Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

[NealT]

They do taste better than cow dung...but only if aged.

I wish I could get that picture out of my head.

[TarJak]

Granted, but foolishly you decide to use chainsaw surgery to do so and forget the anesthetic

I wish anesthesia was available on demand

[Task Force]

Granted. but not for you.

I wish my fw 190 could carry the goring bomb so I can stop all the allies at malta.

[Mush Martin]

Granted but due to a typographical error on the requisition you are
issued with the boring bomb that puts everyone to sleep only.:salute:

A good flight to you:up: from your ground crew and the P-38 squadron
on your six:o


I wish I could come back to subsim and crush somebodies dream

[Task Force]

Granted, you just did and waisted a dream... good job... other people could have used that wish.:haha:

I wish Mush Martin's wish was taken back. (and for the goring gas bomb to work.)

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but back to the stone age, so your gas bomb is simoly those gasses that eminate through chainmail underwear.

I wish I could get these trousers to fit.

[TarJak]

Granted, you get them to fit wy swapping them for a size XXXXXXXXL

I wish hitting your funny bone was more humerus

[Task Force]

Granted, to everyone else except you.

I wish this :88) guys face would get stuck like this.

[Freiwillige]

Granted. But now thats the only face you can ever see during intercourse.

I wish I had a better job.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, the job is better but the pay is less.

I wish Thuringia were a meal.

[NealT]

It is more than a meal, it is a feast. The only bad thing is that it is laced with iocane powder and that is always fatal. Eat up!

I wish it were not any colder than 42 degrees F and not any warmer than 52 degrees F.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted it is not any colder than 42 degrees F and not any warmer than 52 degrees F, but the F stands for "fooked up temperature scale" meaning that 42 degrees F = -1,541,578,216,579,513,137 C and 52 degrees F = 1,365,198,273,262,385,172,182,363 C

I wish it would stop snowing

[Jimbuna]

Granted, enjoy the hurricane instead.

I wish to be excused.

[Mush Martin]

Granted no takebacks

I wish jim could be excused too.:salute:

[NealT]

Granted, he leaves never to be seen or heard from again...and since you are the one who made the wish, you get the honor of escorting him to wherever he wishes to go.

I wish pharmacies did not run out of heart medication...

[TarJak]

Granted, but now they run out of everything else because they have to store all that heart medication and you are feeling a nasty cold coming on

I wish paranoia was more prevalent

[Sledgehammer427]

granted, paranoia IS more prevalent, but now nobody leaves their closet because of the germs, nuclear war, the second Nazi uprising, Chernobyl continuing to release radiation, et cetera.

I wish I could find a cheap ATI video card

[TarJak]

Granted, you should be able to pick up a Rage3D for about $3 now. Of course you'll be a tad limited to 1995 games but you did want cheap

I wish you could have things good, fast and cheap instead of having to pick two of these criteria

[Freiwillige]

Granted, Unfortunately its an ATI 3D rage card circa 1994 with 8 megs of graphics memory and is currently uncompatible with your current computer causing you to downgrade to a 486DX 33 Mhz system capable of playing only Submarine text games.

I wish I had buckets of money

[NealT]

Granted you have two, (2) buckets full of liquid gold (oil) and they are worth money...not much but money nonetheless...

I wish my supervisors would do things properly.

[Rockstar]

Granted, but they still can't to do it effiiciently, causing productivity to fall off of which you are blamed and fired for.

I wish I didn't have to shovel snow today.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, you don't have to shovel snow today, you have to shovel it for 3,857,273,000,273 days, starting tomorrow

I wish snow in Georgia didn't cause the power, phone and internet to go out, not to mention the fact that no one knows how to drive in it:damn:

[Rockstar]

Granted, but you are the only one with these amenities and the entire state population can drive in snowstorms and blizzards without incident to your house and use your phone, TV, and internet.


I wish Digital Trucker has enough beds and food to serve his new roomates



.

[Freiwillige]

Granted. Snow in georgia did not cause the power, phone and internet to go out. Oddly enough though the rest of the country got buried in 5 feet of snow and took out the power grid nationwide caussing the loss of your phone, internet and power.

I wish I could win this game were all playing right now.

[Sledgehammer427]

granted, you have just won! but Onkle Neal banned you because you have done the impossible and thinks of you as a threat

I wish country music would disappear

[TarJak]

Granted, it disappears into your ears and echoes around in your head until the men with the white coats arrive and pump you full of sedatives

I wish luck's a fortune

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but it turns out to be unlucky, and the fortune is a napkin.

I wish that Pirate Ninja Cyborg Jesus would come and fight the evil space invaders of Galrog 9.

[A Very Super Market]

He beams himself down and quickly defeats them. By throwing planets at them until they all die.

It takes quite a bit.

We're included.


I wish that we get a smiley for "BLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[Freiwillige]

Granted, but we lose all other smileys do to the size of this one. Soon everybody is sick of it and blames you.

I wish you would give me 70k dollars

[TarJak]

Granted you can have 70k Zimbabwean dollars which might just afford you a fistfull of dirt

I wish everyone would vote in the Subsim Machinima Festival

[Freiwillige]

Granted everyone in the world votes in the machinema festival, causing huge INTERNET lag, millions crossing boarders creating famine and wars just to get to more modern countries with INTERNET, random people without INTERNET breaking into peoples homes that have the INTERNET to vote. The massive net lag clogs phone lines and downs most communications globally causing the recession to turn into a global depression with entire civilizations collapsing!:nope:


I wish you had never made your wish!

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, TarJak never made his wish, you made it for him and the rest of the world hates you for it, chasing you down and stoning you with large rocks and 300 year old Twinkies

I wish this guy :D hadn't consumed all the dental floss in the known universe

[Jimbuna]

Granted, that leaves all the tooth decay for you then.

I wish my dwarf tree was taller.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but not as tall as my beanstalk

I wish my beanstalk could reach Asgard

[geetrue]

I wish my beanstalk could reach Asgard

The Asgard are a fictional highly advanced and benevolent race in the science fiction series Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis. ...

Granted, but they cancel the series and because it is just science fiction the beanstalk is put into an old musty wharehouse in the Mojave desert waiting for the series to make a come back.

I wish I had a reverse view of the universe ...

[Mush Martin]

Granted you are banished to earth made human.

I wish fish was as cheap

[NealT]

Fish is free to sharks...

I wish the Asgaard were real.

[Freiwillige]

Granted, Asgaard is real. The Viking asgaard is real complete with the hall of Valhalla! Unfortunately you have to die in battle to get there and you will never have that ability sisnce you are a coward. When you die you will go to Surgaard! Which is the Viking hell.



I wish I had a hot Viking wench with two fist fulls of beer!

[TarJak]

Granted, but as she is now over 900 years old she's not as pretty as she once was and the only way to make her hot is to stick her in your microwave oven

I wish that contestants of TV shows did not think that made them a celebrity

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it makes them celibate instead.

I wish my widget celestial fame.

[TarJak]

Granted, your widget is now famous on Betelguese

I wish I could get Jimbuna's famous widget out of my mind

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but only after I have performed the lobotemy.

I wish we were all at crisis level.

[NealT]

We are, we are in a crisis state called Earth...

I wish Earth was flat.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, Earth is now flat (again), but in the process of flattening it back out, you happened to be about 3 feet from the edge of the now flat Earth. Good luck with that Wile E Coyote impression:yeah:

I wish coffee was good for your blood pressure

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but murder on your piles.

I wish i had 'piles' of money.

[Freiwillige]

Granted, but your piles of money is locked in a misplaced Swiss bank account! By the time it is located, money becomes worthless.


I Wish was the president of the USA:salute:

[TarJak]

Granted, everyone else in the way dies leaving you the last man standing and therefore the only one eligible for standing and voting. However you are the last person left in the US, your presidency is short lived as the Canadians decide to take over administration of US immediately upong your inauguration.

I wish that crush was less involved.

[NealT]

Granted, now everyone is dead...

I wish Cote de Pablo were not so far away...

[Rockstar]

Granted, Cote is close to you but on Blue-ray discs of all of her 'Navy NCIS' episodes only. Oh, I almost forgot, and you don't have a blue-ray player either.

I wish to have the confidence of Bugs Bunny


.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, you have the confidence of Bugs Bunny, the looks of Elmer Fudd, luck of Wile E Coyote and the aroma of Pepe Le Pew

I wish congruency were prevalent

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you have the confidence of Bugs Bunny, the looks of Elmer Fudd, luck of Wile E Coyote and the aroma of Pepe Le Pew

I wish congruency were prevalent

Granted, but your unable to agree the staus quo.

I wish pandemics were endemic.

[TarJak]

Granted, but only in the North of England

I wish Jimbuna was on TS

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but only in the North of England

I wish Jimbuna was on TS

I was....but 7 minutes after you left :doh:

I wish you realised I was back on there NOWWWWWWWW

[TarJak]

Granted, looks like we've stopped playing tag but you are busy conversing with others

I wish I knew when to shut up

[Raptor1]

Granted, you know when the shut up at all the wrong times

I wish machineguns had more machines in them

[Freiwillige]

Granted, Machine guns are now mounted on all machines! From cars to vending machines to DVD players and computers. Accidental death by gunshots goes thru the roof and people denounce technology and move into caves. The Machines gain consciousness and a Terminator scenario ensues. The Machines win and mankind become slaves until the Transformers arrive on our planet and destroy the Evil Decepticon machines! All guns become outlawed and the new earth motto becomes "Its Nerf or nothing!"






I wish somebody here would crush my dreams.

[Sledgehammer427]

granted, your dreams are now crushed. as a matter of fact, your unconcious and concious are both now crushed, therefore, you are now crushed.

i wish i didnt have to do that

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you can do this instead.

I wish to feel the power.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but as you know, power is work divided by time, work in turn is the amount of energy transferred by a force through distance, kinetic energy is one-half mass multiplied by velocity squared...do you really want to feel all that?

I wish I knew more physics

[NealT]

Granted, but then you got too physical with that BFB that sits across from JB, he got jealous, and the next thing you knew, you were staring down at two stumps which once ended at your fingers but now end at your wrists.

I wish JB would forget about that BFB that he sits across from.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but she returns from annual leave tomorrow and will probably be even fatter.

I wish sticking a pin in her would make her burst.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, sticking a pin in her makes her burst, but, seeing as how she is filled with the ugliest lumpy green goo you can image that has a terrible stench and you are now showered in it with no water available to wash, you hang yourself in despair from the ceiling rafters with an extension cord that is still plugged into the wall, thereby electrocuting and asphyxiating yourself at the same time

I wish the above had not made me think of "Fried Green Tomatoes"

[Freiwillige]

Granted, you will no longer think of fried green tomato's. You put a grenade in your mouth and pull the pin effectively erasing that memory and all others.:timeout:




I wish my hot Girlfriend was hotter!

[TarJak]

Granted, she is hotter, but dies of a fever of 110F. Bad luck old chap.

I wish Freiwillige had better luck with his girlfriend.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, she is so hot that you become a human torch when you go near her and end up as a pile of ashes on the floor.

I wish work wasn't so demanding.

[Freiwillige]

Granted, work is less demanding! Its also less satisfieying and pays alot less. You now work for 3 minutes a day sweeping the sidewalk at your closest intersection.
Your pay is 1 cheesburger a month.





I wish the SH devolpment group will get SHV right this time!:stare:

[UnderseaLcpl]

I wish the SH devolpment group will get SHV right this time!:stare:


Granted, you attempt to install the game and are informed that no one would ever let you captain a submarine. Then it automatically enlists you in the infantry for four years.

I wish I could solve this damn rubix cube in a reasonable amount of time:doh:

[Sledgehammer427]

granted, you can now solve rubiks cubes in less than .07 seconds! but now you cannot put on your shoes , eat food, or play half-life 2 without a great amount of maddening difficulty.

I wish my guitar was better at keeping tune

[Raptor1]

Granted, your guitar keeps the tune so well, it can only play a single tune

I wish Communist Universal Time (CUT) would be instituted everywhere, so that there would no longer be a time zone difference

[NealT]

Granted, but now everyone is awake and asleep at the same time, nothing gets done, the nuclear power plants are not tended, get out of control, and blow up all at the same time causing the earth to vanish.

I wish crushing dreams were not so comforting...

[Freiwillige]

Granted, its no longer comforting, In fact it makes you miserable. So miserable that nobody can stand to be around you. All of your internet apology's for crushing dreams doesnt seem to help no matter how many times people tell you its okay, its just a game. After months of therapy and a bottle of whiskey you deside its all to much to handle. R.I.P. my friend.







I wish that Communism in all its hidden forms could be openly destroyed by the democratic masses.

[Sledgehammer427]

granted, truman, eisenhower, clinton, reagan, and all i forgot have officially patted you on the back for wishing for the destruction of communism, now, russia's economy merged with the USA's and the world economy is now crumbling in upon itself..

I wish economic doomsdays were more prevalent
(because that is a very popular word here)

[Onkel Neal]

Crush Each Other's Dreams II (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=1062819)

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