Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Raptor1]

Granted, but you saying that becomes so annoying that you are eventually fitted with cement shoes and thrown in the river

I wish I could make cement shoes

[rifleman13]

Granted, you're the only one making those and the Feds arrest you due to your connections in the Mafia.

I wish my house had a built-in missile silo with a ICBM inside plus a control room.

[TarJak]

Granted, however your house is built right over the top of it and they forgot to install the doors so the missle explodes on impact with your floor.

I wish my cement shoes were more comfortable and they didn't squeak when I walk.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, because of the crap your eating on that diet of yours, you lose weight and they now fit better.

I wish I never need to go on such a diet and can continue to enjoy the Indian and Chinese cuisine.

[Raptor1]

Granted, you die prematurely because of an unfortunate accident, you never had to go on a diet before you died...

I wish Schultz had died yesterday, now I have to execute Operation Bloody Vengeance II...

[Kratos]

I wish Schultz had died yesterday, now I have to execute Operation Bloody Vengeance II...

Granted: http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/th_genie9hy.gifBut everytime you kill Shultz he will be reincarnated
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/2841/shultzwm8.jpg

I wish i didnt have to go to Hospital tomorrow.

[rifleman13]

Granted, you instead directly go home and slowly suffer from your disease.

I wish I had a working, indestructible WWII period Jeep delivered to my home.

[mcf1]

Granted, but because maintence (oil, tyres) costs are high you can't afford it.

I wish I didn't broke my ribs.

[Raptor1]

Granted, you broke your spine

I wish now was later

[mcf1]

Granted, but if now was later you would have a now less to live
I wish I had a coffee

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you now have a coffee coloured.......handbag.

I wish the sun would always shine.

[rifleman13]

Granted, there is no more nighttime! Climate change will go into overdrive.

I wish for a big fat juicy slice of pizza right about now.

[Randomizer]

Granted, but it's topped with pepperoni, mushrooms and dog.

I wich I new hough 2 spel.

[Raptor1]

Granted, you learn how to spell just when the new Anti-Writing Regime comes into power and throws you into the Gulag

I wish for random nonsense

[mcf1]

Granted, but your random nonsense has just been crashed.
I wish it would be so hot here

[Tango589]

Granted, it is so hot the universe spontaneously ignites.

I wish Slim Pickins was fat and Fats Dominoe was slim.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, now your not sure which one you resemble.

I wish fog was see-through.

[Raptor1]

Granted, now regular air blocks your view

I wish the dishes would be smitten by divine retribution so I wouldn't have to do them

[TarJak]

Granted, however having been smote, you must eat off your floor.

I wish my brother's laptop was faster so I can finish copying these files to it sooner.

[Randomizer]

Too Late to crush Raptor's dream so quickly changing dream-crushing modes:

Granted, your brother's laptop is now so fast that he never lets you use it again... Ever.

I wish we could see pictures of Raptor1 eating spaghetti off the floor.

[JALU3]

Your wish is granted . . . however, you are forced to clean it up after he eats it.

I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich!

[rifleman13]

Granted, your body is dumped in cheese and grilled on an open fire then sandwiched between two large pieces of bread. Bon appetite!

I wish for a shiny, new torpedo.

[Randomizer]

Granted, but its propellant is unstable which causes your shiny new torpedo to explode. Too bad you kept it at your residence that then burns down, falls over and sinks into the swamp.

I wish hedge cuttings were valuable.

[rifleman13]

Granted, it becomes valuable as gold, but its abundance in nature causes the stock market to crash and a new Great Depression sets in.

I wish I led a successful coup and installed me as dictator for life.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but that was a week before you suffered a terrible heart attack and died, I succeed you as dictator-for-life

I wish I had my own private army of 50 fanatically loyal, highly experienced and equipped mechanized and armored divisions

[mcf1]

Granted, but they are all made of Bernards.

I wish I had a pack of cigarettes that would never get empty

[Task Force]

Granted but remember cigarettes cause cancer and youl die of a early death.;)

I wish we had a better Tv.:D

[Raptor1]

Granted, but since "we" have only 1 TV that means we have to share, and It's my turn!

I wish that Airfield we cratered yesterday had turned into a raging firestorm from hell like I wanted it to...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it took your plane with it.

I wish for an end to cyberspace delinquents.

[rifleman13]

Granted! You, jimbuna, are now commissioned as Secretary of the newly created "Dept. of the Detection and Control of Cyberspace Delinquents" or the DDCCD, and remember they are relentless, unstoppable and infinite. And BTW, due to recent budget cuts, you're the only employee of this department and you have to provide your own staff, location and equipment. Good hunting!

I wish EVIL didn't exist in this world of ours...

[mcf1]

Granted! You, jimbuna, are now commissioned as Secretary of the newly created "Dept. of the Detection and Control of Cyberspace Delinquents" or the DDCCD, and remember they are relentless, unstoppable and infinite. And BTW, due to recent budget cuts, you're the only employee of this department and you have to provide your own staff, location and equipment. Good hunting!

I wish EVIL didn't exist in this world of ours...

Granted, but all the people would become good and life would be boring.

I wish for something.

[Randomizer]

Granted, and just for you, something equals nothing at all. You therefore cease to exist and are quickly forgotten.

I wish empty beer cans returned themselves.

[Raptor1]

Granted, all the empty beer cans now return themselves to you

I wish bombsights were more accurate

[Tango589]

Granted, but now the bombs are unstable in flight and fall 3 miles from where your super-accurate bombsights said they would.

I wish this thread made sense.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but elsewhere in the Internet and in Real Life, nothing makes sense.

I wish for everyone to be at peace with themselves and with each other.

[Raptor1]

Granted, everyone is at peace with everyone else except...YOU! *bang bang*

I wish now was earlier which is later which is actually now

[mcf1]

Granted, but it just bacame whatever

I wish Raptor's wish would make sense

[UnderseaLcpl]

Granted, but it just bacame whatever

I wish Raptor's wish would make sense

Granted, you are now certifiably insane.

I wish Ron Paul would be elected the new U.S. president in 2009

[Randomizer]

WooHoo - New Page!

Granted, but since the election occured in 2008, he is considered to be treasonous for attempting an unelected coup d'etat. His followers are sentanced to long prison terms without trial for trying to force an election in an odd-numbered year.

I wish I could visit the Galapagos Islands.

[mcf1]

Granted, but when you get there a giant turtle bites you.

I wish I coul play tennis

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but you can only play it badly.

I wish someone else could experience a bowel movement on my behalf.

[Kratos]

O.T.
I wish someone else could experience a bowel movement on my behalf.

I always knew you were full of it :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Randomizer]

O.T.
I wish someone else could experience a bowel movement on my behalf.

I always knew you were full of it :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Also O.T.
I cannot believe that Jimbuna has managed to render the dream-crushers crushless. What are you supposed to do with a wish like that?

Well, here goes nothing...

Granted, however due to your insipid multiple-personality disorder, your bowel movement surrogate shares your body but they are not house trained. The real Jimbuna gets to clean up the 'mess'.

After that, I wish I could feel clean again.

[TarJak]

Granted, but Jims surrogate is only going to make another mess on your carpet which you now have to clean up without gloves.

I wish my wishes would stop getting granted.

[Task Force]

Granted but now sence you asked for all your wishes not to be granted this one is not granted. :rotfl:

I wish that this liquid in my ear would go away.:D

[rifleman13]

Granted, it is replaced with worms and other creepy-crawlies!

I wish all of the wishes in this thread would come true.

[Task Force]

Granted but only your wishes that were crushed come true.

I wish I could be able to controal other peoples mindes.:arrgh!: Could have plenty of fun with that.:rotfl:

[Raptor1]

Granted, but we can control your mind all we want as well

I wish they would patch reality already, these bugs are getting annoying

[UnderseaLcpl]

Granted, but we can control your mind all we want as well

I wish they would patch reality already, these bugs are getting annoying


Granted, reality is completely revamped and upgraded, but you can no longer run it.

I wish Subman or Steed or Skybird would post something controversial. I'm bored.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but it's so controversial that the mods decided to close this thread, forever ending the good tradition of crushing others dreams.

I wish UnderseaLcpl had something to do.:up:

[Jimbuna]

Granted, I've given him the job of cleaning my house whilst the wife is away.

I wish I could find the instructions for how to operate the dishwasher.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but they packaged the instructions on how to operate the guillotine by accident instead...

I wish I had a +10 boost to all my attributes

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you now have a rating of +11, still way below the national average of +42.

I wish ebony was ivory.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, you now have a rating of +11, still way below the national average of +42.

I wish ebony was ivory.

Granted, but you are attacked by PETA terrorists.

I wish I wasn't getting laid off:cry: .

[Raptor1]

Granted, you are getting killed off instead

I wish I could summon artillery barrages wherever I want and whenever I want

[nikimcbee]

Granted, you are getting killed off instead

I wish I could summon artillery barrages wherever I want and whenever I want

Granted, too bad you can't call in co-ordinates correctly.

I wish I could be a field hand at Rancho Subsimo for my new job.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but the pay sucks....your only reward being that your allowed to eat everyones leftovers.

I wish someone would blow Gabriels horn.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but the pay sucks....your only reward being that your allowed to eat everyones leftovers.

I wish someone would blow Gabriels horn.

Granted, but that sounds awfully personal!:oops:

I wish I had a blueberry pancake with butter ans syrup!

[Raptor1]

Granted, you can have it for your last meal

I wish talk wasn't cheap

[TarJak]

Granted, that wish will cost you a billion dollars.

I wish nickimcbee would get a better job soon.

[rifleman13]

Granted, now everytime you speak some enforcer comes to collect the "speaking tax."

I wish money is non-existent.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, that wish will cost you a billion dollars.

I wish nickimcbee would get a better job soon.

Granted, but I only get paid 25cents per subsim post.

I wish tarjak's last post would come true.:hmm:

[Jimbuna]

Granted, love is the only exchange medium of any value now, and your absolutely skint.

I wish fish fingers were real.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, love is the only exchange medium of any value now, and your absolutely skint.

I wish fish fingers were real.

Granted, but it also contains the same by-products as chicken fingers.

I wish I could do whatever I wanted.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but that's why you always end up in trouble.

I wish every wish would become a reality.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but only after it has been crushed

I wish I had a Maimtron 9000

[rifleman13]

Granted, but it is programmed to only maim you!

I wish to live forever and look young and healthy.

[Tango589]

Granted, but whilst you may look young and healthy your organs are slowly giving out and as you are going to live forever it is an eternity of pain, suffering and constant gas.

I wish I could get paid a good wage for sitting about drinking tea all day.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but it's dangerous experimental explosive tea, can you guess what happens?

I wish I had fuel for my Dream-Crushing Bulldozer

[Randomizer]

Granted, but somebody put sugar in it and your Dream-Crushing Bulldozer becomes a total constructive loss. You are now forced to crush dreams manually but Manuel is not pleased with this so he kicks you to death.

I wish I had a new pitching-wedge.

[Platapus]

I wish I had a new pitching-wedge.

Granted but then you would be ejected from the baseball game.

I wish I had a set of leggos to play with.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Granted, you can tease and rub oil on a hairy Mexican man's legs.

I wish people would pay me to think.

[Jimbuna]

Granted. but your pay is comensarate with your true worth and you become a pauper.

I wish I could be truthful with lies.

[Kratos]

I wish I could be truthful with lies.

http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/th_genie9hy.gif Granted: Then you realise ''like politicians'' you couldn't LIE straight in bed ;)

I wish i could go to sleep!

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted. You'll get to sleep forever now.

I wish that I had $5 bucks.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Granted. but your pay is comensarate with your true worth and you become a pauper.

I wish I could be truthful with lies.

Jimbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!:damn: :rotfl:

[rifleman13]

I wish that I had $5 bucks.
Granted, but it's counterfeit.

I wish we were a team.

[UnderseaLcpl]

I wish that I had $5 bucks.
Granted, but it's counterfeit.

I wish we were a team.

Granted, we are Team Rocket.


I wish everyone understood that reference.

[TarJak]

Granted, We all do however have clubbed together to secretly change the meaning so you no longer get that reference.

I wish I could get on my plane and fly home now.

[Randomizer]

Granted, however when you get there you discover that nobody at home actually likes you any more and you are shunned and ignored.

I wish I had a 14" coast defence gun on a Buffington-Crozier disappearing carriage in my back yard.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, however when you get there you discover that nobody at home actually likes you any more and you are shunned and ignored.

I wish I had a 14" coast defence gun on a Buffington-Crozier disappearing carriage in my back yard.

Granted, but the batterycommander won't let you fire so you won't reveal your position. (actual story:nope: )

I wish I could get 100 posts tonight.:hmm:

[Task Force]

granted but you have no ammo and if you did it would get stuck in the barrel and exolode:/\\x:

I wish I could fly.:|\\

[Randomizer]

Granted, and your first solo flight takes into into the greatest concentration of AAA and SAM's ever encountered. You don't even have time to utter a last word as you are blasted from the sky.

I wish I could access the memories of all my ancestors.

[rifleman13]

Granted, it also includes their memories when making love. Creepy.

I wish someone could do my work for me without pay and without complaining.

[Task Force]

Granted but instead of complaining the person goes crasy and kills you.:/\\chop

I wish I had a wish that was uncrushable.

:lurk:

[Raptor1]

Granted, we have to burn it instead

I wish for something so insane and crazy that your puny mortal minds will never be able to understand and therefore crush it

[Platapus]

I wish for something so insane and crazy that your puny mortal minds will never be able to understand and therefore crush it

Granted, but be aware that there will always be someone more insane and crazy than you with a wish that your puny mind could never crush.

I wish I could stay home from work and spend the day with my dog.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but as you get home, your dog suddenly talks about various topics that don't conform to what you believe and support, so you have to put it down.

I wish my sound system is bangin'!

[Randomizer]

Granted, your sound-system has banged the cat, which then gave birth to a hideous cyborg-monster stereo that destroys your home and hunts you down like a rodent.

I wish catalog, catatonic, and catastrophe actually had something to do with Cats.

[Raptor1]

Granted, the second cat invasion begins!

http://www.ilovemeow.com/img/lasers-charged-target-aquired.jpg

I wish this Cat invasion would be less destructive than the last one

[Jimbuna]

Granted, the cats have no claws.

I wish it wasn't so damn hot today.

[Capt James]

Granted, but you Freeze to death instead (think i got this rite so far lol)

I wish i had a typhoon Submarine Complete with nukes

[Raptor1]

Granted, but you lack a port to put it in

I wish I knew what the Subsim legend is anyway...:hmm:

Oh, and welcome aboard, Captain James

[Capt James]

Granted, You learn of the subsim legend but it is too much for your mind to take so it explodes!

I wish for a good cheese and tomato pizza

Cheers for the welcome =)

[Platapus]

I wish for a good cheese and tomato pizza



Granted, but then you would get all fat and stuff and be lonely for the rest of your life

I wish that more new people to this board would feel welcome to join in the fun.

Welcome aboard

[Randomizer]

Granted, but then veteran Dream Crushers like you are forced to become ever more creative at crushing dreams as new blood floods the Thread. The self-imposed stress forces you into a life of drink and debauchery which alienates your loved ones and you die miserable and unnoticed.

I wish I had a V8.

Ditto on the Welcome Capt James!

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but it's just the bottle.

I wish that the spider in the cat invasion pic wasn't so damn big.:o

[Tango589]

Granted, but the spider is very small, very, very toxic and is climbing up your trouser leg as I type.

I wish my cats would leave the frogs in the pond alone.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, they now attack the fish instead.

I wish everyone goodnight.

[Randomizer]

Whilst a normal person would say Thanks, and same to you, a self-certified Dream Crusher might say:

Granted, but for some of us it's early afternoon or even morning. Your lack of appreciation for the realities of time cause you to continually get up before you go to bed and you suffer total mental collapse due to chronic fatigue syndrome.

I wish everybody could have an afternoon nap.

[TarJak]

Granted, everyone bar you has a refreshing afternoon nap whilst you make sure all the work gets done.

I wish my daughter would get ready for work faster

[rifleman13]

Granted, you now experience the symptoms of "rapid time-compression" and suddenly your game called "Your Life" crashes and there is no such thing as a reset button.

I wish I could reject all of your realities and subsitute it with my own!

[Randomizer]

Granted, but because your version of reality is for people who can't handle drugs, you sicken and die from assorted gruesome afflictions that doctors are powerless to treat.

I wish I would never again run out of beer.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but because your version of reality is for people who can't handle drugs, you sicken and die from assorted gruesome afflictions that doctors are powerless to treat.

I wish I would never again run out of beer.

Granted, but jimbuna, subman1, and Steed are your permanent house guests as they now know your secret.

I wish I could finish my u-boat story quickly.

[Task Force]

Granted your book is now finished but it misteriously gets lost.:lol: Darn Ghosts

I wish I had a brain.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but it's a supercomputer with Microsoft Vista as its operating system.

I wish I have a perfect day, every day, for all eternity.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but it's a supercomputer with Microsoft Vista as its operating system.

I wish I have a perfect day, every day, for all eternity.

Granted, but just like the Twilight zone episode, you get bored quickly.

I wish I could have another plate of nachos.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Granted, it is theoretically possible that you could have a plate of nachos, but you don't.

I wish apples and oranges were compareable.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, they are now compareable with insects and spiders.

I wish there were 5 quarters in a circle.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Granted, they are now compareable with insects and spiders.

I wish there were 5 quarters in a circle.

Granted, I just inscribed a circle in the dirt and dropped five 25-cent pieces in it, but you can't have them.

I wish Jimbuna couldn't crush my dreams so easily.

[Tango589]

Posted by Tango589 I wish my cats would leave the frogs in the pond alone.

Granted, they now attack the fish instead.

I wish everyone goodnight.
HA HA! Dream-crush failed! We have no fish in the pond!:smug:

@ UnderseaLcpl:

Granted, but even though Jimbuna may struggle slightly to crush dreams, he still succeeds anyway.

I wish the garden flower bed would dig itself over.

[Jimbuna]

Posted by Tango589 I wish my cats would leave the frogs in the pond alone.


HA HA! Dream-crush failed! We have no fish in the pond!:smug:

[/quote]

That's because the cats ate them last week http://imgcash5.imageshack.us/img87/8094/cheshirecatrh7.gif

[Tango589]

Posted by Tango589 I wish my cats would leave the frogs in the pond alone.


HA HA! Dream-crush failed! We have no fish in the pond!:smug:



That's because the cats ate them last week http://imgcash5.imageshack.us/img87/8094/cheshirecatrh7.gif

DAMN YOU JIMBUNA!!!!!!:nope:

:rotfl:

Well played that man.

[Randomizer]

Tango589 wrote:
I wish the garden flower bed would dig itself over.
Granted, but it digs itself a hole so big that your home falls into it and is completely destroyed. You discover this returning from your insurance agent where you had just cancelled your "Home falls into hole" coverage.

I wish I was off to see the wizard.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but the Wizard of Oz died a decades ago. Now you are now trapped in the Land of Oz or more formally Oswald State Correctional Facility.

I wish for an artillery barrage on the ridge a few miles down the road from my home.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but the resulting landslide destroys your house while the enemy storms your positions

I wish to crush the dream of the next poster

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but stray shells overfly the intended target and hit your house.

I wish sanity was common in tadpoles.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but not in humans

I wish this thread would remain the dominant in the forums (Just passed as the largest in the forum with this post)

[Platapus]

I wish this thread would remain the dominant in the forums (Just passed as the largest in the forum with this post)

Granted, but then we would overload the storage capacity of the forum server and probably cause another fire depriving us of our forum addiction.

I wish I could get motivated on my thesis.

[Randomizer]

Granted, but upon completion all of your work is lost forever in the rogue artllery barrage from post #1617.

I wish magic was real.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Granted, but upon completion all of your work is lost forever in the rogue artllery barrage from post #1617.

I wish magic was real.

Granted, it is a real card game that your friends will laugh at you for playing. Enjoy.


I wish my new girlfriend wasn't such an idiot.

[Raptor1]

Granted, she's smart enough to ditch you

I wish flaming monkeys roamed the land

[TarJak]

Granted, however having wished for them they are drawn like moths to a flame to your house where they follow you around buring everything in their path until you are and they are both consumed in their fire ending the entire debacle with one of the non-flaming monkeys putting out the fire by urinating on you.

I wish I could have slept better this morning.

[Biggles]

Granted, but you don't wake up when a monkey is urinating all over you, causing you to wake up all wet and surprisingly good smelling, in contrary how you used to smell when you wake up....

I wish I was slimmer.

[Raptor1]

Granted, you're now so slim you are considered a demonic being by religious fanatics and are burned to the stake

I wish I could think of something even more cruel and painful

[Tango589]

Granted, you're now so slim you are considered a demonic being by religious fanatics and are burned to the stake

I wish I could think of something even more cruel and painful

Granted but you are then found to be in breach of the Geneva convention concerning cruel and unusual punishments so you are imprisoned an a Supermax jail for 35 years.

I wish it wasn't so much effort do do anything in the heat.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but the exoskeleton worksuit that enables you to lift objects 1000 times your own weight acts as a frying pan in the heat.

I wish for those damned cats to stop rummaging though my garbage.

[Raptor1]

Granted, they have been generally opposing the full scale second invasion (Thusly wasting their time in your garbage) but have now joined the Cat Liberation Army

I wish someone would find a way to stop the cat invasion

[Jimbuna]

Granted, I've taken away there fuel tokens.

I wish for more wishes.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Granted, you recieve an additional wish by way of the Make-a-Wish foundation when they find out you are terminally ill.

I wish I could drink beer at work.

[Raptor1]

Granted, no one is really stopping you, but you are fired for doing it

I wish Depth Charges were filled with candies

[rifleman13]

Granted, but the chocolatey center is replaced with nitroglycerine and there are about a thousand of them in one depth charge alone...

I wish for a endless supply of cola...

[Randomizer]

D'oh, too late to crush Ratptor1's dream...

Granted, the endless supply of cola quicky overfills the oceans of the world completely destroying all aquatic life. This dooms humanity whose last act is to execute you by pumping you full of no-name sugar-free cola until you burst.

I wish I knew what a Spider Pig does.

[Raptor1]

Granted, they are used by rifleman to keep his endless supply of cola, and you are 'silenced' by him for knowing too much, shortly he himself is made to 'disappear' by the Cola Conglomerate

I wish the Cola Conglomerate would stop making people 'disappear'

[Tango589]

Granted, they are used by rifleman to keep his endless supply of cola, and you are 'silenced' by him for knowing too much, shortly he himself is made to 'disappear' by the Cola Conglomerate

I wish the Cola Conglomerate would stop making people 'disappear'

Granted. The Cola Conglomerate finally make it public knowledge that COLA IS PEOPLE!

I wish mu tower fan hadn't just packed up.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it's packed down instead.

I wish liquid metals were solid.

[Randomizer]

Granted, But now all of the mercury you have consumed over the years solidifies in your brain causing severe damage and you dump your car into the Cola seas since you are now incapable of driving. The Cola Conglomerate is hunting you to the death with Spider Pigs because you polluted the cola supply.

I wish electricity was free.

[Platapus]

I wish liquid metals were solid.

Granted but with if the metal were mercury it would be pretty frickin cold (-37 degrees) outside

I wish that I could have ice cream on my diet.

[Platapus]

I wish electricity was free.


Granted but then the power companies would start charging for extension cords

I wish my cat were better friends with my dog.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but all the resources making ice cream were diverted to create free energy, which isn't really free at all, because you have to sell your soul to Platapus' Cat & Dog Co. to use it

I wish souls tasted less like sewage and more like Cola

[Randomizer]

Platapus wrote:
I wish my cat were better friends with my dog.

Due to a glitch in the Space Time Continuum, Platapus' dream was at risk of not being crushed. Therefore:

Granted, but they have moved beyond friends and into the lover stage. This gross's out all of your friends and family and you are driven out of your social circle to spend the rest of your life alone, watching your Cat and Dog perform unnatureal acts.

An opportunity still exists at the time of writing to crush Raptor1's latest dream. You know, the one about souls tasing like sewage or something...

[Raptor1]

I wish liquid metals were solid.
Granted but with if the metal were mercury it would be pretty frickin cold (-37 degrees) outside

I wish that I could have ice cream on my diet.
Due to a glitch in the Space Time Continuum, Platapus' dream was at risk of not being crushed. Therefore:

Granted, but only soul-flavoured ice cream served at 38 degrees C.

An opportunity is available at the time of writing to crush Raptor1's latest dream.
I did crush his dream (By ceasing all Ice Cream production), a dream cannot be crushed twice!...well maybe...but not more!

EDIT: I did crush Platapus' 2nd dream, by making his now friendly Cat and Dog be in charge of the soul-gulping 'free' energy corporation

[Randomizer]

Fine... Be like that... Crushing two dreams with one crush might mean insufficient crushing of either one. However so be it the thing has been done. Cancel my crush of Platapus' dog and cat dream. Insert:

I wish souls tasted less like sewage and more like Cola

Granted, all souls but yours now taste like cola. But, yours still tastes like sewage and demons love the flavour of sewage.

I wish the streets were paved with gold.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but now nobody can afford to walk on them.

I wish I owned all the known gold rederves on planet Earth.

[Task Force]

Granted the streets are now made of gold. But they get bent easly because gold is a weak metal...:lol:

I wish there would never be anouther subsim fire.;)

[Raptor1]

Jimbuna - Granted, but since there is no such thing as rederves you'll have to settle for all the Gold reserves

Task Force - Granted, there is a great Subsim meltdown instead

There, 2 crushes, happy?

I wish this is enough

[Jimbuna]

Jimbuna - Granted, but since there is no such thing as rederves you'll have to settle for all the Gold reserves

Task Force - Granted, there is a great Subsim meltdown instead

There, 2 crushes, happy?

I wish this is enough

LOL :rotfl:

[Randomizer]

Jimbuna - Granted, but since there is no such thing as rederves you'll have to settle for all the Gold reserves

Task Force - Granted, there is a great Subsim meltdown instead

There, 2 crushes, happy?

I wish this is enough

Granted, but there will never be enough to satisfy Raptor1. His ability to crush dreams become increasingly diluted as he stretches his talents ever thinner trying to crush multiple dreams. Eventually his skills fade away; he is ignored and dies a pathetic shadow remembered only as a has-been who was once a dream-crushing powerhouse.

I wish the Cat would quit shedding her fur in the linen closet.

[Platapus]

I wish the Cat would quit shedding her fur in the linen closet.

Granted, but then the cat would start shedding in the kitchen... on your food.

I wish tootsie pops had the tootsie on the outside.

[UnderseaLcpl]

I wish the Cat would quit shedding her fur in the linen closet.

Granted, but then the cat would start shedding in the kitchen... on your food.

I wish tootsie pops had the tootsie on the outside.


Granted, they're now all tootsie rolls.

I wish the man wouldn't keep people down.

[Raptor1]

Granted, he leaves that job to Big Brother and goes into retirement

I wish you would never take me alive! or dead! or...at all!

[rifleman13]

Granted, instead you live a sorrowful and pitiful life since you are a wanted man...

I wish someone could explain to me the mysteries of the Moon...

[TarJak]

Granted, but the only one who can is the man in the moon so you'll have to go and see him when you get the opportunity.

I wish for this dream be be cushed more subtly than the last.

[Raptor1]

Granted, it's now cushed more subtly before it is crushed

I wish I could destroy the enemy

(This is my 200th post in this thread :))

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but your enemies enemy destroy you for taking away their opportunity.

I wish you could wear vaccines like clothing.

[Randomizer]

Granted, but now the vaccination needles stick out of your body and you come to resemble a porcupine. Like many porcupines, you end up as road-kill on a lonely stretch of rural highway and your remains are feasted upon by crows.

I wish I had an electron microscope.

[Raptor1]

Granted, you have a microscope the size of an electron, have fun

I wish my toaster worked

[rifleman13]

Granted, the toaster worked but as it runs, some hooligans cut the power to your house, ruining your toast.

I wish for a laser gun that won't fail on me.

[Task Force]

Granted but you aim it at a mirror and it bounces back.

I wish I had a cup of tea.

[Tango589]

Granted, but its cold.

I wish I felt better.

[Raptor1]

Granted, you feel good enough to rob another bank, and the police gets you

I wish Tango will learn his lesson in prison

[Jimbuna]

Granted, he has now reached the level three Monkey Rainbow book.

I wish all cannibals were vegetarian.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Granted, you just ruined the Hannibal movies for millions. Angry millions.

I wish I had a shiny red fire truck.

[Sailor Steve]

Granted, but all the trucks are green these days and you get arrested for impersonating a fireman.

I wish I had a nickel for every time I've wished for something.

[Raptor1]

Granted, you now have 1 milligram of nickel for every wish you had ever made

I wish to conquer and destroy, or destroy and conquer...or just destroy

[rifleman13]

Granted, you conquer the whole world, but unfortunately you destroyed humanity, leaving no one to fear, loathe and rebel against you.

I wish I was a infallible megalomaniac...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but they soon go out of fashion and are overtaken by morons.

I wish my house of cards was worth a fortune.

[Raptor1]

Granted, it's worth a fortune, so much that no one can actually buy and it's stolen by a mob-hired criminal

I wish your house of cards was mine, legally, without paying

[Randomizer]

Granted, but there are only 51 cards so for ever after all people know that you're not playing with a full deck.

I wish that eggs would stop sticking in my non-stick pan.

@Raptor1 - Nice pic...

[TarJak]

Granted, the eggs are now stuck to your floor.

I wish I could delay what ever is going to kill me, long enough to enjoy myself.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but it involves sacrificing every pleasure and vice known to man, also it requires for you to remain in a plastic bubble for the remainder of your life.

I wish life is easy.

[Raptor1]

Granted, life is easy, but death is not

I wish I had unlimited resources

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but you still do not have unlimited money.

I wish that I had God Mode enabled.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but you accidentally smite yourself!

I wish I have the capital to make my own destroyer.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but your capital is landlocked, have fun with your groundship

I wish I could be more aggressive

[UnderseaLcpl]

Granted, your agressiveness gets you into a fight with a 250-lb Marine. Fortunately you manage to groin him in the knee and headbutt his fist and elbow several times before the fight is over.

I wish I had the UC3 Nautilus.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but the Navy mistaken you for a drug-runner so they torpedo you right out of the water! :rotfl:

I wish food production is increased proportionally to population growth...

[Raptor1]

EDIT: Granted, but there is no room for it all and we all have to live in one great field of wheat

Stupid me :damn:

01001001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110011 01101000 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001

[UnderseaLcpl]

EDIT: Granted, but there is no room for it all and we all have to live in one great field of wheat

Stupid me :damn:

01001001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110011 01101000 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001

uh...........2?

I wish someone could really crush Raptor's binary dream.

[Randomizer]

Granted, by plugging Raptor1's linear sequence into a quantum algorithem, it is sadly determined that he will continue to be around for some time to come. On the other hand, it is also proven with geometric logic that not only is he totally bent, his future wishes will also make no sense but may result in the end of the universe at some point.

I wish I knew what a quantum algorithem actually is.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Granted, by plugging Raptor1's linear sequence into a quantum algorithem, it is sadly determined that he will continue to be around for some time to come. On the other hand, it is also proven with geometric logic that not only is he totally bent, his future wishes will also make no sense but may result in the end of the universe at some point.

I wish I knew what a quantum algorithem actually is.

Granted, it is a mispelling of "Quantum Algorithm"

I wish hamsters would dance for my amusement.

[Tango589]

Granted, but as it turns out that dancing hamsters are really not that amusing, you turn them into dinner, which then strikes you down with raging gut-rot.

I wish UnderseaLcpl would not have enough loo paper to cope with his gut-rot.:eek:

[Raptor1]

Granted, you stole it and now he seeks vengeance

I wish people will learn binary (Or at least how to use an online Binary translator)

[Randomizer]

Granted, but since becomes well known, it quickly turns into a media-driven spectator sport. Nauseating reality shows, where contestants compete at binary translations come to dominate network TV and the airwaves are flooded with a new crop of D-list celebrity translators.

I wish I owned the Internet.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but the internet has since also been turned into a media-based society obsessed with Binary translations, it takes you years of your life and your health to transform it to what it once was

I wish our ground troops would capture Antwerp, today

[Platapus]

I wish our ground troops would capture Antwerp, today


Granted but with our luck they would capture Jim Antwerp instead of John Antwerp and both then we would be in trouble.

I wish I could sleep better at night.

[JHuschke]

Granted, you sleep better at night and you arent as good staying awake in the day.



I wish I knew all languages in the world.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but people will dismiss you as a fancy know-it-all!

I wish for a longer range, functioning M-388 Davy Crockett bolted on my jeep.

[Raptor1]

Granted, now the range goes up to 4.5km and you are still irradiated by the fallout when the thing goes off

I wish those phone and website spammers would die in a brutal and horrible way

[TarJak]

Granted, their deaths however are linked to you and the police are on their way to pick you up for murder.

I wish chips didn't go so well with fish.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Granted, you live in America where potato crisps do not got well with fish. Additionally, you are picked up by immigration authorities and deported back to England where fish and chips are a staple. Enjoy.

I wish someone would make a soda called "Crush Depth"

[Raptor1]

Granted, but it tastes horrible and it's too-aggressive marketing campaign targeting subsimmers makes it run out of business

I wish I could warp reality

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it is warped to the same ridicolous level as that of your mind and the two are never able to concur.......you go mad/insane.

I wish this bitch sitting opposite me at work would go on a diet.

[Randomizer]

Granted, she is now on the new blue cheese, bacon fat and garlic diet, but only at work.

I wish Darwinian selection was enforced on the terminally stupid. (Have got someone in particular in mind; nobody around here though)

[Tango589]

Granted, she is now on the new blue cheese, bacon fat and garlic diet, but only at work.

I wish Darwinian selection was enforced on the terminally stupid. (Have got someone in particular in mind; nobody around here though)

Granted, but this see the terminally stupid evolving and becoming the dominant race on earth, leading to it's destruction when they get into government and spill their coffee over the big red nuke button.

I wish it really would rain cats and dogs.

[UnderseaLcpl]

I wish it really would rain cats and dogs.

Granted, you are smashed by free-falling felines and cascading canines as you step out of the car at the grocery store.

I wish crushed dreams were refundable.

[Platapus]

I know that I am flagrantly violating the rules of the game by responding to a past wish but I just can't let this one go. This is too good of a straight line.


I wish it really would rain cats and dogs.

Granted but then you would end up stepping in a big poodle and getting your shoes wet.


There I said it, and I am proud and I would do it again :rock:

May the board forgive my violation. :oops:

[TarJak]

OOOOHHHH goody two wishes to crush at once! :D

Granted, the board has forgiven you, but the previous poster has driven a gold ball though your head with a mallet in retaliation. Meanwhile the board has refunded UnderseaLcpl's wish but because of his judicious use of the mallet and golfball will now prevent him from making any further wishes.

I wish I had the patent to high tensile monofilament thread manufacture.

[nikimcbee]

OOOOHHHH goody two wishes to crush at once! :D

Granted, the board has forgiven you, but the previous poster has driven a gold ball though your head with a mallet in retaliation. Meanwhile the board has refunded UnderseaLcpl's wish but because of his judicious use of the mallet and golfball will now prevent him from making any further wishes.

I wish I had the patent to high tensile monofilament thread manufacture.

Granted, but i have out sourced my dream-crushing to her:

http://www.united-nations-of-beer.com/images/superfat.jpg



I wish I could post this picture again:http://www.united-nations-of-beer.com/images/superfat.jpg

Now I dare you to crush this dream, because she will crush you first!:rotfl:

[rifleman13]

Granted, but I inform her of copyright laws and she sues you for copyright infringement!:rotfl::arrgh!:

I wish I had a lifetime supply of non-perishable chocolate!

[Randomizer]

Granted, but for you this works out to about 25 grams. Better take it easy on the stuff.

I wish that I could get those images of Nikimcbee's sweetheart out of my brain.

[TarJak]

Granted, but this is the image you use to block it:

http://ekonefe.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/ugly-alan.jpg

I wish I owned a TARDIS

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but you forget where you left it.

I wish the bitch sitting opposite me would stop picking her nose.

[Platapus]

I wish the bitch sitting opposite me would stop picking her nose.

Granted, but then she would start picking your nose instead.

I wish mornings came a little later in the day (yawn).

[UnderseaLcpl]

I wish mornings came a little later in the day (yawn).

Granted, Earth's rotation is slowed significantly, leading to scorching days, frigid nights, and unprecedented storm activity.

I wish string theory was fun.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but now nights come out twice as late

EDIT: Damn you, UnderseaLcpl

Granted, it's so fun that you waste the rest of your life on it and have no time to crush dreams at all

I wish jimbuna would get rid of the bitch sitting opposite to him once and for all

[TarJak]

Granted, she has left Jimbuna's place of employ to come and live with you. Bad habits and all...

I wish there were no carp in our rivers.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, the only thing your hook catches from now on is the odd 'cart'.

I wish nervous tension was fun.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but the nervous tension dropped you straight to the hospital...

I wish my sister was mute.

[Raptor1]

Granted, now she can't warn you of the train that's about to ram your house

I wish trains needed roads and cars needed rails

[Jimbuna]

Granted, now all transport is 'railroaded'.

I wish itches didn't tickle.

[Kratos]

I wish itches didn't tickle. Granted: they now sting like hell. Hope your not going to be crying all night coz your B*l**x are itchy :rotfl:

I wish my DREAM could be crushed,not my ego;)

[rifleman13]

Granted, you are now forever haunted by nightmares!

I wish every one followed the law...

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but that means all television shows and video games about crime will cease to exist. Law & Order, Reno! 911, COPS, and hundreds of others go off the air for good since nobody can come up with new ideas for anything criminal. The Grand Theft Auto game series and thousands of other games are ceased in production due to their violent nature and due to the fact that, like the TV shows, no new ideas are coming up for criminal content. This turns the market on its head. The world undergoes rapid changes that result in madness all over. People are now living longer and happier lives, but the economies of every country on Earth suffer (save for some of the sh*t countries who have never heard of the glorious invention of TV or radio). Unfortunately, this causes overpopulation and crowding. Humans start using more and more resources. They starve the world and deprive it of everything natural. Eventually, the human race goes extinct due to all these problems, and apes rise in a few thousand years to dominate the planet and recolonize it. Sadly, a meteor strikes shortly thereafter and reduces Earth to a barren wasteland. A thousand years later, an alien craft arrives on Earth's surface and begins exploring the planet. Nothing is found. It is labeled as a desert world that never was capable of supporting life. The legacy of those who once lived there will not live on, forgotten and lost to this sci-fi like excavation. The sun burns out, and the planet is destroyed. Nothing more exists in this corner of the Milky Way. Eventually, the galaxy collides with the Andromeda Galaxy, and thousands of planets are destroyed. Billions of years later, the Big Rip occurs, and all that once existed is lost. Our universe no longer exists. There is nothing. Reality is a falsehood. A color beyond space is all that will be seen; WOULD be seen. The other dimensions/universes meet fates similar to this. Nothing exists anymore. There's really nothing out there. No more universes or anything. Nothing exists. There's no god or anything. Who knows what is beyond existence (because nothing exists, yet something must remain). We certainly won't know, and even if we could, would we want to know? Could we even understand? These questions... must stay unanswered for the good of mankind and all other creatures in the universe and in the other 11 universes.

I wish that Zero would stop clawing my fingers as I type.

[Randomizer]

Granted, but instead he curls up on your keyboard, depressing the keys in exactly the right sequence to re-format your hard drive. His response your discovering this is to purr happily.

I wish Subsimmers were entitled to free beer delivery, favorite brand in any quantity desired and all for free.

[rifleman13]

@Stealth Hunter
Damn, now that's a dream crushed! :cry: :arrgh!:

Now, for some dream crushing...

Granted, but your relatives will shoulder the expenses since there's such thing as a free beer. But then your relatives ostracize you from the family and you will die a broken, lonely person...

I wish sleep and rest is not required by humans in order to survive...

[Tango589]

I wish sleep and rest is not required by humans in order to survive...

Granted. Everybody survives without sleep or rest but they ae too damn dog-tired to do anything at all, so eventually civilisation grinds to a halt.

I wish that I could hear colours.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but you can't hear anything else and is taken to a sanitarium for making no sense at all

I wish I could murder (Only me) without getting persecuted by the law or anybody else

[Tango589]

Granted, but you can't hear anything else and is taken to a sanitarium for making no sense at all

I wish I could murder (Only me) without getting persecuted by the law or anybody else

Granted, but by murdering only you, it is suicide. While this is not illegal in itself, your estate is sued for the emotional distress caused to fellow subsimmers when you can no longer participate in dream-crushing.

I wish Raptor1 would not throw himself under the wheels of that Robin Reliant.

[TarJak]

Granted, he instead throws himself under the wheels of a Trabant.

I wish I owned one of these:
http://www.popularwealth.com/funny-pictures/funny-pictures-military-05.jpg

[UnderseaLcpl]

Granted, but by murdering only you, it is suicide. While this is not illegal in itself, your estate is sued for the emotional distress caused to fellow subsimmers when you can no longer participate in dream-crushing.

I wish Raptor1 would not throw himself under the wheels of that Robin Reliant.

Granted, he now throws himself under the wheels of a train.

I wish I was running that train so I could get 3 days off for "emotional trauma"
-----------------------------
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@raptor1, it just part of the game you know, right?

[Randomizer]

Granted, he instead throws himself under the wheels of a Trabant.

I wish I owned one of these:
http://www.popularwealth.com/funny-pictures/funny-pictures-military-05.jpg
Granted, but taking it home it gets hit by an RPG and totalled. You're unhurt but you should have gotten that rocket warhead protection coverage your insurance company offered. You bank now calls in your car loan.

I wish people would pick up their dog's droppings.

[Raptor1]

Granted, they pick up the dog droppings which makes the foundation of your house, which promptly collapses

I wish I could torch and burn the remaining houses of all the people who posted in this page except me

[Randomizer]

Granted, but when finished your Dream Crushing bulldozer that you have used to help wreck our houses mysteriously explodes destroying your own home totally. You are covered with the dog droppings from the foundation of my house causing you to contract worms, mange and dog breath.

I wish I hadn't just forgotten what I was going to wish for.

[TarJak]

Granted, you suddenly remember that you were going to wish that I won the AU$50 million lotto next week.

I wish I would win the AU$50 million lotto next week

[rifleman13]

Granted, you win the lottery but the other 20,743,299 Australians win also. The winnings awarded to you will be about AU$2.41 (two dollars, 41 cents)!
Don't spend it all in one place! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: :arrgh!:

I know somewhere in this thread this has already been wished, so...

I wish for world peace...

[Raptor1]

Granted, you have once again turned the world into a boring place, this time permanently as all the bored people leave the planet to colonize Mars and you are left alone with a bunch of hippies and tree-mugger...err...huggers, which are eventually driven insane and start killing each other all over again, including you

I wish for mayhem and chaos

[DemonTraitor]

Granted, you have once again turned the world into a boring place, this time permanently as all the bored people leave the planet to colonize Mars and you are left alone with a bunch of hippies and tree-mugger...err...huggers, which are eventually driven insane and start killing each other all over again, including you

I wish for mayhem and chaos

Granted: you wake up in Zimbabwe...


I wish I could venture into space (in a massive self-sustaining cruiser) on a life-time voyage of exploration...

[Randomizer]

Granted, but your massive life-sustaining cruiser has a top speed of 8 km/hr and so you don't get to explore too much.

I wish it was open season on maritime pirates.

[TarJak]

Granted, You are now top of the hit list.

I wish wishing worked.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Granted, You are now top of the hit list.

I wish wishing worked.

Granted, now we are all subject to the myriad of bizarre occurences wished for in this thread, as well as the destruction of the universe, reality, time and whatever else was mostly posted by Randomizer and Raptor1 about 40 times over.

I wish I had a plasma rifle.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but because plasma rifles aren't invented yet it causes a rift in the space-time continuum which causes the ultimate destruction of the universe, again

I wish for time to be always 10:00 AM

[rifleman13]

Granted, but because plasma rifles aren't invented yet it causes a rift in the space-time continuum which causes the ultimate destruction of the universe, again

I wish for time to be always 10:00 AM
Granted, now the all life on Earth is extinct due to halt of its rotation...

I wish we will not wish for anymore potential doomsday scenarios...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, we now widh for deathsday scenarios.

I wish my headache would go.

[Platapus]

I wish my headache would go.

Granted but the elections are not until November and the change of office does not occur until 20 Jan 09 so it will be a while

I wish I could just think about my paper and it would write itself.

[DemonTraitor]

I wish my headache would go.

Granted but the elections are not until November and the change of office does not occur until 20 Jan 09 so it will be a while

I wish I could just think about my paper and it would write itself.

Granted: But, because males think about sex every 7 seconds, your paper is dismissed under grounds of indecency, you are expelled/fired/chucked out and you live the rest of your life in the gutter.


I wish I had a nappy on so I did not have to keep getting up to go to the toilet!

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but you now suffer from chronic nappy rash.

I wish my keyboard was a 'self typer'.

[Randomizer]

Granted, but it no longer will accept any input from you.

I wish I knew where socks go when they disappear in the laundry.

[Platapus]

I wish I knew where socks go when they disappear in the laundry.


Granted but then your house is overrun with communist gnomes* and the DHS invades your house

I wish my glass of water could not be, at the same time, both half full and half empty.



* http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=24013

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but you're breaking several basic laws of the universe as well as principle. Incidentally since this only applies to you, you're driven to insanity and you end up shooting yourself.

I wish that little Zero would stop clawing my toes to pieces.


@Randomizer: FOOL. Everybody knows they go to Narnia.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it now claws your fingers to pieces.

I wish winning was addictive.

[JHuschke]

Granted, winning is addictive but it doesn't mean you'll win every time. People lose more then they win, heres to the new losing addiction!



I wish I lived in Europe...

[UnderseaLcpl]

I wish I lived in Europe...

Granted, you live In Belarus' Zone of Alienation. Enjoy your cancer and radiation sickness.

I wish I had a popsicle.

[rifleman13]

Granted, you now have a single splinter from a Popsicle stick!

Enjoy!

I wish for a glass of fresh, untainted, potable water...

[UnderseaLcpl]

Granted, you now have a single splinter from a Popsicle stick!

Enjoy!

I wish for a glass of fresh, untainted, potable water...


Ruin my popsicle, will you?:x

Granted, you have a glass of fresh, untained, potable water, but you're not thirsty.
You save it until you are thirsty but it becomes tainted by airborne microbes and you get sick from it.

I wish that my plans would always succeed.

[Task Force]

Granted they always succed but they also always fail at the end.

I wish I had a set of speakers.

[TarJak]

Granted, you have a set of speakers from a Who concert, after Pete Townshend is finished with them.

I wish I had a set of The Who's speakers too.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you can have the set used by Pete Moon.

I wish I owned the magic bus.

[TarJak]

Granted, but the bus left an hour ago and there isn't another until tomorrow.

I wish Jimbuna's dancing lessons would hurry up and finish.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, his DAUGHTERS been dropped off for HER dancing lessons, but when he returns home, TarJak has left TS and gone to bed. :lol:

I wish all the world was in the same time zone.