Humorous SHIII picture thread

[Morts]

how do u get the type 0-A

i think its a joke

[Safe-Keeper]

how do u get the type 0-AI was joking;).

[danurve]

Just after a sea swell passed over the conning tower with the watch crew at station.
The watch officer decided to voice his appriciation.

http://huntny.us/images/swellbath.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

Erm... I think I'm in the wrong sub!!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Sub/interior.jpg

I think this is part of the Philadelphia Experiment. Here we have the first stages of time travel!!! Please note, the small metal structures go first followed by the larger steel structures. These will reconstruct themselves in the same order set at a particular place and time preset by the scientists:know:

[azn_132]

I wonder why there's a sun in the middle of a thunderstorm? And yes it is the sun not a starshell.

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m172/PS_gamelover/SH3Img4-1-2007_23-2.jpg

And the band must be missing.

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m172/PS_gamelover/SH3Img5-1-2007_0.jpg

[bookworm_020]

They couldn't be there in body, so they were there in spirit!!!:o Maybe they were missing in action?:lol:

[Safe-Keeper]

I love the sunny thunderstorm pic. Really atmospheric.

As for the band: :rotfl:

[IceGrog]

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/3169/whatthe2ys5.th.png (http://img157.imageshack.us/my.php?image=whatthe2ys5.png) http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3433/whatthe1os4.th.png (http://img145.imageshack.us/my.php?image=whatthe1os4.png)

Out in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea it can get a bit boring with all that blue sea and skies around you, so my boys starting missing around on watch, or maybe their were trying some of that voo-do chanting that they picked up from some of the island girls we ran into.
But really what the heck was this? These have not been edited.
sorry if these are not big enough,,,, my first try at this

[STEED]

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m172/PS_gamelover/SH3Img5-1-2007_0.jpg

I like it. :lol: :rotfl: :lol:

[Brag]

Amazing that the boat survived through 1944 and 1945. Also, it appears Otto Kretschmer had a long-lost cousin. Who knew?
http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/2513/bernard5zg4.jpg

I can't flipping believe it. My sides hurt from laughing :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: <--All Bernards :smug:

[nightdagger]

Uh, I'm pretty sure I had the idea to put bernard on my sub a few weeks ago...but since I'm too lazy to find where it is in this thread...whatever.

[Corsair]

or maybe their were trying some of that voo-do chanting that they picked up from some of the island girls we ran into.

Voodoo and island girls in the Med ? aren't you dreaming of SH4 and Pacific atolls already ?:D

[Morts]

Amazing that the boat survived through 1944 and 1945. Also, it appears Otto Kretschmer had a long-lost cousin. Who knew?
http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/2513/bernard5zg4.jpg
:o :o how did you survive:rotfl:

[TarJak]

Capt: Looks like Dinsdale forgot to turn off the tap when he filled the swimming pool again!
http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/3261/silenthunter3gcs0057qr2.jpg

[Hakahura]

Royal Navy "Superglue Chocks"... now waterproof

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9260/deadcarrier3la0.png

[horrgakx]

Allies new weapon; "Flamethrower of Death" :rock:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Sub/flamethrower-of-death.jpg

[Scheisskopf]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[STEED]

Bernard what kind of course is this.....Wait a minute where's my yellow pen.....
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/8485/bb1ad3.jpg

BERNARD WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU PLAYING AT.....
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/1428/bb2hp2.jpg

[The Noob]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAH HHAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!1 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

STEED, that picture owns!

[IceGrog]

or maybe their were trying some of that voo-do chanting that they picked up from some of the island girls we ran into.

Voodoo and island girls in the Med ? aren't you dreaming of SH4 and Pacific atolls already ?:D
There is an island just off the tip of the boot that I know they do voo-do, 25 years ago I married a girl from there and I haven’t been in the right mind since.

[STEED]

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/1127/g1eu9.jpg

[Scheisskopf]

:rotfl:

[Brag]

Rohr einz, Loo0S!

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o207/Braguine/fsscr097.jpg

Bernaaaaard, that's a lighthouse!

B

[_Seth_]

@ STEED & Brag: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:: rotfl:

[azn_132]

I wonder what happen when I was playin career

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m172/PS_gamelover/SH3Img15-1-2007_16.jpg

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m172/PS_gamelover/SH3Img15-1-2007_16-1.jpg

Here one of those image things

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m172/PS_gamelover/SH3Img15-1-2007_16-2.jpg

also a ship want to go in the subpens(too bad but he sunk after a few mins cuz of rammin against the bunkers.)

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m172/PS_gamelover/SH3Img15-1-2007_15-1.jpg

[fabel]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Safe-Keeper]

"Bernard, this is a trawler, not a u-boat! Dock her at the pier!:damn:"

By the way, anyone else noticed this new Naval Academy feature of GWX?
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r292/safe-keeper/NavalAcademy.jpg
:up:

[_Seth_]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:EXCELLENT,SAFE-KEEPER!!!!! I chocked on my coffee when i saw that!!!!:rotfl::rotfl:

[Kruger]

:yep:

:rock:


http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n3/krugerblue/ThrStoGredited.jpg

[_Seth_]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Respenus]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

You guys make me laugh every single time!

[Albrecht Von Hesse]

These new shock mounts for the guns are amazing! They feel like you're floating on air!

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/Albrecht_von_Hesse/SH3Img15-1-2007_23.jpg

[Brag]

Bernaaaaaaaaaaaaard!

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o207/Braguine/fsscr102.jpg

Your watch are loosing . . . Ach, never mind.

[Tuddley3]

These new shock mounts for the guns are amazing! They feel like you're floating on air!

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/Albrecht_von_Hesse/SH3Img15-1-2007_23.jpg

Looks like you have discovered another hole in the Ozone Layer, or is that some kind of Phenominon or Black Whole in our galaxy.

[Brag]

Bernard recovered a crate of American bubble gum floating on the Atlantic.
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o207/Braguine/fsscr109.jpg

[Lzs von swe]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2879/goaround9ur.jpg
The decision was taken to go around the strange glowing object:sunny:

[Biggles]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2879/goaround9ur.jpg
The decision was taken to go around the strange glowing object:sunny:


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


Oh God! I laughed so hard! RIGHT ON! those americans has never seen anything like it!!

[Respenus]

Bernard recovered a crate of American bubble gum floating on the Atlantic.
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o207/Braguine/fsscr109.jpg

I'm sorry, but I just don't get it?

[Morts]

i belive that the moon is s'posed to be the bubble bernard made out of bubble gum
or am i wrong ?

[Torplexed]

Bernard's philosophy of life....

http://www.eskimo.com/%7Esnowfall/Bernard.jpg

[Scheisskopf]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Brag]

i belive that the moon is s'posed to be the bubble bernard made out of bubble gum
or am i wrong ?

You are right!

[Morts]

i belive that the moon is s'posed to be the bubble bernard made out of bubble gum
or am i wrong ?

You are right!
:o for once am i right:o

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Morts]

Bernard's philosophy of life....

http://www.eskimo.com/%7Esnowfall/Bernard.jpg
:rotfl: :rotfl: nice:up:

[Brag]

Bernard's philosophy of life....

http://www.eskimo.com/%7Esnowfall/Bernard.jpg
:rotfl: :rotfl: nice:up:

Great art!! :up: :up: :rotfl:

[Safe-Keeper]

And the sun's an atomic explosion? Or didn't I get it:-??

[_Seth_]

Bernard's philosophy of life....

http://www.eskimo.com/%7Esnowfall/Bernard.jpg:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::up: :up::up:

[Safe-Keeper]

The only bugs and glitches I like are the ones of my own creation:p.
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r292/safe-keeper/BernardonAltmark.jpg

Strange incident from World War II: A German staff car was seen speeding away from a certain street in Old Bergen, with the skipper standing in the passenger seat yelling, "Schneller! Schnele-e-e-e-er!".

The cause of his panic, which resulted in a totalled Staff Car, appears to have been this sign:
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r292/safe-keeper/bernhardsroad.jpg

[azn_132]

The only bugs and glitches I like are the ones of my own creation:p.
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r292/safe-keeper/BernardonAltmark.jpg

Strange incident from World War II: A German staff car was seen speeding away from a certain street in Old Bergen, with the skipper standing in the passenger seat yelling, "Schneller! Schnele-e-e-e-er!".

The cause of his panic, which resulted in a totalled Staff Car, appears to have been this sign:
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r292/safe-keeper/bernhardsroad.jpg

LOL u make the skin?

[Scheisskopf]

[quote=Safe-Keeper]The only bugs and glitches I like are the ones of my own creation:p.
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r292/safe-keeper/BernardonAltmark.jpg

Strange incident from World War II: A German staff car was seen speeding away from a certain street in Old Bergen, with the skipper standing in the passenger seat yelling, "Schneller! Schnele-e-e-e-er!".

The cause of his panic, which resulted in a totalled Staff Car, appears to have been this sign:
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r292/safe-keeper/bernhardsroad.jpg


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Morts]

The only bugs and glitches I like are the ones of my own creation:p.
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r292/safe-keeper/BernardonAltmark.jpg

Strange incident from World War II: A German staff car was seen speeding away from a certain street in Old Bergen, with the skipper standing in the passenger seat yelling, "Schneller! Schnele-e-e-e-er!".

The cause of his panic, which resulted in a totalled Staff Car, appears to have been this sign:
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r292/safe-keeper/bernhardsroad.jpg
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: i cant stop laughin:rotfl:

[Safe-Keeper]

Yes, it's a skin I'm working on. And since I'm a beginner when it comes to skinning;)...

She'll look really nice when she's done, though:up:.

[_Seth_]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Dritbra, Safe-keeper!! Håper ikke du bor i den gata....:up:
Excellent, matey!!

[Morts]

Håper ikke du bor i den gata....:up:
Excellent, matey!!

haha ja, det ville ikk være heldigt

[Scheisskopf]

Håper ikke du bor i den gata....:up:
Excellent, matey!!

haha ja, det ville ikk være heldigt

i agree! Dritbra!

[Safe-Keeper]

Heck no, I don't live there. The Bernard Taint would probably make Silent Hunter III unplayable:o.

[Sailor Steve]

Ah smell a promotion! Hyuk!
I guess Bernard's from southern Germany.

[_Seth_]

Heck no, I don't live there. The Bernard Taint would probably make Silent Hunter III unplayable:o.:rotfl::rotfl:

[Biggles]

BTW, what is the name of Bernards hometown? Anyone knows that yet?

[Safe-Keeper]

Right here:
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r292/safe-keeper/bernardtown.jpg

Now we know why Biscaya was such a u-boat killing ground:o. Sub flotillas based in a country playing host to that are doomed to suffer severe casualties.

[bookworm_020]

Oh No!! A Town full of Bernard's!!!:o If Hitler had know, he would have never invaded France!

[Scheisskopf]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Dimitrius07]

Bernard finally joine the air force :huh: :dead:
http://fishki.net/picsw/012007/19/pics/41_pics.jpg

[gamers2000]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:@ all!! :up:

[Safe-Keeper]

Er, didn't get that last one:-??

[Sailor Steve]

Er, didn't get that last one:-??
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r292/safe-keeper/bernardtown.jpg
Thanks to Safe-Keeper.

[Lzs von swe]

And the sun's an atomic explosion? Or didn't I get it:-? ?
Did you mean this one Safe-Keeper? If so, my thought was more like as if the Chief leaves the engine room for the first time in weeks and wonders what that big shiny disk is for something:sunny:

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2879/goaround9ur.jpg
The decision was taken to go around the strange glowing object:sunny:

[Safe-Keeper]

Newest innovation of the Royal Navy: The Substroyer:up:!
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r292/safe-keeper/Mating2.jpg
The after conning tower, replacing the depth charge racks, allows the crew to keep an eye on the surroundings by means of periscopes, while also provding the boat with some extra anti-air weaponry. It also comes with a UZO.

OK, so a destroyer rammed me, blew itself up by doing so, and decided to sink on top of me, wielding its aft and my conning tower together by means of game glitch. Result: 1 dead submarine.

[horrgakx]

WTF? :) Whats that?

[Morts]

looks like a uboat conning tower stuck inside a warship

[bookworm_020]

I heard of "down the throat" shots, but "up the A$$!"??:o

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[gamers2000]

Bernard finally joine the air force :huh: :dead:
http://fishki.net/picsw/012007/19/pics/41_pics.jpg
I think safe-keeper's talking about this one.

[azn_132]

Bernard finally joine the air force :huh: :dead:
http://fishki.net/picsw/012007/19/pics/41_pics.jpg
I think safe-keeper's talking about this one.

Did u see that from the pacific storm forum? Just wonderin.

[Safe-Keeper]

I think safe-keeper's talking about this one.Yesh.

As for those of you who wonder how I pulled off the "conning tower on DD" pic', reading entire posts (which would include the italic gold paragraph at the end) has never been known to hurt;).

[horrgakx]

I see :)
I mis-read it, I thought it was some tag-line.

[Lzs von swe]

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/1340/sclass61nu.jpg

RN have their own problems:lol:

[azn_132]

do u remember about the boat goin to the bunkers but failed? Look at it now!

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m172/PS_gamelover/SH3Img19-1-2007_16-1.jpg

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m172/PS_gamelover/SH3Img19-1-2007_16-2.jpg

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m172/PS_gamelover/asdfsafasfsafsa.jpg

and no I did not put it there it was durin my career.

[Safe-Keeper]

[RN has its own problems]:rotfl:
I bet you anything Dinsdale is skipper!

[bigboywooly]

do u remember about the boat goin to the bunkers but failed? Look at it now!

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m172/PS_gamelover/SH3Img19-1-2007_16-1.jpg

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m172/PS_gamelover/SH3Img19-1-2007_16-2.jpg

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m172/PS_gamelover/asdfsafasfsafsa.jpg

and no I did not put it there it was durin my career.

Where is that AZN ?

[azn_132]

do u remember about the boat goin to the bunkers but failed? Look at it now!

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m172/PS_gamelover/SH3Img19-1-2007_16-1.jpg

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m172/PS_gamelover/SH3Img19-1-2007_16-2.jpg

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m172/PS_gamelover/asdfsafasfsafsa.jpg

and no I did not put it there it was durin my career.

Where is that AZN ?
Lorient in a IXC in 1941 U-666.

[Dimitrius07]

Er, didn't get that last one:-??
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r292/safe-keeper/bernardtown.jpg
Thanks to Safe-Keeper.

Ok ok i get the point, Bernard is a evil Hitler son - nothing to do with the USA army.
Another bad joke by me :dead: :dead:

[3Jane]

Bernard finally joine the air force :huh: :dead:
http://fishki.net/picsw/012007/19/pics/41_pics.jpg

Is that pilot wearing mascara:p

[STEED]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/6955/bernard8xz.jpg (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&amp;myref=http://my.imageshack.us/v_images.php)

[Biggles]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

btw, why on earth did you promote Bernard to WO!!???:huh:

you really ask for it....

[Dimitrius07]

Rotflmao :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Lzs von swe]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/4255/klantuw9.jpg
Someone has forgotten to use superglue:lol:

[STEED]

British secret new weapon a U-Destroyer. :huh:
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/9773/d1vg7.jpg

And they got one that can take off as well. :o
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/3203/d2ik2.jpg

We are all doomed. :damn:

[Abd_von_Mumit]

British secret new weapon a U-Destroyer. :huh:
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/9773/d1vg7.jpg

And they got one that can take off as well. :o
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/3203/d2ik2.jpg

We are all doomed. :damn:
Kalashnikov range under water is about 1,5 metres. I suppose destroyer guns' range uderwater is about 10 metres and they work only once, till the first shot. Our torpedoes range under water is measured in kilometres, so it can't be so bad... And you are going to be trialed for spreading defetism!!

[nedwreck]

I don't have a picture of it. :nope: But I have eye witness proof that Bernard has a cousin in the Royal Navy. I was dodging a Town Class destroyer, trying to get a good line on it. I'm using the external view thing, watching the Town lob depth charges when one blew up right as it was leaving the rails, taking the entire depth charge rack with it. The destroyer immediately ceased hunting me and made a futile attempt to leave the area. No one but Bernard would have set a DC for ASAP.

Bob

[Iron Budokan]

Guys, I check out this thread about every 3 weeks or so and every time I do I laugh my socks off. These are great, please, keep up the good work!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Safe-Keeper]

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r292/safe-keeper/Turtle.jpgWatchman: Herr Kapitän! Merchant ahead!
C.O.: Bernard, get the Hell out of your shell and prepare the deck gun!

[Sailor Steve]

Doesn't that one belong on the "Zombie U-boat" thread?

[azn_132]

I dont know what happen when I play stock(the reason why cuz I need a tiny break from GWX).

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m172/PS_gamelover/Stock/SH3Img29-1-2007_17.jpg

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m172/PS_gamelover/Stock/SH3Img29-1-2007_17-1.jpg

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m172/PS_gamelover/Stock/SH3Img29-1-2007_17-2.jpg

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m172/PS_gamelover/Stock/SH3Img29-1-2007_17-3.jpg

[bookworm_020]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/6889/sh3img15120072013hy5.jpg

Bernard showing us why never to put him on watch! He didn't spot it!

I got a merchant sonar contact at long range when I did a sound check. This is what I found

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/9905/sh3img23120071959um9.jpg

Decided to see if I could make some ice cubes

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/1954/sh3img2312007204xl4.jpg

The strange thing is the Iceberg started to zig zag at 3 knots!!

[azn_132]

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/1954/sh3img2312007204xl4.jpg

The strange thing is the Iceberg started to zig zag at 3 knots!!

A remote control iceberg!!!:rotfl: :rotfl:

[darius359au]

Its a Q Ship berg , if youd gotten closer then the Penguin crew would have run out the guns :D

[Morts]

Its a Q Ship berg , if youd gotten closer then the Penguin crew would have run out the guns :D
oh tell me about it, i just had to have a look at it
then suddently it tried to ram me, and i saw penguins run around on it trying to load the deck gun:rotfl: :rotfl:

it wouldn be good for the kriegsmarine, just imagine the title

"Uboat sunk by penguins on iceberg, iceberg manned the deckgun and started fireing while speeding up and trying to ram it"

[Safe-Keeper]

They shoud give them Destroyer AIs.

SO: "Ice berg in attack run!:o"

[Morts]

then icecharges insted of depthcharges

[bookworm_020]

I was tempted to put a topedo in it. I wanted to hear the crew yell "she's going down!":D

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[STEED]

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/1954/sh3img2312007204xl4.jpg

The strange thing is the Iceberg started to zig zag at 3 knots!!

A remote control iceberg!!!:rotfl: :rotfl:

The Allies super weapon. :huh:

[Warmonger]

New ice cream brand: "Lick me if you can"

[Ole]

three more from me...

http://mitglied.lycos.de/myphpspace/sh3/screens/auge.jpg

http://mitglied.lycos.de/myphpspace/sh3/screens/binocular.jpg

http://mitglied.lycos.de/myphpspace/sh3/screens/mail.jpg

[Morts]

http://mitglied.lycos.de/myphpspace/sh3/screens/auge.jpg





what the:o .........:rotfl: :rotfl:

[Corsair]

:up::rotfl::rotfl:

[The Noob]

LOL! :lol:

[rasmus1896]

three more from me...



http://mitglied.lycos.de/myphpspace/sh3/screens/binocular.jpg



Why are the binoculars caps on?

i quess Bernard on watch again........;)

[Safe-Keeper]

"Zeven hours on watch und ztill not a zpeck of light... Verdamte Norvegian vinterz."
:rotfl:

[_Seth_]

"Zeven hours on watch und ztill not a zpeck of light... Verdamte Norvegian vinterz."
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Safe-Keeper]

Dinsdale exchange trip to America!
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r292/safe-keeper/idiot.jpg

[Ducimus]

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/1954/sh3img2312007204xl4.jpg

The strange thing is the Iceberg started to zig zag at 3 knots!!

A remote control iceberg!!!:rotfl: :rotfl:

The Allies super weapon. :huh:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pykrete
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Habbakuk

[Lzs von swe]

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/8995/mittelbb1.jpg
....uh, I forgot what I was thinking, hmm middle something:damn: :D

[Morts]

i dont get whats so good about the med

can someone tell me ?

[Abd_von_Mumit]

i dont get whats so good about the med

can someone tell me ?
Warm climate, always close to shore, not too deep, so you won't sink, clear water and you can see, if there's any submarine down there... What else... Nice dark skinned nurses ashore, Italian food, cheap markets in Morocco... Do I need more to be happy? And Doenitz pays for my vacations!

[Morts]

bah!! get into the atlantic where the realy fight is:arrgh!:

[Corsair]

i dont get whats so good about the med

can someone tell me ?

Try it and you have the answer...:D

[OuNiS]

A Catalina that may submerge:

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/5434/sh3img322007185023319ad7.jpg

http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/3025/sh3img322007185024841ms0.jpg

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/8246/sh3img32200718502846cp0.jpg


Oooops "AAAAlaaaaaaaaarm" crash depth

http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/9444/sh3img322007185035547ma3.jpg

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/7103/sh3img322007185039152iq8.jpg

"GO DEEPER!" "Aye, Aye Sir"
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2197/sh3img322007185042567fi9.jpg

[STEED]

New German surface fleet sets sail. :damn: We need a bigger budget. :damn:
http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/9818/l1re8.jpg

[_Seth_]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/2443/bernscyd2.jpg

[Biggles]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/2443/bernscyd2.jpg


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

that's gotta hurt½:huh:

[Brag]

Do you see better when his eyes pop out?:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[_Seth_]

Do you see better when his eyes pop out?:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[AVGWarhawk]

OMG guys page 56 has some of the most hilarious pictures I have seen.:rock: I was laughing so hard I started to cry. The crewman on the periscope is priceless:D

[Lzs von swe]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/3315/remotegr0.jpg
The ghost of Bernard?!

[Abd_von_Mumit]

The ghost of Bernard?!
No... It must be another regular sailor. Bernard would aim in opposite direction and a little bit lower, don't you think?

[alamwuhk2a]

Bernard has got a brother. Bernard's brother is a normal ghost crew, unlike Bernard. He is just invisible, but Bernard... always gets messed up.
Just a Joke:arrgh!:

[danurve]

Apparently the docking watch crew gets to peek up skirts.

http://huntny.us/sh3/2_7_06/8_937j.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

Not to mention it is raining like heck and no one has rain gear on????:lol:

[danurve]

Well I have the NSS_Uboat7b.cfg StormConditions adjusted slightly in order to use the deck gun in less then perfect weather.

[Cpt.Thorne]

KRiegsmarine News
EXTRA EXTRA!!!

New Allied ASW revealed. This new weapon is called the Uboote Harpoon and it is used to spear and puncture through the superstructure or even th pressure hull, hook on and the either rip the hull open or drag the Uboote on surface to be shot into pieces. This weapon is extremely dangerous and its usually dropped with the DC charges so that it cannot be heard and will surprise the Uboote completely. It is estimated that the force of this weapon is strong enough for it be accurate and dangerous up to 100m. So you are ordered to dive atleast to that depth from now on in order to avoid this horrible weapon.

Here is a picture of this weapon in action. Close call for the uboote thistime!
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b316/Larry_Thorne/Screenshot%20comp/uboatharpoon.jpg

[DrMilton]

@Thorne:
:rotfl: Good one... what is it ?? :confused:

[Cpt.Thorne]

Its Ai Sub that was attacking the same convoy I was. Started to wonder what´s going on as ships tried to shoot something and I was left all alone to get into good position. Went looking and saw a periscope braking the surface. Flower corvette rammed the AI Uboat and sent DCs but while it rammed the Uboat it got heavy damage and its mas with crowsnest dropped into the water as it started to burn it was still throwing DCs and I was following if they´d get the ai sub and saw that thing pop into the water with DCs. I thought it was hilarious and snapped a photo seen above. Corvette sank minutes later and the Ai sub went on damaging a transport and sinking another corvette that rammed it also. Ai sub was destroyed later by River class DD. While all this was going on I was able to easily take down a Large tanker Liberty Cargo and Med Freighter. All the escorts were aftre the ai sub for the moment behind the convoy and I weas able to slip away unnoticed.

NYGM 2.4 April 1943 NE Rockall falls. One of the great moments in my SHIII career. Second time I spotted an AI Uboote. I saw one in BF something earlier in the war 1941 IIRC (can´t remember) attacking a northbound convoy too.

[U-104]

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i111/U-104/SH3Img9-2-2007_14.jpg
Uh, Bernard, I really don't think it's raining...:nope:

[gta-man]

:rotfl::rotfl:

[NealT]

Uh, Bernard, I really don't think it's raining...:nope:

Well it is...but Bernard is not necessarily talking about where he is...

[Biggles]

Uh, Bernard, I really don't think it's raining...:nope:

Well it is...but Bernard is not necessarily talking about where he is...

oh my....better check the entire U-boat for leaks then mate!:lost:

[_Seth_]

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/2751/hedgeqh9.jpg

Ha..ha..ha....(Its soo bad..:oops:) :rotfl:

[Morts]

Ha..ha..ha....(Its soo bad..:oops:) :rotfl:


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: nice

[danurve]

Brittish fighter/bombers are now able to convert to submersibles and avoid more dual 20mm flak :hmm:
thumb to screen
http://www.huntny.us/sh3/u49_15/15_26_t.jpg (http://www.huntny.us/sh3/u49_15/15_26.jpg)

[_Seth_]

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/1788/flowerdl0.jpg

Harr-harr-harr...:lol:

[Iron Budokan]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Scheisskopf]

:rotfl:

[azn_132]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Too funny can u make another one of those seth?

[Warmonger]

Hehehe, you know that there are real black swans out there? My bet would go to this one for the next. ;)

[Slick Rick]

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/9707/59276344ln9.jpg

[Cpt.Thorne]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b316/Larry_Thorne/SHWX.jpg

Who said that the weatherpatterns in SHIII are boring? And see Bernard being just on top of things with his WX report..again..

[_Seth_]

http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/8797/berndocopyjq0.jpg

[Aimbot]

Too lazy to see if it's been done:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/Atlarge/Itsatrap.png
I made this for the Ubi forums before release.

[horrgakx]

That looks like it might be fatal...!

[Myxale]

:rotfl:
Ackbar:
It's a Trap!

:up:

[Safe-Keeper]

The sub net is still up:p?

Seth: Loved your shot of the Hedgehog in action:rotfl:!

[JboX88]

How do you guys get those weather reports?

[horrgakx]

How do you guys get those weather reports?
You must be surfaced and have an officer on the bridge. You then click his icon (which is the right-most one) and then the reports icon, then the weather icon.

[Safe-Keeper]

Well, without GWX it's the Navigation Officer. But perhaps what he means is "how did you get those reports to be so weird?".

[Ducimus]

Due to the size, im just linking these:

http://www.ducimus.net/sh3/comic_01.jpg
http://www.ducimus.net/sh3/comic_02.jpg
http://www.ducimus.net/sh3/comic_03.jpg
http://www.ducimus.net/sh3/comic_04.jpg
http://www.ducimus.net/sh3/comic_05.jpg

[Von Hinten]

Due to the size, im just linking these:

http://www.ducimus.net/sh3/comic_01.jpg
http://www.ducimus.net/sh3/comic_02.jpg
http://www.ducimus.net/sh3/comic_03.jpg
http://www.ducimus.net/sh3/comic_04.jpg
http://www.ducimus.net/sh3/comic_05.jpg
LOL :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Aimbot]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/Atlarge/Nard1.png

[Ducimus]

http://www.ducimus.net/sh3/wo_bernard_01.jpg

http://www.ducimus.net/sh3/wo_bernard_02.jpg

[Kpt. Kozloff]

These guys here are ubercool! There made a grill onboard their boat while attacking me!

- "Oh George, do you fancy a steak?"
- "Well now Charles, medium-well done please. Thank you."
- "Do you prefer claret or bourgundy along with it?"
- "Thank you George, a glass of Gevrey Chambertin please. Jolly good!"

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/7911/sh3img532007121519828np3.png (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/)

[Morts]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Tobus]

I've been laughing through this thread for an hour. Very good comics, but who the h*ll is Bernard?

[HunterICX]

Bernard is Bernard:smug:

its just a figure for the trouble you can have on your uboat.
so when something went wrong and you do not know how or what happend...thats Bernard

[horrgakx]

It has to be pronounced "ber-n'd". Not "bear-n-aard".

[Sailor Steve]

His very first mention ever was that picture by Dowly on page one of this thread. He wanted to blame someone, so he picked that name, and it just caught on.

[Kpt. Kozloff]

Half sunk and still fighting!
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7412/sh3img932007233324906mv1.png (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/)
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/1585/sh3img93200723343203mm3.png (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/)
But these guys were holding their breath for a looooong time!
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8177/sh3img932007232929296so4.png (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/)
:rotfl:

[bb-subs]

I just thought these were funny, I think Heinz got his eyebrows burnt.
:D
Grant



http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k266/dreanought10/SH3/buring.jpg

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k266/dreanought10/SH3/burning2.jpg

Heres some more:
http://s90.photobucket.com/albums/k266/dreanought10/SH3/

[3Jane]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/2249/ixbbinocim3.jpg

[bb-subs]

You would of thought that a look would spot a ship and lock onto it.
This being right beside a ship and having to get up the tower to see whats happening and were the everone is looking sucks.
But on the flip side the orders to officers in GWX 1.2 helps.

Grant

[Khourieat]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/2249/ixbbinocim3.jpg

Think they found anything? :rotfl:

[3Jane]

A very light corvet. No point even thinking about a torpedo for this one. :p

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/1014/15028992km1.png

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/567/79009790ib6.png

[bookworm_020]

A very light corvet. No point even thinking about a torpedo for this one. :p

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/1014/15028992km1.png

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/567/79009790ib6.png

A new verison of airship???

[Lzs von swe]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8156/sh3img9io2.jpg

This Italian captain will have some explaining to do :oops:

[CCIP]

Hey, you forgot...

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y122/Otohiko/sh3img9io2.jpg

:-j

[Lzs von swe]

Yea, bring it on boys:up: :up:

[U-418]

I love this thread. :up:

Maybe in the next few months...I might have pics of my own.............don't ask...:oops:

Anyways I laugh my brains out at these pics. My favourite is the nuclear torp.

:huh: I'm courious. How on earth does Bernard mess up so much?

On the other hand I'm still learning to navigate a U-boat...my chances of mistakes are as good as Bernard's.

[Engel der Vernichtung]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8156/sh3img9io2.jpg

"Antonio, did you remember to take the pizza out of the oven...?"

EDIT: Yes, I can spell "Antonio" correctly, but only if I actually stop to think about it.

[Morts]

"...no:huh:...........OH S***:o"

[Bernard Dummkopf]

I've been laughing through this thread for an hour. Very good comics, but who the h*ll is Bernard?

It's me, the savior of mankind, master of any situation and helpfull like a good Samaritan! :|\\

Are you in need of a boat inspection? I'll gladly help!

Cheerio!
Bernard

[U-104]

AAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:o:o HE IS HERE!!!!!!

[shegeek72]

Electric nipples? :lol:

http://tarafoundation.org/sh3_nipples.jpg
--
http://tarafoundation.org/sh3_invert_bnr.jpg

[Mush Martin]

I've been laughing through this thread for an hour. Very good comics, but who the h*ll is Bernard?
It's me, the savior of mankind, master of any situation and helpfull like a good Samaritan! :|\\

Are you in need of a boat inspection? I'll gladly help!

Cheerio!
Bernard
:o

:gulp:


[edit] just out of curiosity bernard are you himmlers brother?

[Dowly]

:roll:

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/9572/bernarddinsdalecf4.jpg

[Morts]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[martin1004]

Although not funny but still weird especially coz this boats max depth is barely 200 .sorry for the dark image, lights went out just when i made it.In case u wonder how i got this deep:had 6 warships DCing me and i had floodings from all sectors.i managed to patch them up before reaching 420 but i think pressure was already too big to make it to surface, the boat didn't start rising.i died at 437m thats the deepest i've ever been to in SH3

http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/3758/400mxf3.jpg

[Lzs von swe]

Sleeping with the fishes:arrgh!:

[Lzs von swe]

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/3976/sh3img17ya8.jpg
Bernard gets punished for taking French cheese on board:lol:

[Morts]

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/3976/sh3img17ya8.jpg
Bernard gets punished for taking French cheese on board:lol:
well there will just be a new bernard when you get back to port
Bernard II:rotfl:

[P_Funk]

Electric nipples? :lol:

http://tarafoundation.org/sh3_nipples.jpg

You saucy girl. ;) And why is he in plaid?

[bookworm_020]

Electric nipples? :lol:

http://tarafoundation.org/sh3_nipples.jpg
--


Village people on board my sub???? or is Bernard showing his true colours!!!:huh:

[Rilder]

Electric nipples? :lol:
(pic of bernard in plaid)



"They've gone to plaid!"

[shegeek72]

Although not funny but still weird especially coz this boats max depth is barely 200 .sorry for the dark image, lights went out just when i made it.In case u wonder how i got this deep:had 6 warships DCing me and i had floodings from all sectors.i managed to patch them up before reaching 420 but i think pressure was already too big to make it to surface, the boat didn't start rising.i died at 437m thats the deepest i've ever been to in SH3

http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/3758/400mxf3.jpg
Which sub were you using?
--
http://tarafoundation.org/sh3_wac_banner3.jpg

[shegeek72]

Electric nipples? :lol:

http://tarafoundation.org/sh3_nipples.jpg
You saucy girl. ;) And why is he in plaid?
Hey, it was casual Friday. ;) It was WAC. :cool:
--
http://tarafoundation.org/sh3_wac_banner3.jpg

[martin1004]

i was using type VII

[Kpt. Kozloff]

My crew gets possessed every new year's eve.:arrgh!:

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3529/midnitekaleunhf3.jpg

It's got be that cursed Caribbean Tortuga rum....

[Lzs von swe]

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/5531/sh3img19yg8.jpg
In this case it´s Vodka causing some strange behavior. Ohh those Russians:up:

[rasmus1896]

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/5531/sh3img19yg8.jpg
In this case it´s Vodka causing some strange behavior. Ohh those Russians:up: like my moms says: if there would be no vodka ,there would no russians

BTW: i got bombed by Batman and his friends:o:o
http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9117/sh3img1432007141546375rq2.png

[Kpt. Kozloff]

The band is in town! But they lost a road case at the pier!:rotfl:
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/5162/sh3img2532007173246640rz5.png

[Morts]

ive looked through the entire thread...so hilarious:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Kingcobra24]

The band is in town! But they lost a road case at the pier!:rotfl:
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/5162/sh3img2532007173246640rz5.png

That's been pointed out before, and it's not merely GWX eye-candy...the stock, unmodded SH3 has these containers...(plural)
:lurk:

[thefretmaster]

My crew gets possessed every new year's eve.:arrgh!:

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3529/midnitekaleunhf3.jpg

It's got be that cursed Caribbean Tortuga rum....
/\
:rotfl: but since when has new years eve been on february the 1st???? :doh: -------|

[Morts]

My crew gets possessed every new year's eve.:arrgh!:



It's got be that cursed Caribbean Tortuga rum....
/\
:rotfl: but since when has new years eve been on february the 1st???? :doh: -------|
new year is when the clock reaches 00:00 on december 31st making it feb 1st:up:
IMO

[Kpt. Kozloff]

Oh man, this is hilarious.
Now i know how it happened. On 31 Dec i came back from patrol but spent a whole month in base so i went back out to sea on 31 Feb. Bloody hell! Embarassing ey? I lost a month! I was sorry for my crew that they'll spend New Years Eve at sea and it turned out they had their fun in the end. Got to take it easy on the rum myself! :oops:

P.s. Well, my avatar explains a lot....

[Corsair]

Feb 31 st ??? sure have to take it easy on the rum...:D

[Zero Niner]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/ZeroNiner/SH3/creepy.jpg
The Watch Officer looking decidedly seasick due to a ferocious storm... :o

[3Jane]

I found a burried lighthouse off the coast of france. http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/4928/burriedlighthousekg7.jpg

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/4987/mapeditbp0.png

Also, my brief visit to sunny Madeira :p
http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/5310/sunnymadeirabm2.png


No picture, but funny, well not for those involved I supose:

During World War II, a German U-boat was sunk by a truck. The U-boat in question attacked a convoy in the Atlantic and then rose to see the effect. The merchant ship it sank had material strapped to its deck including a fleet of trucks, one of which was thrown in the air by the explosion, landing on the U-boat and breaking its back.

[Telgriff]

Decidely sick Zero Niner? He looks like he is posessed with those glowing eyes!

[Lzs von swe]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/3496/sh3img25xm7.jpg
50?:lol:

[Mush Martin]

I Will not Go Quietly into the night I will come loudly From it........

the sub ran out of coffee again bear in mind this is an unaltered
VIIC41 reg engs speed batteries etc. its just uber driving habits.
and read the orders carefully this maybe a submarine warfare first

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/MartinPicfix/SH3Img4-4-2007_11-1.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/MartinPicfix/SH3Img4-4-2007_11-3.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/MartinPicfix/SH3Img4-4-2007_11-4.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/MartinPicfix/SH3Img4-4-2007_11-5.jpg

[Mush Martin]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/MartinPicfix/SH3Img4-4-2007_11-6.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/MartinPicfix/SH3Img4-4-2007_11-7.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/MartinPicfix/SH3Img4-4-2007_11-8.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/MartinPicfix/SH3Img4-4-2007_11-9.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/MartinPicfix/SH3Img28-3-2007_11.jpg

D'oh

[ReallyDedPoet]

Holy Conning-Tower Batman :o:o Nice one Mush!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/MartinPicfix/SH3Img4-4-2007_11-4.jpg

[Mush Martin]

Well I wasnt making fast enough progress over so I thought I might
change tactics and go through instead, oddly Im confident it was
faster.
MM

[P_Funk]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/ZeroNiner/SH3/creepy.jpg
The Watch Officer looking decidedly seasick due to a ferocious storm... :o
OMG he's a Sith! Save me Obi Wan!

[Morts]

The Watch Officer looking decidedly seasick due to a ferocious storm... :o
OMG he's a Sith! Save me Obi Wan!
no....use the force luke !

[Lzs von swe]

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/3441/sh3img27st7.jpg
I wondered what that noise I heard was and found this one. He was trying to start his engines, over and over again:rotfl:

[STEED]

I decided to pop this one here.

See here for the full thread
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=110736


Rack of Bernard may be. :hmm:

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/5672/j1wo8.jpg

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/9341/j2qv3.jpg

[Iron Budokan]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Biggles]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

But the again....why...eat Bernard? Use him as bait to get the big fish I say, it's probably more tasteful then!

[mimik]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:nice one.. why does everyone hate bernard though!..

[Morts]

hes the german ubootwaffe screw up
everything that gets F-ed up he gets the blame:rotfl:

[STEED]

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/4868/gagyi6.jpg

[Telgriff]

My my Mr. Wolf, what pretty green eyes you have!

[danurve]

New escape tactic when attacking a task force.
Make sure the British have Bernard at their helm.

http://mysh3.info/danurve/4_06/38_687.jpg

[Telgriff]

New escape tactic when attacking a task force.
Make sure the British have Bernard at their helm.



CHAAAAAAARGE!!!

[Hans-Ulrich Rudel]

That is very funny, what happens when you crash dive, do the crew on deck drown?

[Lzs von swe]

The best little, hm, outhouse in the wet:p
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u101/vonswe/0a7b8648.jpg

Ahh, Ok, I just flushed and... yes, Ok, now my feets gets wet... :hmm: :roll: :lol:

[NealT]

That is very funny, what happens when you crash dive, do the crew on deck drown?

Only if they do not move fast enough :lol:

[Kpt. Kozloff]

A vidcap from a sequel to a famous blockbuster. :hmm:
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/9533/sh3img2632007233844734oa0.png

[Lzs von swe]

Inside Bernards head there is, ....nothing:rotfl:

[Lzs von swe]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u101/vonswe/37a27d65.jpg

WO: Herr Kaleun, we seem to have lost Bernard.
Herr Kaleun: That useless no good son off a ..., can´t he do anything right?!

Or

..and in the holy periscope we do believe!

[Chichikof]

Something really strange happened with the crew of U-135 :)
Perhaps, Cthulhu is to blame?
Now - a new version of the image :)

http://aycu31.webshots.com/image/14270/2001790655347163581_rs.jpg

[KeptinCranky]

Note: The submarine in this picture is a type IIa with about enough fuel and food for a short trip to the grocery store, if there is no headwind :smug:

http://home.wanadoo.nl/omf17235/images/eep_ehrm.jpg

[Lzs von swe]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u101/vonswe/dfcb012e.jpg

June -41:oops:

[Sailor Steve]

"Weather Report: Skies clear - OW! - no precipitation - OW! - wind 3 m/s - OW!"

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
this Thread is realy funny. i loughtd about hours with those picts :up:

gute arbeit :rock:

[sth128]

Hello all. New to this forum (albeit I've been playing SH3 for quite a while now). Seems my navigator has some substance abuse problems...

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/1179/beer1ui5.jpg

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/1961/beer2vt4.jpg

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Hello all. New to this forum (albeit I've been playing SH3 for quite a while now). Seems my navigator has some substance abuse problems...

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/1179/beer1ui5.jpg

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/1961/beer2vt4.jpg
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
i think they just wanted some beer.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/6889/sh3img15120072013hy5.jpg

Bernard showing us why never to put him on watch! He didn't spot it!

I got a merchant sonar contact at long range when I did a sound check. This is what I found

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/9905/sh3img23120071959um9.jpg

Decided to see if I could make some ice cubes

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/1954/sh3img2312007204xl4.jpg

The strange thing is the Iceberg started to zig zag at 3 knots!!

:o where the hell did you foud that iceberg ??????.
im already 1 year on a seach for those icebergs :damn: :damn: :damn:

[Lzs von swe]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u101/vonswe/6bbd0c8b.jpg

Glasnost? Lend Lease? In the Black Sea?!:rotfl:

[HM.Medico]

*utters roboticaly*
Must find funny picture to post

These are all hilarious guys, keep up the good work:up:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

how would this turn out :hmm:
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/9919/sh3problemsyj8.jpg

bernard as helm and dinsdale as torpedo officer. :huh:

[joea]

how would this turn out :hmm:


bernard as helm and dinsdale as torpedo officer. :huh:

:o

I'll write your family Kaluen. ;)

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

how would this turn out :hmm:


bernard as helm and dinsdale as torpedo officer. :huh:

:o

I'll write your family Kaluen. ;)

:rotfl: :rotfl:
i already did before leaving.
i wasnt eaven out of Willemshaven and struck a mine :shifty:.

[Telgriff]

how would this turn out :hmm:


bernard as helm and dinsdale as torpedo officer. :huh:
:o

I'll write your family Kaluen. ;)
:rotfl: :rotfl:
i already did before leaving.
i wasnt eaven out of Willemshaven and struck a mine :shifty:.

Yep, thats Bernard, crashing the U-Boat into your own mines.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

how would this turn out :hmm:


bernard as helm and dinsdale as torpedo officer. :huh:
:o

I'll write your family Kaluen. ;)
:rotfl: :rotfl:
i already did before leaving.
i wasnt eaven out of Willemshaven and struck a mine :shifty:.

Yep, thats Bernard, crashing the U-Boat into your own mines.

when i returned it was the same.
also dinsdale didnt calculate anything and fired all tubes to... nothing at all :damn:

[HM.Medico]

Oh. My. God! The fuhrer and...the fuhrer came to see me off!
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b300/ecca144/Hitlerqmark.jpg

I believe Bernard has failed with his new idea of hitting below the waterline :nope:
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b300/ecca144/BERNAAAAAAAAAAARD.jpg

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

i knew the germans had rockets in WW2.

but i didnt know the brits had rocket populsion on their elco TB's
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/4253/sh3tpwithrocketpropulsigy6.jpg

even the engine overheated :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Kongo Otto]

After the War Dinsdale and Bernhard became famous Movie actors:
http://www.popmatters.com/film/reviews/u/images/u571.jpg:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Umfuld]

http://usera.imagecave.com/33433/SHIII/007.JPG

[Telgriff]

http://usera.imagecave.com/33433/SHIII/007.JPG

My goggles and snorkel look like this! I might need them!

[Lzs von swe]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u101/vonswe/SH3Img57.jpg

:hmm: :hmm: Time to take a break, perhaps:roll: