Humorous SHIII picture thread

[Kipparikalle]

The aftermath of the "flare incident"
http://img.photoamp.com/pa/07/11/02/zdXxj.jpg

[5string74]

At first I thought that was camo on your boat, but now I realize it was where the RN blew out the candles on his cake! :dead:

[Kipparikalle]

At first I thought that was camo on your boat, but now I realize it was where the RN blew out the candles on his cake! :dead: No kidding?
We barely made back to home, like the "flare incident" wasn't enough, Bernard drived us under a sinking ship, onto the minefield, AND at home crashing on the dock.

Nice try Bernard, but we're still alive (you little bastard)

*EDIT* Oh geez, these pic's just keeps coming! This time, 2 known dummies in the same place. So near each other, but still unavare of each others.
http://img.photoamp.com/pa/07/11/02/zOQh1SErw4.jpg

[Kipparikalle]

Should I keep these coming?

[Lzs von swe]

Yes, keep them coming:up:

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u101/vonswe/SH33-1.jpg
Look at his eyes, he knows about me and Britt:oops:

[Kipparikalle]

:lol:

[5string74]

".....happy biirrthdaay deeeaar Ber-naar-ard, haaapppy biiirrthday toooo yoooooo!"

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc70/5string74/BernardsBirthday.jpg

[5string74]

Chief: "They don't call me 'The tripod for nuthin'."

Bernard: "Get away from me with that thing!"

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc70/5string74/tripod.jpg

[Stealth Hunter]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Motivators/fatnazihm7.jpg

[Kipparikalle]

http://img.photoamp.com/pa/07/11/06/QtL1AHnY87.jpg
http://img.photoamp.com/pa/07/11/06/xbkko.jpg

[NiclDoe]

Thats true. :rotfl: :rotfl: Bernard does infact kill everything.

[Oberon]

Kaleu Alfons Elric and the crew of U-35 were beginning to get concerned about Watchman Bernard when he reported to a fair weather watch in his sou'wester singing "Int die Kriegsmarine..." on the Uboats first patrol after Bernards holiday in Holland.

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/427/theresalwaysonewu9.jpg

[Stealth Hunter]

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h22/bigboywooly/Circleofdeath.jpg

"The people trying to kill us go round-and-round, round-and-round, round-and-round. The people trying to kill us go round-and-round; all through the sea...

The sound of the water is making me pee, making me pee, making me pee. The sound of the water is making me pee and curse and shout.

The depth charges are raping us, raping us, raping us. The depth charges are raping us; all through the deep..."

[jumpy]

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc70/5string74/SH3Img16-5-2007_22555_859.jpg
"Go on Chief, pull my finger..."

[5string74]

Oh, I like your caption better!!:rotfl:

[Kipparikalle]

Got sunk, near the American manner. Bernard was on the watchtower again and spotted the destroyer when it was already doing rammin run. My first words were "HOLY SH*T" And literally jumped on my cair.
http://img.photoamp.com/pa/07/11/09/0Sdzl.JPGhttp://img.photoamp.com/pa/07/11/09/dS0yRC.JPGhttp://img.photoamp.com/pa/07/11/09/0krTJh.JPG

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[onelifecrisis]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2058/1942071032_d7f57e6a13_o.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Nice one :up:

[Kipparikalle]

He scares me :S

[NiclDoe]

Thats why Bernard is invincible!:88) He's the Terminator! :doh: :shifty:

[Kipparikalle]

Hmmm, that would explain everything. Before we submerged, that destroyed shot a direct hit on Bernard. And Bernard didn't even notice it!
Well, not before he tried to get into sub, and noticed the shell on his stomach.

[Oberon]

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/4161/bernardjoinsthernul3.jpg

Bernard joins the Royal Navy

[-SWCowboy.]

What a traitor! Or is he doing us a favor by jumping ship and switching to the other side?:hmm:

[Kipparikalle]

Bernard joins the Royal Navy

Thats not the Bernard you silly! Its Dinsdale!

[Bismarck]

Nope Dinsdale is here.


http://www.candctoyemporium.com/images/products/BAR/lrg/bar100_destroyed_sherman_diorama_c.jpg

Hes wondering why no-one comes to help him...

[5string74]

Yep. Bernard is definitely still with the Kriegsmarine...

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc70/5string74/Bernard.jpg

[Oberon]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Must have been a British cousin I saw... :lol:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

let's name his british cousin James :lol:

[Jimbuna]

....another moron I suppose from the european village of the damned :lol:

[Sailor Steve]

lets name his brittish cuzin James :lol:
I love your "Good grammar" sig!

But with that in mind, it should be "Let's", "British", and "cousin".

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

lets name his brittish cuzin James :lol: I love your "Good grammar" sig!

But with that in mind, it should be "Let's", "British", and "cousin".
should it ? :o
damn... still making mistakes with my english :shifty:

[5string74]

In an attempt to cover up his unfortunate collision with the pier, Bernard has his cousin Marvin, a concrete worker, smooth over his mistake. The Admiral, not fooled for a minute by this ploy, has Bernard transferred back to UBoat duty! Meanwhile, the warship was converted into a very successful restaurant, famous for its "Clams Bernard".

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc70/5string74/bernard2.jpg

[NiclDoe]

lets name his brittish cuzin James :lol: I love your "Good grammar" sig!

But with that in mind, it should be "Let's", "British", and "cousin".
should it ? :o
damn... still making mistakes with my english :shifty:
Yepp. Myth Confirmed. :lol:

[Stealth Hunter]

lets name his brittish cuzin James :lol: I love your "Good grammar" sig!

But with that in mind, it should be "Let's", "British", and "cousin".
should it ? :o
damn... still making mistakes with my english :shifty:
Yepp. Myth Confirmed. :lol:

Today on Mythbusters: The Holocaust.

Robot Chicken is so damn funny.

[NiclDoe]

I love Robot Chicken. Its so funny with Jamie's Beard is really long. Also they had a zapper cannon. :rotfl: :rotfl: It was so funny.

[3Jane]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/5545/nazisgq0.jpg

[5string74]

That's a grenade next to the kitten. What you don't see is that right after the picture was taken, they pulled the pin and ran!

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

That's a grenade next to the kitten. What you don't see is that right after the picture was taken, they pulled the pin and ran!

how can you say that :stare:
thats just horrible to say... it was already a horrible life for animals at the front :stare:

[NiclDoe]

Thats becuase Mohr's a Cat Lover. :lol:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Thats becuase Mohr's a Cat Lover. :lol:
:yep: :yep: :yep: :yep: :yep:

[NiclDoe]

Im a Dog lover and im going to get that lazy Cat of yours. Bark BARK!

[IrishUboot]

:rotfl:C L A S S I C

*excuse for a 100th post*

It was still funny.

[Dowly]

Guys, dont want to sound like a poopoohead, but could we just stick to the SHIII screenshots? I mean, the title says Humorous SHIII picture thread. :up:

And please, let's refrain from posting pictures that have been already posted, it just loads up the forum.

Thank you. ;)

[Jimbuna]

Okie dokie http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/592/ferretlg4ll9.gif

:lol:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Guys, dont want to sound like a poopoohead, but could we just stick to the SHIII screenshots? I mean, the title says Humorous SHIII picture thread. :up:

And please, let's refrain from posting pictures that have been already posted, it just loads up the forum.

Thank you. ;)
hello dowly, welcome back :up:

[Stealth Hunter]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/Other%20Images/sh32007-11-1420-44-19-00.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/Other%20Images/sh32007-11-1117-22-23-40.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/Other%20Images/sh32007-11-1419-56-04-43.jpg

[NiclDoe]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: nice ones Hunter!:up:

[5string74]

Bernard squared his shoulders and prepared for his watch...

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc70/5string74/Bernard-1.jpg

[5string74]

The chief, sensing something was not quite right, asks Bernard over the PA, "Bernard, have you seen the pressure hull anywhere in your travels?"

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc70/5string74/pressurehull.jpg

[Fr8monkey]

Bernard has been working on the side again...

http://eightsolid.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/dehydrated-water.jpg

[onelifecrisis]

Guys, dont want to sound like a poopoohead, but could we just stick to the SHIII screenshots? I mean, the title says Humorous SHIII picture thread. :up:

And please, let's refrain from posting pictures that have been already posted, it just loads up the forum.

Thank you. ;)

Uh... care to lead by example, mr funny guy? I'm not seeing any funny pictures in your post. Or is your avatar supposed to count?

[Stealth Hunter]

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/435/sh3ex28xr.jpg
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2386/sh3ex8yf.jpg
http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/3746/sh3posture6xb.jpg
http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/3577/sh3kunfu5oe.jpg
http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/7641/sh3sammich0mn.jpg


:rotfl:

[5string74]

Great stuff! :rotfl:

[5string74]

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc70/5string74/head.jpg

[5string74]

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc70/5string74/eyes2.jpg

[Umfuld]

Bernard's first night on KP duty:


http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/734/a029fu0.jpg

[GoldenRivet]

some of the crew closeups are down right creepy!

[Dowly]

Guys, dont want to sound like a poopoohead, but could we just stick to the SHIII screenshots? I mean, the title says Humorous SHIII picture thread. :up:

And please, let's refrain from posting pictures that have been already posted, it just loads up the forum.

Thank you. ;)
Uh... care to lead by example, mr funny guy? I'm not seeing any funny pictures in your post. Or is your avatar supposed to count?
O...K.... :hmm:

My point was merely to keep this thread from going off topic. And for the second part, I've seen quite a few screenshots posted again by others, which is pointless and just loads up the forum.

Aaand as for my posts not having screenshots, go to page one and start going onwards. You'll find plenty. :up:

[_Seth_]

Actually, this post from Dowly could have been written by myself. A gentle reminder about keeping on topic, like Dowly's, is always appreciated, no matter who's posting it. Let's not discuss this further. Instead: let those "spycam" shots of Bernard and other virtual u-boat blunders rain into this thread! Please, i need a good laugh, mateys!!:yep: :up:

[Jimbuna]

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/7485/breakfastforbernardfz8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[_Seth_]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9679/hitdolphjp0.jpg

[NiclDoe]

Seth you know that Lehmann does not like people hunting dolphins.

[_Seth_]

Seth you know that Lehmann does not like people hunting dolphins.:yep::rotfl: *Awaiting the wrath of Darth Lehmann*
BTW: No animals were harmed during the making of this picture. The only casualty was a man at the beach where the torpedo was supposed to run aground. The man, named Bernard Dummkopf, was bending over to pick up a crab, when the torpedo came. Dummkopf stood bent with the back to the ocean, and didnt see the torpedo jumping out of the water, and hitting him in his..... *You figure out the rest..:lol:*

[Stealth Hunter]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9679/hitdolphjp0.jpg

Man, that's just cruel...

[Blacklight]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9679/hitdolphjp0.jpg
Oh come now... we all know that Flipper is an American dolphin. *loads another torpedo*:rock:

[Stealth Hunter]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/sh32007-11-2500-26-12-03.jpg

[bookworm_020]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Any lower and you would be below crush depth!:lol:

[Stealth Hunter]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/sh32007-11-2415-27-12-43.jpg

[Kipparikalle]

LOL WUT?

[Stealth Hunter]

LOL WUT?

http://www.lolwut.com/layout/lolwut.jpg

[Kipparikalle]

Exactly

[kenijaru]

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/1445/screenshot128gc2.jpg

Now, who said that the RAF pilots where the best?

[BulSoldier]

was that a mid air collision

[kenijaru]

yes, they came in from bearing 230, 2 Hurricanes with 1 bomb each, they started to speed up in a downward angle towards the boat, to let the bombs go. Aparently they decided to change sides, because the one on the right turned left and the one on the left turned right... then.... KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, the wrecks flew over my ship (now at periscope depth) and landed at about 2,000 metres.

[Oberon]

Either someone put Bernard on watch duty, or my watch crew turned mute...either which way, this didn't end well...

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7752/reasonstofireyourwatchcxp5.jpg

And there's a rumour going around in the Ubootwaffe that there is a spark of truth to the 'Wunderwaffen' myth, particularly in regards to invisibility devices:

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/3414/imtheinvisiblemands5.jpg

[Toshan]

Hi everyone! I'm new here and pretty new to SH3.
And on-topic: Most of the screenshots are hilarious:rotfl: !

And could someone tell me (or give me a link) how to add an image to another image in photoshop (don't really know how to say it, hope you understand). I tried to do it in paint but that leaves a white square around the image.
I want to make funny screens too:cry:

[Mush Martin]

Hi Toshan, Most folks are self taught that way the photo shop
help and tutorial files will explain it all in good detail.

but If I recall correctly.

Copy the image you want to over lay
touch on the image you want to put it on
then choose paste as new selection.

you may need to try a few times to get size
correct.

also if the image your copying and pasting isnt
a symmetrical square or such
then you will need to learn how to use the
majic wand thingie.
(magic wand may have changed to something else now)
welcome aboard hope this helps and
dont be afraid to post a thread of your own
with the question.
but try to keep the questions in the correct forums
ie. if its not really a modding question it should go
in sh3 if its a game play question that sort of thing.

M:up:

[Toshan]

Thank you very much for your answer Mush Martin :up: !

[Toshan]

It's not always Bernards fault....
http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/3521/sh3piclm5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Jimbuna]

Excellent first effort :rock: :up:

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/wolf-38.gif

[kaarlo]

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/2341/ilmankasiajr8.jpg

Look, Herr Kaleun! Without hands!

[Stealth Hunter]

Look, Herr Kaleun! Without hands!

BEHOLD! Nazi Germany has turned to welding deckguns into their troops' chests!!

[darius359au]

What we see here is an example of the infamous Q-flak aka The Nipple gun ,which caught many an unwary pilot who attacked the submarine thinking it had no air defences ;)

[Jimbuna]

What we see here is an example of the infamous Q-flak aka The Nipple gun ,which caught many an unwary pilot who attacked the submarine thinking it had no air defences ;)

LOL :rotfl:

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/wolf-38.gif

[Mush Martin]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[NiclDoe]

lol:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Rotor]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Paco]

hehe, it's cold ..... :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[NealT]

1. Bernard must be standing watch...he is looking the wrong way.

2. Talk about a new massage technique...

[Oberon]

It would seem that Dinsdale was fired from the Royal Navy but re-enlisted in the Merchant Fleet...

Those poor fools don't know what hit them....or do they?

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/5950/dinsdaleinthemnhz4.jpg

[Oberon]

Reasons to fire your watch crew part two:

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/9272/reasonstofireyourwatchces2.jpg

[Herr_Pete]

Am i the only person who finds the Bernard joke unfunny. I really cant find it funny.

[sasquatch]

Am i the only person who finds the Bernard joke unfunny. I really cant find it funny.

That makes two of us. Must be British humor...

[mapuc]

I'm a swede AND I love english humor. Monty, Benny Hill and lots more.

Not every pics in here are funny( my type of fun) but many have given me many hours of laugh

Markus

[NiclDoe]

the ship is due West Herr Kulean! Pla to intercept. :rotfl: *some time later* Bernard you liar the ship was north of us and now we are low on fuel!

[Mush Martin]

Well I have looked at the Humorous picture thread from my first
days here at SS and I find it interesting that in all that time
inspite of some real beauties

I hate truly hate to admit it but the picture that made me laugh
the most (literally tears streaming down my face)

was the newly released picture of J.S. Balz

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=126180

its just too perfect....:rotfl::rotfl:

im still laughing now three days later just writing about it.


the Balz character development makes the pic what it is.
but with that established it was tooooooo Funny

[kenijaru]

the new firefighter's training toy:

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1593/screenshot88gl5.jpg

[KeptinCranky]

DINSDAAALE!!

"but sir, I was just parking the ship when suddenly the ground moved, really it did! please put the revolver away sir!?! please!"

:D

[Jimbuna]

DINSDAAALE!!

"but sir, I was just parking the ship when suddenly the ground moved, really it did! please put the revolver away sir!?! please!"

:D

LMAO :rotfl:

http://www.itsnature.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfmoon.jpg

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/wolf-38.gif

[Blacklight]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1593/screenshot88gl5.jpg

Our ship catapult has worked beautifully sir !! Tell the men to begin working on stronger elastic bands ! I want hundreds of these raining down on London by the end of the month !!!

[kenijaru]

hahahaha, the super secret V4

[Kipparikalle]

Hahahhaha lolollololol :rotfl:

Its sad that war ended before the first V4 could have been managed to launch to Britanny. :p

[Oberon]

Eh, I couldn't resist... :oops:

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/965/over9000ug8.jpg

[sasquatch]

i find that offensive. lol

[TarJak]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/jollygood.jpg

[Blacklight]

Its sad that war ended before the first V4 could have been managed to launch to Britanny. :p

Imagine the faces of the lookout guys when they would have first spotted the thing hurling through the air at them !:o

"SHIP SIGHTED SIR !!!"
"You idiot ? How could you sight a ship ?!?! We're in the middle of the city !"
"DUCK !!!!"
*BOOM !!!*

[Dowly]

:nope:
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee274/Finnish_Ferret/Bike.jpg

[Jimbuna]

LMAO :rotfl:

[Blacklight]

OH MY GOD THAT'S GREAT !!!!:rotfl:
I can't tell you how many times I actually thought the same thing !

[Dowly]

OH MY GOD THAT'S GREAT !!!!:rotfl:
I can't tell you how many times I actually thought the same thing !

Kinda feel sorry for the guy, does he really think that by saluting the officer the bike just might start? :doh:

[Sailor Steve]

Those two don't look like they're saluting to me; they look like they're shading their eyes while looking at the sky. In fact they look like they're watching incoming airplanes. In fact, those look like..."Who cares if the bike starts or not...we're all gonna DIE!!!"

[Dowly]

Those two don't look like they're saluting to me; they look like they're shading their eyes while looking at the sky. In fact they look like they're watching incoming airplanes. In fact, those look like..."Who cares if the bike starts or not...we're all gonna DIE!!!"

Lol. :rotfl:Well, the poor fecka tries to start the bike, get's off it, walks by that officer over there, salutes and walks back to his bike. I take that passenger is getting mighty pissed too. :hmm:

[Jimbuna]

Those two don't look like they're saluting to me; they look like they're shading their eyes while looking at the sky. In fact they look like they're watching incoming airplanes. In fact, those look like..."Who cares if the bike starts or not...we're all gonna DIE!!!"

Lol. :rotfl:Well, the poor fecka tries to start the bike, get's off it, walks by that officer over there, salutes and walks back to his bike. I take that passenger is getting mighty pissed too. :hmm:

"Excuse me sir, but my bike is broke. Any chance of a push" ? ;)

[sasquatch]

BERNARD!!! lol...

[Blacklight]

He should just get a new bike !!! He's there trying to get it going EVERY TIME I leave and come back to the base !! I thought that German engines were THE state of the art back then !

[5string74]

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc70/5string74/th_beb0a9b9.jpg (http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc70/5string74/?action=view&current=beb0a9b9.pbr)

[Lzs von swe]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u101/vonswe/SH3Img19-12-2007_171925_902.jpg

I know I promised Gretchen to always wear it, but it itches:88)

edit. I forgot: Yea, thats the problem :rotfl: edit.

[Hakahura]

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5338/insuranceiq9.jpg

[Oberon]

^

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Ice Forge]

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5338/insuranceiq9.jpg Good god you are lucky :P
really Amusing thread guys thanks for a really good and long laugh.

[Jimbuna]

LOL :rotfl:

[PBV]

:rotfl: DINSDALE!!!:rotfl:

[NealT]

BERNARD!!!!!

He changed sides!!!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Capitan_Viejo]

:nope:
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee274/Finnish_Ferret/Bike.jpg
Awsome!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[mcf1]

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/4139/sh3img9122007202544an1.png

[mcf1]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4809/sh3img21122007192644su2.png

[Penelope_Grey]

http://static3.filefront.com/images/personal/p/PenelopeGrey/121830/fljqyxskvi.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Must be those high heels she's wearing http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img412/4774/thumbsuplargeon1.gif

http://www.itsnature.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfmoon.jpg

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/wolf-38.gif

[TarJak]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/KOW.jpg

[NiclDoe]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: All of them mostly Penny's becuase this game could be a cartoon!:hmm: Also hes a funny story
I was in Brest in 43 and i was leaving to go somewhere in real life so i saved the game and when i came back i was in habour and then as i ordered 1/3 a flower just comes out of nowhere and rammes the pen just missing me by a few meters.

[mcf1]

All of them mostly Penny's becuase this game could be a cartoon!:hmm: Also hes a funny story
I was in Brest in 43 and i was leaving to go somewhere in real life so i saved the game and when i came back i was in habour and then as i ordered 1/3 a flower just comes out of nowhere and rammes the pen just missing me by a few meters. It was bernard commanding the flower. Bdu promoted and transfered to get him rid, and he's got his own ship now and he's filling the harbor traffic with terror :rotfl:

[NiclDoe]

:rotfl: he sure did

[Kipparikalle]

-_0

That reminds me of one time when battleship Tirpiz rammed 3 destroyers in a row.

I don't know was it Bernard, but we saw crew jumping out of the Tirpiz in great panic, and screamed something wich started with letter "B"

Then all ships in the Wilhemshaven wen't insane, all cargo ships who were coming to port, beached themselfs.

I must admit that it was the most randomest moment in my U-boot career.

[Badger1978]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/6272/12069185df3.jpg

[Koondawg]

Bubbles Sir....were spotting bubbles!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/koondawg/sub%20paints/spottingbubbles.jpg

[Albrecht Von Hesse]

I'm leaving Lorient in September '42. For a change I decided to do so at 1X compression, and only visually from the bridge, following my minesweeper escort. I wasn't using the nav map at all, just following my escort. Good thing I was doing so, too.

About halfway through I'd noticed a tramp steamer heading our way.

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/Albrecht_von_Hesse/SH3Img29-12-2007_21572_421.jpg

I'd expected it to stop; heave to . . . or something. After all, I'd think naval vessels had priority. Even if they didn't, you don't cross each others bows, true?

All of a sudden I noticed my escort going to back speeds. And my comfortable 700 meters follwing distance was abruptly shrinking. Quite fast, too! I had to go to back full in a hurry to kill my forward speed. And still that tramp steamer kept approaching!

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/Albrecht_von_Hesse/SH3Img29-12-2007_22233_343.jpg

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/Albrecht_von_Hesse/SH3Img29-12-2007_2231_984.jpg

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/Albrecht_von_Hesse/SH3Img29-12-2007_22343_421.jpg

Finally it passed, and I waited for my escort to continue guiding me. Hehe.

It never went to ahead again. Just accelerated backwards until . . .

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/Albrecht_von_Hesse/SH3Img29-12-2007_22525_921.jpg

So much for my escort out of Lorient! :rotfl:

[KeptinCranky]

Poor Bernard should never have been assigned to Lorient, it's well known it's the toughest port to navigate out of :rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

Are we to presume he failed his Masters Certificate :hmm:

http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/ROFLMAO.gif http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/ROFLMAO.gif

[NiclDoe]

:rotfl: :rotfl: they could not passes sea trails.

[robbierob2005]

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/9505/sh3img3012200723530468mg6.jpg (http://img261.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sh3img3012200723530468mg6.jpg)


What kind of undies does she wear? I can't see.
Perhaps she isn't wearing any:lol:

[5string74]

You can't see that black lace thingy she's wearing?

[JG10r_Bull]

well Hi guys & girls i'm new to this game and forum ... so Hi

i've been look though here and there's some real funny Pics but Who is BERNARD ! ?

[Dowly]

well Hi guys & girls i'm new to this game and forum ... so Hi

i've been look though here and there's some real funny Pics but Who is BERNARD ! ?
Hi and welcome to SubSim! :up:

As for Bernard, check the first post of this thread. That's the first recorded post about Bernard and that's how I "gave birth" to Bernard and then people picked him to blame for all their misfortunates at sea. ;)

[JG10r_Bull]

well Hi guys & girls i'm new to this game and forum ... so Hi

i've been look though here and there's some real funny Pics but Who is BERNARD ! ?
Hi and welcome to SubSim! :up:

As for Bernard, check the first post of this thread. That's the first recorded post about Bernard and that's how I "gave birth" to Bernard and then people picked him to blame for all their misfortunates at sea. ;)

ok thx :D

[Dowly]

No worries, mate.

Happy New Year! :up:

[JG10r_Bull]

yer u too :()1:

[Jimbuna]

Welcome aboard JG10r_Bull http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/pirate.gif

[Ivan Putski]

Welcome aboard JG10r_Bull, and Happy New Year.:)

[Sailor Steve]

...and that's how I "gave birth" to Bernard and then people picked him to blame for all their misfortunates at sea. ;)
Except of course when they blame you.:rotfl:

[Steel_Tomb]

Do you think its about time we made a "who is Bernard?" sticky? lol ;)

[Jimbuna]

Do you think its about time we made a "who is Bernard?" sticky? lol ;)

Here he is http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/2244/dowlytg0.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Albrecht Von Hesse]

Ok, I'm up in AK up my Iceland (remember that name; it's important) when I get a contact pop up: a small convoy, heading NW and slow.

So I plot out an approach, head off there and lurk. And wait . . . and wait . . . and wait.

Now this isn't so unusual anymore since I started playing GWX 2.04. Contacts no longer have 'tails' that helpfully give an exact course. But I was only a couple of hours away, so it wasn't as if I should have totally lost them. So I started zizagging my way back along their projected base course . . .

And found these . . . .

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/Albrecht_von_Hesse/SH3Img31-12-2007_162846_500.jpg

Seems like someone at BdU has a sense of humor! :rotfl:

Just as funny is seeing my watch crew in shirt sleeves as those are drifting by. Looks as if my lone medic is gonna be busy with flu and pneumonia!

[Albrecht Von Hesse]

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/9505/sh3img3012200723530468mg6.jpg (http://img261.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sh3img3012200723530468mg6.jpg)


What kind of undies does she wear? I can't see.
Perhaps she isn't wearing any:lol:

She's showing her support of the troops by going 'commando', of course! :p

[gimpy117]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/sh32007-11-2500-26-12-03.jpg

Just another day on the U-Irony...

[cheese123]

These trees need trimming
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/9873/sh3img11200843030330qg7.png (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/)
Ship that blows bubbles
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/7839/sh3img1120084304174np3.png (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/)

[JG10r_Bull]

well here's my first funny

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e337/zoe03/haha-1.jpg

[TarJak]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/shrimp.jpg

[NiclDoe]

Do you think its about time we made a "who is Bernard?" sticky? lol ;)

Here he is http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/2244/dowlytg0.gif (http://imageshack.us)

OOOO Now the Ferret is going to be more pssed when Jim is now snooping and changing the ferret around like this and you forgot the ferret body and it was have perfect:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Sailor Steve]

well here's my first funny
And very funny it was!:rotfl:

Welcome aboard, mate!

@ TarJak: Don't forget to invest your money in that 'fruit' company.:rock:

[Koondawg]

She's showing her support of the troops by going 'commando', of course!
Those are flies your looking at.....:lol:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/shrimp.jpg

someone has looked to much forrest gump :lol:

[HundertzehnGustav]

Bubba on board!

[Kpt, Otto]

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/3919/sh3img161200720242906imlx3.jpg


"IT'S BEHIND YOU"

[Stealth Hunter]

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/3919/sh3img161200720242906imlx3.jpg


"IT'S BEHIND YOU"

http://www.slapyo.com/wp-content/wrong03.jpg

[3Jane]

There is a whole city up there I tell you.
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/4469/pyramidpg8.jpg

[Blacklight]

I went into Scapa Flow tonight only to discover that Dinsdale must have been parking a ship. Shame too. That thing is HUGE ! I'll bet it would have been worth a LOT of tonnage.:nope:

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/720/bernard1ig6.jpg

I bet the people in the building off to the right were cleaning out their pants when they looked out the window and saw that coming at them over the dock.:rotfl:

[Julius Caesar]

I am in my U49:
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/1074/shot1199827118ah5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[/URL]
and I receive this message :rock:
[URL=http://imageshack.us]http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/34/shot1199827127hm3.jpg (http://img407.imageshack.us/my.php?image=shot1199827118du2.jpg)

[Jimbuna]

This sometimes happens. Remember, the radio messages are already scripted into the game.

[Blacklight]

:rotfl:
Boy will they be surprised when you steam back into port with stories about the tunnel of light, the pearly gates...etc....

"We saw this tunnel of light before us and going into it ahead of us was a glowing British merchant ship, so we fired all torpedoes into it, destroying it utterly ! We went flank speed as it crashed into the tunnel and exploded, causeing the tunnel of light to collapse around us ! I ordered a 180 degree turn and outraced the collapse of the tunnel. We escaped with barely our lives sir !"

[Julius Caesar]

what makes it even funnier is that one day later I managed to sink 36,000 ton Nelson (escorted with 9 destroyers) without being spotted.
Take that, Bdu!

[Fr8monkey]

Where is everyone? I told them we were shipping out first thing in the morning!


http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh234/Fr8monkey/Wheredidtheygo.jpg

Tried to go on next patrol and got a 'Not enough officers' message and got this little surprize.

[KeptinCranky]

:doh: :rotfl:

They all got arrested for being drunk and disorderly and getting in a fight with the luftwaffe about stolen credit...:D

Or did you tell them you were planning to raid Dover harbor or something? :D

[Penelope_Grey]

@ Fr8monkey

What really would make that picture funny...yet sort of true... would be if the date in the top right said 1944 or 1945

[Blacklight]

Did your crew find out that Bernard was signed up to be your first officer ?

[Ivan Putski]

The Red Light District had a two for one sale.:D

[Fr8monkey]

I guess good help is hard to find. But wait... they arn't sending anyone to the eastern front yet.... it's only 1940!

[Jimbuna]

The first German Philadelphia experiment :hmm:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

The first German Philadelphia experiment :hmm::hmm:

[JCWolf]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


Damn, I have been missing this thread all mi SubSim Life!:lol:

How could I have lost this in the first place !:o

[Blacklight]

:D
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/4492/smokingrd6.jpg

[Tango589]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[unterseemann]

Sorry guys! Seems that kriegsmarine headquarters decide to give our champion his own commandship...

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b161/gneisenau/bernard.jpg

Construit en 1928 sous le nom de BERNARD. Armement inconnu.
Acheté en 1929 par la Compagnie Générale Transatlantique. Conserve son nom. Basé au Havre puis à Bordeaux à partir de 1932.
Saisi par les Allemands en août 1940.
Sabordé à Bordeaux le 18 août 1944 par les troupes allemandes en retraite. Renfloué en mai 1945, réparé puis remis en service.
Le 12 juillet 1952, au cours de son remorquage de Bordeaux à Fort-de-France (Martinique), coule en pleine mer.

In English:
Built in 1928 under the name of BERNARD. Unknown 'armement'?
Bought in 1929 by the 'compagnie generale transatlantique. kept its name. Based in Le Havre and in Bordeaux in 1932.
TAKEN BY THE GERMANS IN AUGUST 1940 (and given to you know who...)
Scuttled in Bordeaux the 18th of august 1944 by german troops. 'renfloué' in may 1945, repaired and active work since.
The 12th of july 1952, during its tugging to Fort de France (martinique) sank in ocean.

Incredible isn't it????

[Laughing Swordfish]

Sheer class and quality!!

LS

[Sailor Steve]

Scuttled in Bordeaux the 18th of august 1944 by german troops.
What really happened was some troops tried to take her for a fishing trip. When they got on board one of them fell through the rotting hull. They then reported back that they had done their duty and 'scuttled' her.:rotfl:

Nice find, unterseemann.:sunny:

[Tobus]

http://www.xs4all.nl/~tobyl/SH3Img@whatsjalookingat.jpg

Uhm, guys, it's night, and you're standing real close to oneanother.

[Oberon]

"Volk Gesichtet!"

[Jimbuna]

Relax....look into my eyes....imagine your in a faraway place :o

[Dustyboats]

If anyone is missing the number 7 when they get to or pass through BE17, its my fault! I've just tracked it for an hour and sunk it!!!!!!......Dusty

[Blacklight]

http://www.xs4all.nl/~tobyl/SH3Img@whatsjalookingat.jpg
EYEBALLS SPOTTED HER KALEUN !! BEARING 90 degrees !! STATIONARY !

[Stealth Hunter]

^

"Well there's your problem, Captain Edwards."

[MaciejK]

what happened to Bernard after the war.

He fled to Czechoslovakia and opened a brewery!!

here's the proof

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/FI_Macca44/DSC03090.jpg

Gotta check this out.

Mac

[NealT]

I have no desire at all to taste that brew.....

:doh:

[MaciejK]

I tried it - tastes like a good, Czech beer.

M

[Abd_von_Mumit]

Did you buy it in Poland? If so, somewhere around Warsaw maybe? :)

[MaciejK]

Yes, Carrefour in Galeria Mokotów;)

[Abd_von_Mumit]

Yes, Carrefour in Galeria Mokotów;)
Probably I'll get mine today. :) Thanks!

[Jimbuna]

Be a good chap and send a crate over :lol:

[MaciejK]

It would be cool if we had choice - to donate money or beer via paypal;)

SEND BEER TO SUPORT THE GWX TEAM!!!

[Blacklight]

SEND BEER TO SUPORT THE GWX TEAM!!!

We'd have to send them cases of Becks.:rotfl:

[Amiral Crapaud]

Sorry guys! Seems that kriegsmarine headquarters decide to give our champion his own commandship...

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b161/gneisenau/bernard.jpg

Construit en 1928 sous le nom de BERNARD. Armement inconnu.
Acheté en 1929 par la Compagnie Générale Transatlantique. Conserve son nom. Basé au Havre puis à Bordeaux à partir de 1932.
Saisi par les Allemands en août 1940.
Sabordé à Bordeaux le 18 août 1944 par les troupes allemandes en retraite. Renfloué en mai 1945, réparé puis remis en service.
Le 12 juillet 1952, au cours de son remorquage de Bordeaux à Fort-de-France (Martinique), coule en pleine mer.

In English:
Built in 1928 under the name of BERNARD. Unknown 'armement'?
Bought in 1929 by the 'compagnie generale transatlantique. kept its name. Based in Le Havre and in Bordeaux in 1932.
TAKEN BY THE GERMANS IN AUGUST 1940 (and given to you know who...)
Scuttled in Bordeaux the 18th of august 1944 by german troops. 'renfloué' in may 1945, repaired and active work since.
The 12th of july 1952, during its tugging to Fort de France (martinique) sank in ocean.

Incredible isn't it????

"Armement" here shares the same lexical root with "armateur"
"Armement inconnu" = "unknown shipowner"

;)

[Jimbuna]

SEND BEER TO SUPORT THE GWX TEAM!!!

We'd have to send them cases of Becks.:rotfl:

It don;t matter what make it is.....just so long as it's cold, wet and alcoholic in content http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/whistle.gif

http://www.abfnet.com/forum/images/smilies/pirate_with_bottle_of_rum_lg_blk.gif

[Abd_von_Mumit]

SEND BEER TO SUPORT THE GWX TEAM!!!

We'd have to send them cases of Becks.:rotfl:

It don;t matter what make it is.....just so long as it's cold, wet and alcoholic in content http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/whistle.gif

http://www.abfnet.com/forum/images/smilies/pirate_with_bottle_of_rum_lg_blk.gif
Any address? :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

SEND BEER TO SUPORT THE GWX TEAM!!!

We'd have to send them cases of Becks.:rotfl:

It don;t matter what make it is.....just so long as it's cold, wet and alcoholic in content http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/whistle.gif

http://www.abfnet.com/forum/images/smilies/pirate_with_bottle_of_rum_lg_blk.gif
Any address? :arrgh!:

Aye.......mine http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/pirate.gif

[TarJak]

SEND BEER TO SUPORT THE GWX TEAM!!!

We'd have to send them cases of Becks.:rotfl:

It don;t matter what make it is.....just so long as it's cold, wet and alcoholic in content http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/whistle.gif

http://www.abfnet.com/forum/images/smilies/pirate_with_bottle_of_rum_lg_blk.gifOnly problem is that the same could be said for a urine sample given by Dean Martin in 1965...:hmm:

[Jimbuna]

LOL :rotfl:

Trust you :lol:

[TarJak]

Thank you... thank you... (bows), I'm here till Tuesday, try the veal...:arrgh!:

[NealT]

I prefer fish and chips thank you... :up:

[Kipparikalle]

I might as well try to send a sandwich to one of our fellow GWX devs to see if it would reach the right address.

I have always wanted to do something like that. ;)

[STEED]

BREAKING NEWS........

BRITISH DEATH RAY STRIKES U-BOAT

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h254/RS42/sh32008-01-2514-54-42-67.jpg

[Jimbuna]

The first seaborne souper trouper http://www.fonefunshop.co.uk/forum/images/smilies/gdnight.gif

[Koondawg]

I might as well try to send a sandwich to one of our fellow GWX devs to see if it would reach the right address
May I suggest a Tuna on Rye...we will know If it made it in time....:shifty:

[Jimbuna]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/5169/fishiz6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Penelope_Grey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/Spider-Hulk/Penny/GWX.jpg

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Pen, last night i had to crash dive for 4 torpedoes of my fellow MP gamer, he shot them at a merchant on the other side of me without looking i was heading the opposite direction of it, luckaly i saw it on time or i was kind of dead

[KeptinCranky]

</silent running>

Oh she can relate to that, :D but she's a bit more vindictive about it, and it was only one eel, ok, yes, it did sink the merchie she was hiding under at the time, but how was I supposed to know that in all the confusion, it being my first MP game as well...:-? :D

But that's no reason to deliberaty try and sink a teammate, :huh: oh wait, what I meant to say was:
"inadvertently suffer a minor targeting mishap that entirely accedintally and unintentionally manages to seriously damage a friendly" :smug:

now let's hope she doesn't notice this post for a while, I don't like peeling spuds...


<silent running>

[NealT]

ROFLOL

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

</silent running>

Oh she can relate to that, :D but she's a bit more vindictive about it, and it was only one eel, ok, yes, it did sink the merchie she was hiding under at the time, but how was I supposed to know that in all the confusion, it being my first MP game as well...:-? :D

But that's no reason to deliberaty try and sink a teammate, :huh: oh wait, what I meant to say was:
"inadvertently suffer a minor targeting mishap that entirely accedintally and unintentionally manages to seriously damage a friendly" :smug:

now let's hope she doesn't notice this post for a while, I don't like peeling spuds...


<silent running>

Brings back many a good memory of my MP days with mrchris :lol:

[Jimbuna]

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/8633/a6mzerobk4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/4757/avengerkm0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/1305/martletwc7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[BulSoldier]

Pen, last night i had to crash dive for 4 torpedoes of my fellow MP gamer, he shot them at a merchant on the other side of me without looking i was heading the opposite direction of it, luckaly i saw it on time or i was kind of dead

I managed to hit myself with fat 1 torp in sp mission,now thats is real kaleunship :rotfl:

[Lzs von swe]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u101/vonswe/SH3Img25-1-2008_15590_955.jpg

Oh crap, wrong button again:oops:

[snwcrsh]

I don't trust my navigator. I know he's up to something....


http://geheimgemein.de/video/mutiny.jpg

[KeptinCranky]

Yep, he looks sneaky alright, better keep an eye on him or next time you stick your scope up you might find yourself staring the Home Fleet in the gunbarrels in Scapa :D

[TarJak]

Fritz is off his face again Herr Kaluen!

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/SHOT2718.jpg

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Lost in The British Fog
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb231/evangelionunit03/Untitled-TrueColor-01-1.jpg

[KeptinCranky]

Ummm, how are you going to explain THAT to BDU?? :o

I don't think a simple "oops" will suffice

[Biggles]

Blame it on the Kraken....

[Penelope_Grey]

</silent running>

Oh she can relate to that, :D but she's a bit more vindictive about it, and it was only one eel, ok, yes, it did sink the merchie she was hiding under at the time, but how was I supposed to know that in all the confusion, it being my first MP game as well...:-? :D

But that's no reason to deliberaty try and sink a teammate, :huh: oh wait, what I meant to say was:
"inadvertently suffer a minor targeting mishap that entirely accedintally and unintentionally manages to seriously damage a friendly" :smug:

now let's hope she doesn't notice this post for a while, I don't like peeling spuds...


<silent running>

Ok... I actually saw this yesterday, but I think you've had enough of a reprieve.:arrgh!:

As Cranks admits there, he admits to shooting a torpedo at the ship I was hiding under, and at the time I was in command room view and all of a sudden the boat shakes violently, like as in BOOM!!! For a moment I thought it was a depthcharge, hang on.... outside to external view I see a torpedo coming my way with big red letters "KeptinCranky" I then realised that it was a torpedo that just rocked my world, so knowing another was coming, I quickly dived deeper out of the way, the first one could have only missed my conning tower by inches.

I did get an "oops sorry Penny" message, which I accepted, now, what happened when I accidentally torpedoed cranks... I was playing with my torpedo settings in the TDC and the outer door of that particular tube happened to be open... I had no idea it was open... so, I was just playing around, you know, torpedo set to fast, running depth about 12m Impact only... just simulating what I would do if I had to fight a hostile submerged contact.

Also... what is even more astonishing. Cranks' sub happened to be right in front of me at Periscope depth... and even more astonishing, the TDC had a correct gyro angle because me at 20m silly moo forgot to lower my periscope and the persicope from my last attack happened to have the correct gyroangle inputted to hit Cranks!!
Now this last part was truly my fault, I thought that particular tube was empty that it hadn't been reloaded yet, so I pressed fire. And whoosh out went the torpedo. So what happened was a combination of astonishing coincidence, and me having a whopping blonde moment.:D

Now... if I was deliberately trying to torpedo Cranky, I wouldn't have warned him that there was a torpedo coming his way just before it impacted would I?

[KeptinCranky]

ROFL :rotfl: :D

[NealT]

Watching the inside of it's eyelids for cracks...:88)

[JG10r_Bull]

Owww Herr Kaluen!

this gun has some bad recoil :yep:

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e337/zoe03/Oww.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Owww Herr Kaluen!

this gun has some bad recoil :yep:

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e337/zoe03/Oww.jpg

"You missed......by this much"

[Oberon]

and YOU are calling yourself a WATCH officer ?!

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/3977/photo0170fg0.jpg

Lol, just sneak up to him and say:
"Maus Gesichtet!"
:lol:

[Jabber]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/6500/chparty22my8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


It's good to get back home
My home coming party

[bookworm_020]

This should be in GWX:p, but I'm a little worried about the blonde with the stubble!:huh:

[Jimbuna]

That's just Bernard the morning after the night before :lol:

[Jabber]

You wouldn't let a small deformity get in the way now would ya?
Could you refuse that doll face?

:lol:

[cpt_zdzich]

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/8175/fun1uc4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/7167/fun2pd7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Kaptain Hans Wolf]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/6500/chparty22my8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


It's good to get back home
My home coming party



Wow jabber.
What a shore party!:up: :rock:

[deepboat]

What a hit!:rock: http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh266/deepboat/SH3Img10-2-2008_225947_203.jpg

[Brag]

Flipper shot? Reminds me of SH2 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[CapZap1970]

"Quite, damn Bernard!!!! The Boss said "rigg for silent running...."
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t1/capzap1970/screenshots/shh.jpg
CapZap

[StarFox]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/6500/chparty22my8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


It's good to get back home
My home coming party

I know which port I will return to.....

[TarJak]

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t1/capzap1970/screenshots/shh.jpg
:rotfl:"Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to my underground Lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins, and yet, each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset people DIE!"

[3Jane]

A view from the top of Madeira
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/9131/madeira1wa9.jpg

[Kipparikalle]

A view from the top of Madeira
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/9131/madeira1wa9.jpg
Woah, that is quite empty view, it's like looking on the sea of salt.

[Jimbuna]

What's a pyramid doing in the middle of a sea ? :hmm:

[TomcatMVD]

Oh man not those aliens again!:damn:

[CapZap1970]

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t1/capzap1970/screenshots/shh.jpg
:rotfl:"Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to my underground Lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins, and yet, each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset people DIE!"
:rotfl: :rotfl:

[Oberon]

A view from the top of Madeira
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/9131/madeira1wa9.jpg

"Goa'uld Landing craft spotted, sir!"