Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

[rifleman13]

Granted! But then you didn't know it contained dangerous chemicals and preservatives that could end your life really soon!

I wish everything was in equilibrium!

[Raptor1]

Granted, The universe just stopped being fun :stare:

I wish everything was unbalanced again

Stealth, I got the 1000th post, you got the 1000th reply, nothing you can do can change that...MWAHAHAHA

[Jimbuna]

I wish I could be on that canoe with a cam recorder.

Granted: But you aint no John Boorman, And you can't sit down for a week ;)

Wish I had an an Alternative for a J/stick ?

I was thinking more in terms of a dipstick :lol:

[rifleman13]

Granted, The universe just stopped being fun :stare:

I wish everything was unbalanced again

Stealth, I got the 1000th post, you got the 1000th reply, nothing you can do can change that...MWAHAHAHA

Granted. The unbalance in the world is so great, the whole planet explodes!

I wish there was no day... so we could party all night long!

[Randomizer]

Granted, now the world is overrun by nocternal preditors, an owl flies off with your favorite pet, automobile headlights cost $1000.00 each and millions die from a lack of vitamin D.

I wish that I could see the sun again.

[Raptor1]

Granted, the Sun, being obscured for millenia by rifleman's dark cloud of despair, explodes into a Red Giant, you can see the sun now, see it all too well

I wish civilization didn't that way

[Jimbuna]

Granted, civilisation is now blind, so they're unable to.

I wish the future was timeless.

[bookworm_020]

Granted , but you don't live to see it as you run out of time!

I wish I can get my wife to like the idea of me becoming a train driver.

[TarJak]

Granted, she now loves the idea of you becoming a train driver because you compromised and bought a Hornby train set. Toot Toot!

I wish I had a Hornby train set that blew real smoke.

[JHuschke]

Granted, so it blew smoke, but too much and you choked on it..no one ever noticed because they thought you were playing with it!

I wish every single thing on the world was 1 $

[Raptor1]

Granted, I buy you for 1$, have fun being my slave

I wish I had my very own untraceable counterfeiting operation that could produce bills and coins that were indistinguishable from the real ones

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but your country suddenly decimalises it's currency without any prior warning and your counterfeits are totally worthless.

I wish my pilots licence was for more than just light aircraft.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but it expires the second you step out of the Aviation Authority's office!

I wish I could fly a real airplane!

[TarJak]

Granted, you can fly this real airplane:

http://site.rctoyz.com/sky169

I wish I could fly safely without needing an aircraft.

[Raptor1]

Granted, You jump off a cliff and fly safely for, oh, 10 seconds, before you have to...err...land...

I wish the end was not near

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it is now far away.

I wish all itches were 'scratchable'.

[Raptor1]

Granted, But you need to use this to scratch them

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/db/AngleGrinder.jpg

I wish we had cheap, safe, sustainable fusion power

[rifleman13]

Granted, but YOU will not be allowed to use this technology!

I wish I could put up the 2000th post!

[Tango589]

Granted, it's just not in this thread.

I wish I had done more at work today than needlessly lug scaffolding around.

[Raptor1]

Granted, You murdered your boss and started a mad killing spree with a chainsaw, killing 26 people before the police took you down

Highly productive

I wish you weren't such a psychotic murderer...

[Randomizer]

Cursed Raptor1 beat me to the punch... I just had him lugging around concrete blocks instead, thus crushing his dream and saving 28-innocents.

Now for you Raptor1

Granted, you now he is a systematic and totally rational assassin, and he has you in his sights.

I wish I could visit the Imperial War Museum.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but upon entering the Museum, the alarms sound and there was a robbery in progress and you become a hostage!

I wish the end of the world is nigh!

[Raptor1]

Granted, but that was just before I wished it was not (a page or 2 ago)

I wish I had a TLAM to take Randomizer out for indirectly killing me

[Randomizer]

Granted, but upon launching the blast from the boosters wrecks your house and the missile clips a power line knocking out all the electricity in your area. The TLAM then crashes into your favorite pub, destroying it completely.

I wish that I had not deliberately targetted Raptor1.

[Tango589]

Granted, but due to a software error you are now the target.

I wish I had an uncrushable dream.

[Raptor1]

Granted, We can always cut it

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/92/Electric-chainsaw.jpg

I wish I had a He-177

[TarJak]

Granted, that's your HE 177 burning in the distance:
http://www.combatreform2.com/HE177burningairfield.jpg

I wish for more.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but it so numerous you coudn't take it anymore!

I wish all countries with capital punishment do their executions by firing squad...

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but it so numerous you coudn't take it anymore!

I wish all countries with capital punishment do their executions by firing squad...

Granted, but they send you the legal bill.:roll:

I wish 3 year olds weren't so destructive.:dead:

[Raptor1]

Granted, but 4 year olds are now twice as destructive

I wish I had some Luftwaffles

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but they aren't properly cooked and your violently ill.

I wish I'd ate my supper last night.

[Randomizer]

Granted, your supper was improperly cooked Luftwaffles and You become violently ill.

I wish I had a pool table.

[Tango589]

Granted but there were no balls or cues supplied as these could be used as offensive weapons.

I wish I could play the guitar.

[Raptor1]

Damn you Tango, you beat me to it!

Granted, you can play it, but they become illegal and guitars are destroyed globally

I wish there was a newer, better Korean war Flight Simulator than MiG Alley (Is there?)

[Tango589]

Sorry Raptor1!:rotfl:

Granted, but unfortunately it's not a simulator and you really do have to fly in combat over Korea. In a Cessna.

I wish I was at the pub now.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but all they sell is that typical warm, headless London crap.

I wish I knew where rocking horse droppings came from.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but the process of the explanation is so long and so complicated that you eventually forget where they come from all over again.

I wish that people would stop giving out BS 9/11 conspiracies.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but the process of the explanation is so long and so complicated that you eventually forget where they come from all over again.

I wish that people would stop giving out BS 9/11 conspiracies.

Granted, but instead they give out your phone number and call you non stop to ask you about 9-11.

I wish I had a platefull of blueberry luftwaffles in butter and maplesyrup:hmm: .

[Stealth Hunter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Nle3GjrE0s

Granted, however, Kaiser Wilhelm shoots you down.

I wish that I had a free gun.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but the bullets cost an absolute fortune.

I wish there was a cure for every disease known to mankind.

[danurve]

Granted; but since this will put so many in the health care industry out of work, all of the unemployed Ugly Nurses will now live with you.


I wish I could see at night, like a coyote or deer can.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but that means you will now be able to see just how ugly that nurse is wholying in bed with you on an evening.

I wish elephants could travel as fast as cheetahs.

[Tango589]

Granted, but rocket-powered elephants are so rare that a preservation order is placed upon them.

I wish Jimbuna was served a pint of that typical London warm headless crap the next time he is in a pub. (OT thank god for on-the-fly spell check, as I have just got back from the pub.)

[Randomizer]

Granted, but he Likes it, buys the brewery and moves it to his home town where he makes a gazillion dollars.

I wish I could watch them build the Great Pyramid.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but the catch is you have to join with the Pharoah's workers!

I wish everyday is a perfect day!

[TarJak]

Granted, every day is now perfect for someone other than you.

I wish I owned a brewery that made that warm headless crap that Londoners drink and made a gazillion pounds.

[Tango589]

Granted, but the brewery is then bought out by Greene King (aka green slime) and the beer is destroyed further.

I wish I owned a submarine.

[TarJak]

Granted, you own the one in your avatar.

I wish I used the money from my brewery to buy a brewery that brewed proper old English ale with great flavour, good head and not too much gas.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but your mate Jimbuns pays you a lengthy convivial visit and your profitd and resultant share prices plumet, and Jimbuna buys the controlling share for a pittance.

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/drunkcob.gif

I wish my wish was reality.

[Randomizer]

Arrgghh, Jimbuna beat me to it... Oh well.

Granted, you are now legally real.

I wish that I knew then what I know now.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but you now disturbed the time-space continuum because you used the knowledge you acquired for self-interest!

I wish I had a hard drive with unlimited capacity!

NB: my 400th post:rock:

[Seth8530]

Granted, but the drive is actually a series of film cans, and the over spawning of film to meet your wish crushes you and your entire family with microfilm, before going on to consume the entire universe. And hence, the big bang starts again, along with Ragnarok.

[Raptor1]

Granted

I wish Seth knew how to play this game

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but his understanding of the rules differ from everyone elses and he never makes a wish.

I wish bath salts tasted better.

[Randomizer]

Granted, they now have a unique banana-garlic flavour. But they still smell like bath salts.

I wish I had a new digital camera.

[Raptor1]

Granted, It's a little too "digital" though

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/1134/cam013dsjpg0740575df042oa6.jpg

I wish I owned the Luftwaffles factory

[TarJak]

Granted, but the RAF bombs it in error and your investment is lost.

I wish Jimbuna would share the beer with me.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but the RAF bombs it in error and your investment is lost.

I wish Jimbuna would share the beer with me.

Granted. BTW the yellow, foamy stuff in Jim's cup isn't beer.

I wish I had a beef tamale right now with salsa.:yep:

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but it has SALMINILA!!

I wish that my 2k would get here already!

[rifleman13]

Granted, but it's all counterfeit!

I wish we all live in a Star Trek alternate reality!

[Raptor1]

Granted, we live in the Enterprise Season 4 Temporal Cold War alternate timeline where the Nazis invade the US

I wish I had a monocle and a fake mustache

[TarJak]

Granted, we all now live in a Star Trek alternate reality where RL is a TriD show about you ala Truman Show. And no you cannot escape by beaming up to join the rest of us. Give me all she has Scottie!:arrgh!:

I wish I was back in the old reality sans Star Trek. These trekkies are weirding me out now!

[UnderseaLcpl]

Granted, but then you would look like the monopoly guy, who is a symbol of corporatist oppression. I wish I had better response.

[Randomizer]

Granted, but your better response so angers the other members of the Forum that they abandon this thread and no dreams are ever crushed again!!!

I wish there was free pizza and beer for all.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but I'm ahead of you in the queue and there is only pizza left for you.

I wish the wife would cut the lawn for me.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but YOU have to bury the evidence in the lawn before that

I wish I managed to sleep last night

[Tango589]

Granted, but you won't sleep ever again.

I wish I had more space to put my books.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it's out in the back garden.

I wish this rain would stop.

[geetrue]

I wish this rain would stop.

Granted, but the ground dry's up so much it causes an earthquake and you wish you hadn't of wished for the rain to stop.

I wish I had a Boeing Super 777 for personal reasons.

[Randomizer]

Granted, but buying fuel sends you into bankruptcy and you have to sell it for a fraction of its value.

I wish we were having lobster for supper.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but it was caught near a toxic waste dump! Bon appetite!

I wish a ruler of a tropical paradise!

[Randomizer]

should not reply but cannot resist...

Granted, you are now an official tape-measure in Tahiti.

I wish Crushing Each Other's Dreams wasn't so much fun.

[Raptor1]

Granted, we substitute it for a "Crush Each Other's Heads with a Maul" game...

...you have been crushed...

I wish I had a maul

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it gives you a mauling from which you never recover.

I wish SH5 was released.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but work has never been started on it, so you get a blank box with nothing inside

I wish I wasn't mauled by my own maul

[rifleman13]

Granted, but you got mauled by someone else's maul!

I wish we do not crush each other's dreams...

[StdDev]

Granted, but you got mauled by someone else's maul!

I wish we do not crush each other's dreams...

Granted.. the job of crushing your dreams goes back to its proper owner.. your wife/girlfriend.

I wish I were not afraid to wish for something and see it crushed!

[Jimbuna]

Granted, your now confident but still you witness your dreams being crushed.

I wish cheese was chicken like in it's taste.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but now chicken is cheese-like in it's taste, making the universe explode because of the paradox

I wish 3ds Max wasn't so annoying when using Blueprints

[danurve]

Granted; but the new software will be caught in never ending manual daily updates, like cheap A/V.

I wish I invented huge pretzels, covered in mustard.

[Randomizer]

A quick rewrite because of a slow response...

Granted, but huge pretzels are linked to global warming and your pretzel and mustard factory is burned to the ground by an angry eco-mob. You are then run out of town strapped to the roof of a Smart Car.

I wish that I had a better understanding of technobabble.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but as your understanding grew, so as your intelligence grew! You became a genius at understanding any kind of technobabble that you were hauled off to a top secret government facility, never to be seen again!

I wish I had a supercomputer to play SH3/SH4 with!

[TarJak]

Granted, but you find that SH3/4 does not run on a Cray supercomputer built in 1987.

I wish I had bigger fish to fry.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but it's a whale, and the wild life services department arrests you for mistreating the endangered animal... and killing it...

I wish that I had more pomade.

[Randomizer]

Granted, but it causes you to lose all of your body hair and turns your skin bright shade of blue.

I wish I remembered what I wanted to wish for.

[Raptor1]

Granted, you wished for all life in the universe to end in a slow and painful death

I wish I didn't have a stupid test today...or EVER, for that matter

[Jimbuna]

Granted, no more tests for you, now or ever.....so no qualifications and no job.

I wish the bitch currently working with me would retire.

[Raptor1]

Granted, you made her "retire", now the police is after you

I wish I could BURN BURN BURN...stuff

[rifleman13]

Granted, you did burn stuff... that stuff being 2/3's of the downtown area and the police and the feds are arresting for you for arson!

I wish I have a brand spankin' new, indestructable I-400 class submarine!

[TarJak]

Granted, you can pick it up from the bottom of the Japan Trench anytime you want.

I wish I was able to understand the meaning of life.

[Randomizer]

Granted, Douglas Adams had it right all along and the meaning of life really is fourty-two. Now, because everybody knows this, life itself becomes meaningless.

I wish the meaning of life had remained unknowable.

[Raptor1]

Granted, you die and take the knowledge to the grave

I wish I could kill people with a tube of toothpaste

[Tango589]

Granted, but then you are hunted and killed by a toothbrush wielding assassin.

I wish I knew a toothbrush wielding assassin.

[Kratos]

I wish I knew a toothbrush wielding assassin.
http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/th_genie9hy.gif Granted: your assassin is now known as your dentist.

I wish i didnt have to shave?

[Raptor1]

Granted, you grow a huge beard which catches fire and burns your to the ground

I wish my USB was faster

[UnderseaLcpl]

I wish my USB was faster

Granted, nut your faster USB simply leads to faster loading of viruses into your peripherals and/or computer and you start a worldwide computer crash (except for most macs).

I wish we all had macs.....

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but yours is a Big Mac and somebody eats it when your back is turned.

I wish I could scratch this itch.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but I misheard you and thought you said "Smash this bitch". Henceforth, the wish is granted, your co-worker dies, and the police charge you with MURDER.

I wish that I could kill all these damn ants that are invading my house.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but it involves a flamethrower and your house burns down to the ground!
That should get rid of them!

I wish we could get of cockroaches!

[Raptor1]

Granted, we get a whole bunch of cockroaches, which overrun the planet and kill us all

I wish I had a Mosin-Nagant

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but you don't have any ammo for it.

I wish the man in the moon was real.

[HunterICX]

Granted, he's real
but now you will have many sleepless nights, wondering if there is any man in Jupiter.

I wish it wherent so hot here right now.

HunterICX

[Raptor1]

Granted, World temperatures rise, so now the temperature where you are isn't so high, compared to the rest of the world

I wish Hunter didn't just doom the world to a firey end

[rifleman13]

Granted, his diabolical scheme was foiled, but then he had another evil plan...
the NEW ICE AGE!

I wish I could give back something to the SUBSIM community!

[Raptor1]

Granted, you could us give back that dinghy we lent you last month, you're not even using it...

I wish I knew how to pronounce Flugzeugträger

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but nobody understands what your saying anyway.

I wish I wasn't a polyglot.

[Kratos]

I wish I wasn't a polyglot.

http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/th_genie9hy.gif Granted: but you can only not be a polygot,six days of the week.On the other day (thursday) you are a multipolygot with all the alcahol you consume.

I wish i could understand polygots?

[TarJak]

Granted, but as polygots don't exist it turns out to be a useless skill.

I wish I had a nice farmhouse in Cornwall to retire to.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but you soon realise that danlisa is your neighbour, then all your peace and tranquility is ruined.

I wish I had a 42" lcd monitor.

[Raptor1]

Granted, you have a monitor, but it cost you so much you can't pay your electricity bills and your power gets cut off

I wish money grew on my tree (And ONLY my tree)

[Rilder]

Granted, Heavy winds during a storm knock it down and blow all the money away.

I wish I had a Crossbow.

[TarJak]

Granted, but you don't understand how to use it and end up shooting yourself in the foot with the bolt.

I wish I had a Cornish pastie.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but covered in mold and is was sitting on a plate beside your keyboard: for 5 years! Bon appetite!

I wish we live in a energy-efficient world!

[Raptor1]

Granted, our nuclear weapons are proved to be extremely energy-efficient, and we annihilate ourselves

I wish I just made sense

[Biggles]

Granted, but this picture makes none:
http://adorkablegrrl.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/sense.jpg

I wish I had better imagination...

[rifleman13]

Granted, but then your imagination ran wild inside your head and squished your brains to mush, causing your entire cranium to explode!

I wish that scenario wasn't so horrifyingly disgusting!

[Raptor1]

Granted, it isn't nearly as disgusting as what will happen to...YOU

I wish rifleman will clean up all the blood after the aforementioned scenario

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but he slips in it and accidentally breaks his neck.

I wish that I had a refill on my Pepsi ONE.

[TarJak]

Granted, it is now refilled with uric acid.

I wish Pepsi tasted less like uric acid and more like delicious cola.

[Raptor1]

Granted, now real cola tastes like petrol (Without all the explosive properties), and so is your Pepsi

I wish life equaled to Pizza

[rifleman13]

Granted, but now everyone on the planet, including you, is morbidly obese!

I wish I could remain the way I am!

[Raptor1]

I wish I could remain the way I am!

Granted, you are just the way you are...covered in blood and with a broken neck

I wish rifleman would stop killing people (Inc. himself)

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but now he starts loving people.

I wish my beer wasn't so warm.

[Randomizer]

Granted, your beer is now boiling hot.

I wish that I had not missed three-days of dream crushing.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but now you wasted three days of your life!

I wish for something that is intrinsically complex and complicated! (not a woman, pls!)

[JHuschke]

Granted, your wish for something intrinsically complex and complicated, it was a woman!


I wish I could afford Call of Duty 4.

[TarJak]

Granted, you can afford to buy the disk, however since you don't have a PC that can run it you now have a nice coaster.

I wish dream crushing wasn't soul destroying as well.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but it still is life-crushing.

I wish that I was invulnerable to bullets.

[TarJak]

Granted, you are however you are not invulnerable to RPG's or 16" shells.

I wish fried fish tasted better without salt.

[Randomizer]

Granted, but you now eat so much fried fish that you suffer from iodine deficiency and mercury poisoning.

I wish my monitor screen was wider.

[jeremy8529]

Granted, but now it weighs to much for you to move on your own.

I wish that the Brain Scorcher from STALKER, would stop sending zombies through my bedroom window while im trying to sleep.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but your visions ability isn't and you go blind.

I wish nightmares were funny.

[Tango589]

Granted, but you die in your sleep from laughing at one particularly horrific dream.

I wish my garden would tidy itself up.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but it can't stop tidying other things up as well, and now it's coming...for YOU!

I wish 1 would equal to 0

[Randomizer]

Granted, but this mathematical paradox creates a quantum singularity causing the entire known universe to collapse into a black hole while making my Cat throw up.

I wish the Cat hadn't just been sick on the carpet.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it's sick on the armchair instead.

I wish I could invent something nobody else has invented.

[MothBalls]

Granted, it's sick on the armchair instead.

I wish I could invent something nobody else has invented.

Granted. You invent Diagra, a new erection prevention drug.

I wish I could get apples to grow on my orange tree.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but your orange tree has been irradiated by the nearby nuclear plant (Therefore it is orange), and thinking about it, so was you...

I wish I knew how many times the universe was destroyed in this thread

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, 16 times... but the answer is a LIE.

I wish that I could force the zombie of Jim Jones to kill the company manager that halls away my trash (when I bought my house in 1996, trash takeout cost $7 bucks; now it costs $65 BUCKS and what's even better is that we pay for the gasoline the trucks use...).

[Randomizer]

Granted but the Zombie Jim Jones will not leave your house and no company will collect your garbage - ever.

I wish the hedges would trim themselves.

[MothBalls]

Granted - A Drunk driver ran over all your hedges and killed all of them.

I wish I could take a ride on the space shuttle.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but only after it's decommissioned and turned into a land-based museum

I wish I was a professional hitman

[Randomizer]

Granted, but although professional you are really not very good. After botching your first contract you are run down and killed by a soccer-mom driving her mini-van on the way to the local bingo hall.

I wish I was immune to cold.

[JHuschke]

Granted, you are immune to cold! So you are burning up everywhere you go, the air conditioner won't even work for you!

I wish..when I turn 21 I could stay 21 forever.

[Raptor1]

Granted, you turn 21 and then step on a land-mine and die, you never, ever, turn 22...

I wish I had a vat of T-stoff

[rifleman13]

Granted, but the container is not well insulated and a spark of static ignites it, making your home into a large crater.

I wish my computer was powered by a device running on perpetual motion!

[Raptor1]

Granted, but you know these perpetual motion devices don't work, right?

I wish it wasn't so boring

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it's now exciting, but the boredom sent you to sleep and you don't realise.

I wish the Sunday roast was cooked.

[Tango589]

Granted, but it was cooked by someone completely inept and is now burnt to damnation on the outside but running blood in the middle. You eat it regardless and die from botulism.

I wish I hadn't just killed Jimbuna.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but because you failed the contract, you get chased by thugs sent by *name censored* (You know, that shady guy in the dark alley) and I am sent to finish the job

I wish Tango wasn't such a failure at being a hitman (Even worse than me!)

[Jimbuna]

Granted, he's still better than you....and seeing as how your next on his list, you'd better start hiding.

I wish cold was warm.

[JHuschke]

Granted, the cold is now warm. You get so warm that you want to be cold again, so you die of a heat stroke!



I wish..everything was cheap and America had socialism.

[Randomizer]

Granted, everything is now cheap. But you now have no money at all and the new socialist organs of State Security send you off to a work camp for twenty-years as a politically undesirable parasite.

I wish my house had an ocean view.

[Raptor1]

Granted, your house is now an ocean view, the impossibility of which destroys the universe...yet again

I wish I knew what to wish for...

[rifleman13]

Granted, it was for you to be sentenced to 30 years of hard labor in Antarctica!

I wish I hadn't sentenced Raptor1 to 30 years of hard labor...

[Randomizer]

Granted, he is now free to roam through your garden and to destroy the universe... yet again.

I wish destroying the universe was not so popular around here.

[STEED]

Granted its not so popular around here anymore but is very popular world wide.

I want a license to throw the whole stinking world in to a lake and toss the lake in to space and kick it in to a black hole which destroys every stinking thing out there, which will see the end of time and space and all the rest of it. Resulting in no chance what so ever to crush my dream you booger blaster. :D

[Raptor1]

Granted, but you forgot to put the plug on the lake, so the world just leaked out...

I wish destroying the universe was as fun as it sounds

[danurve]

Granted; But eventually one day you'll forget to pay your electric bill resulting in your halodeck universe program shutting down. Then you'll be found sitting in an empty room drooling over a bowl of jello, nakked in a lawn chair.

I wish lawyers were not allowed to enter politics unless they stop practicing for at least 5-years.

[jeremy8529]

Granted, but that would just makes things run to efficiently.

I wish that i had a 9800 GX2 from Nvidia.

[Randomizer]

Granted, but you no longer have a computer to put it in.

I wish my favorite pro-sports team weren't such underachieving bums.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but their Pro-Sportist coup d'tat is crushed as the Loyalist troops destroy the now active rebellion

I wish this made sense

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but only you can decipher it.

I wish I hadn't opened up another can of worms.

[jeremy8529]

Granted, but subman1 might disappear into thin air.

I wish I could ditch weights and inflate my BC from 80ft underwater, without getting bent or an embolism, Remembers "Aust Blaschten!"

[Randomizer]

Granted, no bends or embolism ok, but a Great White Shark decides that you will be the meal of the moment; burp...

I wish the municipality would stop tearing up my street.

[Raptor1]

Granted, they start tearing your house instead

I wish I had a Faqwfeuoadvneaefovuea'vaevesr

[rifleman13]

Granted, and you just become another victim of dyslexia!

I wish I had a lifetime supply of diesel fuel.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but you become extremely alarmed when you realise the quantity in your possession is only one pint.

I wish I had nerves of steel.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but disregarding the various physiological problems, the sheer weight of your nerves makes your body rather useless

I wish I knew what I was talking about

[Randomizer]

Granted, but now that you make sense your loved ones no longer recognize you and you are cast out. You are forced to live out a short miserable existance living in a dumpster and eating discarded Big Macs.

I wish the voices in my head would learn English.

[mcf1]

Granted, but now you can understand what they 're saying and you become despered.

I wish I had a beer right know

[Raptor1]

Granted, you now own the Beer crater on the moon

I wish I knew who that shady person in the dark alley is

[Randomizer]

Granted, but because of a tear in the space time continuum, the shadow person is actually you. Unfortunately you only discover this as you plunge a knife into shadow persons chest, thus ending your own life.

I wish I had Raptor1's collection of Jutland prints.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but you failed to purchase a license to own them, and you're sued for copyright issues (isn't a Capitalist society just grand...?).

I wish I knew where my blasted coin came from.

[Raptor1]

Granted, it came from a factory in China

I wish Randomizer would get me my Jutland prints back from the impound, it's all his fault!

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but it's really your fault that you wished for them in the first place; also, you failed to buy a license...

I wish that the coin wasn't made in a factory or by the Chinese.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it's made in a sweatshop in Malaysia.

I wish treacle wasn't sticky.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but it's really your fault that you wished for them in the first place; also, you failed to buy a license...

I wish that the coin wasn't made in a factory or by the Chinese.
Granted, now North Korea is the main base for manufacturing.

I wish I knew how to edit videos.:|\\

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but it's really your fault that you wished for them in the first place; also, you failed to buy a license...

I wish that the coin wasn't made in a factory or by the Chinese.
Granted, now North Korea is the main base for manufacturing.

I wish I knew how to edit videos.:|\\

Granted, but you spend 60 hours figuring it out. hey wait, you can't grant your own wish! or can you?:hmm:

I wish I could hit enter faster than jimbuna.

[Raptor1]

Granted, your methods of editing are very...innovative

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/site_furniture/2008/03/04/smashed-video-tape460.jpg

I wish I had the patience to get better and do something useful with either 3ds Max or Maya

[Raptor1]

Granted, it happens due to full scale nuclear war though

I wish I knew what the hell was going on here!

[STEED]

Granted, your first installment of "I want to know what the hell is going on here," is in the post. 100 books 5000 pages long are in the post.

I demand a UK recession.

[Randomizer]

<Steed beat me to the reply, and then doesn't make a wish!>

The demand for a UK recession is granted but it is short lived as a new British Empire founded on the principals of socialism and political correctness comes to dominate the EU, Africa and little bits of Greenland.

I wish my car had a Smite button to eliminate idiot drivers.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but just knowing and being incapable of stopping it causes your brain to evaporate. You then go into politics.

I wish my car had a working smite button to eliminate idiot drivers.

Granted, but you are talking on your cellphone when you hit the button. Your car is vapo(u)rized.

I wish I could get rid of the ants in the house.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but the driver behind you has a "Nuke" button, and he's rather trigger happy...

EDIT: Damn, beat me to it

Granted, but your cyanide spray killed everyone in the building

I wish I didn't have an exam on Thursday (My last one, but w/e)

[mcf1]

Granted, but if you didn't had exams on thursday, you would have them on wednesday.

I wish I could afford the new BMW M3

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but the driver behind you has a "Nuke" button, and he's rather trigger happy...

EDIT: Damn, beat me to it

Granted, but your cyanide spray killed everyone in the building

I wish I didn't have an exam on Thursday (My last one, but w/e)

Granted, Hello Mr. Raptor, we have an opening right now for your exam. Cough please.

I wish Sid Meir's Gettysburg would run on XP w/o problems.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but you just got Vista (The money went to mcf to buy his BMW, but he can't afford fuel now...)

I wish people would stop this madness!

[STEED]

Granted........................................... ...................

.................................................. ......................

.................................................. ......................

.................................................. .....................

I want this madness back before we have another breakdown.

[STEED]

You got it.


I want to know the meaning of....................................

[Raptor1]

Great

Granted, .................................... refers to the eternal paradox of life and cheap junkfood, the realization of which would make you very fat

I wish I didn't forget that madness was so much fun

[nikimcbee]

Great

I wish I didn't forget that madness was so much fun

Granted, what's even more fun: haughtyness:up:

I wish Steed could come to the subsim meetin' in Texas.

[STEED]

Granted your paying

I wish for.............:hmm:

[Raptor1]

Granted, your ............. is too heavy for regular delivery and you will have to pick it up yourself...from North Korea...

I wish whoever coined the term "Be careful what you wish for" would surrender to the Grand Army of Raptor1, at once!

[nikimcbee]

Granted your paying

I wish for.............:hmm:

Oh, I'm keen to guess!:hmm: A dinner-date with Gordon Brown Where you have a haggis eating contest then slam dance wearing kilts and T-shirts saying "I love Scotland" and then you watch a comical Barbara Streisand movie.

Now that is a wish! I couldn't crush that.

I wish I could come up with the courage to crush Steed's dream.

[STEED]

Granted
Granted
Granted
Granted
Granted
Granted

I wish for WW7 :p

[nikimcbee]

Granted, your ............. is too heavy for regular delivery and you will have to pick it up yourself...from North Korea...

I wish whoever coined the term "Be careful what you wish for" would surrender to the Grand Army of Raptor1, at once!

Granted, but now you must feed them, thus doubling you army's operating cost, they revolt after not being feed or paid for 2 months.

I wish I could restore order to this thread. Double posting, double wishing!
HA-RUMPH!

[nikimcbee]

dammit, now Steed types faster than me too!

[Raptor1]

Granted, but as we already determined, order isn't nearly as fun

I wish Page 61 would come already

[STEED]

GRANTED NOW YOU PAY MY BILLS :p

I want to be king

[Raptor1]

Granted, you are now der Große König von STEEDland, Population: 1

I wish I knew German...

[STEED]

Granted now your in charge of cleaning Subsims toilets

I want free beer

[nikimcbee]

Granted now your in charge of cleaning Subsims toilets

I want free beer

Granted, just go over to jimbuna's house and help yourself. He said it was okay.

I wish I had a subway sandwich now.

[mookiemookie]

Granted, you're in New York city and you get squished between cars when the subway train you're on is rear-ended by the one behind it.

I wish I could have candy on this diet I'm on.

[Raptor1]

Granted, have this bomb-bar

http://weapons.greyfalcon.us/picturesa/c1.jpg

I wish people would stop killing themselves on this thread

[nikimcbee]

Granted, you're in New York city and you get squished between cars when the subway train you're on is rear-ended by the one behind it.

I wish I could have candy on this diet I'm on.

Granted, but it's sugar-free candy, and you ate the whole bag. Then you see the fine print on the bag. "Has laxitive effect..."

I wish I wasn't addicted to this thread, I have stuff to do today.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but you remain addicted to Subsim, and you forget what it is you should be doing.

I wish that the coin I have turns out to be real.

[Raptor1]

Granted, your not dreaming or hallucinating, it is real...from China...

I wish nikimcbee would learn to type faster

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but you remain addicted to Subsim, and you forget what it is you should be doing.

I wish that the coin I have turns out to be real.

Granted! It is real, and when you turn the coin over it says "free carwash."

I wish I took my meds on time today.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, your not dreaming or hallucinating, it is real...from China...

I wish nikimcbee would learn to type faster
dammit, not again!

[Raptor1]

Granted, they don't help you type faster though

I wish I expected the Spanish Inquisition

[nikimcbee]

Granted, they don't help you type faster though

I wish I expected the Spanish Inquisition

Granted, but the UPS guy shows up instead.

I wish today wasn't my last day off.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you can have as many as you want off from now.

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/5263/animation111sf1.gif

I wish I had as much money and power as Alan Sugar.

[Randomizer]

Granted, and immediately you are indicted for felony corruption and tax evasion. You lose all legal appeals and are sentenced to 1000 years plus time served.

I wish water flowed up hill.

[Raptor1]

Granted, you flooded the world, now we all have to live in what once used to be the bottom of the Mariana Trench

I wish I was the beloved Dictator of Mariana Trenchland

[Randomizer]

In all of the chaos, there was a wish That Missed Being Crushed... This was as if one of the flayrods had gone out of skew on treddle, wrecking the harmony of the universe and potentailly dooming all.

In reply 1206 Raptor1 wrote:
I wish people would stop killing themselves on this thread

I would like to formally crush this dream, resetting the galactic balance and saving the universe in the process.

Granted, now people will only kill others.

All is well now and we return you to your regularly crushed dreams.

[Raptor1]

Thank you, Sir Randomizer

[Randomizer]

Granted, you flooded the world, now we all have to live in what once used to be the bottom of the Mariana Trench

I wish I was the beloved Dictator of Mariana Trenchland

Granted, but due to a geological anomally, Mariana Trenchland becomes the highest point on earth and you freeze to death in the lower stratosphere.

I wish I had the Compete Monty Python Collection.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it's the brail edition and of absolutely no value to you.

I wish my snake could talk.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but only to you, and it's telling you to...KILL!, KILL!, KILL!

I wish the voices would participate in this thread too

[Randomizer]

Granted, but they only speak ancient Sumarian and none can understand them.

I wish I had a matter replicator.

[rifleman13]

Granted, you use it for mass production, but the Chinese and Indians don't like that. So they hire hitmen to kill you and steal your matter replicator.

I wish for a really cool car right now...

[mcf1]

Granted, but... wait is that smoke coming out of the car? that is bad, looks like you need a new engine.

I wish I haden't crash my motorcycle

[Randomizer]

Granted, some clown stole it and chopped it into a scooter instead.

I wish I could travel to the stars.

[Raptor1]

Granted, you remember that stars are actually distant suns, right? *watches Randomizer get vaporized*

I wish I had the will to save Randomizer from his fiery demise

[HunterICX]

Granted, you remember that stars are actually distant suns, right? *watches Randomizer get vaporized*

I wish I had the will to save Randomizer from his fiery demise

Granted, but meanwhile chasing him in Space you get sucked up by a black hole

I wish I knew where the stuff goes when sucked up by a black hole

HunterICX

[Raptor1]

Granted, you entered the Black Hole after me to find out where it goes, causing a copy of myself myself to be ejected back in time, which eventually became the shady person in the dark alley, which I killed, therefore destroying the universe

It was all YOUR fault

I wish everything wasn't so complicated

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it is simple from now on.

I wish this woman sitting opposite me at work would stop telling herself every work related task she is about to perform in advance.

[mcf1]

Granted, but now she forgets her tasks and you get blamed.

I wish I could play SH3 right now

[Raptor1]

Granted, you can play SH3, on a Pentium 2 266MHz/64mb RAM/Geforce 2 machine, without GWX, not that it matters...

I wish Red Baron 3D ran better on my computer

[mcf1]

Granted, but now you spent hours playing red baron and your pc overheats

I wish I had a better stereo

[Raptor1]

Granted, here's a better STEREO

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/84/STEREO_spacecraft.gif

I wish all those SPADs and Nieuports would DIE, DIE, DIE!

[rifleman13]

Granted, it involves you and your Fokker Triplane and a mid-air collision with one of them.

I wish I had a working biplane for myself...

[Randomizer]

Granted, it's yours, it works and it's just three inches long. Was it mentioned that you have been shrunken to 1 cm in size just to fit your new biplane?

I wish idiot-drivers were extinct.

[Raptor1]

Granted, you are now extinct (Sorry, I had to)

I wish someone would find an interesting way to crush this dream

[Randomizer]

@Raptor1 - I expected nothing less:D As for the other:

Granted, your dream is crushed in the dullest possible way. However, whilst reading this you pass out from terminal bordom and your forehead strikes the keyboard leaving the imprint of the letters Y_T_R_E_W_Q on your face fo all time. You become a laughing stock and are exiled to a treehouse to live out a miserable and lonely existance.

I wish I had an ironclad battleship.

[Raptor1]

Granted, you are now in command of the Re d'Italia

Behold as your vessel is sunk in the most humiliating way possible

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6039/reditaliann7.gif

I wish Randomizer survived the sinking so I could gloat over him

[Tango589]

Granted, but now Randomiser kills you in a most brutal and horrific fashon using nothing but a small plastic toy trumpet for gloating over him.

I wish Randomiser had used a slightly more macho weapon to kill Raptor1.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, he uses a macho cannon.

I wish tonights meeting is successful.

[Kratos]

I wish tonights meeting is successful.

http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/th_genie9hy.gif Granted: So successful that you never drink alcahol or smoke ciggies ever again.

http://www.amazing-animations.com/animations/men23.gif

I wish i had a cold beer right now?

[Randomizer]

Granted, your beer is now so cold that the pain from the resulting ice cream headache drives you to insanity.

I wish that my sinking Re d'Italia lands on top of Raptor1's submarine, crushing it into the mud.

[Raptor1]

Granted, my supposed submarine is now sunk, but unbeknownst to you, I was actually on the bridge of the Erzherzog Ferdinand Max, so you failed to kill anyone important

I wish Randomizer stopped trying to get revenge and accepted DEFEAT!

[Tango589]

Granted. Randomiser admits defeat and trudges slowly into the sunset. You now have no-one to wage dream-crushing battles against and you end up a lonely hermit living in a cave.:smug:

I wish I had wished for something before clicking 'Post' to save me having to edit this to wish for something.

[Randomizer]

Granted, your subconscious wished for a horrible disease just before you clicked "Post". The only cure is to infect Raptor1.

I wish I could accept defeat at the hands of Raptor1 with honour intact.

[Raptor1]

Granted, you can surrender under my terms instead of having me burn what remains your fleet, decapitate you and hang your head on the bow of my flagship, that should leave your honor slightly MORE intact than it would have been...

I wish Randomizer would surrender under my terms already so that I may move on to destroy the dreams of my next foe

[Randomizer]

Granted, however due to confusion caused his inability to spell 'honour' correctly I use this as an opportunity for a devastating surprise attack which inflicts the greatest defeat ever on Raptor1. Depressed and miserable Raptor1 scuttles his few survivors causing a great environmental catastrophe and harming little baby ducks in the process. He is arrested by Greenpeace, convicted, keel-hauled and his body parts are fed to rabid, endangered wombat cubs. His name is erased shall never be spoken again (until the next time).

I wish I was a better golfer.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but the rabid wombat cubs that incidentally inhabit your new golf course, now possessed by my spirit, tear your body apart and eat it

I wish I was a better Fokker pilot

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but the DR.1 still has upper wing troubles, and it breaks off, sending you spinning down to earth like Heinrich Gontermann.

I wish that McCain didn't resemble Popeye so I could stop laughing.:rotfl:

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but the DR.1 still has upper wing troubles, and it breaks off, sending you spinning down to earth like Heinrich Gontermann.

I wish that McCain didn't resemble Popeye so I could stop laughing.:rotfl:

Granted, but now he looks like deputy dawg.

I wish I could eat as many cherries as I like.

[mcf1]

Granted, but know you just ate all cherries worldwide and the production of them just seized for the next five years.

I ran out of wishes
I wish, I had a wish