Humorous SHIII picture thread

[STEED]

http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/7704/clipimage0025xs.jpg

[lonehawknz]

Absolutely pissed myself at: 'I would have liked to see Montana'

:lol:

[dark_wolf]

I was bored so I made this. Hope you like it :lol:

http://img1.imagecash.net/files26687/264106066.jpg

[Dowly]

Hehe!:up:

That´s actually pretty good editing. I hardly see difference between the background and the blast.

[CCIP]

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/9033/wat6yg.jpg
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/4250/wat20py.jpg

[Dowly]

:hmm:
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:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[STEED]

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/6811/clipimage0028oj.jpg

[HunterICX]

:smug:i couldnt resist:lol:
http://f5.putfile.com/6/17519252098.jpg

[Rilder]

I havent added a snarky comment or whatever but, who ever though tribal destroyers could pull wheelies?

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/2501/sh3img266200614208dy.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Hah! That's because SHIII ships accelerate so fast.

Good job, Rilder, and welcome to the boards.:rock:

[stabiz]

Lol, that destroyer is fueled by NOS. Fast & Furious 4: King George? I would watch that.

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/6646/durextorpedo1zi.jpg

[stabiz]

All ahead flank!

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4900/sh320060629184229067xe.jpg

[tbarak]

You are now officially entering the silly and goofy stage of playing SH3. Months at sea alone will do that do a man.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Keep 'em coming.

[Safe-Keeper]

"There! Can you see them now?" is the best one so far:lol:.

[UnterSeeTub]

http://www.castlewarbitz.com/stuff/music.jpg

[STEED]

I know the feeling.:rotfl: :rotfl:

Why dose that band still play in 44/45 they must be mad. :lol:

[Drebbel]

@UnterSeeTub: Please mind you language ! Damming God is not something one should do in these forums !

Drebbel (with my moderator hat on)

[UnterSeeTub]

Oooops sorry Herr Drebbel -- I will do better :yep:

Only thing is "Verdammt" means condemned...and that way round I wasnt condemning god -- Twas the music that is contemptible and should be condemned.
(with my little knowledge of european languages hat on ;) )

...but I know what you mean... and the other word saying that they had questionable parentage is allowed ?? :p

[Sailor Steve]

Apparently little-known fact. "Damn" also means condemn. So you'd rather "condemn" God?

Actually that's wrong too. The phrase is not condemning God, it's asking (or demanding) that God condemn something or someone for you, preferably to an eternity in hell. That's why it's not polite to use the phrase.

[HunterICX]

:nope: comon guys this supposed to be an funny post threat, not an debate about Religion...

[Sailor Steve]

It's not about religion, it's about socially acceptable language. If people didn't delight in being naughty it would never come up.

[Sir Big Jugs]

Drebbel did :nope:

UnterSeeTub did :rock:

C'Mon! It's a FUNNY thread!!!

Don't you ever say "dammit" goddammit" or "verdammt"?

Don't you ever say things like "Bloody Hell" or "f*ckf*ckf*ckf*ckf*ck"?

[Dowly]

"f*ckf*ckf*ckf*ckf*ck"?
-"How many f*cks is that??"
-"Alot"
:rock:

[spork542]

This is a photograph taken aboard U-607 while most of the crew was drunk.

http://img475.imageshack.us/img475/6385/bernard24je.th.png (http://img475.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bernard24je.png)

And Herr Kaleun was wondering why Bernard was not plotting accurately...;)

At the same time, on U-504, medical conditions were growing worse and worse every day due to a strange and unheard of sickness occurring. After the twenty-seventh day at sea, this abomination was sighted in the control room.

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/900/screenshot532br.th.jpg (http://img392.imageshack.us/my.php?image=screenshot532br.jpg)

[Dowly]

Good ones!! :rotfl::rotfl:

I´m surprised that even the 'new' guys know who Bernard is. :rock:

[HunterICX]

Drebbel did :nope:

UnterSeeTub did :rock:

C'Mon! It's a FUNNY thread!!!

Don't you ever say "dammit" goddammit" or "verdammt"?

Don't you ever say things like "Bloody Hell" or "f*ckf*ckf*ckf*ckf*ck"?

Goddammit? I say that all the Time when I get a Good DC hit,
like when I get a full blow , and the lights go off in my Commander room and things start to spray water and steam i,m like

''God Dammit! Now What!'' I check my Sub in the Crewmanagement, and then I,m like ''Holy ****!!!'' I,m pretty much F*cked up. and when my Sub is beeing pulled down by the flooding I'm like Comon I know this Bitch can have more than this comoooooon Repair and pull up! comon YES!!! I,m alright...Pfew...

*WASSERBOM!* BANG!!!!

*dramatic music plays with Game over screen*

Me: WeEEeEeEeEeEee NOT FAIR!!!!:rotfl: I just love to talk to my digital crewmembers

[Sailor Steve]

Drebbel did :nope:

UnterSeeTub did :rock:

C'Mon! It's a FUNNY thread!!!

Don't you ever say "dammit" goddammit" or "verdammt"?

Don't you ever say things like "Bloody Hell" or "f*ckf*ckf*ckf*ckf*ck"?
I was a sailor; what do you think?

Still, it's a public board and out of respect for some of the very young people who sometimes come here the so-called adults should try acting a little more...adult. Respect for others is something we all need to learn over again.

[Saukko]

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/7894/bravesailor14nc.jpg

[Sir Big Jugs]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:: rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Jager Kapitan]

ok, let me see if i can do this correctly
apparently, one of my men think I talk too much
http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/2531/shhh5px.jpg

[bookworm_020]

ok, let me see if i can do this correctly
apparently, one of my men think I talk too much
http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/2531/shhh5px.jpg
Don't blame him for his actions, he was a librarian before the war. He's just displaying tha international symbol of Library staff, the SHhhhhh finger.

[tbarak]

Well all I can is that finally the world has seen the greatness of this thread and bestowed upon it the vaunted status of sticky. To my fellow artisans and SH3 humourists, contratulations for taking your rightful place in such a presigous place within this fine forum.

[STEED]

Well all I can is that finally the world has seen the greatness of this thread and bestowed upon it the vaunted status of sticky. To my fellow artisans and SH3 humourists, contratulations for taking your rightful place in such a presigous place within this fine forum.

Give that man a drink.:D

[Sir Big Jugs]

My watch officer ALWAYS brushes his teeth as you can see. . .

http://brewsterpilot.googlepages.com/SH3Img11-7-2006_19.40.jpg

[Theta Sigma]

That may be the funniest so far. :)

( SH3 will run on an MX card... with obviously less than stellar results.... :-? )

"Perhaps one day Herr Kalooooon will get us REAL binoculars!"

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a28/Shaffer4/Flakdeck.jpg


"Will we ever see the sea again, Herr Kaleun?"

LOL, I tried SH3 on a MX4000, and not only got the same results, I got some yellow/orange thing that looked like a floating monster a few hundred yars away. It reminded me of the rainbow effect on the USS Eldridge from The Philadelphia Experiment movie. :o

Incase you all wanted to see an unrendered sea... I am in the process of getting a *real video card...

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a28/Shaffer4/unrenderedsea.jpg

That yellow blob is close. :)

[HunterICX]

I finally found out why Aircrafts arent attacking my IIA

Because my conning tower is full with Ugly Scarecrows
http://f10.putfile.com/thumb/7/19119245353.jpg (http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=main/7/19119245353.jpg&s=f10)

[Pants]

I finally found out why Aircrafts arent attacking my IIA

Because my conning tower is full with Ugly Scarecrows
http://f10.putfile.com/thumb/7/19119245353.jpg (http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=main/7/19119245353.jpg&s=f10)

LMAO :rotfl:

[P_Funk]

Incase you all wanted to see an unrendered sea... I am in the process of getting a *real video card...

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a28/Shaffer4/unrenderedsea.jpg Data: Captain. Sensors detecting a tear in the space time continuum in the aft section.
Picard: Suggestions?
Worf: I recommend we fire torpedoes sir.
Data: Inadvisable. We are too close.
Picard: Counselor?
Troi: Sir I'm sensing emotions. Captain it's trying to communicate.
Picard: A new lifeform?
Riker: No sir I spiked Troi's drink with a Roofi and it seems that that Ferengi actually sold me some bad acid.

:up:

[Dowly]

:rotfl::rotfl:

[STEED]

Star Trek meets SH3:hmm:

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[mr chris]

Could anyone help me. I wish to take pictures during my game but have not got the first idea about how to go about it. It would be good to add some to this thread.
thnx for any help:up:

[HunterICX]

Very simple Chris,

In-Game Press CTRL + F11 to take Screenshots

after that Go To Program files > Ubisoft > SH3 Folder and there they are in BMP format

And BMP occupies +- 2 MB so please Convert them to JPEG format before posting them online.
(MS paint , or any of your other installed Photo/image editor)


Online Hosting for your images http://imageshack.us/

[mr chris]

Thanks Hunter ICX :up:
Will see what i can come up with.

[P_Funk]

There are also numerous free sceenshot progs that can run in the background and independantly take a pic with the press of a button. I prefer the use of one called a Clipboard Picture Saver. It's pretty easy to find and it has a number of options of which format and how large you want your pic to be. Hitting print screen will automatically make it work.

:up:Just an alternative. It's pretty easy to find online.

[mr chris]

Thanks P_Funk, am having not that much luck in finding any good sreenshots worth taking a pic of. cant find any ships on my current patrol. Well hope my luck changes soon.:hmm:

[Guffnuts]

I doubt it some how!! :up:

http://img347.imageshack.us/img347/9239/postermc6.th.jpg (http://img347.imageshack.us/my.php?image=postermc6.jpg)

[horrgakx]

The best one I've come across (small and free and works very well) is FS Screen; http://www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLG,GGLG:2006-14,GGLG:en&q=fsscreen

You just put it in a directory and run it from there, when you press the PrtScn button it dump a pic.




Could anyone help me. I wish to take pictures during my game but have not got the first idea about how to go about it. It would be good to add some to this thread.
thnx for any help:up:

[mr chris]

Have got a pic but have not got the fogest how to up load on to my message. any help is much apricated.

[Dowly]

Have got a pic but have not got the fogest how to up load on to my message. any help is much apricated.

1. Go to www.imageshack.us
2. Upload the image
3. Copy the 'direct link to image' link
4. Post reply to this thread and put your image to the message like this "PasteTheLinkHere" (without the " ")
5. Make us laugh with your image :up:

[Stellar]

I was patrolling N of England and when heading back to home i tought i'll take a peek in English Harbour town called Hartlepool. What i did find on one buildings wall, they will not believe me in home for sure... :o

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/448/postersrn9.jpg

[bookworm_020]

I was patrolling N of England and when heading back to home i tought i'll take a peek in English Harbour town called Hartlepool. What i did find on one buildings wall, they will not believe me in home for sure... :o

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/448/postersrn9.jpg

SHHHH! You'll give away my secret base which Churchill is yet to find. I keep the local's in line by not making Bernard stay ashore ( It was his Home town before the war, but he was kicked out due to incompantice)

[Hawk_308]

my buddy stuck at our last jeep run+screenshot= http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c241/Hawk_308/Stevessub.jpg

[Overseas]

http://www.paris.web66.com/toureiff/w95/sub_joke.jpg

[Hawk_308]

One more of my jeeping buddy
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c241/Hawk_308/steve2.jpg

[Rilder]

Apparently Norway Sunk.... didnt think those T1's were that strong :p
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9459/loluk3.th.jpg (http://img98.imageshack.us/my.php?image=loluk3.jpg)

[stabiz]

Nooo! :huh: I live in Ålesund, by the way.

[Rilder]

Nooo! :huh: I live in Ålesund, by the way.


well... maybe its just the Starship Enterprises taskforce :p

[horrgakx]

What is the AAA?


[edit] let me guess, Automobile Association of America. ? We're not all from the 'states, though that tends to be forgotten sometimes ;)

[Teho]

I doubt it some how!! :up:

http://img347.imageshack.us/img347/9239/postermc6.th.jpg (http://img347.imageshack.us/my.php?image=postermc6.jpg)

"In the navy..."

ROFL! :rotfl::rotfl::hmm:

[bigboywooly]

Found these two together in Scapa Flow tonight

http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/6493/xmarksthespotif7.jpg

[U-104]

:rotfl::rotfl:

[stabiz]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/3752/sh32006072018300787dy9.jpg


Any landing you can walk away from, is a good one.

[Sailor Steve]

Ummm...I don't think anybody's gonna walk away from that one.

[stabiz]

The thing is, it has already landed! :rotfl:

[Sailor Steve]

Oh, he's on the ground? I couldn't tell. At that angle he should have at least be a pile of wrecked metal, if not exploded.

[stabiz]

Yeah, its just off Scapa, and I saw something glowing in the hills.

[bookworm_020]

I remember seeing photos of a sunderland that had crash landed at a fighter airbase. It had received damage to the hull of the aircraft and therefore couldn't land on water. The pilot ordered the crew to bail before landing (some stayed as one ot the crew was hurt) The pilot landed the aircraft on the grass verge next to the main runway.:o

He left a 5 1/2 inch wide track 500 yards or so long. The aircraft stayed in one piece and all walked away from the landing. I reckon the pilot didn't have to buy drinks that night! I believe he was awarded a DFC for the landing.:up:

The aircraft was removed and and repaird and was later placed back in service.

[stabiz]

:rock: He must have felt good when he strolled away!

[Sailor Steve]

I guess so!

[bookworm_020]

I haave some photos in my rather lage book collection of the aftermarth' I'll have to see if I can find and scan them for you.:yep:

I wonder what the fighter boys thought of that pilot, I bet they tried to get that pilot into fighter command

[stabiz]

We would laugh if say Tom Cruise did that in a cheesy WW2-film. Awesome.

[Sailor Steve]

We would laugh if say Tom Cruise did that in a cheesy WW2-film. Awesome.
I saw an episode of JAG in which the hero saved a crippled F-14 by having them lower their tailhook and then using his armored glass canopy to push them out over the water, thus letting them eject where they could be picked up by friendly forces. I was choking, laughing out loud and shouting "B***S***!" all the way to the end of the show, when they had a disclaimer saying the episode was dedicated to a Phantom pilot who saved his wingman by doing just that over VietNam.

You're right, sometimes real life is weirder than the movies.

[Rilder]

The Kapitaen hates me, yes he hates me, he really hates me(yes its a german ship)
http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/6281/ahhhhhotog5.jpg

When U-boat creman go insane:
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/8610/ownagedc9.jpg
No its not edited.... :rotfl:

[stabiz]

:rotfl:What happened there?

[Rilder]

The first one was a german warship beaching herself :rotfl:

The second one is just me moving the camera and I knoticed that it could go upsidedown :p

[NeonSamurai]

Ya thats a GW 1.1 bug with the conning tower camera setting, they accidentaly unlocked the vertical rotation.

[VipertheSniper]

Not so much humorous than strange, BUT did any of you ever manage to do THAT???

http://members.chello.at/reinhold.bisanz/strange.jpg

I don't know how this happened, I didn't give him the navigator qualification, nor did he ever serve as the navigator (which I think would be a more appropriate way to handle qualifications anyway)

[Hueywolf123]

The Kapitaen hates me, yes he hates me, he really hates me(yes its a german ship)
http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/6281/ahhhhhotog5.jpg

When U-boat creman go insane:
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/8610/ownagedc9.jpg
No its not edited.... :rotfl:

Yeah, if you hit the arrow key facing up (to look upwards) and just keep going with it, you'll eventually get this view. :cool:

[Dowly]

As I browsed this thread, I have to say I´m amazed. Bernard is still alive! Keep them coming, his first birthday is coming on 09.25.2006. :up:

[Sailor Steve]

Not so much humorous than strange, BUT did any of you ever manage to do THAT???

http://members.chello.at/reinhold.bisanz/strange.jpg

I don't know how this happened, I didn't give him the navigator qualification, nor did he ever serve as the navigator (which I think would be a more appropriate way to handle qualifications anyway)
Are you using SH3 Commander 2.6? Sometimes new crew come pre-qualified and experienced.

[Rilder]

yea and you can also give more qualifications to petty officers with SH3Commander ;)

[Shaffer4]

That may be the funniest so far. :)

( SH3 will run on an MX card... with obviously less than stellar results.... :-? )

"Perhaps one day Herr Kalooooon will get us REAL binoculars!"

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a28/Shaffer4/Flakdeck.jpg


"Will we ever see the sea again, Herr Kaleun?"

LOL, I tried SH3 on a MX4000, and not only got the same results, I got some yellow/orange thing that looked like a floating monster a few hundred yars away. It reminded me of the rainbow effect on the USS Eldridge from The Philadelphia Experiment movie. :o

Incase you all wanted to see an unrendered sea... I am in the process of getting a *real video card...

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a28/Shaffer4/unrenderedsea.jpg

That yellow blob is close. :)

Fear Not, fellow Kaleuns.. Life has gotten better for me.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a28/Shaffer4/Hunter.jpg

Though, the same cannot be said for Allied Shipping...

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a28/Shaffer4/Boom.jpg

[U-Bersnuber]

Hey everyone^^
Just started playin' this game nd noticed this forum (especially this thread:D )
read all the pages, nd i think my ribs r broken now :rotfl:

i will try to make some good ones when i have gotten into the gameplay (i crashed my sub before even gettin out of my home town..TWICE!..so i think funny-pix will be on hold for awhile:p )

cya :)

[rubberduck]

http://p5.piczo.com/img/i103529328_15047_5.jpg

Klaus was always wanting to be first up when surfacing, much to the control rooms annoyance

[Qairyl]

Here's my first shot at this..Took this a little randomly when I noticed a trawler getting a little friendly with the beach.

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/4909/finemessgh9.jpg

Not actually beached, but it seemed a bit funny at the time.

-Qairyl

[Rilder]

Here's my first shot at this..Took this a little randomly when I noticed a trawler getting a little friendly with the beach.
-cuts out pic-

Not actually beached, but it seemed a bit funny at the time.

-Qairyl

see my above pic, thats what happens when they actually beach themselves:rotfl:

and btw beaching is pretty common... I just wanna see the Bismark beach herself:arrgh!:

[Dowly]

:nope:
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/9863/ghayjk0.jpg

[Pants]

PMSLMAO dowly you fool :rotfl:

[STEED]

Dowly you nutter.;) :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Teho]

Like i said in another topic: Dowly wears that stupid pink hat! Now, where's me pinky? :|\\

[Dowly]

Like i said in another topic: Dowly wears that stupid pink hat! Now, where's me pinky? :|\\

I would use this one as my Greywolves avatar, but I think Kpt.Lehmann has something to say about it. :D

http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/60/gwxdowlyavafi8.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

"No, YOU tell him his hat looks funny! I have things to do, um, elsewhere."

[Von Hinten]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[SmokinTep]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[horrgakx]

We should keep this to pictures only and not multipme smileys - it detracts from the posts.

[horrgakx]

We're being attacked by The Flying Dutchman!!!!
(people who've seen Pirates of the Caribbean 2 will get that :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/fsscr005.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

No, man, that's the new super U-Tanker surfacing next to you!:arrgh!:

[Rhodes]

ehehe the The Flying Dutchman with Davy Jones trying to bring down the U-Boat!!!:rotfl:

[Sulikate]

ehehe the The Flying Dutchman with Davy Jones trying to bring down the U-Boat!!!:rotfl:
:rotfl::rotfl:

[horrgakx]

"Vis zese magnetic bootz I can stand at zee angle!!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Angle.jpg

[bookworm_020]

"Vis zese magnetic bootz I can stand at zee angle!!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Angle.jpg

"I told the cleaners to use less starch, but did they listen!!!"

or

"My hemeroids are playing up, Sir!"

[munfis]

http://img122.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sh3img58200602615312eo2.png

I know its not all that humourous, but I was just crusiing along east on England, when It appeared I was being attacked by trhe entire RAF and USAAF together. There were at least 40 planes around, a mix of sunderlands, B17s, hurricanes and that other british bomber, the landplane one (Can't remember its name). That was when the humour set in. Most of the planes got destroyed, either through mid-air colisions, or flying through the spray of water of bombs and depth charges. I survived, because all of them were bombing about a kilometer away from where I was. THANK GOD!

Munfis

[STEED]

http://img122.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sh3img58200602615312eo2.png

I know its not all that humourous, but I was just crusiing along east on England, when It appeared I was being attacked by trhe entire RAF and USAAF together. There were at least 40 planes around, a mix of sunderlands, B17s, hurricanes and that other british bomber, the landplane one (Can't remember its name). That was when the humour set in. Most of the planes got destroyed, either through mid-air colisions, or flying through the spray of water of bombs and depth charges. I survived, because all of them were bombing about a kilometer away from where I was. THANK GOD!

Munfis

It's a fault in the stock game which can be sorted, 40 planes that must be a new world record. :huh:

Here's the answer.

To change the number of aircraft those attack you to a more realistic setting

Just go to. ubisoft silent hunter lll data. cfg. airstrikes. Look for logic between air sessions=15 Change this to =25. This will cut down on the constant air attacks in 1943.

[Saukko]

Bernard finally got his own boat and...
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/3356/sh305zg4.jpg

(What really happened that it is me in type VIIB returning from patrol and I decided to say hello to a type II (Das Boot style), but this one decides to put engines full back and turn to block my way, collision was avoided by a meter or two, as you can see)

[Kruger]

Bernard should be towed naked between the sharks.

Das Boot style type II...are you sure ? :)

[horrgakx]

"I gues that depthcharge really hurt us..."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/DeckGone.jpg

[Pants]

"I gues that depthcharge really hurt us..."



LOL nice one :rotfl:

[Sailor Steve]

Oh, man, that joke's about as funny as a screen door on a submarine.

[spork542]

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/1973/meatandbananassmalleu3.png
Hey hey, no need for hostilities!

[The Noob]

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/1973/meatandbananassmalleu3.png
Hey hey, no need for hostilities!


OMFG!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Thats so Good...LOL!!!:up::rock:

[THE_MASK]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4528/sh3img2522006202832437copy4sbqh4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[U-104]

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i111/U-104/SH3Img5-8-2006_21-1.jpg:hmm:

[enaceo]

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i111/U-104/SH3Img5-8-2006_21-1.jpg
He is being one with the gun:D

[bookworm_020]

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i111/U-104/SH3Img5-8-2006_21-1.jpg:hmm:

The new German stablized gun platform!! Highly accurate in all sea states and can think for it's self. Even Bernard can use it!!:o

[enaceo]

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i111/U-104/SH3Img5-8-2006_21-1.jpg:hmm:

The new German stablized gun platform!! Highly accurate in all sea states and can think for it's self. Even Bernard can use it!!:o

"Bernard" and "can use" shouldn't ever be in the same sentence:lol:
I wouldn't actually be surprized if Bernard got promoted to BdU.He got his own boat,as you can see above.Hell he might even be "promoted" to Fuher:doh: :doh:

[Rilder]

I Think bernard snuck on a boat and tried to take over the depth charge rack...
http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/9535/dropitnownoobdy1.jpg

[Dowly]

Let´s just hope the uboat isnt just below the ship when the sailor 'drops his charges'.:rotfl:

[STEED]

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/673/clipimage002rg3.jpg

[U-104]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Lil Kaleun]

Wow!... Great pics!... I saw them all. :D Especially those with Bernard - they're the best!
And by the way, that's my first post, so hello. I've just bought SHIII and decided to read some tips, but they can wait - nothing compares to these pictures. :up:

[TarJak]

Bernard has been playing with the Televisioscope again!

http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/1138/scopeeh1.jpg

[Teho]

Bernard has been playing with the Televisioscope again!

http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/1138/scopeeh1.jpg

:/\\chop

[WilhelmSchulz.]

Ok whos got the marshmelows? :ping:
http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/2934/whobroughtthemarshmelowsjm5.jpg

[bookworm_020]

Ok whos got the marshmelows? :ping:
http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/2934/whobroughtthemarshmelowsjm5.jpg

They look like crop circles..:ping:

[_Seth_]

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1462/afterburnerap7.png

[Lil Kaleun]

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1462/afterburnerap7.png
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Good one, Seth! :up:

[Lzs von swe]

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/6203/bernardsc8.jpg

You know the feeling, right?

[Dowly]

"But, sir! I´m telling you! It´s a seagull!!"
"RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!!!"
*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
:yep:

[Dowly]

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/7553/cartmanki5.jpg

[mr chris]

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/7553/cartmanki5.jpg

LOL :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[_Seth_]

Dowly, exellent!!!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[HunterICX]

:rotfl: some really crack me up...hahaha good ones
keep them comming:up:

[bookworm_020]

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/7553/cartmanki5.jpg

New american anti sub weapon???

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[enaceo]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/7241/bernardgigi2ii7.th.jpg (http://img82.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bernardgigi2ii7.jpg)
BERNAAARD!THERE'S NOT TIME FOR DANCING -WE'RE BEING DC'D!

[Lil Kaleun]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Great pics, Dowly and Enaceo!... :rock:

[enaceo]

Ok I didn't have much to do the last 1 hour or so and I decided to make this little "episode" of U-boot 4DM1N(Admin).Enjoy:D
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/1327/part1copytt1.th.jpg (http://img231.imageshack.us/my.php?image=part1copytt1.jpg)
http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/386/part2copyws7.th.jpg (http://img58.imageshack.us/my.php?image=part2copyws7.jpg)
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m125/enaceo/Part3copy.jpg
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m125/enaceo/Part4copy.jpg
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m125/enaceo/Part5copy.jpg
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m125/enaceo/Part6copy.jpg
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m125/enaceo/Part7copy.jpg
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m125/enaceo/Part8copy.jpg
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m125/enaceo/Part9copy.jpg
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m125/enaceo/Part10copy.jpg
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m125/enaceo/Part11copy.jpg
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m125/enaceo/Part12copy.jpg
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m125/enaceo/Part13copy.jpg
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m125/enaceo/Part14copy.jpg
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m125/enaceo/Part15copy.jpg
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m125/enaceo/Part16copy.jpg
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m125/enaceo/Part17copy.jpg
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m125/enaceo/Part18copy.jpg
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m125/enaceo/Part19copy.jpg
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m125/enaceo/Part20copy.jpg
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m125/enaceo/Part21copy.jpg
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m125/enaceo/Part22copy.jpg
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m125/enaceo/Part23copy.jpg
Note:the firs 2 are hosted on imageshack but it started to act up so i used photobucket on the other ones.

[Rilder]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Btw that Enterprise isent Soverign Class its Galaxy class...:arrgh!:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[STEED]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Brilliant.:lol: :lol:

[Rilder]

I cant seem to figure out why we keep getting attacked by bombers...
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/3776/omfgsuf3.jpg
----------

Bernard!!
http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/8784/lawlfhi6.jpg

[enaceo]

I cant seem to figure out why we keep getting attacked by bombers...
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/3776/omfgsuf3.jpg

That's probably camouflage invented by Bernard,which looks a lot like a certain member of the forum:D

And about U-4dm1n
Yep she's a Galaxy but I was thinking about something else so I wrote that there.:oops:
Glad you guys like it:DMaybe I'll make another "episode":D

[Lil Kaleun]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
So I'll be waitin' for another episode, Enaceo! Great work! :rock::up:

[Rhodes]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Btw that Enterprise isent Soverign Class its Galaxy class...:arrgh!:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Rilder, Enterprise-D is Galaxy Class
Enterprise-E is Sovereign Class :p

[Dowly]

That's probably camouflage invented by Bernard,which looks a lot like a certain member of the forum:D

:rotfl::rotfl::up:

[_Seth_]

Enaceo, Just ********** great!!!!! Excellent!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[mr chris]

Was on patrol south of Greenland when i got sent this by BdU.

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6681/sh3img138200619112812ls7.png

I wish i had his torpedos!

http://img302.imageshack.us/img302/1945/screen1ja4.png

[horrgakx]

LOL! Can you tell me how you get the text associated with your "X" marks on the map?

[MobyGrape]

Press The Attack..Respect MY authority!
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1820/edeod1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[HunterICX]

Bernard again forgot something to install on the Submarine

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/5417/loloq8.png

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/5417/loloq8.png (if the post doesnt work press this one)

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3623/lol2ix6.png

if the pic doesnt work the link is here (http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3623/lol2ix6.png)


the story behind this is actually that my ship cam was screwed so when I press it it focused on the ass of the sub. so I could see right throught if I zoomed in from front)

[U-snafu]

LOL! Can you tell me how you get the text associated with your "X" marks on the map?

I believe he's using the sh3 generator program--you can get it from the sh3gen thread in the mod workshop page.

[Dowly]

http://xs205.xs.to/xs205/06332/Navigatingbernard.jpg

[HunterICX]

:rotfl: hahaha Downly!!! nice one

[IrishUboot]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Bezoomney]

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/9789/look0ai.jpg

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2929/sh3img1852006825240use9ng.jpg

LMAO, good one! :rotfl:

Don't call me Shirley!

[mr chris]

LOL! Can you tell me how you get the text associated with your "X" marks on the map?
I use SH3 gen which is downloaded from this site it is a great tool and i never leave base without it. all it does is tells you what ship maybe in certain ports and where minefields and subnets may be located. hope this helps

[_Seth_]

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6315/bernaaaardpz0.png

[Dowly]

@Seth: :rotfl::rotfl: Good one! :up:

[bookworm_020]

Nice work Seth, It doesn't matter how you sink them, as long as there counted as yours!:rock:

[enaceo]

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6315/bernaaaardpz0.png

Surprized Bernard actually managed to sink the right ship:rotfl: :rotfl:

[_Seth_]

Well, Bernard finally got something right..... :rotfl:
What actually happend:
Spotted this big target, dived to PD, fired 2 torps at her, surfaced, used the deck gun to finish her off. She broke in two, but refused to sink. I recieved a note in my log that she went down, but when i left her, she stood like the picture is showing. It has to be a bug, or something, i dont think she can float in that state....

[horrgakx]

...Looks like the new rocket engine test didn't go as planned...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/afterburner.jpg

[horrgakx]

"Bernard!! Put those crayons away!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/maps-wtf.jpg

[Safe-Keeper]

I get that glitch, too. Nice captions, though (on both that and the rocket engine):lol:!

[Dowly]

I get that glitch, too. Nice captions, though (on both that and the rocket engine):lol:!

It happens if you ALT+TAB to windows while playing. Just go to the control room and ALT+TAB again to fix it.:up:

[Lzs von swe]

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/4091/bernardenigmafs6.jpg

This is what happens if you put Bernard in the radio room:) , from FROM to TO:rock:

[U-104]

:rotfl:

[munfis]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/381/sh3img178200621324406wn4.th.png (http://img117.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sh3img178200621324406wn4.png)
Oh poo...

(I managed to sink 2 passanger liners and get away, but there were about 20 destroyers and some light cruisers). But I thought i was boned!

[Lil Kaleun]

Wow, Munfis, what a crowd... Congrats you stayed alive! :up:

[STEED]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/381/sh3img178200621324406wn4.th.png (http://img117.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sh3img178200621324406wn4.png)
Oh poo...

(I managed to sink 2 passanger liners and get away, but there were about 20 destroyers and some light cruisers). But I thought i was boned!

That convoy must had some hush, hush people and top secret stuff. :huh:

And you survived. :o What year was it?

[_Seth_]

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/2541/bernardhidingml3.png

[Marriott]

hahaha good one seth

[_Seth_]

Does anyone know how to remove the instruments and sidebar on the screen,and get a complete "full-screen"?
Just downloaded FRAPS, and thinking about making some in-game movies, but i wouldnt do that if half the screen was occupied with the instruments and station-select bar...
I have tried to search here on subsim, but i couldn find anything about it...

[munfis]

[quote=munfis]That convoy must had some hush, hush people and top secret stuff. :huh:

And you survived. :o What year was it?

Its late 1944. I must admit that I was saving every few mins, and probably would have tried again if i died, but somehow I got out of it... Its amazing just how deep a type XI can go when you really need it to!
Survived, yeah, but i took one (probably four or five) hell (s) of a pounding, I came out of it with about 7% HI, some major flooding, no periscopes, flak guns, deck gun, left screw and rudder or stern planes. Wasn't very nice...

Im going to load up one of the saves, and see if i can battle it out on the surface... :hmm: :yep: :arrgh!:!

[TarJak]

Does anyone know how to remove the instruments and sidebar on the screen,and get a complete "full-screen"?
Just downloaded FRAPS, and thinking about making some in-game movies, but i wouldnt do that if half the screen was occupied with the instruments and station-select bar...
I have tried to search here on subsim, but i couldn find anything about it...

just hit the Del key on the number pad to get full screen. Press it again to get it back.

[_Seth_]

TarJak: Thanx alot!!! :D:D:D

[_Seth_]

http://www.czimages.com/CZMemories/sub05/05surfacing.jpg

BRND: "Zorry, mein kapitan, i muzzt have forgotten my glazzez"
CAPT: "BERNAAARD!!!!"

[eLNuko]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Lzs von swe]

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/7493/bernard3hi6.jpg

He can´t even get his graphics right :lol:

[enaceo]

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/7493/bernard3hi6.jpg

He can´t even get his graphics right :lol:

That once happened to my whole watch crew :doh: freaky

[Type941]

who the F.. is Barnard!!!!:damn::ping:

[Dowly]

who the F.. is Barnard!!!!:damn::ping:

:doh::doh::doh: Are you serious!?!?!?!? Even the newcomers know him! :lol:

Bernard was 'birth' on 09.25.2005, just look at the first post of this thread. :up:

[horrgakx]

Makes me chuckle this subject of Bernard ... we Brits and the Americans pronounce names like Bernard (and Maurice) VERY differently, it puts a whole different spin on things when talked about on this site.

Example to all the Brits - Imagine saying in a broad Lancastrian accent "Bernard", now try it in an American accent (Burn-Ard)... oh and the word "Duty" too sounds like "Doody" in American :)

[mapuc]

who the F.. is Barnard!!!!:damn::ping:

And some of us has started an organization called SPABB-Subsim Players Against the Bullying of Bernard

Markus

[Dowly]

who the F.. is Barnard!!!!:damn::ping:
And some of us has started an organization called SPABB-Subsim Players Against the Bullying of Bernard

Markus

:rotfl::rotfl:

[bookworm_020]

who the F.. is Barnard!!!!:damn::ping:
And some of us has started an organization called SPABB-Subsim Players Against the Bullying of Bernard

Markus

OK you do that, I'm going to start SPFKB-Subsim Players for the Keelhauling of Bernard

:arrgh!::arrgh!:

[GOZO]

He was my XO in U-735 during WaW1:up:


/Per

[_Seth_]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/2933/farthedbv1.jpg

[horrgakx]

When I said the only option was to ram, I think I regret that now...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Stuck-in-boat.jpg

[enaceo]

When I said the only option was to ram, I think I regret that now...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Stuck-in-boat.jpg


Looks like you founded the new kamikaze sub group-the natzee response to the japs:D
And that ship probably has an indigestion about now...too many subs don't do ya' stomach good:D

[Sailor Steve]

And here I thought it was the new FAT/LUT/BAT/JUT super torpedo, guaranteed to make an impression even if it's a dud!

[enaceo]

Bernard and his ... magic...
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/8063/bernardmagiccopykd5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[_Seth_]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Good one!!!!!

[STEED]

Welcome to my Haunted U-Boat :eek: :eek:

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/4231/sh3img2982006212016203yd4.png

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6383/sh3img2982006212422531mu9.png

[Safe-Keeper]

Welcome to my Haunted U-Boat :eek: :eek:
That's the scene when Ensign Chihiro runs into the Radio Room to find the Sonar man and Radio Officer have become pigs from drinking Yubaba's u-boat special coctail, right?

Poor girl.

[Qairyl]

That's the scene when Ensign Chihiro runs into the Radio Room to find the Sonar man and Radio Officer have become pigs from drinking Yubaba's u-boat special coctail, right?

Poor girl.

I have the strangest feeling I know where those characters are from, but I can't think of it...what is it?

-Qairyl

[Safe-Keeper]

Spirited Away by Miyazaki (spelling?).

[Qairyl]

Ah, of course! Can't believe I didn't remember that. :nope: I thought it was pretty good, but I liked Howl's Moving Castle a bit more.

-Qairyl

[Quagmire]

Bernard attempts to lead his first boarding party...
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8706/brdpty1uj6.jpg

[Quagmire]

Meanwhile...
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8825/brdpty3rd0.jpg

[Quagmire]

A while longer still...
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/6529/stuckjf0.jpg

[spork542]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[STEED]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[bookworm_020]

Meanwhile...
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8825/brdpty3rd0.jpg


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[enaceo]

Always knew Bernard was a born pirate:rotfl: :rotfl:

[_Seth_]

@ Quagmire: Excellent!!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
BERNAAAAAAARD!!!!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[_Seth_]

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/4189/bernardagainkp9.png

[The Noob]

WT Flying F?!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Torvald Von Mansee]

Ah, of course! Can't believe I didn't remember that. :nope: I thought it was pretty good, but I liked Howl's Moving Castle a bit more.

-Qairyl

Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind is my favorite Miyazaki movie, though Castle in the Sky Laputa comes in a very close 2nd.

[Qairyl]

Yeah, that was one of my favorites, too. One of my friends owns Moving Castle, so I've seen it a few more times...I've seen the rest on TV.

-Qairyl

[Safe-Keeper]

http://img490.imageshack.us/img490/3526/gpspatchvz5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
"Contact! Hunt II Destroyer, bearing 348, range 39 nautical miles!"

...Hey, the Brits are a bunch of clever bastards. We need all the help we can get:oops:!

[STEED]

Bernard at it again. :nope:

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/6900/sh3img29200620230484wj7.png

[Safe-Keeper]

:rotfl:
I'd never think of drawing things with flares. Pretty neat.

[Marriott]

good old bernard. He's quite an artist

[stabiz]

Steed: :rotfl:

[_Seth_]

Excellent Steed!!!!:rotfl::rotfl:

[HunterICX]

My Radio man had an strange look in his eyes:

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6551/killat4.png

And these are really some freaky Eyes :huh: they scared me.

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/1174/eyeskk2.png

Bernard has done it again:

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6062/showeroe7.png

:rotfl:

[_Seth_]

@ hunterICX: Awesome!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[bookworm_020]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[STEED]

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3838/presentation2it5.jpg

[horrgakx]

Hehe a good bug that one :)
PS it is "sight" when used in that context, not "site".

[STEED]

Hehe a good bug that one :)
PS it is "sight" when used in that context, not "site".

Rush job that one, I shall correct it in the next ten minutes. :up:

[STEED]

Sorted that's better.

Yep that bug is funny. :lol:

[Inbred Pest]

Somebody needs to practice their parallel parking:

http://img336.imageshack.us/img336/2769/screenshot001ph7.jpg

[mr chris]

Somebody needs to practice their parallel parking:

http://img336.imageshack.us/img336/2769/screenshot001ph7.jpg

Ah learner drivers :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Marriott]

I bet he failed is driving test:rotfl:

[_Seth_]

@ Inbred Pest: Good one!!!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Powerful engine in those tankers...!!!:D

[bookworm_020]

I put Bernard in charge and look what happened....

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/8452/sh3img39200620624703es8.png

[_Seth_]

@ bookworm_020: nice one! :D

[U-104]

Bernard at it again. :nope:

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/6900/sh3img29200620230484wj7.png

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Anvart]

We have strange met and we shall strange miss.

http://img420.imageshack.us/img420/7525/sosedkiwt6.jpg

:hmm:

[_Seth_]

We have strange met and we shall strange miss.

http://img420.imageshack.us/img420/7525/sosedkiwt6.jpg

:hmm:

"Errrr...mine iz longer than yourz....."

"NEIN; ich habe the longezt one"

"Oh yeah? here, chew on thiz torpedo, you dummkopf"

"Ach, scheizze!!! Sweinhund"

Excellent, Anvart!!! i guess it wasnt Bernard at the helm..? :rock::D

[HunterICX]

LoL!!!!

@Anvart

''VROEM!!! VROEMM!!!''
ICH BIN SNELLER THENZ U!!!
Bollox!!! This baby has an load of Horsepower!
Zthen letz we see
I accept the 1 Km Dragrace matey!

''GENTLEMEN START UR ENGINES!!!!''
U-Boat : BROOOOMM!!! BROOOM!!!
Sub : Tjii tjii tjii tjii tjii tjii....CRAP!!!!
Tjjiiiii tjiii tjii Braaa...Tjii Tjiii BRAAAAAAAAM!!!

[_Seth_]

LoL!!!!

@Anvart

''VROEM!!! VROEMM!!!''
ICH BIN SNELLER THENZ U!!!
Bollox!!! This baby has an load of Horsepower!
Zthen letz we see
I accept the 1 Km Dragrace matey!

''GENTLEMEN START UR ENGINES!!!!''
U-Boat : BROOOOMM!!! BROOOM!!!
Sub : Tjii tjii tjii tjii tjii tjii....CRAP!!!!
Tjjiiiii tjiii tjii Braaa...Tjii Tjiii BRAAAAAAAAM!!!


ROFL !!!!!!! :rock::rotfl::rotfl:

[Anvart]

We have strange met and we shall strange miss.

http://img420.imageshack.us/img420/7525/sosedkiwt6.jpg

:hmm:

"Errrr...mine iz longer than yourz....."

"NEIN; ich habe the longezt one"

"Oh yeah? here, chew on thiz torpedo, you dummkopf"

"Ach, scheizze!!! Sweinhund"

Excellent, Anvart!!! i guess it wasnt Bernard at the helm..? :rock::D
I hope...
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[The Noob]

http://img420.imageshack.us/img420/7525/sosedkiwt6.jpg

British Captain: Now Where is that Kraut Submarine?
German Captain: Now Where is that Tommy Submarine?

*Both Take a Look through the Periscope at the Same time*

British: WT Flying F?! DIIIINNSSSSSSDALE!!!!!!!!!!!
German: Gott im Himmel! BEEEEEEEERRRRRNAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!!


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[_Seth_]

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/5332/radioactivebt7.png

[_Seth_]

http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/8868/hahahavo0.png

[Anvart]

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/5332/radioactivebt7.png

May be it's a sight in the future...?

:o

[Sailor Steve]

Reminds me of the old Beatles (Paul McCartney) song "I'm Looking Through You".

[_Seth_]

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/3410/redrumuu5.png

[Sailor Steve]

"Heeeeeeeeres Bernard!!!"

[_Seth_]

"Heeeeeeeeres Bernard!!!"

:rotfl::rotfl::D:DPerfect!!!!!!!!

[horrgakx]

Have to admit to not getting that one :-? why repeating the name of a famous race horse?

[_Seth_]

Its from the movie "the shining", starring Jack Nicholson. (try reading RedRum backwards......)

[Landshark]

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l309/landshark1951/sh3ovrboard.jpg

[Cpt.Thorne]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b316/Larry_Thorne/bernardgonemad.jpg

Everyone looked suspicious and scared even though they had chained Bernard into the Aft torpedo room with anchor chain...even the smallest sound made them jumpy...but that was understandable after the bloodbath they had gone through at the depth of 150m and Bernard loosing his mind after 105 days at sea...last thing they heard him mumble was redruM...redruM...:arrgh!:


...scary glitch...

[STEED]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8987/presentation2on3.jpg

[_Seth_]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b316/Larry_Thorne/bernardgonemad.jpg

Everyone looked suspicious and scared even though they had chained Bernard into the Aft torpedo room with anchor chain...even the smallest sound made them jumpy...but that was understandable after the bloodbath they had gone through at the depth of 150m and Bernard loosing his mind after 105 days at sea...last thing they heard him mumble was redruM...redruM...:arrgh!:


...scary glitch...


:o:o:o...Excellent....I think that is the new BLOODY DIALS MOD V.2.0...

[_Seth_]

@ STEED: Good one, mate! :D

[mr chris]

"BERNARD!!! WHAT THE **** HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BOAT!!"":damn: :damn: :damn: :damn:
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/3628/bernarduz5.jpg

[kylania]

wth!? 62kts!? 505m deep!?!? Is that the death plunge bug or did you invent a new type of power plant? :)