Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

[nikimcbee]

Granted, it never was and never will be but you'll never know about it either.

I wish I understood what I just typed.
Granted, I'll translate:
ыпваргщ ц45ергпекр9453р9пощку щен9845н9нпор9н45:up:

I wish I could take steed and jimbuna out for lunch.

[HunterICX]

I wish I could take steed and jimbuna out for lunch.

Granted,

but they pull a joke on you and give you a sh!tburger

I wish I could build a time machine and go back to 1939

HunterICX

[nikimcbee]

I wish I could take steed and jimbuna out for lunch.

Granted,

but they pull a joke on you and give you a sh!tburger

I wish I could build a time machine and go back to 1939

HunterICX

Granted! 1939 BC:rotfl: Should I call you Pharoh or slave?

I wish I had a Jalepeno cheeseburger right now.:lol:

[HunterICX]

Granted, but you've just murdered ''Jose el Jalapeno on a stick'' for it
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/5040/s4c7851dd0722cc5061a988ki7.png
prepare yourself to feel the wrath of Achmed the dead terrorist.

I wish Nikimcbee didnt make the wish because it made me darn hungry to have a nice burger like that too!

HunterICX

[TarJak]

Granted he didn't but that doesn't stop you getting hungry.

I with I could read Russian.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but nobody else can so your the only one who can understand what your reading.

I wish cars could run on love as a fuel source.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but nobody else can so your the only one who can understand what your reading.

I wish cars could run on love as a fuel source.
Granted, But if you shot a car filled with love in a movie it wouldn't explode into a million pieces like your usual car

I wish this wish would not be crushed!

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but nobody else can so your the only one who can understand what your reading.

I wish cars could run on love as a fuel source.
Granted, But if you shot a car filled with love in a movie it wouldn't explode into a million pieces like your usual car

I wish this wish would not be crushed!

Granted, Instead, it's juiced.

I wish RockyMcBee would get off the couch.

[Jimbuna]

granted, but he jumps on the sofa instead.

I wish I had a lie in tomorrow.

[TarJak]

Granted, but you won't like what you are lying in.

http://katipo.co.nz/albums/oven/10030020_clay_cloaseup.sized.jpg

I wish I could think of a better wish than this one.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but seeing as how thinking isn't your strongest point, you forget what it was.

I wish carborundum paste tasted like pate.

[TarJak]

Granted, but you've put on twenty stone from eating pounds of the stuff a day.

I wish I could think clearer.

[Raptor1]

I wish I could think clearer.

Granted, But now you realize all your mistakes and commit suicide

I wish E would equal to MC^8

[mapuc]

I wish E would equal to MC^8
I don't know what formula that is but I granted it. Hope it wil help you

I wish that every subsimerns that's interested in the Subsim meeting, but can't afford it, got everything paid and can attend.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it's you who is paying for it all.

I wish I knew why chairs never had three legs.

[TteFAboB]

Granted, now you know why chairs never had three legs. But you still don't know why the floor is so hard and sprained wrists hurt so much.

I wish cars would run on "Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams" threads.

[HunterICX]

Granted, now you know why chairs never had three legs. But you still don't know why the floor is so hard and sprained wrists hurt so much.

I wish cars would run on "Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams" threads.

Granted, but the car will drive 1 Km on 10 pages and only with a top speed of 5 Km/h.

I wish I know how a car would be able to run on Thread Fuel :doh:

HunterICX

[Raptor1]

I wish I know how a car would be able to run on Thread Fuel :doh:

HunterICX

Granted, But now you go insane from questioning reality

I wish it wouldn't be so booooooring...

[nikimcbee]

Granted, now you know why chairs never had three legs. But you still don't know why the floor is so hard and sprained wrists hurt so much.

I wish cars would run on "Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams" threads.

Granted, but the car will drive 1 Km on 10 pages and only with a top speed of 5 Km/h.

I wish I know how a car would be able to run on Thread Fuel :doh:

HunterICX

Granted, but thread fuel has some horrible enviromental impact, and you are branded as a monster.


I wish I had a large thin crust pizza, with onions, olives, sausage, and green peppers right now.:hmm:

[TarJak]

Granted, but as it was 3 weeks old when you got it right now you didn't feel like eating it.

I wish reality was more like fantasy.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but as it was 3 weeks old when you got it right now you didn't feel like eating it.

I wish reality was more like fantasy.

Granted! You're the fairy and you don't have very many hit points. And your magic spells, well, they just backfire.

I wish I could be this cute:
http://www.puppypoopy.com/puppypoopy2000/bulldog/bd24.jpg

[Raptor1]

I wish I could be this cute:
http://www.puppypoopy.com/puppypoopy2000/bulldog/bd24.jpg

Granted, You have been taken to a shadowy lab that performs invasive surgery to find out how you came to be like that

I wish I didn't just see that picture...

[nikimcbee]

I wish I could be this cute:
http://www.puppypoopy.com/puppypoopy2000/bulldog/bd24.jpg

Granted, You have been taken to a shadowy lab that performs invasive surgery to find out how you came to be like that

I wish I didn't just see that picture...

Granted: but now you have a new picture to look at: your new christmas decoration.

I wish the last picture would post, it was really funny. A bulldog in a Christmas wreath.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but the time it took to post meant that the wreath had died and the picture was no longer funny.

I wish I knew why dogs have four legs.

[TarJak]

Granted, but every time you cock your fourth leg, you wish you hadn't found out.

I wish I had better hit points.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but every time you cock your fourth leg, you wish you hadn't found out.

I wish I had better hit points.

Granted, but just at the moment you aquire those "hit points", your mom (mum) turns off the computer and tells you to stop playing WoW and cut the lawn. You were unable to save the game.:dead:


I wish allergy season would end:o .

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but now we're into infections season.

I wish Cardiff would beat Portsmouth in the FA Cup Final today.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but now we're into infections season.

I wish Cardiff would beat Portsmouth in the FA Cup Final today.

Granted. But Portsmouth football hooligans go on a rampage, raping cattle, stampeding women, and other nefarious activities. Resulting in Gordon Brown canceling football season for the next ten years and replacing it with a much more docile game: shuffleboard.:yep:

I hope you're happy!


I wish I had another mango to eat:hmm: .

[TarJak]

Granted, but it is a dried mango which isn't as nice a the fresh ones.

I wish my mum (mom) was more tolerant of me playing games. (Oh wait, I'm married with 3 kids and haven't lived with mum for 23 years so feck what she says).:rotfl:

I wish I knew how to play shuffleboard.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but it is a dried mango which isn't as nice a the fresh ones.

I wish my mum (mom) was more tolerant of me playing games. (Oh wait, I'm married with 3 kids and haven't lived with mum for 23 years so feck what she says).:rotfl:

I wish I knew how to play shuffleboard.

Granted, but you're not missing anything.

I wish.... I wish... I wish I had a teleporting machine.:hmm:

[Raptor1]

I wish.... I wish... I wish I had a teleporting machine.:hmm:

Granted, But its experimental and fails to reconstituate your atoms after your second trip

I wish all your base would belong to us

[Jimbuna]

Granted, they already do because we only rent them from you.

I wish we could reinvigorate the sick jokes thread.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but The Management gets ticked off at the users for titling it "Sick Jokes", and they close it down without even viewing the posts within.

I wish that blue was no longer a color and Russia was the capitol of the world.

[Biggles]

Granted, blue is now your boss, and since he lost his color, he ain't in a good mood. Plus, now that Russia is the capitol of the world, it becomes extremely hard to find in the city, since they have to use the street names a zillion times because, frankly, there isn't enough words to find unique names for the streets of a capital that big.

I really, really, really, really, really wish I knew the name of the übercute girl I saw in the subway this evening. Really lads, it was as close as love on first sight I'll ever be!:cry:

[Stealth Hunter]

No. You should have said, "Miss, have I seen you before? You look familiar." BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD DOG! No Kibbles 'n Bits for you! BAD, STUPID DOG! SHAME FOR NOT USING YOUR BRAIN! SHAME!

I wish for my very own authentic World War I aircraft... and, in a rhetorical way, a license to fly it... and, in another rhetorical way, the skill to actually fly it.

[Raptor1]

I wish for my very own authentic World War I aircraft... and, in a rhetorical way, a license to fly it... and, in another rhetorical way, the skill to actually fly it.

Granted, But the Manfred von Richthofen comes back from the grave and shoots you down

I wish French Fries would rain from the skies

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but with they are merely a form of "hail". The actual rain is boiling-hot grease.

I wish for romance.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but with they are merely a form of "hail". The actual rain is boiling-hot grease.

I wish for romance.

Granted. but the romance you find is from umpa lumpas.
http://www.prestigioushomesflatfeeservices.net/images/ompa%20lumpa%20menbbb.jpg


I wish I had a bowl of chocolate icecream.

[TarJak]

Granted, and just to break from tradition I won't crush your dream other than to sprinkle hundreds and thousands on it.:D

I wish I could have though of a better way to crush nikimcbee's dream.

[Raptor1]

Granted, But there's a new anti-high-powered chainsaw law and you are arrested and sentenced to life

I wish I knew where west ends and east starts

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it intersects exactly where north starts and south ends which totally confuses you.

I wish sumwon wuld teech mee haw two speeeeeell.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, it intersects exactly where north starts and south ends which totally confuses you.

I wish sumwon wuld teech mee haw two speeeeeell.

Granted, but typing in ebonics gets you fired.

I wish I had an army of evil umpa lumpas to conquer the world with.
http://www.prestigioushomesflatfeeservices.net/images/ompa%20lumpa%20menbbb.jpg

[Raptor1]

Granted, But with the goal of global conquest almost in your grasp, the umpa lumpas make a coup and seize power (Your end is quite miserable, forcing you to hear their songs before killing you)

I wish I had something to wish for...

[nikimcbee]

Granted, But with the goal of global conquest almost in your grasp, the umpa lumpas make a coup and seize power

I wish I had something to wish for...

Granted, but when that moment to make the wish arrived, you wished for "Whirrled peas." (crushers note: "World peace" for the slow and humo(u)rless)

I wish my umpa lumpa army would eat whirrled peas, it would save a lot of money in operation costs.

[Raptor1]

I wish my umpa lumpa army would eat whirrled peas, it would save a lot of money in operation costs.
Granted, But they like it so much, one of them accidentally wishes for "world peace", thus ruining your chances of global domination

I wish I knew what whirrled peas were

[Jimbuna]

Granted, now you know, but you still don't fully understand.

I wish you'd prefer mushy peas.

[TarJak]

Granted, but only when served as part of a pie floater: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pie_floater

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/436202364_482df7925b.jpg

I wish jimbuna liked pie floaters. I know he'd like VB.:D

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but one would never be enough and he would never feel satisfied.

I wish the earth would revolve around Uranus.

[TarJak]

Granted, with one as big as yours the gravitational pull is starting to form a black hole.

I wish I had a case of VB.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but seeing as there is no known cure, you are sent to an isolated island for the sake of the rest of mankind.

I wish I could remember what I've just forgot.

[Schroeder]

Granted, but you remember that you forgot your mother in law's birthday which means that the next two years will be hell.

I wish I had holly days right now.

[Raptor1]

I wish I had holly days right now.

Granted, But seeing so many Holly Plants you are driven insane and sent to an asylum

I wish I could open interdimentional portals at will...

[TteFAboB]

Granted, but you can't close them. The more you try, the more they open. The portals keep growing untill they're the size of the universe and everything ceases to exist. Except for this thread, which will exist forever.

I wish the universe was harder to break.

[Mikhayl]

I wish the universe was harder to break.

Granted, it's now rock solid and you can't move at all anymore.

I wish my PC would stop overheating to death when I play for more than half an hour.

[Raptor1]

I wish my PC would stop overheating to death when I play for more than half an hour.
Granted, Instead of overheating it simply explodes killing you and injuring everyone else in the vicinity

I wish I had an Me-262 (With a License and some Invulnerability, Infinite Fuel and Infinite Ammo Cheats please!)

[Jimbuna]

granted, but you forgot to wish for God mode so you get shot down and killed anyway.

I wish Aussies didn't polish their boots with Kiwi.

[Raptor1]

I wish Aussies didn't polish their boots with Kiwi.

Granted, They now polish their boots with 100% Pure Hydrogen Peroxide

I wish I wished for God Mode...

[TarJak]

Granted, you got God mode but still got p@wned but a 13 yo WoW addict with better relfexes and hit points and Omnipotent God Mode.

I wish I could find a better MP3 player than an iPod

[Jimbuna]

Granted, (no pun intended) ;) but they cost far more Aussie Pesos than your bank balance can manage to afford so you do without.

I wish I could magic up some grub right now, I'm starving.

[Raptor1]

I wish I could magic up some grub right now, I'm starving.

Granted

http://fireflyforest.net/images/firefly/2005/December/beetle-grub.jpg

I wish 13 year-old WoW addicts weren't allowed to man anti-aircraft batteries

[Schroeder]

Granted, now you get shot down by 12 year-olds.;)

I wish I knew what all the abbreviations on this forums are standing for.:hmm:

[Raptor1]

I wish I knew what all the abbreviations on this forums are standing for.:hmm:

Granted, SYSKTOTR

I wish I had my very own evil chair, desk, carpet, and flag on the wall for transmitting my demands to the UN

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but your based in Iran so take care.

I wish I had a flying carpet.

[TarJak]

Granted, but because you never hoover it it flys out the window and hits Kratos' plane as he sits on the runway waiting for Hunter and Dowly to take off.

I wish I had a way of being in more than one place at a time without getting confused as to where I was and what I was doing.

[Raptor1]

I wish I had a way of being in more than one place at a time without getting confused as to where I was and what I was doing.

Granted, But you can't exactly do much after you step on a land mine and your body gets torn apart...

I wish I had my own island in the south pacific from which to plot my evil schemes

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it's inhabited by native cannibals...enjoy lunch.

I wish my keyboard would type my thoughts without the need for any physical effort.

[Raptor1]

I wish my keyboard would type my thoughts without the need for any physical effort.
Granted, But it writes nothing, as you realize you have no thoughts

I wish I had my very own doomsday device to threaten the world with

[JHuschke]

Granted, it was just a toy..it never worked..so the SWAT team just shot you to death!

I wish I had one of those $7,000 Nvidia Biohazard Nuclear Winter PC.
http://www.slizone.com/object/slizone_buyprebuilt_us2.html

[Raptor1]

I wish I had one of those $7,000 Nvidia Biohazard Nuclear Winter PC.
http://www.slizone.com/object/slizone_buyprebuilt_us2.html

Granted, But the words Nvidia and PC were lost in the transmission, so you actually got a real Biohazardous Nuclear Winter, And lost $7,000 while you were at it

I wish I didn't suck that much at Il-2 1946

[HunterICX]

I wish I didn't suck that much at Il-2 1946

Granted, you dont suck at it anymore instead you're a complete screw up in IL2

I wish, the oil prices would drop

HunterICX

[TteFAboB]

Granted, Oil is one cent a hundred barrels. The price of Silent Hunter V, on the other hand, has risen by 50000%.

I wish I could read minds.

[Raptor1]

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, But you can't stop reading minds, you are eventually driven insane

I wish I could alchemically turn ordinary objects to Napalm

[JHuschke]

Granted, you alchemically turned everything into Napalm...so you don't exist anymore.

I wish that I got Windows XP instead of Windows Vista!

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it's a hoisty copy and the serial key doesn't work.

I wish the British Empire still existed.

[JHuschke]

Granted, but Germany came back with the Luftwaffe and raided them.

I wish StarForce would work on this damn computer!

[TarJak]

Granted, it does and prevents you from using all the programs on your computer including Windows.

I wish every cat had a hessian bag and a brick to live in for about 5 minutes as they sank to the bottom of a large body of water.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but the RSPCA uncover your hideously fiendish plot to make all felines extinct. They prosecute and you find yourself suddenly becoming a real pome(prisoner of mother england).

I wish we could still send our convicts over to Australia, that way easing burdon off our prison service.

[Tango589]

Granted, but the RSPCA uncover your hideously fiendish plot to make all felines extinct. They prosecute and you find yourself suddenly becoming a real pome(prisoner of mother england).

I wish we could still send our convicts over to Australia, that way easing burdon off our prison service.

Granted, but then all the Australians come and live here!:eek:

J/K!:up: (before I get flamed to a grisly death)

I wish that the good people of Australia forgive me for what I just said.

[Raptor1]

I wish that the good people of Australia forgive me for what I just said.
Granted, The good people of Australia forgive you, but the vast majority of people in Australia still torches you and puts your body up for public display on the tallest tower of Sydney (On a pike hanging from a window from the tallest floor, so everyone can see your charred remains)

I wish I had a Machinegun with Infinite Ammo to fend off the approaching Australian hordes coming to kill me

[JHuschke]

I wish I had a Machinegun with Infinite Ammo to fend off the approaching Australian hordes coming to kill me Granted, but you as you squeeze the trigger on the first approaching Austrailian horde it jams and you are tortured by the Austrailians.

I wish I could go out with a girl I know..Chelsea! :hmm:

[Geno_Mariner]

Granted but you find out she's an imposter.

I wish I could find more Quarter Horse studs within 1-3 hours so I could get a good QH :up:

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but you find so many that you slowly die from a mysterious illness.

I wish for the complete destruction of every universe in existence. There are no realities at all. Everything is nothing, and nothing is everything. No 11 dimensions exist (according to Einstein), and it will remain that way. Nothing will every exist again as we know it, or as anyone else knows it.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but Dr Who appears in his Tardis and puts everything back to normal.

I wish IO knew why you post exceedingly long wishes.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but Dr Who appears in his Tardis and puts everything back to normal.

I wish IO knew why you post exceedingly long wishes.

Granted, but it was a choice between long wishes or hordes of yellow smiles.:oops: :rotfl: :dead: :roll:

I wish steed wouldn't wear his "silky knickers" while at subsim, as it is very disturbing.

[Raptor1]

I wish steed wouldn't wear his "silky knickers" while at subsim, as it is very disturbing.
Granted, Instead, he wears absolutely nothing

I wish I had a Dual 15"/42 BL Mark I Turret on my roof I could use to scare people away and shoot at random stuff (The 45 Degree HA Monitor/Shore Battery version please, not the 30 Degree HA Battleship version), With Infinite Ammo (again)

[Schroeder]

Granted, but after firing a few shots your roof collapses.

I wish I had my diploma already....:roll:

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it's found to be a forgery and innaceptable by any future prospective employer.

I wish there was a better way to make a living.

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/7725/raptor1nu9.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[FIREWALL]

Granted but, It's better to make a liveing than to make a dieing.

I wish for a hundred more wishs.

[deamyont]

Granted but, It's better to make a liveing than to make a dieing.

I wish for a hundred more wishs.

Granted, but I choose what you get.

I wish for Hillary as president

[TarJak]

Granted, Hilary Duff is now President and you have to suffer her singing her speeches for the next 4 years.

I wish making wishes was something useful to do with my time.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but everything else becomes pointless in your life, and you go into a deep depression.

I wish that the Internet was like a video game.

[TarJak]

Granted, all your internet interactions are exactly like playing Pong.

I wish I could see in the infrared and ultraviolet spectrums

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but the waves are so powerful on your eyes that you go blind.

I wish that I could actually carry a tune when I sing.:shifty:

[HunterICX]

Granted, but you will lose your voice and will have to try to communicate in whissle, but noone else will be able to understand you.

I wish, this damn new floor in my shop will be put down quiker

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it's a sloppy job and you trip over a board that hasn't been fastened down properly and break your leg.

I wish everyone on the TS server had a mic.

[TarJak]

Granted, but they talk so loud your speakers burst and you can no longer hear anyone.

I wish I hadn't gone to that party I just came home from.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but they talk so loud your speakers burst and you can no longer hear anyone.

I wish I hadn't gone to that party I just came home from.

Granted! but now that I brought the thread back to life, you remember everthing that happened at the party. oh, and the pictures are all over the internet.


I wish this thread could go on forever, as it is almost as much fun as the cat thread.:yep:

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it will be eventually closed, just like the cat thread was.

I wish I was telling the truth.

[rifleman13]

Granted! But then every time you say the truth, everyone you know and love will hate you!

I wish I was a evil genius!

[Raptor1]

I wish I was a evil genius!

Granted, But as an experienced evil genius, I take you down before you have the chance to threaten my operations

I wish people would stop trying to oppose my evil rule

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but they eventually come to the conclusion that you're evil and were that we to begin with and oppress you anyway.

I wish that the world would explode.

[TteFAboB]

Granted, but you're cleaning up the mess. Better wish for a really big trash can.

I wish sound propagated through space.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but you're cleaning up the mess. Better wish for a really big trash can.

I wish sound propagated through space.

Granted, You now hear the death screams of all the other species in the universe that annihilated themselves in a nuclear apocalypse


I wish I had a juicy brain-sandwhich (NOT MY BRAIN!) right now

[Tango589]

[/quote]Granted, You now hear the death screams of all the other species in the universe that annihilated themselves in a nuclear apocalypse


I wish I had a juicy brain-sandwhich (NOT MY BRAIN!) right now[/quote]

Granted, but you haven't got any mustard to go with it.

I wish I could fly.

[Biggles]

Granted, but you can't land.

I wish I knew how girls think...

[Jimbuna]

Granted. but you become a girl because only girls know how girls think.

I wish my dog was as intelligent as my other dog.

[geetrue]

Granted. but you become a girl because only girls know how girls think.

I wish my dog was as intelligent as my other dog.

Granted, but your wife is so mad at your other girlfriend that she divorces you for referring to her as a dog.

I wish they had of never invented the televison

[nikimcbee]

Granted. but you become a girl because only girls know how girls think.

I wish my dog was as intelligent as my other dog.

Granted, but your wife is so mad at your other girlfriend that she divorces you for referring to her as a dog.

I wish they had of never invented the televison

Granted, but now you waste your life on the couch listening to radio.

I wish it was october, so we can do the subsim party.:yep:

[rifleman13]

Granted. but you become a girl because only girls know how girls think.

I wish my dog was as intelligent as my other dog.
Granted, but your wife is so mad at your other girlfriend that she divorces you for referring to her as a dog.

I wish they had of never invented the televison
Granted, but now you waste your life on the couch listening to radio.

I wish it was october, so we can do the subsim party.:yep:

Granted, but the party was moved up to September and you didn't get the notice and you missed the party!

I wish there was something to do!

[Biggles]

Granted, your cat's on fire, your car explodes, jehovas witnesses are breaking into your house, Mike Tyson is challenging you to a match of cricket and a beheaded George W. Bush asks if you've seen his giraffe....so there you have it, now you have loads to do!

I wish the Rolling Stones would make another world wide tour...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but because of they're age, one of them passes away mid tour and the schedule is cancelled.

I wish there was less work and more time in a day.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but as a result, crime waves ripple through out the globe!

I wish there was no disease nor pestilence in our world!

[Raptor1]

Granted, but as a result, crime waves ripple through out the globe!

I wish there was no disease nor pestilence in our world!

Granted, Man-eating sentient potatoes roam the earth instead

I wish I had a "My First Nuclear Weapon" kit

[TarJak]

Granted, but because of the error you made after step one, either it will never work or it will explode when you connect the final component.

I wish Saturdays were 36 hours long.

[Randomizer]

Granted but now Sunday has been cancelled and an extra 12-hours added to Monday's.

I wish the Cat would just shut up.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but then the Dog wouldn't shut up!

I wish I had a nickel everytime I hear something!

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but then the Dog wouldn't shut up!

I wish I had a nickel everytime I hear something!

Granted, but the voices in your head are out of change.

I wish I could move to finland.:hmm:

[rifleman13]

Granted, then you got deported and then they put Persona Non Grata list!

I wish there was harmony among our fellowmen.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, then you got deported and then they put Persona Non Grata list!

I wish there was harmony among our fellowmen.

Granted, but they all sing out of tune.

I wish Steed would bring me flowers.
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40707000/jpg/_40707962_w6.jpg

Actual photo of Steed at Manor de Buna last summer.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but they are dandelions...and you wet the bed.

I wish I could be bothered to valet my car today.

[TarJak]

Granted, but since your chamois was too wet it still looks like it needs a wash.

I wish Australia could beat Ireland in the rugby test match tonight.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but it all goes horribly wrong... in the manner of hooligan-fueled riot!

I wish there was no censorship in the press, TV, print, the forums, etc.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but it all goes horribly wrong... in the manner of hooligan-fueled riot!

I wish there was no censorship in the press, TV, print, the forums, etc.

Granted, but you are so desensitized to shocking news, you just don't care anymore.

I wish I could think of another funny use for this picture:
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40707000/jpg/_40707962_w6.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but the RSPCA prosecute you immediately afterwards.

I wish water wasn't tasteless and odourless.

[Hakahura]

Granted, though you now stink of unspeakable things despite having just showered and shaved.

I wish Jim would buy me some Brylcream.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, though you now stink of unspeakable things despite having just showered and shaved.

I wish Jim would buy me some Brylcream.

Granted, but I soon realise it's not Brylcreem you need http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/784/baldheaddl9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


....but Face Cream http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/5375/facecreamhp5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


I wish you'd stop posting your work pictures

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/9500/mooningrr8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://www.scale-models.co.uk/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif

[Raptor1]

Granted, He quit his job, But he's still doing it and posting pics...

I wish I hadn't screwed up that first step (And not any other step besides it)...

[TarJak]

Granted, but then you read this on the back of the box: "not an actual nuclear weapon" and decided to return it to the shop who would not give you a refund because you had already assembled it.

I wish that wish crush was not so complex.:D

[Raptor1]

I wish that wish crush was not so complex.:D

Granted, Instead it's as simple as "It blows up and kills you", You die with me

I wish I had more COKE (That's Coca Cola)

[rifleman13]

Granted, but as they deliver a pallet of Coca Cola, the forklift operator had a heart attack, causing the coke pallet to crush you to death!

I wish I had a time machine to go back to pre-World War II Manila!:up:

[Jimbuna]

granted, but you catch a deadly tropical disease that modern science has not yet found a cure for and die a slow and agonising death.

I wish I'd got more presents off my kids today for Fathers Day (UK)

[Raptor1]

I wish I'd got more presents off my kids today for Fathers Day (UK)
Granted, You get nicely a packed bomb

I wish yesterday was tomorrow

[Hakahura]

Granted, Yesterday is Tommorrow.
And thanks to this temperal paradox the universe implodes into nothingness.


I wish I hadn't imploded the universe with Raptor's wish.

[Tango589]

I wish I hadn't imploded the universe with Raptor's wish.

Granted, but due to the transperambulation of pseudocosmic antimatter involved with unimploding the universe, time starts running backwards.

I wish I knew what that sci-fi technobabble I typed previously meant.

[Randomizer]

Granted, but now your vastly bigger brain bursts out of your skull and onto your back deck where it is eaten by the neighbor's pit bull.

I wish I had a hot tub.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but one day the tub gets too hot and your body loses so much water that you faint nearly instantly. You fall down face first into the tub and drown.

I wish that I could become Cthulhu.




We have just passed the Subsim Bios sticky thread by 2 posts!:rock:

[TarJak]

Granted, you are now fictional and anything you say or write can be disregarded.

I wish it was warmer so I could sit on my patio drinking beer this weekend.

[rifleman13]

Granted, on a Sunday, temperatures hit a all time high and the sun's heat is concentrated on your patio... evaporating you and your beer!

I wish we could go to a simpler time...

[Raptor1]

Granted, Welcome to the Dark Ages

http://www.mchenrycountyblog.com/uploaded_images/Monty-Python-Black-Knight-with-one-arm-off-794357.jpg


I wish I hadn't just sent us all to the Dark Ages...

[TarJak]

Granted, we are now back in the future:
http://darkmotion.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/futurama.jpg

I wish the future was 3d rather than 2d and cartoonish.

[Randomizer]

Granted, but you die of old age waiting for it to arrive.

I wish my fridge contained limitless quantities of beer.

[Raptor1]

I wish my fridge contained limitless quantities of beer.
Granted, But the fridge, the house and the world collapse under the limitless weight

I wish I had some clear color pictures of the Battle of Jutland (Could really use them at the moment)

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but they turn out to be elaborate hoaxes, much like the Cockburn-Lange affair.

I wish I could destroy a person by just looking at them and snapping my fingers.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but you don't realise your looking at a mirror and you inadvertently destroy yourself.

I wish you made sense when you post.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted. I make sense, but you don't.

I wish you made sense when you post.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but because of my sense in posting in SUBSIM, I convinced a most of the moderators on why they should keelhaul you out of the forum!

I wish I had the most advanced, most powerful gaming computer on the planet!

[Raptor1]

Granted, but because of my sense in posting in SUBSIM, I convinced a most of the moderators on why they should keelhaul you out of the forum!

I wish I had the most advanced, most powerful gaming computer on the planet!
Granted, But it's so advanced and powerful, it cannot run good ol' SH3/4 anymore

I wish I could rain fire and death from the sky at will

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but you only end up destroying the very same planet you live on.

I wish I could remember what I was going to type next.

[Kratos]

I wish I could remember what I was going to type next.

Granted: But you got to remember to take the BLUE pill and not the red one ;)

I wish that bloody wasp never stung me last night :cry:

[Raptor1]

I wish that bloody wasp never stung me last night :cry:


Granted, THAT Wasp didn't sting you, Instead, THIS one did

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c9/USS_Wasp_%28CV-7%29.jpg

I wish I hadn't just gruesomely murdered Kratos

[rifleman13]

Granted, but then he will rise from the dead and consume your living flesh!

I wish I could control the will of other people.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but you absorb their wills and eventually contract the will of a suicidal man.

I wish I could have a free cookie.

[Raptor1]

Granted, It's full of roaches though

I wish rifleman made sense with his post (I specifically said I did NOT want to murder him)

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but then nobody besides him makes sense, including you! Which reminds me, this post makes little sense.

I wish for more emoticons.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but all you're gonna see is YELLOW people!

I wish everybody could calm down!

Granted, but then he will rise from the dead and consume your living flesh!

@ Raptor1:
The he I'm referring to is Kratos! So better watch out!

NB: Can't believe I'm quoting myself!:cool:

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but kittens suddenly disrupt the calmness of the thread... ATTACK-KITTENS, that is!!!

I wish that I could compose music like James N. Howard.

[Raptor1]

Granted, But you are sued for copyright infringement (After all, it's like his music...)

I wish I knew how Kratos can rise from the dead if he's not dead

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but it turns out to be a very long and complicated process, so you forget most of it.

I wish that Good Times was still on TV.

[TarJak]

Granted, but it's followed by I Love Lucy.

I wish I had no malice aforethought.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but your mind collapses in on itself and you become a vegetable.

I wish for total world domination.

[TarJak]

Granted, but thanks to your misdirected wishing, I thank you for letting me have total world domination. :) You are now impounded and will do my bidding as one of my minions.

I wish the cane toads were not coming.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but gigantic man eating kangaroos come instead.

I wish New Zealand would put up more of a fight whilst on their cricket tour here in the UK.

[TarJak]

Granted, but then they'd be the Australian cricket team.

I wish I was eating Kangaroo, because then I'd be a man eating kangaroo. :88)

[rifleman13]

Granted, but some kangaroo-lovers found out and they put a bounty on your head!

I wish for a better living.

[Tango589]

Granted, but the living is now so good that everybody spends all of their time relaxing on the beach, so noone does anything and civilisation collapses.

I wish someone could invent alcohol with all the good feelings left in and the room-spinning-I'm-going-to-barf-next-day-hang-over feelings removed.

[Raptor1]

Granted, But instead it has a room-spinning-I'm-going-to-barf-today-hang-over feeling

I wish for a better yesterday

[TteFAboB]

Granted, yesterday was so much better I can't even tell you about it today. On the other hand, tomorrow will be terrible.

I wish my internet connection didn't lag.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it stops lagging, but now it's hitty missy.

I wish I could get this Q Ship mod sorted.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but your computer crashes and every last bit of data on it is lost. Plus, the hard drive is fried...

I wish I could have a dime.

[Raptor1]

Granted, It's Canadian though

I wish I had the power to summon full Zippo Lighters

[Randomizer]

Granted, too bad they're all full of water.

I wish I knew Saturday's Winning Numbers.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but everyone also knew the winning numbers and everyone got only $1 from the jackpot!

I wish there was something more to life...

[Zero Niner]

Granted, but then life becomes meaningless to you.

I wish I had a cupcake.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but it's a cake made out of paper cups...

I wish I had some Pykrete for entirely non-sadistic purposes...ehhh...yeah...I'm not gonne torture people....

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but somebody tortures YOU with it.

I wish that the advertisements would GO AWAY!!

[TarJak]

Granted, But then you miss hearing about the $1 flights being advertised that would take you to your dream holiday.

I wish you could taste colours.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but I gradually stop being able to taste them.

I wish you could swim at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but he's also immune to the immense pressure and lack of oxygen, thus foiling your attempts to murder him

I wish the history they teach at my school wasn't the boring part of history

[Jimbuna]

Granted, now they only teach the dull parts.

I wish Kratos would stay sober tonight.

[Kratos]

I wish Kratos would stay sober tonight.

Granted: Kratos will stay home tonight (then he'll be sober) and you can drink his quota then you'll be twice as drunk ;)

I wish people were nice?

[Raptor1]

Granted, people are so nice the whole world falls into disorder (see what you have wrought?)

I wish I had a joystick so I could play Il-2 without using this damned keyboard

[rifleman13]

Granted, people are so nice they become very irritating!

I wish there were more active users logged on to SUBSIM Radioroom!:rock:

[Raptor1]

Granted, T-H-E-M log on to find and "dispose" of more members

I wish rifleman didn't steal my turn

[Tango589]

Granted, but I steal it instead.

I wish te trees in my garden were not so big.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, they are now the size of shrubs and you have nothing to swing from.

I wish I could walk on water.

[Raptor1]

Granted, But Mr. Jesus sues you for copyright infringement

I wish for something un-boring and un-killing-me-or-anybody-in-proximity to happen

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted. You get a pony that unfortunately destroys the interior of your home.

I wish that I could have a refill on my milkshake.

[Randomizer]

Granted, but it slips out of your hand and falls on your keyboard, shorting out the computer power supply and destroying the hard drive.

I wish my house had a workshop.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but it transforms into this wooden, power tool-equipped robot and it tries to kill you!

I wish this thread would not end!

[Raptor1]

Granted, Your wishes would be crushed for all eternity (Or, All your wishes are belong to us)

I wish wishing was not so wishful

[Jimbuna]

Granted, they are now nothing more than pipedreams.

I wish Fridays would become official POETS days.

[HunterICX]

Granted,

because its his day and the tradition is that the one that came up with the idea ''You'' has to pay 500€ to ReallydedPOET per Post he makes on that one day

I wish I knew if this thread will survive till 2010

HunterICX

[Raptor1]

Granted, It doesn't

I wish Hunter didn't doom this thread

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but he dooms Subsim entirely!

I wish that Subsim was not doomed.

[Tango589]

Granted. It now expands exponentially (sp.?) and consumes the entire internet.

I wish I had another beer.:()1:

[Morts]

Granted. but it didnt taste like expected

i wish my TV wasnt an old piece of c***

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it's now an 'older' piece of crap.

I wish donkey dung was easily harvested.

[rifleman13]

Granted, someone invented a machine but the downside is YOU have to clean it!

I wish money could grow on trees.+

[nikimcbee]

Granted, someone invented a machine but the downside is YOU have to clean it!

I wish money could grow on trees.+

Granted, but unfortunately you planted a zimbabwe money tree.

I wish 3 year olds came with a mute button.:up:

[nikimcbee]

Granted, it's now an 'older' piece of crap.

I wish donkey dung was easily harvested.
@ jimbuna I didn't know you were a donkey poop-farmer?:rotfl:

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, someone invented a machine but the downside is YOU have to clean it!

I wish money could grow on trees.+

Granted, but unfortunately you planted a zimbabwe money tree.

I wish 3 year olds came with a mute button.:up:

Granted, but just like a remote, the button can break.

I wish that I had a dinosaur living in my basement.

[TarJak]

Granted, but the first time you try to feed your velociraptor you end up on the menu.

I wish Stealth Hunter's velociraptor would stay in his basement.

[Raptor1]

Granted, But his T-Rex gets out sometimes

I wish I had a T-Rex-B-Gone spray

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but a can only has a limited amount and you soon run out of it only to be the next meal on the menu.

I wish petrol prices would fall to a reasonable level.

[TarJak]

Granted, OPEC thinks that US$300.00 per litre is reasonable.

I wish Jim hadn't made petrol so expensive.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but the price per month for an Internet experience increases.

I wish that I didn't end up on that little b***ard's menu.

[Raptor1]

Granted, that "little b***ard" didn't eat ya, instead, T-Rex did (Join the club)

I wish T-Rex stopped methodically eliminating everyone around here

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but the raptor starts doing the job.

I wish we weren't eaten or dead...

[TarJak]

Granted, Your Triceratops now has it's way with you as a sex toy.

I wish these dinosaurs would leave us alone.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but Subsim transforms into a boat and begins to sink by the bow. She's only got about an hour and a half left! And we're all there, as real people! And the sea is freezing cold! And we're out in the middle of the North Sea! And there's no hope of rescue to come and save us!

I wish someone would describe the events of the sinking of the SS Subsim.

[Raptor1]

Granted:

It was a dark and stormy night.

The SS Subsim, a tramp steamer, has just been torpedoed by a German U-Boat, the order to abandon ship is given, and soon the 106 crew members begin to fill the life boats, however, there are also 934 stowaways aboard, and the life boats are all full before Cabin boy Stealth Hunter managed to board one, the ship founders with him becoming the only casualty of the attack, drowning and freezing to death in the middle of a dark and stomy night in the North Sea.

I wish we didn't just sink because of Stealth Hunter (even if he did get what he deserves for it)

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but Subsim transforms into a boat and begins to sink by the bow. She's only got about an hour and a half left! And we're all there, as real people! And the sea is freezing cold! And we're out in the middle of the North Sea! And there's no hope of rescue to come and save us!

I wish someone would describe the events of the sinking of the SS Subsim.


Granted, it goes something like this:

Stealth Hunter dressed himself up as a woman and cowardly allowed himself to be ushered towards the front of the queue with the women and children.

There were only two lifeboats remaining and as soon as Stealth Hunter got first seat on the first lifeboat he suddenly cast off denying anyone else a place.

As it happened, one of the two lifeboats had a cracked hull and unfortunately ot was the one Stealth Hunter was in. It sank in a few minutes taking the cowardly Stealth Hunter, screaming and thrashing in the water to the bottom with it.

As the remaining survivors looked on with smiles on their faces, the children clapped and the women cheered, the stark reality of the predicament they were in was forgotten for a moment.

After a few minutes, reality returned and once more they started to face up to the reality that the one remaining lifeboat would never be able to hold them all.

Suddenly a loud cheer was heard and out of the darkness Neal was seen speeding to the rescue in hospital ship......and they all lived happily ever after.

I wish this was a best seller.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but I sue you for stealing some of my copyrighted material.

I wish that I had an airplane.

[Randomizer]

Granted. Your airplane is three-inches long, made of balsa wood and one wing is broken off.

I wish I didn't have to cut the lawn.

[Raptor1]

Granted, Instead you have to cut the throats of your fellow political dissidents under threat of execution

I wish I could summon full bottles of Coke (with Coke, REAL Coke, and not cocaine or that coal stuff either) at will

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but you still get billed off the company for what you consume.

I wish there was no such thing as VAT in the UK.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but as a consequence, the UK ceases to exist.

I wish that the Titanic DIDN'T sink.

[Randomizer]

Granted, instead she burns to the waterline and is scrapped to make urinals for ballparks.

I wish that I could get a five-year, $27 million contract to play computer games full time.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, instead she burns to the waterline and is scrapped to make urinals for ballparks.

I wish that I could get a five-year, $27 million contract to play computer games full time.

Granted, but you bankrupt the company after a week, so it's back to tacobell for you.


I wish we had tank (military, not storage!) rides at the subsim meetin'.:hmm:

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but the controls malfuntion and 5 members are killed, including Neal!!:stare:

I wish that George Carlin was still alive.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, he must be....they reckon he was driving the tank. Incidentally he was also killed during the accident.

I wish I knew who George Carlin is/was.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted. George Carlin is (rather WAS) a comedian most famous for his "Seven Dirty Words" skit. The downside to all this is that he died yesterday from heart failure...

I wish that I could become a flying ace of World War I.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but you get shot down and killed after your 5th victory

I wish I had my very own organized crime...organization...

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but you're epic failures who have absolutely no qualifications or experience in money laundering, extortion, fighting, and you henceforth are swindled by opposing organized crime syndicates and left with nothing in the end but your clothes... and even then, those gun-totting Wops broke both your legs AND put a bullet in your left hand!

I wish that I could sober up again after drinking a bit of Jack Daniels.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but you instead wake up inside a jail cell with a transvestite beside you!

I wish someone could take out Mugabe and no one would notice it!

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but the police find the body and trace the murder to you. Enjoy prison life. I'm only in jail to sober up... HAHA!

I wish that I could make new planets by just imagining them.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but the planets spawn 10 meters above your head, killing you and everyone else

I wish I was good at money laundering, extortion, murder and police evasion

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but you're not good at business affairs in general.

I wish that I had a refill on my shotglass.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it's refilled wither water.

I wish Robert Mugabe was brought to justice.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but Justice has no power in the world anymore, and therefore cannot stop him

I wish I knew who this Robert Mugabe person is (Yes, I know nothing about world events, not unless they happened 30+ years ago)

[TarJak]

Granted, to get to know Bob the B@r$tard better, you have been made the leader of the Zimbabwean opposition party and now have to stand against Mr. Mugabe in the upcoming elections... If you live that long...:hmm:

I wish Zimbabwe could have free, fair and democratic elections without violence or threatening behaviour against anyone in opposition to the current ruling party.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, Mugabe and his elk move to South Africa and cause the same mayhem there.

I wish the UN would send in peacekeepers and overthrow Mugabe.

[Tango589]

Granted, but Europe becomes one great totalitarian state being run by ex-PM Tony Blair and declares war on the USA. The world is obliterated in a nuclear war that lasts all of 5 minutes.

I wish I had somewhere to hide from the nuclear weapons.

Also, Jimbuna beat me to it.

[Raptor1]

Granted, Welcome to Mars

I wish I could witness the Anglo-Zanzibar War (And come back to our time, and not die, or anything like that)

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but something you did there drastically changes the future, making Al Gore the president, Chevy Chase in charge of Late Night TV, and Michael Moore a famous politician and presidential nominee. Perhaps it was when you squashed that butterfly, maybe it was when you killed that bee... who knows... you never will...

I wish that I didn't have a hangover.

[Raptor1]

Granted, Because I screwed up the future so horribly, Alcohol is universally banned and it's knowledge forgotted, so you can't have a hangover

I wish I didn't screw up the universe for the who-knows-what time...

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but you instead screw up your life in the process.

I wish that alcohol was still legal.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but only in every country but your own.

I wish I had more pictures of Hunter ICX getting sunburnt.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but they turn out to be photoshopped (the 6-pack abs and huge arm muscles, anyway).

I wish that I could become a moderator... and a respected one (meaning I'd have to change personally in RL).

[Raptor1]

Granted, Your job is to moderate global warming

I wish this made sense...

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but it does not make sense for you and only you.

I wish that Harry Patch lives another 20 years.

[Kratos]

I wish that Harry Patch lives another 20 years.

Granted: that would make him 130 years old, nearly as old as you, so you can play dueling banjoe's together ;)

I wish i had a kegarator for my home/brew?

[Jimbuna]

I wish that Harry Patch lives another 20 years.

Granted: that would make him 130 years old, nearly as old as you, so you can play dueling banjoe's together ;)

I wish i had a kegarator for my home/brew?


LMAO (literally) http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img152/9959/rollingaroundlaughingly2.gif

Granted, but it is a faulted one and your kitchen gets flooded.

I wish I could be on that canoe with a cam recorder.

[Kratos]

I wish I could be on that canoe with a cam recorder.

Granted: But you aint no John Boorman, And you can't sit down for a week ;)

Wish I had an an Alternative for a J/stick ?

[Raptor1]

Granted, but a D/stick (Despairstick) isn't nearly as fun

I wish I actually had a joystick, playing IL-2 with the keyboard is hard

[Kratos]

I wish I actually had a joystick, playing IL-2 with the keyboard is hard
Granted: http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/th_genie9hy.gifBut when you eventually get a J/Stick you come down to the level of our/MY playing of the game, and you wish you hadn't bothered.

I wish i had patience with the grandkids?

[rifleman13]

Granted, but you're patience with the rest of your family is wearing thin!

I wish our fates/destinies weren't written in stone...

[Randomizer]

Granted, they are now written in jello.

I wish this had been post #1000

[Raptor1]

Granted, But it belongs to ME, MWAHAHAHAHA

I wish this thread would continue for atleast a thousand more posts

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but I start it off by getting the 1,001 post.

I wish that I had a So-Side McBiscuit.


Forum main page lists me as having the thousandth post, not counting the post I made to start the thread to begin with... W00T!