This is the comment thread!

[Jimbuna]

Man City and Man Utd on here....daughters boyfriend is glued to the screen.

[Gerald]

But this is,EUROPE matches...

[Jimbuna]

Well? :hmmm:

[Gerald]

Villarrea-Manch.C 0-3

[Gerald]

Stoke-Newcastle 1-3, walkover :salute:

[Jimbuna]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x41/ross350z/nufc_8v526mxl.gif

[Gerald]

Best team in the north-west of England, :DL

[Jimbuna]

Best team in the north-west of England, :DL

Wrong coastline...other side of country :DL

[Gerald]

Wrong coastline...other side of country :DL Hmm..depends on which direction you fly to, well you know what I mean anyway :DL

[Jimbuna]

Hmm..depends on which direction you fly to, well you know what I mean anyway :DL

Check a map, any map....Newcastle is in the north east of England :doh:

Don't ever think of taking your pilots licence :DL

[Gerald]

Check a map, any map....Newcastle is in the north east of England :doh:

Don't ever think of taking your pilots licence :DL I meant, North East and not Northwest,typo wrong :know: :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

I just checked, Herr-Ber is also quite far from London :hmmm:

I'll need another supplier. I don't need a guide though, I'm not called Garmin because I look good :DL

You're just not called Garmin! :roll:

I'm about 180 miles from London, it's about 4 hours drive. Or 6-7 hours on a coach (but surprisingly cheap!)

I've been to London, as an adult, about half a dozen times, and never left it sober. Most of my visits have been on a Sunday, where a strict religious regime is practiced - http://www.thechurch.co.uk -although it's moved since I was last in the congregation. :rock:

If you intend to attend The Church, ensure you bring a Slovenian rugby top to fit in. :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

I meant, North East and not Northwest,typo wrong :know: :DL

I should think so...north west is Man Utd area :DL

[Gerald]

I should think so...north west is Man Utd area :DL And there you go not voluntarily, :haha:

[Jimbuna]

And there you go not voluntarily, :haha:

Was there for a while a few month back and visited the IWM (Nortern Region) next to Old trafford whilst there but stopped in a village called Hale and commuted around the area from the hotel.

[Gerald]

Was there for a while a few month back and visited the IWM (Nortern Region) next to Old trafford whilst there but stopped in a village called Hale and commuted around the area from the hotel.Friendly and helpful people....:sunny:

[kranz]

I remember when I was a kid around 10-12 years old, most of us wanted to have a shirt with Alan Shearer on the back. Dunno why he was so popular at that time, and there was another player from Newcastle, forgot his name...he had a typical "English" face, he looked like a rugby rather than football player. Anyways, I was never a fan of English teams. Juve and Italy when I was dumb, and later Bayern and Germany. (mby bcoz German league is the most popular when in comes to TV broadcasts of foreign leagues).
http://s2.ifotos.pl/img/Bayern-LO_hwehxns.png

[Jimbuna]

I remember when I was a kid around 10-12 years old, most of us wanted to have a shirt with Alan Shearer on the back. Dunno why he was so popular at that time, and there was another player from Newcastle, forgot his name...he had a typical "English" face, he looked like a rugby rather than football player. Anyways, I was never a fan of English teams. Juve and Italy when I was dumb, and later Bayern and Germany. (mby bcoz German league is the most popular when in comes to TV broadcasts of foreign leagues).
http://s2.ifotos.pl/img/Bayern-LO_hwehxns.png

Have a bit think over the name of the other Newcastle player.

Gascoigne parhaps?

[kranz]

Gascoigne parhaps?
yeah, that's him:up:

[Betonov]

I'm about 180 miles from London, it's about 4 hours drive. Or 6-7 hours on a coach (but surprisingly cheap!)

That's a lot. I come from a country that's about 100 miles across at widest point :doh:

If I ever drive to Scotland I'll stop by :03:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Not Peter Beardsley then :hmmm:

Jim, you say I'm not 'Northern' enough for you, but technically I'm on the same latitude as Bury, which is north of Manchester, which you've just said is in the North-West. :D

[Jimbuna]

yeah, that's him:up:

A well publicised encounter with Vinny Jones during his playing days :DL


http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00929/gazza_vinnie_380x52_929254a.jpg

[Gerald]

A well publicised encounter with Vinny Jones during his playing days :DL


http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00929/gazza_vinnie_380x52_929254a.jpgWhat decade was this,:hmm2:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Mid '80s iirc, hang on - google says 1987 :D

[Gerald]

Mid '80s iirc, hang on - google says 1987 :D OK! THANKS :DL

[Jimbuna]

Mid '80s iirc, hang on - google says 1987 :D

You must be a magician...I was there but never saw the incident :DL

[Gerald]

Well, maybe it was so that the oil was getting low :O:

[Jimbuna]

Oil? :doh:

[Gerald]

Oil? :doh: Yeah I mean well-oiled ...of course :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

You must be a magician...I was there but never saw the incident :DL

Why a magician? It wasn't much earlier, and wasn't much later? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Yeah I mean well-oiled ...of course :DL

Ah right :03:

[Jimbuna]

Why a magician? It wasn't much earlier, and wasn't much later? :hmmm:

Simply a colloquialism old chap.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Simply a colloquialism old chap.

Fair enough. Chin-chin :()1:

[Gerald]

We expect that you consume a lot now...:haha:

[Jimbuna]

Fair enough. Chin-chin :()1:

Simply ignore the background interruptions :DL:03:

:()1:

[Gerald]

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/7628/beersoftheworld1.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/189/beersoftheworld1.jpg/)

:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l000mnAsBY1qauk3wo1_400.jpg

[Gerald]

A bit difficult to choose, :haha:

[Herr-Berbunch]

A bit difficult to choose, :haha:

Nope :nope: left to right, top to bottom. Not difficult at all.

Out tonight, old man's 65th birthday / retirement day. :woot:

Should be home in time to fly some Hog. :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

Nope :nope: left to right, top to bottom. Not difficult at all.

Out tonight, old man's 65th birthday / retirement day. :woot:

Should be home in time to fly some Hog. :yeah:

If you fall asleep on a northern bound train be sure to get off at Newcastle and the boys and me will buy you and your old man a pint or three :sunny:

[Gerald]

Nope :nope: left to right, top to bottom. Not difficult at all.

Out tonight, old man's 65th birthday / retirement day. :woot:

Should be home in time to fly some Hog. :yeah: Hope you have a good time tonight, ... I meant that, before reaching high up, you can have rubber legs at an early stage in the fridge :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

If you fall asleep on a northern bound train be sure to get off at Newcastle and the boys and me will buy you and your old man a pint or three :sunny:

He's actually getting the train on Saturday to Edinburgh. Back on Monday, only change is at York though, I think.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Hope you have a good time tonight, ... I meant that, before reaching high up, you can have rubber legs at an early stage in the fridge :DL

@FK/Ria/AvonLady/and the one other female I can't quite remember the name of, please don't read -

I'm driving, so diet coke for me. I'd let the wife drive, but firstly she's the wife, and secondly it's dark, thirdly how misogynistic can I be? :hmmm::D

[Jimbuna]

@FK/Ria/AvonLady/and the one other female I can't quite remember the name of, please don't read -

I'm driving, so diet coke for me. I'd let the wife drive, but firstly she's the wife, and secondly it's dark, thirdly how misogynistic can I be? :hmmm::D

Don't have that problem thankfully....the missus doesn't drive.

[Gerald]

@FK/Ria/AvonLady/and the one other female I can't quite remember the name of, please don't read -

I'm driving, so diet coke for me. I'd let the wife drive, but firstly she's the wife, and secondly it's dark, thirdly how misogynistic can I be? :hmmm::D Diet Coke? ... you are kidding :D...yes :88)

[Herr-Berbunch]

Diet coke lost to Black Sheep, wife driving.

Normally diet coke is my preferred soft drink, proper coke just doesn't taste nice.

[Gerald]

Don't have that problem thankfully....the missus doesn't drive. Good luck,safe driving :up:

[Gerald]

Diet coke lost to Black Sheep, wife driving.

Normally diet coke is my preferred soft drink, proper coke just doesn't taste nice. Proper coke,goes down also...but a 7.5% beer are good too :DL

[Betonov]

Speaking of drink, this is the molecule of my favourite :D

http://0.tqn.com/d/chemistry/1/0/j/F/1/acetone.jpg

[Gerald]

Methyl or Ethyl=Booze :D

[Betonov]

Much stronger. Strong enough to peel paint of your wall :DL

[Gerald]

Much stronger. Strong enough to peel paint of your wall :DL It made to be mixed, before drinking, in other words....:O:

[Penguin]

Normally diet coke is my preferred soft drink, proper coke just doesn't taste nice.

:o

Oh, and I thought you were so manly! :O:

http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/7743/lumberjack150.jpg


I am a Coke Zero guy, tastes better and its target audience are males between 20 and 29 - so by drinking lots of it I hope to become younger and hipper. :DL

[Gerald]

:o

Oh, and I thought you were so manly! :O:

http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/7743/lumberjack150.jpg


I am a Coke Zero guy, tastes better and its target audience are males between 20 and 29 - so by drinking lots of it I hope to become younger and hipper. :DL And that you have read somewhere, I guess :hmmm: :DL but I'm young and drinks, both diet and regular.

[Penguin]

@Vendor: here's a source (in German only): http://www.absatzwirtschaft.de/content/_p=1004040,an=030813035,tp=MarkenDehn :yep:
Basically they market Diet for the gals, Zero for the boys.

And it's a shame that Coke doesn't sell the good flavors, like Cherry Zero or Vanilla Zero in Europe. :wah:

[Gerald]

@Vendor: here's a source (in German only): http://www.absatzwirtschaft.de/content/_p=1004040,an=030813035,tp=MarkenDehn :yep:
Basically they market Diet for the gals, Zero for the boys.

And it's a shame that Coke doesn't sell the good flavors, like Cherry Zero or Vanilla Zero in Europe. :wah: In Sweden they sell Cherry and Vanilla....:03:

[Penguin]

In Sweden they sell Cherry and Vanilla....:03:

as the Zero-variant? :o never saw it there.
But as you live in the first world regarding sodas, you have so much good stuff there. I found my favorite stuff there: cheery-licorice; soo much yummy!
Fits perfectly to vodka!

[Gerald]

vodka, when we speak a different language, you need to visit the country to the north a little more often, :DL

[Jimbuna]

LOL :DL

[Gerald]

Much stronger. Strong enough to peel paint of your wall :DL How is your day, today bet?

[Gerald]

LOL :DL :salute:

[Jimbuna]

@Vendor: here's a source (in German only): http://www.absatzwirtschaft.de/content/_p=1004040,an=030813035,tp=MarkenDehn :yep:
Basically they market Diet for the gals, Zero for the boys.

And it's a shame that Coke doesn't sell the good flavors, like Cherry Zero or Vanilla Zero in Europe. :wah:

Are they good sellers in your country?

As far as I'm aware they were a bit of a flop here in the UK :hmmm:

[Penguin]

Well Zero established as the third brand (after Diet) which you can virtually buy anywhere.

It's a bit different with Cherry and Vanilla. They introduced Cherry in the mid-80s, to take if off the market after some years. It came back in early 2000, Vanilla came shortly after it was introduced in the US.

To buy both of them you have to go into the shady part of town, ask the guy i the red/white trenchcoat in a whispering voice if he has some bubbles. After checking if everything is safe, he opens his coat to reveal some Vanilla and Cherry Coke cans.
So no, I wouldn't call them good sellers here. :DL

In contrast to our Western neighbors, the Dutch, the Germans do not appreciate a healthy variety of sodas.

[Jimbuna]

LOL :DL

The two popular brands here are Original and Diet...not sure which one sells most though.

[Herr-Berbunch]

The two popular brands here are Original and Diet...not sure which one sells most though.

I think the original still tops the charts, with diet second. Then Lucozade, Robinson's, Pepsi, Tropicana, Red Bull, Ribena. Data taken from 2009 http://www.adbrands.net/sectors/sector_softdrinks.htm

In 1987 a dentist told me to stop drinking Coke, and also stop having three sugars in my coffee. I bought Diet Coke, and haven't had sugar since. On the rare occasion where somebody has given me full-fat Coke it just feels like my mouth is being eaten away - doesn't taste or feel nice, and my teeth have a coating afterwards - I don't drink it, I'd rather go without. The ONLY exception is if it is needed for a cocktail, and then DC just doesn't have the same effect. The main one I'm thinking of is Toxic Waste, Double Bailey's + Blue Curacao + Coke = green sludge that has to be scooped with fingers. :D

And I hate going to a bar or restaurant and asking for Diet Coke and they give you Pepsi - it is not the same!!! Some places tell you when you order that it's Pepsi but not all. :nope:

[Jimbuna]

My dentist told not to drink Coke because of the sugar content so I said/lied "Fine...I'll drink Diet varieties" and she countered that with "You shouldn't be drinking any carbonated drinks at all" :stare:

My response/lie...."Okay" :DL

[Gerald]

My dentist told not to drink Coke because of the sugar content so I said/lied "Fine...I'll drink Diet varieties" and she countered that with "You shouldn't be drinking any carbonated drinks at all" :stare:

My response/lie...."Okay" :DL A "standard expression" :03:

[Gerald]

In early November, and almost summer temperatures....:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Too late!!

http://www.spunangel.com/uploaded_images/ugly_person-720907.jpg

[Gerald]

My eyes, :stare: :88)

[Jimbuna]

Your welcome to em :DL

[Gerald]

I have sunglasses on me now, so you do not want me involved in the picture :cool:

[Gerald]

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/1216/dsc00011ny.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/94/dsc00011ny.jpg/)

[Betonov]

I swear to god Vendor is a woman, everytime he posts a picture of some woman and never of himself :O:

[Gerald]

I swear to god Vendor is a woman, everytime he posts a picture of some woman and never of himself :O:I have posted a picture of myself, on a fishing trip, :know:

[Betonov]

I have posted a picture of myself, on a fishing trip, :know:

You mean this one

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/1216/dsc00011ny.jpg

[Gerald]

She is my sisters daughter, :03:

[Betonov]

A niece then

[Gerald]

Just so ... and no fish there, but fish girls are a little bit here and there....:DL

[Jimbuna]

You mean this one



I've seen the picture of Vendor after having been captured by a male looking specimen of the human species....I think :DL

[Gerald]

I've seen the picture of Vendor after having been captured by a male looking specimen of the human species....I think :DL Hey...behave yourself now,as a true Geordie :DL

[Jimbuna]

:03:

[frau kaleun]

Hey...behave yourself now,as a true Geordie :DL

You might want to set the bar just a leeeeeeeeetle bit higher. :haha: :O:

[Gerald]

The bar does not go higher up...:D

[Jimbuna]

You might want to set the bar just a leeeeeeeeetle bit higher. :haha: :O:

Can't resist eh? :DL

[frau kaleun]

Can't resist eh? :DL

If it's any consolation, when I read Vendor's posts I mentally insert a "bork bork bork" after every sentence. :O:

[Gerald]

If it's any consolation, when I read Vendor's posts I mentally insert a "bork bork bork" after every sentence. :O: Great Frau....You will come up with in my forthcoming memoirs,which shows your love for the goats, :haha:

[Jimbuna]

If it's any consolation, when I read Vendor's posts I mentally insert a "bork bork bork" after every sentence. :O:

Rgr that :DL

Great Frau....You will come up with in my forthcoming memoirs,which shows your love for the goats, :haha:

Now your in for it :o

[Gerald]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_Yf4zz-yo

[Jimbuna]

@fk

Could have been worse...Chef from South Park :O:

[Gerald]

@fk

Could have been worse...Chef from South Park :O: Good man :DL

[Gerald]

If it's any consolation, when I read Vendor's posts I mentally insert a "bork bork bork" after every sentence. :O:Wonderfully said, what kind person you are :DL

[Jimbuna]

Wonderfully said, what kind person you are :DL

Lost in translation actually :oops:

:rotfl2:

[Gerald]

Lost in translation actually :oops:

:rotfl2: No way,:har:

[Jimbuna]

No way,:har:

Yes... actually :hmmm:

[Gerald]

Yes... actually :hmmm: What a heck...I offer that :stare:

[Gerald]

Yes... actually :hmmm: Explain,plz

[Gerald]

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/7256/dsc00066sen.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/192/dsc00066sen.jpg/)

[Gerald]

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/7051/dsc00322l.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/85/dsc00322l.jpg/)

[Betonov]

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/184104_258603147485543_100000075783694_1154586_144 4337_n.jpg

[Gerald]

A shoe from you, and me :DL

[Gerald]

Will see if there are more than Bork, Bork, Bork today.......:03:

[Jimbuna]

And so another day begins....not unlike the day before :|\\

[Betonov]

And so another day begins....not unlike the day before :|\\

and not unlike the day after... looong after we're gone.

Already had two coffee's, lunch in 20min and then off to work for 2 hours and after that another coffee and then I'll work on the car and then have another coffee and then watch some movies or play some games or fiddle with autocad on Fa'atiu project and then... and... and...

Too much coffee :-?

[Gerald]

and not unlike the day after... looong after we're gone.

Already had two coffee's, lunch in 20min and then off to work for 2 hours and after that another coffee and then I'll work on the car and then have another coffee and then watch some movies or play some games or fiddle with autocad on Fa'atiu project and then... and... and...

Too much coffee :-?Drink green tea instead.

[Jimbuna]

and not unlike the day after... looong after we're gone.

Already had two coffee's, lunch in 20min and then off to work for 2 hours and after that another coffee and then I'll work on the car and then have another coffee and then watch some movies or play some games or fiddle with autocad on Fa'atiu project and then... and... and...

Too much coffee :-?

2 hours?

That's a short working day.

[Betonov]

2 hours?

That's a short working day.

Not much to do. Me and my co-worker have to move one model from the CNC and put it to the sanding room and then put another raw model into the CNC so they can start milling in the evening. Not much work, I'm only a pair of eyes to the fork-lift driver

[Herr-Berbunch]

I've just arrived at this thread today to find a picture of Vendor's naked leg, trousers and an empty wardrobe, followed by a trainered-foot! :o

Would somebody please care to explain? If it's possible without me bork, bork, borking? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Not much to do. Me and my co-worker have to move one model from the CNC and put it to the sanding room and then put another raw model into the CNC so they can start milling in the evening. Not much work, I'm only a pair of eyes to the fork-lift driver

Do you travel far to your place of work?

I've just arrived at this thread today to find a picture of Vendor's naked leg, trousers and an empty wardrobe, followed by a trainered-foot! :o

Would somebody please care to explain? If it's possible without me bork, bork, borking? :hmmm:

Simple...you have just entered the twilight zone.

[Betonov]

Do you travel far to your place of work?

No, 6 km one way. In the summer I cycle there if I feel like it

[Gerald]

Otherwise, are you in your Clio...

[Betonov]

No, I'm in my house behind my computer trolling at SubSim :DL

Clio is outside waiting for the anti-corosive to cure

[Jimbuna]

No, 6 km one way. In the summer I cycle there if I feel like it

Not too far then....I mean purely for 2 hours wages.

No, I'm in my house behind my computer trolling at SubSim :DL



ROFLMAO :rotfl2:

[Betonov]

There are only two licenced forklift drivers in our workshop. One lives 1km away and he's the foreman and the other lives 40km away. Guess which one will be driving today ;)

[Jimbuna]

There are only two licenced forklift drivers in our workshop. One lives 1km away and he's the foreman and the other lives 40km away. Guess which one will be driving today ;)

If I'm wrong can I have a second guess? :DL

[Hottentot]

Object-centric paradigm, human-centric paradigm, human-society-centric paradigm, heritage, state funding requirements, audience service...

Gah! I never really thought I would compare the pros and cons of skipping an exam to those of not being qualified and not getting employed. And here I am!

[Sailor Steve]

No, 6 km one way. In the summer I cycle there if I feel like it
Is that all? My Sunday ride to band practice is 13 km each way.

And I am so glad that winter has finally hit. That ride was killing me. :dead:
:rotfl2:

No, I'm in my house behind my computer trolling at SubSim :DL
A worthy passtime if ever there was one. :sunny:

[Gerald]

No, 6 km one way. In the summer I cycle there if I feel like itGood, then you have good condition, :DL

[Betonov]

Good, then you have good condition, :DL

Good condition for a corpse :dead: I havent cycled to work once this year. At least all those hills are keeping me from dying :-?

3 years ago before I was officially employed in the company I worked for a sub-contractor that provided the man-power and to avoid un-necessary taxes he paid my overtime with transport benefits. I got €400 per month for fare costs to work and I cycled there :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

3 years ago before I was officially employed in the company I worked for a sub-contractor that provided the man-power and to avoid un-necessary taxes he paid my overtime with transport benefits. I got €400 per month for fare costs to work and I cycled there :DL

And then you torched the company until they gave you a contract? :hmmm:

Still waiting for a decent answer to why Vendor's photographs are here? :dead:

[Betonov]

And then you torched the company until they gave you a contract? :hmmm:

The contractor was booted out and I was transfred to the company, less pay, no overtime :dead: But hey, I worked less

[Herr-Berbunch]

You didn't have to stick around, I'm sure there are many other luxurious yacht-builders based near your home! :hmmm:;)

[Betonov]

You didn't have to stick around, I'm sure there are many other luxurious yacht-builders based near your home! :hmmm:;)

If that was sarcasm it failed, there's another one just 200m away :haha:
I'm not kidding, ELAN and Seaway are based in the same village :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

If that was sarcasm it failed, there's another one just 200m away :haha:
I'm not kidding, ELAN and Seaway are based in the same village :DL

Then yes, that failed! :damn:

[Jimbuna]

The contractor was booted out and I was transfred to the company, less pay, no overtime :dead: But hey, I worked less

Sadly that is so often the case these days :-?

[Gerald]

And then you torched the company until they gave you a contract? :hmmm:

Still waiting for a decent answer to why Vendor's photographs are here? :dead: Just a simple picture that is posted, no big deal
:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

Sadly that is so often the case these days :-?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2007/08/03/citizensmith_396x222.jpg

[Herr-Berbunch]

Thought we'd strayed into a gay foot-fetish forum! :dead:

Thank foot it's not. :O:

[Jimbuna]

Thought we'd strayed into a gay foot-fetish forum! :dead:

Thank foot it's not. :O:

As I alluded to earlier....you may have entered into someones twilight zone :DL

[Gerald]

Thought we'd strayed into a gay foot-fetish forum! :dead:

Thank foot it's not. :O: Ya never now...what you're treading in :haha:

[Reece]

Found this and thought you might like it Gerald::yep:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKdOotrQ_Hw

[Gerald]

Found this and thought you might like it Gerald::yep:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKdOotrQ_Hw Yes, the women come and go is well known, thanks for the song Reece :DL

[Jimbuna]

For you Reece....more your era :03:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl0F_Z33l1Y

[Reece]

Where is your puke smiley Jim? I need it!!:dead:

I had to quickly play this to calm me down::yep:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Nq48sHF8M

[Jimbuna]

Where is your puke smiley Jim? I need it!!:dead:

I had to quickly play this to calm me down::yep:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Nq48sHF8M

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/4341/roflpukecc9oe0.gif

[Gerald]

Reece!!!!! Pick it up now...so we can have this tread clean :shucks:

[Jimbuna]

Aim it at yer mate :DL

[Gerald]

You may direct the stream to the left, :salute:

[Jimbuna]

http://imgcash2.imageshack.us/img113/2264/throwupmh0.gif

[Gerald]

"Someone" gets a surprise :haha:

[Jimbuna]

LOL :DL

[Penguin]

too much vomit in this thread...

For something different: Reece uploaded a vid of himself drinking Foster's:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6iNXDxlxXs (don't watch it while you eat!)


http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/wuerg/vomit-smiley-026.gif

[Gerald]

Come on ... move on, nothing to see here, :doh:

[frau kaleun]

Come on ... move on, nothing to see here, :doh:

And it only took you 2600+ posts to figure that out! :O:

[Herr-Berbunch]

And it only took you 2600+ posts to figure that out! :O:

You've mis-spelt 14,817.

Just sayin' :D

[Sailor Steve]

You've mis-spelt 14,817.

Just sayin' :D
And that was post #2646. :O:

[Gerald]

And it only took you 2600+ posts to figure that out! :O: Not likely ... but if it were true, it was not under the influence of cigarettes :know:

[Reece]

too much vomit in this thread...

For something different: Reece uploaded a vid of himself drinking Foster's:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6iNXDxlxXs (don't watch it while you eat!)


Unfortunately Penguin was standing next to me!!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-m0TIuOtR0X4/TVqrsoaB40I/AAAAAAAAAyU/BDuTpvA2SnI/s1600/31090-pukey_likely_puke_person_next_you.jpg
Sorry mate my aim was bad!

[Gerald]

^Reece, this is indecent images of a forum that cares about the quality of its members, :stare: and tonight you will sleep among kangaroos, as punishment :|\\

[TarJak]

He does that every night. Oh sorry that was sheep, not kangaroos.:O:

[Reece]

He does that every night. Oh sorry that was sheep, not kangaroos.:O:
I'm an Aussie not a New Zealander!!:x:O:

[Penguin]

ok, time to get more classy :D:

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/4086/classstruggleboardgameb.jpg


Regarding class struggle: Yay, finally moved into my new office - now the collegues on the floor want an inauguration party...:roll: - and I expected to get welcome gifts from my new neighbours. These middle class people are so strange...

[Jimbuna]

I'm an Aussie not a New Zealander!!:x:O:

Didn't realise there was any difference :hmmm:

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltefqj9jCI1qbzp3ko1_500.gif

[Herr-Berbunch]

I'm an Aussie not a New Zealander!!:x:O:

Reece I'm going to show you two images, one is of an Australian sheep, the other is from New Zealand.

http://img573.imageshack.us/img573/8307/reecessheep1.jpghttp://img573.imageshack.us/img573/8307/reecessheep1.jpg

See sheep is sheep the world over and you being in Oz doesn't preclude you from indulging in what genetisists have described as 'Welshness'.

[Reece]

Reece I'm going to show you too images, one is of an Australian sheep, the other is from New Zealand.
See sheep is sheep the world over.
Don't fret, you can have the New Zealand one!:up:

[Gerald]

Didn't realise there was any difference :hmmm:

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltefqj9jCI1qbzp3ko1_500.gif Reece, test-driving his new Mustang, along with one of his friends,:DL

[Sailor Steve]

Reece I'm going to show you too images
:-?

[Jimbuna]

:-?

I just knew you'd be onto that :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

:-?

Yep, fair one. I like to think I'm relatively good at spelling and grammer* (:O:) but I think my head must've got a bit wooly with all the sheep.



*I've actually seen a grammar school blazer with the badge as 'grammer'. :nope:

[Sailor Steve]

*I've actually seen a grammar school blazer with the badge as 'grammer'. :nope:
:rotfl2:

That's right up there with the 'Scool Crossing' signs.

[Jimbuna]

http://ginormasource.com/humor/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/redneck-school-crossing.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Thanks, Jim. I was hoping someone would have one of those handy. :rock:

[Gerald]

Yep, fair one. I like to think I'm relatively good at spelling and grammer* (:O:) but I think my head must've got a bit wooly with all the sheep.



*I've actually seen a grammar school blazer with the badge as 'grammer'. :nope: You may take a night course in grammar, you have still not much to do in the evenings, :D

[Jimbuna]

Thanks, Jim. I was hoping someone would have one of those handy. :rock:

My pleasure mate :sunny:

[Penguin]

Dirty non-native speakers like me appreciate the work of the Grammar Police. :up:

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/1801/grammarpolicebadge.png

uninteresting fact for all who don't want to know this: The Germans use the English word "handy" for mobile phones...:88)

[Gerald]

But just like a cell phone is a girl "handy" :O:

[Penguin]

But a girl is often more handy than a Handy. :D

[Gerald]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/3405/hfemale83168legavenueha.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/256/hfemale83168legavenueha.jpg/)

[Herr-Berbunch]

So many rude thoughts now running through my mind. :o

Trying hard not to type any of them...

trying...


:-?


Nice pic though :yeah:

[Gerald]

For God's sake spell nothing because then it becomes wrong....:DL Thank you for ya nice word, :know:

[Betonov]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/3405/hfemale83168legavenueha.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/256/hfemale83168legavenueha.jpg/)

I HATE her :down:

1) She's blond
2) She's to skinny
3) Are you kidding me with those tools, if we are going to go foreplay with tools at least it should be real
4) She's too clean !!!!


Now this I like better
http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/4039/PreviewComp/SuperStock_4039-46735.jpg

[Gerald]

A hard working woman, :DL You'll get used to different women, so will everything be fine.

[Jimbuna]

Time for a beer

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/2884/drunkcob.gif

[Gerald]

Time for a beer

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/2884/drunkcob.gif Perhaps it calms you down, :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

I'm nearly always calm....professor.

[Gerald]

I'm nearly always calm....professor. "Nearly" good then, and what have you found the word professor ... in the context,just curious :rolleyes:

[Jimbuna]

Someone that is knowledgeable in their chosen field and confident of what they say has some true meaning or is spoken with confidence.

[Jimbuna]

Good news....young Buna has arrived at his hotel in Funchal for his overnight stay prior to joining his ship tomorrow :sunny:

[Gerald]

Someone that is knowledgeable in their chosen field and confident of what they say has some true meaning or is spoken with confidence. Then have no reason to doubt your opinion, certainly I have not done that either, and no paranoid beliefs nor :sunny:

[Gerald]

Good news....young Buna has arrived at his hotel in Funchal for his overnight stay prior to joining his ship tomorrow :sunny: Funchal, Portugal .... my apartment is located 5 miles away, he can water the plants do you think? Congratulations :DL

[Jimbuna]

He'll probably do that on his way back to his hotel from the local hostelry.

[Gerald]

Is it the first time he's on the island, there are many good restaurants :yep:

[Jimbuna]

The shipping company agent will take him for lunch tomorrow before he joins his ship MV Ryndam.

[Gerald]

The shipping company agent will take him for lunch tomorrow before he joins his ship MV Ryndam. OK! That's good :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Then across the Atlantic, through Panama and into the Pacific.

[Gerald]

How long he will be gone...

[Gerald]

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5163/06ff361829bb791a9c03aac.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/411/06ff361829bb791a9c03aac.jpg/)

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6277/funchal1.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/51/funchal1.jpg/)

http://img848.imageshack.us/img848/2593/funchalpor130.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/848/funchalpor130.jpg/)

[Jimbuna]

TOO LONG!!

[Gerald]

TOO LONG!! Yes of course.

[Jimbuna]

PRECISELY...HE IS MY SON AND HEIR!! :sunny:

[Gerald]

:salute:

[Jimbuna]

:sunny:

[Gerald]

Now call the job soon, :yep:

[Jimbuna]

I wouldn't go their...the boy is doing fine :sunny:

[Gerald]

Yes it is true, but a promise is a promise, :yep:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.seascanner.com/schiffsposition.php?schiff=Ryndam

[Sailor Steve]

So is that MV Ryndam in Vendor's second picture?

[Jimbuna]

I'm guessing you mean the third because there isn't a cruise liner in the second...but either way 'NO'

This link will show you her latest position:

http://www.seascanner.com/schiffspos...?schiff=Ryndam

James text his mam to say he is safely aboard and the ship will soon be setting off for the Bahamas.

This is the Ryndam

http://media.trb.com/media/photo/2010-11/57964823.jpg

http://www.hollandamerica.com/main/Main.action?WT.mc_id=PPC_HQ_Google_UK

[Gerald]

So is that MV Ryndam in Vendor's second picture?The picture was published without taking the boat to shore, but demonstrates just some general pictures from the city, but Jim seem to have some more info here, :yep:

[Gerald]

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/7530/13159253.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/412/13159253.jpg/)

Lido, Funchal, Madeira,Image shows the Lido, where the apartment is located about 5 kilometers from the port of Funchal, as the island is a volcanic island so there is no sand on the island, of which some sea water pools, but this is only 2000 feet black sand located in the port of Funchal, the view gives Atlantic a fair picture, :yep:

[Gerald]

Ahh ... memories, the water is comfortably warm.

[kranz]

i'm so drunk that i can barely write, not to mention the comprehension of what i write so guys, i will give u an advice, don;'t drink, ok?

[Gerald]

Yes but these words seem to flow well, and do not forget to drink plenty of water before you turn off the light, :DL

[Jimbuna]

:salute:

[Gerald]

:sunny:

[Gerald]

i'm so drunk that i can barely write, not to mention the comprehension of what i write so guys, i will give u an advice, don;'t drink, ok? OK!

[Herr-Berbunch]

i'm so drunk that i can barely write, not to mention the comprehension of what i write so guys, i will give u an advice, don;'t drink, ok?

Can still spell comprehension better than most sober people though. :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

SINK EM ALL!! http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/pirate.gif

[Jimbuna]

Can still spell comprehension better than most sober people though. :yeah:

Try spelling SPAM :03:

[Gerald]

You put him in an impossible situation if you ask for this,:haha:

[Jimbuna]

Go to bed Gerald :zzz:

[Gerald]

Go to bed Gerald :zzz: Soon, I have a mission first to complete :yep:

[Jimbuna]

:salute:

[Gerald]

:sunny:

[Reece]

:sunny: and an extra :sunny:

[Gerald]

:arrgh!:

[Reece]

:oops:

[Jimbuna]

Quite morning chaps?

[Gerald]

Quite morning chaps? Yes,:salute:

[Jimbuna]

Thought as much :03:

[Gerald]

Thought as much :03: :DL

[Jimbuna]

The lunchtime curry was very nice....off to the supermarket soon for a fresh supply of golden throat gargler.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Quite, or quiet? :o

It was quite quiet, and it was quite morning, but it isn't any more. It's a noisy afternoon, because it's FRIDAY :woot:

[Gerald]

Quite, or quiet? :o

It was quite quiet, and it was quite morning, but it isn't any more. It's a noisy afternoon, because it's FRIDAY :woot:Well today we have Friday, and it means leisure for some,:DL

[Jimbuna]

Just ordered one dozen glass shelves to replace the wooden ones that came with the cabinets.

Financial donations will be gratefully received :oops:

[Gerald]

They went down yesterday, :03:

[Jimbuna]

Pardon? :hmmm:

[Gerald]

Pardon? :hmmm: Well I mean, if they had broken down, so you felt you had to replace them, :roll:

[Jimbuna]

Well I mean, if they had broken down, so you felt you had to replace them, :roll:

No....the problem with wooden shelves being you can't see what's on the bottom and top tiers...all will be revealed in photographic format in a week or two.

[Gerald]

No....the problem with wooden shelves being you can't see what's on the bottom and top tiers...all will be revealed in photographic format in a week or two. Why so long as up to two weeks before we can see your pictures and your input .... again :timeout:

[STEED]

Now is the time for me to get the veg on the cooker.

[Gerald]

Now is the time for me to get the veg on the cooker. Eat you up over the weekend, :D

[Jimbuna]

Why so long as up to two weeks before we can see your pictures and your input .... again :timeout:

I'm doping a step by step photographic buils....thus far three of the four cabinets are built (made a mistake during measurement-in fact that's a lie. The damn thing will only assemble vertically and not horizantally despite what the advertising suggests) and three of the six glass fronted doors are fitted.

[Jimbuna]

Now is the time for me to get the veg on the cooker.

Don';t forget....not too much turnip for me sweetheart :DL

[Gerald]

I'm doping a step by step photographic buils....thus far three of the four cabinets are built (made a mistake during measurement-in fact that's a lie. The damn thing will only assemble vertically and not horizantally despite what the advertising suggests) and three of the six glass fronted doors are fitted. But then you must be sober for two weeks, how does that work,:hmm2:

[Jimbuna]

But then you must be sober for two weeks, how does that work,:hmm2:

I'm always sober :o

[Gerald]

I'm always sober :o Yes, every day except Thursdays :|\\

[Jimbuna]

Yes, every day except Thursdays :|\\

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1862/p1000071d.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/213/p1000071d.jpg/)

[Gerald]

Yes, your eyes, give clear indications about three years later :up:

[frau kaleun]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1862/p1000071d.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/213/p1000071d.jpg/)

THIS LOOKS SHOPPED


I can tell from some of the colors and because it has three pixies in it.

[Jimbuna]

THIS LOOKS SHOPPED


I can tell from some of the colors and because it has three pixies in it.

Where? :o

LOL :DL

[frau kaleun]

Where? :o


Judging by the look on your face, I'd say at least two of them are up your knickers. :O:

[Jimbuna]

Judging by the look on your face, I'd say at least two of them are up your knickers. :O:

Good job the photo didn't show what Jeff was wearing behind that screen :oops:

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/9651/hahajy.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/23/hahajy.jpg/)

[Gerald]

^:haha:

[Jimbuna]

^:haha:

Careful....it would be simple to put your headshot there.

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6356/av129190fjwl3.gif

[Gerald]

Finding me, and it will not be easy :yep:

[Jimbuna]

*Lost in translation*

'Headshot' as in photograph :DL

[frau kaleun]

Finding me, and it will not be easy :yep:


http://i.imgur.com/0y8V1.jpg

[Jimbuna]

And that is precisely the one I would have used...the fish :DL

[Gerald]

As bait, :up: