Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

[NiclDoe]

Granted but it will over work and lead you to die after a month.
I wish Dowly could speak over TS becuase he can not be heard.

[TteFAboB]

Granted, he's no longer ashamed of his squeaky voice and speaks out to the whole world. My ears! My ears!

I wish the world would not end in 2012.

[NiclDoe]

Granted but it will end at whatever time i choose and i have not came up with the date.
I wish GWX 2.0 was out.

[Kratos]

http://forum-zone.sapo.pt/smilies/3-5.gif granted.then you only start wishing for other things you cant have.

I wish NiclDoe was as quiet as Dowly on T.S. :rotfl:

[NiclDoe]

Granted but then your mic will be broken and you will have to be quiet as me!
I wish That IL2 AI will be harder then they are. :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but the usual suspects always play it on easy mode ;)

I wish you would behave over on TS before Hunter ICX gets a huffy head on. :rotfl:

[NiclDoe]

http://www.warshipgunner2.com/Smileys/bigdefault/2funny.gifGranted but it will so fast he will be shocked and we will sign a treaty and you can read it when we type it up.;)
I wish I was in the Cash cab in New York City wih Ben Bailey the driver!

[TteFAboB]

Granted, but then this thread will be no longer in page 2.

I wish this thread would return to page 2.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but not everyone has the ability to travel back in time, so you would find yourself all alone.

I wish weekends were longer than two days.

[DeepIron]

Granted! Weekend lengths are now subject to the whim and fancy of the "weekendee"... Unfortunately, the wives pick up on this pretty quick and the list of "honey do's" grows in logarithmic proportion to the length of the weekend... :damn:

[Jimbuna]

You forgot your wish :hmm: :lol:

http://www.itsnature.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfmoon.jpg


http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/wolf-38.gif

[DeepIron]

Thx JB... :oops:

I wish I could get some sleep...

[geetrue]

Granted ... you may sleep, but your walking into a trap. You will think it is a dream, but you really are walking down the middle divider of your local freeway, naked :o

Do not keep a loaded gun in your bedroom while you sleep. Especially after watching the cowboy, Clint Eastwood, in the movie "hang em high" this will result in injury or death to you or a close loved one.

I wish my son wouldn't drive so fast on these mountain roads flipping the finger and honking at people going to slow in front of him. :yep:

[Reno]

Granted. He now drives very slowly and waves happily at all the motorists honking and giving him the finger. This causes him to be late for traffic court which irritates the judge. Your son is sentenced to 30 days in jail. Because you never learned to drive you now have to walk those very same mountain roads while enduring the wrath of punk kids as they speed by honking their horns and giving you the finger.

I wish I were sober.

[Biggles]

Granted, but then you realized how nutty this world is, so you go and hide in a cave for about....ooh, lemmesee......239 years.

I wish this Monday would come abit faster.....

[TarJak]

Granted but like all time travelling wished it ends badly with you injured, dead or at least horribly embarrased.

I wish for nothing right now, as I am content.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but contentment soon brings with it an element of boredom, and you soon start making wishes again.

I wish the wife would stop ringing my Blackberry when I was at work.

[Chock]

Granted, but you might end up having something 'experimental' for dinner which you don't like if she cannot contact you.

I wish Skybird and Waste Gate would agree on something, that's going to be a tough one to grant:rotfl:

Edit: Just noticed Waste Gate got keelhauled, so I guess it's going to be impossible to grant now.

:D Chock

[Reno]

Granted. While trying to call you at work, she hears the Blackberry ringing on the bedroom nightstand where you left it. Smiling at your forgetfulness she picks it up and finds several racy emails from Catherine Zeta-Jones. In a fit of anger she hurls the Blackberry against the wall and it shatters into a kazillion pieces. You now wish you were bored.

I wish people would stop confusing me with Brad Pitt.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but only on condition Waste Gate has his keelhauling removed :lol:

I wish I hadn't answered Chocks wish.

http://www.itsnature.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfmoon.jpg

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/wolf-38.gif

[Reno]

I wish Skybird and Waste Gate would agree on something, that's going to be a tough one to grant:rotfl::D Chock

(Dang, Chock...now I'm all confused.)

In the spirit of the holiday season Skybird and Waste Gate bury the hatchet...in each other. Fortunately because they were both wearing the new Dragon Skin body armor they were not seriously hurt.

I wish I was the new James Bond.

[Reno]

I wish I hadn't answered Chocks wish.

http://www.itsnature.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfmoon.jpg


http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/wolf-38.gif

Dang...I thought I was confused before...

Granted. You never granted Chock's wish. Reno did.

I wish I were faster on the keyboard.

[DeepIron]

Granted! You are now James E. Bond, Employee #GT1000-007. Due to extreme slowness in keyboarding, your bid to become a Dell Computer help center employee has failed. Instead, you take up a more lucritive position as a janitor ...

I wish everyone would have a Merry Christmas...

[TteFAboB]

Granted, but I'm not ruining that wish.

I wish I didn't have to ruin DeepIron's wish.

[Reno]

I wish I didn't have to ruin DeepIron's wish.

Granted. The wish is not ruined and everyone will have a Merry Christmas. Not only that but there will be peace on earth and goodwill to men...unfortunately the women will have to wait a little while longer.

I wish I had hair like Donald Trump.

[TarJak]

Granted, I'm still trying to work out why you would want that but now Ivana wants to marry you.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Reno]

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted. In a moment of inspiration you too wish for Donald Trump's hair. However, a freak windstorm causes the comb over to act like a giant windsail. You suddenly find yourself airborne like Sally Fields in the Flying Nun. At first, you think that its' great fun but then, too late, you realize that you're flying over restricted military airspace. A pair of F-16's are scrambled and shoot you down.

I wish I was drunk.

[miner1436]

"I wish i was drunk"

Granted. In your drunken rage you go on a rampage and kill 6 people and you are sentenced to a lifetime in prison.

I wish i had some cheese.

[TarJak]

Granted, however the cheese was unpastuerised and the bactiera it contains kill you and the unborn child you were carrying.

I wish I had wished for something better than Mr. Trumps hair.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, so you wish for Ivana's hair and Donald falls in love with you and you both enter into a GAY relationship/civil arrangement.

I wish you'd post some photos for us all to look at.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

granted, but you might regret that due a heart attack


i wish i had U-124

[miner1436]

I wish i had U-124

Granted but you get Sunk on 2 April, 1943 west of Oporto, in position 41.02N, 15.39W, by depth charges from the British corvette HMS Stonecrop and the British sloop HMS Black swan.

I wish i had a chocolate bar.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but a big boy comes along and takes it off you.

I wish electricity was free.

[Biggles]

Granted but then you'd look like this:
http://euler.ciens.ucv.ve/matematicos/images/einstein.gif
I wish I could sleep good tonight....

[bookworm_020]

Granted, but you sleep in and get in trouble when you get to work.

I wish I could be in my new house now instead of next month!

[Reaves]

Granted but the house hasn't finished being built and all your possesions get wet when it rains on Wednesday.

-alternative

Granted but the people still living there get annoyed and keep stealing your food.


I wish the women in beauty pagents would stop crapping on about world peace.

[DeepIron]

Granted! They now crap on about world hunger...

I wish fire-breathing dragons were real.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

granted, but you might get burnd by them


i wish i had a cup of coffee

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but it's coffee grains. You forgot the process of making coffee...

I wish I had a new mouse for my computer.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but it's coffee grains. You forgot the process of making coffee...

I wish I had a new mouse for my computer.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but it's coffee grains. You forgot the process of making coffee...

I wish I had a new mouse for my computer.

[Reaves]

Granted but this one keeps peeing on your mousepad and it doesn't have the sensitivity of your old one.

I wish I could do triple posts as well.

[TarJak]

Granted but then the moderators decide that anyone who triple posts gets keelhauled.

I wish people would stop making triple posts.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

granted, they will just ad one more then


i wish i had a new SHIII disk :shifty:

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but now your ROM drive isn't working, so you are no further forward.

I wish I was affluent enough to be able to retire.

[TarJak]

Granted but it has Starforce II on it which cannot be remoeved yet as no-one has developed a no-CD crack for it.

I wish software piracy was more like old fashioned piracy.:arrgh!:

[DeepIron]

Granted! Pirating software now requires one to wear pirate attire, a large sword and act in a convincing swashbuckling manner. Not that makes any difference to the software but it makes one feel like a "real pirate" while breaking the law...

I wish there was another "life-sustaining" planet I could move to and leave this silly Earth and it's equally silly human-related problems behind.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but nobody on that "life-sustaining" planet can speak "earhling languages" because it's in another dimension in another universe.
You soon die of loneliness and boredom.

I wish gold was as cheap as lead.

[TteFAboB]

Granted, you find a self-replenishing supply of gold under your bed and as soon as you become the richest man on the planet your secret is discovered and the value of Gold is crushed, ruining your life along with the lives of everybody who had reserves in it. Silver is now the new Gold, and you don't have any.

I wish laptops had diesel engines to recharge the batteries.

[Biggles]

Granted, but they become just as expensive as a good car.

I wish someone would've remembered my birthday yesterday....

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but it is remembered by a 90-year old man with alzheimer's.

I wish I could meet Yog-Sothoth.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but now that it's passed, there's no need for anyonr to buy you a present.

I wish it was Sunday 16th.

http://www.itsnature.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfmoon.jpg

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/wolf-38.gif

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted. Tomorrow is Monday.:D


I wish that SubSim had more emoticons.

[TarJak]

Granted but now all your posts look like Jimbuna's.

I wish I had a beer right now.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted. You drink the beer and continue to drink until your full and drunk. You decide to want to take a drive. You get in your car and take off. As you're driving along, you think you see little bugs crawling on the windshield of your car. You swerve to knock them off, and CRACK! You crash right into a tree, killing you instantly. [Drinking and driving do not mix, lol; sound like a prohibitionist.]

I wish I had more cowbell.


http://seoblog.intrapromote.com/more_cowbell.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but you ring it too often in a bar and it annoys a mountain of a guy who gives you a good hiding and then throws you out of the bar.

I wish my next emergency call is not to a bar disturbance.

http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/wolfcop.gif

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/wolf-38.gif

[NiclDoe]

Granted but it will you causing the problem!
I wish i had something to talk about.

[Biggles]

Granted, but noone will listen.

I wish this girl would send me an E-mail already...

[bookworm_020]

Granted, but the firewall on your computer blocks it, meaning the thought of not know what she was going to say will haunt you for the rest of your life.

I wish my Christmas shopping was done...

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but someone breaks into your home and steals the gifts. You show up, Christmas Day, with nothing for your family. Slowly, but surely you are forgotten by them. Your relationships crumble and you're thrown out of your home. You walk around for years, a stinking bum, until you come to your home again. It is run-down and has drunks/meth cookers living inside. You feel extremely depressed. You walk along the sidewalk and then into the woods, never to be seen or heard from again.


I wish I had snow and ice AGAIN tomorrow (in Missouri) so I would not have to be taken to school to observe and participate in classes like my job requires me to do.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but you are the only one who is 'snowed in' so they bring the pupils to your house.

I wish money was cheap.

[TarJak]

Granted, you get to live in Zimbabwe where money is very cheap. Like life... But everything else is really expensive. http://www.dailyreckoning.com.au/zimbabwe-inflation/2007/10/15/

I wish I had a nice cuppa tea.

[NiclDoe]

Granted but i forgot to heat it up.:p
I wish i had no school today becuase of the snow here

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you can have the day off.

I wish you don't spend your day off school lurking on the TS server.

[TarJak]

Granted, but by hanging about he has overheard the admin access passwords to the lair and is now hacking your account and changing your avatar to something nasty.:88)

I wish the weather would improve.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

granted, but then it gets TO good for TO long and you wish it to be bad again


i wish i had a life :88)

[Jimbuna]

Granted, everyone else does as well :lol:

I wish all grapes were seedless.

[TteFAboB]

Granted, but without a few seeded grapes to keep the plantations going, those are the last few grapes you or anybody else will ever eat.

I wish dogs could talk.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted. They tell you that they hate your home, you, and they wish for you to die a horrible death.


I wish that I could fly.

[Biggles]

Granted, but the gov. will take you away and lock you up, 'cause otherwise everyone would want to know how you did it, and the only thing the gov. hate more than terrorists are people that knows something they don't.

I wish it was Christmas Eve....

[Biggles]

Blimey, doublepost! How the ruddin' hell....

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but you have no presents to open because your loved ones knew nothing of your wish and have yet to buy your presents.

I wish fish could walk on land like humans.

[DeepIron]

Granted! Reaching into their far, far evolutionary past, fish once again discover the mechanism that allows them to breath air and walk on dry land. Looking about at the oceans and the levels of pollution that they have attained, the Fish People start a mass "illegal immigration" to the developed Western Countries and "the better life".

This has the negative effect of overloading an already strained to the max social and health care system. The Western Counties implode under the pressure and the world begins a new era of "Piscean Supremacy".

I wish automobile drivers in the US Northeast corridor would learn to drive like sane people...

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but then they suffer from insanity, and start running people OVER with their cars. Happy now?! Either settle for their terrible driving skills, or accept how you'll have to worry about a car ramming into your house at night.

I wish that I could ban whoever I wished (and it couldn't be me).

[NiclDoe]

Granted but your not a Mod. of Subsim so you can ban them.
I wish i got my new computer already!

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but Santa didn't have time to install all the latest upgrades because you wanted it early and it won't play GWX2.

I wish ould hurry up helping seed this GWX2 torrent.

http://www.itsnature.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfmoon.jpg


http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/wolf-38.gif

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted but your not a Mod. of Subsim so you can ban them.
I wish i got my new computer already!

So I CAN ban them, eh?:hmm: Thanks!

Granted, but everybody knows that torrents are the slowest things in the universe, so you don't get anything done, and it will take you 6 weeks to download from the torrent. (@ Jimbuna)

I wish I could be declared Cthulhu!

[Jimbuna]

Granted but your not a Mod. of Subsim so you can ban them.
I wish i got my new computer already!

So I CAN ban them, eh?:hmm: Thanks!

Granted, but everybody knows that torrents are the slowest things in the universe, so you don't get anything done, and it will take you 6 weeks to download from the torrent. (@ Jimbuna)

I wish I could be declared Cthulhu!

Granted, but with global warming being at an advanced stage, all the oceans on earth dry up and you find yourself homeless. The human race therefore find it easy to hunt you down, kill you and in so doing, the price of fish drops to an affordable level.

I wish I didn't have to go for a works medical in the moening.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted. You get in a car wreck two days later, and are sent there anyway, only to die of infection.:D

I wish that I WAS the universe.

[Biggles]

Granted, but since you're getting bigger by the second, it's suddenly a bitch to buy new clothes.

I wish I was popular.

[TteFAboB]

Granted, that video of you kissing a 1:1 scale Barney teddy-bear is uploaded to YouTube and you become more popular than Star Wars kid.

I wish I had the time, skill and money to play Golf.

[NiclDoe]

granted but you will get no hole in 1s.:p
I wish I had the the world's biggest train set.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

granted, but your home will be filled up till the roof and you wont be able to get inside to play with it


i wish my M40 uniform arrived this week :arrgh!:

[NiclDoe]

Granted but Miss Kitty will tear it to bits:p
I wish I cold write a novel about WWII.

[DeepIron]

Granted! Your persistance and diligence pays off and you write the consummate WWII epic novel. Unfortunately, most of the world now operates at a 3rd grade reading comprehension level (at best) and your masterpiece ends up languishing on the book sellers shelves.

I wish I could lose this 20 pound "spare tire" around my waist... :oops:

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but you have to walk around wearing bin liners for clothes because your too poor to change/replace everything in your wardrobe.

I wish I had been responsible for the beating I saw a hit and run driver receive today.

[TteFAboB]

Granted, unfortunately the guy tried running away because he's a member of a terror cell and feared the police would lock him up. As such, he's the kind of guy fond of holding grudges and manages to convince the head of his organization to make you their bombing target in revenge. Their attack does fail to kill you, destroying, for the worse, your computer with all your SH3/4 save-games, mod files and dwarf pornography.

I wish I had a long-range private jet.

[NiclDoe]

Granted but i made the fuel tanks a tad smaller thus making it short ranged.
I wish i had something to annoy people with.

[geetrue]

I wish i had something to annoy people with.


Granted, but Wastegate isn't available till the first of the year or until he gets out of jail, meaning whichever comes first. :lol:

I wish Santa Claus could find me in all of this snow ...

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

dwarf pornography.


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Biggles]

I wish i had something to annoy people with.


Granted, but Wastegate isn't available till the first of the year or until he gets out of jail, meaning whichever comes first. :lol:

I wish Santa Claus could find me in all of this snow ...

Granted, he does, but only to tell you why you won't get any presents: because you hadn't gotten rid of all the snow in your chimney!

I wish that man could travel in space at the same extent as in Star Wars...

[NiclDoe]

Granted but nobody wants to risk their life

[Jimbuna]

You forgot to make a wish :lol:

[Stealth Hunter]

I wish that dwarf pornography was banned in every country on the face of the Earth.

[bookworm_020]

Granted, obese people pornography takes over the void left by it's demise

I wish for a perfect Christmas day and a great New Year forr all subsimmers!

[Zachstar]

Granted but then you have to wish for 10 thousand other holidays and events as well.

I wish I was a fish.

[DeepIron]

Granted! Unfortunately you find yourself being served "blackened" with a side of cajun spiced rice in a New Orleans 4 star restaurant.

I wish the laws of physics could be altered at will...

[Reaves]

Granted, but I'm the one with the power and not you. I spend the rest of my life bragging about this fact on your front lawn.

I wish my house mates girlfriend wasn't such a whinning mole.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted. She becomes a bitchy and slutty mole.:rotfl: MERRY F&%$in' CHRISTMAS!!


I wish I had a billion dollars, the continent of Europe, a thousand nukes, a full army equal to China's, and a blitzkrieg army dwarfing Hitler's in professionalism and advancement in technology.

[Reaves]

Granted but I own the rest of the world with an army dwarfing all the modern armies put together (which is much better than yours). We soon go to war only to leave the planet a smoking ruin. As you emerge from your radiation bunker and you realise that you focussed on your military and not caring about diplomatic relations which in turn caused you to lose everything you ever gained by ruling Europe.

Good one SH.

I wish I was fishing.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted. You catch a shark and it drags you into the ocean. Your arm gets twisted in the wire and it drags you deeper and deeper. Your lungs start to hurt as do your eardrums. As you go deeper, you begin to slowly drown. Eventually, you perish, and your body floats down and rests 250 feet below the surface.



I wish I owned the galaxy with an iron fist.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but just like a certain Darth Vader before you....you did not take a certain young guy called Luke Skywalker seriously. His rebellion against your tyranny is successful and you are destroyed.

I wish my dog could exercise itself without the need for me to have to go with it.

[NiclDoe]

Granted but he will become a superdog and always will have to save the UK from trouble and will be country famous and he will recieve no fame.
I wish I had an iPhone.

[Mush Martin]

Granted but you will have to call customer care regarding wrong charges
on your bill (and good luck with that { thats b as in subtle sir ?} )

I wish I had No happiness and a ton of debt and no tax refund due
(now go ahead and screw up my dream)

[DeepIron]

Granted! (Why crush your dream when it's already miserable enough!)

I wish my wife and I could retire comfortably at our current ages.

[Kratos]

Granted: then you both live in each others pockets and get on each others nerves and you wont reach that magical anniversary ..

I wish people would realise that Santa clause is REALLY DEAD :lol:

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but once everyone realises the truth, all the children in the world will be sad and the only happy folk will be those tight folk of mainly Scottish descent.

I wish Santa would bring me a new car.

[DeepIron]

Granted! http://www.northrim.net/jhouck/images/hot_wheels.jpg

I wish for a Wii for Christmas...

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

granted, but after a few seconds the wii starts to bore you and you toss it out of the window

i wish i wasnt drunk today

[Biggles]

Granted, you were drunk yesterday, so now you have the mother of all headaches!

I wish I wasn't cold.

[NiclDoe]

Granted but you will be too hot.
I wish that somebody will tell me what Hoochie woochie means!!!

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but it kills Balz and there's no Hoochie Woochie.

I wish I could be Erich Lowenhardt.

[NiclDoe]

Yes Balz finally dies!!!
Granted but you get shot down by the Finnish Ace Dowly!:p
I wish i could be Erich Hartmann and get to kill Dowly in IL2

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but flak shoots you down and you're captured by the Russians who use their infamous genital torture techniques on you. Enjoy!

I wish that a NEW IL-2 came out, and I was still better than Dowly.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but the novelty would soon wear off as you realised you were just another addition to an ever lengthening list of people.

I wish bees couldn't sting.

[NiclDoe]

Granted but now they kill. :lol:
I wish Dowly nelieved in Santa.:lol:

[Jimbuna]

Granted but now they kill. :lol:
I wish Dowly nelieved in Santa.:lol:

Make sure your mom orders the right one :up:

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2853/wolfcostumehy9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

We've already taken delivery of the one for Dowly :lol:

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/8355/ferretcostumeho7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Kratos]

Granted: youve got youre costume that should keep you quiet for a bit:rotfl:

i wish Jimbuna would hurry and get to his 11,000th post might stop all this spam:smug:
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[TteFAboB]

Granted, but in the hurry jimbuna slips on the wet floor and lets 5,000 posts fall to the ground and shatter, forcing him to double his spamming efforts to recover his posts.

I wish the moderators would remove 5,000 posts from jimbuna's post count.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but they all die in a sinking ship, and SubSim is lost forever.

I wish that Lord Satan had a Ferrari.

[TarJak]

Granted, but he drives it over you and your family several times in his hurry to finish his Christmas shopping.

I wish that everyone has a great Christmas.

[Mush Martin]

Granted Except For The Oven Door Jamming at your place
setting the turkey alight an event to be recognized by history
as the origins of the Great Australian Continental Fire.

I Wish I could stop posting.:hmm:

[Reno]

I Wish I could stop posting.:hmm:

Granted. But then you read one of Reno's most excellent and eloquent responses and you can't help yourself. You try to be as clever and funny but fail miserably. You end up doomed to post forever in vain attempts to be just like him...perfect.

I wish I wasn't so humble.

[Mush Martin]

Granted but you overcompensate and ...............

http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_captkirk_preview.jpg
(thnx rdp)

I wish the snow would stop.

[TarJak]

Granted, however seeing it has snowed for 75 hours straight and at a rate of 1ft per minute you now cannot leave your house until the spring thaw.

I wish Mush had a supply of good Australian Red to see him though the winter.;)

[Reno]

I wish Mush had a supply of good Australian Red to see him though the winter.;)

Granted. Mush's home is filled floor to ceiling with Australian Red. But not just any Red, this is that legendary blend of Coonawarra Cabernet and Barossa Shiraz, the 1962 Pendfolds Bin 60A. Mush is giddy with delight. He drinks through the spring thaw and collapses flat on his face in a drunken stupor. From his vantage point he watches the leaves blossom on the trees outside his bedroom window. Then he sees the leaves fall as Autumn turns to winter. Soon the snow begins to fall....

I wish I had a Pioneer Elite 60 inch 1080p plasma HDTV with a Blu-Ray player, Def Tec towers, and the blu-ray disc of Dave Matthews live at Radio City Music Hall and Catherine Zeta Jones snuggled up next to me in that sexy little red thing I bought her for Christmas while we both enjoy a bottle of 1962 Penfolds Bin 60A and sing along with Dave as he belts out "Crash into me". (http://music.aol.com/video/crash-into-me-aol-music-live/dave-matthews/1954082)

[TteFAboB]

Granted, but you know you're getting an old black & white curved TV with no remote, a mono speaker, a recording of Dowly squeaking and Hillary Clinton drunk on Budweiser jumping all over you while you scream for help in terror and panic.

I wish August would let me pirate on his Christmass decoration. :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but so many people disagree with what you do that the community send you to Coventry for your actions and you have to resort to creating your own thread as this is now your only means of posting and maintaining what little sanity you have left.

I wish Ubisoft would release a SH V.

[Mush Martin]

Granted but it turns out to be direct plagerism of Silent service and
the eula you clicked agreement to granted you full legal responsibility
Sued by the descendants of micro prose employee's led by the great
great grandson of fletcher christian your are left void
of any bribe money and can no longer afford a pack of crisps or even
to pay attention.

I Wish that future sims would merge all branch's into a wonderful
"second life of the second world war" where you can be rosie the
rivetter , albert speer, Ike or Johnny frost in the air on the ground
and at sea. and where when you spend your weekend sailing
a virtual convoy across the ocean you get payed huge money because
telepresence allowed you to be working a real convoy of goods at the
sametime as you played allowing us all to make a living in playing our
favourite sims (except rdp)

[Reno]

I Wish that future sims would merge all branch's into a wonderful "second life of the second world war" where you can be rosie the
rivetter , albert speer, Ike or Johnny frost in the air on the ground
and at sea. and where when you spend your weekend sailing
a virtual convoy across the ocean you get payed huge money because
telepresence allowed you to be working a real convoy of goods at the
sametime as you played allowing us all to make a living in playing our
favourite sims (except rdp)

Granted...You emerge from the telepresence transmorgifier as Hilary Rodham the riveter. After an exhausting day of riveting you fall asleep in the cargo hold of a liberty ship bound for Guadalcanal. The ship is torpedoed 175 miles west of Espirtu Santo but you manage to survive by clinging onto a large barco lounger. After several days of drifting northward you are swallowed by a gigantic whale. The whale endures a bad case of indigestion but continues on its migratory route north. As the whale approaches Honshu it is spotted by several Japenese fishing vessels. It is soon surrounded and harpooned. The fishermen bring the whale aboard and cut open the carcass. That's when you are discovered and taken prisoner, but not before the fishermen have their way with you.

I wish TteFAboB didn't mess up my last wish. You got to admit that was a heck of a wish. And how someone could be so inconsiderate as to replace Catherine Zeta Jones feeling all mellow and loose from the wine with a cackling agressive Hilary sloppy drunk on Bud is just beyond me. Why would you do that? I wish to have my last wish back.

[NiclDoe]

Granted but 1 could have 1 wish to grant and now all of them you can not get back.
I wish i could fly better with my new Joystick in IL2

[Reno]

I wish i could fly better with my new Joystick in IL2

Granted you fly better but you still can't shoot straight.

I wish they'd do a state of the art remake of Aliens vs Predator for the PC.

[TarJak]

Granted, They have however you do not have the ability to run it as it requires more PC hardware and power than you can afford.

I wish Santa would bring me something nice tonight!

[Mush Martin]

Granted but from santas perspective a lump of Coal is nice

I wish everbody gets to give what the wanted to for christmas.
M

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

granted, but for some reason all packages get delivered to the wrong persons so your still not happy with the gift


i wish i hadnt go to my family without my cat :shifty:

[NiclDoe]

Granted but Miss Kitty went all by herself and sneaked out when you were sleeping and you have been looking for her.
I wish i dont have to go to cousins house tom.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Granted but Miss Kitty went all by herself and sneaked out when you were sleeping and you have been looking for her.
I wish i dont have to go to cousins house tom.

granted, but then he comes over to your place and ruins everything.


i wish Nicl would stop talking about "miss kitty" :stare: (or i will shoot him soon)

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but he now talks about Mr. Kitty instead.

I wish santa would bring me a Type XXIII 1/72nd scale model.

[Mush Martin]

Granted but its child proof and so comes with one piece already
missing (conning tower)


I wish I didnt have to change the element in the oven
at the same time as Im prepping the turkey.:shifty:

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but that means you have to eat the turkey raw or starve to death.

I wish I didn't have to change the toilet seat on Xmas Eve.

[Mush Martin]

granted but due to your negligence your mother in law becomes a
permanent resident of the place you live at 5;30pm every day.

I wish jim a merry christmas (again)

[Jimbuna]

Granted and thank you Martin http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/thumbsup.gif

I wish you and your family the same....(again) http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/greywolftail.gif

http://www.abfnet.com/forum/images/smilies/pirate_with_bottle_of_rum_lg_blk.gif

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but crazy communists move you to different parts of the world.

I wish for MORE POWER.

[NiclDoe]

Grangted but you have too much and the Police take it away from you!
I wish i could never sleep.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, so you die a horrid death that is impossible to imagine.

I wish that I could fly.

[TarJak]

Granted, but as usual you crash and burn.

I wish this dream is not crushed by some unfeeling Subsimmer.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

granted, but then it gets crushed by some other person who just signed up to crush it


i wish my cat would live as long as me :yep:

[TarJak]

Granted, you both have 5 minutes to live.

I wish that my fish tank was self cleaning.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but it breaks open and floods your home.

[Stealth Hunter]

I wish for magic boots.

[Biggles]

Granted, but your feet are too big.

I wish I didn't have to fly 8 hours to get to New York....

[joegrundman]

Granted. You don't get to go to New York.

I wish I had a PC that could run sh4 on max graphics settings

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but now SH5 is released and your computer specs are woefully inadequate.

I wish I didn't have to go back to work next Monday.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

granted, but now you have to work on sunday instead


i wish SH3 had fully modelled boats with crew in all compartiments

[TteFAboB]

Granted, but to reduce system requirements they are all clones of Bernard.

I wish I owned a NASCAR team.

[TarJak]

Granted, but you hire Bernard and his twin as drivers and they keep crashing costing you sponsorships and millions in repair bills and insurance premiums. On reviewing their contracts they have ironclad agreements that you cannot break and are stuck with them until they crash into the pits killing 200 people and destroying most other NASCAR teams in the ensuing fireball.

I wish that I hadn't crushed that dream quite so hard. (I like NASCAR).

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you wake up in a cold sweat and realise you were having a nightmare.

I wish newcastle United could actually win a game of football on the odd occasion.

[TarJak]

Granted, the odd occasion that they play conference teams they win. Any time they play an FA side they lose.

I wish Jimbuna was a West Ham United fan.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but they soon get relegated all the way to non league football, and he reverts back to the TOON.

I wish money was cheap.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Granted, money is now worth 0.0000000001 and therefore useless.


i wish i knew how to model with all sorths of graphic things to make an attempt to model a full U-boat

[TarJak]

Granted, however your modelling career is cut short because all your photo shoots end up looking like this:
http://www.soldcentralfl.com/flyingpenguin/crapshot.jpg

I wish there were more interesting targets about.

[Kratos]

Granted: But you have to come back from the future,to the proper hemisphere and the tagets would be the right way up.that'll be different for you.;)

I wish my p.c. was working proper :cry:.

[TarJak]

Granted, it has been since you bought it. It's the person operating it that's the problem.

I wish Kratos could live in the future too.

[NiclDoe]

Granted but there is no wine and beer and Kratos would have to go back to the past becuase he can not go to the bar on thrusdays to get drunk.:lol:
I wish I could make video games.

[TteFAboB]

Granted, you can make clones of Pac-Man, Pong, Asteroids, Tetris and Missile Command. Congratulations.

I wish LucasArts would make a new version of the X-Wing game.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it's called the Z-Wing because they were sick and tired of gamers asking "Y"

I wish my new router would recognise the WAN connection.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

granted, but now it dosnt recognise your computer


i wish ppl didnt overbid me on ebay on a german bayonet with scabbard :shifty:

[bookworm_020]

granted, but now it dosnt recognise your computer


i wish ppl didnt overbid me on ebay on a german bayonet with scabbard :shifty:

Granted, You just get dudded by the seller!

I wish that I get the job I've applied for!

[NiclDoe]

Granted but you get the lowest pay!
I wish I could make a time machine.

[DeepIron]

Granted! You successfully build a time machine but are unable to use it due to "temporal paradox".

I wish the presidential hopefuls would run non-smear campaigns this year.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but the electorate make smutty stories up themselves.

I wish I had a newer sports car.

[TteFAboB]

Granted,
http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/4/1/8/f_wsb505x372Fm_2bccff0.jpg

I wish I had 3 legs and 4 arms.

[TarJak]

Granted, you are now a spider with one leg missing and will soon be eaten by the female spider of the same species, that you are trying to mate with.

I wish that my SH3 watch officer would get out of bed on his own.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but your watch officer is Bernard. Enjoy.


I wish that I could kill anyone by just saying the words, "I want YOU to die."

[Wave Skipper]

Granted, but you end up wishing the one man alive to die that could have proven conclusively that Tolkien did not write his stories to support Himmler’s Thule-Gesellschaft nazi theories.

I wish that LeoVampire/Dave has a wonderful new adventure in the spiritual realm he is now in. (seriously)

[Jimbuna]

I have expressed my heartfelt condolences over on SHIV and as such I am reverting back 2 posts to that of TJ.
Lest any readers misunderstand or misinterpret any part of the previous post. As well intended and respectful as I'm sure it was meant.

[TarJak]

I wish that LeoVampire/Dave has a wonderful new adventure in the spiritual realm he is now in. (seriously)

Granted, and that's a dream I won't crush.

I wish my current adventure was a little less exciting.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but that means you are all alone in your bed now.

I wish I had the spare blankets of TJ's bed.

[TarJak]

Granted, but you can't get the stains out.

I wish this thread was less confusing.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, just so long as you meant Seaman Staines.

I wish I was flying to Dubai with my son on Thursday.

[NiclDoe]

Granted but you dont get to sit in first class with him.
I wish I knew how to play the Drums in Rockband for the Xbox 360.

[TteFAboB]

Granted, but you forget how to play the Guitar in GuitarHero for the PS2.

I wish I had a new 5.1, or greater, speaker set.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but the day after, a 6.1 system is released and your now playing catch up again.

I wish the kids would stop pinching from my secret stash of xmas chocolate.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

granted, you eat all the chocolate in one hour so they wont get anything, but you get verry fat doing so


i wish i didnt had to go out the house

[Kratos]

Granted: then you end up like garfield...a fat cat... http://www.msnpro.com/funnyanimations/funnyanimation26.gif


I wish my dentist wasn't a butcher?

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Granted: then you end up like garfield...a fat cat... http://www.msnpro.com/funnyanimations/funnyanimation26.gif
i dont mind :yep:, thats what i want actualy ;)

[TarJak]

Granted: then you end up like garfield...a fat cat... http://www.msnpro.com/funnyanimations/funnyanimation26.gif


I wish my dentist wasn't a butcher?
Granted, He's not a butcher, he is a sadist.

I wish milk still came in bottles with foil tops and cream in the neck.

[Kratos]

Granted: as we have blue tits here nicking the cream,you now have the biggest fattest budgies in OZ. and theres that much budgie crap all over your house it cost a fortune for the cleaning. Now you wish you kept the cartons,:lol:

I wish i was up in the air in a p40 ;)

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but Japanese AA fire shoots your plane's engine out. You bail out, only to have your parachute fail. You fall from 5,000 feet to the ground below.

I wish for godmode.

[TarJak]

Granted, but alas you only get godmode in Pong.

I wish I had an RPGL (Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher), for recreational use.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but you have no grenades to fire from it so it is totally useless to you.

I wish I was the sole supplier for RPGL ammunition.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

granted, but now the factory closes so your cant sell anything


i wish i had a Zundapp with sidecar

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but Japanese AA fire shoots your plane's engine out. You bail out, only to have your parachute fail. You fall from 5,000 feet to the ground below.

I wish for godmode.

Granted. Unfortunatly, you picked the wrong religion.

I wish i had more room for my library.:hmm:

[geetrue]

I wish i had more room for my library.:hmm:

Granted, but the contractor that built the new addition to your house didn't get the proper permits, so the neighbors complain about the ugly site of a new library so close to their residential area.

Now you only have 30 days to tear it down at your expense.

I wish I had a real girl like they use to paint on the nose of planes in WWII ...

[nikimcbee]

I wish i had more room for my library.:hmm:

Granted, but the contractor that built the new addition to your house didn't get the proper permits, so the neighbors complain about the ugly site of a new library so close to their residential area.

Now you only have 30 days to tear it down at your expense.

..

Hey, wait, that's cheatin' No actual Northwest laws/ cases. You'd think I was trying to build a casino in the gorge.:roll:

Anyway, back to the game....

Granted, but you'll need to buy a large bottle of penecillin:rotfl: :damn: . The rash will go away in time.


I wish I was... a lumberjack, swinging from tree to tree.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but whilst you are swinging through the trees you are spotted by a hunter who mistakes you for a world record breaking (size wise) exotic parrot. He shoots you, has you stuffed and mounted in his trophy room.

I wish there was no conflict in the Middle East.

[TteFAboB]

Granted, the conflict in the Middle East is relocated to the Middle of your Living Room.

I wish I knew everything about computer hardware.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but you nothing about the software your wanting to install.

I wish there was a three legged chicken I could keep up with in a race.

[Kratos]

Granted: http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/th_genie9hy.gifbut you couldn't even catch a cold ne'er mind a three legged chicken.....

I wish for a new computer for my birthday

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it's Laurens old one :rotfl:

I wish I can remember to bring that spare RAM to yours this weekend ;)

[Kratos]

Granted: look in to my eye ''you wont forget''
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/032.jpg
YOU WILL NOT FORGET;)


I wish I was on holiday.

[Wave Skipper]

that eye has to be the ultimate crush depth

[Onkel Neal]

I wish I was on holiday.

Granted, but you lose your passport, you are grabbed by Arkansas hillbillies and put to work on a pea farm.

I wish I had a hot tub.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but not realising just how hot it is, you jump in and then have to race into the next room for a cold shower.

I wish it was possible to move house without the fuss of packing.

[Kratos]

Granted: just jack it up and put the original wheels back on it, ;) :rotfl:

i wish it wasn't as cold today?

[nikimcbee]

Granted: just jack it up and put the original wheels back on it, ;) :rotfl:

i wish it wasn't as cold today?

Granted! What are you doing in Neal's hot tub wish!?!


I wish it would hurry up to July, so we can do the Subsim party!

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but you do realise the venues been changed to London don't you ?, so you need to get them flightd booked early.

I wish my earlier statement was true.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but you do realise the venues been changed to London don't you ?, so you need to get them flightd booked early.

I wish my earlier statement was true.

Ha! Granted! But tractorsim buys out subsim and it is relocated to a corn field in Iowa (US):up:


I wish they would add playable Japanese subs to sh4.

[Sailor Steve]

Granted, but every time you set sail some American torpedoes you.

I wish my Kawasaki was running.

[Onkel Neal]

Granted, but now Neal shows up on his Suzuki and challenges you to a race.

I wish steak had anti-calories.

[Kratos]

Granted: Then there would be no need to breed them thar longhorns. And you revert to eating K.F.C. .;)

I wish i could go up in a space shuttle?

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but your left behind on the space station by mistake and live the rest of your days in cyber solitude.

I wish the earth had more land capable of being farmed.

[Kratos]

I wish the earth had more land capable of being farmed.

Granted: sort of....you can have the little space i call a garden for growing your onions;) but i'll remain on the space station in my hydroponics lab working on a better solution:up:

I wish I had a better understanding of women ..more so how they think.it would make my life easier ?

[NiclDoe]

Granted but they do not like you understanding them so much that they will hit you with there purses and beat you up.
I wish we could fly tonight.

[TarJak]

Granted but as usual Hunter or Dowly shoots you down or crashes into your plane.

I wish I could tell what was going to happen next...

[Kratos]

Granted: http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/th_genie9hy.gifbut wait... YOU CAN your from the future


I wish the internet would speed up today?

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

granted, but from tomorrow you dont have internet at all becouse you wasted everything in a fast connection that you cant afford


i wish... i wish... :hmm:
i wish i had a K98 to compleet my uniform

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but because of the new gun legislation, your gun is confiscated by the authorities and you are arrested and sentenced to 6 months penal servitude.

I wish I had somewhere to store this spare computer monitor.

[TteFAboB]

Granted, I'll store it for you, don't worry, I'll keep it safe and you can come pick it up whenever you want. Now where did I leave my eBay login info...

I wish I could remember my eBay login ID and password.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but someone steals both of them and takes your credit card number as well as your social security number. With your life in ruins, you decide to hang yourself.

I wish you'd had a happier ending.

[TarJak]

Granted, his afterlife is better than yours.

I wish my boss would hurry up and go.

[Reaves]

Granted but he never returns leaving you unemployed.

I wish it would rain.

[TteFAboB]

Granted, it starts raining, and it never stops.

I wish I had a really long snorkel.

[TarJak]

Granted, your schnorkel is now longer than anyone else's but still shorter than mine.

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Chris-Johns/An-Elephant-Uses-its-Trunk-as-a-Snorkel-While-Swimming-the-Chobe-River-Framed-Photographic-Print-C12778066.jpeg

I wish someone would switch off that light.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but that gives the burglars outside the impression that your asleep. They enter your home uninvited and you cower behind the settee as they disconnect your pc and run off with it.

I wish Monday mornings were the beginning of the weekend break.

[Kratos]

Granted: http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/th_genie9hy.gif Then Sat. and Sun. become part of your contracted working week.

I wish i could stop wishing?

[TarJak]

Granted, That was your last. Time gentlemen please!

I wish my PC wasn't a dead lump of metal and silicone right now.:cry:

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it now breaths new life but still won't work.

I wish elephants could talk.

[Kratos]

Granted: http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/th_ele1.gif



I wish i could win the national lottery?

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it is the most shared lottery win in the games history (31 million winners) and you get less than your £1 stake back in prize money.

I wish I didn't have this chest virus.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

granted, now the doctors cut your leggs and hands off


i wish i didnt had a stupid sis who ruins everyone's day :shifty:

[Morts]

granted, but now you got your mom annoying you

i wish i had a pie:D

[TarJak]

Granted, but it's a cow pie.

I wish I owned a car park.

[Kratos]

Granted: now you have new job

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/bennyhillcopy.jpg

I wish I had a cold beer right now?

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but your best friend hates you and henceforth rubbed the beer in a public New York bathroom toilet. Enjoy your ass-beer, my friend. Yes, yes, that's right... drink up...

I wish for magic to appear in the form of Margaret Thatcher on my computer screen.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but looking like this it would appear your settings are in need of some adjustment.

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/8539/thatcherty9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I wish the moon was cubed in shape.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted. The gravitation pull of Earth on a cubed Moon causes it to in fact move towards Earth, not away. Eventually, just a year later from your wish, it SMASHES INTO THE EARTH AND BLOWS HUMANITY INTO OBLIVION!

I wish Germany won World War I.

[TteFAboB]

Granted, as soon as WWI broke out Germany suffered a coup and switched sides to the allies. Austria and the Ottomans surrendered immediately, and as part of the victorious alliance in this very short war, Germany did get to win WWI.

I wish the Dallas Cowboys hadn't been defeated.

[TarJak]

Granted they tied and the stadium collapsed on top of them during extra time ending thier hopes of appearing again.

I wish I had a yabbie as a pet.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but your wife falls in love with it, runs off with it and leaves you broken hearted and lonely.

I wish work wasn't so boring at the moment.

[TarJak]

Granted, your work as a policeman becomes so interesting that you lose several pints of blood in a drunken brawl involving a 7ft blond Asian transvestite named Regina, your wife, Kratos, George Clooney, the cast of Guys and Dolls and an Alsation named Horace.

I wish I could make origami animals.

[bookworm_020]

Granted, the animals you make a so life like they attack you, killing you with a thousand paper cuts.

I wish (and pray) that it doesn't rain on the day we move house in a week.

[TarJak]

Granted it's 50 degress C in the shade when you move and the airconditioning in your car and both houses simultaneously breaks down.

I wish flies and mosquitoes were not as annoying as they are.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but then they mutate into a new creature that's even MORE annoying.

I wish that I could run as fast as light.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but come evening you would be moving at a snails pace.

I wish I could meet this erm....person called Regina.

[TarJak]

Granted, but come evening you would be moving at a snails pace.

I wish I could meet this erm....person called Regina.Granted, but that's what started the brawl in the first place.

I wish Jim luck with Regina.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but his luck runs out.

I wish for a cookie.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

granted, but before you eat the cookie someone grabs it and eats it himselve


i wish i knew why mostly TJ and Jim are crushing the dreams :hmm:

[TarJak]

Granted, but with that knowledge come the need for TJ and Jim to kill you so no-one else finds out. Byeeee. ;)

I wish that KJM could meet Regina too.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but with that knowledge come the need for TJ and Jim to kill you so no-one else finds out. Byeeee. ;)

I wish that KJM could meet Regina too.

Granted, but did you know Regina is a guy.

I wish Led Zeppelin would go on tour.:hmm: