Humorous SHIII picture thread

[HunterICX]

@Lsz von Swe,

I think its time to get a new Graphic card, I think your current is about to cook :rotfl:

[Lzs von swe]

Naah, the card is brand new. It´s more likely this beta system the call Vista:rotfl:
Newest drivers from nVidia and it´s worse than with the previous ones:roll:

[TarJak]

I was seeing the same effects and despite trying numerous things to fix it I found that I had an incompatibility between my old motherboard and the new nVidia graphics card I bought. I changed the MB along with a few other bits and pieces and since then no probs.

[Stealth Hunter]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Funny%20Stuff/StupidHunters.jpg

[Zuko]

My weapon officer is on crack. Torpedo MISSED? I dont see any torpedo impact dialogue there, so dont tell me I fired a second one, as I only fired one.

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p187/LaKrakken/SH3/torpedomissed.jpg

[bruschi sauro]

mi sento male dal troppo ridere....rolf:p :rotfl: :p :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Sailor Steve]

You DID miss! He just felt sorry for you and blew up out of sympathy.

[Sulikate]

You DID miss! He just felt sorry for you and blew up out of sympathy.
:rotfl:

[TarJak]

My weapon officer is on crack. Torpedo MISSED? I dont see any torpedo impact dialogue there, so dont tell me I fired a second one, as I only fired one.

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p187/LaKrakken/SH3/torpedomissed.jpg

Are you sure you want to surface the boat when still in a firing position near a BB?

Then you'll see an explosion.:D

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

ok everyone... NEVER LET BERNARD BE YOUR IWO.

he spotted a "merchant" that was a flower corvette and a "warship" that is a C2 cargo :doh:

when back in germany il kill him (or mayby il do on patrol:arrgh!: )

later i found the brits new experiment. http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/9919/sh3img145200724130828zk3.png
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/6562/sh3img1452007241420vb1.png

[KeptinCranky]

Whoa! :o

Herr Kaleun, Sunderland Decloaking bearing 270....:o

Imagine that,

Eeek!

guess your RAF sea rescue launch is buggy? :rotfl:

[Telgriff]

:o Its the Philadelphia experiment....but the Brits version!

The Liverpool experiment!

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
it had to be a RAF high speed boat

[shegeek72]

Hydrophone dude is having a bad day . . .

http://tarafoundation.org/what.jpg

http://tarafoundation.org/sh3_invert_bnr.jpg

[shegeek72]

I brought up that very subject a while back ... the consenus was there's nothing wrong in using the swastika in a historical sub sim. I had one in a previous sig.
--
http://tarafoundation.org/frauleinvomAmtsm.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fr%C3%A4ulein)

[Lzs von swe]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u101/vonswe/SH3Img61.jpg

After weeks of Atlantic storms:sunny:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

this was when i passed gibraltar a while ago. i torpedoed a DD and it refused to sink. the ingame movie thingy showed he was sinking. had to fire another torpedo before he sank :doh:
http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/3237/sh3img1552007203129125jn7.png

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

be aware for brittish under water airfields at Firth Of Forth :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/5240/sh3img1752007231849562kh1.png

[KeptinCranky]

what is it with Ansons?

these to decided my boat would make a juicy target but couldn't decide who got to bomb the snot out of me first

they both come in roaring only eyes for the target and....

kerplooie :o mid-air collision, very messy....

http://home.wanadoo.nl/omf17235/images/greedyanson.jpg

suffice to say I was a bit surprised, no damage to my boat but Bernard will probably not recover from the shock:D

[Sailor Steve]

be aware for brittish under water airfields at Firth Of Forth :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Doesn't that belong on the 'Flying Subs' thread on the General Topics board?
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=114706

Just kidding; I wanted to draw attention to that thread for anyone who hasn't seen it.:sunny:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

be aware for brittish under water airfields at Firth Of Forth :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Doesn't that belong on the 'Flying Subs' thread on the General Topics board?
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=114706

Just kidding; I wanted to draw attention to that thread for anyone who hasn't seen it.:sunny:

il post it there to :up:

[Telgriff]

be aware for brittish under water airfields at Firth Of Forth :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Doesn't that belong on the 'Flying Subs' thread on the General Topics board?
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=114706

Just kidding; I wanted to draw attention to that thread for anyone who hasn't seen it.:sunny:

Cheers for that Sailor Steve. :up:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

bernard sails out of willemshaven

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/8227/sh3bernardssubru3.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

bernard sails out of willemshaven
And dutifully reports "Ship spotted, sir!"

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

bernard sails out of willemshaven
And dutifully reports "Ship spotted, sir!"

"oh good bernard, and what kind of ship ?"
"its a merchant herr kaleun"

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Telgriff]

bernard sails out of willemshaven And dutifully reports "Ship spotted, sir!"
"oh good bernard, and what kind of ship ?"
"its a merchant herr kaleun"

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

:rotfl:

As the U-boat scrapes through the hull of the DD "We've been detected Herr Kaleun!"

[Lzs von swe]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u101/vonswe/SH3Img69.jpg

DINSDAAALE!!!

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

its no SH3 pict but still fun becouse we have a Fubar here
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb231/evangelionunit03/2006-221.jpg

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

the brits ceep making new and dangerous vessels

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb231/evangelionunit03/SH3Img24-5-2007_23.jpg

3...2...1... LIFTOFF
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb231/evangelionunit03/SH3Img24-5-2007_23-1.jpg

[Telgriff]

Since when can Torp boats fly? :rotfl:

[Brag]

Since when can Torp boats fly? :rotfl:

The Royal Navy aims high :o

[Lzs von swe]

Edit. Mission accomplished. Thank you Mohr!! And yes, an Spam Hear, or, You did First thread could be of use for some. edit.

[horrgakx]

Completely agree - all that quoted txt. Can a mod delete it please?

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

i deletet my own posts... but i cant delete lager's...

[HunterICX]

i deletet my own posts... but i cant delete lager's...

Ehm,

that matey is not a smart thing to do, you destroy threads by deleting to much of your own posts in it. so keep that in mind.

and please keep this thread the Humorous pictures thread.
its made for Fun Only :up:

[_Seth_]

:yep::yep::yep: HunterICX is completly right! This thread is for humorous pics, not spam-all-over-the-floor..... (Spam is not accepted here on Subsim, mates). Try to be the skippers you are, not the bilge rats you were..

[Steel_Tomb]

perhaps im missing something here, but where is the spam? This thread is for funny stuff SHIII related, but AFAIK everything is on topic, so wheres the spam?

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

mayby we could make a SPAM HERE thread (saw it on a other forum)

anyway... back on track

tye RAF now wants also a rescue unit on land intead of in the sea (and air)

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb231/evangelionunit03/SH3Img31-5-2007_23.jpg

[_Seth_]

perhaps im missing something here, but where is the spam? This thread is for funny stuff SHIII related, but AFAIK everything is on topic, so wheres the spam? This is just one thread of many, containing similar spam. The posts involved has been deleted.
BTW: Kaleu. Jochen Mohr, thanx for continuing the topic & keeping on track here, mate! :up:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

perhaps im missing something here, but where is the spam? This thread is for funny stuff SHIII related, but AFAIK everything is on topic, so wheres the spam? This is just one thread of many, containing similar spam. The posts involved has been deleted.
BTW: Kaleu. Jochen Mohr, thanx for continuing the topic & keeping on track here, mate! :up:

np :up:

crew was so shocked they were like this the whole way home

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb231/evangelionunit03/SH3Img15-5-2007_17.jpg

[Lt. Cobra]

They were shocked because they saw me get hit like this the other night in multiplayer. :rotfl: Boy that hurt!

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/6663/sh3img305200721956812ib5.jpg

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/%5BIMG%5Dhttp://img505.imageshack.us/img505/4301/sh3img305200721956812regu6.jpg%5B/IMG%5D

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/%5BIMG%5Dhttp://img84.imageshack.us/img84/7697/sh3img305200721956812uk1.jpg%5B/IMG%5D



http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/%3Cimg%20src=%22http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/7697/sh3img305200721956812uk1.jpg%22%20alt=%22Image%20H osted%20by%20ImageShack.us%22%20/%3E

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Growler]

Boy that hurt!

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/%3Cimg%20src=%22http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/7697/sh3img305200721956812uk1.jpg%22%20alt=%22Image%20H osted%20by%20ImageShack.us%22%20/%3E

...briefly.:o

[Lt. Cobra]

Boy that hurt!

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/%3Cimg%20src=%22http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/7697/sh3img305200721956812uk1.jpg%22%20alt=%22Image%20H osted%20by%20ImageShack.us%22%20/%3E
...briefly.:oYes, because I soon afterwards went straight to the bottom. :dead:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

did you ever thought you would pick up a radio signal of yoursleve ?

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb231/evangelionunit03/SH3Img4-6-2007_3.jpg

[Indiana_Jones]

KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN LADS! THERE'S U-BOATS ABOUT!

http://usera.imagecave.com/Zapruder/eyesopen.JPG

-Indy

[Engel der Vernichtung]

They were shocked because they saw me get hit like this the other night in multiplayer. :rotfl: Boy that hurt!

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/6663/sh3img305200721956812ib5.jpg

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/%5BIMG%5Dhttp://img505.imageshack.us/img505/4301/sh3img305200721956812regu6.jpg%5B/IMG%5D

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/%5BIMG%5Dhttp://img84.imageshack.us/img84/7697/sh3img305200721956812uk1.jpg%5B/IMG%5D



http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/%3Cimg%20src=%22http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/7697/sh3img305200721956812uk1.jpg%22%20alt=%22Image%20H osted%20by%20ImageShack.us%22%20/%3E Was that Bernard test-firing the deck gun while submerged again? You'd think the lack of oxygen would get him before he'd actually have readied the deck gun, but it seems Bernard doesn't actually require oxgen...

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

They were shocked because they saw me get hit like this the other night in multiplayer. :rotfl: Boy that hurt!

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/6663/sh3img305200721956812ib5.jpg

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/%5BIMG%5Dhttp://img505.imageshack.us/img505/4301/sh3img305200721956812regu6.jpg%5B/IMG%5D

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/%5BIMG%5Dhttp://img84.imageshack.us/img84/7697/sh3img305200721956812uk1.jpg%5B/IMG%5D



http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/%3Cimg%20src=%22http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/7697/sh3img305200721956812uk1.jpg%22%20alt=%22Image%20H osted%20by%20ImageShack.us%22%20/%3E Was that Bernard test-firing the deck gun while submerged again? You'd think the lack of oxygen would get him before he'd actually have readied the deck gun, but it seems Bernard doesn't actually require oxgen...

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: bernard is invincible

[U-104]

KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN LADS! THERE'S U-BOATS ABOUT!

http://usera.imagecave.com/Zapruder/eyesopen.JPG

-Indy:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[IrischKapitan]

XO: Herr Kerlion, we have achieved and new record diving time!!

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/7779/underwaterkc7.jpg

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[spork542]

XO: Herr Kerlion, we have achieved and new record diving time!!

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/7779/underwaterkc7.jpg

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

seems like the russians found a new way to play soccer

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb231/evangelionunit03/SH3Img8-6-2007_9.jpg

[KeptinCranky]

I decided to attack a convoy in heavy fog and storm on the surface and then race out the back. hydrophone recon told me there were two side escorts both 8km out, no trailing escort it's March 1941 I decide I can get away with it. I did sink 2 ships, and I was well away from the back of the convoy without seeing any ships close to me. Until this shows up
They didn't shout ship spotted until it was actually firing at me at point blank range

http://home.wanadoo.nl/omf17235/images/meingott.jpg

http://home.wanadoo.nl/omf17235/images/bernard.jpg

this one hurt :o

http://home.wanadoo.nl/omf17235/images/owkerfoom.jpg

http://home.wanadoo.nl/omf17235/images/escaped.jpg

Silent Otto method, I think not! :damn:

I did get away and no damage from being rammed, turns out flower corvettes have a top speed of 13 knots in this sort of weather as well, only they turn just as fast so I had to crashdive or be blasted to bits.....

That's when I found out the other one was coming straight for me as well, argh

Thankfully the one in the last picture managed to drop his first DC barrage just a little too late. and I turned the right way.

[CapZap1970]

As you can see, the author of "Pirates of the Caribbean" was inspired by my crew.
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t1/capzap1970/screenshots/SH3Img24-3-2007_1-1.jpg
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t1/capzap1970/screenshots/SH3Img24-3-2007_1.jpg
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t1/capzap1970/screenshots/SH3Img24-3-2007_1-2.jpg

[_Seth_]

Not from SHIII, but still....:lol:


Just after Bernard's first patrol as commander of his own boat....

"WELL, YOO ZEE THAT I HAD JUZT ORDERED THE CREW TO BLOW ALL
AIR INTO ZHE BALLAST TANKZ... WHO COULD KNOW THAT TIRPITZ WAZ RIGHT ABOVE UZ??"



http://centroeu.com/uboote/430k.jpg

[KeptinCranky]

what? they didn't give Bernard a diamond edged conning tower? that's just cruel:D

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Not from SHIII, but still....:lol:


Just after Bernard's first patrol as commander of his own boat....

"WELL, YOO ZEE THAT I HAD JUZT ORDERED THE CREW TO BLOW ALL
AIR INTO ZHE BALLAST TANKZ... WHO COULD KNOW THAT TIRPITZ WAZ RIGHT ABOVE UZ??"



http://centroeu.com/uboote/430k.jpg

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: great one

[Sebbe02]

He was testing a new technique: pierce the hull with your sub...
Who would have tought that Bernard would be the first kamikazesubcommander:arrgh!:

[Penelope_Grey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/Spider-Hulk/SH3/Bernard.jpg

Um Bernard, you don't need to be on watch while we are submerged you know!

[danurve]

U-51 VIIB - Norway Operations - Coastal Patrol

Sighted Enemy Landing Ship - Sank a Truck



http://mysh3.info/danurve/6_27/51_15.jpg

[Thniper]

:rotfl:

@danurve:
Should I call you 'Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman' then?

Before anyone asks, he's the commander of the sub in 'Operation Petticoat', played by Cary Grant.

[Sailor Steve]

Um Bernard, you don't need to be on watch while we are submerged you know!
Yup, that Bernard. He may not be the brightest bulb in the box, but he is certainly dedicated.

[danurve]

Thniper; Im impressed someone else knows of this movie! :up:

[U-104]

Um Bernard, you don't need to be on watch while we are submerged you know! well why are you up there?:lol:

[Brag]

Bernard Drives Home the Attack.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o207/Braguine/fsscr663.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

He's under attack by a battleship! Those things shoot shell the size of a...2 1/2 ton truck?

[danurve]

This is why British patrol boats don't need asdic
http://mysh3.info/danurve/7_13/4_375.jpg

Up, up and away..
http://mysh3.info/danurve/7_13/22_250.jpg

[Thniper]

@danurve:

Didn't know that GWX implemented kite surfers ... :rotfl:

[Kptlt. Neuerburg]

Bernards loyalty to the kriegsmarine has recently come in to question!!!

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/junkers88/SH3england.jpg

Whats behind the door????

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/junkers88/SH3alarrm.jpg

click!!!


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/junkers88/SH3alarm.jpgOh crap it the Three Amgos!!

[Stealth Hunter]

Bernard Drives Home the Attack.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o207/Braguine/fsscr663.jpg


Apparently, depth charges weren't an option...
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/sh42007-07-0710-11-15-93.jpg
"Hey, Taegechi! What's going on back there?"

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

behold the American glowworm :arrgh!:

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb231/evangelionunit03/SH3Img16-7-2007_1410.14_328.jpg

[NealT]

Time for a Hot Dog Roast!

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

bernard::hmm: i knew there was a plane here somwhere... where did it go ?

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb231/evangelionunit03/SH3Img18-7-2007_1123.55_62.jpg

[horrgakx]

Ooh thats gonna hurt.

[NealT]

Not for long :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Brag]

He's gonna ruin that nice jacket :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Steel_Tomb]

"aircraft spotted! Short range!" :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Schöneboom]

Mohr, you know how to end a career with style! (And one of the best screenshots ever!) :yep:

[Brag]

With this new lightbulb Lorient is easier to find :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o207/Braguine/fsscr754.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Brag, you're a lunatic. Literally.:rotfl:

[bookworm_020]

Your ment to use lighthouses to avoid danger, not to drive staight at!:huh:

[Stealth Hunter]

I think the captain must be from the species of MOTH. He seems to like that lighthouse an awful lot...

[Stealth Hunter]

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/7779/underwaterkc7.jpg

"IS EVERYONE READY FOR DIVING?"

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

somthing is quite wrong here :o

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb231/evangelionunit03/SH3Img19-7-2007_2133.30_578.jpg

[Morts]

somthing is quite wrong here :o

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb231/evangelionunit03/SH3Img19-7-2007_2133.30_578.jpg
ya something is really wrong there.....who let Mohr command a uboat?!?!?!
:rotfl: :rotfl:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

:hmm: the new Titanic ?

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb231/evangelionunit03/SH3Img21-7-2007_1633.0_625.jpg

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

@ Morts: it was the same idiot who gave you a U-boat :rotfl:

[Morts]

@ Morts: it was the same idiot who gave you a U-boat :rotfl:
ya
it appears so:rotfl:

[Stealth Hunter]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/sh42007-07-0710-11-15-93.jpg
"Commander! I think we've lost something..."
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/sh32007-02-1118-38-50-78.jpg
"THIS is the new Titanic!"
"Shut the hell up, Mart..."

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

@ Stealth Hunter...
im not sure if you have read the threads title... its SH3! pictures...
you should post this in the SH4 forum :nope:

[Morts]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/sh32007-02-1118-38-50-78.jpg
"THIS is the new Titanic!"
"Shut the hell up, Mart..."

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Stealth Hunter]

@ Stealth Hunter...
I'm not sure if you have read the threads title... its SH3! pictures...
you should post this in the SH4 forum :nope:

True, but they don't have a funny pictures SH4 thread.:D
CONTINUING:

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/sh32007-07-2018-51-36-09.jpg
"And then, he jumped off the stern and flapped his arms like so!!"
"Yes... well, that's... interesting..."
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/sh32007-07-2018-51-23-53.jpg
"Join me, Willi! Let us do the Cha-Cha until they get back. Let those damn guards do their Chicken Dance... with their fancy guns... and, and their cool uniforms... GREASE MONKIES: UNITE!"

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

@ Stealth Hunter...
I'm not sure if you have read the threads title... its SH3! pictures...
you should post this in the SH4 forum :nope:
True, but they don't have a funny pictures SH4 thread.:D
CONTINUING:

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/sh32007-07-2018-51-36-09.jpg
"And then, he jumped off the stern and flapped his arms like so!!"
"Yes... well, that's... interesting..."
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/sh32007-07-2018-51-23-53.jpg
"Join me, Willi! Let us do the Cha-Cha until they get back. Let those damn guards do their Chicken Dance... with their fancy guns... and, and their cool uniforms... GREASE MONKIES: UNITE!"

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
great one's.

about the SH4 thing... i had a thread over there... il look it up for you

edit: here is it http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=114395

[Stealth Hunter]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/ScreenHunter_250.jpg
Not only has the Reich managed to master technology, they've also mastered sorcery!
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/sh32007-07-2202-10-05-35.jpg
"I-KNOW-NOTHING!!!"
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/sh32007-07-2202-09-55-93.jpg
"Damn these pants! They're causing me discomfort!"
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/sh32007-07-2202-09-45-82.jpg
"I CAN FLY!!"
"No you can't, Heimlich. Now quit acting like Peter Pan and get your ass on board the U-boat! You're late as it is!"

[S Rafty]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rotfl: @ the last one!

[Safe-Keeper]

True, but they don't have a funny pictures SH4 thread.:D Then create one, you lazy Kaleun;)! Get to it ASAP!

[KeybdFlyer]

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m76/KeybdFlyer/SH3%20Images/Humourous/DeckGunHeads.jpg
I knew German military discipline was strict, but to stick errant deck-gun crew's heads on spikes as a warning to others seems a bit harsh to me! :lol:

[Sailor Steve]

Those guys aren't dead, they're just wearing the latest camouflage uniforms. Pretty soon they'll have matching paint for their faces.

[bookworm_020]

Wait untill they can do that for the rest of the boat!:up:

[shegeek72]

SH3 is the only video game where I've seen so many bloopers that most are products of quirks in the game! :lol:
--
http://tarafoundation.org/frauleinvomAmtsm.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fr%C3%A4ulein)

[Chisum]

:-?
I don't understand...
Is it a bug ?

We are in october 1944, I'm at Bergen.
I by a type XXI and mute to Penang.
And after, at the begining of my 30th patrol...

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/9629/bugxxipenangwg7.jpg

What does it mean ?
:-? (http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/9629/bugxxipenangwg7.jpg)

[TarJak]

I assume you are using GWX? What version are you using? If you have it patched to 1.03 I don't think you should see this problem.

[bigboywooly]

:-?
I don't understand...
Is it a bug ?

We are in october 1944, I'm at Bergen.
I by a type XXI and mute to Penang.
And after, at the begining of my 30th patrol...



What does it mean ?
:-? (http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/9629/bugxxipenangwg7.jpg)

It means you are still using GWX 1.0
That problem was fixed in the Dec corrections which were included in 1.02
Which was all included in 1.03

[Sledgehammer427]

Friggin hilarious, my friends gonna see this...i have a few of those bernard pictures myself, ill have to see if i can get them to this computer
keep it up doodz!:rotfl:
Sledgehammer427

[Dowly]

@ Stealth Hunter...
im not sure if you have read the threads title... its SH3! pictures...
you should post this in the SH4 forum :nope:

One SHIV pic amongst hundreds or maybe thousands of SHIII pics wont hurt you.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

@ Stealth Hunter...
im not sure if you have read the threads title... its SH3! pictures...
you should post this in the SH4 forum :nope:
One SHIV pic amongst hundreds or maybe thousands of SHIII pics wont hurt you.

:hmm: i havnt repeated it so... do's that say enuf ? ;)

[Mush Martin]

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m76/KeybdFlyer/SH3%20Images/Humourous/DeckGunHeads.jpg
I knew German military discipline was strict, but to stick errant deck-gun crew's heads on spikes as a warning to others seems a bit harsh to me! :lol:



Hmmmm I could use uniforms like that.

Like all great inventions
the invisible super stealth surface raider sub
was discovered by accident.

one day during development RDP asks "any news on uber progress"
I posted
the new uniforms look great.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/MartinPicfix/SH3Img7-3-2007_18.jpg

it was one of those days. :shifty:
but an invisible crew would be a major advancement in stealth technology.
:hmm:

[Brag]

What is this? :hmm:

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o207/Braguine/fsscr830.jpg

Bernard frying eggs in diesel oil :roll:

[Chisum]

:-?
I don't understand...
Is it a bug ?

We are in october 1944, I'm at Bergen.
I by a type XXI and mute to Penang.
And after, at the begining of my 30th patrol...



What does it mean ?
:-? (http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/9629/bugxxipenangwg7.jpg)

It means you are still using GWX 1.0
That problem was fixed in the Dec corrections which were included in 1.02
Which was all included in 1.03
I use this:

"SH3 GWX Grey Wolves Silent Hunter III Expansion_Release Version 15 Dec 06.rar".

Is this not the 1.03 ??

Edit: I download 1.03 from your links and saw that is a 86 Mo file...Probably I did not have.
I try and back later.
Thanks to the answer.
;)

Edit 2

Crash to dekstop everytime.
:(:(:(:(

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

BERNARD! STOP ACTING WIERD! :stare: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb231/evangelionunit03/SH3Img29-7-2007_916.37_578.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

"Who's acting?"

[Stealth Hunter]

BERNARD! STOP ACTING WIERD! :stare: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb231/evangelionunit03/SH3Img29-7-2007_916.37_578.jpg

I think he's been out for a night at the Roxbury.:hmm:

[Stealth Hunter]

http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/d455cec17128118882ae8045bb1f657e6g.jpg

Hey, even the water has to ROCK ON!!:rock: :rock: :rock:

[Brag]

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o207/Braguine/fsscr857.jpg

Hmm, how long does it take the water to warm up in this tub?

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

no mines, ships, sharks or other things sighter Herr Kaleun

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb231/evangelionunit03/SH3Img31-7-2007_522.27_578.jpg

[Stealth Hunter]

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/7553/cartmanki5.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/GD.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/bof.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/sh32007-07-2019-47-05-75.jpg
"HEY 90-90! WITH A 'HOO' AND A 'HAA'!"
"If YOU SING THAT GODDAMN SONG ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BE LOADING YOU INTO THE DECOY SHAFT."

[TarJak]

Hmmm... Does it seem damp in here to you?

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/SHOT0212.jpg

[TarJak]

Follow that starshell to Bethlehem!

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/SHOT0182.jpg

[Stealth Hunter]

Heh, that picture just gave me an idea:
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/xfilesSH3.jpg

[mstgnymike]

Kaleun:This is U-557 i got an enemy tug boat dead ahead should i fire deck or take prisoners?
Lufftwaffe Commande:Negative...I knew this day would come...but i never imagined it would be such a disturbance as a tug boat...SEND EVERYTHING WE GOT!!!
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z132/mstgnymike/PlaneHaven.jpg
Ya they sent all those JU-88's to take out one measly tugboat, you should of seen when they dropped the bombs the tug flew at least 50 ft in the air on fire and spinning!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[NealT]

Depending on when it was, that just might have been all they had too...

:rotfl:

[KeptinCranky]

Tugboat, Taskforce, it could happen :D that's what you get when you make Bernard your radio guy :rotfl:

[Sailor Steve]

Tugboat, Taskforce, it could happen :D that's what you get when you make Bernard your radio guy :rotfl:
I believe it. One major snafu was when an HE-111 sank a German destroyer and forced another one into a minefield. He sank too.

[JackSparrow]

I believe it. One major snafu was when an HE-111 sank a German destroyer and forced another one into a minefield. He sank too.

Haha :rotfl:

[Sailor Steve]

Funny, but it really happened:
http://www.german-navy.de/kriegsmarine/articles/feature4.html

[S Rafty]

Allot of good sailors dead for nothing eh?

[ShoCk]

tired of ships running into your sub because they dont see you?
tired of the same old rustic beat up look?
want to play a prank on your captain while he is asleep?
then get a bucket of yellow paint!
i was bored..
ROFL! :D
http://www.scorched3d.co.uk/phpBB2/files/yellow_sub.jpg</p>

[Steel_Tomb]

Lol....you crazy person. You won't be likeing that colour scheme after '43, the chaps of the RAF will see you from miles away lol.

[KeptinCranky]

Nah!, add some red crosses and they'll think you're a rescue U-boat :D

Nice paintjob, but you do know that red ones go faster right? ;)

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Lol....you crazy person. You won't be likeing that colour scheme after '43, the chaps of the RAF will see you from miles away lol.

naaah. they will leave him alone couse they think he's aRAF rescue pt boat :up:
:rotfl::rotfl:

[Dowly]

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/7553/cartmanki5.jpg


Oi! Stop spamming them old pics!! :stare:

[JackSparrow]

Haha i love that one

[Dowly]

Haha i love that one

Yeh, me too.... after all I made it... :nope:

[Brag]

Bernard using the new deep water toilet

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o207/Braguine/fsscr789-1.jpg

[JackSparrow]

Wow what did your chef make for dinner last night?!:rotfl:

Now see if you can get Bernard to do that right under an enemy ship...:arrgh!:

[Lzs von swe]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u101/vonswe/SH3Img101.jpg

Bernard is so proud, his very own U-boat. He has not even noticed that he´s alone:doh:

[Stealth Hunter]

Oi! Stop spamming them old pics!! :stare:

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1333889/2/istockphoto_1333889_loaded_gun_cocked.jpg

[Dowly]

Oi! Stop spamming them old pics!! :stare:
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1333889/2/istockphoto_1333889_loaded_gun_cocked.jpg

:roll:

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/2789/hugerussianguntf5.jpg

[Stealth Hunter]

Oi! Stop spamming them old pics!! :stare:
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1333889/2/istockphoto_1333889_loaded_gun_cocked.jpg

:roll:

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/2789/hugerussianguntf5.jpg

http://www.theforce.net/swtc/Pix/books/weg/dstc3.gif

:smug:

[Dowly]

http://saleur.blogs.com/aero/xwing.jpg

+

http://sitemaker.umich.edu/mc9/files/luke.jpg

=

http://www.coolwatersprods.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/deathstar.jpg.w300h265.jpg

:yep: :smug:

[Stealth Hunter]

http://images1.wikia.com/starwars/images/thumb/8/8e/Sun_Crusher-NEGWT.jpg/269px-Sun_Crusher-NEGWT.jpg
Sun Crusher. (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sun_Crusher)

[Dowly]

http://images1.wikia.com/starwars/images/thumb/8/8e/Sun_Crusher-NEGWT.jpg/269px-Sun_Crusher-NEGWT.jpg
Sun Crusher.

Ok, you give me no choice but to use the Ace from my sleeve. You asked for it. :arrgh!:

http://www.adiumxtras.com/images/pictures/chuck_norris_random_fact_generator_6_3957_2224_ima ge_2578.jpg

[Stealth Hunter]

:rotfl:

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CLASS/130-112~Bruce-Lee-Posters.jpg
+
http://www.tech2.com/media/images/img_3911_300roadtoglory.jpg
+
http://www.payvand.com/news/07/mar/Evil-Persians-300.jpg
+
http://www.devir.com.br/zero_2006/not_300_santoro.jpg
+
http://home.comcast.net/~douglasbass/300FatGuy.jpg
+
http://images1.wikia.com/starwars/images/thumb/8/8e/Sun_Crusher-NEGWT.jpg/269px-Sun_Crusher-NEGWT.jpg
+
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/clonechucknorriscrappybutonthepoint.jpg
=
DEAD
http://www.adiumxtras.com/images/pictures/chuck_norris_random_fact_generator_6_3957_2224_ima ge_2578.jpg

[Stealth Hunter]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5508/spanishcoast2en0.jpg

[Hybris]

I didn't know U-boats came with Tomahawks or that they bothered to sink row boats on inland lakes. LOL :rotfl:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CLASS/130-112%7EBruce-Lee-Posters.jpg
+
http://www.tech2.com/media/images/img_3911_300roadtoglory.jpg
+
http://www.payvand.com/news/07/mar/Evil-Persians-300.jpg
+
http://www.devir.com.br/zero_2006/not_300_santoro.jpg
+
http://home.comcast.net/%7Edouglasbass/300FatGuy.jpg
+
http://images1.wikia.com/starwars/images/thumb/8/8e/Sun_Crusher-NEGWT.jpg/269px-Sun_Crusher-NEGWT.jpg
+
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/clonechucknorriscrappybutonthepoint.jpg
=
DEAD
http://www.adiumxtras.com/images/pictures/chuck_norris_random_fact_generator_6_3957_2224_ima ge_2578.jpg
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[silentrunner]

....errr, WHO IS BERNARD by the way ????

First it was just a name, I used on the first posts on this topic. But now it seems, that everyones using it on their funny photos. (Especially ICBM... I think he´s in love with Bernard :D j/k)

Just a fictional sailor, who does everything wrong. Abit of a "simple" guy. :)

We need someone to piss on, let's say the Forrest Gump of the Kriegsmarine.

RUN BERNARD RUN!! :rotfl:That kinda remindes me of this daffy duck episode from the war there was a German soldier with a helmat that covered his entire face and kept getting hit on the head with a hammer by the Commander I think his name was Schults.

[xxSWxxNinja]

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/9011/funnybj9.jpg

[silentrunner]

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/9011/funnybj9.jpgAntonio I was just getting used to Bernard.

[StarFox]

Bernard brings the boat into port


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y241/will107/Screenshot_595.jpg

[xxSWxxNinja]

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/9011/funnybj9.jpgAntonio I was just getting used to Bernard.

Its a mexican ship so i used a mexican equivalent :know:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/9011/funnybj9.jpgAntonio I was just getting used to Bernard.
Its a mexican ship so i used a mexican equivalent :know:

like Hanz for the Luftwaffe :rotfl:

[mowgli99]

isnt it columbian?:rotfl: :rotfl:

[bookworm_020]

isnt it columbian?:rotfl: :rotfl:

That would explain how it happened!

[mstgnymike]

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z132/mstgnymike/Kleinshmit.jpg
To those of you who find this offensive in anyway...especially if your Jewish i am in know way that sort of person and will remove it if you want that done so...i just thot it would be good for a laugh;)

[Sailor Steve]

I'm offended...on behalf of silly people everywhere!:rotfl:

Great shot.:sunny:

[madmike81]

The things you see going through the Kiel Canal.

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l116/michaelchristmas/SH3Img21-8-2007_2014.50_358.jpg

Way Way Way off course..or maybe the aliens brought it back like they did that ship in "Close Encounters of the Third Kind"

[Stealth Hunter]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y241/will107/Screenshot_595.jpg

ROD SERLING:
"Witness Herr Bernard von Stumm-Kopf: a trapped Kriegsmarine sailor lacking the most simple thing any U-boat man needs: motor skills. Bernard shall forever be trapped in his own little world... a world we all know as the Stumm-Kopf Zone..."

*DEI-NEE-NA-NA-DEI-NEE-NA-NA-DEI-NEE-NA-NA-DEI-NEE-NA-NA-DEI-NEE-NA-NA-BOONTRAAAAA!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOON!!!!*

[Spruence M]

http://members.cox.net/groundbreaker/SH3Img@9-9-2007_22.30.16_234.JPG
This winner tried ramming my boat, but got stuck. Then proceeded to catch a high wave and crash into the docks, then explode.

[Spruence M]

Tugboat, Taskforce, it could happen :D that's what you get when you make Bernard your radio guy :rotfl:


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[StarFox]

A short Story

February 16, 1941

Patrol 10.

Yes I actually sailed this Patrol, had to be towed Back to St. Nazaire

U-471 to BDU:
"Proceding to Patrol Grid CA27 for Patrol.

-Verner"

BDU to U-471:
"CA27?!??!?! Thats New York Harbor."

U-471 to BDU:
"Yes I know, you assigned it.

-Verner"

BDU to U-471:
"Oh, In that case, go ahead."

U-471 to BDU:
"Roger, Will radio reports every few Days.

-Verner"

BDU to U-471:
"How do we know you not defecting?"

U-471 to BDU:
"Why do you ask?

-Verner"

BDU to U-471:
"How do we know you won't just sail into New York Harbor, Pop the hatch and say "Here I am!!""

U-471 to BDU:
"How do you know its not just that simple.

-Verner"


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y241/will107/Screenshot_1861.jpg

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

still took the bastard with mehttp://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb231/evangelionunit03/SH3Img10-9-2007_1547.42_796.jpg

[ahaseurus2000]

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee5/ahaseurus2000/SH3Img24-8-2007_2228.41_218.jpg

[TarJak]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/hypno.jpg

[d@rk51d3]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

That's brilliant.

[bookworm_020]

Not listening to Kraftwerk???:hmm:

[Pittiplatsch]

Convoy Attack near Gibraltar.....................

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/4421/wolf26rl.jpg

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

WTH? :o

must be a VERRY old game :lol:

[TarJak]

Danm! Who leaked GWX1.04?:rotfl::rotfl:

[Biggles]

My guess.....GWX 1.04!:yep:

bah, tarjak came with the obvious joke one minute before me!

[TarJak]

Sorry it had to be done!

[Biggles]

Sorry it had to be done!

I know. I hoped I'd be the one though....:nope:







;)

[Pittiplatsch]

WTH? :o
must be a VERRY old game :lol: The answer comes with the loading screen:

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/3074/wolfpack0rm.jpg

[bookworm_020]

I had the mac version of the game when I was growing up. That makes me feel old :cry:

[NiclDoe]

Dowly's are the funnist i seen.:D i also like the Ferret becuase i had one untill he died a while back when i was little:cry:

[ahaseurus2000]

Think the pilot was half Japanese?

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee5/ahaseurus2000/SH3Img1-10-2007_1855.5_609.jpg

[TarJak]

Bernard always felt like the odd one out:

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/SHOT1093.jpg

[AdlerGrosmann]

Think the pilot was half Japanese?

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee5/ahaseurus2000/SH3Img1-10-2007_1855.5_609.jpg I think the brits have started to train their men to Kamikaze the enemy!

[3Jane]

Tea anyone?...........
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/2858/1191884455035fg2.jpg

[silentrunner]

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/1179/hey20ht.jpg

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/2234/sh3img1752006209176098ee.jpgThat kind of reminds me of the Modest Mouse video Dashboard.

[panzer 49th]

Took this last night During A 8Th Flotilla multiplayer game



http://img441.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sh3img8102007213422670yi8.png

[Biggles]

Tea anyone?...........
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/2858/1191884455035fg2.jpg
What the HELL is that?!

[3Jane]

Tea anyone?...........
What the HELL is that?!
Just a single picture I found on-line.

In the mean time here is somethig else: http://iaintnooprah.blogspot.com/2006_02_01_archive.html

[3Jane]

Found the artist: http://www.supertouchblog.com/2007/09/24/londoncharlie-krafft-takes-over-stolen-space/

[3Jane]

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/668/35768169fc5.jpg

[TarJak]

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/668/35768169fc5.jpg:rotfl:Love it!

[Stealth Hunter]

Battlefield 1942 Posters!!!!


http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/World%20War%20I/yourgut.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/World%20War%20I/realally.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/World%20War%20I/omahaevn.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/World%20War%20I/chatspam.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/World%20War%20I/stuf2cmp.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/World%20War%20I/ststrike.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/World%20War%20I/teamchat.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/World%20War%20I/toiletpp.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/World%20War%20I/staward.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/World%20War%20I/spwncamp.jpg

AND A WORLD WAR I FILM PIC!!!
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/World%20War%20I/OWNED.jpg

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Battlefield 1942 Posters!!!!
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/World%20War%20I/omahaevn.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/World%20War%20I/chatspam.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/World%20War%20I/stuf2cmp.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/World%20War%20I/ststrike.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/World%20War%20I/spwncamp.jpg

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:: rotfl:

[NiclDoe]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: just for all them. they should have all been ads for WWII

[U-99|Kaleun.Kretschmer]

nice pictures

[the_belgian]

Heidi Poppins and friends.:p
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/1056/sh3img1810200718232762zj1.png (http://imageshack.us)

[TarJak]

Thanks to Stealth Hunter and Salad for the inspiration:

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/raft.jpg

[KrvKpt. Falke]

TarJak: i like it!:D Every kaleun should have this poster in theirs boats.:up:

[TarJak]

TarJak: i like it!:D Every kaleun should have this poster in theirs boats.:up:

And now they can!:D All you need to do is drop the file you DL into you "SilentHunterIII\data\Textures\TNormal\tex" folder. Remember to be in port when you do this so that your game doesn't get messed up.

http://files.filefront.com/druck+radio+7tga/;8834631;/fileinfo.html

[Stealth Hunter]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Funny%20Stuff/1641851580452af9f0856da-1.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Funny%20Stuff/SPR.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Funny%20Stuff/FigofWarGoesWellWithScotch.jpg

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Funny%20Stuff/RedReverend_ssjohann.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Funny%20Stuff/Philovirus_reich.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Funny%20Stuff/King-Gonad.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Funny%20Stuff/From-Earth.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Funny%20Stuff/Radicals.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Funny%20Stuff/neonbubble1.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Funny%20Stuff/enigmahfc.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Funny%20Stuff/12.jpg



That last one is an actual photo of my cat. He's also named Adolf...

Deal with it.:stare:

[Stealth Hunter]

SINCE THE IMAGE SYSTEM IS SUCH A WHINEY... NM...

Anyway, last photo:

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u109/soulwind16/RDnK6Q.jpg

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Funny%20Stuff/RedReverend_ssjohann.jpg


:o im no SS-er... or am i ? :hmm:
ah yes i am. and so is everyone here, were all SS-ers (SubSim-ers ;))

[Morts]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/morty-dk/haha.jpg:rotfl:

[NealT]

Barnard must have passed some pretty potent gas on that last dive...

[NiclDoe]

Hitler is so emo. he stabbs himself after every loss they had.

[Sailor Steve]

ah yes i am. and so is everyone here, were all SS-ers (SubSim-ers ;))
Well, uh...:oops: :cool:

[Stealth Hunter]

http://z.about.com/d/history1900s/1/0/2/S/wwiip197.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/leperous/.Pictures/quiet.jpg

[3Jane]

Bernard finds Nirvana in the Bay of Biscay.
http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/4596/sh3img22102007155117221zo8.png

[Stealth Hunter]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/sh32007-10-2518-37-45-10.jpg

[thefretmaster]

haha so much anger :lol:

[Stealth Hunter]

:lol:

[5string74]

"Let's see, I know I left it around here somewhere..."

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc70/5string74/sh3img3-7-2007_215726_6872.jpg

[Stealth Hunter]

Holy Crap! Bernard Got His Hands On The Goddamn Size-o-matic!!

Bernard!!

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Hans: bernard, i smell fire. you been playing with matches again ?
Bernard: no sir, only helped to start the engine of the merchant sir.
Hans: good, carry on

:roll:
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb231/evangelionunit03/SH3Img25-10-2007_161043_296.jpg

[NiclDoe]

Both pictures:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I never knew Bernard was Uber big and why does the merchant start with a gassy fart.:hmm:

[VonDos]

Bernard <with both periscopes broken, we can make only a thing: move under the water, use this map, and find the way for our harbor>

Captain <if you're sure.. (d'oh!)>

..
[two days after, in the night]
..

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/41/bbrevengeioxm1.jpg

Bernard <Well, surfaced! Have you see, ser? We are at dock!>

Captain <what harbour is this??>

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl:

VonDos, I hope you believe in an afterlife, 'cause I don't think your gonna get much more out of this one!

[Stealth Hunter]

@ VonDos

"Goddammit Bernard..."

[Stealth Hunter]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/sh32007-10-2523-37-11-59.jpg

"Target destroyed, sir!"
"No s**t, Bernard?"

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl: There's another great one!

St Peter: "How did you come to die?"

Stealth Hunter: "Well, there I was, minding my own business, when somebody drops this great whopping ship on me! The nerve of some people!"

[Stealth Hunter]

I thought about doing that with a screenshot I had of a plane that rammed into :rotfl: me.

Gravity can be a bitch...

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/images/icons/icon1.gif
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/sh32007-10-2618-02-53-48.jpg
"For the love of God, Bernard, GO LEFT!!"
"Which way?!?"
"Go to the side where your motor skills should sit!"
"What?"
"THE SIDE YOUR SOFT SPOT IS ON!!"
"OKAAY!"
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/sh32007-10-2618-03-09-81.jpg
"FOR THE LOVE OF ALMIGHTY GOD!!!!!! MY FLESH!!!!!"

[Stealth Hunter]

http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/3747/bernardbreath8np.jpg

:rotfl:

[TarJak]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/GWXPropganda36.jpg

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/3747/bernardbreath8np.jpg

:rotfl:
didnt this one got posted before ? :huh:

[Stealth Hunter]

http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/3747/bernardbreath8np.jpg

:rotfl:
didnt this one got posted before ? :huh:

Yeah, but Ferret-Face is gone.:up:

[TarJak]

:roll:............................:nope:

[Jimbuna]

:roll: ...............................:hmm:

[Stealth Hunter]

:roll: ...............................:hmm:

:yep: :up:

[Bismarck]

http://www.static3d.com/gaming/bf1942/images/writehim.jpg

BERNARDS WIFE

[Bismarck]

http://www.static3d.com/gaming/bf1942/images/aahitem.jpg

[Stealth Hunter]

That's a Battlefield 1942 poster from:

http://www.static3d.com/gaming/bf1942/posters.htm

I helped make those...:shifty:

[Bismarck]

I know. Its my desktop wallpaper.

[Wild_skipper]

is this one allredy posted :
http://www.static3d.com/gaming/bf1942/images/suxsubs.jpg

[Stealth Hunter]

No, lol.

http://www.static3d.com/gaming/bf1942/images/peekaboo.jpg
http://www.static3d.com/gaming/bf1942/images/yamamoto.jpg

[JU_88]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/junkers88/bernardairways.jpg

[AdlerGrosmann]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/junkers88/bernardairways.jpg:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: This one is so funny! Good lord you guys are making my laugh my guts out!

[onelifecrisis]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2317/1796691304_1cc413fcb8_o.jpg

[3Jane]

*(Bernard's Airways)


Any chance of this being put into SHIII as a random appearence :D

[Bismarck]

Give it to me.


redruM redruM

[Lzs von swe]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u101/vonswe/Bernard.jpg

Bernard´s sent to the Brig after his latest miss hap when cooking..... something:roll:

[JU_88]

*(Bernard's Airways)


Any chance of this being put into SHIII as a random appearence :D

I doubt it :D but once GWX 1.04 is release Ill happily send you the skin.

[5string74]

"Go, ahead, Chief, kiss it....you know you want to....it's OK, you'll feel better."

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc70/5string74/SH3Img16-5-2007_22555_859.jpg

[5string74]

Bernard had no idea, as the sniper drew a bead on him with a laser-guided scope, that the last thing to go through his mind was a projectile from a British Enfield.

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc70/5string74/sh3img18-5-2007_19587_8592.jpg

[5string74]

In spite of the Super-Coil Anti-Sniper and Sock-Drier device he had implanted when they were in dry dock, the sniper still was able to draw a bead on the unsuspecting Bernard.
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc70/5string74/sh3img18-5-2007_19587_8592.jpg[/quote]

[bookworm_020]

A bullet could penatrate a skull that thick??? :huh:

[Stealth Hunter]

Wouldn't be surprised if it would; the problem is getting it out. We hypothesize that Bernard's head is 3% brain matter and 96% void of damned stupidity and 1% of something we don't know of...

[Sailor Steve]

Which explains why he can't be killed: his head is a non-critical target!:rotfl:

[Kipparikalle]

Look who was enlisted to my sub:
http://img.photoamp.com/pa/07/11/01/CDuaXPBM3.JPG
"A-A-A-AAAAALLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRMM!!!!!!!! BERNARD IN DA BOOT!!!!!!!"
"SCHEISSE!!!! WE ARE ALL ZE DOOMED!!!! ABANDON DA BOOT, WE'RE GOING ZO DIE!!!!"


(I had to paint the text with red cuz otherwise it was hard to see)

I have been reading this thread for a while so I know who Bernard is, unfortunaly.
(This is second time when I get Bernard on my crew)




woo, first post

[5string74]

I see that he is a gunner and a medic. Now, when he shoots himself in the foot (happens at least once a mission) he can treat himself as well.

He was in the galley on our boat where he seved up his seafood specialty: "Salmon Ella". (Had to clear the supplies out of the second head due to demand)

Good luck with him, mate. You and your crew will be in my prayers.

5string

[Kipparikalle]

First patrol went better than expected, we didnt see any ships at sea (maybe because Bernard was in watchtower)
I had to give a medal to the Bernard, just for not killing us all.
http://img.photoamp.com/pa/07/11/01/lH8F7O0.JPG
Although I just have to mention that when we leaved the port Bernard almost rammed other U-boat, wich avoided us only to end up stuck on the beach.
http://img.photoamp.com/pa/07/11/01/cnCcbe.JPG
Tsk! "Long range" My ass!

Man that sub-commander was angry when we came home.

[NiclDoe]

You spelled his name wrong.:know: Its Bernard;)

[Kipparikalle]

You spelled his name wrong.:know: Its Bernard;)

.... I don't see any errors on my post..?

Anyway, Bernard's birthday was today, we tried to prevent him from getting that information, but soon he remembered that by himself.

...And started shooting flares, because he though those were fireworks.
Near a friggin' convoy.

http://img.photoamp.com/pa/07/11/02/nsruUSv.jpg

BTW. Anybody knows how old he is? Me and my crew have been trying to figure that out.

[Jimbuna]

LMAO :rotfl:

[NiclDoe]

Jk mate and also he invated the RN too becuase of those lights.

[5string74]

Make a wish and blow out your life!!

(great picture!:rotfl: )