Humorous SHIII picture thread

[Siara]

LOL! I love Your sense of humour GAZ 2. :up:

You must be English.....

[Sailor Steve]

I'm guessing he's a Scot!

And he's not, he should be!:rock:

[Gaz2]

Scot's man born and bred! :cool: :rock:

[Jimbuna]

Scot's man born and bred! :cool: :rock:

We all know the best thing that came out of Scotland don't we :hmm:

The A1 South :rotfl:

Just a joke mate....we all have a cross to bear ;) :up:

[ECAaxel]

Dunno if it's been posted here already (I'm not going through 100 pages, sorry), sooooooo..........

Signs you've been manning the bridge for one hour too many, when you start seeing this it's rack time..........

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a174/Tireur/SHIII/SH3Godzilla.jpg
where on earth did you find this?

[Subtype Zero]

where on earth did you find this?Sea of Japan, obviously, duh! :rotfl::rotfl:

[Blacklight]

:o
Okay ! Somone HAS to mod that bad boy into the sim !!!!
:rock:

[Subtype Zero]

Arrrggghhh!! The dreaded Village people medic avatar!! Help!!! :88) :88) :88)

[bookworm_020]

Arrrggghhh!! The dreaded Village people medic avatar!! Help!!! :88) :88) :88)

Wait till you get Navy dude!:D

[pallaeon]

I really have no idea how this happened. Travelling full ahead full past the north of england at max time compression when suddenly I get the infamous "We have flooding sir". Quickly dial down to normal time and check out whats happening and I find I'm beached on a tiny spec of land that can not be seen on the map till you zoom in real close:


.



Ahem! there is a small bit of land on the north end of England called Scotland you know!

Lol. My mistake:damn: , I should have put north of the UK or north of Scotland. Slip of the key board. I tend to type with my brian turned off it seems these days.

[SandyCaesar]

I really have no idea how this happened. Travelling full ahead full past the north of england at max time compression when suddenly I get the infamous "We have flooding sir". Quickly dial down to normal time and check out whats happening and I find I'm beached on a tiny spec of land that can not be seen on the map till you zoom in real close:


.


Ahem! there is a small bit of land on the north end of England called Scotland you know!
Lol. My mistake:damn: , I should have put north of the UK or north of Scotland. Slip of the key board. I tend to type with my brian turned off it seems these days.

So how do you type with your "brian" turned on?:yep:

[lutzow]

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/3935/newmonsternq6.jpg

[Bronzewing]

Ok, I'm still fairly new to SH3. This week I installed SH3 Commander, some nice features.
But my first commander just got retired after his first patrol in a brand new type IXC.
Deciding I wanted to keep on sailing I decided to click on "continue career with new commander" option. Something seems to have gone wrong though as I started the game and was presented with this unusual creature.http://i332.photobucket.com/albums/m341/Keppabar/Glitchboat.jpg
It appears to have the number, and tower of my old boat, and the date in the war is the same. But it's a type IIA! and if having the IX/3 tower on a type 2 hull wasn't odd enough, it's BACKWARDS! Looks like Bernhard has relatives in shipyard construction.

[bookworm_020]

Can you mount flack cannon on it?:hmm:

[Task Force]

Just be glad it isnt upside down,and dosent only goes backwards.;)

[Bronzewing]

Can you mount flack cannon on it?:hmm:

Sadly not, I know I should be able to on an IX/3 tower but it'll only mount one light flack in this case.

[Jimbuna]

All you need now is a rear view mirror :lol:

[Sailor Steve]

All you need now is a rear view mirror :lol:
Nah. Just have Bernard stand behind you and give directions.

"Left...no, right...I mean my le...your right!"

CRUNCH!

[U-104]

I started the game and was presented with this unusual creature. :o:o
what is it?!?!?!:rotfl:

[SandyCaesar]

SUBZILLA!:arrgh!:

[Bronzewing]

You know the war is going badly when you are given command of a Kitbash.

[Jimbuna]

You know the war is going badly when you are given command of a Kitbash.

LOL :lol:

[Kipparikalle]

Sup guys

Just passing by to say hi

It's seems to be quite silent these days in here?

[Jimbuna]

Hi matey.....how ya doin http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/thumbsup.gif

[VonDos]

Do you remember Freud's theory about dimensions?

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/9439/titanicnv1.jpg

[Steeltrap]

Do you remember Freud's theory about dimensions?

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/9439/titanicnv1.jpg

"Ooooh, Gross: Titanic's dropped a floater!!"

[Jimbuna]

LOL :lol:

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl:
Good one...er, I mean bad one!

[Blacklight]

It looks like they're snuggling. :D

[Jimbuna]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1365/fergiepeethumbmo7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

We were going to have a five minute comfort break, but I think we'll just carry on instead.

[Jimbuna]

Sorry, wrong thread :oops:

[Blacklight]

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/9439/titanicnv1.jpg

Are you my mother ? :D

[kylania]

Are you my mother ? :D

hahahahah omg... wow... hilarous! :p:rotfl:

[Sensekhmet]

Mommy? Don't reject me or I'll hurt you...

[Task Force]

amasing how something so small can sink something so bug so easy.:yep:

[Kipparikalle]

Hi matey.....how ya doin http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/thumbsup.gif

Things are doing awesomely, feeling fabulous 'n' stuff

Altho' I would have Godmode status quota if my computer would get fixed already.
Otherwise, I have never felt this awesome before.

Writing from my fathers laptop

But to topic


@Blacklight

I lol'd irl at that, quite clever and original!

[Wolfehunter]

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff110/WolfeXhunter/AgentBean.jpg

Hehehe for those who want Mr. Bean aka Bernard below.

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff110/WolfeXhunter/MrBean.gif

Agent Bean in action.:rotfl:

[Kipparikalle]

So this is what Bernard really looks like

[Task Force]

Its a british spy.:huh: Ill look my crew over again.:yep:

[Sailor Steve]

It's seems to be quite silent these days in here?
Not really. We get spoiled by the heavy traffic with a new release such as SH3 or SH4 or the UBM or even a supermod, but this is about average for all the other times.

[Task Force]

Myself I find that if I dont check this fourm everyday I will have over 5 pages of stuff to look through.;)

[Jimbuna]

Myself I find that if I dont check this fourm everyday I will have over 5 pages of stuff to look through.;)

It's probably closer to 5 chapters for Steve and me :lol:

[Sailor Steve]

Well, when you're an addict and have to read every single post in every single thread in every single forum every single day, and then go back and do it again two or three times a day...:dead:

[Jimbuna]

Well, when you're an addict and have to read every single post in every single thread in every single forum every single day, and then go back and do it again two or three times a day...:dead:

Looks like I'd better get my next fix http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/read2.gif

[Kipparikalle]

Looks like no one's playing GWX since we are lacking humorous pics in here,
oh well. I'm going to fix that


Very, VERY soon

Maybe even today


:sunny:

[Jimbuna]

Looking forward to it :lol:

[Sensekhmet]

It may be because GWX is not always funny, like yesterday when I got surrounded by no less than 8 destroyers, working in pairs, in the bay close to Reykjavik, on shallow water too. Seriously, what the hell? :damn:
Or that time when I found Jan Mayen whaling station to sport a full size port but without any ships whatsoever (I was counting on some whale factory ships only to find squat). :doh:

[TarJak]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/4958/bernard6sp.jpg
Dowly's progeny has made it to three years old depsite being shot out of torpedo tubes, dorwned, stuffed into the WC, knifed, shot by fireing squad, shot by the allies and sent to the Eastern Front.

Happy 3rd Birthday Bernard!
http://www.freefever.com/graphics/birthday/images/BD4.gif
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=145486&postcount=1

[Task Force]

That was long ago. oah and Sensekhmet I got something to go with that story. I was leaving base on my 2 carear Im messing with and less than 20kms from base I got attacked by a distroyer. well I go killed by one side throwing DC that landed rigght on me when it hit the water.:huh:

[Sensekhmet]

Well, 1944 just started in my career and it can get painful. I try to stick to my 'cowardly' style of play, picking off lone vessels, as trying to pinch something off a convoy usually ends very badly indeed :nope:

[Kipparikalle]

Those were the good times


I will be getting fancy pictures today

[Jimbuna]

Happy Birthday Bernard

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/8123/birthdaycrazyhz5.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Task Force]

Ill start blameing Bernard tomorrow for my subs Problems. Also Just cause it is not worth a new thread. I have a ussue with my engines when I surface, Only one is running and my speed is cut down.:-?(Uses the same amount as if they were both running.)

[TarJak]

Ill start blameing Bernard tomorrow for my subs Problems. Also Just cause it is not worth a new thread. I have a ussue with my engines when I surface, Only one is running and my speed is cut down.:-?(Uses the same amount as if they were both running.)RTFM! :know: One of your engines is being used to recharge your batteries when you first surface. You can use the Chief Engineer station to switch to normal operation but your batteries will not recharge if you do.

With only one engine on propulsion duty your top speed has to be reduced.

[Task Force]

So at flank they are both eating away at my fule at the same rate.:shifty: Im amaised I made it acrost the atlanic in my VIIB U boat.:rotfl:

[U-104]

You probably won't make it back.:lol:

[Task Force]

You probably won't make it back.:lol:

I did, Thank god for the Belchen Supply ship, Made it back on fumes at Ahead Standerd in S***** weather conditions.:rotfl:

[Kipparikalle]

"I'm gonna give you up, I'm not gonna let you down!...."


http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg139/Jakezu/1.jpg

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg139/Jakezu/2.jpg




I have returned

[Task Force]

:rotfl: Funny bernard does some crazy stuff.:rotfl:

[Kipparikalle]

+the fact that I got rammed by that same ship later on (see "How did you died this time" thread)

[Kipparikalle]

I can't see sh*t whats happening on that picture

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg139/Jakezu/Explanation.jpg

[={FH}=Paddy]

Kipparikalle - my sentiments exactly (your pic is classic btw!):rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/1908/catvd5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Did I just see a mouse run under here.

[Kipparikalle]

"Maus Beobachtete!"

[Jimbuna]

"Maus Beobachtete!" :hmm:

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/4644/mighty20mousecb4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Kipparikalle]

I think it looks a bit retarted

[sturmer]

thats mighty mouse right? :d

[Jimbuna]

thats mighty mouse right? :d

That is correct :up:

[Wolfehunter]

Wow Mighty mouse what other hero you have up your sleeve Jim.:D

[Jimbuna]

Wow Mighty mouse what other hero you have up your sleeve Jim.:D

I'm busy working on a few Gifs ;)

[Kipparikalle]

Someone must make this as a gif. Really


DEVIOUS MINE
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg139/Jakezu/Sneakymine.jpg
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg139/Jakezu/Sneakymine2.jpg
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg139/Jakezu/sneakymine3.jpg

IS QUITE DAMN DEVIOUS

(just add eyes on the mine on the last picture, and make them do <__< >__> and its awesome)

[Task Force]

That is why you should never feel safe, A mine might just appear.:huh:

[Kipparikalle]

Actually it was just going up and down on the seabed near a port I was raiding.

[Task Force]

Haha, those british people are veary experimental.:rotfl:Makeing a hideing mine.

[Kipparikalle]

Haha, those british people are veary experimental.:rotfl:Makeing a hideing mine.
You should have seen my expression when I discovered this.

I was scouting ahead with my freecam, when suddenly I got a clampse of a mine, I went backwards and there was nothing.

This happened about 2 times before I could locate the hideous sweinhund :d

[Jimbuna]

Haha, those british people are veary experimental.:rotfl:Makeing a hideing mine.
You should have seen my expression when I discovered this.

I was scouting ahead with my freecam, when suddenly I got a clampse of a mine, I went backwards and there was nothing.

This happened about 2 times before I could locate the hideous sweinhund :d

:help:

[StarLion45]

:o :o :o :roll: ?????:o :o :o :dead:



http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/5712/screenshot45zd0.jpg

[sturmer]

okay thats just pretty disgusting :lol:.

i got a major OH OH on my last patrol.

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/2501/ohohok0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Task Force]

:o :o :o :roll: ?????:o :o :o :dead:



http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/5712/screenshot45zd0.jpg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH, this is just as scary as.... well thats a diffrent story.

[StarLion45]

:o :o !!!!????:o :o :dead: :dead: :hmm:



http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/5046/screenshotpush2lu5.jpg

[Jimbuna]

It's gotta be that new pilot....who else could have filled this thing up with diesel.

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7435/screenshotpush2lu5cz8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Steeltrap]

All those people hanging off the wings.....maybe it's the aircraft equivalent of trains in India?

[Task Force]

4th class maby, preparing for a wing seet take off.:-?

[-SWCowboy.]

Nawww, their tow tractor ran out of gas in Texas and illegals was all they could find willing to push it for bare-minumum wage :lol:

[Jimbuna]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/9367/11111pi3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Task Force]

Apparently, THAT WOMAN IS CRAZY:doh:

[Sailor Steve]

With several funny pictures threads in the General Topics forum, why is this stuff suddenly appearing in the humorous SHIII pictures thread? It really takes away from the purpose of even having it, especially stickied.

[TarJak]

What he said! ^^^

[piri_reis]

I agree, not a humorous picture at all for me, its actually pretty sad...

[TarJak]

Normal service has been resumed:
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/SHOT4120.jpg
Wave spotted!

[_Seth_]

Ok...this is off topic...BUT: :o:o:o

http://www.europeanimporters.com.au/images/beers/1_BernardOriginalLarger.jpg

Yes, this is actually a real life beer-brand! (Try a google picture search on "Bernard Lager")
I will buy some tomorrow and test it on Saturday. (I hope i don't get totally "Bernard" after drinking these...):lol:

[Task Force]

:hmm: Bernard beer:hmm:

[TarJak]

Yes and it taste like he took a leak in the bottle.:lol:

[Kipparikalle]

okay thats just pretty disgusting :lol:.

i got a major OH OH on my last patrol.

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/2501/ohohok0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Consider yourself lucky, I got bitchslapped all over the place with 4 direct hitting DC's

[sturmer]

well i have to disagree to that feeling lucky part. that DC was the end of my carreer under the see. it blew my con-tower away and caused major flooding beyond repairs.:damn:

[Steeltrap]

well i have to disagree to that feeling lucky part. that DC was the end of my carreer under the see. it blew my con-tower away and caused major flooding beyond repairs.:damn:

As it should have.....

If you'd survived a DC like that then it would indicate something seriously wrong with the damage model.

Sorry you died, however!

[StarFox]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y241/will107/revenge.jpg

[StarFox]

I sank a Coal Barge the other day, it immediately did a nose dive. I was rather surprised to see it come back up a second later. And was amazed when I looked at the remains of the Pilothouse

Perhaps Bernard defected....

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y241/will107/Screenshot_744-1.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y241/will107/sink1.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y241/will107/Screenshot_760.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y241/will107/sink2.jpg

[melendir]

Ok...this is off topic...BUT: :o:o:o

http://www.europeanimporters.com.au/images/beers/1_BernardOriginalLarger.jpg

Yes, this is actually a real life beer-brand! (Try a google picture search on "Bernard Lager")
I will buy some tomorrow and test it on Saturday. (I hope i don't get totally "Bernard" after drinking these...):lol:

Beware, since it's Bernard, it can taste confusing ;)

[Brag]

Beware--don't become a Bernardholic .:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Kipparikalle]

Ok...this is off topic...BUT: :o:o:o

http://www.europeanimporters.com.au/images/beers/1_BernardOriginalLarger.jpg

Yes, this is actually a real life beer-brand! (Try a google picture search on "Bernard Lager")
I will buy some tomorrow and test it on Saturday. (I hope i don't get totally "Bernard" after drinking these...):lol:
Beware, since it's Bernard, it can taste confusing ;)

It only taste one thing....


and that thing is BERDARDINESS!

A new way to screw things up!


available on your local alcoholic-store!

[StarLion45]

:dead: :dead: :doh: :o :cool: :cool: :lol:



http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/5146/u1812ui1.jpg

[StarLion45]

:dead: :dead: :doh: :o :cool: :cool: :lol:



http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/5146/u1812ui1.jpg

[bookworm_020]

Bernard reveals what happened to the supply of Becks!:()1:

[StarLion45]

:p Bookworm?
I am so agree with you:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :ahoy:

[Kipparikalle]

Bernard reveals what happened to the supply of Becks!:()1:
Ahahahahaha

Indeed http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/images/smilies/emotboingpn7.gif


*EDIT*

God damnit! Alright, who did summon you from the grave this time? Harry Potter? Dracula? C'thulhu?

[Task Force]

Bernard reveals what happened to the supply of Becks!:()1:
Ahahahahaha

Indeed http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/images/smilies/emotboingpn7.gif


*EDIT*

God damnit! Alright, who did summon you from the grave this time? Harry Potter? Dracula? C'thulhu?

A Harry Potter

B Dracula

C C'thulhu

D All these above

This is a official test.:rotfl:

My awnser would be D.

[andym]

Not strictly on topic but it thought it was interesting.


Whats all this about then?
http://usera.ImageCave.com/andym/jokes/Ssn22vBear1.jpg

http://usera.ImageCave.com/andym/jokes/Ssn22vBear2.jpg

[Kipparikalle]

Bernard reveals what happened to the supply of Becks!:()1:
Ahahahahaha

Indeed http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/images/smilies/emotboingpn7.gif


*EDIT*

God damnit! Alright, who did summon you from the grave this time? Harry Potter? Dracula? C'thulhu?
A Harry Potter

B Dracula

C C'thulhu

D All these above

This is a official test.:rotfl:

My awnser would be D.

E - Hell had enought of him and the Heaven doesn't allow him

[Kipparikalle]

Inb4 threadeath


http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg139/Jakezu/1228085233635.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/5701/mailorderbridesog0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[A Very Super Market]

One of my planesman is an angry pope in disguise!
http://i491.photobucket.com/albums/rr278/A_Very_Super_Market/SH3Img12-12-2008_0152_120.jpg

[Task Force]

One of my planesman is an angry pope in disguise!
http://i491.photobucket.com/albums/rr278/A_Very_Super_Market/SH3Img12-12-2008_0152_120.jpg

and hese shiny.:o SHINY!!!!:doh:

[Kipparikalle]

Ohh fiddlesticks, you could burn your eyes by just looking at him!

Tea and crumpets, that's a bothersome problem with some people!

[Jimbuna]

Sack the ships barber :lol:

[Kipparikalle]

My cousin had so shiny bald, that one time he was contacted by aliens. They thought that he was a member of super-race, so shiny his bald was. It could be seen all the way to the other end of the galaxy!

[Jimbuna]

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/9304/sexrc2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[bookworm_020]

Time to get back on topic!

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/4929/sh3img612008194133953dt1.png


WTF!!:doh:

[A Very Super Market]

Well, you know the Dutch and their.....land boats.


Its been a day into the patrol and the men have eaten half of the sausages!!
http://i491.photobucket.com/albums/rr278/A_Very_Super_Market/SH3Img13-12-2008_17220_270.jpg
Oh jeez, didn't realize that it looked so....inappropriate

[bookworm_020]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

Met klein bratwurst Kaleun http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/pirate.gif

[A Very Super Market]

Working hard, eh Lieutenant? Wait...that map has nothing on it...
http://i491.photobucket.com/albums/rr278/A_Very_Super_Market/SH3Img13-12-2008_172247_973.jpg
Sigh...:nope:
http://i491.photobucket.com/albums/rr278/A_Very_Super_Market/SH3Img13-12-2008_172326_632.jpg

[bedgie]

Looks like its time for a fresh install :rotfl:

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/7166/sh32006091421340450zt1.jpg

Or Maybe you could say "Whilst on patrol off the coast of Japan August 6th 1945"
Bernard: " I bet the mayor of hirroshima said what the f**k was that!" :rotfl:

[Schöneboom]

Das Kriegsmarine Fleischmessgerät (Meatometer) reads: "DANGER!"

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/3276/meat9hs6.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Or Maybe you could say "Whilst on patrol off the coast of Japan August 6th 1945"
Bernard: " I bet the mayor of hirroshima said what the f**k was that!" :rotfl:

LOL :lol:

[Oberon]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/5575/cantstopat5.jpg

:o

[A Very Super Market]

Wrong thread, I believe. Unless you're mocking the mod.

[MauserKar98k]

Great thread, all 107 pages of it.

May the antics of Bernard and Dinsdale go on forever.:up:

[Oberon]

Wrong thread, I believe. Unless you're mocking the mod.

Que?

No mod mocking intended, just a pun.

[Dowly]

Wrong thread, I believe. Unless you're mocking the mod.
Que?

No mod mocking intended, just a pun.

There was a post that is now moved to the screenshot thread, so market's post wasnt aimed at you. ;)

[Oberon]

Wrong thread, I believe. Unless you're mocking the mod.
Que?

No mod mocking intended, just a pun.

There was a post that is now moved to the screenshot thread, so market's post wasnt aimed at you. ;)


Aaaaah, well in that case Market, Desolé :)

[ShadowMan]

Floating helmets:
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x195/_ShadowMan_/Screenshots/Silent%20Hunter%20III/sh_missinggunners.jpg

Abandon ship now?
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x195/_ShadowMan_/Screenshots/Silent%20Hunter%20III/sh_abandonnow.jpg

"WTF?!"
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x195/_ShadowMan_/Screenshots/Silent%20Hunter%20III/sh_dino.jpg

[Praefectus classis]

Huh? Dinosaurus? Where did you find that? :o

[Weiss Pinguin]

ROFL at last picture... Where did you find that? :lol:

[LordNeuro"Serbia"]

Not too wory about theat. They were making the jurasic park movie.:rotfl:

[Dowly]

Tervetuloa, Shadowman! :up:

EDIT:

Ja Praefectus classis, en hokassukkaan sua. ;)

[Weiss Pinguin]

Okay seriously, where is that dinosaur? :smug:

[ShadowMan]

"The dinosaur is a lie!" (photoshop ;))
I was sailing near the Gibraltar and got the idea while watching the Africa coastline.

[Fincuan]

Dowly, have you been recruiting at your local pub or why the sudden surge of Finns? :lol:

Welcome both of you!

[Hybris]

We need a pic of Godzila in Toyko or New York

[ShadowMan]

The beach located 10km from my home...
http://www.ilmatorjuntaupseeriyhdistys.fi/lohtaja/ohtakari_380.jpg

...and the same in SH3
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x195/_ShadowMan_/Screenshots/Silent%20Hunter%20III/ohtakari2.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Well obviously the photograph is photoshopped, because SH3 is never wrong...
:rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

We need a pic of Godzila in Toyko or New York

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9954/godzillaxz3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://lee.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/godzilla-attacks-nyc.jpg

[Wintahs]

Wow what crazy graphics mod is that?! :p

[Task Force]

None, just a model from the looks. lol :lol::haha::/\\k:

[ShadowMan]

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x195/_ShadowMan_/Screenshots/Silent%20Hunter%20III/sh_marcopolo.jpg

[Dowly]

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee274/Finnish_Ferret/godzilla.jpg

[Dowly]

@Shadowman:

Great shot! :rotfl:

And what comes to the beach, I'm surprised you can even find it in-game, Finland isnt the most accurate of places in SHIII. :)

[ShadowMan]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2058/1942071032_d7f57e6a13_o.jpg
"The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human - sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot." :D

[sturmer]

lol thats a good one :DL

[ShadowMan]

Eh, I couldn't resist... :oops:

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/965/over9000ug8.jpg I believe it was only a matter of time until someone posted this :D
"Navigator! What does the Atlas Echolot say about the depth level?"
"It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAANNDD!"

[Bronzewing]

http://i332.photobucket.com/albums/m341/Keppabar/Stranded_DD.jpg
It was like that when I found it, honest.

[mx]

who said that british (AI) subs cant dive?;)
http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/2412/tclassdc0.jpg

[Barrett]

yeah but he does not like it....he's blowing ballast as if hell was after him :eek:

[magicsub2]

Its Over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[USS Sea Tiger]

she is a beauty that I have obviosly missed!!

[A Very Super Market]

Um... yes?

They've been around for awhile now...

[gigel_escu]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3320/3316387813_b1fe097155_o.jpg

really I think you forgot your umbrella Bernard, maybe Rihana took it from you:o

http://www.flickr.com/photos/35853736@N07/3317213598/in/photostream/http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3581/3317213598_4017170441_o.jpg

Well Bernhardt took a bath, of course

[Ford Prefect]

In an effort to avoid further disasters caused at the hands of Bernard it was decided to move him to a desk job, surely he couldn't do any damage there?.......

Unfortunately it appears the only desk job available at the time was in intelligence, resulting in the following....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/matt64/ SH3Img8-3-2009_17514_472.jpg

(in reality I decided to try Gens to see what it's like, worth a laugh if nothing else, i'm planning on going to find said icebergs later!)

Also, the British army had their own Bernards remember!
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/186047~Bernard-Bresslaw-Posters.jpg

[gimpy117]

back in the war I used to be in the engine room...
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2684/20/95/1089427425/n1089427425_30368555_8004111.jpg
I also looked damn sexy doing it...:arrgh!:

[Ford Prefect]

Big problems on my boat at the moment....

Bernard seems to think he's a periscope:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/matt64/notaperiscope.jpg

and mutiny is afoot!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/matt64/rumration.jpg

I reinstated this sailor's rum ration after this incident....
(I'd just moved to the bridge after testing my new "man the flak guns key" and turned around to see him bringing his gun to bear on me as we performed a turn :o )

[GREY WOLF 3]

How to aviod depth charges get out of the water and party:woot:

http://i588.photobucket.com/albums/ss325/flipflopjd/img_3297.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Nice one!

But doesn't that make you a fairly easy target for their guns? Also kind of hard to chase that merchant when he runs.

Or do you have a way to trick them into coming to you?

"Here, merchie merchie!":rotfl:

[tbarak]

It's been while since I've visited but I played a SH game tonight so I thought I'd post a couple for old times sake.

http://thegameexchange.org/images/DivePlz.jpg

http://thegameexchange.org/images/TrekSub.jpg

[sturmer]

@tbarak: i love ur first pic :haha:

[tbarak]

Thanks Strumer.

All the best!

[Dowly]

Hahaha! That first one's very cool! :har:

[Sir Big Jugs]

Hahaha! That first one's very cool! :har:

I'll second that, I LOL'd!:arrgh!::rotfl:

[Lt.Fillipidis]

OMG! I cant believe that you spared 3 battleships and a heavy cruiser for a screenshot! :damn:
Appart from that, i lol'd too :haha:
Also lol'd on Sir Big Jugs' signature. Cant stop laughing whenever i see it :har:

[coreykill]

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb299/coreykill99/doabarrelroll.jpg

[sturmer]

@corey: if i look at the pic it reminds me of a game were you have to train ur pet :D

[pluskat]

http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/7501/finalcountdown.jpghttp://img100.imageshack.us/img100/9007/countdownmap.jpghttp://img398.imageshack.us/img398/758/lostatbaywatch.jpg

[Bronzewing]

http://i332.photobucket.com/albums/m341/Keppabar/Destroyer-dabble.jpg
These new bread based Bold Decoys are wonderful!

[Pohl]

Bernard was playing with the diesel engines and this is the result
http://i626.photobucket.com/albums/tt348/arleccin/sh3-20090525-121349.png

[Task Force]

Ive heard of a speed boat... but not a speed uboat.:rotfl:


Hahaha! That first one's very cool! :har: 04-03-2009 10:21 AM


Yea it is. lol

[BulSoldier]

Lol how you achived that speed , have you edited the image ?

[Pohl]

Lol how you achived that speed , have you edited the image ?

I played with the values in the Basic.cfg file, there's a value for the boost in the MAN machine, original was 1.05, I set it to 2.50, on surface I get a max speed of 42 knts, submerged with snorkel 52, If I try to surface at that speed I "fly" several times on the water and no convoy can escape from me :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

I played with the values in the Basic.cfg file, there's a value for the boost in the MAN machine, original was 1.05, I set it to 2.50, on surface I get a max speed of 42 knts, submerged with snorkel 52, If I try to surface at that speed I "fly" several times on the water and no convoy can escape from me :arrgh!:

How so very original :hmmm:

[Leandros]

Jim.....would this picture fit in better here than in the other thread...?.......what do you mean - not funny.....

Admiral Whitworth:


http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o129/Leandros10/SpecialPics/HMSNelsonInOfotfjord5-2.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Jim.....would this picture fit in better here than in the other thread...?.......what do you mean - not funny.....

Admiral Whitworth:



http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o129/Leandros10/SpecialPics/HMSNelsonInOfotfjord5-2.jpg



Not sure if your referring to me but if you are....where are you quoting "not funny" from? :hmmm:

[Leandros]

Not sure if your referring to me but if you are....where are you quoting "not funny" from? :hmmm:
Sorry about that, Jim - yes, it was you I referred to.......just a reflection on the changeover between our picture series' themes in the other thread.....you didn't find it funny....?.....:oops:......

[Jimbuna]

Sorry about that, Jim - yes, it was you I referred to.......just a reflection on the changeover between our picture series' themes in the other thread.....you didn't find it funny....?.....:oops:......


Linky linky.....please :hmmm:

[FlyingTiger]

Hi guys, I'm new here and just noticed this thread. Honestly it's the best. Because I didn't play SH 3 so just have SH4 and I found a funny pic. So I'll post it here and pray you will forgive me about this :DL:DL.
p/s: Could you show me what program and how to edit images? and have these script boxes?
Thank you all
http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/6784/sh4img20090601020145128.png

SO: Skipper, Torpedo contact, straight ahead, running hot.. I think it passes our head sir !!
Skipper: Damn, those sneaky Japs fire at us again, Chief bring us down to 150 feet, left full rudder! Tell the boys to prep the fishes, we'll get even !

[Dawley]

Can't think of a good enough subtitle, so I'll leave it up to you guys:

http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/9224/failboat2.jpg (http://www.imagehosting.com/)

Just for some info: that's a screencap from the Malta single mission, and the destroyer's bow was still floating when the stern went down. :D

[Schroeder]

http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/9224/failboat2.jpg (http://www.imagehosting.com/)

Seaman: Sir, we lost the stern!

Skipper: Sterns are overrated continue to search for the sub! They will pay for that.:arrgh!:

[FlyingTiger]

Can't think of a good enough subtitle, so I'll leave it up to you guys:

http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/9224/failboat2.jpg (http://www.imagehosting.com/)

Just for some info: that's a screencap from the Malta single mission, and the destroyer's bow was still floating when the stern went down. :D

Chief engineer: Captain, sir, I think the super clue is dry again sir. May I ask permission for raising the stern and glue it up again sir.
Captain: Get on with it .When finish, double rum ration for the men.

[Sensekhmet]

Skipper: Sterns are overrated(...)!:arrgh!:

Reminds me of one Polish rally driver who said 'everything aft of the rear axle is expendable' :woot:

[Bronzewing]

http://i332.photobucket.com/albums/m341/Keppabar/U128_Destroyer_tricks.jpg
Who said you can't teach an old Destroyer new tricks?

[Kptlt. Siegmann]

http://isaf.us/Paul%20Siegmann/patrolimages/U-9_CoastalTanker1.jpg
http://isaf.us/Paul%20Siegmann/patrolimages/U-9_CoastalTanker2.jpg

That was one heck of an explosion! Even blew the bridge right off the ship!

http://isaf.us/Paul%20Siegmann/patrolimages/U-9_CoastalTanker3.jpg

[Task Force]

http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/9224/failboat2.jpg (http://www.imagehosting.com/)
Bernard at his best... sinking half a ship.

[Leandros]

Captain to Chief Engineer: "I said full ahead".....


http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o129/Leandros10/PortsmouthNavalStation/DockingRNway.jpg

[Kipparikalle]

I stumbled upon this while playing one certain game. Who used this mark again?
http://screenshot.xfire.com/screenshot/natural/6f733e5650f299dc69c5ff775cad8c090cef0cbe.png

[Fishers of Men]

I think U-96 used the swordfish symbol.

I found that the u-boat pen level of Medal of Honor to be quite difficult to complete. It took me a while to figure out the order of tasks to be completed which would give me enough time to escape off the u-boat to safety. I replayed it multiple times. Great FPS game!

FoM

[Task Force]

I think that was a popular symbol at the uboat base brest (Is my spelling right lol...)

[BulSoldier]

Ive finished this game so many times but didnt have any knowledge of submarines back then and never noticed the emblem.And i think it is Brest not Breast :D

[Kipparikalle]

Well, how about that red devil with that long spike?
Cuz' you know, I had to blow that one up.

http://screenshot.xfire.com/screenshot/natural/68318b9d3fc69d4aa6e70e7e3bcdaabd717c9b52.png



If anyone's submarine happen to suddenly blow up or take damage right at the start of the patrol, starting from trondheim. In 1943....

Blame me.

(Also. I wonder would we have gotten that superawesome Netox signal detector... it was said to be super-sensitive. If I hadn't destroyed it of course. Sorry subsim)


Geez, it was hard to take this screenshot, since theres like only few seconds to get off the sub, and gun your way here. And then try to stop for a sec without getting shot to hell.

[Leandros]

My AA gunner got so fed-up waiting for aircrafts that he hung up his helmet and went for a nap.....


http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o129/Leandros10/U34/Patrol4/WentforCoffee.jpg

[meduza]

:rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

He has wasted away to nothing, you should feed your crew more :DL

[grislyatoms]

http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/9224/failboat2.jpg (http://www.imagehosting.com/)

XO: "Gimme an immediate sitrep, Seaman".
Seaman: "Bearing to stern constant, range increasing"
XO: "Very we... What?"

[Nicolai]

My contribution:

"The boys are not impressed by bernard's acrobatics"
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/9357/sh3img172009165559808.jpg

I won, I got the farthest!
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4257/sh3img1720091656288.jpg

Magnetic torpedo on a very small target
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5493/sh3img17200917473485.jpg


Is this a submarine convoy????
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/1044/sh3img272009111454454.jpg

hope you enjoyed

[MeMpHiSGT]

1st i don't know how to make an screenshot and the dvd with the manual is burried beneath 2 car's worth of stuff.. that all came out of the car's :woot:

2nd, i left 'a' bernard at the steering wheel while doing some laundry chores :salute: yes even the mighty kaleun has to do the laundry..

well since there is not screenshot, bernard drove the boat into the harbour, waking up every escort in the neighbourhood, then missed a enemy sub by about 1 cm, just to crash into the docks behind it... :nope:

edit: forgot to mention he drove into a subnet just an hour before that.. the guy is really hopeless...

[bert8for3]

sorry, wrong thread

[ryanglavin]

I stumbled upon this while playing one certain game. Who used this mark again?
http://screenshot.xfire.com/screenshot/natural/6f733e5650f299dc69c5ff775cad8c090cef0cbe.png

You gotta love MoH's graphics... look at the deck gun :rotfl:. that was a fun game though.

[MeMpHiSGT]

N.V.M.

[ltforce]

Well, how about that red devil with that long spike?
Cuz' you know, I had to blow that one up.

http://screenshot.xfire.com/screenshot/natural/68318b9d3fc69d4aa6e70e7e3bcdaabd717c9b52.png



If anyone's submarine happen to suddenly blow up or take damage right at the start of the patrol, starting from trondheim. In 1943....

Blame me.

(Also. I wonder would we have gotten that superawesome Netox signal detector... it was said to be super-sensitive. If I hadn't destroyed it of course. Sorry subsim)


Geez, it was hard to take this screenshot, since theres like only few seconds to get off the sub, and gun your way here. And then try to stop for a sec without getting shot to hell.

Red devil boat was Erich Topp U-552:DL

[Dawley]

My contribution:

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4257/sh3img1720091656288.jpg


Being Torpedoed: Not The Best Time to Practice your Diving Skills.

Best I could come up with. xP

[Melonfish]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4257/sh3img1720091656288.jpg

Eric won the fleet award for "Most Epic Bellyflop" in a most unexpected way :rotfl:

[Brag]

Being Torpedoed: Not The Best Time to Practice your Diving Skills.

Best I could come up with. xP

It takes two to tango. :cool:

[Task Force]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4257/sh3img1720091656288.jpg
I told you holding that match and farting next to the aamo wasnt sutch a good idea!!!

[Nicolai]

It takes two to tango. :cool:

:rotfl:

[FADM Gryphon]

Hello, I noticed that a guy with only SHIV was asking to post here.
I have started a Humorous SHIV picture thread here:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=154962


But not to wast this post I leave you with this.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dristen/Jokes/subparking-1.jpg

After a night of Post Patrol Partying the X.O. turns to his Captain and says, "I told you I didn't think this was a good place to park, but would you listen to me, noooo!"

[FADM Gryphon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dristen/Jokes/screendoor.jpg

Okay who let Bernard put a screen door on the Uboat?

[Kapitan Soniboy]

I suppose it's silly to start a new thread about this so I just ask it here.

How do you make a signature of your own on your profile here on subsim? :haha: I can't find the option to do it

[Jimbuna]

Go to User CP at top left then the Edit Signature area.

[ridley]

http://i747.photobucket.com/albums/xx115/ridleyrumpus/SH3Img27-8-2009_02925_514.jpg

It all went quiet Sir, and then I thought I heard singing..........

[Task Force]

lets hope it dosent try mateing with you.:rotfl:

[ShadowMan]

It all went quiet Sir, and then I thought I heard singing..........

Ohohoho. HfRO reference. :D

[ShoCkwaVe]

http://scorched3d.co.uk/phpBB3/download/file.php?id=2481

[mcf1]

http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/9224/failboat2.jpg (http://www.imagehosting.com/)

XO: "Gimme an immediate sitrep, Seaman".
Seaman: "Bearing to stern constant, range increasing"
XO: "Very we... What?"
:rotfl::rotfl:

Something similar happened actually,the RHS Adrias, a greek hunt 3 class lost her entire bow after she struck a mine, despite that she managed to sail 730 nm and reach Alexandria. here's the link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Border_%28L67%29#RHNS_Adrias_.28L67.29

[Sailor Steve]

In WW1 the Tribal class destroyer HMS Nubian had her bow wrecked by a torpedo, but survived. Later another of the type, HMS Zulu, had her stern destroyed by a mine. Even though not true sisters, and in spite of a 3-1/2 inch difference in beam, the two were mated together and named HMS Zubian.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Zubian

[Jimbuna]

Crikey!! It's ages since I last saw reference to the old Zubi....I am very impressed Steve :yeah:

[Ford Prefect]

The navel based great grandad to the cut and shut ford cortina!

[mcf1]

So you decided to get SH3 commander, Legionary.
It's really awesome isn't it? :rock:

[mcf1]

How many torps would that take to go down?
http://i906.photobucket.com/albums/ac268/mcf1_2009/Moon.jpg

[popcorn2721]

It was a good day to be at sea... we had already sent a small merchant boat to the bottom of "der channel". While watching the fruits of our deeds, we were spotted by a small boat on patrol. We opened fire as it closed in...
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a400/popcorn2721/SH3Img6-9-2009_224150_140-2.jpg
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a400/popcorn2721/SH3Img6-9-2009_224151_265.jpg


Not to be ran off by a puny little patrol boat we dove after striking a few good shots to the vessel. So we ran, zigzagging across the english channel for around 7 hours only to find this same Elco Torpedo boat... a few hundred meters out waiting for us and still aflame.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a400/popcorn2721/SH3Img6-9-2009_224823_843.jpg



I thought it best to put an end to this nonsense and opened fire with the deck gun
http://s15.photobucket.com/albums/a400/popcorn2721/?action=view&current=SH3Img6-9-2009_22521_953.jpghttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a400/popcorn2721/SH3Img6-9-2009_22521_953.jpg
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a400/popcorn2721/SH3Img6-9-2009_22523_125.jpg
http://s15.photobucket.com/albums/a400/popcorn2721/?action=view&current=SH3Img6-9-2009_22523_125.jpg

After duking it out and getting chewed up a little bit (this boat got the best of my ego and I couldnt "just let it go"), she finally gave up and slowly joined her sister in the locker.

I laughed to myself and thought of the words of Grand Mof Tarken (Star Wars: A NEW HOPE) saying "What? Evacuate? at our moment of triumph? Surely you overestimate their chances..."

[Sailor Steve]

@ mcf1: That is positively brilliant!:rock::rotfl:

[Safe-Keeper]

http://i906.photobucket.com/albums/ac268/mcf1_2009/Moon.jpgOne word: QUALITY:rotfl:.

Truly original. Well done, sir.

[Task Force]

One word: QUALITY:rotfl:.

Truly original. Well done, sir.

yea... lol, that would set the tonnage record.

[Damo]

Whatever you do, don't fire on it. If that thing starts zig-zagging there'll be hell to pay on the oceans.

:o

[De420]

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/3959/subracesjpg.th.jpg a bit out of the main topic ... (http://img225.imageshack.us/i/subracesjpg.jpg/)
(http://img225.imageshack.us/i/subracesjpg.jpg/)

[mcf1]

@ Sailor Steve and Safe-Keeper, Thanks :salute:

@ Damo :rotfl::rotfl:

[TarJak]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/SHOT4571.jpg
Now if I can just work out which one of these dials is the soup I can get fed...

[bojan811]

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1134/gotyouratetion.jpg
Ok now that I got your attention...
Remember me!?
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/7999/56598024.jpg
Pay back time!!!:arrgh!:
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/1957/sh3img1292009225454578.png

[Zilch]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/Zilch79/SH3Img12-9-2009_16310_203-1.jpg

[Rapt0r56]

Bernard Again...
http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu301/Rapt0r56/bernard.jpg

[KeybdFlyer]

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m76/KeybdFlyer/SH3%20Images/Image_090914_223207_2.jpg

[Rapt0r56]

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m76/KeybdFlyer/SH3%20Images/Image_090914_223207_2.jpg

How you managed this!:o

[KeybdFlyer]

A really bad storm. I haven't done anything to the image, I just went to external view to see why I couldn't get over 5kts, even at flank. If you look at the image, I'm showing 0kts. That was at ⅔ ahead. Then the boat was lifted by the swell and became a hovercraft for a little while. I gave up in the end and went submerged, at least I could manage 2kts that way!

[Kipparikalle]

Remember the times I was into Sh3 (and still are) and just loved to make hilarious stuff? Apparently, I found some of the stuff hiding in my old Photobucket account.

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg139/Jakezu/1.jpg?t=1254414419

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg139/Jakezu/2.jpg?t=1254414420

Once I get my DVD driver to accept my Silent Hunter 3 disc, I will start going all U-boat Kapitäen and keep doing stuff. I might be more active on here, but you never know.

[Herr Kaleun]

I have make this:DL:
http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/9205/kcs4tdzb.jpg

[TarJak]

I have make this:DL:
http://s1.directupload.net/images/user/091016/kcs4tdzb.jpgCould you make it visible?:hmmm:

[Herr Kaleun]

Could you make it visible?:hmmm:

Sorry I don't understand what you mean.:06:

[TarJak]

I mean I can't see the image. Al I get is a direct upload message saying no hotlinking allowed.

[Jimbuna]

It's viewable at this end :hmmm:

Which is more than be said for my sig...from my end :doh:

[Philipp_Thomsen]

Little compassmen... More space inside your sub!

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/3097/shot1244935808.jpg

[Herr Kaleun]

LOL! Little compassmen.:rotfl2:

I mean I can't see the image. Al I get is a direct upload message saying no hotlinking allowed.

See it now? I have it upload on Imageshack too.:salute:

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/9205/kcs4tdzb.jpg

[Herr Kaleun]

I made new pictures.:ping:

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/7890/bernhardj.jpg

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7089/scapaflow.jpghttp://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4526/zerstrerr.jpghttp://img17.imageshack.us/img17/8544/messerschmittr.jpg

[Herr Kaleun]

I made a new picture.:ping:

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/3892/sh4img20081102185546734.jpg

[psykopatsak]

i might just enlist bernard to my crew for a few days after that one!:arrgh!: