

[Betonov]

You won't either because I married her...simply love the stuff :rock:

And we all thought you were from Britain.

[Jimbuna]

And we all thought you were from Britain.

A man of many nations and cultures :03:

[Betonov]

A man of many nations and cultures :03:

and of many spirits and herbs :03:

[Jimbuna]

and of many spirits and herbs :03:

Mostly yeast variants :DL

[Betonov]

Mostly yeast variants :DL

the elixir of barley and hops

[Jimbuna]

Usually

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/2884/drunkcob.gif

[Betonov]

I think I'll help myself to some grain spirits today, it's been a hell of a day:doh:

First I double parked bringin my grandmother to a pharmacy, when a police patrol car stops by and tells me I cant park there. I responded by saying I brought my grand mother to the pharmacy and I'll be gone in 5 min. He said back that he'll go trough this street in 10min and if I'll still be there he'll want to see my grandmother. One ticket averted. :DL
Then when I drove home I got pulled over. Went 70km/h in a 60 km/h zone. Got off with only a warning. (fine is €80). Second ticket averted. :D
Then my luck ran out. I have to stay home in the evening to watch my little cousin and wont go to the church, where a mass is held for my fathers brother. And the redhead I met last week at the funeral will be there :damn:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Ahhahahahahaaha :D

Our mayor just posted a comment on Facebook, about someone not getting any more schnaps now that Kosovo is at peace :DL I'm guessing he's drunk as hell (on his holliday in Croatia). Our mayor was actually in Kosovo as part of a peace-force

So was I, and despite living in tents down to -29c, walking through a minefield (actually our own cluster-munitions :nope:) to clear rime off our HF antenna, and avoiding fridges in pot-holes (no sh!t, one pot-hole on our route to Pristina contained a fridge, or it may have been a freezer!), getting shot at whilst escorting contractors to the outer marker (pot shots for fun, obviously didn't want to kill us :stare:) it was the best place I've been to. :yep:

Fond memories of playing Doom and Downhill Mountain Biking, two-player, on a playstation on a 14" telly with a black bin bag taped down the middle of the screen so we couldn't see the other. And drinking ethelene glycol/vodka. Oh and a Gurkha sigs detachment cooking us a goat curry Goat was sourced locally and involved one Gurkha, one goat, one kukri :D

Those were the days :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.octolive.net/Class%20and%20lesson%20folder/Year%2011%20Webpages/Group%20A/Chris%20Han/unclealbert.gif
"During the war....."

[Gerald]

http://www.octolive.net/Class%20and%20lesson%20folder/Year%2011%20Webpages/Group%20A/Chris%20Han/unclealbert.gif
"During the war....." Which of the war ....:hmm2:

[Jimbuna]

Which of the war ....:hmm2:

I think you'd need a better grasp of the nuance in the English language for this one but it was in response to the post just before it and I'm confident the creator of said post will understand the meaning....he must do, he's not responded which is a tad unusual for him :DL

[Betonov]

Which of the war ....:hmm2:

War in Kosovo

[Gerald]

Ok! I understand the whole picture clearly, :yep:

[Jimbuna]

War in Kosovo

No....he was (his character at any rate) in the RN during WWII.

[Betonov]

No....he was (his character at any rate) in the RN during WWII.

Ahhhhh, you meant uncle Albert. I thought you meant Herr-Berbunch

He was a boiler operator and his nautical skills were defined by: where the boiler went, the ship went :D

[Gerald]

No....he was (his character at any rate) in the RN during WWII. Soooo...War in Kosovo,is something quite different from WWII...:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Ahhhhh, you meant uncle Albert. I thought you meant Herr-Berbunch

He was a boiler operator and his nautical skills were defined by: where the boiler went, the ship went :D

Glad to see the penny has dropped :DL

[Gerald]

Glad to see the penny has dropped :DL Hmmm...uncle Albert...I do not recognize, but the coins are safe :|\\

[Jimbuna]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aEV-4n5cpY&feature=related

[Gerald]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aEV-4n5cpY&feature=related Thanks, Jim :DL

[Jimbuna]

Welcome.

[Betonov]

Got the old house name plaque during the weekend.

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/269859_248928591786332_100000075783694_1109735_589 0516_n.jpg

These names have been with the houses for centuries, and any house that has the plaque stands on centruies old fundation. Some can be traced to the 8th century and so the fammilies inhabiting them. One of our villages (Rodine) stands on where a roman setlement once stood. Not ours though. My ancestors came here when they were displaced by the Napolenic wars.

[Gerald]

Very nice, was it difficult to perform, :DL

[Betonov]

Very nice, was it difficult to perform, :DL

Perform :hmmm: You mean produce and mount. No, it was all done by the municipality (the crest can bee seen above the inscription) for free.

[Gerald]

Perform :hmmm: You mean produce and mount. No, it was all done by the municipality (the crest can bee seen above the inscription) for free. So municipality did change, and put money on it, it was good :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Perform :hmmm: You mean produce and mount. No, it was all done by the municipality (the crest can bee seen above the inscription) for free.

That's a nice little touch Betonov....I had to mount mine myself.

[Betonov]

Some grand scheme by our mayor, tourist purposes. The plaques themselves were actually made and mounted by volunteers. Our mayor has the influence to raise an army, let alone 5 volunteers to beautify the municipality

[Jimbuna]

A bit like the pied piper then :DL

[Betonov]

A bit like the pied piper then :DL

Some aprt of British folklore about a pied piper :hmmm:
I cant say I catch your drift, if you catch my drift :DL

Edit: ups, found it on Google, the bloody piper. Something like that, but our mayor wont play the pipes, but the booze bottles :D

[Herr-Berbunch]

@Jim

Only just read the previous page. :har: Uncle Albert was a fantastic character - akin to Bernard.

... during the '39 to '45 conflict... :haha:

I'll shut up now.

[Jimbuna]

@Jim

Only just read the previous page. :har: Uncle Albert was a fantastic character - akin to Bernard.

... during the '39 to '45 conflict... :haha:

I'll shut up now.

It was obviously meant in a humorous context but would have worked better if you'd of 'bitten' shortly after the post :DL

:03:

[Herr-Berbunch]

True, sorry to disappoint. :O:

[Gerald]

An "idiot" ran into my car last night, lucky I escaped any damage :-?

[Feuer Frei!]

An "idiot" ran into my car last night, lucky I escaped any damage :-?
Glad you are ok.
Was the idiot a Volvo driver by chance? :hmmm:

[Penguin]

An "idiot" ran into my car last night, lucky I escaped any damage :-?

good that nothing serious happened!
was the other guy on foot or in a car?

[Growler]

Comment: Insecure people in positions of power infuriate me, especially when they start screwing with my work.

[Jimbuna]

An "idiot" ran into my car last night, lucky I escaped any damage :-?

Are you referring to yourself or the car?

[Gerald]

Are you referring to yourself or the car? I referring to a car, ran into me, s!it :shifty:

[Betonov]

At least you're allright. The insurance company can take care of the car.

[Jimbuna]

So a car hit your car and your car sustained no damage as a result of the collision?

[Betonov]

Me thinks Vendor is refering to injury, while talking about damage.

The way I see it an idiot crashed in to his car but he escaped wthout injury

[Jimbuna]

Me thinks Vendor is refering to injury, while talking about damage.

The way I see it an idiot crashed in to his car but he escaped wthout injury

Well I'm honestly not sure but he'll clear this up soon no doubt.

[Gerald]

At least you're allright. The insurance company can take care of the car. Sure it was a, really drunk person behind the wheel ... and also claimed that I hit him, which meant I had to call the police which was not difficult and that there were several witnesses to the incident that took place outside a gas station ... but a little pain has been in the back anyway ... and moreover he was not number base, and began waving his hands, so I had to take him down on the ground, because he would not deviate...:shifty:

[frau kaleun]

and moreover he was not number base, and began waving his hands, so I had to take him down on the ground, because he would not deviate...:shifty:


I think the important thing here is that Vendor's okay, and not the fact that we have no idea what he's talking about. :O:




Seriously, though, I'm glad you're okay. :DL

[Gerald]

I think the important thing here is that Vendor's okay, and not the fact that we have no idea what he's talking about. :O:




Seriously, though, I'm glad you're okay. :DL Thanks, it was kind word, but a bad sign, since I already lost one person in the earlier accident, :-?

[frau kaleun]

Thanks, it was kind word, but a bad sign, since I already lost one person in the earlier accident, :-?

I don't know that it is a bad "sign" but I'm sure it brought up a lot of unhappy memories. My apologies for not being more sensitive to that.

[Betonov]

Sure it was a, really drunk person behind the wheel ... and also claimed that I hit him, which meant I had to call the police which was not difficult and that there were several witnesses to the incident that took place outside a gas station ... but a little pain has been in the back anyway ... and moreover he was not number base, and began waving his hands, so I had to take him down on the ground, because he would not deviate...:shifty:

OK, he was drunk, hit you on a gas station. He started waving his hands in a threatening manner so you grounded him because he would not stop (were or are you a cop ??). Calling the cops was not a problem bcause there were witneses to back your claim and dispute his (that you hit him). You're allright but now your back has some pain, I believe he rear ended you ??

[Gerald]

I don't know that it is a bad "sign" but I'm sure it brought up a lot of unhappy memories. My apologies for not being more sensitive to that. Frau, you do not need to apologize, it was my spontaneous approach that came up, and this has nothing to do with what you said, I appreciate your words, :03:

[frau kaleun]

Frau, you do not need to apologize, it was my spontaneous approach that came up, and this has nothing to do with what you said, I appreciate your words, :03:

:sunny:

[Gerald]

OK, he was drunk, hit you on a gas station. He started waving his hands in a threatening manner so you grounded him because he would not stop (were or are you a cop ??). Calling the cops was not a problem bcause there were witneses to back your claim and dispute his (that you hit him). You're allright but now your back has some pain, I believe he rear ended you ?? L.A in a southeasterly direction,no, he fronted the front, when I was on the way out...

[Betonov]

Damn, a head on

[Herr-Berbunch]

Glad you're ok, but you know you don't have to create your own news just because your not at home! :03:

[Jimbuna]

Glad you're ok, but you know you don't have to create your own news just because your not at home! :03:

LOL....don't you go bullying those kids on the dodgems or I may have to come out of retirement :DL

[Gerald]

Glad you're ok, but you know you don't have to create your own news just because your not at home! :03: Thanks! :DL

[Gerald]

New car ... the journey continues...:DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

New car ... the journey continues...:DL

So we see...

http://bunkerville.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/traffic-jam.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://www.hilariousheadlines.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/funny-street-signs-1.jpg

[Gerald]

Is outside the "town center" and not too much traffic ... with the direction of Phoenix, interstate..

[Gerald]

http://www.hilariousheadlines.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/funny-street-signs-1.jpg Hey....what is this ... do not work officially for the beginning of August, :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Ah, okay....I'll tell them to hold the roadworks till then :|\\

[Gerald]

Ah, okay....I'll tell them to hold the roadworks till then :|\\ What generosity, it's what I call the high level of service, :()1:

[Growler]

So we see...

http://bunkerville.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/traffic-jam.jpg


The Greater LA area when the 405 closes will probably make this look mild.

[Jimbuna]

Well that's definitely the biggest Scalextric track I've ever come across :DL

[Gerald]

GPS, doing a good job :O:

[Betonov]

As I understand it Vendor, you're actually travelling right now :hmmm:

[danasan]

As I understand it Vendor, you're actually travelling right now :hmmm:

...and he is the first one and leading:yeah:

Edit: Traffic jam? Which traffic jam are they talking about?

[Betonov]

...and he is the first one and leading:yeah:

:haha::haha::haha::haha: brilliant, capital pun :D

[danasan]

:oops: no pun intended :D

[frau kaleun]

He's in the pace car. And I'm guessing nobody in that picture is very happy about the pace. :O:

[Gerald]

He's in the pace car. And I'm guessing nobody in that picture is very happy about the pace. :O: Far away and no traffic...:O:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Far away and no traffic...:O:

None in front, have you checked your rear-view though? :03:

[Gerald]

None in front, have you checked your rear-view though? :03: I went through a desert road before, and there was hardly a car on the road anyway, but now I rest me, in a motel :DL

[Jimbuna]

Hotel California :o

[Herr-Berbunch]

Hotel California :o

Such a lovely place.

[Gerald]

You can check out anytime, but you can never leave,not really ... I leave at dawn :haha:

[Jimbuna]

Have a safe journey.

[Jimbuna]

Oh I just realised what I said :DL

[Gerald]

Thanks, better late than never ..... but hope that my car, stays at the airport :hmmm: :DL

[Jimbuna]

Okay :yep:

[Gerald]

But it is still in Gothenburg,... and the ferry goes from the country where they serve Ale...:DL

[Jimbuna]

England :rock:

[Gerald]

And I go to JFK, and then to Amsterdam, or Frankfurt, it is a little closer ... must figure out something...:hmm2:

[Jimbuna]

Don't forget to board the correct plane.

[Gerald]

Could happen, if you have a terrible hangover :doh:

[Jimbuna]

Probably not.

[Gerald]

Perhaps for some, it has happened, not incredible ;)

[Jimbuna]

I kijack limousines....plain and simple!!

[Gerald]

It's getting late ... time to eat .. and then rest, and then a nap :yawn:

[Jimbuna]

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/9291/1019rx7.gif

[Gerald]

Water Bed is not too bad, :yep:

[Betonov]

Water Bed is not too bad, :yep:

Not if you fall asleap while still wearing your diving knife. Happened to me once, but it was an inflatable cushion. came out of the water and fell asleap while getting a suntan, the knife (around my belt) fell out of the sheath and punctured the cushion :-?

And in unrelated news, the redhaired I met last week decided to leave Facebook. She deleted here account.... right after she gave me her number ;)

[Jimbuna]

Not if you fall asleap while still wearing your diving knife. Happened to me once, but it was an inflatable cushion. came out of the water and fell asleap while getting a suntan, the knife (around my belt) fell out of the sheath and punctured the cushion :-?

And in unrelated news, the redhaired I met last week decided to leave Facebook. She deleted here account.... right after she gave me her number ;)

Speaks volumes :DL

[Gerald]

Not if you fall asleap while still wearing your diving knife. Happened to me once, but it was an inflatable cushion. came out of the water and fell asleap while getting a suntan, the knife (around my belt) fell out of the sheath and punctured the cushion :-?

And in unrelated news, the redhaired I met last week decided to leave Facebook. She deleted here account.... right after she gave me her number ;) Good news then, but be careful, redheads have a temp. which can make them completely flipped :DL

[Betonov]

Good news then, but be careful, redheads have a temp. which can make them completely flipped :DL

I hope so. One night when a red flips is wort a month of sweet loving

[Gerald]

I hope so. One night when a red flips is wort a month of sweet loving True, it may be worth, for a closer contact :yeah:

[Feuer Frei!]

I hope so. One night when a red flips is wort a month of sweet loving
Noteworthy post :up:

[Gerald]

Betonov,have good day,or night :DL

[Betonov]

Betonov,have good day,or night :DL

Easy there, I got her number, that's it. I got to take her out first

[danasan]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Betonov http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/smartdark/viewpost.gif (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=1705398#post1705398)
I hope so. One night when a red flips is wort a month of sweet loving

Noteworthy post :up:

+1 :up:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Easy there, I got her number, that's it. I got to take her out first

Make sure you do it right...

http://bestpocketbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/romantic-dinner-at-home1-300x198.jpg

Not...

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6849/betonovtakeout2.jpg

[Jimbuna]

I hope so. One night when a red flips is wort a month of sweet loving

Ah well...takes all sorts I suppose :DL

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/391195/viking.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Make sure you do it right...



Not...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lih75e6Rb8A

[sidslotm]

People comment on many things, so this might be my 15 minutes.

I am certain, that all of the comments that have ever been commented on are usually comments made be the same person. And that, the comments that are commented on are for the soul purpose of providing more excuse for futher in depth comments about the said comments. Now I know this is just another comment and many of you will comment about my comment. But what you fail to grasp is this, did I write this comment, or, was it written by the same person who writes all the comments, please feel free to comment.

Me, no comment!

[Hottentot]

But what you fail to grasp is this, did I write this comment, or, was it written by the same person who writes all the comments, please feel free to comment.

I have for sometime been suspecting that everyone else in here is an alter of Neal. Oh noes! You must be one of them! Well, you won't get me, space alien! Yoink!

[Jimbuna]

http://img1.coolspacetricks.com/images/commentgraphics/funny/81545.jpg

[Castout]

I'm tired with atheists who hate God. How can you hate something you don't believe exist? Where is the tolerance? No one is pushing Islam to you. You can't be a Christian unless you choose either.

To be honest many of those who say themselves atheists are more than just mere atheists. They are anti God. Majority are probably anti Christian interpretation of God. The real underlying problem is those who profess to believe don't actually believe wholly and are in fear of the contrary and those who profess not to believe at all are actually in doubt and in fear of the contrary themselves as well.

Doubts and the resulting insecurities. Just relax. If you are troubled by doubts the way is not to challenge people who believe or people who don't, and not by sowing hatred and act like an ass but to look for answers yourself. I don't think God would blame you if you said in the end that you tried looking at the possibility that he existed and you just couldn't find one. That is if God exists. if you cannot ever find the answer then just make peace with the doubt.

[Sailor Steve]

I'm tired with atheists who hate God. How can you hate something you don't believe exist? Where is the tolerance?
What makes you think that's more than your biased perception? Most atheists don't hate God at all, they just hate the fact that society is controlled by people who claim to do everything "In the name of God." Most of them witness the intolerance of the religious and respond in kind.

[Madox58]

Most atheists don't hat God at all

hat?
:o

[Sailor Steve]

hat?
:o
:rotfl2:

Fixed, thanks.

[Madox58]

Hats OK Steve!!
:salute:
Any time I can help!
:haha:

[frau kaleun]

Personally, I hat God all the time. Last week I put him in a fedora and he looked fabulous. Next week we're gonna try a fez. :yeah: :O:

[Sailor Steve]

Stop pickin' on the old guy! :wah:

Man hats a great excuse.