This is the comment thread!

[Von Due]

If you want to know the world, close the browser and head outdoors.

[Jimbuna]

Interviewer: What do you make at your current job? Me: Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments.

[Jimbuna]

I don't jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

[Gerald]

If you want to know the world, close the browser and head outdoors. Aye.:up:

[Jimbuna]

Some people aren't just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

[mapuc]

^ So that's why I can't find it

Markus

[Jimbuna]

^ If it's a screw your after, don't look at me :)

[mapuc]

^ No the toolbox

Markus

[Von Due]

^ No the toolbox

Markus

Am I right in assuming you do not have your tool box and you are not looing for a screw? :p

[Catfish]

If you have a toolbox everything looks like a loose screw ..

[Jimbuna]

^ No the toolbox

Markus

:haha:

[Jimbuna]

Just once I'd like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

[mapuc]

a gentleman can contemplate the beauty of an orchid without the need to cut it

Markus

[Jimbuna]

If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.

[vienna]

Ur rite...






<O>

[Jimbuna]

Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work.

[Jimbuna]

How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?

[Aktungbby]

If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.

Ur rite...






<O> To each there own I suppose.
:yep: :oops::O:

[Jimbuna]

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

[mapuc]

The question is:
Does the unexplained exist or is it our scientist who lack knowledge ?

Markus

[Reece]

Didn't know where else to post this but thought it rather bizarre! :hmmm:
http://en.people.cn/90882/7874427.html

[Jimbuna]

I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

[mapuc]

Can absolute nothingness occur ? if you use the laws of physics and/or laws of quantum Mechanics ?

Markus

[Jimbuna]

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

[Catfish]

At the start of every disaster movie,
there is a scientist being ignored.

[Jimbuna]

I would go out of my mind, but I can't find the exit.

[vienna]

I would go out of my mind, but I can't find the exit.


I'd like to help you out...


... which way did you come in...?...




<O>

[Jimbuna]

I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

[Jimbuna]

Sometimes I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear as bubbles over our heads.

[mapuc]

Sometimes I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear as bubbles over our heads.

Don't worry in the near future there will be devices placed everywhere and allround in the society they job is to collect the emission your brain gives when you are thinking.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed.

[Aktungbby]

The secret to success in this miserable turn on the doomed planet is to keep your ins-and-outs horizontal https://media.tenor.com/images/2cf328818d5769d0ad027119bac4a8c5/tenor.gifand your ups-and-downs verticalhttps://thumbs.gfycat.com/OddballPhysicalAndeancat-small.gif:ping::ping::ping:

[mapuc]

A vote is one who is pointing fingers at other voters party, while they don't know a thing about their own trusted party/politicians.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

[Catfish]

"Pablo Escobar had the largest and most extensive drug empire ever"
The British East India Company:
"Hello?"

[Jimbuna]

I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once."

[mapuc]

I spreche very gut out country, but nichts as good it machten any different.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

[mapuc]

Interesting indeed...the invasion was thrown back into the sea after 3 days of fierce fighting

The invasion started 12 Aug. 1946.
The invasion did not come from England-due to the fact southern part of England is occupied.

Now it's Aug 26 and the allied are licking they wounds, while they are heading back home

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Interesting indeed...the invasion was thrown back into the sea after 3 days of fierce fighting

The invasion started 12 Aug. 1946.
The invasion did not come from England-due to the fact southern part of England is occupied.

Now it's Aug 26 and the allied are licking they wounds, while they are heading back home

Markus

?????

[Jimbuna]

I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today.

[Jimbuna]

I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

[Jimbuna]

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

[Aktungbby]

/\ 'cause "time is an illusion"??-Einstein

[Catfish]

^ Maybe, though D.O.D.O. would not agree :03:

[Aktungbby]

...and I'm the Bastard; still in 1066! snipping timelines with my diachronic shears...as my cat, Schrodinger meows in my ear!:yep::oops::shucks:

[Gerald]

https://i.imgur.com/DJOralI.jpg

[Jimbuna]

I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it.

[Catfish]

...and I'm the Bastard; still in 1066! snipping timelines with my diachronic shears...as my cat, Schrodinger meows in my ear!:yep::oops::shucks:
You sure read some strange books :03:

[mapuc]

If I only knew how to put a whole thread on a ignore list.

Markus

[Catfish]

"Power does not come from a gun or a badge. Power comes from lying.
Lying big and getting the whole world to play along with you. Once you got everyone agreeing with what they know in their hearts ain't true you've got 'em by the balls."
(Trump comment about politics)

And maybe that is a lie but hey who cares since 2016?

[Jimbuna]

Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah.

[Jimbuna]

I didn't like my beard at first... then it grew on me.

[Jimbuna]

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate.

[Aktungbby]

/\...including Marie Antoinette's:O:

[Jimbuna]

I don't like violence but I don't mind if I get hit by luck.

[Jimbuna]

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

[Aktungbby]

Indeed!...especially when a cute but weary blond truckstop waitress mispours your 'cuppajoe' refill at 0200!:03::yep::wah:

[Jimbuna]

Today I started gardening... I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

[Jimbuna]

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

[mapuc]

Tell me about it- I had the ability to irritate every nerve in my moms and dads body, as a kid.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.

[Aktungbby]

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.Logic 101: if 'P' then 'Q': It's gotta B luv ...cuz yer ablowin' serious shekels to "wine & dine" her!:know::()1::Kaleun_Salivating: thus food is secondary to the goal's attainment...and "a hell of a git I got!":O:

[mapuc]

As they say
The way to a man's heart goes through his stomach

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Be happy, it drives people crazy.

[Jimbuna]

I followed a diet but it didn't follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

[mapuc]

Two version of reality can exist at the same time

Markus

[Jimbuna]

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

[Jimbuna]

No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.

[Jimbuna]

Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.

[Jimbuna]

You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me... I'll train you.

[Jimbuna]

I'm never wrong. Just different levels of right.

[Jimbuna]

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

[Jimbuna]

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.

[Jimbuna]

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!

[Jimbuna]

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities...

[Jimbuna]

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.

[Catfish]

If this world can be saved, it will be done by scientists and emphatic people, not governments and politicians.

[mapuc]

^ Well then you have to convince the voters, because they are being told by their politicians, that they(the politicians) has the solution to the problems.

And the voters believe them

Markus

[Catfish]

There is a point where some people become aware of what is going on. I know it is a hopeless fight against dumbness and lies if you look at the media. But not all voters are that dumb, and maybe they mobilize now.
This is more about all of "humanity" on this sh!thole of a planet than just the US.

[Jimbuna]

Have you both strayed off topic? :hmmm:

[Catfish]

Have you both strayed off topic? :hmmm:
But he began it, so i will indiscriminately carpet-bomb the sh .. oops wait OT again :D

Ok back to topic:
Winter sucks.

[Jimbuna]

:haha:

[mapuc]

I stand corrected and confess.

Sorry.

I will now return to my corner and take on my hat again, where I will stay until further.

Markus

[Aktungbby]

I stand corrected and confess.

Sorry.

I will now return to my corner and take on my hat again, where I will stay until further.

MarkusI deign to comment....but make it your tall pointy hat!:haha:

[Jimbuna]

I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

[Jimbuna]

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.

[Catfish]

"To be fair, i don't have any "views on climate change" either.
Just i don't have any views on gravity, the fact that the world is round, photosynthesis or evolution.
But understanding and knowing their existence really makes life in 21st century so much easier."
Greta Thunberg's response to Amy Coney Barrett.

[Gerald]

"To be fair, i don't have any "views on climate change" either.
Just i don't have any views on gravity, the fact that the world is round, photosynthesis or evolution.
But understanding and knowing their existence really makes life in 21st century so much easier."
Greta Thunberg's response to Amy Coney Barrett.Thunberg's media circus continues with a high profile ... the family has a lot of media people on the list who make "sustainable" incentives and use everything there is, to draw in large sums, to the climate, hardly! The family's coffers. Because Greta will never have to take a job in her life, poor children, no life experience.

[Jimbuna]

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities...

[Gerald]

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities...You would know how my day started then you would have been happy.
:(

[Jimbuna]

Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

[Catfish]

Thunberg's media circus continues with a high profile ... the family has a lot of media people on the list who make "sustainable" incentives and use everything there is, to draw in large sums, to the climate, hardly! The family's coffers. Because Greta will never have to take a job in her life, poor children, no life experience.
This may be true, but looking at her time line, what she did and when, and how she developed from a bullied teenager to clearly say what she thinks - do you have a problem with what she says in the quote?

[Gerald]

This may be true, but looking at her time line, what she did and when, and how she developed from a bullied teenager to clearly say what she thinks - do you have a problem with what she says in the quote?I have no problem with what she said, unfortunately it is not she who is responsible for what is to be said Greta has people who are responsible for the text.

[Jimbuna]

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

[Gerald]

As it happens, the phrase "know thy enemy" isn't in our Holy Quran, but it comes from the ancient Chinese general Sun Tzu. The full quote goes like this: "Know thy enemy and know yourself; in a hundred battles, you will never be defeated.

[Jimbuna]

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.

[Gerald]

I never lie because I do not fear anyone. You only lie when you're afraid.

[Jimbuna]

You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!'

[Gerald]

Listening is not synonymous with understanding "nuances" in the English language.

[Jimbuna]

Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.

[mapuc]

Can you call it a beef or a sausage if they are 100 % plant-based ?

This is what the EU-Parliament has to vote about.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Can you call it a beef or a sausage if they are 100 % plant-based ?

This is what the EU-Parliament has to vote about.

Markus

Similarly...Cucumbers and bananas should not be bendy.

[Jimbuna]

I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

[Catfish]

^ :haha:

People who cannot distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in a way i have no words for.

[Jimbuna]

^ :)

[Aktungbby]

^ :haha:

People who cannot distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in a way i have no words for. Not if yer seriously into
'buggery and the 'false fly' lash''https://subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=11584 BBY!:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.

[Jimbuna]

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

[Aktungbby]

Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money. Patients with patience win wheelchair races!:O:

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. It was the "lesser of two weevils"!:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

[Jimbuna]

What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats.

[Jimbuna]

You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!'

[Jimbuna]

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

[Gerald]

Optimism is essential to achievement and it is also the foundation of courage and true progress.

[Jimbuna]

That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

[Jimbuna]

They call it "fell asleep" but it should be more like "entered a mental state of regeneration."

[Gerald]

Each day is a gift, and as long as my eyes open, I’ll focus on the new day and all the happy memories I’ve stored away, just for this time in my life.

[Jimbuna]

I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.

[fireftr18]

That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Jim, I'm sure like me, you became used to it.

[Jimbuna]

Jim, I'm sure like me, you became used to it.

Oh yes.

[Jimbuna]

Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.

[Aktungbby]

That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Jim, I'm sure like me, you became used to it.....till U remember to insert yer $6K hearing aids!:O:

[mapuc]

Logic of the mathematic from a little girls perspective.

Little girl:
- 3+2 gives 32 and 6+6 gives 66
Her mom:
- That's not how you do it sweetheart.
Little girl:
- But I do.

Made me smile when hearing it.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.

[Jimbuna]

You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.

[Jimbuna]

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday.

[Aktungbby]

"Thank God it's Friday(TGIF)" doesn't work if you're an athiest!:k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach.

[Gerald]

Anyone who thinks fallen leaves are dead has never watched them dancing on a windy day.

[Jimbuna]

Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.

[Gerald]

“A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.”

[Jimbuna]

People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.

[Jimbuna]

I put the "Pro" in procrastinate.

[Platapus]

Do you ever think that the trees that are used to make Jenga pieces are continually forced to relive their own deaths?


Quite the cruel game actually.

[Jimbuna]

I know my limits. I don't always obey them, but I know them.

[Jimbuna]

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

[Jimbuna]

"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.

[Catfish]

Pray how much you have to, but I don't believe a species that proliferates fidget spinners can ever be forgiven.

[Jimbuna]

It was me, I let the dogs out.

[Jimbuna]

If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?

[Jimbuna]

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbours.

[Jimbuna]

I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

[Jimbuna]

My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

[Jimbuna]

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge.

[Jimbuna]

Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

[mapuc]

.....not here

Markus

[Jimbuna]

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.

[Catfish]

»The sitting Dead« :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

[Jimbuna]

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

[Jimbuna]

When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work.

[Jimbuna]

Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

[mapuc]

Why does grown-up complain about the harvest, when they have sown the seed them self.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

[Jimbuna]

Being married means mostly shouting "What?" from other rooms.

[Catfish]

"Prostitution is said to be the world’s oldest profession.
It is, indeed, a model of all professional work: the worker relinquishes control over himself … in exchange for money.
Because of the passivity it entails, this is a difficult and, for many, a distasteful role."

Working for money is prostitution :hmmm: I knew it.

[Jimbuna]

You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."

[Jimbuna]

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

[Jimbuna]

Pool rules: You're not allowed to do anything that begins with the words 'Hey everyone watch this!'

[Jimbuna]

I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs.

[Jimbuna]

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

[mapuc]

FYI

The thread "100 Years Ago Today" Will end on the day 100 years after Subsim was created-Which mean 2097.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Well, I hope you're around to end it because I certainly won't be :)

[mapuc]

Well, I hope you're around to end it because I certainly won't be :)

Not to derail this thread to much.

In the end WWI I wrote somewhere in GT I have hope for a thread with almost same name- 100 years ago today in US history.

Someone said I had to wait until 100 years ago is finished or to much band with
would be used.

Back to
This is the comment thread

Markus

[Jimbuna]

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.

[Jimbuna]

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious.

[Commander Wallace]

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.




^ Peter Pan syndrome as my lady calls it. She tells me i'm suffering from the same disorder. :03:

[Commander Wallace]

One day we will all look back on this and laugh. I'm still waiting. :03:

[Jimbuna]

I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

[Aktungbby]

my indoor cat, Penelope, does it with her eyes open!...most of the day:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

[Jimbuna]

I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

[Aktungbby]

and yer medulla ain't 'zackly oblongata either!:doh:

[Jimbuna]

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

[Jimbuna]

Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck.

[Jimbuna]

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

[Catfish]

^ i have to memorise this :haha:

[Jimbuna]

Not to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

[Jimbuna]

I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

[Gerald]

When you give each other everything, it becomes an even trade. Each wins all.

[Jimbuna]

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

[Jimbuna]

Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

[mapuc]

While other children were being vaccinated with syringes, I was vaccinated with a gramophone pen

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."

[Jimbuna]

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

[Jimbuna]

A good mood is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it.

[Jimbuna]

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.

[Catfish]

A good mood is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it.
"Life is a taut soap bubble, fate has the veritable needle."

John Irving in "Setting free the bears" :03:

[Aktungbby]

Moses was the first to use a tablet....and download it from the Cloud! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

[Jimbuna]

Yes officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn't see your car.

[vienna]

Yes officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn't see your car.


I once was pulled over by a cop (I've forgotten the exact traffic infraction) and when he approached my car window, he asked me the boilerplate question, "Do you know why I've stopped you?"...

I was in a peevish mood and and I responded, "Oh, man, I hate pop quizzes...""...

He was startled and paused for a moment and then burst out laughing; the net effect was he had a good laugh and he let me go with just a warning...






<O>

[Jimbuna]

I once was pulled over by a cop (I've forgotten the exact traffic infraction) and when he approached my car window, he asked me the boilerplate question, "Do you know why I've stopped you?"...

I was in a peevish mood and and I responded, "Oh, man, I hate pop quizzes...""...

He was startled and paused for a moment and then burst out laughing; the net effect was he had a good laugh and he let me go with just a warning...






<O>

I common response I often encountered was "Have you got nothing else to do today?"

My answer then went along the lines of "Oh yes, plenty actually but that can all wait until I've written this ticket out"

[Jimbuna]

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

[Jimbuna]

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

[Jimbuna]

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

[mapuc]

I have plans on doing some very daredevil things.......in my next life.

Markus

[Aktungbby]

Inside every cynical person is a disappointed idealist.

[Jimbuna]

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

[Jimbuna]

Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.

[Jimbuna]

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won't feel like you are lonely any more.

[Catfish]

"Capitalism made your iPhone"
"No, Labor made your iPhone.
Labor makes things under any -ism.
-Ism just determines who gets paid."


Made me think :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible.

[Jimbuna]

I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

[Jimbuna]

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

[Jimbuna]

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.

[Jimbuna]

Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

[Aktungbby]

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and are paid just enough not to quit...:o

[Jimbuna]

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

[Aktungbby]

In a recent study, nine out of ten husbands agree : their wives are always right. Husband # ten has not been seen since the study concluded.:o

[Jimbuna]

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

[Jimbuna]

Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.

[Aktungbby]

with the current Covid pandemic: don't sweat the petty things...and don't pet the sweaty things!:doh:inspired by late humorist George Carlin:Kaleun_Salute:

[Jimbuna]

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

[Jimbuna]

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

[mapuc]

The day I'm gone, you cease to exist

Markus

[Aktungbby]

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul gets up to the roof...and gets stuck.:doh:

[vienna]

So, then, is reincarnation Yoyoism... :hmmm:





<O>

[Jimbuna]

I always mean what I say, I don't always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

[Jimbuna]

Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

[Jimbuna]

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

[Jimbuna]

Parenthood, the scariest hood to go through.

[Jimbuna]

Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.

[Jimbuna]

Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

[vienna]

I really enjoy work...


...I could sit and watch it for hours...






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[Jimbuna]

I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!

[Jimbuna]

If every day is a gift, then today I got socks.

[Jimbuna]

I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows.

[Jimbuna]

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight.

[Jimbuna]

Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.

[Catfish]

Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.
:haha:
I also have a black stone, in Lego

[Jimbuna]

My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch.

[Sean C]

Apparently, squirrels land like superheroes (https://www.sadanduseless.com/squirrel-landing-pose/).




https://i.imgur.com/G3qkZ9Q.gif

[Jimbuna]

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

[vienna]

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.


Actually happened to me; algebra is a bitch if you've got dyslexia...





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[Jimbuna]

The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously.

[Jimbuna]

I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.

[Jimbuna]

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

[Von Due]

The older I get, the better I was.

[Aktungbby]

The older I get, the better I was. Yore jus' tiltin' at windmills of recollection, Quixote! :arrgh!:

[mapuc]

It isn't and have never been God's will, but our free will which has put us in the situation we are today.

Markus

[Von Due]

Had a few drinks so I took the bus home. Now how to get rid of a bus parked outside.

[vienna]

It isn't and have never been God's will, but our free will which has put us in the situation we are today.

Markus


God made you say that, didn't he...?...




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[Jimbuna]

At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"

[vienna]

...Ctrl-Alt-Del...




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[Jimbuna]

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.

[Eisenwurst]

https://www.museumoflost.com/cats-sydney-harbour-bridge/

A lot of us here are animal lovers, so this will be of interest.....

I didn't want to start a new thread so I'll post it here.

In my childhood years this was really famous, but with adulthood interests this was forgotten about until it was too late and it had "disappeared".

[Sean C]

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.


I'm stealing that.

[Jimbuna]

I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.