This is the comment thread!

[Herr-Berbunch]

Thought that was going to be something for the car, for a while. :D

[Betonov]

Thought that was going to be something for the car, for a while. :D

It would make a nice hood ornament :DL

[Jimbuna]

What length is it?

[kranz]

What length is it?
perv!
:rotfl2:

[Betonov]

What length is it?

perv!
:rotfl2:

:har:
Judging by the sounds she made enough :|\\ ...

I mean, the model is a bit under a meter, the real deal is 57 feet

[Jimbuna]

I certainly didn't expect you to be honest about what kranz is referring too...I mean how embarrassing would that be :DL

[Sailor Steve]

I certainly didn't expect you to be honest about what kranz is referring too...I mean how embarrassing would that be :DL
Pretty embarrassing.


Wait, whut? :oops:

[Betonov]

Like you didn't expect that from a dirty minded Slovene replying to a dirty minded Polak :O:

[Jimbuna]

Like you didn't expect that from a dirty minded Slovene replying to a dirty minded Polak :O:

Never crossed my mind :DL




http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/9501/liarrv1ed9.gif

[Herr-Berbunch]

Had to trace 200 patch cables today, like the worst spaghetti crash ever! :damn:

When our new switches go in I will make sure they're orderly. For the first day, at least. :D

[Jimbuna]

Back into the graft today for a six day stint having just had a day off after having completed a forty eight hour shift.

Retirement...don't you just love it? :doh:

[Herr-Berbunch]

New bike arrived, but neighbour took it in whilst I was out. He's now walking his dog for much longer than normal, he's been an hour already! :-?

[Jimbuna]

He's probably got the dogs lead tied to the rear of the bike and is giving it a test run for you :DL

[Betonov]

At least you have cycling weather. We have april weather in June. It's like living in... in... England :doh:

Worked today on a production experiment with the head of projects. This may be my ticket up. But most probibly not

[Penguin]

Aye what a nice day.
A guy with a bowler hat and a stiff upper lip came by. He had a dog with him and pushed a bike. He said: "Hello my German friend. Take this bicycle, better you have it than my pesky neighbor!" - Well I believe he said 'neighbour' :03:
Then he disappered, not after he also excused for the wrongfully given Wembley goal and for Fergie becoming fat...
:sunny:

Oh it's pretty hot here, hope it doesn't affect my sane mind...:88)

[Betonov]

The strangest thing happened to me today.
Three of the Bosnians I work with (and get along extremly well) bought me coffee during break, the suddenly one of them pulled a Quran from his backpack and started reading some lines in arabic. When he was finished he said: you're one of ours now.

I think I've been converted to Islam :doh:

Salam Alekum :O:

[kranz]

The strangest thing happened to me today.
Three of the Bosnians I work with (and get along extremly well) bought me coffee during break, the suddenly one of them pulled a Quran from his backpack and started reading some lines in arabic. When he was finished he said: you're one of ours now.

I think I've been converted to Islam :doh:

Salam Alekum :O:

taking into consideration these 72 virgins already waiting for you...this seems to be a good news, right? :)

[Betonov]

taking into consideration these 72 virgins already waiting for you...this seems to be a good news, right? :)

Are there only female virgins :huh:

Only for martyrs and my ego is too big to go blow myself up :shifty: this world needs me alive :|\\

[Herr-Berbunch]

. . . When he was finished he said: you're one of ours now.

I think I've been converted to Islam :doh:

Salam Alekum :O:

Quick, cleanse yourself with alcohol and bacon butties. :smug:

[Jimbuna]

Are there only female virgins :huh:

Only for martyrs and my ego is too big to go blow myself up :shifty: this world needs me alive :|\\

Careful it could be a test...if they find out your a virgin you could become a valuable commodity to them :hmm2:

[Betonov]

Careful it could be a test...if they find out your a virgin you could become a valuable commodity to them :hmm2:

What do you mean if I'm a virgin :stare:

I do get some. It's just theres so much time in between that I probably regain my virginity :O:

[Jimbuna]

What do you mean if I'm a virgin :stare:

I do get some. It's just theres so much time in between that I probably regain my virginity :O:

Pictures or it didn't happen :smug:

[Betonov]

Pictures or it didn't happen :smug:

You dirty little... Why do you even want to see that :huh:

[Jimbuna]

You dirty little... Why do you even want to see that :huh:

Well I've seen you fleeing with a beach towel in tow so wouldn't mind seeing you captured :)

[Betonov]

There was that one time I captured a prey and then got hunted by her boyfriend :doh:

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/315788_310952818917242_414369192_n.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Red eyes...must be a vampire!! :o

[Betonov]

The Stanley cup is in Slovenia, and we're not giving it back :arrgh!:

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/527991_10151007186909239_187608649_n.jpg

[Herr-Berbunch]

Pfft, (which actually comes out as orgy in predictive text!) not football.

Waiting for the wife to go to bed and then I'll be playing DayZ. :)

[u crank]

The Stanley cup is in Slovenia, and we're not giving it back :arrgh!:

Doesn't work. We had it here last year but they make you give it back. :O:

http://www.journalpioneer.com/media/photos/unis/2011/08/29/photo_1826435_resize.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Just don't melt it down for the silver content :)

[Gerald]

Long time no see tread! :)

[Oberon]

HE LIVES!

[Gerald]

HE LIVES! Thank you and how is it with you and your loved one, hope all is well! :up:

[Betonov]

Welcome back Vendor :up:

[Gerald]

Welcome back Vendor :up: Thanks Bet, what's up otherwise? :)

[Betonov]

Thanks Bet, what's up otherwise? :)

Whats up ?? My foot from the operation and my doctors blood presure when she sees me running around with my foot still bandaged.

Where have you been ??

[Gerald]

Whats up ?? My foot from the operation and my doctors blood presure when she sees me running around with my foot still bandaged.

Where have you been ?? Your foot?, it does not sound so good, I hope it will be good as soon as possible and that the nurse accompanies home with you :D I have had different projects going on, but mostly I have in this summer,I was out to sailing with a sail boat that was purchased in June, can upload some pictures of her in the future, will be much night work basically 24/7 as a whole :arrgh!:

[Betonov]

Ingrown toenail. Nothing special. Didn't even need painkillers. The surgeon is a bloody genius. 2 days after and I'm already driving

[Gerald]

Ingrown toenail. Nothing special. Didn't even need painkillers. The surgeon is a bloody genius. 2 days after and I'm already driving It sounds good, and that you have recovered quickly, and the car remains as before....:hmmm:

[Betonov]

Sailed as far as the Adriatic ??

Hope you did, the Adriatic can be wonderfull this time of the year. Like the caribiean minus the palms and crime

[Gerald]

Sailed as far as the Adriatic ??

Hope you did, the Adriatic can be wonderfull this time of the year. Like the caribiean minus the palms and crime Not so far south, but I have previously sailed in the Med.So of course it is fine, now it was
mostly in and around the Stockholm archipelago composed of the over 30,000 thousand islands ... but next year, a foreign trip not be entirely wrong, will see how it can go to get together with the job including.

[Betonov]

30 000 islands, Croatia eat your heart out :haha:
But what do I know, Slovenia has only one island :)

If you need a navigator/translator for the adriatic let me know :salute:

[BossMark]

Long time no see tread! :)
Nice to see your back mate :yep:

[Oberon]

Thank you and how is it with you and your loved one, hope all is well! :up:

She's good mate, not been having much luck with our four legged friends at the moment, but the two legged ones are doing well. :yep:

[Gerald]

30 000 islands, Croatia eat your heart out :haha:
But what do I know, Slovenia has only one island :)

If you need a navigator/translator for the adriatic let me know :salute: I let ya know,:up:

[Gerald]

Nice to see your back mate :yep: Thanks :)

[Gerald]

She's good mate, not been having much luck with our four legged friends at the moment, but the two legged ones are doing well. :yep: Sorry to hear that, but good to hear that you are doing well,:yep:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Hey Betonov, don't you only have something like three metres of coastline? With one island that'd at least double.

:O:

[Betonov]

Hey Betonov, don't you only have something like three metres of coastline? With one island that'd at least double.

:O:

40 km :stare:

And the island is in the middle of a lake :O:

It's Croatia that's a sailing paradise.
Like I said, same as the caribean minus the crime and palm trees. Plus better food :03:

[Gerald]

40 km :stare:

And the island is in the middle of a lake :O:

It's Croatia that's a sailing paradise.
Like I said, same as the caribean minus the crime and palm trees. Plus better food :03: 40 km is to go to the airport,:doh: but there are perhaps artificial lakes there with you .... where you can have a boat...to sail :yeah:

[Gerald]

http://imageshack.us/a/img84/6427/dsc00570p.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/84/dsc00570p.jpg/)

[Betonov]

And which one is yours :hmmm:

[Gerald]

And which one is yours :hmmm: For there will be a separate "thread", this photo is from one point this summer I visited, :yep:

[Betonov]

ah, got it :up:

[soopaman2]

Has anyone ever had an experience where you woke up and was unable to move, unable to talk? I even tried to scream, nothing came out, crazy. You are just utterly paralyzed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

Our brain is amazing.

[Jimbuna]

Has anyone ever had an experience where you woke up and was unable to move, unable to talk? I even tried to scream, nothing came out, crazy. You are just utterly paralyzed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

Our brain is amazing.

Yeah, generally on a Friday morning after a night out with the boys.

[Gerald]

^:haha:

[Madox58]

Has anyone ever had an experience where you woke up and was unable to move, unable to talk? I even tried to scream, nothing came out, crazy. You are just utterly paralyzed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

Our brain is amazing.

I suffer from this. And I have for many years.
I'm not one to believe it's aliens or such but I have joked that Aliens are probing around me.

Most times it's the Wife.
:03:

[Gerald]

Blame the wife, when it was aliens :timeout:

[soopaman2]

Blame the wife, when it was aliens :timeout:

Trust me, it is always the wife...

Even when it isn't! :haha:

[Platapus]

http://imageshack.us/a/img84/6427/dsc00570p.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/84/dsc00570p.jpg/)

Unfavourable AoB, range too short, and no depth: Not a good approach. :D

[Jimbuna]

I suffer from this. And I have for many years.
I'm not one to believe it's aliens or such but I have joked that Aliens are probing around me.

Most times it's the Wife.
:03:

Just wait until Nancy reads this Jeff....I've a spare room you can use :D

[Gerald]

Unfavourable AoB, range too short, and no depth: Not a good approach. :D See the possibilities in this situation, shoot more fish in a stream, :arrgh!:

[Penguin]

hey, welcome back Vendor! :salute:

Good that you can find the time to enjoy the fun things in life like sailing besides spending too much time at work.

[Gerald]

hey, welcome back Vendor! :salute:

Good that you can find the time to enjoy the fun things in life like sailing besides spending too much time at work. Hey, thanks good to see :up:

[Gerald]

@Penguin

What is the situation in your state now, was not it a little tougher earlier, :hmmm:

[Penguin]

@Penguin

What is the situation in your state now, was not it a little tougher earlier, :hmmm:

not sure which state you mean. :hmmm:

Germany: terrible condition :dead:
North-Rhine-Westphalia: best state in Germany, but also in bad condition
state of health: :shifty: - need some days to calm my nerves

[Gerald]

Where you are .... read that it was something that had happened before, :hmm2:

[Penguin]

Where you are .... read that it was something that had happened before, :hmm2:

*checks out the news if I missed the revolution* ;)

oh, there was a controlled detonation of a WW2 bomb last night, however it was some 50km from here. It didn't went too well, you can see some pics here: http://www.rp-online.de/niederrhein-sued/viersen/nachrichten/bombe-in-viersen-das-ausmass-der-schaeden-1.2998048
Still not clear if some houses have to be torn down. :-?

[Gerald]

*checks out the news if I missed the revolution* ;)

oh, there was a controlled detonation of a WW2 bomb last night, however it was some 50km from here. It didn't went too well, you can see some pics here: http://www.rp-online.de/niederrhein-sued/viersen/nachrichten/bombe-in-viersen-das-ausmass-der-schaeden-1.2998048
Still not clear if some houses have to be torn down. :-? Ok,thanks could be that :yep:

[frau kaleun]

Hey there Vendor ol' buddy ol' pal, long time no smell! :O:

[Gerald]

Hey there Vendor ol' buddy ol' pal, long time no smell! :O: Hello there frau,I've missed you and your lines :D

[Herr-Berbunch]

Hello there frau,I've missed you and your lines :D

We all have, she's a rare visitor these days, or so it seems. :cry:

[Gerald]

We all have, she's a rare visitor these days, or so it seems. :cry: Well,I hope this will change :yep:

[Gerald]

http://youtu.be/o5qdXWnvynE

[Jimbuna]

http://www.divaglitter.com/graphic/cat/funny-comments/funny_1036.jpg

[Gerald]

Poor duck,I prefer a comment to save her :doh:

[Gerald]

On the road,

http://imageshack.us/a/img32/6427/dsc00579vi.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/32/dsc00579vi.jpg/)

[Betonov]

Off the road

http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/185380_254719254540599_2127083_n.jpg

[Gerald]

Never wash the car?, not the first time I see the dirty....:hmmm:

[Betonov]

Never wash the car?, not the first time I see the dirty....:hmmm:

I just search for clean puddles and drive trough them as fast as I can :D

[Gerald]

I just search for clean puddles and drive trough them as fast as I can :D I bet ya did,:O:

[Jimbuna]

I just search for clean puddles and drive trough them as fast as I can :D

I used to say that but my current vehicle is already black so I hardly notice :)

[Gerald]

Good for you, you do not have to think about washing, :yep:

[Jimbuna]

I just search for clean puddles and drive trough them as fast as I can :D

Never considered an acid bath? :)

[Betonov]

Never considered an acid bath? :)

Don't remind me. Went to my workplace for some acetone I need for my models and car repair and the damn thing, all 5 litres, spilled under the front seat when I parked at the pub.
Consider I had windows up while at the pub and you'll have an idea of the stench I had to endure on my way home

[Jimbuna]

Don't remind me. Went to my workplace for some acetone I need for my models and car repair and the damn thing, all 5 litres, spilled under the front seat when I parked at the pub.
Consider I had windows up while at the pub and you'll have an idea of the stench I had to endure on my way home

look on the positive side...your mats would have been well sorted :)

[Betonov]

look on the positive side...your mats would have been well sorted :)

And rodent free

[Jimbuna]

And rodent free

I made no reference to your socks :O:

[Betonov]

There's no way I can respond to that sober, you win :O:

[Jimbuna]

There's no way I can respond to that sober, you win :O:


:smug:







:03:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Never considered an acid bath? :)

Jim's real name is John George Haigh! :o

[Jimbuna]

Jim's real name is John George Haigh! :o

Doubt I would enjoy drinking blood and definitely couldn't live in Yorkshire :)

[Gerald]

http://imageshack.us/a/img534/2954/johngeorgehaigh.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/534/johngeorgehaigh.jpg/)

[Herr-Berbunch]

When he had hair ^ :haha:

[Gerald]

When he had hair ^ :haha: Hmm...is Jim utterly bald :o

[Jimbuna]

When he had hair ^ :haha:

I resemble that remark!! http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1853/angry8ro5.gif

[Herr-Berbunch]

Hmm...is Jim utterly bald

Well I've only seen photos of his head! :o

[Gerald]

Well I've only seen photos of his head! :o Well...more and his head.. had leaked through the years :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Well I've only seen photos of his head! :o

This is as thin as it gets but only when I'm teaching our American cousins how to drink beer properly...three bottles at a time :03:

Neals ranch makes for a great setting/classroom.

http://imageshack.us/a/img32/5025/1house2.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/32/1house2.jpg/)

[Herr-Berbunch]

Fixed :O: *ducks*

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/4007/fixed1m.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Well its certainly got mookie/Mark mesmerised and he was sober as I recall :hmm2:

[Gerald]

http://imageshack.us/a/img507/5555/nodrinkingsign.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/507/nodrinkingsign.jpg/)

[Gerald]

http://imageshack.us/a/img692/6633/134821028956.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/692/134821028956.jpg/)

[Jimbuna]

http://www.zwani.com/graphics/comment_me/images/6comment-me.jpg

[Gerald]

http://imageshack.us/a/img266/795/theshining32218.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/266/theshining32218.jpg/)

[Fubar2Niner]

http://www.zwani.com/graphics/comment_me/images/6comment-me.jpg

:har::har::har::har:

Looks like one of those things that the 'Gremilns' came from Jim ...

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll293/fubar2niner/gizmo_zpsc8634bc6.jpg

[Jimbuna]

:har::har::har::har:

Looks like one of those things that the 'Gremilns' came from Jim ...



Yeah he does a bit :O:


http://www.moviefancentral.com/images/pictures/review13959/gremlins0zf.jpg?1322541389

[Gerald]

http://imageshack.us/a/img59/6938/vastervikhojdpunkt.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/59/vastervikhojdpunkt.jpg/)
HMS Västervik

A memory from military service!

http://www.marinmuseum.se/

[Jimbuna]

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2010/10/31/c23c1613-b786-4995-968b-84986c49fa2b.jpg

[Gerald]

http://imageshack.us/a/img811/2348/firsttimegifreactionsto.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/811/firsttimegifreactionsto.gif/)

[Jimbuna]

And so returns the font of all wisdom

http://www.johncoulthart.com/feuilleton/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/keepcalmcthulhu2.jpg

[Gerald]

http://imageshack.us/a/img337/9301/85427724151165880fixeqq.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/337/85427724151165880fixeqq.jpg/)

[Jimbuna]

http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i52/5/8/13/frabz-Did-someone-say-something-about-feet-99dc65.jpg

[Gerald]

http://imageshack.us/a/img706/693/windowserrormessages10.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/706/windowserrormessages10.jpg/)

[Jimbuna]

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/26/D7ncI6tA6UiLrE4H_14gUA2.jpg

[Gerald]

Early bird to be up early, time to sleep...:)

[Jimbuna]

Another day hi ho...

[Gerald]

Right,for hardly 12 hours more.

[Gerald]

http://imageshack.us/a/img842/7420/thumbsworkjoke01.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/842/thumbsworkjoke01.jpg/)

[Gerald]

http://imageshack.us/a/img849/9205/textthings.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/849/textthings.jpg/)

[Gerald]

http://youtu.be/uJK9PLOATOQ

[Jimbuna]

http://www.toysrus.co.uk/medias/sys_master/8610502529408192.jpg

[Gerald]

Great pic,:)

[Betonov]

One of my co-workers has a Paypal account, so Neal is going to get my share in the next few days. 25$ will do for now.

[Gerald]

One of my co-workers has a Paypal account, so Neal is going to get my share in the next few days. 25$ will do for now. Great,:)

[Gerald]

http://youtu.be/RmmWJBwxvz0

[Gerald]

http://imageshack.us/a/img84/1048/sundayfunny.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/84/sundayfunny.jpg/)

[Jimbuna]

One of my co-workers has a Paypal account, so Neal is going to get my share in the next few days. 25$ will do for now.

Nice one :cool:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Vendor - I know you've been away a while, but surely you remember there is already a music thread (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=158511). I know you know as you're recently posted in it. :03:

[Gerald]

Vendor - I know you've been away a while, but surely you remember there is already a music thread (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=158511). I know you know as you're recently posted in it. :03: So what you want to say is that other postings, is NOT approved, another one in this link you now describe, :cool:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Maybe. :hmmm: I'd have a word with the creator of this thread and see what he says.

Wait, wut? Hey, no fair.

[Gerald]

Maybe. :hmmm: I'd have a word with the creator of this thread and see what he says.

Wait, wut? Hey, no fair. Send him to me,I have a chat with him about this...to solve things out, :D

[Jimbuna]

Maybe. :hmmm: I'd have a word with the creator of this thread and see what he says.

Wait, wut? Hey, no fair.

We could possibly give it another title....I'll go get the can opener :03:

[Gerald]

splendid....

[Gerald]

http://imageshack.us/a/img138/9745/48099089.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/138/48099089.jpg/)

[Gerald]

Finally came the new fridge and freezer and a tiled stove .... gastronomic delights can be enjoyed,took an hour for two people to assemble,:arrgh!:

[Betonov]

Finally came the new fridge and freezer and a tiled stove .... gastronomic delights can be enjoyed,took an hour for two people to assemble,:arrgh!:

I take that as an invitation to lunch :)

[Gerald]

I take that as an invitation to lunch :) You are welcome if you are in the neighborhood, but do not forget snaps, giving a little spice to the food, :03:

[Betonov]

You are welcome if you are in the neighborhood, but do not forget snaps, giving a little spice to the food, :03:

Damn, I forgot. I'm repainting my car and my technical check-up (MoT for the UK folk) is next week so I won't risk the quick, 3000km drive to Sweden today.
Maybe next time :)

[Gerald]

Yes the journey may be long, if not the car works the way you want it, but you're Welcome when one becomes, and the snaps we have talked about for two years, time flies sometimes beyond,:up:

[Betonov]

The car can handle it. Heck, I might drive to Stockholm just for the fun of it some day. But not before the check-up.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Betonov - don't forget to swing by here and pick me up! :up:

[Gerald]

Naturally, safety is important, fun to drive around and be able to stop when you want.

[Gerald]

Betonov - don't forget to swing by here and pick me up! :up: With a bike in the trunk, and a small detour to you before the trip begins, tell the time so I have time to put on the food and purchase a liquid breakfast, :agree:

[Betonov]

Betonov - don't forget to swing by here and pick me up! :up:

Good idea. I believe there's a ferry line between England and Scandinavia.

I'll just make a quick detour trough Ireland. I want to see how long is a way to Tiperrary

[Jimbuna]

'A long way'....according to the song :03:

[Herr-Berbunch]

It's a long way to go
It's a long way to Tipperary
To the sweetest girl I know!

That last line'll do it for him, even better if she's red. :03:

[Jimbuna]

It's a long way to go
It's a long way to Tipperary
To the sweetest girl I know!

That last line'll do it for him, even better if she's red. :03:

likes tomatoes does he? :)

[Gerald]

^Yes!

[Gerald]

http://imageshack.us/a/img707/2236/supermarket.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/707/supermarket.jpg/)

An hour more than I took a ride, to shop .... but the queues, asked to talk to the manager, for an early solution, :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_wAvZv-X0HLg/SrstRJwQ1vI/AAAAAAAAEt0/Nql3AZSQoLU/weird%20people%20walmart%2019_thumb.jpg?imgmax=800

[Gerald]

http://imageshack.us/a/img26/4251/bannerpollution.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/26/bannerpollution.gif/)

[Gerald]

Work time,so long :shucks:

[Jimbuna]

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

[Betonov]

The main proof of my superior intelligence is the fact that i am still alive, despite being an idiot

~ Betonov

[Jimbuna]

The main proof of my superior intelligence is the fact that i am still alive, despite being an idiot

~ Betonov

Plenty of space for idiots on this thread :)

[Betonov]

A slovene student and boatbulder is talking about idiots with a retired english cop and sailor, meanwhile being invited to stockholm for a cherry schnaps party with another englishman, which the slovene will pick on its way to sweden, meanwhile reading politics beetwen a conservative yenk, a NJ yenk, a very talkative german all the while being totaly ridiculed by an irishman who's right 80% of the time and in the end having a redhead discusion with another german.

All in realtime and thousands of kilometres apart....

So mindbogling that my brain would explode if I were not an idiot :doh:

[Fubar2Niner]

:haha:

And who said madness was a disease.

[Jimbuna]

A slovene student and boatbulder is talking about idiots with a retired english cop and sailor, meanwhile being invited to stockholm for a cherry schnaps party with another englishman, which the slovene will pick on its way to sweden, meanwhile reading politics beetwen a conservative yenk, a NJ yenk, a very talkative german all the while being totaly ridiculed by an irishman who's right 80% of the time and in the end having a redhead discusion with another german.

All in realtime and thousands of kilometres apart....

So mindbogling that my brain would explode if I were not an idiot :doh:

Keep your faith in the UN and you won't go far wrong :)

[Jimbuna]

:haha:

And who said madness was a disease.

If I gave you an example on here I'd have to infract mesel :03:

[Betonov]

Every day with me it's like a Apocalypse now movie. The longer I stay awake, the weirder it gets, the crazier people I meet and the closer I get to the Heart of darkness...

Then I go to the pub and the waitress is wearing a very revealing dress and I reset

[Gerald]

Plenty of space for idiots on this thread :) So speaks a true gentleman, :)

[Herr-Berbunch]

Woo hoo, what wonderful times we live in where Betonov can do all that. :D

[Sailor Steve]

The main proof of my superior intelligence is the fact that i am still alive, despite being an idiot

~ Betonov
Some people are born stupid. I've had to work hard my whole life to get this way...and I'm proud of the job I've done.
-that would be me

[soopaman2]

Us idiots usually rely on sheer luck to stay alive.

Being brilliant is a curse, people expect so much from you.

But if you are a moron (like me), and you actually say something smart by accident, you are hailed more than Einstein, Oppenhiemer, and Tesla all put together.

It ain't about brains, but expectations, that is why is is better to be a dummy.:smug:

I know, trust me. I am an utter stooge.

[Betonov]

Any man that admits he's an idiot is smart.
Those that walk around thinking they're the brains of this planet are the real stooges.

[Jimbuna]

Every day with me it's like a Apocalypse now movie. The longer I stay awake, the weirder it gets, the crazier people I meet and the closer I get to the Heart of darkness...

Then I go to the pub and the waitress is wearing a very revealing dress and I reset

Have you taken your medication today...you are starting to hallucinate again :O:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Sniffing resin again :hmmm:

Betonov, not me. I'm just about to put the oven on for some lunch and clean the bathroom :cry: although I've just spent the last hour on BF3 - daytime gaming is something I very rarely do, please don't tell the wife. :03:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Oops, thought this was the 'what are you doing in real life' thread.

Do you think I'll hit 10k by the New Year? :hmm2:

[Gerald]

Oops, thought this was the 'what are you doing in real life' thread.

Do you think I'll hit 10k by the New Year? :hmm2: Yes, if you follow my advice :woot:

[Betonov]

It's not resin and it's not medication.

It's those days when I have to accept that I am not going to have what I love just because someone looks better than me (again), and when I'm sad I'm philosophical.

Now I'll have to do something I've dredded for a long time. Go out and meet new people :-?
It's hard for an introverted person to have fun

[Betonov]

Do you think I'll hit 10k by the New Year? :hmm2:

Spam away :D

[HunterICX]

It's not resin and it's not medication.

It's those days when I have to accept that I am not going to have what I love just because someone looks better than me (again), and when I'm sad I'm philosophical.

Now I'll have to do something I've dredded for a long time. Go out and meet new people :-?
It's hard for an introverted person to have fun

It seems have a bit too much in comon that it becomes scary :huh:

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

Oops, thought this was the 'what are you doing in real life' thread.

Do you think I'll hit 10k by the New Year? :hmm2:

I'll adjust a few post counts if ya like...got just the person in mind :03:

How many do you want and how much are you offering? :O:

[Gerald]

It's not resin and it's not medication.

It's those days when I have to accept that I am not going to have what I love just because someone looks better than me (again), and when I'm sad I'm philosophical.

Now I'll have to do something I've dredded for a long time. Go out and meet new people :-?
It's hard for an introverted person to have fun Bet,we should go out for a ride, you can do it,i know ya can :yep:

[Betonov]

Bet,we should go out for a ride, you can do it,i know ya can :yep:

Sail to the Adriatic and we'll go after Croatian girls and good food

[Jimbuna]

Sail to the Adriatic and we'll go after Croatian girls and good food

Knowing your past form with the women you'd probably be on a loser :D

[Gerald]

Sail to the Adriatic and we'll go after Croatian girls and good food Interesting thought, :hmm2:

[Betonov]

Knowing your past form with the women you'd probably be on a loser :D

ha ha, kick a man when he's down...

I just need Vendors boat and a Swedish flag. They'll carry me around like a king if they think I'm a rich Swede

[Jimbuna]

ha ha, kick a man when he's down...



I keep getting that picture of you running away from a woman whilst carrying that towel in my head....always brings a smile to me :)

[Gerald]

ha ha, kick a man when he's down...

I just need Vendors boat and a Swedish flag. They'll carry me around like a king if they think I'm a rich Swede You have it perfectly clear to you, I can hear, Englishman sometimes fun features and a small part sarcasm in his views, certainly without being detrimental, safe country related ... I would think :arrgh!:

[Betonov]

For Jims entertainment only

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/304953_277572375588620_4253435_n.jpg

[Herr-Berbunch]

Not again . . . :roll:

[Gerald]

Not again . . . :roll: Are you going to reach your goal by mail, you will probably increase the speed a little, :know:

[Jimbuna]

For Jims entertainment only



Awesome :sunny:

[Gerald]

A sailing trip in the Mediterranean Sea, it is always tempting, but the careful planning and timeliness,:hmmm:

[Betonov]

The car passed the technical check-up

http://www.entrepreneur.com/dbimages/blog/h1/success-kid.jpg



Had to replace some parts that were obviously damaged due to me using a Clio like a Landrover, but apart from that and rust spots the car is like new :D:D

[Betonov]

A sailing trip in the Mediterranean Sea, it is always tempting, but the careful planning and timeliness,:hmmm:

The problem is that you have to sail to Spain and trough Gibraltar and then back.
Better to just fly to Croatia and rent a boat.

[Herr-Berbunch]

That is good news indeed. :woot:

[Gerald]

Good that it worked out, time for a celebration :yeah:

[Herr-Berbunch]

The problem is that you have to sail to Spain and trough Gibraltar and then back.
Better to just fly to Croatia and rent a boat.

Or even better, buy one of Betonov's? Do I get commission? :03:

[Gerald]

Or even better, buy one of Betonov's? Do I get commission? :03: You mean the boats that float .... :D

[Betonov]

Or even better, buy one of Betonov's? Do I get commission? :03:

WHAT ???
You mean this hardly floating tub

http://www.connect.si/media/cache/Photo/2011/02/24/greenline-with-garmin-radar_2_article_detail_image.jpg

I like Vendor and others on this forum. This is a plastic U-boot, just that it never re-surfaces.


But I intend to start making scale models, already got the mould for the mould, aka model :D

http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/562424_458974504115072_642546442_n.jpg

[Gerald]

The problem is that you have to sail to Spain and trough Gibraltar and then back.
Better to just fly to Croatia and rent a boat. I have made such a trip, but took the channels through Europe instead, it took six weeks from Stockholm to France, (250) locks :doh:

[Jimbuna]

WHAT ???
You mean this hardly floating tub

http://www.connect.si/media/cache/Photo/2011/02/24/greenline-with-garmin-radar_2_article_detail_image.jpg

I like Vendor and others on this forum. This is a plastic U-boot, just that it never re-surfaces.


But I intend to start making scale models, already got the mould for the mould, aka model :D

http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/562424_458974504115072_642546442_n.jpg

Not much renown there :)

[Herr-Berbunch]

Then you've not edited your config file right. :03:

[Jimbuna]

Then you've not edited your config file right. :03:

Better still if he 'configure' out where the batteries are going to go :)

[Oberon]

Not much renown there :)

ASW TRAWLER!!!

*has PTSD flashbacks* :wah::wah::wah::wah::wah:

[Gerald]

http://imageshack.us/a/img822/6947/urlwbt.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/822/urlwbt.jpg/)

[Oberon]

I found who captains those abominations:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xMVLS5Z3C3I/TJc2apV1MxI/AAAAAAAAAgg/cltgpbfJLl0/s1600/Cthulhu+Detail.jpg

[Penguin]

The car passed the technical check-up


Congrats, how much was the bribe? :D
No, I know it passed legally, as I have exclusive video material that shows the 10 guys who have been there before you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X85W1g739c

The Pengumobile has his first check-up tomorrow *knock on my head*

[Gerald]

Congrats, how much was the bribe? :D
No, I know it passed legally, as I have exclusive video material that shows the 10 guys who have been there before you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X85W1g739c

The Pengumobile has his first check-up tomorrow *knock on my head* A"Pengumobile"....what kind of car :timeout:

[Betonov]

There is no car. He just runs 10m, jumps on his stomach and slides :D

[Gerald]

There is no car. He just runs 10m, jumps on his stomach and slides :D The Germans have their circus tricks for itself, I know that after my visit to the country, :O:

[Penguin]

Here's a pic of the Pengumobile - it's a '09 Opel Corsa. A reliable car, even survived a trip to Sweden in his year of birth:

http://imageshack.us/a/img829/2474/pengumobile2.jpg

(I have no idea who that ugly mofo, standing next to him, is :smug:)

[Gerald]

Nice picture,:03:and the adventure all the way to Sweden,good job :up:

[Penguin]

Nice picture,:03:and the adventure all the way to Sweden,good job :up:

The bad thing is always the journey back.
Sweden: good roads, few traffic
Denmark: good roads, more crowded
The moment you hit German ground: 3rd world roads, but all the people suddenly use their lead foot to step on the gas and drive recklessly :down:

[Gerald]

The bad thing is always the journey back.
Sweden: good roads, few traffic
Denmark: good roads, more crowded
The moment you hit German ground: 3rd world roads, but all the people suddenly use their lead foot to step on the gas and drive recklessly :down: Right :yep:

[Jimbuna]

(I have no idea who that ugly mofo, standing next to him, is :smug:)

Just give thanks it isn't you :o

:O:

[Jimbuna]

ASW TRAWLER!!!

*has PTSD flashbacks* :wah::wah::wah::wah::wah:


LOL :)

[Penguin]

http://imageshack.us/a/img59/6938/vastervikhojdpunkt.jpg
HMS Västervik


:sunny: I remember her...

http://imageshack.us/a/img594/1940/vstervik.jpg

[Penguin]

Just give thanks it isn't you :o

:O:

Oh yes, I am glad I don't have a buna-hairstyle :D :O:

[Jimbuna]

Oh yes, I am glad I don't have a buna-hairstyle :D :O:

I resemble that remark http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1853/angry8ro5.gif

[Gerald]

Great, then you are thus in Karlskrona and saw her lying there,nice fast boat was she :salute:

[Penguin]

Great, then you are thus in Karlskrona and saw her lying there,nice fast boat was she :salute:

Did you serve on her? Because you once told you were there at the Karlskrona incident in '81 - and she was one of the boats involved.

I think the Västervik had the better weapons, but T38 was even faster, 50 knots. Though we were not allowed to go on the boat. :wah:

http://imageshack.us/a/img840/7309/t38o.jpg

[Gerald]

Yes.right I was on a minelayer early-eighties also, but Västervik become a robotboat later not at the first time,:yep:

[Gerald]

During the submarine incident autumn 1981, when U 137 ran aground in Gåsefjärden, interrogated the Russian submarine chief Gusjin aboard HMS Västervik. Hearing leader was former Commanders Karl Andersson and Emil Svensson. Ship manager was Örlkn Thomas Fago.

1982: Was converted to a missile FAC and the designation was R136

May 21, 2004: Dragged to the Naval Museum

[Gerald]

Motor Torpedo Boat T38 was launched in 1951 at Kockums in Malmö. The boat served in the Navy from 1951 to 1956. The boat was then laid up in Karlskrona in 22 years, in 1978 she became a museum ship in Malmö, to the middle of the 90's come back to Karlskrona to be restored. She now takes the Naval Museum (source: www.T38.se)

http://youtu.be/M2SYyubckPg

[Gerald]

She was one of the Swedish Navy's most powerful weapons during the Cold War and participated in the Soviet submarine U137 ran aground outside Karlskrona. 1997 crew stepped ashore and left her as she was. See missile boat HMS Västervik at the Naval Museum in Karlskrona, a preserved time capsule of the Cold War.

http://youtu.be/S7pEVyZzrzU

[Penguin]

Thanks for the links, Vendor, pretty interesting stuff. :salute:

I remember having seen the last film in full in the Karskrona museum, very well made, it was a bit longer, full time about 15mins iirc. Back in 2010 when we were there, they had an exhibition about the Cold War and of course a part of it was the submarine incident. So they had all the posters shown in the clip there in original, also original news footage, statements of eye witnesses, etc.
And some other cool stuff, like a missile:

http://imageshack.us/a/img27/1781/missilen.jpg

Sorry, earthquake cam :). Is this a (Swedish) anti-ship missile? Can't remember what was written on the describtion.

[Gerald]

Thanks for the links, Vendor, pretty interesting stuff. :salute:

I remember having seen the last film in full in the Karskrona museum, very well made, it was a bit longer, full time about 15mins iirc. Back in 2010 when we were there, they had an exhibition about the Cold War and of course a part of it was the submarine incident. So they had all the posters shown in the clip there in original, also original news footage, statements of eye witnesses, etc.
And some other cool stuff, like a missile:

http://imageshack.us/a/img27/1781/missilen.jpg

Sorry, earthquake cam :). Is this a (Swedish) anti-ship missile? Can't remember what was written on the describtion. Thanks for your appreciation Penguin, we should be able to go a bit with them, the boats, even if they are a few years old :yeah:

Swedish Military - Anti-ship missile system - SAAB RBS15 MK3

http://youtu.be/sAVsxVXL1zU

This one?

[Penguin]

Thanks for your appreciation Penguin, we should be able to go a bit with them, the boats, even if they are a few years old :yeah:

Swedish Military - Anti-ship missile system - SAAB RBS15 MK3

http://youtu.be/sAVsxVXL1zU

This one?

Oh yes, thanks, decypheing the letters on the missile, it indeed looks like RBS15.
I need some of them when we attack those pesky Cologne guys! :arrgh!:

[Gerald]

Oh yes, thanks, decypheing the letters on the missile, it indeed looks like RBS15.
I need some of them when we attack those pesky Cologne guys! :arrgh!: Great,:haha:

[Herr-Berbunch]

RB15 MkII - if you squint and shake your head whilst looking at the picture. :doh:

And is that red hair or a hat?

[Penguin]

And is that red hair or a hat?

I am not too sure, gotta have to pull harder. :D

[Herr-Berbunch]

. . . pull harder. :D

:doh:

[Penguin]

:88)
wait, usually I am the one who gets pulled around...:wah:
Protective armor donations are always welcome.

[Gerald]

Tell that to your girlfriend, :O:

[Gerald]

Oh yes, thanks, decypheing the letters on the missile, it indeed looks like RBS15.
I need some of them when we attack those pesky Cologne guys! :arrgh!: Could be a coastal missile also,http://youtu.be/Y-Q-wBWQ3eE

[Jimbuna]

:88)
wait, usually I am the one who gets pulled around...:wah:
Protective armor donations are always welcome.

What did you take the photograph with...some kind of vibrating thingy? :)

[Penguin]

What did you take the photograph with...some kind of vibrating thingy? :)

In a family-friendly forum, I can neither confirm nor deny what I am doing with my left hand when using my right to take a picture of a redhead with a missile :smug:

[Gerald]

In a family-friendly forum, I can neither confirm nor deny what I am doing with my left hand when using my right to take a picture of a redhead with a missile :smug: Figure it out and don't tell us,:D

[Jimbuna]

In a family-friendly forum, I can neither confirm nor deny what I am doing with my left hand when using my right to take a picture of a redhead with a missile :smug:

:har::har::har:

[Gerald]

http://imageshack.us/a/img829/3874/9814hr346stor.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/829/9814hr346stor.jpg/)

34 feet a very nice sailboat (HR)

[Betonov]

My car is still going.

Despite the owners best effords

[Gerald]

My car is still going.

Despite the owners best effords Very good, hope it will be so, and it works now when the weather gets a little colder, :yep:

[Betonov]

Cold or hot ??

Doesn't matter. As long as it is wet and muddy :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6nxHNrIwJA

[Gerald]

Cold or hot ??

Doesn't matter. As long as it is wet and muddy :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6nxHNrIwJA As a woman, :O:

[Gerald]

http://imageshack.us/a/img28/7915/hstbild3.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/28/hstbild3.jpg/)



Autumn is really here!

[Oberon]

Nonsense, not enough rain. You can still see the far shoreline. :03:

[Gerald]

Nonsense, not enough rain. You can still see the far shoreline. :03: Well .. you're right, give it a few weeks more :)

[Oberon]

Well .. you're right, give it a few weeks more :)

As long as you don't get what we've had the past few days. Poor old York has taken a battering.

http://news.images.itv.com/image/file/96694/article_297f0fa385d60e40_1348567777_9j-4aaqsk.jpeg

Hard to think I walked over that river every day for a week back in April. That being said, when we were up there there was some hefty rain, not a real downpour but enough to drench you through and then streams and rivers up on the Moors! Good lord they were a real torrent, so you can see how quickly it can flood.

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/2228/1005909m.jpg
The noise was quite astonishing, this was taken at Goathland, and it was barely raining then but all the water was coming down off the hills. Quite impressive.

[Gerald]

Ouch, that does not look good,:o so there it was in some places in Sweden this summer, it took a few weeks before it became a little more "normal" :yep:

[Jimbuna]

As long as you don't get what we've had the past few days. Poor old York has taken a battering.

I'm due ther on Tuesday :huh:

[Gerald]

^Well, do not forget the boots!

[Jimbuna]

Better off with boats.

[Gerald]

^Yes, if you want to wash your feet...

[Gerald]

http://imageshack.us/a/img84/2382/tydchomepagepicgif.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/84/tydchomepagepicgif.gif/)

What a lovely view!

[Jimbuna]

Off the Tyne

http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/content/images/2005/07/25/011_ray_carolyn_wilby_400x300.jpg